So fascinating how the romans fought male pattern baldness

*plays Rome *auto resolves to victory *refuses to elaborate *leaves

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

just like history

Playing Rome in Rome Total War type game is so unexpected.

@iseeyou5061

9 ай бұрын

It's surreal i tell you

@IceniTotalWar

5 ай бұрын

It's a bold Strategy , Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him 🤣🤣

"And the Romans, where are they now?" "You're looking at 'em asshole." *Heavy breathing*

AI backcapping instead of fighting your army is objectively the worst thing about total war.

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

wish they would try to fight if armies are even, they only attack if they outnumber you

@thedonkey6704

9 ай бұрын

@@Dino_Stan nah they tend to attack on evens too. But when I say evens I mean evens. Like exactly 50 percent. If your army is only like 4 percent better they legit will not come

@MegaXXSomeoneXx

9 ай бұрын

Only a problem because they forced players to have a general on each army

@Hardracist

6 ай бұрын

​@@MegaXXSomeoneXx that's because Ai would bombard you with small armies or just do doom stacks limiting it to general made ai armies better

Total war videos are probably my favourite on this channel ngl

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

Thanks I do my best king

@gabrielalejandrodoldan4722

9 ай бұрын

​@@Dino_Stan I known you do I love you man 👍👍

Oh yes, the Prequel to the Aurelian video, now this is a certified season finale of Rome

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

Hood classic

"ring a ding ding baby" is my favorite scipio africanus quote

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

Its in the history books

@stalfithrildi5366

9 ай бұрын

Spending 4 turns going round every settlement persuading Papa Averni that the Gallic Confederation will mean the end of his people

I think the correct Sun Tzu quote was "When you have a big army, auto-resolve. When you have a small army, play the game"

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

Facts actually

Y'know benny was always an opportunist such as yourself, Dinosaur Daniel.

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

Benny and I arn't so different

Me seeing the thumbnail: Octavian to Antony: "I'm the motherfuckin fuckin one who calls the shots round here!"

Gods, I hate Gauls

@sirmount2636

9 ай бұрын

Grandfather hated them too

SCIPIO IS A HERO IN THIS HOUSEHOLD END OF STORY

@gabrielalejandrodoldan4722

9 ай бұрын

Always has been

@stalfithrildi5366

9 ай бұрын

You know what our name was? Caius, like Caius Iulius Caesar. Then the stupid Merigan reformed the spelling and now its Gaius. Its a fucking shame.

Then Dino suddenly transformed into the Team Fortress 2 soldier midway through his campaign

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

He possessed me

"Everyone is bald and I have drip" -Dino Stan, 2023

Hearing Kermit’s voice saying “omg I just came everywhere” made my day and it’s 8:00pm rn “Everyone is bald and I have drip” - Dinostan visiting the old folks home

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

Total war games bring it out

“And the Texans…where are they now?” “You’re lookin’ at ‘em, asshole.” -Dino Stan

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

hardest line

@stalfithrildi5366

9 ай бұрын

"I wouldn't call Tonius but this fucking Oklahoman, he don't break."

He finally play the main character of the game. Holy shit!!!!!

Along with their great inventions such as Roman Cement and the Roman legion, the Romans are most notably known for their early adaptation of Keeps™

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

They were known to be hustlers after all

just came over this channel and it is a vibe, people tend to be to serious as youtube creators that the forget to just have fun. keep it up man

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

we all just gotta try to be chill 😎

I had never even thought of Rome until i saw this video, now I can't Rome off my mind 🤣🤣

@Dino_Stan

5 ай бұрын

All we do is think of Rome now

You know its over when Dino plays OP Rome.

Stan, please do more of the Barbarian voice. I need them to edge. I need to Barb out!

@usmnt4423

9 ай бұрын

💀

@starcraft697

9 ай бұрын

CAN’T YOU SPARE A BIT OF GOLD?

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

I had to hold back the power after the saxon video

2:09 "Rome has fallen! Millions must return to Rupert's Land!"

total war more like total back-cap.

Greek state squad unite! Something so satisfying about actually pulling off a successful phalanx!

@Dino_Stan

6 ай бұрын

Theyre the best

I saw Roman Experience and instantly clicked

The Norwood Legion makes its long awaited and triumphant return 🫡

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

We are so back

When in rome 2, do as the romers do

The banter commentary on this is great

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

Thanks king

wake up babe new dino stan video

The children yearn for the coal mines

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

Minecraft is proof

Thank you Stan, very cool!

11:48 That dude is teleporting.

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

I just saw that lmfaoooooooo

Gabagool!

Rupert's Land world conquest in CKIII would be the best way to honour the Romans.

Dino Stan is just Fatmagic who plays map games

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

realll

Shoutout the Greek culture pack players (I only play as successors)

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

real gamer mode

Rome didn't need three wars to fight carthage they could have just autoresolved it all

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

No idea why they didn't do it irl

I see you spreading the Gabagool over here

watching this while in the dinostan discord vc inception

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

gaming

You should read call of the crocodile, certified hood classic

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

Greatest book of all time

ROMAN TUNNEL SNAKES 🐍 RULE

Dino plays Rome II. that's insta like :) even if its vs my beloved Carthage :D

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

Carthage homies need more fan fare

don't feel bad, because I never finished Rome from Total war Rome 1 and 2. Even though I would stan for Rome.

Aye he did it! Thank you! The Roman experience, finally

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

It had to be done for the romans out there

@Ordealux

9 ай бұрын

@@Dino_Stan It's me, I'm Romans out there lol.

10:32 Antarctica, let the snow run red with blood

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

it will be done

funniest man ever

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

no u

Big balls.

Gonna make those factions an offer they can’t refuse

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

its what we do

RIP Benny

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

Sad we lost him 😔

Every time I play this game I end up letting slums appear everywhere 😭memory of a goldfeesh

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

Same I always forget

Gamers I need your help. I just had my most recent campaign save break on me. Funnily enough it was a Rome campaign. After noticing my save was broken, I went and found the file in my %appdata%. It still exists in my saves folder but is currently unplayable. Do you guys have any advice?

Good video, made me do the haha. Nice

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

Thanks haha

could do Australia battle royal. it'd be like Madmax. We wouldn't lose anything of value that way as well. I say we submit this proposal to the UN

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

We need this so bad

I forgot rome existed because they are always dead when i get to italy

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

I know that feel

Rome I still out here making Rome II look like dogshieeeet

Eh my friend,i see you finaly see the light and taken the pasta-pill. ¿Also best Total war to staart playing the series? 10:30 Actually we have one (Africa) but maybe Antartica if we got to the 2050s.

Love you Dino :)

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

wholesome

Close movie

I have played 264 hours and only got 2 victories, one of them a military with Rome and the second was a economic with Egypt

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

Back in the day i would never finish campaigns

500 hours in Rome 2, and I haven't played Rome a single time

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

They really are the vanilla of the game

Would be cool if general skill tree affect his drip choices.

@Hell_O7

9 ай бұрын

Elephant is fun

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

If only every faction could unlock elephants generals

cool

Least deppresed total war youtuber due to current state of things

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

Yee I dont too involved with the new stuff, only way to not get disappointed

Bactria best faction, lost Greeks in the north east who are also Buddhists because they thought that was rad

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

They are always evil to me

@Rynewulf

9 ай бұрын

I was always sad that they never got any Buddhist buildings or traits of anything like they did in old Rome 1 mods like Europa Barbarorum

@stalfithrildi5366

9 ай бұрын

​@@Rynewulfspecial building; curried souflaki markets

Tony Soprano was kind of like Crassus

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

in way you're right

@stalfithrildi5366

9 ай бұрын

"What I gotta ask is, whatever happened to Cincinatus? There was a real man"

The Art of War is actually incredibly funny to read. Because it’s most of it is so obviously shit, that you just think about why it’s necessary to be said. Or it’s just good advice that you hadn’t realisere earlier.

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

He's just being a nice guy reminding us

Woke up this morning

@stalfithrildi5366

9 ай бұрын

Got yourself pilum

what's your favorite Rome total war out of all of them? I keep forgetting about Rome 2 lol.

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

Rome 1 is better but rome 2 is more modern. Both good imo

Imagine if they didn't include Rome in this game and just had clones of Benito Mussolini as the faction.

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

Ca in a different timeline

I would like to see Africa battle royale.

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

I'm down for any place, just as long as everyone has fun

movie closed

4:46 scripted on their own isn't the problem, they were done very well in medieval 2, the problem is total war's over reliances on them since empire where every melee had to b a scripted animation. made it impossible to achieve the great speed of kills I enjoyed back in the with Greek Cities hoplites and charging down routing units. absolute banger of a vid always

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

I grew up and shogun 2, just love the animations in that game

@chuckjones3119

9 ай бұрын

@@Dino_Stan ya, they were good there as well, was all funny seein a dude with 50+ arrows in him barley clingin to live and there was always the possibility tht even more arrows could go into before the death animation finished

Have you ever played any of the Nobunaga's Ambition games?

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

I have heard of it, and it looks interesting

Greek state culture pack gamers 👍

Wow you play Roman game as a Roman? Wow

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

Impossible

Total war auto resolve 2

@Dino_Stan

2 ай бұрын

I live my life according to an auto resolve

Rome, in ROME?? 🤢🤮

😂😂😂😂

Hi. Wanted to ask when you playing the celts. There’s legit 6 Celtic factions in the game so it suprises me you haven’t played them yet

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

They will be played, I just hate the barbarian victory conditions lmao

@stalfithrildi5366

9 ай бұрын

Mon the Bhoys

Weird coincidence, played Rome 2 again after years. I uninstalled it after a few hours, it's like a junk food game. Just spam trash stacks and autoresolve, spam end turn, unearned dopamine 🤢🤢🤢

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

one day we will eat good again

:)

What Graphics mods are you using?

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

Orbis and triple a generals mainly

@ReesHolt

9 ай бұрын

@@Dino_Stan Thanks

what mod are u intalled bro

@Dino_Stan

5 ай бұрын

I think it was triple a generals and Orbis graphics stuff

We play the same game but why yours look better. do you use mods?

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

Mainly orbis mods and triple a generals

empire total war ottomans?

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

I do have a video on that actually kzread.info/dash/bejne/fIWalrWpddi1erQ.htmlsi=mP3XestKv514okkk

@randomguy6152

9 ай бұрын

@@Dino_Stan nice

normies be like "Rome is too OP i play as masaesyli 🤡🤡🤡"

@lebaum8689

9 ай бұрын

ayo masaesyli is cool

What mods are you using?

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

Orbis graphics and tiple A generals mainly

what mod is he playing with?

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

Orbis graphics packs and triple a generals mainly

what mod he uses?

@Dino_Stan

2 ай бұрын

Its been a bit but the only mods I mainly use in my rome 2 playthroughs are orbis graphics and sometimes triple A generals

play total war rome 2 for year but never play as rome smh dino

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

The struggle

Solid 4.3/5 on the schizo scale.

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

I gotta get those numbers up

EWWWW HOMIE PICKED THE JULII TYRANT🫵 TYRANT🫵 TYRANT🫵

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

they hate because they aint him

Close movie

@Dino_Stan

9 ай бұрын

They wanted me to end the cutscene