Top Ten Things Never Before Said By A "Star Wars" Character | Letterman
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May the Fourth Be With You.
(From "Late Show," air date: 5/16/05)
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That's some PRODUCTION VALUE, baby!
I can never hear the Star Wars theme song without thinking about Bill Murrays lyrical take on it.
@maxducoudray
2 жыл бұрын
You are a man of culture.
@michaelmcdonald8452
2 жыл бұрын
And Paul was in that skit! I forgot all about that!
@mem1701movies
2 жыл бұрын
If they should bar wars...
@carolinewayner5766
2 жыл бұрын
Yup
@mem1701movies
2 жыл бұрын
The
"I got that on me!" There's no such thing as too much Paul Shaffer.
@keiffers5
2 ай бұрын
Well now we know why he was with the Worlds Most Dangerous Band 🤣🤣
I bet that ice machine had the time of its life with R2-D2! 😘
@abeautifuldayful
2 жыл бұрын
Hope it didn't give it the old cold shoulder...
@larrypowers2515
Жыл бұрын
I heard he used the following pickup line: "Damn girl, you R2 fine, and if you're lucky, I'll give you the D2!"
@mikemickypeterdavy
Жыл бұрын
That explains BB-8
May the 4th be with you, Dave!
I also remember "Top Ten Bad Things About Owning A Timeshare With Darth Vader". That was also really funny.
@HariSeldon913
9 ай бұрын
Haven't seen it, but I would expect: "I have altered the maintenance fees. Pray I do not alter them further."
“That’ll hold you for a while, Gertrude”
@MichaelTScott-wb4di
2 жыл бұрын
"I wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock."
The flute is a great addition to the theme.
@Big_K_316
4 ай бұрын
they probably added that on KZread here so they don't have to pay the insane musical rights fees
May the farce be with you. 🖖
At the time, it was so exciting seeing these official costumes and approved voices because Lucas was promoting the movie. Usually you would get staff in cheesy Halloween cosplay or worse yet, Times Square costumed people😂
@RyanConnell5150
Жыл бұрын
-C-3PO wasn't Anthony Daniels' voice and he's the only one to ever voice 3PO in Star Wars Films, shows and video games. -Jango wasn't Temuera Morrison's voice -Darth Maul wasn't correct either -Imperial Guards have never talked - Darth Vader wasn't James Earl Jones
@ObsidianXXX
Жыл бұрын
@@RyanConnell5150 hasn't slept with a woman.
@wizardsuth
Жыл бұрын
_The 501st Legion_ and _The Rebel Legion_ make very authentic-looking costumes.
@clxmasisland6724
Жыл бұрын
@@RyanConnell5150 FALSE.
@tvviewer4500
Жыл бұрын
Yeah and the excitement has just dissipated
I was hoping for "Damn. Those storm troopers are great marksmen!"
I love Vlasik Kosher pickles, but they can be damned hard to open.
Paul in there with the disco version
@strongsmarthappy5970
2 жыл бұрын
Right ! Paul is a great musician and side kick !
R2D2’s was hilarious
Best Top Ten! 😂
God I miss this show
Thanks for leaving the walk-in music in!
"Star Wars ... nothin' but ... Bar Wars ..."
@chasbodaniels1744
Жыл бұрын
That Bill Murray sketch was a long, long time ago and far, far away.
@plaws0
Жыл бұрын
@@chasbodaniels1744 Yes, but it was good. So very, very good.
That funky late night version of the star wars music is amazing
@Attmay
8 ай бұрын
There actually was a “Star Wars Disco” album put out by Meco in the late 1970s. This is a surprisingly good replication of that. They also did *The Wizard of Oz.*
Sometimes even the Force can't get a jar of Vlasic pickles open!
Brilliant (and timely) thanks Team Letterman.
I miss this show so much.
3:05 the Imperial guard's voice lol
Paul's reaction at 0:20 is awesome.
R2's joke was the best!
@nicholasfarrell5981
Жыл бұрын
Joke? Pretty sure he was just bragging.
I miss Dave and the show. It was a large part of my life beginning in the 80's until it ended. A Classic Show.
@ericwright1840
5 ай бұрын
Now me2.
Hysterically hilarious!!!
When you can't open a jar of something, I think it would be cool if people exclaimed " Oh pickles!". Please help me get this off the ground, I really want to make this a thing. Thank you for your anticipated cooperation
"I got that on me."
We miss you David
I wanted to see Luke ask if you want fries with that?
@Donleecartoons
9 ай бұрын
In his Joker voice.
Interesting comment about “Everyone Loves Raymond” ending. CBS was just about to start “How I Met Your Mother” and “Big Bang Theory”.
@Attmay
8 ай бұрын
Aka *That Show Bob Barker Did a Guest Shot on* and *That Show Bob Newhart Did A Guest Shot On.*
that flute though
Attack of the Blinth has a better ending than The Rise of Skywalker.
@mikemickypeterdavy
Жыл бұрын
Rey. Rey what? Rey Blinth
Vader has a very particular set of skills.
2:25 Darth Maul is a gay fish, confirmed Legends.
0:12 Revenge of the Sith, Dave
This was so awesome to see. I remember that night. Thanks Dave and may the Force Be With You! Miss the show more then you will ever know. Watched the first one. Watched the last one. And all with NBC and then CBS. You are a National Teasure Dave
I was on that David Letterman show. Only. I was in costume. Lol.
Attack of the Blinth is easily the best of the prequel trilogy.
How did they do this without Bill Murray?
@Attmay
8 ай бұрын
Like practically every episode of SNL since 1980?
@seanwebb605
8 ай бұрын
@@Attmay Sorry if you don't get the reference.
Number 11: “I wish I was a Disney character.”
love dave
"Luke, I am your father."
“I got that on me!”
Such nostalgia!
"These Ewoks look sexy!"
Pretty funny and great costumes. You don't get those at Walmart.
I didn't realise the imperial guards talked....
i didn't know the Imperial guard talks
Was Mork and Mindy In that movie?
@3dv4tt
2 жыл бұрын
Shazbot!
Here's a good one. Luke Skywalker: Leave it to me. I have experience in blowing large balls. I just need to find a large crack with a hole I can shoot into.
That's entertainment
😂😂😂 0:25
Ahh before the Disney invasion😢
Star War at that time grossed 17 billion dollars. How much did “critically acclaimed “On Golden Pond” etal make?
I didn’t know that Jeff Bezos was in this
As usual R2 is the badass
🤣🤣
So we now know, that Darth Vader is Jewish
Number 1 Velcro....Daves.Velcro suit..
Blinth
Disney needs to put a Blinth character in one of the shows as an Easter Egg.
😄🖖
That sketch cost $472,000
The ice machine was one of the few staff members that Dave didn’t…
@Attmay
8 ай бұрын
I heard some of the crew members call the ice machine “Merrill Markoe” behind Dave’s back.
I think what c 3po said might've had something to do with "the decision"
@JKTube
Ай бұрын
+@jonblankenship5908: No. This was 2005. LeBron James jumped to the Miami Heat in 2010.
Paul Schaefer, the pride of Canada ♥️ 🤍 🍁 🤍 ♥️
@Attmay
8 ай бұрын
He left the country so they wouldn’t cast him as Anne of Green Gables in the 1980s miniseries.
@DizzyDez613
8 ай бұрын
@@Attmay Good decision if you ask me
😎
Since the ewoks, R2D2, Chewbacca, and Tuskens are never fully translated, they could've said those things and no one knows.
@NoOne-kr4jc
Жыл бұрын
Chewy: this Jodie Foster lookalike is eyeing his sister!!
attack of the blinth
Oh, dear.
Liked the crack about the jar of pickles. Had not known that the Star Wars franchise (up to that point) had earned some $17 billion. Explains Disney, don't it?
@Attmay
8 ай бұрын
Now it’s worth about a 10th of that thanks to them.
Don't give Disney any ideas…
Revenge of The Sith
What’s everybody loves Raymond?
@Attmay
8 ай бұрын
An ironic statement, like *Good Times.*
I usually love the top 10s, but those fell flat. 😞
And now so many years later, seeing the sellout Lucas has done with letting so much be made... the rich get richer.. may the fourth be with us all..
Star Wars. at least the ''Rocky'' franchise knew when to quit
@Paulafan5
2 жыл бұрын
What do you mean quit? They're still making sequels!!! Creed 2 is basically Rocky VIII.
@jedijones
2 жыл бұрын
@@Paulafan5 A new Creed comes out this year.
I don't think that's James Earl Jones doing Vader for this, but he did do his own Top Ten List: kzread.info/dash/bejne/mKB6u9micbjWoZs.html
Dave looked so bored. He was phoning it in by this stage.
@Attmay
8 ай бұрын
He sounds like my grandfather trying to understand what social media was right before he died.
I'd rather watch "Attack of the Blinth." "Revenge of the Sith" was too emotionally dark.
9m
Glad this wasn’t the first Top 10 list. What a dud.
"Top 10 ways Kathleen Kennedy has tried to and succeeded in destroying Star Wars." "#10...."
Thank you for reminding me that the Letterman Show humor never worked for me. Only one or two of those lines were even remotely funny. Also never said by Princess Leia: "Play it again, R2 ..."
One of those was mildly funny. I remembered Letterman being funny.
Outside of Paul's billions-filled-pockets this was the only funny joke in the bit 2:03
Not very funny!
Not the best Top Ten List(In my opinion).
Can it Paul for the love of God
Mm, this one disappoints.
I'm so sick of star wars and I've never seen any of the movies.
Agonizingly unfunny.
That was lame.
Zzzzzzzz. Big swing and a miss.
Letterman was never really that funny to me....and this is one of the reasons why. He always thought he was funny....lol
This must be the least amusing top 10 I've ever heard.
that was the most stupid top ten list in Letterman's history. Just like all the movies.
⚠️ Letterman USED TO be funny…. Then he became a voice for the Lefty DemonCrats. Let’s Go Brandon