Love how every turtle is just like "Do something about it."

Once a tortoise has set its eyes on a target, nothing can stop it.

@19TheFallen

7 жыл бұрын

Turtle: I'm coming for you! Cat: Get away! Turtle: There's nothing you can do to get away from me! Cat jumps up on chest freezer. Turtle: Ah crap! How the heck am I supposed to get up there?! Cat: Blows raspberry.

@prowrestlingreviews3225

4 жыл бұрын

@@19TheFallen hahahahahaha

@subninja8069

4 жыл бұрын

"Tank"

@Riptomus364

4 жыл бұрын

*doom music plays*

@leon00778

4 жыл бұрын

Except for a ledge more than 10 inches high

Tortoises are quite persistent it seems, and can run pretty fast too, considering.. Loved the last one of the two snuggling up together

@kaeaja

4 жыл бұрын

Awww I know right? That was super adorb :3

@beastralian

2 жыл бұрын

Toytoie are smort also :3

@lajoslajos5001

Жыл бұрын

OK. VIVA Earth And Water And Sea Tortoise./Turtle USA./United States of America./UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 2020.-2021.-2022.-2023.🙂🙂🙂

@katiezee2

Жыл бұрын

@@lajoslajos5001 ? ? ?

@mcsmith732

Жыл бұрын

Also, tortoises bite.

The lady tell the cat to be nice? “Lady...I don’t think being gentle is a concern here...THAT ROCK WITH LEGS IS COMING AT ME.

@gracehowlett6418

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

I just love how their first instinct upon the cats running is to give chase almost like "You foul coward! Come here and face me!"

Literally every horror movie where the victim runs as fast as possible and the killer still catches up while merely striding be like:

@HamburgerMolester

4 ай бұрын

Lol for real. Jason and Michael Meyers never even broke into a light jog.

Small tanks.

@PvtJoker-gq5jq

5 жыл бұрын

Nerf hp

@maung6972

3 жыл бұрын

@@PvtJoker-gq5jq nerf armor

@lucian8428

3 жыл бұрын

They are much tougher than nerf armour. I have seen a crocodile give up on trying to eat a tortoise, 'cause it's teeth and bite force hardly made a dent in the tortoise's shell. The tortoise walked away unharmed.

@user-iz1pg9ts8q

3 жыл бұрын

Piece of shit

The cat's have reason to run. I was bitten by a turtle once. Hurt like hell.

@tek87

7 жыл бұрын

I thought turtles didn't have teeth.

@lenblack1462

7 жыл бұрын

They don't, but they have a beak with a sharp point on the end.

@theintenseguy4671

6 жыл бұрын

tek87 Depends on the species I think.

@adamsrealm

6 жыл бұрын

It’s like shutting your finger in a large pair of nail clippers. Mines drawn blood before, but I know it’s only her way of demanding more attention in the summer when it’s warm.

@SUGAR_XYLER

6 жыл бұрын

I found a turtle today

Cat: *exists* Tortoise: Are you challenging me?

This made my day. I was so excited today. Sammy, our female cat who loves our tortoise, felt comfortable enough to play with Shelly today. Sammy is our ambush cat. Her favorite game is what we call “Trench Warfare”. She hides in one of her many tunnels and waits for one of the other pets to walk by. Then, she launches herself through the tunnel and attacks. She’s clearly playing when she does it. No claws. At most she’ll boop her “siblings” or mock boop and then run away before getting in position again. She does that with the dog and our male cat. And today she did it with the tortoise too. Shelly also made an attempt at the stairs today. He plopped head first down one step. Then, paced back and forth along the edge stopping to lean over, stretch his neck out and get a good look at the next step. He decided it was too high. Once was enough. Sammy spanked Shelly’s butt. “Of course it’s too high for you stupid! Now get back up here so I can pretend to stalk you!” It’s never dull in this house.

@dragonempress8367

2 жыл бұрын

That's so wholesome! ❤️

@lajoslajos5001

Жыл бұрын

OK. VIVA Earth And Water And Sea Tortoise./Turtle USA./United States of America./UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 2020.-2021.-2022.-2023.🙂🙂🙂

2:35 "This 200 million year old reptile is pleased with your compliance, fluffy heater thingy."

Meowth uses scratch against squritle. It was not very effective.

@acecashman1237

5 жыл бұрын

PaccoLazyGuy that turtle's a Golem lol

@uze4283

3 жыл бұрын

Squirtle used bubble beam The foes meowth fainted

@lucian8428

3 жыл бұрын

Hey fellow Pokémon fam

@thechosengod576

3 жыл бұрын

Team Rocket 🚀

I think the first tortoise they show on here, could easily get the Guinness Book of World Records as fastest tortoise.

@harshalchavan2721

5 жыл бұрын

Hi

@kayceeyoung8480

5 жыл бұрын

The leopard tortoise. Search that up :) they are so fast.

@oudlwared3756

3 жыл бұрын

No it's a wrong idea , tortoise when they was baby and yonger go so fast , i have one run 😁

@alf6259

2 жыл бұрын

Check out turtle on a treadmill.

@lajoslajos5001

Жыл бұрын

OK. VIVA Earth And Water And Sea Tortoise./Turtle USA./United States of America./UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 2020.-2021.-2022.-2023.🙂🙂🙂

Wow I didn’t realize Tortoises were that ambitious!!❤

@Supperdude9

7 ай бұрын

You never heard of Tortoise and the Hare? Where do you think the life lesson of "slow but steady wins" comes from?

@MissCellanious1

6 ай бұрын

Ambitious 🙄😒cant stand adults

You know it's bad, when freaking cats - a specie, that's famous around the internet for making much larger animals run in fear, is scared of it.

Tortoise : You can run but you can't hide, Cat !

@pixelcat29

2 жыл бұрын

1:17 also tortoise

0:05 that is the fastest tortoise I've seen.

I like how at 1:36 the tortoise seemed very close yet hesisant to bite the cats face.

@tungleson7066

Жыл бұрын

I think it can't bite because the cat's nose is too big.

@VideoGuy232

5 ай бұрын

I think the two are friendly, it might’ve been playing at a love bite. If they didn’t like each other, the cat would’ve left and the turtle would’ve gone for the bite when it had multiple chances.

When we see turtles we see this dumpy, fat, cute animal but in nature they are very territorial. That’s exactly what is happening here. They are being territorial with these cats.

@kayceeyoung8480

5 жыл бұрын

Besides the fact that they are not turtles. They are tortoises..

@jdusheck

4 жыл бұрын

And at least some of these are clearly biting the cats if they get a chance.

@lolajohn5973

4 жыл бұрын

​@@kayceeyoung8480 All tortoises are turtles but not all turtles are tortoises. before you look to educate others make sure to educate yourself.

@Lizzbird_

3 жыл бұрын

Why do they need to be territorial, they carry their homes on their backs.

@Wilson-kt8or

3 жыл бұрын

@@lolajohn5973 tortoises aren't turtles because they can't swim

Tortoises can run around for HOURS and not even seem to be phased by it. It's soo cool to see.

Great pets, very hardy and personable. And this is hilarious!

Poor turtle wants friends, the cats are afraid.

@watervisuals8727

6 жыл бұрын

I know😫

@justarandomfan2421

5 жыл бұрын

ikr

@booboobunny5655

4 жыл бұрын

It doesn’t want a friend, they’re being aggressive. Tortoises bite hard and headbutt animals to establish dominance.

@TrueAuthenticSweets

4 жыл бұрын

They are all trying to bite the cats

@purplefurture6960

4 жыл бұрын

BooBooBunny really ? R aggressive ? We always see turtle doesnt do anything all day

Jokes and fun aside, a tortoise of a right size can seriously hurt & damage another animal with it's bite. Everything's fun and jokes until a cat gets injuried or even loses a toe.

@blackbbomberwoman

Жыл бұрын

Cats are meat, too. WE are meat, too, to them * giggles * my turtle will not hesitate to eat me, if he could. LOL

@DieFlabbergast

6 ай бұрын

@@blackbbomberwoman Tortoises are plant-eaters, in case you hadn't noticed.

@democard1199

6 ай бұрын

​​@@DieFlabbergast They're omnivore. Idk where you got that missinfo but don't ever think a tortoise is a vegan.

@blackbbomberwoman

6 ай бұрын

@@DieFlabbergast mine eats meat, only, he is a Scripta Elegans.Some are carnivores o_o

@gayusschwulius8490

6 ай бұрын

​@@DieFlabbergastNot true. Most subspecies are omnivores, some even carnivores.

0:22 that cat was chilling and turtles be starting shit for no damn reason. Then he still was not done with him. Turtles bout that life! Love them! 😂😂😂

That tortoise is definitely A-pack predator.

Lol, turtles must really not like cats😆

@bunkeredgnat5322

6 жыл бұрын

TheNoscopeDoge 6492 XD

@turbo4128

6 жыл бұрын

look at 2:36 the tortoise is trying to escape his prison

@charlottev6689

5 жыл бұрын

@@turbo4128 LMAOO SO EVILLL

@mira55x-planetnalzena15

6 ай бұрын

it's more the fact tortoises can be very territorial towards other animals and not just towards cats either, they may even be territorial towards dogs or even their own care takers

@s3v3n3

5 ай бұрын

@@mira55x-planetnalzena15 Very cool pets to have.

You see all these cats fighting alligators but running away from tortoises

The last one though 😂

This video was basically a real life version of Filburt and Dr. Hutchinson's wedding xD

Turtles are so savage! 😂🐢

My tortoise did this at first but now it's only cuddles. Socialize them young

Wow. The cat can back off to the next county and the little tank just keeps coming.

It's like those horror movies where the killer is incredibly slow but terrifyingly relentless.

Tortoises seem to be the only animal cats back down from 😂

The ending was my favorite part

Wtf is up with the trumpet player?

@elainebmack

6 жыл бұрын

Sounds a bit "accidental".

@Sislqf

5 жыл бұрын

Howdya know it's a trumpet??? (if it is sorry i dont wanna start an arguement)

@whackyjinak4978

4 жыл бұрын

SC09 - Official It’s either a trumpet or coronet, which is basically the same instrument. They have a unique sound and if you’ve ever heard or played them you know.

They're so cute I cannot 😭😭😭

Seems like Turtle is the only animal which cats cannot scare away or just dominate over, unlike all the other animals no matter how big they are, they'd always run away from the cat, but not turtles.

@kawaiionee-chan9557

6 ай бұрын

Cats whole thing is sneaking and scaring or attack up front as well. You can not beat something that attacks up front every time 😂

Cat : leave me alone bro!! Tortoise : no bro give me the 3 dollars you owe me.

toughness: 100 agility: 4 attack: 1 the turtle class' extreme innate defenses make it excellent for tanking damage and harassing enemies, making them reposition, relieving your party of unwanted aggro. They often win battles by outlasting their opponets with their vast amount of toughness, not by inflicting significative damage. Suggested perks: Alligator turtle beak: Enables the skill CHOMP, causing extreme piercing damage to a single enemy. Can only do if enemy is taunted. Reduces defenses by half. Box turtle shell: Double defenses and become immune to debuffs but become unable to move or attack. Alligator turtle shell: Reflect a portion of the damage you take back to the source. This has less defenses than box turtle shell, but allows for extra free damage. Sea turtle form: Superior movement in aquatic areas, but near useless in land.

They are really smart animals *"Tortoises Have Amazing Long-Term Memory and Greatly Underestimated Intelligence."*

The last one was really cute 😄

Music is "interesting". Sounds like popcorn that refuses to pop.. Go trumpet!!

If you look closely, you can see that the first cat is polydactyl.

I heard turtles could really eat, maybe that’s why they were trying to bite that cat. My tortoise once tried to eat my finger when I tried to touch it’s forehead

Damn, Bowser's Fury looks dope.

I’ve never seen such a quick tortoise

That's the cutest thing ever seen. A tortoise beefing with a cat.

I feel sad for the cats

@19TheFallen

7 жыл бұрын

Well, except for the one that actually wanted to play, grabbed it and started kicking it playfully. Oh, and the last one as well...He/She seemed pretty comfortable with the turtle, even going as far as to snuggle with it!

@bunkeredgnat5322

6 жыл бұрын

Whuwaiu Gaming I don't 😂

@minhnguyencamminh4884

6 жыл бұрын

Whuwaiu Gaming .l wan't call and you come with me ok haha

@ambientnoiseaddict

5 жыл бұрын

Why? Those claws are plenty effective against everyone else, making people, dogs and a lot of other animals cower in countless other videos. It's only fair that at least shellbois and their armor have immunity from the clackers.

Once a tortoise bites a cat in the tail, the cat screams

That armour really pays for itself

Turtle power, my right

@justarandomfan2421

4 жыл бұрын

Ljh xD

Let us be happy tortoises not as big as cars...😂

Love the music!

@Starman256

5 ай бұрын

Powerhouse

Tortoises vs. cats 8:2 ! No one can stop these little groundfloor tanks!

This made me smile!!! 😉

7 years later, I get Turtles Chasing Cats. W 🏆 😁

turtles in a half shell turtle power 😛

"Why is this rock chasing me?" -Cat

LOL, I think those cats are saying WTH! Hy-larious!

@jhonatansotoivarrola1184

7 жыл бұрын

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@brobinson3265

7 жыл бұрын

ST. JOHN THE DIVINE - Topic LOL, you're probably right 😂

@SUGAR_XYLER

6 жыл бұрын

Freaked my cat out

There's no hesitance in tortoises, there's no doubt. Literal tanks.

It's no longer rabbit vs. tortoise but cat vs. tortoise.

the ones at the last look very cute awww

They looking for warm blooded embrace.

hillarious + great music :)

1:26 that is a whole lot of kitty😂😂😂😂

Just loved the videos, I have uploaded some of my Tortoise and the cat, he always makes me laugh .I am new at this if you have any tips or advice it would be much appreciated. thank you.

"if the cat takes my space, I take the cat's face."

That first turtle had some serious beef with that cat cuz I ain't never seen a turtle move that fast

The music on this is perfect. 😄🐢🐈‍⬛❤️

I never seen a tortoises run that fast

Omg this is so funny!!!

Turtles: why are you running?

Mr tortoise don’t want peace he is looking for problems always 😂

Cats just don't know how to deal with an opponent that doesn't move fast or run away.

Lol that turtle at the end said “yus I like this furry terrain, is very nice”

The tortoise wants to be friends ❤

i never knew these reptiles were so aggressive and territorial..

Wonderful. Thank you for sharing that.

Those tortoises woke up and chose voilence.

This is how a fight between me and Vedal would go

well now i know when i get my tortoise that that cats dont stand a chance lol

That tortoise is nothing but a bully! LOL

The last clip ❤❤

"MOM! THIS ROCK IS MOVING!"

2:36 lol same like mine two. they allways try climbing on something to break out XD

Climbing, one of the things that cats are best at, and the one thing that they can do to defeat the tortoise, is the last thing they think of. Lol.

Who could have possibly thought. Out of ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL the animals in the animal kingdom…

Cat: Don't make me go Mario on you!

tortoise and the hairball. seems like the tortoise is pretty onery

Everybody gangsta Till the tortoise fucking rushes towards the cat

This was so funny

cats have such a hard time with these tortle

@turtlevscat9150

6 жыл бұрын

Djalal khanchali we have a channel

they're a bit bitey, those tortoises!

Tortoise: puny feline mortal can’t hurt me

Tortoise a menace!!!!

They are fast enough to give you no rest and stubborn enough to keep coming and coming and coming and coming...

Turtles have such a hard on for cats

@flirpp2274

4 жыл бұрын

Georgi M I hate this comment so much thank you

@juliogonzo2718

4 жыл бұрын

@@flirpp2274 I thought it was funny!

Were they reviewed by Ozzie man ? Lovely.

They're just keeping Splinter safe.