Those damn goats ate all of master oogway's food.

@lilmcnoggy1439

5 жыл бұрын

Ha noice! 😂😂😂

@shantanreddyj1417

5 жыл бұрын

Let’s call po

@daisynorth5465

5 жыл бұрын

@@shantanreddyj1417 and tigerress

@captianjacksparrow4755

4 жыл бұрын

@@daisynorth5465 & mantis

@sloth1021

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry po will do the pinky move

I bet he's still chasing that guy who messed up his mating session

@maxpeters9194

5 жыл бұрын

KZread recommendation gang

@notflare9718

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah yeah.

@Brochelli

4 жыл бұрын

I just came from there😂

@puyearprod.929

4 жыл бұрын

He will find him. And he will kill him

@satyamanikanta2818

4 жыл бұрын

S

I hope they are here a million years long after I'm gone.

@mariushagelskjr5452

6 жыл бұрын

well they have already been here for 200 millions years so i don't expect them to just die out in now

@cyriceball2429

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@austinsims3741

6 жыл бұрын

Chuck Keough lol stfu

@cyriceball2429

6 жыл бұрын

Really need to stop drinking (RNTSD), there Mr. stfu)!

@ezekiel9788

6 жыл бұрын

Sucks becuase sadly all you guys are wrong, there are more tortoise kept as pets than there are in the wild. Take my Sulctatas for example, there's more sulcata in the US than in Africa. And we can't just dump captive bread tortoises into the wild to repopulate. Captive bread tortoise won't survive in the wild. Thank humans for decreasing many tortoise numbers, maybe one day we'll change our ways

Naps 16hrs a day for over a 100 years. Yeah I think I found my spirit animal

@aashish4750

4 жыл бұрын

Luis Estrada thats a good one..rest comments suck...i dont know much but i like this one

@Selkirk69

4 жыл бұрын

try a Basset Hound, easier to get loves to sleep too

@eigenman2571

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the sleep cycle of a college student

@rustern4681

3 жыл бұрын

PpppKj

@mandu9636

3 жыл бұрын

584,000 + hours of sleepin

People always talk about how dragons or ancient dinosaurs aren't real. This is literally one, right here, in real time. You best appreciate the existence of such a magnificent, humble, and calm animal.

@3a.m.284

2 жыл бұрын

Dinosaurs yes, dragons not so much

@michaelsteven1090

2 жыл бұрын

Elephants too! The best on the planet!

@truthhurtz8517

2 жыл бұрын

Giant turtles bro

@nebulatheoneandonly962

Жыл бұрын

@@raptorwithinternet crocodiles and alligators lived among the dinosaurs, birds are the closest relatives to dinosaurs

@TheChillAlien

Жыл бұрын

@@nebulatheoneandonly962 yeah but the idea is that really ancient animals can be like Dinos too us. Nature sure is amazing

Dinosaurs with shield

@sangeetabora9910

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@JG-on2wx

4 жыл бұрын

Defence 100%

@ShadeShake

4 жыл бұрын

[ happiness noisies ]

@clemson9967

4 жыл бұрын

Goddamn Legend

@Lazuley_

4 жыл бұрын

*DEFENCE 100*

I just want to keep a tortoise. 100 year later it will be kept by my great grandchildren

@rodgeers7347

6 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I wanna do. Instead of a vase as a family heirloom, you have a fucking tortoise

@leslieann54

6 жыл бұрын

Jinx198 Yes, I have 3 rescued Sulcata Tortoises they are huge no my oldest(23yrs) weighs in at 178lbs so beautiful@ They go to sleep in their dog houses every night so peaceful & good😊

@Dylanhottfire

5 жыл бұрын

Leslie Meadows I have a sulcata named Morla. She is only 2 years old and I love her

@leslieann54

5 жыл бұрын

Jinx198 Yea,that's what I thought 'no Nini I have to go to college,get married & have kids,I don't have time for 3 tortoises' !!!

@ronnikimberlin3365

5 жыл бұрын

I just got a tortoise and a bonsai tree for that very reason after my kids' dad died recently. I want to leave them and my future grandchildren things I've put love and care into that they can as well. ❤

I'm 15 and my family has a young sulcata tortoise. It boggles my mind that some day, my grandchildren will probably get the chance to enjoy his company. Tortoises are such great animals.

@arrow8264

2 жыл бұрын

Weird thing to think about at 15 years old

@kinginfinite8748

2 жыл бұрын

Yall probably shoot it before then. We know yall all killers

@TheBinoyVudi

2 жыл бұрын

I'm just asking because I don't know.. is it legal to own an exotic tortoise as a pet? I thought you can only own some common species

@doctornobody0

Жыл бұрын

Tortoises are not pets.

@longphk

Жыл бұрын

@@TheBinoyVudi sulcata is pretty common since they're prolific in captivity and sold in many countries worldwide. Not the best choice since they would require large enclosure.

"..with a top speed of 300m per hour" I'm dying

@dashippo4372

3 жыл бұрын

So, the tortoise is the animals world Vettel?

@goldenclusters2365

3 жыл бұрын

@@dashippo4372 Yeah really Vettel is that slow ?? He hasn't got 4 WC for nothing .

@Sugalolo

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Gameboy-Unboxings

2 жыл бұрын

You should probably call 911.

@uditkulkarni6196

2 жыл бұрын

300 light years per hour

16 hours a day for 100 years asleep? Wonder what they dream about....

@Piddles1

6 жыл бұрын

DeShawn 'Dawg' BNBG probably eating grass and more sleeping

@hams47

6 жыл бұрын

Dream about what memes are gonna be like in 2019

@ezekiel9788

6 жыл бұрын

Piddles McGee dream about sleeping👌😂

@comicallybraindead1189

6 жыл бұрын

World domination

@cyriceball2429

5 жыл бұрын

They dream about a world without humans, as do I.

"A forbidden fruit. Quava......succulent, juicy". Wildlife narrators always turn something so simple into gold I swear!

@swada02

4 жыл бұрын

Guava.

@addedpole

4 жыл бұрын

Guava*

@balancemantis4381

3 жыл бұрын

Guava

@edrienmanzanero4081

2 жыл бұрын

Apple

@diegocanazas4378

2 жыл бұрын

It Is guayaba, Gua - ia - va

its very interesting how it evolved. the galapagos tortoise has no natural predators, so all he has to do to survive is find enough food. so he walks slowly around the place eating what he can find, and just chilling.

The most beautiful creature on earth!

@naenaedmysteries

5 жыл бұрын

Zach Gaming ikr

@gabox17da88

5 жыл бұрын

No

@sangeetabora9910

5 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@frisbe9279

5 жыл бұрын

Looks a bit fucked if u ask me

@thighhighsenpaioof7423

5 жыл бұрын

Ever since I got a turtle all reptiles are cute for me

The way they nap is so damn cute

What a slow doggo 🐢

@lilmcnoggy1439

5 жыл бұрын

Its a turtle!

@nyxiedyxie

5 жыл бұрын

@@lilmcnoggy1439 Tortoise*

@Maxcraft12

5 жыл бұрын

But stronk like soviet potato. Could put him into gulag would be no problem for tortoise. Tortoise stronger than gulag comrade

@arcanax-vr7bn

5 жыл бұрын

The Soviet Union Turtles... are... NOT... *SLOW*

@crappyatlife

5 жыл бұрын

I'm glad you fell.

When he said "A lush tortoise paradise" I got really happy for some reason.

I had to opportunity to go the the Galápagos Islands a few years ago. There were a lot of cool animals to see, but the tortoises were the most interesting!

Without humans nature looks so pretty ❤️😍

Can I get a moment of silence for Lonesome George

@Cole-ek7fh

5 жыл бұрын

Patriche Will he meant it as he himself was shutting the fuck up out of respect.

@CentralAerospace

4 жыл бұрын

@@patrichewill5403 r/woooosh there you go, take your woooosh fucktard.

@wallrus2886

4 жыл бұрын

At least he wasn’t this species of tortoise

@alxska

4 жыл бұрын

Ron Burgundy OMG!! YESSSS

@Max-jn6gn

4 жыл бұрын

Hyyhhyyh

Thank god !!!!!! it ended on happy note

16 hour naps. Those a rookie numbers!

@suzzanimalchannel1030

5 жыл бұрын

IKR !! 🤣

@haych5491

4 жыл бұрын

100 years straight tho

Nobody: Me: Galapagos=Tortoise so "The Tortoise Tortoise"

Giant tortoises hit the lottery. Lives ages, just chilling out, grazing, no need to chase prey or flee from predators.

Truly fascinating. It's crazy how ecosystems can shift and change once you throw a new animal into the mix.

@CineFutbolByScarlos

6 жыл бұрын

haute03 just like when the white men landed in native land

This was the most emotional 6 minutes and 4 seconds of my life

Personally speaking, if I had to choose between eating grass or guava fruit, I'd pick the fruit, too. The closing scene cracks me up, reminds me of a garden in a retirement community.

Master OogWay in the flesh :D

@marvelhasiholan5495

6 жыл бұрын

iamDervy all that beauty and you can think about is some fictional character

@martinherrera4436

5 жыл бұрын

@@marvelhasiholan5495 chill

@user-wy1yb7zj1j

3 жыл бұрын

Marvel Hasiholan ok boomer

Gentle giants... My favourite animals! 😍😍😍

@Sondorism

4 жыл бұрын

Except during mating seasons. Then they turn into complete assholes.

@kritozone2172

4 жыл бұрын

Hey!!! I've seen your comment on lonesome George video 😀

@malluman6576

2 жыл бұрын

No even In mating season they are good I met one he came to me for a quick scratch they love scratches only females are bit shy

@whoknowsbothersomeoneelse

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sondorism Yeah they get angry and chase you if you interrupt their session

@alanz1wow242

2 жыл бұрын

@@whoknowsbothersomeoneelse who wouldn't tho lmao

I grew up with a pet tortoise and whenever I see these guys I think of my pet because they’re so similar looking, but then when you see how big they are they’re like real life cliffords 😭😭 so amazing

Human brought goats to this island.. totally ridiculous.. of course they will devour every plants.. 😢

@hotdogkiller3905

5 жыл бұрын

JuicyWatermelone the goats have to live too. It’s kill or be killed it the animal kingdom

@OST1350

5 жыл бұрын

@@hotdogkiller3905. But they're not native species to the Galapagos. Of course goats need to eat too, but not there.

@gauravv3367

5 жыл бұрын

Growth of Goats were natural on that Island. It was humans who eradicated them to save these tortoise

@dragom2009

4 жыл бұрын

@@gauravv3367 The fuck you mean naturaly? they are an invassive species.

@jesusislord7772

4 жыл бұрын

I hate goats

Can't stop crying because of the beauty of these wonderful animals 😭❤️

@KeilanX25

2 жыл бұрын

Yasss

@pablowashington8510

Жыл бұрын

Weak

I want to give it a hug for some reason. Le gusta la guayaba a la tortugita.... que linda!!!

Humans: "Hey, sorry about those goats, guys. We got rid of them. Want some fruit?" Tortoises: *"Do you really think we'll forgive you just because you brought us some--* MMMMM THIS IS YUMMY"

3:42 THATS THE FRICKIN MINECRAFT SOUND

@ray_x6959

3 жыл бұрын

getting flash backs when the sheeps would run away from me 🤣

My spirit animal

I really feel like petting them😍

In the tropics.. eating forbidden fruit and sleeping 16 hours..WOW.. that must be the life!!🐢👍😊

@clivegoodman16

4 жыл бұрын

Why is the fruit forbidden?

Legends say that Master Oogway still visits this island

I just wanted to cry

5:50 "No one knows who the future winners or losers" ME: "Leave it alone and we all win."

@DeetsterB

2 жыл бұрын

YES!!!

These giant tortoises know how to live. I wish I had an island to live on all to myself. Where I can eat all the fruit I want and sleep for as long as these tortoises. That'll be the life.

I wish I was a a giant tortoise because you live for a long time, sleep for a long time and they can’t really die if they go into their shell. This *IS* my spirit animal 100%

1:43 I thought this was in slow motion, but then that flew by 😑

@yorelomogiate8200

5 жыл бұрын

Savage Guy 1:53

@WhistleTeets85

4 жыл бұрын

1:51

11/10 would boop. Much slow Very big fren

Disclaimer: No animals were harmed in the making of this video.

@dynamoterror18

2 жыл бұрын

Except the goats. They were later all shot to death by the park rangers.

Tortoise-300 meters an hour Me walking to school- same

@Arunkumar-ym5wk

4 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅

tortoises are not slow they just are in a permanent epic slow mo mode xD

I cried seeing that creature. So magnetic and amazing wow

I’d expect more views for a channel this big

@whatdoing4408

4 жыл бұрын

A Random Person wait a few more years and it will be on everyone’s recommended

@RainingSaturn

4 жыл бұрын

@@whatdoing4408 it is.

Top speed of 300m /hr.... Man... That's really fast...

Defense lvl: 100 Offense lvl: 2

Looks like he's about to teach me how to become one with everything

Protect these wonderful animals at all costs.

@macmacc7402

2 жыл бұрын

The good news is that they are

tortoises and turtles are the most remarkable inspired animal on earth. I never heard people said negative things about this creature , like swearing as swine or dog do.

Its amazing how long they live. Im 38 yrs old and theres tortoises out there that are older than me and will still out live me.

@janesmith7676

2 жыл бұрын

Well 38 is nothing compared to these tortoises. They're older than your grandparents!

Captain America’s shield has nothing on that tortoise’s shell

They can go an entire year without food or water? That’s just remarkable!!

isnt that the guy from kun fu panda

I have never met anyone who does not like tortoises, theyre fascinating .... oh what a satisfying food crunching sound

So freaking cute, hope they live for another 100years

@IronMoth.

3 жыл бұрын

*1000

Those park rangers need a raise for the good they've done

May it continue living forever and ever with no disturbance.

Tortoise: I'm 199 years old, and I’m very slow cough cough luckily I have my grandson and my whole family

Respect Him, He Is Older Then Your Entire Family Tree.

The speed at which turtles and reptiles can adapt never fails to amaze me...

@demonplayz3471

4 жыл бұрын

Its tortoise not turtle

🐢🐢🐢 I

4:44 The Sluggish tortoise adapted with "lightning" speed. The script writer is sadistic 🤣

It’s incredible how old they can get and how long they sleep. A 200 year old tortoise would have slept for more than 100 years in their life time

Walk like a tortoise, live like a tortoise to last more than a hundred years.

'yesterday was history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift, that is why it's called the present"

5:10 Glad we could course correct on that one.

What a wonderful and incredible creature.

They live there peacefully without any predators

Don't let it fool you, that dude is a kung fu master that chose the dragon warrior.

"Napping for up to 16 hrs a day for more than a hundred years" So this is the secret to living longer.. gues I'll start sleeping more lol

2:26 I yawned when the tortoise yawned =))

@MHaffiezMNazri

5 жыл бұрын

Haha that's good to know cuz if you don't, that means you were a socio/psychopath haha I yawned too!

Discovery UK thanks for the upload, this was great to watch

Nobody: Me, coming out of my room: 0:32

That looks like Santa Cruz Island. I had the extreme fortune to have ...'steering problems' ...when I showed up on my trimaran in '94. It's such a magical place and every bit worth a visit!

Why are these so cute?

@hopelessent.1700

5 жыл бұрын

lee wana all I know is that every moment in their lives there is something so adorable about them. Especially when they are recently born.

@leewana1167

5 жыл бұрын

HOPELESS ENTERTAINMENT and the old ones are also adorable.

@hopelessent.1700

5 жыл бұрын

lee wana yea they are. They are like two year olds! Oh I love to see them walk in front of me.

@WitchettyMan

5 жыл бұрын

@@leewana1167 Because they are round, sloppy and completely harmless.

@sushmaverma3562

4 жыл бұрын

@@WitchettyMan well.....

he shield too big for he gotdamn feet

I heard since childhood that Tortoise's biting hold is very powerful.!!🤔🙋‍♂️

The last few statements exactly matches the look on that tortois' face. Mischivous and triumphant! XD

WE MUST PROTECC IT.

I love this youtube channel

"The sluggish tortoise adapted with lightning speed" - Let that one sink.

He Attac He protec But most importantly, He thicc

@notsocrazytank707

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, not wrong

Such a beautiful creature

Cuuuute I wish I could have a pet tortoise to care for and love❤

Bro I thought the biggest turtle was half the size of a human but dang that turtle could carry a human just very slowly though Ok maybe a kid or a teenager

Man they really are the winners, slow but live for more than 200 years.

We should all be so lucky to have such a life.

Glad to see that the Tortoises are very healthy and get to eat lots of guavas, they are my favorite fruit to eat!

@Grouperhunter

2 жыл бұрын

@@harryroper7971 Guavas are one of the most nutritious fruits you can eat. They are high in fiber and have more vitamin C than an orange.

I have been watching this for like 4 Hours

Every damn documentary about animals that live peacefully, there’s always this one line “then there’s come human”

Honor to you, Master Oogway.

I JUST WANT TO SCOOP THEM UP INTO MY ARMS AND SAVE THEM ALL OMG WHAT❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ THEY MUST STAY

These animals 'taught-us' to love each other.

Must be so cool to just look over those plain grass lands and see one of those big things just slowly walk around. This gives me big Minecraft vibes.

I just wish humans exited this planet right now and it includes me as well

@nielsunnerup7099

4 жыл бұрын

We're working on it.

@rubinephiljames

4 жыл бұрын

@@nielsunnerup7099 yes we are...but it looks like we are about to take everything with ourselves

@DANIAC262

4 жыл бұрын

Please do!

@RidleyUwO

3 жыл бұрын

See ya.

@pk3

3 жыл бұрын

Leave. Some of us are gonna stay back.