Literally the polar opposite of most Touhou fans

@ccmodee8731

6 ай бұрын

They would smash the children nah I can’t be a part of this community lmao

@potatortheomnipotentspud

4 ай бұрын

Yet somehow he has even worse taste Like my brother in Christ, you want to smash the necrophiliac aspiring kiddy diddler? That's so down bad it's irredeemable.

@shirleymaemattthews4862

Ай бұрын

So...if this is the OPPOSITE of most touhou fans, then what are the originals like?

@shirleymaemattthews4862

Ай бұрын

If this is the opposite, then what are the originals like?

@Poyoyorin

13 күн бұрын

@@shirleymaemattthews4862they may or may not like little girls

Rin: Smells like corpses - Pass Seiga: Smells like corpses - Smash Nice logic.

@probablyjinxed

7 ай бұрын

i mean most of us fans smell like corpses anyway so why tf not 💀

Most sane touhou fan, smashing rinnosuke so hard

@kakicho36

Жыл бұрын

There's no sane touhou fan

@MedsieLovr

Жыл бұрын

"prank him"

@Kiyosandwicheater

Жыл бұрын

​@@kakicho36 😂

@foppypoof5195

Жыл бұрын

@@kakicho36 *Me who doesn’t see any of the girls in a lustful way and purely likes touhou for the music and gameplay* I’m sorry?

@alphabeta3528

Жыл бұрын

@@MedsieLovr more like trollsuke

I love how you "respect" some characters too much to smash them. Now I respect you

@Ayavanni

Жыл бұрын

🗣🗣🗣

@OfficialPisser

Жыл бұрын

"From schizo to schizo 🎩"

@Ciurk

8 ай бұрын

not too much to not smash

Ayamin: Passes orin cos she smells like corpses Also ayamin: Smashes seiga for the same fucking reason

@Ayavanni

Жыл бұрын

🥸

@XfromDarkHorse

Жыл бұрын

There's another one: Ayamin: Passes Junko because of NTR. Also Ayamin: Smashes Seiga for the same reason.

@Ayavanni

Жыл бұрын

@@XfromDarkHorse also made the same joke with sannyo

@spaghettiking7312

Жыл бұрын

@@XfromDarkHorse Seiga is doki doki waku waku. It's hard to resist her.

@19Pyrus70

Жыл бұрын

Smashes Ringo but... Passes on Tewi & Seiran & Reisen 2!🤔🤷

Truly the most based Touhou Smash Or Pass. No children are boned, AND both Rinnosuke & Myouren are up for grabs.

I think most touhou characters don't know how to play smash bros

As a touhou fan. The word "pass" doesn't exist as long as the character in question is above 18.

@taodivinity1556

Жыл бұрын

As a Touhou fan. The word "pass" doesn't exist.

@whytfdoineedacustomurl

Жыл бұрын

as a len'en fan. i am more sane than you :lesanae:

@Alexander247

Жыл бұрын

@@whytfdoineedacustomurl len'en is just an alternate touhou. That basically means you're double insane :trollface:

@spidermacho123

Жыл бұрын

​@@whytfdoineedacustomurl i'm also a len'en fan. So, which len'en character would you smash? I'd smash tsugumi.

@spaghettiking7312

Жыл бұрын

@@spidermacho123 In Len'en, their genders are unspecified, so I don't know if that makes it more or less cursed.

The most genuine smash or pass. Damn right on Komachi and raiko

...Why is this so sane?

@kalinstonerna5525

Жыл бұрын

She took her meds I think

@David__Gutierrez

Жыл бұрын

@@kalinstonerna5525what if she don't take them

smash or pass but only based on the quality of their ZUNart

I love how Kaguya is supposed to be an unmatched beauty in Japanese legend, only for this guy to pass simply because ZUN drew her like a methhead

The absolute audacity of making this sanest smash or pass my respect

Pass on Eiki?... Could it be our memelord reached the undegeneracy stage of being a touhou fan?

6:10 Her, no. But that spoo-

2:06 what does this mean 😭being a stupid dork doesn't equal having the mind of a child. She cooks among other tasks and drinks beer.

@Ayavanni

Жыл бұрын

Suika drinks, your point?

@Shyguymask

Жыл бұрын

@@Ayavanni That doesn't mean Suika has the mind of a child, she does however have the body of a child. It's different.

@guillermoaqv7461

4 ай бұрын

Ok, but would you smash her or nah?🤨

@Pinkdam

2 ай бұрын

Youmu is too mentally mature for Gensokyo

Tbh it’s refreshing to see a Touhou fan that passes the child-like characters, huge props to you

@marisakirisame867

7 ай бұрын

I think not all is safe btw

You know you're not a touhou fan when you wont smash characters that looks young. Thankfully, i am (not) a touhou fan.

I agree that Flandre has the mindset of a child (even if she is like 450 years old), but Remilia is 500 years old and she has the mindset of a fully grown and experienced woman.

@Ayavanni

4 ай бұрын

No tf she dont

0:19 Doesn’t matter if you can’t. you can still try harder!!!!!

That bit with Griffith surprised me. I'm most of the way through Berserk: The Golden Age manga, so I know he does something nasty, but not what yet. Also this is a surprisingly reasonable list. I never ended up dividing characters into adult and child categories in Touhou.

@spaghettiking7312

Жыл бұрын

Don't spoil yourself.

@henryfleischer404

Жыл бұрын

@@spaghettiking7312 OK. I just finished volume 5, so now I've gotta wait for the next one to be moved to my local library.

@spaghettiking7312

Жыл бұрын

@@henryfleischer404 Happy to hear you're reading the manga. That's the best way to experience it. Please don't spoil yourself and enjoy every page.

100% smashing Rinnosuke and Myouren

Okina looks TOO kissable on WaHH, I ain't even caring about all the evil brainwashing powers or the questionable kid servants... Lemme hit. 😂

@elladella461

Жыл бұрын

Two. My legs are o p e n for Okina on chapter 42.

This guy has an FBI agent monitoring him 24/7 to have these answers and be a touhou fan.

1:33 no that's not a child that's a baka

If I see Rinnosuke in front of me, I'll instantly turn gay

You may have fooled them, but I've seen through all the inconsistencies

After too many years,Patchouli is rarely smashable now.😎

@Lemuel928

8 ай бұрын

Because I have a rare knack for librarians.

Great work dodging the fbi flawlessly

not a real touhou-er if you pass on the children🤣

@foppypoof5195

Жыл бұрын

Nah, most of the fandom’s actually sane

@ashleyliptil-dd3ic

Жыл бұрын

As a touhou-er this is true

smash: nobody because they are fictional characters RINNOSUKE MORICHIKA

@Ayavanni

Жыл бұрын

🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

kanako - too mommy to smash suwako - -too loli to smash- im not taking any chances

Youmu is mentally old enough to kill someone that try touch yuyuko, but not to smash?

@FauxFaFox

Жыл бұрын

You don't have to be super old to know that touching can be bad.

@davidbacchim3624

Жыл бұрын

@@FauxFaFox fair

Eirin and Yukari probably would do something nasty, they probably came up with lots of crazy ideas with time. Wise to pass on them

Smashing Eiki is an easy ticket to heaven.

dude really passed all of sa

"too mommy to smash" unf...coward

Bro said smash to murasa 💀

Also, Utsuho doesn’t produce radiation unless actively doing nuclear fusion, this is something that Touhou fans don't seem to understand. She's not a piece of radioactive metal.

@f.u.m.o.5669

11 ай бұрын

But is it meant to be taken literally? And does she do this under her own volition or is it natural?

@f.u.m.o.5669

11 ай бұрын

Also, I where is this? I know that's the wiki, but is it from a book? A game?

my sibling n i r watching thiz video n when it got 2 4:09 i lost my shit n kept screaming "SMASH" repeatedly. he called me a bad dog 💀

this is why out of every touhou fan i respect you the most. also finally someone who thinks reisens th8 outfit is better than the other one 🗣🗣🗣

My homies after found Mima: SMASH IT BRO

4:10 😳 what th-

Where the fuck are misumaru and tsukasa

0:19 Oh why the hell not, SMASH!!!!!

Doesn't touching Medicine cause terrible rashes anyhow?

Respectable list ngl. Very... tame list i suppose.

3:01 She will take it away if you have one....

Not sure how Eirin is "Just to be safe" considering she looks like a 50 year old with her hair, possibly has the physical age of a 30 year old (basically in their prime, considering immortality and Lunarian stuff) and canonically she's like, ... millions of years old apparently. Not sure millions but she's surely atleast like 10,000.

@Ayavanni

6 ай бұрын

Not everything is because of age bucko

@hopedream11

10 күн бұрын

By risky he means shoot you with 6 arrows pass.

@mushroomsrcool1449

10 күн бұрын

@@Ayavanni ... True. -_-

You passed Aya but smashed Hatate,why?

@Mima_the_vengeful_spirit

8 ай бұрын

Hatate is superior. nuff said. (even in lore, Hatate is higher than Aya in the hierarchy of tengus)

1:20 lmao

imagine forgetting mizuchi

i found an fan touhou without loving kids

Most based smash or pass I’ve ever seen

Bruh Ran literally seduced the emperor of India, emperor of china, and emperor of Japan. She 100% confirmed to be hot, and if you smash her, you’ll literally be standing among kings. Why would you pass? Also Kaguya is literally canonically one of the most beautiful princesses in history, why would you pass that Also Ichirin is literally a Jojo character, how is she boring? I wouldn’t smash her either, but still she’s not boring bro Do agree with Reisen tho. Why tf did they ditch the suit? She looked like a badass with that suit Also agree with nue. I feel like people only wanna smash her because she’s one of the few characters wearing skin tight clothing. She’s a great character with interesting lore, but she’s not hot. I mean I guess she *can* be hot, since, according to myth, the nue supposedly looks like what the person seeing it thinks it looks like, but nah

Damn... you would smash Rinnosuke and Byakuren's brother

Top 5 saints: 1.Ignatius of Loyola 2. Francis Xavier 3. Teresa of Ávila 4. Isidore the Farmer 5. Ayamin

Misumaru: um hello?

Even Fictional characters have rights too

Unironically least horny Touhou fan right here.

That’s cool man, but could you please take your meds now? You’re beginning to scare me.

@Ayavanni

Жыл бұрын

Ermm why

@fotismanolopoulos1098

Жыл бұрын

This is one of the most sane smash or pass touhou lists you can find, how is THIS scary?

I like Hina but yeah idk about smashing....maybe being friends is good enough? Interesting takes though.

clicked for donjuan thumbnail what the fuck is this

This video has inspired me to be a better person

How is Junko ntr when her husband is also dead?

@DarkSymphony777

6 ай бұрын

her husband also banged chang'e

I love how the song synced with the smash at 2:28 Also, what about Tsukasa, Renko, Maribel, and Miyoi?

i would complain more about the lack of tsukasa but i think we all can see the trend and know the answer

You have my respect by not smashing child-like characters

The fact that you ignored Misumaru leads me to two things: or you pass her but didn't want to expose her or you smash her and you don't want any of us to know

Can’t be convicted if they’re older than me right?

You should do a touhou music sortear stream when you get to 4k subs

Ayamin: *pass on tewi even tho she old she act like kid* *the girls that are old and acts like kid and ayamin said their kid* (also like scarlet sister Chen the fairy's the komeiji they are very very old)

orange actually got included 😃

Also, big respect for not smashing byakuren

I agree with this vídeo but Komachi and Raiko are one of My favorites.

Hell yeah, fellow Miko lover!

first time I have watched a video like this where I didn't see a degenerate answer when you got to remilia or flan. You have earned my respect.

High respect for you

The only one I wholeheartedly disagree with is Sekibanki for obvious reasons. Where tf Unzan?!? *Explain yourself!!!*

@andrevital2480t

Жыл бұрын

3:33

Touhou fan or not, I will SMASH that like cause I agree everything on this video lol

Thanks for passing Ran. It's up to me now.

0:33 Oh hi PC-98 Koishi.

Sanae is high school student 😶

@Ayavanni

Жыл бұрын

So am i + shes older than reimu whos like almost 18 but no quite there so its fine if ur not chronically online

@alexc.g8525

Ай бұрын

​@Ayavanni source for 'Sanae is older than Reimu'?

Ok but like are you going to smash kasen's other 2 personalities?

What type of beef do you got with poor okina 😢

NOOO RIIIN

You got the most boring taste imaginable, istg.

welp guess i belong to mental hospital

*PASS ON ALL.* *Keep Touhou niche.*

SMASH ALL

@kakanugroho294

Жыл бұрын

A true touhou fan mindset

@514komeiji5

Жыл бұрын

Prank em john .... NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO

@Just_a_random_who_likes_stuff

Жыл бұрын

Based

If shaggy was in the list I am gonna smash him so hard my keyboard will be broken

I simp for sakuya, instant smash

Finally you're back, i've waited so much, also what do you mean NTR? She killed her husband bro, and that makes like, more than 1000 years (at the very least(information obtained from my ass btw)) so there's no NTR (even by that i think i would pass, i respect way too much Junko to be able to smash) ALSO WTF YOU MEAN THAT KEIKI ISN'T INTERESTING, MY GIANT GROUP OF 3 PEOPLE THAT LIKE KEIKI ARE EXTREMELY OFFENDED😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@XfromDarkHorse

Жыл бұрын

Seiga also had a husband, but Ayamin didn't talk about it.

@Ayavanni

Жыл бұрын

​@@XfromDarkHorseshe doing ntr herself its fine

@haifafarras8540

Жыл бұрын

Can I join your group? please??

Smash 'em all

Damn, no nemuno? Thats crazy, I'd smash.

bro earn my respect for not being pedo smash

ctrl + a smash

You forgot misumaru

Im gay asf so myouren and rinnosuke are both gettin it

not NTR if houyi's already dead also why would you smash yachie