Tortoise: I've been chasing your forefathers, your great grandfather, your grandpa, your father, you and oneday I will chase your sons and your grandsons.

@Mentelgen-1337

Жыл бұрын

I just imagine the jaws theme as the turtle chases them lmao.

Turtles and tortoises be all like: "I am the shelled terror! FEAR ME, you fur-covered weakling!"

@godjihyoisaarmy2862

3 жыл бұрын

@Diamant my turtle is kind mostly too turtles the same age

@dannyrichards6233

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@dannyrichards6233

2 жыл бұрын

@@godjihyoisaarmy2862 ok

@Mentelgen-1337

Жыл бұрын

*Jaws theme intensified*

Tortoise: " No matter how big you are dog, I'm coming after you!"

Turtle/Tortoise: *exists* Humans: Look at this shell boi. Animals: TAAAAAAAANNNK!!!

@littlen8279

3 жыл бұрын

Shell boi: *exists* Dogs: aight imma head out

Tortoises might be slower than most animals, but they are still pretty quick on their feet when they get going :D

My turtles run like that when they are hungry and they see food. Don't let the name fool you. They can run when they want to.

@hymanleung2751

7 жыл бұрын

Shaun Kelly yep i saw a video about puting one of them on a running machine and it run so fast😂

@protalukoriginal4560

4 жыл бұрын

Tortoise

God : *gives tortoise super heavy shell that makes them slow God : *also makes them super aggressive and will try to chase anything out of instinct Tortoise : Am I a joke to you?

2:30 "It's amazing, it smells like a tortoise walked here, I can't figure out why!"

1:08 the tortoise is bigger than the dog. This is so funny. I'd be scared if I was the dog as well XD

@dizzyrascal5015

5 жыл бұрын

I know. I was thinking it could squash it.

Tortoise/Turtle:Hey, I see you **minding your own business** Cat:._. Ok Tortoise/Turtle:**You don’t ever mind your business around me** *attacks the cat*

For a highly defensive animal, tortoise's are super aggressive.

@Duskool

3 жыл бұрын

The best defense is your high defense combined with offense

@Lambda_Ovine

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, they are surprisingly territorial

Tortoise: why are you running, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!?

I love how active these turtles are, I have a slider and he climbs on my cat when he is out of tank.

I didn't know I needed this in my life until now.

I've learnt that a turtle in it's chase becomes directionally blind. Once started, it darts straight even if it hits a wall or has to cross a bowl of it's own size. Very focused !

@MisogynyMan

3 жыл бұрын

Turtle uses charge. It is not very fast.

OMG they look SOOOOOO adorable when they're chasing after them! :D

Tortoise:slow Also tortoise: imma end your dreams

Those guys are 1 swipe away from becoming a hockey puck.

Omg, i never knew these tortoises were so quick.....

@mujtabajeelani9071

9 жыл бұрын

Huh

@MrSam2497

8 жыл бұрын

+Rida Haroon let them go outside walk into grass, turn back for it 2 sec and you cant find it

@11thShadowDragon

8 жыл бұрын

ikr, it's almost like they're... ninjas...

@andrearamirez700

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrSam2497 this has happened to me way too often...

3:20 The poor cat just wanted to enjoy the full sun and warm pavement, but the turtle *had* to bother him!

@charliepeters7122

4 жыл бұрын

Leftover Sundriez Man might have taken 5 years but here’s your first like lol

Not slow , slowish maybe. The cats and dogs are like Ferraris going head to head with a tank . Only one winner here i think .

Turtle:I wanna play Dog:no get away from me Turtle no not until you play with me Dog:fine

I thought my turtle came to me to get pet. So I gave him my left hand. Then he took a piece of meat from my finger. 囧. Still cute though.

@th3kwaiiapotato858

5 жыл бұрын

Ys H my people bite ur finger

@khalxn227

5 жыл бұрын

Turtle Man 😂

@inflightaviation757

4 жыл бұрын

Ys H he wanna play wit you

@andrearamirez700

3 жыл бұрын

Almost had that happen with my sulcata tortoise too! *thankfully they don't usually bite n are only about 2 1/2 yrs old*

@loopy221

3 жыл бұрын

What happened? Was it real bad??

This looks cute, but these tortoises can seriously injure a curious dog or cat.. They bite hard and can take a chunk out of their paws or face.

@whaleshark5444

2 жыл бұрын

True and the dogs could easily bite the tortoises head of

@gomana9030

Жыл бұрын

@@whaleshark5444 عندما تكون الكلاب جائعة جدا وليست كلاب منزليةكلاب البيوت مسالمة.اما كلاب ااشوارع هي التي تأكل السلاحف

Loved every minute of it, They are so adorable! Dogs & tortoises! Love them!

@erinroo247

9 жыл бұрын

Cats to 😟

@tericulbertson4430

9 жыл бұрын

Dogs where cuter 🐶

@germantortoise5891

9 жыл бұрын

Thx man

What the actual..? They seem waaay more social that I would have expected to be reptiles. Amazing!

Jack Russel: the yard rock is aggressive today!

You don't fuck with tortoises.... They will fuck yo shit up.

this is SO CUTE

COOOOMMMMEEEE..........BAAAAAAACCCKK.

That music is priceless XDDD It fits the video clips,haha

Cat or dog: *runs* Tortoise: "don't you run from me little ni**a"

And yet people think reptiles are simple and unintelligent animals.

@youraveragedaycosplayer553

5 жыл бұрын

The Iranian Liberal they are mini hairless puppy’s

I LOVE TURTLES

*With sound of zombie kid* I like turtles!

T95 superheavy tank chasing M5 Stuart’s in training exercise (1945 colorized)

3:13 dog: leave me alone now I ain’t playing Turtle: am I a joke to you look at me am I a joke to u Dog: no u u not NO STOP FOLLOWING ME

They chase you. They nom you. But best of all they land turts.

Bite!bite!bite! Bite! To get stronger bite!bite!bite! Have more tortoises to bite! even more lol

intense chasing

I think that the tale of "The tortoise and the hare" was not very realistic about tortoises' real speed after all...

I had a turtle and he moved faster than i thought possible

Finally something cats can't win against

Finally! A video of turtles where other animals or people do not climb on them while the person who records does nothing! Thanks god!

Everyone gangsta until the turminater releases.

Tortoise: *GET OFF MY PROPERTY*

In the first one that swimming pool is a hazard to the tortoise, unlike turtles they can't swim and will drown in deep water

@maximcarr8134

9 жыл бұрын

PKBitchGirl yeah they can swim, but not very well

@anitabulak

8 жыл бұрын

+PKBitchGirl they can actually swim as they float on water, and they are much clever than that to know not to fall in. I've got a tortoise and its very careful when it comes to heights

@homingninja2037

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah tortoises and turtles do have depth perception.

1:52 Haha poor little guy got stuck in the bollow!

@christiansevilla2064

9 жыл бұрын

What's a bollow or do u mean bowl genius

@IAMIKO_

3 жыл бұрын

@@christiansevilla2064 Ever heard of Autocorrect?

Lol he’s like shooo go away with the cat

Who knew they were so active...lol

Hey, I thought these dudes were supposed to be slow!

@OptimisticPessimist

7 жыл бұрын

These guys are the hotrods of tortoises. Try turbocharging a tortoise if you ever get one, they can go pretty quick.

@andrearamirez700

3 жыл бұрын

TV/movies and big media lied to you

🐕🐕🐢🐢Nice 💖👏🙋‍♀️🤝

oh for god's sake how did that 1st tortoise get to be that size without ever falling into the pool

It's cute!!!

the one that is chasing is playing tag :)

Turns out that turtles aren't slow

@gomana9030

Жыл бұрын

عندما يكون الطقس دافئ مشمس تصبح نشيطة وسريعة لكن بالطقس اابارد تصبح بطيئة وثقيلة

@gomana9030

Жыл бұрын

هل لديك سلحفاة في حديقة منزلك ؟؟؟

Aww loved the videos, I have just uploaded some videos of my Tortoise Buxton Flash and Sapphire the Cat, they always make me laugh.

haha, sooo cute!

Just adopted a 75lb male sulcata. It chases my dog and is now chasing me. We both obviously keep moving. But WHAT would happen if we just stood our ground? Is the pursuit just play? Or is this an aggressive / dangerous behavior. Please only reply if you too own a large tortoise and have first hand knowledge. THX

@CaptainObvious0000

3 ай бұрын

are you still alive or did you find out the hard way?

@markrogge3098

3 ай бұрын

@@CaptainObvious0000 lol. He's bumped me a few times. It was typical male breeding aggression. I bought him some balls to hump. Now he had 4 girlfriends he humps all day.

Wow, that IS crazy!

(Battle tortoise oooonnnn) lololol!

3:41 ah yes eating is funny

Cold-blooded roolz!

They’re fast

It may seem funny but these guys are relentless and the real funny part? the same turtle/tortoise will be chasing your great grand kid's dog's/cat's great great great great grand puppies/kittens 12-15 generations down the line. As they usually live 150-200 years on average.

@hungrytortoise4341

2 жыл бұрын

No only Galapagos and they live for 140 years to 160 on average but the oldest to live got to 230 nearly

That Russian was AWFUL brave haha...lucky that cat didn't paw box him into the middle of next week...

Haha so funny

This is how you say Cowabunga

I have seen this before coz I have both of them

❤❤❤

If i was a tiny tortoise getting sqaushed by giant dogs i would attempt to bite

funny

And I thought dogs wasn’t scared when they are being chased by turtles..............

What species is this?

One more to 1000

9!

What da dog doin

🐢🐢🐢

Maybe tortoises is all very territorial

٩( 'ω' )وAmazing

Y so many snapping turtles

It would be funny if a turtle bit a dogs butt but the dog didn't care

Any scientific fact why tortoise always chasing another animal? Because my sulcata does t as well

@metasound-nocopyrightmusic5927

4 жыл бұрын

Does your sulcata bites others?

@Skele_17

Жыл бұрын

Because they are attracted to colourful things they are very curious animals lol

0:35 why is that dog scared of a little tortoise?

@germantortoise5891

9 жыл бұрын

Cause I'm too awesome for him

@gomana9030

Жыл бұрын

هههه لماذا تخاف المرأة من الفأرالصغير؟؟؟

I wish my tortoise would do this with my dogs, but I'm always worried that they would attack him :(

@mykeptyson9177

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah as cute as these vids are it's never a good idea to keep a tort and a dog together. They are both highly territorial animals.

Why are dog afraid of tortoises

why is it that most pet turtles are snapping turtles? Makes no sense!

@Ty-Foo

8 жыл бұрын

Not sure if sarcasm or not

@MrSlimeLimeBall

8 жыл бұрын

Lol i get it

@joannatate

8 жыл бұрын

I'm getting a tortoise so your welcome

@brogle437

7 жыл бұрын

I have two

@rapidgaming4703

7 жыл бұрын

Farmboy Gaming you're*

Would they bite?

@whaleshark5444

2 жыл бұрын

Nah they eat plants they're Biting Because they're attracted to bright colors

Wow, Tortoises are assholes.

Any tamilians here?

Are they being mean, or curious? o.o

@CrespyCream69

9 жыл бұрын

I think it's a bit of both, as I know mine tries to I guess establish dominance over my Chihuahua by nipping it's paws and chasing and trying to bite it's tail lmao

@heavenlyturnip

8 жыл бұрын

+Emmmmmyyyyyyy Depends on which clip. Some of these tortoises are clearly being very aggressive (by their standards anyway). Others seem more curious and friendly. it is difficult to judge what a reptile is feeling, but the give away is the neck reaching gesture. Tortoises telescope their necks outward when they are trying to grab something - and it is a way that they display their intention to attack

Tortoises are the stupidest reptiles. My roommate's dog has killed several wild ones and my cat even killed a small one. I don't think tortoises can sense danger or think at all, they're like machines.

not a fucking turtle.

This video sucks 😥

@whaleshark5444

2 жыл бұрын

Why it's cute

this is dangerous for the turtles . the dogs could easily kill them if they wanted to

Why do they have a pool right where the Tortoise is at chasing the dog? Some people are idiots and shouldn't have pets..

I think this is sadistic and disgusting !!!!!! It's obvious that the turtles/tortoises are going to bite them ~ a couple of times they did ~ and you guys sit there & post jokes about it ~ it's mean to distress your pets like this - does it look like they're having fun? - it's cruel - your cats and dogs want to be near you - separate the times you hang out together - I don't understand why ... cuz you want to make a video? - have you ever been bitten by a T ? I have & my brother had to take the handle side of a spoon plus a lot of strength on his part to pry it off of me & when it came off, it took a huge piece of my skin with it - it didn't heal good & got infected - it was almost a year before it completely was healed - so, I'm just sayin' .............. and now, I suppose several of you are going to bash me with nasty comments, and that's ok cuz maybe I've saved one animal or one person from a great deal of misery - hagd - >^..^

@DM-nv7bm

7 жыл бұрын

k

@kelseydanielle4272

7 жыл бұрын

Tortoises rarely/ never bite (they will only bite if they think the animal/ human is food). and I'm pretty sure all of these are tortoises. turtles are the ones that bite.

@buffy8021

7 жыл бұрын

THUNDERHORSE49 mmc try to prevent natural selection then - >^..^

@hazelgoodshepherd9315

6 жыл бұрын

Is this guy serious..?

@homingninja2037

6 жыл бұрын

Who let PETA into the room?

These are irresponsible owners especially with the smaller Russian tortoises the cats and dogs can swigs are there heads and injure or even kill the tortoises.