Those guys during sex were yelling in Swahili ‘take it easy” 😂

@Reason1717

4 жыл бұрын

Hey that is very cool to know. Thank you for your post. I would not have known it was in Swahili :)

@weizsymo6257

4 жыл бұрын

Polepole baba,hahaha nikajua mswahili nipo pekeangu tu

@semplar2007

4 жыл бұрын

Also, the Russian-speaking guy said "well, that is totally harsh, straightly"

@GamingZeus1

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@mr.freetime

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

I love that a 20 year old tortoise was hanging around in India during the American revolution. He lived through the war of 1812, Mexican- American war, the Civil War, Spanish American war, the invention of the airplane, every conflict of the 20th century, he just turned 200 when man walked on the Moon, and was still around when the second Iraq war started. That kind of makes you change your perspective. Than tortoise was older than my country when he died in 2006! Rest in peace Sir

@birdiepitchfeather63

3 жыл бұрын

It’s amazing

@blondbraid7986

3 жыл бұрын

Well, your country is still pretty young. I for one still haven't seen an animal that was around when the kingdom of Sweden took form.

@michaeldriggers7681

3 жыл бұрын

@@blondbraid7986 true

@aniketpandey4530

3 жыл бұрын

I was fortunate enough to see that tortoise in my childhood 😁with my uncle probably I was 6 years old.

@Thogerton

3 жыл бұрын

@@blondbraid7986 lol yeah 😂

nobody: queen Elizabeth: FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT *

@samhaine2135

4 жыл бұрын

"Our battle will be legendary!"

@mekong9629

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hell yeah I would pay to it watch I don't care how much it cost

@BiggusDickus.

3 жыл бұрын

Oogway: Hehe

@TuskActMinus1

3 жыл бұрын

* Living intensifies *

@Blargleflakes

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment...I would to see the queen in a death match with a tortoise...and they’re both only allowed to attack with their gums

for some reason watching them eat is pretty satisfying

@RobyMBeki

4 жыл бұрын

Follow @spaghettitheredfoottortoise on Insta for tortoises eating ;)

@Reason1717

4 жыл бұрын

Alex, you know you've got a valid point there. People come to watch my "Creep" (group of Torts) eat all the time in my yard in the summer.

@arthas640

4 жыл бұрын

They're eating method reminds me alot of old people eating. They just sort of blindly chomp at their food with their weird beak that's kind of like dentures, then mash them up with their beak denture witb their mouths open while staring blankly off into space.

@tidojodi2812

3 жыл бұрын

Facts I have one

@danseth5775

2 жыл бұрын

It's the sound of their bite! My favorite sound, very therapeutic

I'd be very happy if someone left me a tortoise in their will.

@CentralAerospace

5 жыл бұрын

Get a job

@jinxd4398

5 жыл бұрын

SFS Central that's just rude

@vijaygodson

5 жыл бұрын

🐢

@jessicalarsen4546

5 жыл бұрын

so would I.

@CentralAerospace

4 жыл бұрын

@@jinxd4398 how exactly?

Who else checked if you could feel through your nails?

@OviraptorFan

8 жыл бұрын

I did

@BobSmith-oy9li

8 жыл бұрын

+Oscar Salomonsson Howed you know?!?!?!?!

@oscarsalomonsson1093

8 жыл бұрын

+Bob Smith Because I did.

@jesusayala2148

8 жыл бұрын

me

@SonicSanctuary

8 жыл бұрын

+Oscar Salomonsson you got me

Master oogway....

@chaconswrenchin3557

5 жыл бұрын

Keerthi kumar morla

@mr.boomguy

5 жыл бұрын

Bo wonder he lived so long

@JohnSmith-tx8ht

4 жыл бұрын

You summon me?

@Kayla-gl9fk

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 “Yessssssssss?” 🐢

@Jozaam-21

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve had a Vision Tai Lung will return...😂

I like how she say, "The *YOUNG* age of 255"

@lexol3347

4 жыл бұрын

Sarcasm

@jrgenchristensen7240

3 жыл бұрын

2:29

....i knew you were going to show a video of tortoises banging. -_- I just knew it.

@drinkme976

8 жыл бұрын

Everytime lol

@jakubmisik7561

8 жыл бұрын

+Bearorgans good ol bearorgans

@kyledolor5257

7 жыл бұрын

Have you guys seen a tortoise dick? Somehow looks like a blooming flower.

@xxDOTH3DEWxx

7 жыл бұрын

we had a pair in our environmental studies class in high school that would bang in the back room. boy they were loud

@jamesdavis2206

6 жыл бұрын

They explode in the video banging

no one needs immortal humans

@zillailluhr

5 жыл бұрын

Shapyra agree

@isoinsignia7540

5 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is, sleeper sharks and some giant clams have been found to live longer, soo...

@htoodoh5770

5 жыл бұрын

Shapyra Yeah, so? No one also need a immortal turtle, or a immortal anything.

@dgyh3372

5 жыл бұрын

Yup

@zoofan9280

5 жыл бұрын

Shapyra we’re monsters

Some scientists believe that lobsters can live for hundreds of years. Some even think lobsters can potentially live forever. There is also a jellyfish that lives pretty much forever.

@whaleshark5444

2 жыл бұрын

Except if it's eaten by The Animal in this video -,-

@jakobmax3299

Жыл бұрын

Like the Greenland shark. The oldest known example is 400 years (plus minus 100) years old, and there is no sign of them having an age limit. And with their age of sexual maturity being 150 years its quite possible there are 600-700 year old fish out there...

I think liver failure qualifies as old age in non alcoholics

@yookieyookie3311

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, he was a party animal. How you think his shell got broke? That was wild night.

@varun-xu8gv

3 жыл бұрын

@@yookieyookie3311 poor old man could not handle it

@d1agram4

3 жыл бұрын

Everything failing is old age in everything

oldest living vertebrate. is the Greenland shark.

@Cthulhuguru

5 жыл бұрын

Yep, I second that. There's a living Sleeper Shark that's four hundred years old and some change.

@ocilassolrac14

5 жыл бұрын

Right on , he's about 512 yrs old. Saw that in a National geographic video.

@omegadeadpool4987

5 жыл бұрын

@@Cthulhuguru Nope The Frilled Shark Predates em both

@omegadeadpool4987

5 жыл бұрын

@jaue82 Well the more you know huh

@cygnusprime6728

4 жыл бұрын

Wait i thought sharks had cartilage and not bone? Can it be considered the oldest vertebrate?

Huh, no wonder Oogway can spend 30 years in a cave meditating.

@SanDev-ro8nn

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder how much 🐼 lives

Technically nothing dies from old age, they simply get more fragile from age and die from something failing eventually. It's interesting to think that Tortoises never truly get fragile enough for things to suddenly kill them casually.

Me: I wish I never age Genie: granted but you're a tortoise

@amazingherping3038

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@Nokturnt

4 жыл бұрын

I see this as an absolute win!

@PigRipperLAW

4 жыл бұрын

🤣 🧞‍♂️

I love how the oldest vertebrate that ever lived didn't die of old age.

@jakobmax3299

Жыл бұрын

There is no such thing as dying of "old age" its always some kind of organ faliure, which was indirectly caused by the old age. Especially in turtles who have no real lifespan there is no real concept of bodily age. As an example Greenlandsharks who have no predators only die because humans killing them, or parasites (which are rare for greenlandsharks as their meat is toxic).

First: Tortoises are practically immortal! Later: ... they live up to about 100 years That's not immortality.

@reginaldsmith6949

4 жыл бұрын

It is if you're in the Senate...

@reginaldsmith6949

4 жыл бұрын

@Freedom TruthHonor Never heard of him.

@MikeHunt-yl1so

4 жыл бұрын

They are absolutely NOT the longest living species. The Greenland shark can live over 400 years

@eredin9684

4 жыл бұрын

There's a jellyfish that's pretty much immortal look it up it exists

@TheChristhomas74

4 жыл бұрын

Eredin Var Emreis just did it’s called Turritopsis dohrnii 💪

I think human Immortality is the bane of all other species on earth,and may soon lead to our own doom

@sabrinarosario6499

8 жыл бұрын

Right? God I hope we never archive immortality. Ever.

@FancyTurtl

8 жыл бұрын

+Rafael Lopez Before thinking of space travel and colonising other planets , shouldn't we maybe think first about our own planet we are destroying at the very moment?

@carlosrebollar8095

8 жыл бұрын

Nadim Z exactly!

@sabrinarosario6499

8 жыл бұрын

Nadim Z We are gonna do the exact same thing over and over again. Colonize another planet, exploit everything on it and just plain destroy it. Just like earth. Sure, it sounds amazing all of that space traveling and stuff but we first need to tend the only current planet that can sustain us.

@TheDirtBlockFilms

7 жыл бұрын

We aren't destroying our planet, we are destroying ourselves! In fact, the planet is doing pretty damn good. At any time it could just reset itself, and restart the cycle of life all over again! (Or not...). But yeah, I see your point. Though I think it's too late for us to save ourselves on this planet. If anything, I think all of that attention should be moved to space travel and colonization. Though it would be... Really difficult.

Tortoise:YES IM ALMOST IMMORTAL Jellyfish:Am i a joke to you im the real immortal Sea turtle:hehehe not anymore

they can not only live that long, but even survive without eating for years! When my grandfather passed away, we found a tortoise locked in his closet. My mom recalled that they had gotten that tortoise when SHE was in college. We kept it feeding as much as we could wondering how long he was trapped in that closet since the lock on the closet door had completely rusted shut! It lived well beyond after I went to college. Sadly it got some kind of cancerous tumour and died when I got my first job. But I'm sure if it wasn't for cancer, it would have lived to see my grandchildren! Although I missed a lot more when my pet dog died.

This channel deserves more subs and views

In love with this channel

Thanks for the video. People don't understand why I find tortoises so interesting. They are quite unique.

Vultures! Seriously, vultures are super fascinating, super important and super badass, but they always get such a bad rap!

@MuadDib1402

8 жыл бұрын

+Seolhe Especially the bearded variety.

@Seolhe

8 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@NotSure177

8 жыл бұрын

+Seolhe When most people think of vultures they only think of African vultures on the discovery channel. Here in Missouri most people are completely oblivious to the fact that its impossible to go a single day with out seeing dozens of Turkey Vultures, their everywhere. Great suggestion.

@Gandaleon

8 жыл бұрын

+Seolhe rep from reputation

@Seolhe

8 жыл бұрын

Actually, not quite. Bad rap is a generally accepted phrase, and far more common than "bad rep", even though it'd seemingly make more sense. From Dictionary.com: "Bad rap: noun phrase - An erroneous conviction or sentence; wrongful punishment; bum rap (Underworld) - Any unjustified condemnation : Microsoft gets a bad rap for a reason"" The phrase originated as a sort of mix-up. The original phrase seems to have been a bum rap. Its origins trace back to underworld slang of the Prohibition Era. A “rap sheet” is a criminal record, and a “bum rap” meant a false accusation (or even a false conviction). Eventually, the phrase’s definition became a bit more broad to cover perceived unfair accusations of any kind. At some point along the way, the alternative “bad rap” came into play.

255 years old? Wow!

I really enjoy your channel. Very educational and well presented. Thank you!

I love totises they remind me of some of our old humble & graceful men the way they move with such suttlecy & slow moition, love it

these videos give me life. keep going!!!

The Manta ray, or any other kind of ray would definetly be interesting!

This is a wonderful video!! Thank you!!

Danielle, you do this so well, your vocals are great.

welcome back. We missed you.

Awesome please do honey badgers next :)

@michrain5872

5 жыл бұрын

What's next? Ground bees?! lol

didn't think I'd hear about SENS today. I'm glad they're getting mentioned in more places

when the tortoises become wise enough to know 2 words “FEAR ME”

I own a Russian tortoise I feel like he is my son because I love him

@Mib8989

4 жыл бұрын

You are a fool

@shaskins15

4 жыл бұрын

Hes not.

@zokam7792

4 жыл бұрын

Great for you my tortoise died died in november because of cold environment my mom used to call him as son too and he died because he was looking unhealthy and i ignorged it and 3 days later he died in my arms I had to give him funeral and it was the worst thing i had done i still regret that thing till now :(

Redwood trees are the longest living organisms we know about. Some living 3,000 years.

@ibrvybhav7519

3 жыл бұрын

Nope, recently scientists found worms in permafrost, with a little warmth and food they started moving their age is almost 40,000 years

I love that u draw all those animals too. Ur awesome.and have the best job ever. U deserve it

You speak very beautifully always watching your episodes thanx for amazing information

"our great nation of Canada" 😂😂😂

@doorknobr

7 жыл бұрын

Lol

Tortoises: The Oldest Living Creatures in the World Jellyfish and lobsters: *laughs in immortality*

@intheeventlolisback7089

2 жыл бұрын

'Tortoise used the ability "eat"

I just love your channel😍😍😍

the illustration of tortoise is amazing!!

Me: who are you? Tortois: *I am immortal*

"Hold my beer" says the Greenland Shark

That tortoise laughing is amazing!

I just found your channel and I really enjoy it! Please make a video about Isopods. :)

Lmao, this reminded me of that Regular Show episode where people absorb the youth out of turtles

@officialonishxm2927

5 жыл бұрын

Deathrule 14 lmfaoo nice

"He died by liver failure, not of old age", I mean you can't really die of old age...

@hardeepbabhauri7379

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Just love this , and Danielle is so cute and fun to watch

So much love for this animal 🐢

Jellyfishes: Am i EXTINCT to you?

tortoises are the cutest animals EVER

@drinkme976

8 жыл бұрын

Nope... Bunnies are >.

@hectors03

8 жыл бұрын

+John Bautista tortoises care about you. they know who you are and they remember

@drinkme976

8 жыл бұрын

+Hector Rodrigues they are GODS?!

@hectors03

8 жыл бұрын

+John Bautista for sure dude. have you never heard about the mith of the world above the turtle shell?

@ninjahombrepalito1721

6 жыл бұрын

No! no. no. Tortoises are not cute. puppies and kittens are cute. Baby chickens are cute. Tortoises might be cool, tortoises might be exotic, tortoises are a lot of things, but not cute. Im tired of people calling everything cute. Now I cant say a girl is cute, or Iits like saying she is like a tortoise.

The most successful & awesome animals on planet 🌎! Thanks for all you do! 👍🐢❤️

Tortoises are so cute. Just their smile and that weird waddle are just the best.

In an alternate reality, ants are experimenting to know the secret of how a human can live up to years and they dont

How about a video on tardigrades?

Cool video. I especially liked seeing how a tortoise skeleton looked

haha those creeps!! love this channel

Hi Animalogic! Could you make a video about blind snakes? I often find one crawling and last week I saw one inside our bathroom. And they look like worms. Excellent video! Thank you!

@adamkane7513

11 ай бұрын

Yes, and deaf grasshoppers!

+Animalogic What are there telomeres like ? Do they degrade over time or do sustain the same length during cell replication ?

@Nicolae_Mew

5 жыл бұрын

Wikipedia exists.

Thank you I loved this video !!♡!!

i love how you draw the tortoise shell :)

"Oh yeah, a group of tortoises is called a Creep." Me: LMAO!

“They don’t age. Most of them die of old age.”

@balldalt

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I'm so confused by that.

Animalogic; the only channel i know that casually drops a video of tortoise banging.

Thank you for animal knowledge you share with us for I love animal in there habitat

You said “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” 😂

Sleeper sharks, like the Greenland shark, can live 4 or 5 times longer.

Tortoise: **exists** Lobster: _you dare oppose me mortal_

WOW!! I HAVE A BIOLOGY DEGREE AND I HAVEN'T ONCE NOTICES THAT I CAN FEEL THOUGH MY FINGER NAILS UNTIL I SAW THIS VIDEO. And to think I learned something new learning about myself watching a video about turtles

Thylacine if you want to do something extinct or perhaps a short beaked echidna?

4:58 Anyone remember doing that as an infant? Watching yourself move your hands?

@MrNightpwner

5 жыл бұрын

I still do it as an adult.

@kiela17

5 жыл бұрын

No, but my daughter does. She says she remembers being fascinated that she actually had them.

One of my earliest memories is of the Galapagos tortoises at the Philadelphia Zoo, hearing the mating sounds before seeing them wondering what animal we would be seeing next and my parents trying to rush me past.

I love these videos so much

150 years IS still young. Crush. Turtle lived to be over 200 years

As much as we'd love to live 200 years, that would inevitably force every single one of us to experience cancer at LEAST once in our long lifetime but probably several times. And then there's the population problem worldwide. All in all, living 200+ years would be a very bad thing for our planet as well as individually. The idea sounds great if those problems could be addressed ethically, beginning with curing cancer, Alzheimer's, and all other similar problems.

Turtle mating is truly the weirdest

I have two turtles since I'm a child. They are 21 yrs old and I love them. They are very responsive and I love watching them swim in the lake :-)))

Tortoises: the oldest living creatures on earth Cockroaches: hold my beer

@japsnmds2741

5 жыл бұрын

A very Confused potato ok but cockroaches only live for about a year so this statement is incorrect

@fishyfishyfishy500akabs8

4 жыл бұрын

Well most probably live even shorter

Well, Greenland sharks live much longer, and no one needs immortal humans...... we have already damaged this earth a lot.

Lol the duck taped shell was funny

The thing about the shell rings determining age is pretty inaccurate, as turtles can shed more or less of their rings, depending on various factors. But other than that, fascinating video. Negligible senescence sounds really cool. I'll have to look into it. I wonder if it's at all related to the life stage reversal that certain jellyfish experience

100 years? Ppffffft... What about the sleeper sharks?

why do we need to live longer for if we already cluttering up this planet

@penguinw1820

7 жыл бұрын

j.r.d.l mass genocide?

I cannot unsee that tortoise love!

My great great great great great grandfather got his tortoise "Milos" back in 1820. My uncle still has him.

Turtles cannot save humans

@danielschechter8130

3 жыл бұрын

Why would they want to?

@kaz8297

2 жыл бұрын

But tortoises can

@somenerd6367

2 жыл бұрын

These are tortoises

Nope the Greenland shark lives longer there is 1 that was born in the 1650 and is still swimming today

@sanSDI

4 жыл бұрын

There are more Animals that get over 150 years. Humpbackwhales, some parrots, can't understand why she made that failure.

@lilgravyvert9991

4 жыл бұрын

sanSDI because she’s stupid

@banishedfromthedwarfplanet530

4 жыл бұрын

The radiocarbon dating used to find the age of animals is controversial. The Greenland shark may be able to reach a few hundred years, maybe not.

There should be some warning for the tortoise love making near the end. I choked n my dinner XD

Thanks 4 the info. Found turtle vids on da Tube last night (7/6/19). Who knew they could be so compelling? They have such adorable lil faces too. Turtle sex kinda weird but look what they have to deal with. 😚🤗

PLEASE PLEASE DO TARANTULAS

@galaxymaster9457

8 жыл бұрын

no

@roompang

8 жыл бұрын

+deathclaw beast scew you

@galaxymaster9457

8 жыл бұрын

+Inbae Jin why? Also I have arachnophopia (might have spelt it wrong), so I couldn't watch the video and then I would have to wait a longer time to get a video I could watch.

@krakaraka7272

8 жыл бұрын

+deathclaw beast who cares about what you want?

It died at a young age of 265 no wonder why a girl in my school calls me baby or babe sometimes

@12markito

5 жыл бұрын

Plantinum Gamer04 what???

Oysters & clams: “am I a joke to you”

tortoises be like "ah man check out the scutes on that shasta"

3:50 she gets to the point lmao

The Liger would make a good topic

@Seolhe

8 жыл бұрын

+King Hanzo The liger isn't really it's own species though? It's just a completely artificial hybrid that'd never happen in the wild and that shouldn't exist at all, seeing how they suffer from terrible health issues and serve no real purpose other than to be exploited for profit. The only good reason to make an episode about them is maybe to point out how absolutely terrible their existence is :P

Holy crap that mating... I’m in tears, that guuHUUUUUNNNNGGG

I patted Adwaita's back! He was kept in the zoo in Calcutta and when I was a kid, the enclosure security was pretty lax in security- for herbivores people could get right up to the wire boundary and the animals would come to the edge for food.