Took Fast and the Furious 6-7 movies to do what Torque did in one. Going from regular people to people with super powers.

@Alex_v_Mizu

5 ай бұрын

Yeah but that's why we don't Even have Torque 2. Maybe if they, it back 20% we might be watching/talking about Torque 6. They jump the shark in the first movie!....

Torque is like the illegitimate son of Fast & Furious and Biker Boys.

@stevenbryant8160

3 жыл бұрын

Fax

@thickbrownlegs1859

3 жыл бұрын

#FACTS!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@maymay5600

3 жыл бұрын

bro, i watched the shit out of this on local tv like any other when it comes on man!

@jojoadeyemi8239

3 жыл бұрын

Oh man. Remember Biker Boys? 🤢

@dirgramsey6132

3 жыл бұрын

It’s more entertaining than biker boyz. BB was too dramatic over a bs story!

Whew, that movie footage is AGGRESSIVELY 2000s.

I’m surprised that Ice Cube isn’t in the F&F franchise at this point.

@slicktom300

3 жыл бұрын

Torque will merge with F and F soon

@dsealy9124

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, don't you dare wish Ice Cube on us.

@sportfuryman

3 жыл бұрын

Hes too old. They tried to make him an action hero in triple x 2....didn't work

@AzLolFun

3 жыл бұрын

@@sportfuryman age aint got nothing to do with it cuz he and Jason Statham are around the same age. Cube just aint good at action lol

@ThinkPIONEERing

3 жыл бұрын

Neither is Jamie Pressly... I'd say we dodged at least 2 bullets....

"They told me to make fast and furious , I wanted to parody it" Torque director Joseph Kahn

@DinmaBeats

3 жыл бұрын

Did he really said that?? 😭😭😭

@marcelgardner8497

3 жыл бұрын

@@DinmaBeats bombreport.com/yearly-breakdowns/2004-2/torque/

This whole movie is an arcade racing game cranked on cocaine.

Billy laughing is the highlight of these bad movie reviews

@michaelotis223

3 жыл бұрын

He's why we came here!!

@josephwilliams9209

3 жыл бұрын

IKR. When he starts that gut busting laughing, I’m doing the same. 🤣🤣

@andim.8788

3 жыл бұрын

He is why we are here

@reikun86

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t wait for the Mortal Kombat review. 😁

@sholape

3 жыл бұрын

Lol cackling to the brink of insanity

"Meow"-Cat, Torque (2004)

@rommix0

Жыл бұрын

Funniest of all that's a stock sound effect of a cat.

This dynamic is solid gold. You have Corey who is excitable like a kid who has just seen something outside and is trying to explain it to his parents. You have Martin who is like that uncle with the dry sense of humour who has had a couple of drinks and gives zero f**ks. And then you have Billy, who hasn’t seen the movie and is providing first time reactions with the best laugh in the business

@jeffphillips1832

3 жыл бұрын

You got it.

@Samdaman131

3 жыл бұрын

This is by FAR my favorite episode of the bad movie reviews. Their entire discussion about the coked out cameraman jumping between guys talking so fast that it's like a hyperactive anime nearly made me piss my pants at work. I come back to this one every week now.

@DatBoyQ305

3 жыл бұрын

@@Samdaman131 lol this was my fave too, until they dropped Battlefield Earth 😂😂

@gdoza1393

2 жыл бұрын

I want Billy to laugh at my wedding

@lenindominguez1986

Жыл бұрын

​@@gdoza1393I want his laugh as my ringtone

You should review “xXx: State of the Union” where Ice Cube does the angriest James Bond impression

@emanuelespinoza9325

3 жыл бұрын

Oh man, I am looking forward to them talking about that. I enjoy the movie, but I also acknowledge a lot of the problems.

@michaelsinger4638

3 жыл бұрын

I had Willem DaFoe as the villain. That alone makes it just a bit cooler.

@delc4387

3 жыл бұрын

@@emanuelespinoza9325 Biggest irony was it had an actual Bond director behind it, he made “Die Another Day” right before xXx 2

@cnohrnospkno

3 жыл бұрын

Why was Cube trailing Diesel's footsteps😆

@JamesASharp

3 жыл бұрын

And XXX: The Return of Xander Cage.

It is weird that motorcycles have never been featured in the F&F franchise. Looking at Torque, it would seem they’d fit right in. They could have a scene where a bunch of bikes go “Voltron” and and form a turbo tank. A turbo tank that serves as the prototype for what Torretto’s crew will later use to fly into space.

@AzLolFun

3 жыл бұрын

Y'know i was thinking the same

@tylongkicks8821

3 жыл бұрын

That will be in Fast and Furious 10

@wills242

2 жыл бұрын

Checks out

@SamnissArandeen

Жыл бұрын

Go back in time and fuck with dinosaurs, the best vehicles for this of course would be ADV bikes. BMW R1250GS, HD Pan America, Kawasaki Versys among others

Billy’s laugh sustains me

@lukang4544

2 жыл бұрын

And Martin’s high cackle 😂

You NEVER go Full Torque!!!

@andim.8788

3 жыл бұрын

U saw torque 2001 went full torque went home empty handed

@tonismyth5893

3 жыл бұрын

You know how the academy feels about.

Vote for Half Past Dead. It’s Steven Segal, Ja Rule and Kurupt

@NerdorDieNews

3 жыл бұрын

OMG is that the movie where he jumps out the window and they show 3 jump cuts to show it lol

@Themoushtaceleague96

3 жыл бұрын

@@NerdorDieNews and Ja Rule flies 50 feet back after being hit by a power ranger and that ending...

@cocolime6496

3 жыл бұрын

that sounds magical

@CinemaSnob999

3 жыл бұрын

The Ja Rule dummy toss from the car and then him getting up 2 seconds later like it was nothing 🤣

@Themoushtaceleague96

3 жыл бұрын

@@CinemaSnob999 and the prison entrance scene where he fights those guards and it’s the same thing 5 minutes later

The soundtrack though....was BOMB!

@jamesdman7193

3 жыл бұрын

That's true!!

@michaelotis223

3 жыл бұрын

I too miss nu metal!!

@arturomireles3679

3 жыл бұрын

love u toast

@actionscott8033

3 жыл бұрын

LEAN LOW!!!!!!!

@tonismyth5893

3 жыл бұрын

Chop chop

14:35 to 15:13 is GOLD Billy content

This is crazier than a Micheal Bay movie.

@JamesASharp

3 жыл бұрын

Yep. You're right.

When Martin Did The Cube Stare I Lost My Mind 😂

The whole bus driver thing could be a glitch in the Matrix! 😂😂

The bus driver turned into Action Bronson

I remember when Ice Cube was on 106&Park to promote this movie. He said basically it’s one big cartoon. 🤣🤣

@tylongkicks8821

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@giovanahc

4 ай бұрын

​@@tylongkicks8821haha lol

Remember that Simpsons episode where Homer and the leader of the Hell’s Satans have a sword fight with their motorcycles? That’s this movie

@Smokey1419

3 жыл бұрын

At least that one had John Goodman and Henry Winkler, haha

@b1mw93

3 жыл бұрын

Classic.

@novadselir1068

3 жыл бұрын

You're right though

@lenindominguez1986

Жыл бұрын

I Do Remember That 😂

Billy laughing at people doing motorcycle stunts is nothing short of hilarious!

@kitwalters5949

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the other guy is okay but Billy just makes the show much more funnier

@reikun86

3 жыл бұрын

I am waiting, waiting for them to review Mortal Kombat. Mechad (Jax) is his twin brother.

@SirJosephPesci

3 жыл бұрын

Billy is the man

I came for Billy's laugh 😂🤣😂

@ChrisWolfe111

3 жыл бұрын

We all do.

@kendrickdinger

3 жыл бұрын

Same😂

That damn bike fight.😂😂😂😂

"Alright, that's 3." Crom laughs like Billy

The damn key joke almost made me spit my coffee out.

Oh my god that bus driver scene 👌🤣🤣

I will now never be able to see Ice Cube. Without thinking about resting cube face.

Holy shit, this really is an anime! Half expected one of them to turn Super Saiyan in the finale!

This movie seems to out Michael bay , Michael bay

You’re right. Why wasn’t the director called to direct Akira?

Torque is one of the best examples of a great idea poorly executed. This deserves a second try.

I mentally checked out at the end of the movie. They are riding the special motor bike that goes 300mph (miles per hour). I saw a showcase/documentary about one of the fastest motorcycles on the planet. The dummies kept falling off around 300mph. It's literally inhumanely possible to ride a motorbike at that speed. Edit: To be clear, the bike in the showcase/documentary is NOT the same bike in the movie.

@SamnissArandeen

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you'd have to be Quadzilla in order to hold onto the bike going that fast.

Holy crap, this movie, you thought Speed racer 2008 was that crazy.

This is solid gold, everything that’s amazing about Double Toasted is in this video. There’s no point in making time stamps for the best parts, this whole review is funny.

That anime bit was hillarious.

They need a shirt that just a picture of Billy laughing hilariously and a tag line that just say geeeeeeeeeee

@albertrichards7387

3 жыл бұрын

Not all superheroes wear capes but damn that comment made my day I would pay for that foreal

@sharonspears-mandeville2369

3 жыл бұрын

I'd buy that for a dollar! I can imagine it now- Pop art,Billy's laughing face..all in that Obama- "yes we can" poster/pop art style...Fantastic!

"TORQUE" & "Biker Boyz" were the "Fast in Furious" for bike riders! :)

Technically speaking *_Biker Boyz_* is _"the fast and furious... on MOTORCYCLES"_ but I think that was even worse than this movie. If the "better than the fast and the furious" tagline on the poster is to be taken as fact

@gas33z

3 жыл бұрын

idk, biker boys at least had a decent storyline. Torque was just pure nonsense

@channelZER01

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah biker Boyz was much better than this lol that was the real fnf successor

@emanuelespinoza9325

3 жыл бұрын

@@channelZER01 I beg to differ. Biker Boyz definitely was not like the trailers/TV spots made it out to be. I get that it was more of a drama with family stuff going on, but the execution didn't work in some areas, like the revelation of Laurence Fishburne being Derek Luke's father.

@Bigedub101

Жыл бұрын

Yea there was basically almost a drama

This movie is like if Michael Bay and an anime gave birth to a crack baby

@lenindominguez1986

Жыл бұрын

Exactly 😂😂😂

The end warp speed race is beyond bad. xD

that helicopter jet engine bike exists and yes it does go fast, eventually. Because its a jet engine, it's just thrust pushing you forward. Jay Leno showcased it on his garage one time

If Billy is in a video losing his shit...best believe you got my view because he be having me dyin lmao!!!

COME ON NOW!!!! DT...I been begging y'all for years to review XXX: State of the Union

They wanted to be fast and furious so badly that Chupa from Blade 2 crossed over both of these movies 😂😂

@xxxentbrandonredhoodrobins7606

Жыл бұрын

Riiiiiiight when I first watch Torque back in the day and I said “oh look It’s Chupa from The Fast and The Furious And Blade 2 Movies” 😂😂😂😂😂

I like how this gradually turned into my favorite bad movie review show

I feel like this and the Italian job came out 10 years too early lol.

@daniej125

3 жыл бұрын

I love both of these movies! 😂

@SmileyAdventures

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO!!!

Better question is if they ride nothing but sport bikes how did they get the grill out to the desert?

@markmathisen3908

4 ай бұрын

I just naturally assumed that they carried it in a basket on the front of the bike. You know, right next to the brrrring-brrring bell. 😂

Wouldn't have known a movie crazy af like this existed w/o the Bad Movie Reviews lol When theaters go back to normal hope y'all can still do more of these. Also Billy's laugh 11/10

@Gideon13397

3 жыл бұрын

Billy seriously needs to compete with Rich Evans from Redlettermedia.

@reikun86

3 жыл бұрын

I’m remember the trailer for this movie. Post Fast and the Furious, these high octane movies were cropping everywhere.

@Magnegro

3 жыл бұрын

Trust, seeing this in theaters was the FUNNIEST shit. My friends and I knew it'd be bad but we were absolutely not prepared for the fuckfire of a finale. I had the worst headache after due to laughing so hard.

The Fast and The Furious, but with bikes. P.S. The main guy in this movie looks like Adam Cole.

@SmrtPhonRtistCF

3 жыл бұрын

I think that the Biker Boyz as well.

@manticorephoenix

3 жыл бұрын

Biker Boyz and Torque were lambasted as being ridiculous ripoffs at the time, and while those critics were absolutely right, it just seems nitpicky in the face of Bay and modern Furious films

@luistorres6956

3 жыл бұрын

@@manticorephoenix bay movies are garbage thou

@ninjaeddy1717

3 жыл бұрын

@@manticorephoenix They were ahead of their time.

@emanuelespinoza9325

3 жыл бұрын

@@SmrtPhonRtistCF Except Biker Boyz tried to be a serious drama.

Fast & Furious, but if it was BAD bad

@tylongkicks8821

3 жыл бұрын

Shit Fast and Furious is just as bad now. Jumping cars thru skyscrapers, fighting tanks and submarines on the ice, and now flying cars thru the air and into space.

LMAO the chase scene🤣 But that happens in most movies, in a chase seen no matter how effectively someone shakes the the chaser, somehow the chaser always finds a way to miraculously right behind them again.

This movie is ahead of it's time. This is what the fast and furious franchise will become.

@tylongkicks8821

3 жыл бұрын

What it has become

23:36 Remember kids: "The gang that pisses together, stays together! "

Something is really funny about the dude who is the protagonist of Torque now being in some romantic drama where he's harassed by a weed farm biker club as he runs a veteran's bar. He should be in Fast and Furious 11 or whatever to fight for SPEED AND ANGER SUPREMACY.

Lmfao omg I forgot the bike-fu scene 💀

So Torque and biker boyz are different movies 😁😁😁

@b1mw93

3 жыл бұрын

I couldn't tell.

Ya"ll gotta do Biker Boyz after this.

I want a sitcom where the whole studio audience laughs like Billy.

Another movie I loved as a kid y’all shitting on. 😂😭😂😭 this was bad lmao nothing from the movie stands out to me in my 30’s. Just ice cube on a motorcycle

@maymay5600

3 жыл бұрын

lol, bro me too, my childhood right here!

@bigpoppa3999

3 жыл бұрын

Yep Its only a matter of time before they do biker boyz next. Loved that movie too.

@BlazingOwnager

3 жыл бұрын

All my friends found this movie absolutely hysterical when it was released. It's one of those great bad movies that's not boring, it's just batshit.

33:45 Kaneda and his bike would be so proud.

23:40 I was done 😭😭🤣 That was golden!

"I haven't had my medication! I keep TELLIN' you I need it!" My gut hurts 😂😂😂

@sholape

3 жыл бұрын

😩😂😂

I remember seeing this in theaters and my friends and I were belly laughing during the climax. Easily one of the funniest movies I've ever seen

This movie was a great example of all style, no substance. And that is a great commentary on this generation.

@tylongkicks8821

3 жыл бұрын

Which is what the Fast and Furious movies are about

The peeing one got me though 😆 💀 it’s so dumb

Billy's is a double toast. First you laugh at his laugh. Then laugh at the fact your laughing at his laugh lolol.

@SegaGentleman

3 жыл бұрын

Spot on! I thought I would miss Gertz The other korey and tommy, but this dude came in and grew on me. Him and Korey work well as the silly side. He even makes Martin laugh too

How do you guys not have more subscribers? The channel deserves more 🤙🏼

Martin said Fast and Furious didn't lose its mind. In 2 Fast 2 Furious they killed a boat with a CAR! Dukes of Hazard style. LOLOL

@tylongkicks8821

3 жыл бұрын

Fast and Furious 8 cars fighting against a Submarine they have went bat shit crazy

This movie would have been better with Vin diesel coming in calling everyone bro bro

0:26 The bus driver looks like Sami Zayn.

Wondered if they would ever review this for bad movies. I remember watching this at the dollar theater on 50¢ Tuesday crying from laughter at the high speed bike chase/fighting scenes 😅

Respect for Martin for knowing The Good Doctor! Great show

Funny how they didnt even talk about the actual Plot LOL!

@Gideon13397

3 жыл бұрын

What plot? There is no plot. Much like how there isn't any goddamn plot in any of the new Fast and Furious films.

@andim.8788

3 жыл бұрын

What plot there is a plot here

@reikun86

3 жыл бұрын

Haha plot 🤣

Thank you for unlocking repressed memories of childhood from within my brain. Namely, watching a crappy Fast-and-Furious-but-on-motorbikes movie that I'd *genuinely* forgotten even existed.

The main dude literally quotes a line from The Fast and the Furious. He says "I live my life a quarter-mile at a time". That's because a producer of The Fast and the Furious actually worked on this.

The 2 best things about this movie was Monster Magnet and Static-X were on the Soundtrack 😂

Damn I remember actually really liking this movie in middle school.... oh god the cringe 🤣 also Corey’s face at 17:52 really should be the channel’s thumbnail lol

The actor Martin plays a Character named Corey 🤔.... DT was made to review this Lololol

Not to sound racist or anything but if the main character was Asian this movie would have felt like an anime by 50%.

This has some of the worst exposition dialogue I’ve ever heard in a movie.

@andim.8788

3 жыл бұрын

There is dialogue here

I love this channel so much and this movie is my guilty pleasure

@johnrife7134

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing to feel guilty about brother.

@keithn9253

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnrife7134 true words I'm not ashamed because I try to show all my friends this movie

@stevenbryant8160

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Its awesome how one persons joy (Billy's laugh) brings the rest of us joy.

Here's a list of more movies Korey , Martin & Billy can roast on either bad or good lol. 1.Dragonball Evolution 2.Street Fighter (1994) 3.Food Fight 4.Baby Boy 5.Kangaroo Jack.

@michaelstrong5383

3 жыл бұрын

Billy's reaction to Food Fight would be amazing. 😂

@Smokey1419

3 жыл бұрын

I vote Food Fight, but your number 1 is just blank. I don't see a movie name and i refuse to acknowledge its existence.

@F.Hakeem89

3 жыл бұрын

@@Smokey1419 I know I just want to see Billy's Reaction to it lol.

@cam62cam811

3 жыл бұрын

If they do KJ, Korey might break from seeing Christopher Walken as a kangaroo .

Martin being sensitive to the N word with Korey being more liberal with it. Always take me back to listening to radio and people clashing over it.

i liked the film as cheesy as it is, it was cool at the time for me its just a film to look back on overall i enjoyed the film

These guys deserve 10 times more subscribers minimum.

I wonder what would've happened if DMX and Ruff Ryders were part of the movie Torque.

@tylongkicks8821

3 жыл бұрын

It would have done better and would have gotten a sequel most likely

Ok being perfectly honest, this looks so insane I need to give it a watch lol and I know it's crazy but... I can see it being a kick-ass anime series, IF they took the time to iron out the characters and story, make the dialogue less awful, and hire some legitimate voice acting talents. The action is insane and despite being really chaotic and poorly edited (I'd suggest working on that too) so nothing really major in terms of action to change there. Honestly some tweaking and it could POTENTIALLY work as at least a decent anime series.

43:27-43:29 this part just made my fire alarms go off , literally just now!!! XD

This is one of my favorite bad movies of all time. It's so enjoyably over the top and hilarious, I love it.

14:48 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That laugh tho.......

I vaguely remember this movie. I remember ice cube and Morpheus himself Mr. Laurence Fishburne that’s about it 🤣🤣🤣. Billy is here this is going to be JUICY!!!

@cam62cam811

3 жыл бұрын

& crazy seeing Fredro Starr in it & he gets murked .

@thickbrownlegs1859

3 жыл бұрын

@@cam62cam811 oh shoots I totally forgot he was in this movie. Onyx was the joint. I even forgot Jaime Pressly was in this as well. I forgot this movie existed sorry to say 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🙄🙄🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

@jjserrano8806

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure the Morpheus guy was in the Biker Boyz movie. Unless he was in this one too. Its been awhile since ive seen it.

@thickbrownlegs1859

3 жыл бұрын

@@jjserrano8806 You are totally correct. I realize that when I read another comment about Biker Boyz 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I was like oh shit 2 different movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Not gonna lie, that camera angles on 33:43 is freaking nicely done. I am really digging it.

@lenindominguez1986

Жыл бұрын

Me too

Childhood guilty pleasure...and years later Martin helps me notice Dr. Park from The Good Doctor 😂😂

14:47 omg. I am laughing right now like billy in a empty mall LMAO!!!!

Billy's laugh is the best thing ever lmao

This was one of my favorite feel good pointless movies back in the day, but I also associated with it specifically because of the motorcycles since I ride.

37 minutes and 53 seconds into this roast makes it all worth while! 🤣