Top Ten Things Never Before Said By A "Star Wars" Character | Letterman

Ойын-сауық

May the Fourth Be With You.
(From "Late Show," air date: 5/16/05)
#StarWars #TopTen #Letterman
Subscribe to Letterman: bit.ly/3GeOIAg
Follow Letterman on Social:
Facebook: / davidletterman
Instagram: / letterman
Twitter: / letterman
Welcome to the Letterman KZread Channel, home to all your favorite clips from Late Night and Late Show - as well as conversations with the writers, producers and performers who helped make it all happen. These highlights have been artisanly-produced, carefully-curated, and chosen completely at random by an old computer that used to pick numbers for the New York Lotto back in the 90’s.

Пікірлер: 152

  • @ownpetard8379
    @ownpetard83792 жыл бұрын

    That's some PRODUCTION VALUE, baby!

  • @SaintMartins
    @SaintMartins2 жыл бұрын

    I can never hear the Star Wars theme song without thinking about Bill Murrays lyrical take on it.

  • @maxducoudray

    @maxducoudray

    2 жыл бұрын

    You are a man of culture.

  • @michaelmcdonald8452

    @michaelmcdonald8452

    2 жыл бұрын

    And Paul was in that skit! I forgot all about that!

  • @mem1701movies

    @mem1701movies

    2 жыл бұрын

    If they should bar wars...

  • @carolinewayner5766

    @carolinewayner5766

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yup

  • @mem1701movies

    @mem1701movies

    2 жыл бұрын

    The

  • @GeoffNelson
    @GeoffNelson Жыл бұрын

    "I got that on me!" There's no such thing as too much Paul Shaffer.

  • @keiffers5

    @keiffers5

    2 ай бұрын

    Well now we know why he was with the Worlds Most Dangerous Band 🤣🤣

  • @Drew_D
    @Drew_D2 жыл бұрын

    I bet that ice machine had the time of its life with R2-D2! 😘

  • @abeautifuldayful

    @abeautifuldayful

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hope it didn't give it the old cold shoulder...

  • @larrypowers2515

    @larrypowers2515

    Жыл бұрын

    I heard he used the following pickup line: "Damn girl, you R2 fine, and if you're lucky, I'll give you the D2!"

  • @mikemickypeterdavy

    @mikemickypeterdavy

    Жыл бұрын

    That explains BB-8

  • @bRichgray
    @bRichgray2 жыл бұрын

    May the 4th be with you, Dave!

  • @john.m.shukites
    @john.m.shukites2 жыл бұрын

    I also remember "Top Ten Bad Things About Owning A Timeshare With Darth Vader". That was also really funny.

  • @HariSeldon913

    @HariSeldon913

    9 ай бұрын

    Haven't seen it, but I would expect: "I have altered the maintenance fees. Pray I do not alter them further."

  • @richardclock5957
    @richardclock59572 жыл бұрын

    “That’ll hold you for a while, Gertrude”

  • @MichaelTScott-wb4di

    @MichaelTScott-wb4di

    2 жыл бұрын

    "I wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock."

  • @ylette
    @ylette2 жыл бұрын

    The flute is a great addition to the theme.

  • @Big_K_316

    @Big_K_316

    4 ай бұрын

    they probably added that on KZread here so they don't have to pay the insane musical rights fees

  • @mibeatleman6767
    @mibeatleman67672 жыл бұрын

    May the farce be with you. 🖖

  • @ObsidianXXX
    @ObsidianXXX2 жыл бұрын

    At the time, it was so exciting seeing these official costumes and approved voices because Lucas was promoting the movie. Usually you would get staff in cheesy Halloween cosplay or worse yet, Times Square costumed people😂

  • @RyanConnell5150

    @RyanConnell5150

    Жыл бұрын

    -C-3PO wasn't Anthony Daniels' voice and he's the only one to ever voice 3PO in Star Wars Films, shows and video games. -Jango wasn't Temuera Morrison's voice -Darth Maul wasn't correct either -Imperial Guards have never talked - Darth Vader wasn't James Earl Jones

  • @ObsidianXXX

    @ObsidianXXX

    Жыл бұрын

    @@RyanConnell5150 hasn't slept with a woman.

  • @wizardsuth

    @wizardsuth

    Жыл бұрын

    _The 501st Legion_ and _The Rebel Legion_ make very authentic-looking costumes.

  • @clxmasisland6724

    @clxmasisland6724

    Жыл бұрын

    @@RyanConnell5150 FALSE.

  • @tvviewer4500

    @tvviewer4500

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah and the excitement has just dissipated

  • @kevincameron845
    @kevincameron8452 жыл бұрын

    I was hoping for "Damn. Those storm troopers are great marksmen!"

  • @JiveDadson
    @JiveDadson2 жыл бұрын

    I love Vlasik Kosher pickles, but they can be damned hard to open.

  • @gersonkphone
    @gersonkphone2 жыл бұрын

    Paul in there with the disco version

  • @strongsmarthappy5970

    @strongsmarthappy5970

    2 жыл бұрын

    Right ! Paul is a great musician and side kick !

  • @CruceEntertainment
    @CruceEntertainment Жыл бұрын

    R2D2’s was hilarious

  • @milk-it
    @milk-it Жыл бұрын

    Best Top Ten! 😂

  • @thosetwodudes
    @thosetwodudes Жыл бұрын

    God I miss this show

  • @229BlackHat
    @229BlackHat2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for leaving the walk-in music in!

  • @plaws0
    @plaws02 жыл бұрын

    "Star Wars ... nothin' but ... Bar Wars ..."

  • @chasbodaniels1744

    @chasbodaniels1744

    Жыл бұрын

    That Bill Murray sketch was a long, long time ago and far, far away.

  • @plaws0

    @plaws0

    Жыл бұрын

    @@chasbodaniels1744 Yes, but it was good. So very, very good.

  • @arthurcooperman3106
    @arthurcooperman3106 Жыл бұрын

    That funky late night version of the star wars music is amazing

  • @Attmay

    @Attmay

    8 ай бұрын

    There actually was a “Star Wars Disco” album put out by Meco in the late 1970s. This is a surprisingly good replication of that. They also did *The Wizard of Oz.*

  • @wonkothesane8691
    @wonkothesane8691 Жыл бұрын

    Sometimes even the Force can't get a jar of Vlasic pickles open!

  • @GregCurtin45
    @GregCurtin452 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant (and timely) thanks Team Letterman.

  • @billyzoom1
    @billyzoom12 жыл бұрын

    I miss this show so much.

  • @EmpireWorldwideTrade
    @EmpireWorldwideTradeАй бұрын

    3:05 the Imperial guard's voice lol

  • @gedcke
    @gedcke11 ай бұрын

    Paul's reaction at 0:20 is awesome.

  • @davebartosh5
    @davebartosh5 Жыл бұрын

    R2's joke was the best!

  • @nicholasfarrell5981

    @nicholasfarrell5981

    Жыл бұрын

    Joke? Pretty sure he was just bragging.

  • @jaymo8206
    @jaymo8206 Жыл бұрын

    I miss Dave and the show. It was a large part of my life beginning in the 80's until it ended. A Classic Show.

  • @ericwright1840

    @ericwright1840

    5 ай бұрын

    Now me2.

  • @susanluster9301
    @susanluster9301 Жыл бұрын

    Hysterically hilarious!!!

  • @michaelblanchette2787
    @michaelblanchette2787 Жыл бұрын

    When you can't open a jar of something, I think it would be cool if people exclaimed " Oh pickles!". Please help me get this off the ground, I really want to make this a thing. Thank you for your anticipated cooperation

  • @TK0_23_
    @TK0_23_2 жыл бұрын

    "I got that on me."

  • @19HuskyWolf70
    @19HuskyWolf70 Жыл бұрын

    We miss you David

  • @rh1507
    @rh1507 Жыл бұрын

    I wanted to see Luke ask if you want fries with that?

  • @Donleecartoons

    @Donleecartoons

    9 ай бұрын

    In his Joker voice.

  • @RobertJohnson-bj5lk
    @RobertJohnson-bj5lk2 жыл бұрын

    Interesting comment about “Everyone Loves Raymond” ending. CBS was just about to start “How I Met Your Mother” and “Big Bang Theory”.

  • @Attmay

    @Attmay

    8 ай бұрын

    Aka *That Show Bob Barker Did a Guest Shot on* and *That Show Bob Newhart Did A Guest Shot On.*

  • @brodiemoh
    @brodiemoh2 жыл бұрын

    that flute though

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy2 жыл бұрын

    Attack of the Blinth has a better ending than The Rise of Skywalker.

  • @mikemickypeterdavy

    @mikemickypeterdavy

    Жыл бұрын

    Rey. Rey what? Rey Blinth

  • @fooferbob9230
    @fooferbob92309 ай бұрын

    Vader has a very particular set of skills.

  • @moizzle
    @moizzle2 жыл бұрын

    2:25 Darth Maul is a gay fish, confirmed Legends.

  • @RyanConnell5150
    @RyanConnell5150 Жыл бұрын

    0:12 Revenge of the Sith, Dave

  • @johncornell3665
    @johncornell3665 Жыл бұрын

    This was so awesome to see. I remember that night. Thanks Dave and may the Force Be With You! Miss the show more then you will ever know. Watched the first one. Watched the last one. And all with NBC and then CBS. You are a National Teasure Dave

  • @DanielSchmidt94521
    @DanielSchmidt94521 Жыл бұрын

    I was on that David Letterman show. Only. I was in costume. Lol.

  • @richardb6260
    @richardb62608 ай бұрын

    Attack of the Blinth is easily the best of the prequel trilogy.

  • @seanwebb605
    @seanwebb6052 жыл бұрын

    How did they do this without Bill Murray?

  • @Attmay

    @Attmay

    8 ай бұрын

    Like practically every episode of SNL since 1980?

  • @seanwebb605

    @seanwebb605

    8 ай бұрын

    @@Attmay Sorry if you don't get the reference.

  • @Attmay
    @Attmay8 ай бұрын

    Number 11: “I wish I was a Disney character.”

  • @ruthecker399
    @ruthecker3992 жыл бұрын

    love dave

  • @bridgerhibbert2993
    @bridgerhibbert2993 Жыл бұрын

    "Luke, I am your father."

  • @WKRPinCINN
    @WKRPinCINN Жыл бұрын

    “I got that on me!”

  • @worthless_opinion
    @worthless_opinion9 ай бұрын

    Such nostalgia!

  • @MikeOxymorons
    @MikeOxymorons2 жыл бұрын

    "These Ewoks look sexy!"

  • @LaserRanger15
    @LaserRanger15 Жыл бұрын

    Pretty funny and great costumes. You don't get those at Walmart.

  • @johnb1150
    @johnb115011 ай бұрын

    I didn't realise the imperial guards talked....

  • @batmancollects4491
    @batmancollects44918 ай бұрын

    i didn't know the Imperial guard talks

  • @elbisnopserton9052
    @elbisnopserton90522 жыл бұрын

    Was Mork and Mindy In that movie?

  • @3dv4tt

    @3dv4tt

    2 жыл бұрын

    Shazbot!

  • @bensakschek615
    @bensakschek6157 ай бұрын

    Here's a good one. Luke Skywalker: Leave it to me. I have experience in blowing large balls. I just need to find a large crack with a hole I can shoot into.

  • @Art_Martial
    @Art_Martial Жыл бұрын

    That's entertainment

  • @JosePerez-vz1qq
    @JosePerez-vz1qq11 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂 0:25

  • @johnaiello1460
    @johnaiello1460 Жыл бұрын

    Ahh before the Disney invasion😢

  • @oxxnarrdflame8865
    @oxxnarrdflame88658 ай бұрын

    Star War at that time grossed 17 billion dollars. How much did “critically acclaimed “On Golden Pond” etal make?

  • @theYguy300
    @theYguy300 Жыл бұрын

    I didn’t know that Jeff Bezos was in this

  • @mattjones5987
    @mattjones5987 Жыл бұрын

    As usual R2 is the badass

  • @LisaTRN00
    @LisaTRN002 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣

  • @KRAKENNCHANNEL
    @KRAKENNCHANNEL2 жыл бұрын

    So we now know, that Darth Vader is Jewish

  • @kingkuts
    @kingkuts2 жыл бұрын

    Number 1 Velcro....Daves.Velcro suit..

  • @mikel3030
    @mikel3030 Жыл бұрын

    Blinth

  • @Kissfan96dr
    @Kissfan96dr Жыл бұрын

    Disney needs to put a Blinth character in one of the shows as an Easter Egg.

  • @KentAJDK
    @KentAJDK2 жыл бұрын

    😄🖖

  • @nunyabidness5375
    @nunyabidness5375 Жыл бұрын

    That sketch cost $472,000

  • @NoellaScott
    @NoellaScott Жыл бұрын

    The ice machine was one of the few staff members that Dave didn’t…

  • @Attmay

    @Attmay

    8 ай бұрын

    I heard some of the crew members call the ice machine “Merrill Markoe” behind Dave’s back.

  • @jonblankenship5908
    @jonblankenship5908 Жыл бұрын

    I think what c 3po said might've had something to do with "the decision"

  • @JKTube

    @JKTube

    Ай бұрын

    +@jonblankenship5908: No. This was 2005. LeBron James jumped to the Miami Heat in 2010.

  • @DizzyDez613
    @DizzyDez613 Жыл бұрын

    Paul Schaefer, the pride of Canada ♥️ 🤍 🍁 🤍 ♥️

  • @Attmay

    @Attmay

    8 ай бұрын

    He left the country so they wouldn’t cast him as Anne of Green Gables in the 1980s miniseries.

  • @DizzyDez613

    @DizzyDez613

    8 ай бұрын

    @@Attmay Good decision if you ask me

  • @dianewinters8628
    @dianewinters8628 Жыл бұрын

    😎

  • @grahck4391
    @grahck4391 Жыл бұрын

    Since the ewoks, R2D2, Chewbacca, and Tuskens are never fully translated, they could've said those things and no one knows.

  • @NoOne-kr4jc

    @NoOne-kr4jc

    Жыл бұрын

    Chewy: this Jodie Foster lookalike is eyeing his sister!!

  • @sam.kosmische
    @sam.kosmische Жыл бұрын

    attack of the blinth

  • @thenostalgicpodblast
    @thenostalgicpodblast2 жыл бұрын

    Oh, dear.

  • @jimparsons6803
    @jimparsons68039 ай бұрын

    Liked the crack about the jar of pickles. Had not known that the Star Wars franchise (up to that point) had earned some $17 billion. Explains Disney, don't it?

  • @Attmay

    @Attmay

    8 ай бұрын

    Now it’s worth about a 10th of that thanks to them.

  • @fullervisiondotnet
    @fullervisiondotnet2 жыл бұрын

    Don't give Disney any ideas…

  • @judibickford5306
    @judibickford53062 жыл бұрын

    Revenge of The Sith

  • @osomartinez
    @osomartinez Жыл бұрын

    What’s everybody loves Raymond?

  • @Attmay

    @Attmay

    8 ай бұрын

    An ironic statement, like *Good Times.*

  • @stephenschroeder6567
    @stephenschroeder65679 ай бұрын

    I usually love the top 10s, but those fell flat. 😞

  • @jerzeyguy71
    @jerzeyguy712 жыл бұрын

    And now so many years later, seeing the sellout Lucas has done with letting so much be made... the rich get richer.. may the fourth be with us all..

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz2 жыл бұрын

    Star Wars. at least the ''Rocky'' franchise knew when to quit

  • @Paulafan5

    @Paulafan5

    2 жыл бұрын

    What do you mean quit? They're still making sequels!!! Creed 2 is basically Rocky VIII.

  • @jedijones

    @jedijones

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Paulafan5 A new Creed comes out this year.

  • @MagicAl5F4781
    @MagicAl5F47812 жыл бұрын

    I don't think that's James Earl Jones doing Vader for this, but he did do his own Top Ten List: kzread.info/dash/bejne/mKB6u9micbjWoZs.html

  • @martythemartian99
    @martythemartian99 Жыл бұрын

    Dave looked so bored. He was phoning it in by this stage.

  • @Attmay

    @Attmay

    8 ай бұрын

    He sounds like my grandfather trying to understand what social media was right before he died.

  • @MikeChimeri
    @MikeChimeri2 жыл бұрын

    I'd rather watch "Attack of the Blinth." "Revenge of the Sith" was too emotionally dark.

  • @carljacobsjr6553
    @carljacobsjr6553 Жыл бұрын

    9m

  • @TheFrizbaloid
    @TheFrizbaloid Жыл бұрын

    Glad this wasn’t the first Top 10 list. What a dud.

  • @snakeplissken9540
    @snakeplissken9540 Жыл бұрын

    "Top 10 ways Kathleen Kennedy has tried to and succeeded in destroying Star Wars." "#10...."

  • @josepherhardt164
    @josepherhardt164 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for reminding me that the Letterman Show humor never worked for me. Only one or two of those lines were even remotely funny. Also never said by Princess Leia: "Play it again, R2 ..."

  • @guidosarducci209
    @guidosarducci209 Жыл бұрын

    One of those was mildly funny. I remembered Letterman being funny.

  • @JosePerez-vz1qq
    @JosePerez-vz1qq11 ай бұрын

    Outside of Paul's billions-filled-pockets this was the only funny joke in the bit 2:03

  • @waynethurman2144
    @waynethurman21444 ай бұрын

    Not very funny!

  • @wingnutofcoolness
    @wingnutofcoolness Жыл бұрын

    Not the best Top Ten List(In my opinion).

  • @Breen09
    @Breen0911 ай бұрын

    Can it Paul for the love of God

  • @mikeberry2332
    @mikeberry23329 ай бұрын

    Mm, this one disappoints.

  • @lynnturman8157
    @lynnturman81572 жыл бұрын

    I'm so sick of star wars and I've never seen any of the movies.

  • @siler7
    @siler7 Жыл бұрын

    Agonizingly unfunny.

  • @altonbunnjr
    @altonbunnjr Жыл бұрын

    That was lame.

  • @johnnyboy55
    @johnnyboy55 Жыл бұрын

    Zzzzzzzz. Big swing and a miss.

  • @TheFreddo12
    @TheFreddo12 Жыл бұрын

    Letterman was never really that funny to me....and this is one of the reasons why. He always thought he was funny....lol

  • @johngeverett
    @johngeverett Жыл бұрын

    This must be the least amusing top 10 I've ever heard.

  • @JamesSmith-iy5nm
    @JamesSmith-iy5nm Жыл бұрын

    that was the most stupid top ten list in Letterman's history. Just like all the movies.

  • @PowderMill
    @PowderMill Жыл бұрын

    ⚠️ Letterman USED TO be funny…. Then he became a voice for the Lefty DemonCrats. Let’s Go Brandon

Келесі