CA asks "Would you adopt Lu Bu?" 76% of respondents were later betrayed by Lu Bu.

@stalinethegreat2822

5 жыл бұрын

No one can betray us

@HWDragonborn

5 жыл бұрын

That's because they sleep with Lu Bu's girlfriend

@dubuyajay9964

4 жыл бұрын

@@HWDragonborn So much heartache can be avoided just by following the Guy Code.

@Bobby__B

4 жыл бұрын

As long as you give Lu Bu what he wants, you're fine. Give him a big comfy position in court, pay him lots of money, give him a good fight and the most important rule: DON'T. SLEEP. WITH. HIS. WOMAN.

@peterchung2262

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, its 75% Because he betrayed 3 fathers, the only person he didn't betray was wang yun. 3/4 is 75%

"Lu Bu, betray me? Never!" Gets stabbed* "Ah crap."

@EonSlater

5 жыл бұрын

Huzzah, a man of quality.

@GarkKahn

5 жыл бұрын

that reference xD

@harrisonofcolorado8886

5 жыл бұрын

Lol Oversimplified reference!

@user-vv9bl3hk8t

5 жыл бұрын

"Et tu, Lyu Bu?" "I love Dong Zhuo, but I love Diao Chan more." (Lu and Lyu are different. Lyu is the official romanization of 吕, which we use in our passports.)

@captainvalourous6668

5 жыл бұрын

That's for stealing Lu Bu's Gal🤣

If you ever try to assassinate him but you fail, gift him a shiny knife and run for your life.

@themajor2190

3 жыл бұрын

After that you are guaranteed to become a Warlord and rule over Northern China

@imthebadguys

3 жыл бұрын

Also don't link your boats

@QuanNguyen-me8tc

3 жыл бұрын

@@imthebadguys and don't trust a homeless-looking dude named Yi

@someotherguy3699

3 жыл бұрын

Lu Bu did it, because of some girl lol

@DiverDrive428

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget a nice horse from Lu Bu on your way out.

Pro tip: Don't sleep with your ward's girl.

@roryschussler

5 жыл бұрын

Far as he knew though, it was his son who was creeping on *his* girl.

@OneReallyGrumpyJill

5 жыл бұрын

I want to sleep with her just so I can play as my bae Lu Bu.

@dubuyajay9964

4 жыл бұрын

Yup, Dong should've stopped thinking with his dong and remembered the Guy Code.

@Aeyo

2 жыл бұрын

Who did that?

@samuraijackoff5354

2 жыл бұрын

@@Aeyo Dong zhou, fat guy in the video.

Dong Zhou: *dies burning in the street for days* Dude with a marshmallow: *Nice*

The Dong's master stratagem - Throw Lu Bu at his enemies

@mattaffenit9898

5 жыл бұрын

Know what? Not a bad strategy. Just be nice to the thrice bastard to keep him loyal and you're untouchable.

@ahmadtarek7763

5 жыл бұрын

I wonder how strong he actually was in real life , I now a lot if it is romanticized ( no pun intended ) but still he must have been super strong IRL to get such a reputation .

@pierre-mariecaulliez6285

5 жыл бұрын

Also, the trailer makes me suppose that, in game, he cancels charge reflexion ?

@ahmadtarek7763

5 жыл бұрын

@Devin Chen that's quite an achievement shooting a spear with a bow , damn .

@seanbirdwell1592

5 жыл бұрын

Or sit on them

Even compared with other tyrants and warlords of that very brutal time in history, Dong Zhuo is recorded as being especially sadistic, maniacal, and dishonorable. Everyone knows that Lu Bu betrayed him, but fewer people realize that the betrayal was not unjustified. It is recorded multiple times that Dong Zhuo was abusive and callous towards Lu Bu, even going so far as to throw deadly spears at him in fits of rage. Often that rage wasn't even directed at Lu Bu, Dong Zhuo was just angry at something else and Lu Bu was unlucky enough to be the nearest person. Lu Bu was his closest bodyguard, adopted son, highest general, strongest champion, and much of Zhuo's success was due to Lu Bu, and yet he treated him like he treated everyone else, like dirt. It's no wonder that Lu Bu finally turned on him. Dong Zhuo's regime was doomed from the start because he had no respect for those who kept him in power.

@Dracobyte

2 жыл бұрын

The OG Fat Bastatd.

@Bobby__B

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, Lu Bu did nothing wrong.

@HappiKarafuru

2 жыл бұрын

That should add oil to the flame that burn for 2 days. ^ some joke regard to Dong Zhuo

@dexterwilliams2520

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bobby__B I mean, Lu Bu did plenty wrong; betrayal was his personal hobby long before he killed Dong Zhuo. But Lu Bu was absolutely justified in finally killing that fat bastard dead.

@GarkKahn

Жыл бұрын

@@dexterwilliams2520 lu bu may be treacherous but what dong zhuo did was like leaving your house and car with the door open besides a famous thief, lu bu may have killed him but the dude was almost asking him to do it

I come to bring you the translation of the lyrics:（seven syllable for a sentence,each syllable for a Chinese character） 董贼潜怀废立图 The tyrant Dong Zhuo has an underlying scheme to abolish the emperor of Han Empire and get a new one as his puppet. 汉家宗社委丘墟 The Han's temple of ancestors is going to fall into ruins.(It means that Han dynasty will fall) 满朝臣宰皆囊括 All of the courtiers dare not speak anything about Dong Zhuo's tyranny or revolt him.(the third sentence is repeated twice) 唯有丁公是丈夫。 Only the noble officer Ding Guan is a true man.(Ding Guan is the first courtier to snap at Dong Zhuo and revolt his tyranny.This noble person was executed immediately by Dong Zhuo.) CA really struck me a lot by this video.

@kongdogheeh5486

5 жыл бұрын

中文效率是真的高

@cyhu9130

5 жыл бұрын

@@kongdogheeh5486 笑喷

@eucliwood3164

5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: this poem is from the 4th chapter of Romance of the Three Kingdoms

@charlesngs8249

5 жыл бұрын

You can't tell me the GoT nerds will not at least be interested to check this out

@radec5437

5 жыл бұрын

Well thank You!

Ancient Chinese Palpatine and Darth Vader?

@dodoscootaloo3847

5 жыл бұрын

Dong Zhuo is nominally the father of Lu Bu. If the Senate says im your father to lord low ground...

@nathanielclaw2841

5 жыл бұрын

If palpatite was also banging Padmé in the meantime

@yevonsama

5 жыл бұрын

Dong Zhuo is the winner of Luoyang capital's Game of Throne in 189 ( among him and other four factions: He Jin; eunuchs; He Miao [ He Jin's brother]; Ding Yuan) and take all these factions' army under his rule - Lubu is the most famous example.

@zininghou3273

5 жыл бұрын

May the Qi be with you my friend.

@Aemond_One-Eye

5 жыл бұрын

I always thought as much too...

I absolutely love the sound track to this game

1st step :Start game 2nd step : set Lu Bu as heir of the faction 3rd step : sent Big Dong into enemy whole army 4th step : Lu Bu become the leader of the faction 5th step : UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!

@cnemesys2156

5 жыл бұрын

@Bryan Leonardi one problem with your equation there mate... You forgot those *dogs barking at a tiger* coalition.

@pututunik8748

5 жыл бұрын

Damn, looks like i don't need to do the whole events that lead to it

@Ai404Ai

4 жыл бұрын

nah, choose liu bei, ma teng or zheng jiang to start the game. then marry lu bu so he can join our faction, keep good relationship with ma teng and sun jian, so later on you can marry ma chao and sun ren. Once you have all of em, your enemies are pretty much done.

@MrScorpionov

4 жыл бұрын

step 6: profit???

@dinaatun9314

4 жыл бұрын

I mean thats a waste of a legendary but ok

The lyric of this music comes from a poem in "Romance of the three kingdoms " itself, Chapter 4. Here's the Chinese and English version of it: 董贼潜怀废立图 The rebel Dong Zhuo conceived the foul design 汉家宗社委丘墟 To thrust the King aside and wrong his line. 满朝臣宰皆囊括 With folded arms the courtiers stood, save one 惟有丁公是丈夫 Ding Guan, who dared to cry that wrong was done.

@bingqizhou6339

5 жыл бұрын

Ding yuan丁原

@big-bad-wolf1511

5 жыл бұрын

@@bingqizhou6339 是丁管

@bingqizhou6339

5 жыл бұрын

@@big-bad-wolf1511 是的，我现在知道了

@bosunbill9059

2 жыл бұрын

Ding Guan is actually read as Ding Gong, "gong" means grandfather or great man, is just a respectable honorific given to someone who was very respected for their virtue, or if they are a god. For example Guan Yu sometimes is called Guan Gong. Ding Gong's real name was Ding Yuan, he was called Gong because he dared to go against Dong Zhuo.

@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785

Жыл бұрын

Chinese English translation is so weird sometimes

414 people who dislike this are like dogs barking at a tiger

@maximilliantarmidi6323

3 жыл бұрын

Agree

@korrapithani9930

3 жыл бұрын

100 % yes

@sev09pogi95

3 жыл бұрын

But they will bow before our ruler

@sergetampos2350

3 жыл бұрын

Aye

@valerianfox-jiang272

3 жыл бұрын

A ha ha ha ha ha ha

dies 10 turns in the game

@supersgt.johnsonwhatthelad4424

5 жыл бұрын

That Guy there Thanks for that made me laugh instantly

@Wolf6119

5 жыл бұрын

Turn 10 Cutscene be like: "THE FIRE BURNS-" [Aggressively starts mashing "Esc" key]

@vania200107

5 жыл бұрын

I was crating an army to destroy him, and then he died. I was like WTF?!

@DamosLexicon

5 жыл бұрын

thats what you get when you lu bu by your side

@TheSpartan012

5 жыл бұрын

Just like in the romance!

I absolutely love how Dong looks in this. He looks so satisfied with himself at 1:43

@MrDibara

5 ай бұрын

You gotta admit, that level of confidence and self-assurance is kind of admirable, even though it's delusional. 🤣

Guys here's some advice if you want to adopt Lu Bu: Betrayal is his personal hobby

@saberduma3848

5 жыл бұрын

He was probably some super high testosterone guy with bad childhood upbringing, this type usually ended up having some antisocial/psychopath personality traits.

@michelveilleux1275

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, to be fair Dong Zhou was his adopted father figure, and while he was a Tyrant, I'm sure not even he would want to screw over his ultimate weapon. He more then likely knew about his murder hobby, but didnt know that the girl he was smitten with was also offered to his son as well. After all, if Lu Bu really was raised by the guy, and somehow stayed alive long before the girl incident, how bad of a father could he have been to Lu Bu?

@Torag55

4 жыл бұрын

@@michelveilleux1275 Diaochan is fictional. She's a character made in the novel. She was inspired by the woman that Lu Bu had an affair with, but said woman was one of Dong Zhuo's concubines if I recall correctly, so to hide his secret, he kills Dong Zhuo. Well, that and there were other reasons as well. Apparently Dong Zhuo was very abusive to Lu Bu, such as throwing stuff at him in a fit of rage.

@michelveilleux1275

4 жыл бұрын

@@Torag55 ah see? I wouldn't have known that. Eye opening really.

@gatoloco2549

3 жыл бұрын

Then why dont i betray him first

doesnt anyone else think dong zhuo looks a like a huge chaos dwarf

@amirsoltani8792

5 жыл бұрын

Nafiul Shelim The ultimate huge chaos dwarf

@nolan2664

5 жыл бұрын

His hat isn’t big enough.

@nolan2664

5 жыл бұрын

Actually thinking about it the relationship between Dong Zhou and Lu Bu are basically Ghorth the Cruel and Zhatan the Black, Tyrant ruler that is less of a warrior and his mega soldier general that serves him.

@erlint

5 жыл бұрын

@@nolan2664 Chaos dwarfs = China ?

@thunderlordaeron134

4 жыл бұрын

@@erlint Not even close.

It will never feel *better* to be *bad* in any other game than this one ;)

@count_dcinamon

5 жыл бұрын

yee, seems pretty interesting to play as 'the bad guy'

@fern1009

5 жыл бұрын

@@count_dcinamon Indeed. The actual Dong Zhuo was a nasty piece of work if even a *quarter* of what was written about him is true. The Three Kingdom's fiction didn't have to make up anything about him to put him in a negative light. I don't even think most writers can *make* *up* the stuff Dong Zhuo did in real life. He did have supporters, although mostly in the military. I have to wonder if we the player need to balance his *psychotic* *tendencies* while we play him, like a mechanic we have to juggle. Though I am mostly interested in commanding Lu Bu, that guy is basically the Vegeta (DBZ reference) of the Three Kingdoms period (technically before it though).

@_greenrunner_

5 жыл бұрын

Venatio could you list some of the thngs he supposedly did?

@fern1009

5 жыл бұрын

@@_greenrunner_ From what I know: 1. Killed the teenage Emperor and replaced him with his younger brother as a puppet. 2. Killed thousands of innocent civilians & officials on suspicion of disloyalty. Including the entire clan of the leader of the Coalition who opposed him that he could find in Louyang. Captured enemy soldiers reportedly tortured so horrifically it caused a loss of morale among Coalition forces. 3. Destroyed so many valuable works of bronze art to make coins that he actually caused inflation to the point of the currency being considered worthless. Not to mention the countless other arts and treasures he raided to prop up his coffers. 4. Staged tortures in the middle of his banquets, which peaked with the still living mess of a person being tossed with his detached parts into a pot of boiling oil. Resulting cooked "meatball" displayed like *art* in front of guests (who understandably lost their appetite).

@Lorzhov

5 жыл бұрын

Yep! Like solid 2 hours of gameplay before Lu Bu killed him 😶

Trailer in a nutshell; Yuan Shao: I have an army Dong Zhuo: I have a Lu Bu That's a substantial amount of likes for my taste, thnx y'all xD

@ronanchristiana.belleza9270

5 жыл бұрын

Shu: We have the 3 sworn brothers.

@mengqiuw

5 жыл бұрын

uhm! Army Lu Bu!

@yuhanjin2202

5 жыл бұрын

Funny that Dong was killed by Lu Bu later.

@zennoix9984

5 жыл бұрын

Sun Jian: I have a family

@primarchstar2087

5 жыл бұрын

Meng Huo: I am Chinese Surtha Ek

Total War: Big Chungus (Three Meals DLC)

@janeappleseed2154

5 жыл бұрын

ROMANCE OF THE THREE MEALS

@DuesVult

4 жыл бұрын

Jacob at least the dlc is free all you have to do is become emperor or conquer china

@splitatorium

3 жыл бұрын

Romance of the Three Big Macs

CA, we want the in-game battles to be this massive!

@kingvarien

5 жыл бұрын

I'm no tech expert, but I feel like that would probably blow up your computer

@orrusfellin5150

5 жыл бұрын

CA: "No. Go to scaven Lab".

@IAtarenI

5 жыл бұрын

@@kingvarien The size of the battles are getting smaller, not bigger, that's a massive issue

@applejuice7847

5 жыл бұрын

@@kingvarien have u tried out the lab in warhammer 2 it shows that its quite ppossible with some optimization and in the first place its ridicoulus that we have the same battle size since rome total war released 2006

@jamaly77

5 жыл бұрын

@@kingvarien "I'm no tech expert" yep, you (apparently) are not.

Oh lord! The music! Its so epic it makes me like and want to play as the villainous figure in the game! I'm talking to you choir and chello at the end!

@tonytruong8491

5 жыл бұрын

That chello reminded me of mongol music. Awesome :D

@daswordofgork9823

5 жыл бұрын

Nothing compared to dynasty warriors. BOW WA WA WA WA NA NA WOOOOOOOOOWWWWW! NA NA NA NA NA NA

@boygonewhoopdataZZ

5 жыл бұрын

When you though Dong Zhou was a villian when all he just wanted to do was unite China under one flag.

@charlesngs8249

5 жыл бұрын

I know right

@Biblig

5 жыл бұрын

@@boygonewhoopdataZZ thats what literally everyone wanted to do lol

Among men: Lü Bu, among horses: Red Hare

Total war present Dong Zhou trailer! Intro: Focus on Lubu Battle Scene: Also Lubu Dong Zhou: Am I a joke to you!?

@dubuyajay9964

4 жыл бұрын

In a cosmic sense, yes.

@TitanJonkler

4 жыл бұрын

@Zulfikar Agustian Also Lu Bu:For someone who didn't fight to save humanity from extinction? Yes (reply if you get the reference)

@gracilis1968

4 жыл бұрын

Rising Emperor I don’t, can you explain? Ty

@TitanJonkler

4 жыл бұрын

@@gracilis1968 its from a manga which the gods wants to kill humans but someone give the humans to fight back

@gracilis1968

4 жыл бұрын

Rising Emperor I can see why that decision was made

Ah Dong Zhou, you giant marshmallow. Can't wait to go dag-nasty evil with the faction once I can! ggwp

@yinranzhang1908

5 жыл бұрын

@@tevege7627 nice trolling

@shaochenshi3778

5 жыл бұрын

jq yang 你认真的？

@abdulhameedthodar3761

5 жыл бұрын

ಥಡದೊಓಖಥಢ ಧ

@count_dcinamon

5 жыл бұрын

i actually laugh when read the word giant marshmallow

@zininghou3273

5 жыл бұрын

@@tevege7627 You should be more angry with Roman Empire using Byzantine Empire's culture. Those romans literally copied everything! From title to clothing to army etc. Wait a minute...

Surprise Dong is best Dong ^_^

@ahumpierrogue137

5 жыл бұрын

We all need a bit of Dong in our life.

@polishmilk1677

5 жыл бұрын

Like HUEY LONG DONG

@daevious_

5 жыл бұрын

The coalition does not accept the Dong. They will be made to accept.

@JoseEmilMLinga

5 жыл бұрын

daevious The coalition will be defeated The dong is too strong

@daevious_

5 жыл бұрын

No question, Dong Zhuo more or less serves as the person every other warlord looks at and says "at least I'm not that motherfucker".

Damn it! I like Dong Zhuo's evil laugh at the end.

@iamsinistar8971

3 жыл бұрын

Because the best evil laughs are done by those who have the strength and pride to back it up.

@Dracobyte

Жыл бұрын

The OG Fat Bastard!

I really love how he turns and laughs as Lu Bu walks up the stairs and regards him, and then they both walk arrogantly away as he laughs. They are both such bad-a's. I look forward to playing as both of them and tearing up the three kingdoms. Also, quite sad for the delay now that this video released. After Warhammer, have had a hard time getting back into Total War History, but this one is exciting me a lot. Guess I'll go play Dynasty Warriors 8 for now.

“They are like dog barking at the tiger” Then you realize that Sun Jian is also the tiger.

@gucolt2964

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@yasirammarie1771

5 жыл бұрын

Actually Sun Jian is the only warlord who doing most of the job, historically he capture Shisui gate without a problem and also Hu Lao gate for the coalition, that's why he found the Imperial Seal since he's the first one who entering Luoyang

@kharilonesome6903

5 жыл бұрын

@@yasirammarie1771 Historically he also beat Hua Xing, Dong Zhou and Lu Bu. The legendary phrase "Do NOT pursue Lu Bu" most likely came from him, because after he beat him the second time Lu fled on Red hare and Sun pursued but his horse wasn't no match When he gave up and continued his attack Lou Yang was on fire lol.

@genevievesweet7741

5 жыл бұрын

@@kharilonesome6903 Hua Xiang has no historical significance. His only significance was in ROTK, a fictional novel. Historically both Cao Cao and Sun Jian did actually have troubles, both losing, and Cao Cao nearly dying, to a general named Xu Rong.

@JgarnO1

5 жыл бұрын

The only Member of the Coalition Dong Zhuo feared and rightfully so

Dong Zhou has entered the chat. Lu Bu was invited to the chat by Dong Zhou. Diao Chan has entered the chat. Dong Zhou has left the chat.

@roc6836

5 жыл бұрын

*Dong Zhuo has been kicked from chat by admin

@xuechuanmi5345

5 жыл бұрын

Dong Zhuo?

@dougfax

5 жыл бұрын

@@xuechuanmi5345 Dong Who?

@big-bad-wolf1511

5 жыл бұрын

@@dougfax dong zhuo is the correct name. zhuo speaks as"drow"

Step one: Rule Step two: Send Liu buw Step three: Laugh Step four: *RULE*

@deadmanslastwish

5 жыл бұрын

Step five: Sleep with Diao Chan Step six: Get your head lobbed off by Lu Bu

@zaelgarviel9766

5 жыл бұрын

@@deadmanslastwish sound like a good plan

The BGM is talking about the one who was keeping glancing Dong Zhuo 阶下一大臣，愤怒高叫曰：“贼臣董卓，敢为欺天之谋，吾当以颈血溅之！”挥手中象简，直击董卓。卓大怒，喝武士拿下：乃尚书丁管也。卓命牵出斩之。管骂不绝口，至死神色不变。 The translation: The minster under stages, shout angrily " Dong Zhuo, the betrayer general, You dare to commit the rebellion. I will smear your clothe with my blood! " Than hit Dong Zhuo with the elephant teeth board in hand. Dong get furious and ask the guards to take and dagger him. The man keep swearing and has no fear until the death.

@FeCyrineu

5 жыл бұрын

That courtier was badass, he deserves respect.

@KC-hn9wz

5 жыл бұрын

That's only in the romance books, in reality he was the first to support Dong Zhuo in getting rid of the emperor.

@yourmajesty5985

5 жыл бұрын

吾儿奉先何在？！

@TheManofthecross

5 жыл бұрын

@@KC-hn9wz really that so? where in the original does this show up?

@user-qc5kb8oz8q

5 жыл бұрын

馬鹿川 你把你头像给我交了

Dang it! I LOVE Dong Zhuo's laughter at the end!

@nathanielclaw2841

5 жыл бұрын

Also his meme worthy smug smile at 1:30 when he talks about the coallition against him like he is thinking "a coallition? Bitch, i eat coallitions in my sleep"

@_greenrunner_

5 жыл бұрын

a laugh worthy of a tyrant!

@tonytruong861

5 жыл бұрын

@@nathanielclaw2841 dont forget 1:44

@Dragons_Armory

5 жыл бұрын

*Dong it 😉

@theplayasclub5948

5 жыл бұрын

Nathaniel Claw They are but Dogs barking at a Tiger!!!

I cant wait to make him charge into 10k guys all by his lonesome in the 1st turn, so I can play Lu Bu as faction leader.

@jamaly77

5 жыл бұрын

1k*

@avion4126

5 жыл бұрын

Lu Bu became one of the warlords after he betrayed and killed Dong Zhuo. Believer he will be a playable faction leader in the expansions.

@turtuleshd

5 жыл бұрын

You can also let him be assassinated...

@igniscaeli1296

5 жыл бұрын

10K in your dreams

@Berstich

5 жыл бұрын

Actually hes an instinct hero I think, good at taking down many troops at once, put him in a duel.

I haven't seen such a fantastic trailer in several years. Made me to play this game for hundreds of hours.. The lack of battle animations are the biggest issues I have with the game.

lyrics is a poem from TR3k book, here is translation 董贼潜怀废立图，(Dong zuo wanna make himself the emperor) 汉家宗社委丘墟。(the house of royal Han dynasty has been abandoned as ruin) 满朝臣宰皆囊括，(all the court officers surrendered and be silent） 惟有丁公是丈夫。（only Ding Guan is true brave man, dare to disobey Dong） Actually, in real history, Ding Guan's true name is Ding Gong, and he supported Dong to abolish Han emperor... What a irony…

@janeappleseed2154

5 жыл бұрын

I guess you could say Ding has Dinged the Dong.

@SVASH-hz5ji

5 жыл бұрын

Dong Zhuo just got roasted by his own BGM!

@qooho6303

5 жыл бұрын

That's not all right,the man in this song call 丁管(Ding Guan),but丁管is not exist in real three kingdom history is right,but there is a real man in history who dare to against Dong Zhuo in getting rid of the emperor is called 盧植（Lu Zhi )《後漢書·吳延史盧趙列傳》是這樣記載的：群僚無敢言，植獨抗議不同。 Han historical records : The ministers did not dare to speak, only 盧植 came out and against Dong Zhuo. The man you said who was the first to support Dong Zhuo in getting rid of the emperor is called 丁宮(Ding Gong) not 丁管(Ding Guan), and 盧植was not killed by Dong Zhuo, after he against Dong Zhuo in the court, Dong Zhuo wnat to kill him,stopped by the ministers called 蔡邕(who was forced to be the minister,if he refuse,Dong Zhuo said: I can kill all your family and friends； and 蔡邕 was well trusted by Dong Zhuo.After this Lu Zhi tell Dong Zhuo he is too old and sick,then quit the minister and run away from Luoyang , and because this one step difference, the assassins from Dong Zhuo failed to find 盧植. 盧植（Lu Zhi ) also is the teacher of Liu Bei and Gongsun Zan

@dubuyajay9964

4 жыл бұрын

Ding dong. 😂🤣

Fear the almighty Dong Edit: damn, at 1:29, how much smug can you fit in one smile? The smugness levels are over 9000!

@StuSaville

5 жыл бұрын

Just wait until he puts on his red "Make the wall of China great again" cap Smugness level - infinite

@bowenqiu9123

5 жыл бұрын

Stu Saville Stu Saville What do u mean?

@Im_a_Hom0ph0be

5 жыл бұрын

Clip it

@user-ew1sb9nu4d

5 жыл бұрын

[翻译] Unlike Mr Trump, Mr Dong owes his rise to military prowess and emotional intelligence

@CoffeeSuccubus

5 жыл бұрын

@@StuSaville Unfunny and wrong time period

The man who looked at dong zhuo must be wang yun. Where is diao chan?

@Patrickyang100

5 жыл бұрын

In Dong's bedroom

@Malyfous

5 жыл бұрын

More seriously, she's in the game. There was an event showing her in one of the let's play

@nightfall3332

5 жыл бұрын

Yijin Yang you mean in Lu Bu’s lol

@TxuZai

5 жыл бұрын

Probably not even in the game, Diao Chan, she never existed.

@warmonster12345

5 жыл бұрын

@@TxuZai According to Theldren Berne she is. Which all things considered I don't really mind. Sometimes you have to sacrifice historical accuracy for gameplay purposes. Othertimes its for the fans :)

“Hey, just so you know, I’m the bad guy in this game.”

@martmeisterpaladin4074

7 ай бұрын

Nooooooooo, really?

Lu Bu in the three kingdoms and Xiang Yu in the early Han Dynasty are recognized as the strongest soldiers in the history of China. No one can deny it.

@bot01020

Жыл бұрын

tf?? lu bu was a no body in real history, only in the fiction

@musicguy3576

Жыл бұрын

@@bot01020 he was real just not as overpowered as the novel describe, but he is really strong and good at archery

@nobblkpraetorian5623

Жыл бұрын

@@musicguy3576 He's a terrible warlord though, lost pretty early in China's game of thrones.

@drawer_resp3858

Жыл бұрын

@@nobblkpraetorian5623 terrible ruler, yes. But still regard as one of the best in combat skills.

@jamesprice6015

11 ай бұрын

​​​@@bot01020Quite shortsighted to underestimate Lu Bu. As a tactician, he was terrible but his prowess as a warrior in both history and fiction shouldn't be scoff at. You should know this

Absolute unit!

@Gigas0101

5 жыл бұрын

Since he's a hero he's an Absolute Unit of One in romance mode!

Ding Dong, Lu Bu come for your head

@SilverstreamMusic

5 жыл бұрын

You obviously never tried dumplings

@painfuldreamer7547

5 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah lu bu is the one that killed him

@floxshuilee1760

5 жыл бұрын

@Provocateur how about your dear dad, me

@priyoadi4877

5 жыл бұрын

@Provocateur aids come yanksville

@Gigas0101

5 жыл бұрын

Ding Dong isn't in the game, but Dong Zhou's cousin Dong Ding might be.

Ah, yes Dong Zhou the man who singlehandedly took control of an entire empire, and was as fat as physically possible.

@zombieoverlord5173

2 жыл бұрын

Yet being overweigh in the year 190 is truly an accomplishment

"Would you adopt Lubu?" Yes. But really No.

DAMN BOY, HE THICC

@yinranzhang1908

5 жыл бұрын

My glorious leader, he is almost as THICC as you.

@jsmith4liberty

5 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: Dong Zhuo is actually a distant uncle of Kim Jong Un

@tonganboi_7183

5 жыл бұрын

Damn you ugly 😔😳💀

@Zaitekno

5 жыл бұрын

@@yinranzhang1908

This trailer is too epic, a bit more overwhelming than Liu Bei

@fenrir4446

5 жыл бұрын

Well good boy Liu is a humble man so he gets a humble trailer

@igniscaeli1296

5 жыл бұрын

If battles would look at least half epic instead of tiny few hundred men armies killing air around them

@cseijifja

5 жыл бұрын

@@igniscaeli1296 i mean , 240's per unit is pretty fair right now.

@jeffxie5067

5 жыл бұрын

Liu Bei was known as a Lord with relatively weak army (at the start), but well-loved by the people. So his trailer doesn't emphasis on strength

Diao Chan: your son calls me mommy at bed, so I call him daddy too Dong Zhou: what?! Diao Chan: what?

@shinsenshogun900

3 жыл бұрын

this

"They Cannot overcome my strength." *Clip of Lu Bu Doing 90% of an army's work*

@TheDragonshadow1231

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAH!

@toxicgreen8833

Жыл бұрын

Lu bu was his strength his secret weapon

Let's me be the one to ask the necessary question: what's that song name?

@REALSTEELBRO

5 жыл бұрын

darude sandstorm

@fern1009

5 жыл бұрын

I would imagine it is a variation on the same lyrics they have been using in conjunction with their own orchestration. The usual lyrics are drawn from the poem "The Old Soldier's Return" and can be translated to " I joined the army and fighting when I was 15, and finally came back home when I was 80." I could of course be wrong with regard to this trailer.

@shaunhardcastle7771

5 жыл бұрын

@@totalwar As a South African I can confirm that you are correct!

@mingxue6791

5 жыл бұрын

BGM：董贼潜怀废立图，汉家宗社委丘墟。满朝臣宰皆囊括，惟有丁公是丈夫。

@MrOtakulord

5 жыл бұрын

@@totalwar this isn't the Cao Cao trailer, Dong is not a troll XD

390 dislikes from soldier's descendant that shouted "its lu bu! lu bu comes to destroy us!" XD

Hey yo guys, I found the (young) emperor outside, my army is with me and the capital's on fire so I- wait a minute... The capital's one fire, I have my army with me AND I have the emperor, screw you guys, I'm in charge!

@michelveilleux1275

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the ancient time honored tradition of "dibs"

@quillion0877

4 жыл бұрын

I see you are Oversimplifying it :P

@michelveilleux1275

4 жыл бұрын

@@quillion0877 don't be disrespecting the Rule of Dibs! The Rule of Dibs is a time honored tradition mankind has used since the age of Empires! Ever since Ceasar walked right into Rome, and called "Dibs.". 😎

@quillion0877

4 жыл бұрын

@@michelveilleux1275 Oh really now? What's Saigon called sorry? Wh-What's Saigon called right about now? What's the City of Saigon called right now?

@michelveilleux1275

4 жыл бұрын

@@quillion0877 *Ho Chi Minh intensifies*

My favourite part is the pained look on the Mandarin's face, looking at Dong Zhuo, with a look that shows he despises Dong Zhuo as a tyrant and a brute and he wants to break down in tears and say something but he dares not, and he bows.

@HolyknightVader999

2 жыл бұрын

Dude's probably planning an "accident" that would claim Dong Zhuo's life.

1:27 is clearly inspired in red cliff's fight scene against the prime minister's cavalry

It would be hilarious if playing Dong’s clan with this song which the meaning of the song is cursing Dong... lyrics: 董賊潛懷廢立圖 漢家宗社委丘墟 滿朝臣宰皆囊括 唯有丁公是丈夫

Honestly, you can really appreciate the detail and animation of the trailer at .5 speed. Seriously, you guys have me so hyped for this game, I really can not wait for it to be released.

I like how the mature thing is pure VIOLENCE that Dong Zhuo represents.

The best trailer I've seen for anything

So its like Chinese emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader

@shinsenshogun900

3 жыл бұрын

But then the Emperor plans to bang Padme

GOD DAMN, the music is incredible . . .

Best father-son duo. Ruined by thot :(

@erikweltz8187

3 жыл бұрын

Reject Father-son duo. Embrace power couple Lu Bu-Diaochan

@alexernst9448

3 жыл бұрын

Don't feel bad. Lu Bu betrays everyone.

@dannydinh2981

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexernst9448 Lu Bu? Betray me? No way, man, never gonna happen

@tabbaa6159

3 жыл бұрын

@@dannydinh2981 *stab noise*

@17Watman

3 жыл бұрын

@@tabbaa6159 Aw Crap. *dies*

Give unit increase and longer battles!

@n0slava

5 жыл бұрын

@@ninedragon90 Radious making battle longer? Do not recall that fact. He is making campaign easier, but longer battle is not his strenght.

@9pmInTokyo

5 жыл бұрын

promulgacja - Go play Radious Shogun 2, Rome 2 and Attila then play vanilla and then tell me he doesn't do longer battles well.

@n0slava

5 жыл бұрын

​@@9pmInTokyo I was playing those game years ago, with and without Radious mods. I did not notice that battle last longer. If You want longer battles - search somewhere else.

@SpartanQwop

5 жыл бұрын

Play m2tw it delivers just that! Games can last anywhere between 30 minutes to a few hours

I wish I could remember Chinese names longer than a second

@homersimpson6585

5 жыл бұрын

Low Quality Shitposts you can’t remember the name dong

@zx9724

5 жыл бұрын

@@homersimpson6585 Hah read my name first

@zx9724

5 жыл бұрын

mou he he

@rexx23ify79

5 жыл бұрын

It's ok. They can't pronounce them in the video either

@zininghou3273

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, Dong is a Distinguishable name for an English speaker, right?

The trailers for three kingdoms total war are some of the best in the franchise.

He's right about the Coalition being dogs barking at a tiger, but he didn't get just who the tiger really was.

@HolyknightVader999

6 ай бұрын

The Tiger of Jiangdong! Sun Jian!

"It's...it's....LUUU BUUUUUUU"

@pressedv3017

5 жыл бұрын

"Hah! Get out of my way!"

@DuesVult

4 жыл бұрын

@@pressedv3017 UWU

@fatiazizi8825

3 жыл бұрын

Boo boo LUU BUUUU when he gets a girlfriend Boo Hoo Lu Bu

@DuesVult

3 жыл бұрын

@@fatiazizi8825 Uwu ooh hoo

@Dracobyte

3 жыл бұрын

Do not pursuit!

Despite Lü Bu’s great skill of martial art on the battle field, he is just a renegade, who has followed lots of masters, which they called him “three surname slave”. As his death time came when he was beaten by Cao Cao, he begged to survive while his strategist Chen Gong refused to surrender and executed by Cao Cao unwillingly.

@andrewle7429

5 жыл бұрын

don't forget bout Zhang Liao too

Always a big fan of this game series. Pre-purchased this on Sep. 2018 already. I cannot wait until the release though. Keep up the good works!

This felt like more of a Lu Bu trailer.

soundtracks of their trailers are just amazing

Very good trailer, the way they portrait Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo is very on point.

Little does Ol' Dongy know that Lu Bu is planning some real Horus Heresy esque betrayal.

@dubuyajay9964

4 жыл бұрын

Only because he shagged Bu's woman.

0.46 imagine Lu Bu accidentally hit his leg with his weapon

OUR LEADER HAS ARRIVED

chills everywhere, that music though.

Bro my man Dong Zhou looking DUMMY THICC

Finally, the dude I've been waiting to play.

Where are my fellow dynasty warriors players at?!?

@MulthybridGodKyrNair

5 жыл бұрын

Only old school. DW3 BIG fan. Dw 4 quite good ,5 and 6 ok 7 quite decent. 8 boring. 9 Horrible. And Online was meh.

@Berstich

5 жыл бұрын

@Your dad Um, you left out the fans of the THIRTEEN Romance of Three Kingdoms games, which there are plenty of.

@timthewarlord2304

5 жыл бұрын

Here 7 was ok 8 was good specially the empire version and 9 was actually not that bad actually liked it

@Matthew-cc4xt

5 жыл бұрын

@@Berstich Went back to Romance 9 on PS2 in the last month in large part due to this hype. Currently playing Dong Zhuo and rolled Cao Cao within the first few months. Keeping Lu Bu away from Dong Zhuo fo sho

@ljman100

5 жыл бұрын

@@MulthybridGodKyrNair I can't even begin to describe how many hours I sunk into DW3, best one in my opinion

Haven’t they learned already DON’T PURSUE LU BU!!!! It’s a common rookie mistake

@hayro252

5 жыл бұрын

How can you pursue Lu Bu if he is already pursuing you?

@manuelsebastian1360

5 жыл бұрын

Kanki you my friend do you like eyeballs!

@Muramasa1794

5 жыл бұрын

Manuel Centauris LOL a fellow Kingdom reader welcome 😁👍🏽

@Muramasa1794

5 жыл бұрын

Hayro 😁 I see your point granted

@manuelsebastian1360

5 жыл бұрын

@@Muramasa1794 best manga out and a good warm up for three kingdom

I honestly forgot how many times I've watched this :3

that soldier who can stand again lubu and exchange strike, such a hidden gem, if he can gain more experience he sure will become a strong general, lesson i learned from this trailer: DO NOT PURSUE LUBU

BIG DONG IS HERE

@JoseEmilMLinga

5 жыл бұрын

Total War we must expand DONG

@pressedv3017

5 жыл бұрын

Lu Bu on the Vanguard, Yuan Shao on the opposing line for the killin'!

@danielwoods3896

5 жыл бұрын

@@totalwar you need a promotion

I expected the Dong, but I was not ready for the Dong to be a mechanic that haven't been used since Medieval 2.

@AgentSwiffer

5 жыл бұрын

What is this mechanic ? I didn't see this anywhere. But maybe I missed it or didn't understand (I'm a french speaker ^^)

@daevious_

5 жыл бұрын

Dong Zhuo is a locked faction, you can only play as him if you either defeat him or become emperor. Rome 1 and Medieval 2 had a similar system of "beat the faction and you unlock them in a new game", but they dropped that mechanic. Probably because if you ever uninstalled Rome 1 or Medieval 2, you'd have to start again from scratch, and that is incredibly frustrating in games that easily take weeks to finish.

@undertakernumberone1

5 жыл бұрын

@@daevious_ or simply because, while a nice idea, it is kinda disheartening if you wanted to play faction X but had to unlock that first... in Rome I and Med II you could just change a txt file, but later games...

That music. Beautiful

1:48 is Lu Bu earthbending.

@natalkumar6132

3 жыл бұрын

Lu Bu is the chuck NORRIS .

@natalkumar6132

3 жыл бұрын

Lu Bu says , there was no fire in Luo Yang .

@vitor1678

3 жыл бұрын

@@natalkumar6132 "Luo Yang burns... the tyrant Don Zhuo wields the flames of destruction!"

@shinsenshogun900

2 жыл бұрын

@@natalkumar6132 "There is no war East of the Gates."

董卓:为啥我的bgm是骂我的_(:з」∠)_

@yourmajesty5985

5 жыл бұрын

林如海 就你会秀_(:з」∠)_

@99TANK

5 жыл бұрын

董卓:MMP

@stand5894

5 жыл бұрын

哈哈哈

@huangliuying2259

4 жыл бұрын

董贼狂怒

@alphariusfuze8089

4 жыл бұрын

*N O I C E, PERFECT*

Arguably one of the best TW mini-trailer.

we seriously have need of a song video about the game.

That laugh makes it sound so fun to be evil.

If that was the in-game engine, this looks amazing. Lets only hope the game lives up to the hype.

Lu Bu exists Loyalty : Imma head out Betrayal : My time has come

Is one of my favorites trailers of TW franchise, the chorus accomplish their mission.

This trailer is so freaking awesome!

I want Chinese dialogue with English subtitles!!!!

@JimRaynor2001

5 жыл бұрын

We have it!

@lyonvensa

5 жыл бұрын

@@JimRaynor2001 Really? It has been officially confirmed? :DDD

@JimRaynor2001

5 жыл бұрын

Argumenter_Respecter The game has been released and it has all Chinese voice over options. Really well done!

@lyonvensa

5 жыл бұрын

@@JimRaynor2001 Oh, I must have remembered the release date wrong x) Thanks for reminding me, I'll check it out!

@jeffxie5067

5 жыл бұрын

OK, the tricky part is they spoke in ancient Chinese language, which is not even understood by many Chinese (including me)

I can't not think of Dong Zhuo as Wario

@alan1413

5 жыл бұрын

Dong zhuo is A wario when he was young，he can fight with 3 man

@MrBear-zz7ez

5 жыл бұрын

@@alan1413 but..why he so fat?>

ive looked at this 5 Times Now.... Its Still Beautifull!

If anyone can recommend or share the songs used in these trailers, I love them.

Dong Zhuo reminds me of Robert Baratheon from Game of Thrones.

@zininghou3273

5 жыл бұрын

He might look like Robert, but he is more Tywin Lannister in general. They both came from west of the empire/kingdom. They both were the actual ruler of the empire/kingdom. They both rode their army into capital and control the young emperor/king. They both have a step-son/son with outstanding dual ability (Lu bu/Jaime Lannister). They both died to their step-son/son (Lu bu/Imp) over a woman (Diao Chan/Shae).

@HWDragonborn

5 жыл бұрын

It was Dong Zhuo's death that plunge China into chaos and start the Chinese game of thrones, just like how Robert's death plunge Westeros into chaos and start the War of the Five Kings.

Why is it that when the general himself clashes on the battlefield, he'll die as easily as the other soldiers he fights with, when he should be able to one-shot or at least clash blades with regular soldiers, and/or/if he meets the enemy general he should engage in an epic duel for a while before a victor is decided.

@ImperialEarthEmpire

3 жыл бұрын

what? do you even play the game? in tk, the generals can even rout entire units...

anyone knows what the background music lyric?? dong zei qian ??? and then?

@user-ph7qx2xt6z

5 жыл бұрын

三国演义第四回里的，叹丁管

@user-vk9mi5tp3g

5 жыл бұрын

董贼潜怀废立图，汉家宗社委丘墟。满朝臣宰皆囊括，惟有丁公是丈夫。

I'm at awe in the size of that big lad.