"Why do we have to pay for the use of the color black?!" Such innocent times...

@junaidi2

4 жыл бұрын

Now some games ask you to pay for the CHANCE to wear black.

@oldmanjinkinsskyrim737

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit... you're right!

@ThePhillydon22

4 жыл бұрын

Now you have to pay for the color BLUE

@oldmanjinkinsskyrim737

4 жыл бұрын

If Joe only knew this was going to become such a big problem in the future...

@mitchellcrego1451

4 жыл бұрын

I clicked to make a color blue reference and I am so happy that ppl had the same idea.

My god just hearing him say This is 2010 makes me feel fucking old

@appleWhisky43

7 жыл бұрын

iHPanda You are So am I So is Joe

@bradjones2898

7 жыл бұрын

yup

@davidking6242

7 жыл бұрын

7 years ago...

@darthportus

7 жыл бұрын

Damn it sounds like begining of some movie. "Seven years ago......" I feel like old man who is telling some story.

@commandermynas

7 жыл бұрын

Darth Portus seven years ago, the world devolved into anarchy. We had to set up defenses to stop the anarchists from fully destroying what was left.

"This is 2010 people!" Ah the nostalgia

@paperboy4584

5 жыл бұрын

I had the same exact thought lol

@galaxy_kitten95

5 жыл бұрын

os os But, this was posted early 2011. 😂

@EhCanadianGamer

5 жыл бұрын

Jesus, nearly a decade.

@Sneakybooty

5 жыл бұрын

I still love fable 2 and 3 and play them to this day

@cg_johnruto3649

5 жыл бұрын

DAM AND ITS BEEN 6 MONTHS SINCE THE COMMENT WAS RELEASED SO CLOSE FUCK G SHIT

Back when it was called DLC instead of microtransactions 🤣

@bluegoose7832

4 жыл бұрын

It cant be called DLC anymore because its not downloadable content, they make you pay for something that was already in the game from the start. No downloads required, they just lock content behind a paywall because (in Joe's words) FUCK YOU GIVE ME MONEY

@Ty-ru4rp

4 жыл бұрын

@@bluegoose7832 Sadly most gaming industries are like this...

@veeveri

3 жыл бұрын

Maan I remember when Crackdown 2 had MTX named as that lol

@simorebuths7301

3 жыл бұрын

Yea and there’s nothing “micro” about it.

i had to go to the sanctuary to post this comment

@classicranger46

10 жыл бұрын

my god i laughed so hard

@mydreaminghill

10 жыл бұрын

Lol

@wolfpartyyy

10 жыл бұрын

Christian Romoser HA!!

@brandonwhitham6141

10 жыл бұрын

I had to post a comment here to morph my weapon lol

@wolfpartyyy

10 жыл бұрын

I had to go into the animus to post this comment

Fable 1: This game is a MASTERPIECE! Fable 2: This game is really, really good........sort of. Fable 3: This game is a disappointment in every way. Fable: the journey: could this franchise get ANY WORSE? Fable: Legends: It just gotten even more worse..... I wish they could just reboot the franchise for the xbox one. I mean things are just getting WAY out of hand. And trust me. I played ALL of them except for fable legends since it isn't out yet.

@robertacevedo6055

9 жыл бұрын

Aaron Johnson I'm in the closed beta right now. It's not necessarily a bad game but it just doesn't charm you like Fable 1 did.

@howlingstarx1

8 жыл бұрын

+Aaron Johnson im all for that hashtag fable reboot for x one.

@loren5432

8 жыл бұрын

+Aaron Johnson "Fable: Legends: It just gotten even more worse.....(...)I played ALL of them except for fable legends since it isn't out yet". I don't know what's worse.Your ignorance about the other games (they were mediocre), or your stupidity (already complaining about a game that *ISN'T EVEN OUT*) .....

@aaronjohnson7175

8 жыл бұрын

Hmm....."ignorance".... Did you not see what I typed about the other games? I PLAYED them and BEAT them ALL. "Stupidity"..... You calling me stupid about a game that isn't out yet? I have SEEN the gameplay of it? Give me a break. Come back when you're able to "respect" someone's opinion.

@loren5432

8 жыл бұрын

Aaron Johnson No, you didn't get my idea. First of all, yes, you're stupid for insulting a game you haven't even tried yourself. Plus, said game is in Beta phase. Hypocrite. Secondly, read what I wrote *again*. I call you ignorant, not because you gave your "opinion" (if that's what you call that) about the other games, but because you "praised them" like a God, while complaining about the rest of the series. If you enjoyed smashing a buttom over and over, horrible and non-existent storyline (full with plotholes), and horrible voice acting, then I'm happy for you. How do you expect me to "respect" your "opinion" if you aren't even able to give an "opinion" properly? All I saw in your comment was: LOL, FABLE 1-2 EPIC. REST OF SERIES IS B*LLSH*T.

Watching in 2019, Joe already hates Loading Screens. Then, comes Anthem... OMG!

@CarbonStinger

5 жыл бұрын

Let's not forget GTA V.

@metalgeardull8279

5 жыл бұрын

@@CarbonStinger Was GTA V that bad with loading screens? I can't remember.

@b_tchgoddess

5 жыл бұрын

@@metalgeardull8279 it was, but there weren't a lot, it was that they took like 10 minutes each time

@UndeadTree

5 жыл бұрын

The worst loading screen is in Xcom 2

@jamesbudd3096

4 жыл бұрын

@@UndeadTree omg yes, every loading screen in XCOM is like 2 minutes long Haha, and so as GTA 5. However what makes them different from anthem is those are great games I dont mind waiting for to load.

I'm still wondering why an 8 year old review video was recommended to me in 2019

@nathaniellavalley1602

4 жыл бұрын

Right! i seen this and was super confuzed

@UltimateNarcissist

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, you came to watch it, so maybe it was a good thing

@Andronicus87

4 жыл бұрын

me too

@brazykyyng1647

4 жыл бұрын

probably bc you just subbed to the channel and haven't seen it 😐

@FloresRain

4 жыл бұрын

My reason should be cuz I was watching any fable 4 content couple days ago.

I didn't know Peter Molyneux had 9,888 KZread accounts...

@kotorfan100

9 жыл бұрын

Sheogorath Gaming I'm pretty sure that last one was just a joke, lol.

@kotorfan100

9 жыл бұрын

Sheogorath Gaming Just an annoyance. Imagine spending hours trying to loot boxes for valuables, but find nothing of worth. That time wasted. Honestly this game wasn't terrible, but I couldn't play it a second time. The story's all right, but the gamplay sucked. What killed it most for me was character interactions.

@neglesaks

9 жыл бұрын

He has 125 additional ones now.

@SyntheticPineappl3

9 жыл бұрын

You need to look up the Molyneux cycle, that joke doesn't exactly work

@RustCohle072

9 жыл бұрын

Funny, but i really enjoyed fable 3, and lots of reviewers gave it 8/10's. Let me start off by saying the main thing thing that joe brings up is it being boring, i was never bored. The gameplay and story are both above average lmao

It's a good thing that I was just a kid when I first played Fable and I didn't hear all the lies promised about the games. I would've been wayyyyyy more disappointed with the Fable franchise.

@draconicfeline6177

6 жыл бұрын

same with spore... Lionhead made great games but they never delivered on their big, big promises.

@eval_is_evil

5 жыл бұрын

Same here !

@chunchoe

5 жыл бұрын

I was the same i was told about it by my cousin so went and hired it from the video store and was blown away thought it was amazing and thought fable 2 was pretty decent too

@logicattackzx9179

5 жыл бұрын

I completely agree, Fable 2 and 3 were some of my favourite games because of how young I was when playing them. Going back and replaying them is an amazing nostalgic feeling. But if I was more competent and older when these were released I would have probably had the same reaction to them. Edit: I still love Fable 2 and it's still one of my favourite games

@DauthEldrvaria

5 жыл бұрын

Only reason I thought Fable was so amazing was because I was a fucking kid. To learn growing up that it isn't nearly as much as what it could have been is so sad.

I remember when my 1st wife got killed by werewolves, right after our wedding. Then my second wife gave me an STD

@nothingmatters298

4 жыл бұрын

just like real life

@childsupportpaymentsaredue9145

4 жыл бұрын

My wife left the country with my son because i didnt talk to them for too long.

@facewednesday

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@IvanTorres-tt8ri

4 жыл бұрын

Is that possible in Fable?? HAHAHA I mean, damn, nature. You scary!

@childsupportpaymentsaredue9145

4 жыл бұрын

@@IvanTorres-tt8ri yup......really happend

Dam 2010 was almost 10 years ago, that's insane

@TheMrDemonized

4 жыл бұрын

And every 60 seconds a minute is passed. No fucking shit

@IzayFrmMars100

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheMrDemonized fuck off

@REALzackychan

4 жыл бұрын

demonized I think the perkys callin u

@sorryifoldcomment8596

3 жыл бұрын

2020 is almost over.

@racerlord2329

3 жыл бұрын

@I'm on your side! And most of 2020 been nothing but hell 😅

Let me continue: 33: You can't get all the weapons in a single game without trading to people over Xbox LIVE. 34: The fucking item pedestals in stores. 35: Being king is only fun for about five minutes. 36: The first time I played I wasn't allowed to chose my gender for some fucking reason. 37: There's no fucking trolls! 38: Every weapon is a legendary weapon meaning that no weapon is special. 39: Bandits are replaced with fucking pussy mercenaries! 40: Most of the environments are ugly. 41: Only four fucking weapon types! 42: There's no arena. 43: There's no other heroes besides you. 44: Many weapons look identical to others. 45: Being a tyrant king saves more people than being a good king. 46: A severe lack of easter eggs. 47: Only one dog breed. 48: Your trophy wall looks like it can be filled but it can't. 49: The guards look like pussies compared to the originals. 50: Less expressions.

@TheAster3

9 жыл бұрын

***** lol keep it going

@GoznerPeter

9 жыл бұрын

The GameAddict You fucking could've made that fucking list without fucking saying fucking every two fucking seconds.

@The_GameAddict

9 жыл бұрын

***** If you were fan of the first two fables then played fable III you would understand why all the "fuckings" were necessary.

@travisshallenberger9486

9 жыл бұрын

The GameAddict 56: Invisible walls weren't just annoying, they were a hindrance. I know exactly where the last green flower is out in the desert, but it's on the edge of an invisible wall, and I never got juuuuust the right angle to interact with it. 57: Interactions were impossible to fail. Wanna do good? Hold the button down longer. As long as you want, and let go anytime. You wont vurp on a burp or soil your pants on a fart. IT DOESN'T MATTER. 58: The guitar hero style performance of the jobs available. Maybe when they started designing the game those games were in fashion but they had well and truly begun to fade by the time this game came out. 59: The gnomes. They seemed a tacked on nod to the gargoyles from 2, but the difference is that finding the gargoyles was fun, because you could explore. The narrow, almost rail-like world you're in makes exploring tedious, so hunting gnomes is a pain. In fact, 60: ALL of the collectible hunting, be it gnomes, keys, flowers, or whatever. You're just amazed to find a way back to that 3 foot square of grass that you should be able to walk to easily, let alone FIND something there.

@irfaansaeed8363

9 жыл бұрын

DuBsTeP rEmIx dressingup-games.com/ ply games as u want free download there is link

I played this when I was still in middle school but I have to say, I only really started to hate it when the time skips started happening. That shit made me so mad. It's like, here, sit on your throne and judge people and every few years, go do a shitty dungeon. Oh look, the games over and you're actually the devil because you were too nice and killed everyone. Like, fucking what? Why would I invest in my kingdom's defense budget when I am fucking turbo jesus? Shittiest ending ever.

@MyNameIsHalo

8 жыл бұрын

+PanicGiraffe turbo jesus... omg

@aaronjohnson7175

8 жыл бұрын

Turbo Jesus. Ikr? ROTFL

@arvinnassiri007

8 жыл бұрын

no one cares mate

@silverhairdemon

8 жыл бұрын

+PanicGiraffe That is one I remember for life!!!!!!!!!! TURBO JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fucky funny!!!

@PanicGiraffe

8 жыл бұрын

Arvin Nassiri I restored your comment because censoring someone you don't like is stupid and whoever did that is a goob but I have to ask, why did you feel that was necessary to say? This is a video about why fable III sucks, I gave my reasons for agreeing based on personal experience, why would "no one care"?

Me: Come on, Joe, I don't think you can hate a game that much Joe: THIS GAME KILLED MY SON!!! Me: Ok, that escalated quickly...

@Darkfoot21

Жыл бұрын

lmao I was like, "that's a funny joke", but then I realized he was telling the truth

Joe: bullets are unblockable Reaver:hold my beer

@brandondineen4716

4 жыл бұрын

Well he was the hero of skill in fable 2 who is hundreds of years old so it doesn't seem unreasonable

He is 100% right this games suck ass

@ameriqueindienindigene9096

9 жыл бұрын

DEAD LAUGHING! I BEAT THIS GAME SOME YEARS BACK. LOL IT WASN'T THAT GREAT THOUGH...

@delvinisnaruto

9 жыл бұрын

Mario Datzit foreal lmao I didn't know you play games bro I'm pretty big gamer but yea this game is bad

@ameriqueindienindigene9096

9 жыл бұрын

delvin wright WELL, YEAH, I PLAYED THESE TYPES A GAMES AWHILE AGO. NOW, I STRICTLY PLAY WAR GAMES. SPLINTER CELL, SNIPER, GHOST RECON, BLACK, COMBAT ELITE, COMMANDOS (1 & 2), CONFLICT (1-5), DELTA FORCE (1 & 2), FULL SPECTRUM WARRIOR (1 & 2), KILLZONE (1 & 2). JUST TO [BRIEFLY] NAME A FEW FROM MY PS-2. I OWN THE PS(3 & 4) CONSOLES. XBOX'S CONSOLES TOO! I STAY BORED. LMAO! I'M WAITING ON THIS NEW SPLINTER CELL GAME NOW. YOU SEE WHY I STAY BROKE!! SMH.

@delvinisnaruto

9 жыл бұрын

Mario Datzit haha me too games are a costly habit

@ameriqueindienindigene9096

9 жыл бұрын

delvin wright HONESTLY, IT IS! I'M BROKE EVERY PAYDAY WITHOUT FAIL!! I'M HOME NOW FOR THE PAGAN. EVEN THOUGH I DON'T PARTAKE IN ANY OF THE FESTIVITIES OR MERRIMENT. I'D SHOW MY FACE FROM TIME TO TIME. "IT'S A RITUAL/TRADITION" AND THE YUNGINS. LOVE TO SEE THEIR FAVORITE UNK LOL HEY, HAPPY HORROR DAYS TO YOU TOO FAM.

This video is 5 years old, I feel so old...

@mistermetokurarchives

8 жыл бұрын

Mike and Jay love this game

@ephraimhase7190

8 жыл бұрын

That's because you are old, Mr. Plinkett! And where is your next review?

@clayoliver3308

8 жыл бұрын

Still only 5 and a half years...

@radpunk5144

8 жыл бұрын

Oh fuck didn't see that! Me too haha

@TannerWilliam07

7 жыл бұрын

6 years old

You know someone’s a good KZreadr when videos from 11 years are still straight comedic gold

@hypan0vaULTRA

Жыл бұрын

also if the points they raise in their reviews at the time still hold up and are relevant years later.

@truthseek3017

Жыл бұрын

This is when he became a lying shill.

@sandro-of9fq

Жыл бұрын

@@truthseek3017 That's what you do? You surf the internet call everyone lier and that's why you name is truth seek? did your neighbour come up with that name?

@truthseek3017

Жыл бұрын

@@sandro-of9fq Yeah, i can't remember if it was your mom or sister.

@jasonflake6893

Жыл бұрын

​@@truthseek3017Actually it was around 2015 where he kinda lost it.

- Aesthetically beautiful - High Production Values - Lazy/Boring Gameplay - Anti-consumer DLC - Dull Story Hmm... Why does that sound familiar?

@Ty-ru4rp

4 жыл бұрын

Replace DLC with micro transactions and it'll sound like every modern gaming company right now.

@MultiWar10ck

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Assassins creed odysee 7/10

@ahabduennschitz7670

3 жыл бұрын

witcher 3 omg such a bad game

@MrFloofs

3 жыл бұрын

Fallout 76 vibes

@namechecksout6300

3 жыл бұрын

Godfall

The world would be a better place if game developers actually watched your videos.

@oscarr0111

10 жыл бұрын

chryssjan santos Come on, no need to mock bronies. They have their own interests, even if it contains content made for little girls.

@Sam-xg3mr

10 жыл бұрын

blah and dar that =/= logic. But nice (albeit facile) try.

@angelictakiko5341

10 жыл бұрын

The world would be a better place if game developers fixed glitches that prevent you from winning the game. ((RIP my fable queen.)

@boredom245

10 жыл бұрын

Skrukorkmannen Since when has Brony equality been a thing? THEY LIKE A SHOW ABOUT TALKING PONIES MEANT FOR THREE YEARS OLD GIRLS. That's like if I still watch The Teletubbies, but they were all pink and horses. Sure I won't insult them, but the fuck will I ever stand up for one.

@blahanddar4673

10 жыл бұрын

damn it people calm down.... you know what they say... friendship is magic.... but im a atheist so it has no meaning for me.

That ending tho. "This game KILLED MY SON!"

@Gamesfan34260

9 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I thought he'd comment on the voice acting, it was the only problem I had with the game and he ignored it....err...JOE...CARE TO EXPLAIN??

@kyotheman69

9 жыл бұрын

***** u have issues, sanctuary was the main issue with the game, seriously u can stand do anything in this game u always have to go this place killing time for no reason, i played games with bad menus, man this game takes the cake, and those load screens like wtf.

@Gamesfan34260

9 жыл бұрын

kyotheman69 I can deal with slow controls and menus that require you to walk around it fine, I do not however, accept bad voice acting.

@lordtendo182

9 жыл бұрын

***** THIS................GAME......................IS...................EEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

@Gamesfan34260

9 жыл бұрын

Lord Tendo xD Was that sarcasm or are you genuinely serious? With all the hate comments, it's hard to tell if you're just trying to be funny about it.

What I wished they would have done is give you an option to marry the story characters such as Paige, Ben or Reaver.

@peoples2296

4 жыл бұрын

@Venus Omega romance consists of farting at each other instead of actual dialogue.

@thegrimreaper5032

4 жыл бұрын

They did let you marry Elise if you did the right mission and said the right thing, but then again idk if that's what people honestly want.

@xenaioaks5363

4 жыл бұрын

Paige sucks. The whole party mission. She wasn't even discreet. Like seriously, Paige, why the hell are you so gullible? Why the hell do you trust the butler? No wonder why we got caught

@flamer38544

4 жыл бұрын

@Venus Omega ehh I'm thinking of killing lady grey because of her glitch that they never patched...

@nenagrawey7502

4 жыл бұрын

Elliot is all I need

Honestly really enjoy fable, I remember being little and saving up to $500, 000 spamming pies. My brother was like dude buy houses and stores, managed to beat the game with the best ending by accident because of pies.

@malazan6004

2 жыл бұрын

Fable 1 yes Fable 3 sucks balls

@nahumo3271

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@knealiegamesYT

Жыл бұрын

But it costs 6.5 million to get the best ending, how’d you get that with only 500k from pies

@knightgale2120

Жыл бұрын

@knealie didn't transition well. I meant to add after the 500k I bought as many properties as possible and earned money passively that way until I had the amount needed.

I bought fable 3 for less than $3 at my local game store The clerk also said sorry after I payed him

@chunkymilkz2159

8 жыл бұрын

I got my at my local video game store too the guy said are you sure I said yes he said are you super duper sure I said yes he shook his head ok man that was stupid of me

@lulubeloo

8 жыл бұрын

i was offered money to play this game. Now i see why.

@AtotehZ

8 жыл бұрын

+lulubeloo I was about to play the game, now I won't.

@spectregaming1453

8 жыл бұрын

+AtotehZ play it the rant is stupid cuz he only talks about one thing thats dumb and the game is really good

@SN33Z3C4NN0N

8 жыл бұрын

+Alex Cordy LOL! Hey At least you wasn't my brother who played the demo and turned it off before the game even started. He was turned off by the dog in bed with the main character! XD

R.I.P. Joe's son...

My ignorant ass loved fable 3.

@psyoperator58

4 жыл бұрын

I loved it too when I was younger

@SilverPheonix42

4 жыл бұрын

I still love it lol, I die all the time XD and idk I just love it

@yourevilhalf1413

4 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't call you ignorant just because you like a game, the people who call you ignorant for your opinion of gaming choice are the ones that need help

@MusicRainfield

4 жыл бұрын

I guess they didn’t kill your son

@firstnamelastname9219

4 жыл бұрын

nah dude, angry joe is ignorant in this. He's a dumbass

10 years has gone by and this shit still makes me laugh

@LostinParadise03

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

Don't worry, your son is in a better place.... outside of Fable 3

@nonfinale685

9 жыл бұрын

he has truly been blessed by god

@breylivec

9 жыл бұрын

Joes son will be a god

@557deadpool

7 жыл бұрын

Clementine Gamer but he's a man not a god

@sadippers6168

5 жыл бұрын

Actually made me laugh

haha the game killed his son

@jamesphillips4009

8 жыл бұрын

This game killed my soul.

@rydenxisxreal5143

7 жыл бұрын

Good thing I watched this video before I lost my 10 kids

@grimmjowjagger-jack2815

7 жыл бұрын

This game killed my wife.💀

@tipsybun

7 жыл бұрын

This game shattered my human soul

@XadePsyconic

7 жыл бұрын

+Grimmjow Jagger-JACK It killed Neliel?

“Why do we have to pay for the colour black?” Such innocent times. Nobody could’ve predicted it would get much worse

@probium2832

2 жыл бұрын

And now we have to pay for the colour *blue?!* What's next, white?

It’s crazy. I agreed with Joe’s review back in the day, mostly due to the sanctuary probably, yet I feel this game still has a hold on me so many years later. Maybe the music? Maybe the atmosphere? Maybe it just depends where you are in life? Either way, the game is memorable for me.

@butchcoolidge3057

4 жыл бұрын

I still agree with his review. I like the the game for a few reasons. One being simply the lore and nostalgia. Also, the decision making in this game makes it really unique. I personally really enjoy idle games too (ik lame) so the slow building landlord/business owner system in the game is really fun for me too.

@bennycostello2472

2 жыл бұрын

Because it's all we have.

@jelyx.

2 жыл бұрын

@@bennycostello2472 bro what 😂😂😂

@ironstar183

Жыл бұрын

I still love the game, I have so much fun with it. This review is funny to me but i dont agree at all haha. I like the sanctuary, especially the vault

@reeceshugrue6167

Жыл бұрын

Fable 3 on it's own was good but Fable 2 feels like a far superior game. It is such a shame it's the only Fable that never got a PC port.

the fable1 was the best in the series

@concaclon1

10 жыл бұрын

agree, absolutely love Fable1, i still play it on steam,plus if you get bored of the standard game, you can always Modded it XD, like upping the difficulty of enemies, or write/add new script to the game, or add completely new concept to the game, etc.. there is so many thing you can do with fable 1 it is insane.

@vettelatrioux7758

10 жыл бұрын

newbie456 thats why i love Fable 1 so much

#33: Repairing properties is a chore. You have to go to each individual house and repair it. No repair all feature or something!

@TheAngryCanadian

7 жыл бұрын

finally someone gets it

@tyrant3748

7 жыл бұрын

I like Fable III but this is another reason! #34. AFTER YOU RESIST THE ARREST ONCE YOU CANT PAY A FINE EVER AGAIN (or at least for me)

@patrislynncorpuz8681

7 жыл бұрын

Iwasntgivenaname just go to the sanctuary map hover over the properties click on it and repair should be on it

@arbiteras

7 жыл бұрын

actually there is,but the repair all button is bugged so that all houses must be at X% of condition to be available

Reason #33 being good or evil doesn’t matter.

@jmmh1313

3 жыл бұрын

Just like in real life. The guy is just overreacting there.

@Rnzzy

3 жыл бұрын

@@jmmh1313 this is not reality. This is a fantasy-based game where you can manipulate the weather with spells and fight giant mystical creatures. In a game like this that presents branching paths, choices like choosing good or evil should matter and it shouldn't be shackled by the restraints of reality.

In 2020 this would be a 9 out of 10 game after a few patches 😂

@duffinthemuffin5792

3 жыл бұрын

It's hard comprehending just how mich standards have changed with game releases and the mentality in the industry shifting from "we have to make this game as complete as possible" to "we can fix the game after release" I feel like this started happening around 2014 to 2015 in my opinion

@mattyslice69

3 жыл бұрын

No, the story is garbage, the user interface is garbage, the game play is garbage. Get used to these peice of shit games during Communist America. This is a commie game.

@gameoveror1946

3 жыл бұрын

What does this have to do with Communism because they want money that opposite of communism

@Strike1stCobraKaiTV

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattyslice69 this game is fun! I have no idea what you’re talking about.

@Bumb1eB3327

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattyslice69 what the hell are you on about?

My baby randomly disappeared, I just came home one day and he was gone.

@ClimbRider12

10 жыл бұрын

I read this and thought you meant IRL xD

@bandit217

10 жыл бұрын

***** I approve of your username

This was the FIRST and I mean the VERY first video I watched about AngryJoe

@WilhelmSteele

8 жыл бұрын

Hey bro!

@BenAstarb

8 жыл бұрын

same!

@BenAstarb

8 жыл бұрын

Michael French This was the first video uploaded to youtube dot com

@ashtonhornbeck3896

8 жыл бұрын

same

@karriem2011r

8 жыл бұрын

me too

I contend to this day that the ECONOMICS of Fable 3's kingdom choices is actually secretly brilliant. It's super realistic that you can only be a beloved ruler if you have enough cold hard cash to pay for your peoples amenities. Actually ruling kingdoms isn't about making deep philosophical and meaningful choices... its about doing what you can pay for.

@TheGuardDuck

4 жыл бұрын

It's not THAT realistic. Go watch Zero Punctuation on this, he explains why those choices are stupid.

@marbl3d45

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheGuardDuck he's pure ignorance

@TheGuardDuck

4 жыл бұрын

@@marbl3d45 Who? Zero Punctuation, or the OP?

@poisonousarrow

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheGuardDuck You mean the guy who reviewed a COD game without talking about the MP? lol no thanks

@TheGuardDuck

3 жыл бұрын

@@poisonousarrow To be fair, he doesn't do multiplayer as a rule. What did you expect. However, the idea thet were going for with these decisions wasn't bad, but the implementation was. That's what ZP was criticising. Could have been MUCH better.

i love these classic angry reviews. Fable 3 was the tombstone of the franchise, and then Skyrim took over the hype.

Lionhead Studios went defunct this April. RIP Fable.

@firstlast-wg2on

8 жыл бұрын

:o No!

@candyapple9182

8 жыл бұрын

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiioooooooooo0000000000000 😢

@Roman-wd1it

8 жыл бұрын

Rip my fav franchise

@KurosuKirie

8 жыл бұрын

Thanks god right, this studio never deliver it just promise after promise and they can only deliver like half of it, with Fable 3 being deliver like 10% of their promise. Took long enough for Microsoft to realize and shut this money sucking crappy studio down. Hopefully better studio will handle this IP better in the future.

This is the video that got me into Angry Joe, back in the day.

@razor1957

8 жыл бұрын

Lol me too

@MIR1AN

8 жыл бұрын

+

@Dingoes8MeBabies

8 жыл бұрын

Did you ever get out, or are you still in him?

@Duzykutas

8 жыл бұрын

I semi got out. He acts kinda weird these days. Still like his game reviews tho.

Ø555Ø Till this day Fable III got 1 gameplay mechanic that no other games can match. No this is for real. YOUR WIFE CAN CHEAT ON YOU!

@br5073

4 жыл бұрын

[G]555 Really? Never happened to me.

@sidetracker3496

4 жыл бұрын

Then you never played CK2 buddy

@GamrMonstr

4 жыл бұрын

"No other games can match" Sims: Am I a joke to you?

@TheGuardDuck

4 жыл бұрын

Ha! That's nothing. In Fable 2, you could get STDs from monogamy!!

@smart.but.stupid

4 жыл бұрын

Ha, that's nothing! In Fable 1 you could FART!

Looking at this in basically 2023 is a whole other vibe

@Rainbowhawk1993

Жыл бұрын

Joe’s Xbox 360 review videos are basically a time capsule to a very different time.

Wait. You thought Jack of Blades had a disappointing fight? I mean, yeah, it was super easy both times, but at least he had a boss fight unlike Lucian and Logan.

@Strongest_under_heaven

7 жыл бұрын

i mean, thats a lot better than if he had to get artifficaly stronger by some bullshit means like steroids or some shit, now that would be fucking infuriating.

@Warcodered01

7 жыл бұрын

It's worse when you try to let him finish talking before you shoot him.

@arieldawn3452

7 жыл бұрын

Eryk Cheba Logan's boss fight was judging him before the people.

@Trojianmaru

7 жыл бұрын

Benjamen McGhee Logan's boss fight made the entire game pointless. you gathered all the heroes, lost your dog, he's at his most powerful n then someone else gets bored n shoots him. Like you could go make a brew n win the game. Then if you wish your sister back, you get a letter from her. Great, she's alive, where is she? Oh, yoi never ever get to see her again. she comes back to life, then leaves albion forever. Fuck that ending

@destroyerblackdragon

7 жыл бұрын

You're thinking of Lucian and yeah I agree. Plus why can't you bring your sister back with the wish that brings back the victims of the tattered spire. I'd just be like yo bring back everyone who died because of Lord Lucian and Bam your dog, your sister, and your family are all back plus all the workers in the tattered spire.

don't forget having to repair property one building at a time.

@skarnecanius8737

7 жыл бұрын

theres an option at the main map to repair them all at once as long as you dont hover over a town

@alanbaker195

7 жыл бұрын

Skarne Canius Are you freaking kidding me?

@skarnecanius8737

7 жыл бұрын

nope. If you go into the game, go to the map, and move the cursor off the cities to a random point, in the bottom right it will say "repair all" I use it all the time

@alanbaker195

7 жыл бұрын

Skarne Canius yeah not for the Xbox version there is not

@skarnecanius8737

7 жыл бұрын

huh. weird. guess the pc version got more love.

"This is 2010 people!" 😂

@nothingmatters298

4 жыл бұрын

J D 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Ty-ru4rp

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, ten years later and we never got any better. (We as in games, etc)

I hope Playground Studios watch this 😂😂

I actually really enjoyed Fable III...but I can understand why people dislike it lol

@grievergames9578

8 жыл бұрын

same here! lol

@TheRoxBox99

8 жыл бұрын

I played it and thought it wasn't the best over world game. It was meh in my opinion. I like the Mass Effect series much better. In fact, Mass Effect 2 is one of my favorite games ever! But this... Just no. It's not good, but I wouldn't call it one of the worst games ever.

@smittyjohnson9554

8 жыл бұрын

Lego Fan 74 I loved Mass Effect too. Can't wait for Andromeda.

@dp582

8 жыл бұрын

all in the eye of the beholder

@erinwright9338

8 жыл бұрын

me to

7 years later and not one Fable game release. So much for those "endless mediocre sequels" Joe lol.

@n0rman0sb0rn

5 жыл бұрын

YEAH JOE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT FOR JINXING IT XD

@Robert-jz7hq

5 жыл бұрын

Joe did us a favor.

@st4ne4rmthevill63

5 жыл бұрын

They ended the franchise

@danielsimms4262

5 жыл бұрын

What point are you trying to make?

@ZedTripler

5 жыл бұрын

@@st4ne4rmthevill63 I believe it's confirmed that the next game is in development

Game graphics have improved sooo much over the years lol, watching in 2019

@ViewsReactTV

5 жыл бұрын

Bro u r so fucking lucky you are watching 2019

@servantofthemosthigh2525

4 жыл бұрын

Dude.... the bloom hurts

@bryant7542

4 жыл бұрын

I thought about Modern Warfare 2019 and how people expect those graphics now. Those graphics would make past Joe's head explode.

@TheGuardDuck

4 жыл бұрын

2050: You mean to they didn't have neural interfaces in 2020???

@coolertuep

4 жыл бұрын

kxr We are basically already laughing when playing super futuristic Vr games while most other gamers still playing games on small flat TVs by pressing buttons lol

how can a decade ago seem so far yet feel like it was only yesterday

Wow, all those reasons and Joe actually MISSED one of the most insulting parts of the game; When you are preparing for the final battle as king, the days during your rule go by completely randomly. You could pass a week or two by moving on to the next segment, or it would pass by OVER A HUNDRED FUCKING DAYS (and this is a LOW estimate, I forget exactly how many it was). The worst part about this was that the sequence that passed over a hundred days instantly led to the FINAL BATTLE. You had absolutely NO way to know that you would be thrust into the battle for your kingdom.. This also adds to the feeling of incompleteness, as there is NO explanation of why that much time had passed without you being able to do a single thing. It's like you fall asleep for half a year during the most important part of the game... that would have been one of thet disappointing moments I've ever had playing a game if I weren't so displeased with everything else Joe mentioned.

@davidervin4853

Жыл бұрын

couldnt agreee more i HATED thats!

"Fable : a short story, typically with animals as characters, conveying a moral." Well they got the short story part.

10 years on and I still revisit this video after a bad day to cheer myself up. 😂

@imhuner

4 жыл бұрын

TheHobbitAnUnexpectedGamer me too omg 😂😂

@Extreme96PL

4 жыл бұрын

Same i like especially Joe reactions about The Sanctuary xD

Wow, seeing Microsoft Points brings me back

my friend doesnt care bout story all he ever talks about is graphics graphics graphics

@Ishamv3

8 жыл бұрын

+Samech Lugo FINISH HIM! xD

@catch.22

8 жыл бұрын

+Samech Lugo why is he your friend?

@sal9258

8 жыл бұрын

+Ozzy Enzo So true

@oluwoleakindiya834

8 жыл бұрын

+Silverbolt Coyote That's his opinion, but playing a game with a well thought story is better than a game with good graphics.

"This game killed my son!" thought you were exaggerating to make a point, Joe... that is messed up

@Bloodhawk759

10 жыл бұрын

He was talking about his son in-game.

@GoodNight0wl

10 жыл бұрын

You clearly did not watch it to the end.

@griffinwhitehead6809

10 жыл бұрын

he knows

When I was a teenager, I loved fable 2. Fable 3 was announced, and I was so damn excited.....I played it, beat it...and just felt like a lot of the game was missing something. I couldn’t figure it out at the time as a dummy teenager. Yes I’m commenting years later, but I’m an adult now. This game really did blow hard. Feels more like a cash grab no than a sequel

@rjs5746

4 жыл бұрын

What it missed was cosmetics and things to upgrade, seeing as you become king there should have been more things to do maybe even pay for upgrades on your army or more of those meeting things

@flamer38544

4 жыл бұрын

@@rjs5746 I always thought they should have done a dlc of you making more choices on the throne lol.

@atomiczombie29

4 жыл бұрын

Smh

@Valleyraven007

3 жыл бұрын

This. Exactly the same for me, even back then 3 just felt... inferior to 2.

@liprojeck4576

3 жыл бұрын

Fable 3 ? Its The Ending Choices For Me Its Like A Fucked Up Or Dry Country Gorced Up On U , If You Do Your Promises There Wont Be No Population If You Do All The Regions Gone Be Trash Af 🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

I watched this video a million times when I was a kid

People always enjoy a good fable. M'aiq has yet to find one, though. Perhaps one day.

@mapleoatmeal2075

6 жыл бұрын

m'aiq the liar thank u for being here u made my day 👍

@justinsanford1951

6 жыл бұрын

hakers J'zargo will be the one to tell you a fable. J'zargo is always the best in what he does. J'zargo thinks today is the day you hear good fable.

@mapleoatmeal2075

6 жыл бұрын

Skyrim and fable games are my fav games.

@anthonyhodgson2934

6 жыл бұрын

Fable 2 was the good one

@drewbloom_

6 жыл бұрын

Um, Fable 1 exists.

Regarding #21, Fable's dead. It's dead because the company behind it was shut down by Microsoft themselves.

@HirekBC

6 жыл бұрын

Wasn't dead at the time this video was made

@Sephiruto

6 жыл бұрын

Actually Microsoft maintained the rights for Fable even after several offers were made; A typical mark that they intend to do something with it. I wouldn't be surprised if come 2020 a trailer for Fable 4 or a Fable Prequel came out utilizing nostalgia and a new engine to capitalize on it's former fame. After all, in 2004 this was a BIG thing.

@BitOfUltraviolence

6 жыл бұрын

As long as it a proper Fable game and not like the latest first person game. Fable is one of the best roleplay games around, even now since I have not found many games that is anywhere near it. You have Dragon Age and Skyrim but what else is there? A lot of roleplay games look like a mobile game that you play whilst waiting for the bus or a meeting.

@whatchawantdude2808

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah it was boring really bad

@frankenstein6677

6 жыл бұрын

At this point? Good riddance.

I loved fable 3. Was sooo great. I hate that people didn’t love it

@RosinGoblin

Жыл бұрын

I dont get the hate either. I loved it

@fansee1368

Жыл бұрын

It's a very flawed game and it fails in so many basic aspects, but it's kind of addictive, honestly I replayed it a lot as a kid and I just can't bring myself to hate it, despite agreeing with literally everything Joe had to say lmao

@mgregson

3 ай бұрын

I love the game as well, for its lore, atmospheres, and music. It's very nostalgic for me and I still enjoy playing the game, but there are for sure legitimate criticisms to be had. The game was far too easy and gameplay was simplistic and not intuitive enough. Guns and magic were so ridiculously overpowered. The game also should've been a bit longer and side quests more fleshed out. The developers were a bit heavy handed with the amount of pointless DLC... the worst thing was not being able to get all the weapons and clothes within your own game (for the achievements) that was really shitty... and you gotta admit the map interface was pretty damn frustrating.

@mgregson

3 ай бұрын

Lmao same, I love the game and have played through the entire story about 5 or 6 times, but I still absolutely 100% agree with everything Joe says in this video lmfaooo@@fansee1368

I come back to this video once in a while. Such a good time it was

I feel bad that I actually loved this game...

@KanetheSpaceWolf

7 жыл бұрын

you aren't alone I liked it too, I liked 2 more though

@elir8031

7 жыл бұрын

RunethePony Of course

@bemcefr462

7 жыл бұрын

me too but i prefer the 2 ^^ but i love the 4games^^

@thiagomenezes6850

7 жыл бұрын

Me too man. He went too hard on fable 3. Might not be the best in the franchise, but it still a beautiful game and true to its roots.

@hectorperez2181

7 жыл бұрын

Its not bad, but when you compare it to the first one its kinda crapy

Joe: Please tell me one thing that Fable does better than any RPG. Me: Suck Ass.

@nonfinale685

9 жыл бұрын

risen sucks harder. fable literally exceeds at nothing

@AKiddo1996

9 жыл бұрын

Can you tell how Risen does good with RPG? My guess is rolling in dog shit while sucking on a used condom and the person who used it has tons of STD's because it suck that much

The sancuary makes me want to find a free copy and toss it in the trash. 😢

I come back to this video every so often, just to get the sense of disappointment that was Fable III.

@TheGuardDuck

4 жыл бұрын

I loved Fable 2. 3, just, didn't do it for me. This video showed me why, and he's exactly right. I came back to see it again, and remind myself to not replay 3 after I finish replaying 2. BTW, you can get the pre-order exclusives from Fable 2 as a dlc now. The Halo armor and sword, the unique pirate sword in the secret dungeon near the end, etc.

@tropicmix8765

4 жыл бұрын

@Delta Romeo it's the video that got me started on Angry Joe tbh.

@silviogabriel4924

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@atomiczombie29

4 жыл бұрын

Smh

@Valleyraven007

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheGuardDuck exactly this

"Fuck this game for murdering my son." ~Angry Joe, 2011

"If I press A that means I'm pressing A!" Wise words from Angry Joe

I remember I played Fable 3 when I first got my Xbox 360 all those years ago. I played through the whole game twice and then I played it a third time in co-op with my sister and finished it. I never realised how many problems the game had at the time and watched this video heaps of times just laughing. But I wouldn't trade anything for the fun and memories I have of playing Fable 3 with her.

Fable 3 was very flawed but overall a great experience. I played this game for MONTHS when I was younger. It had maney flaws and going through about 15 differnt character ive experienced every bug you could imagine but overall many of the friends and experiences i had were good. I miss 2010 to 2013, so much more simpler times.

Ok so I just got Fable 2 and I'm addicted...

@nethy6

8 жыл бұрын

+Simming Adena Stay clear from fable 3 though. 1 is also kinda good and fun although it shows its age.

@adena5534

8 жыл бұрын

+nethy6 alrighty ;)

@adena5534

8 жыл бұрын

+Simming Adena :)*

@Reoko77

8 жыл бұрын

+Simming Adena yeah i would also recommend you to avoid the 3rd. the second really is the best one. i finished the second and got the 3rd. it was alright at SOME parts but angry joe really is right about these problems. they are CONSTANTLY THERE. and it really takes you out of the immersion. for example, heres a HUGE problem he missed: the real estate. as you buy more houses, you have to constantly repair them every hour using the same money they give you. think thats bad enough? you have to go to the menu/santurary, go to the map, go to the town, go to the house you want to look at, zoom in, and THEN repair. think THATS bad? zoom out, go to the next house, zoom in and repair. rinse and repeat through every house in town. THINK THATS BAD? do it for EVERY OTHER TOWN YOU HAVE HOUSES IN. hey, got a quick question. a simple one. you wanna hear it? ooookay, here it comes... YOU THINK THAAAASTS BAAAAADHGCYVDHCTCG??!! THERE IS NO QUICK SELECT OPTION. YOU HAVE TO PAINSTAKINGLY DO IT FOR EVERY SINGLE FUCKING HOUSE, IN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TOWN, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING HOUR. ITS TIME CONSUMING, RETARDED AND TEDIOUS, BUT YOU NEED TO DO IT BECAUSE ITS THE FASTEST WAY TO GET MONEY FOR A HUGE FUCKING ORDEAL LATE IN THE GAME. THERE IS NO ALTERNATIVE. IT FORCES YOU TO DO IT. unless you wanna spend 6 hours getting the money you need in broken, boring jobs.... all in all, it just made me wanna go play the second game. stick with the first and second, and pretend thats the the series right there. im not joking. youll thank me later.

@adena5534

8 жыл бұрын

Reoko77 I definitely trust you guys, I'm definitely not going to waste my money buying 3, if they do come out with a 4th lets hope they address some of these problem (aka all of them if they want anyone to play it)

i miss the fable series :(

@TheLifeOfDan1

5 жыл бұрын

Lighthaze FINGERS crossed Playground games are working on a new one!! :)

@Auror3324

4 жыл бұрын

The life of Dan Good news : Fable4 is gonna be announced in the next E3 ❤️❤️

@vipset87

4 жыл бұрын

@@Auror3324 fable 3 better than fable 2

@sandevastated1

4 жыл бұрын

Yvvj777 how? Didn’t Lion Head go bankrupt and shut down?

@itsyaboiwilliam5443

4 жыл бұрын

Rivia Wolf Edits yes they did but 2 companies are picking it up

I was sitting going "what does he mean the combat was super easy?! It was frustrating as hell!" Then he got to the part where melee is garbage. I did this entire game with melee. FML.

@mapleoatmeal2075

4 жыл бұрын

Yea im playing this game again for the achievements. And i cant feckin flourish without getting hit it takes so long and it sucks. I just use magic and push everyone away from me and shoot them

@ahabduennschitz7670

3 жыл бұрын

the melee part was right in the beginning. Are you high or so?

This is such a legendary review im still coming back every year to rewatch it. 😄

@charlieno7893

Жыл бұрын

Hahahha glad someone does the same as me. I love fable 😂

@venicec3310

Жыл бұрын

Lol me too

@charlieno7893

Жыл бұрын

@@venicec3310 I’m guilty I just picked up fable 3.

@kungalexander829

Жыл бұрын

Its so good that youtube keeps recommending it

@--Traveler--

Жыл бұрын

@@charlieno7893 it's a good game. but it's far worse than 2

Aaaaaaannnd, that whole being the king shit was a fuckin joke

@Shocktroll

9 жыл бұрын

Jason Fehr I know right? You hardly get any more power, besides those choices you make leading up to the end of the game. Can't even adjust taxes or anything.

@claudiarobinson2725

9 жыл бұрын

And they randomly pop up the last day, stupid new butler: "oh sucky darn looks like it's been one year! Yay now we all die!" (Because I can't stand to be bad, not even in a video game)

@sethn5217

9 жыл бұрын

Claudia Robinson I built up a real estate empire at the start of the game. so even when I chose all the good options for the end game, My treasury was still overflowing

@TheDevilAscendant

8 жыл бұрын

+Seth ノートン Alternatively, if you just don't go into the Road to Rule, you can continue to accumulate money, use that money to build up the real estate, and ramp profits up - any evil you get is counteracted by the fact you're shoving literal millions into the treasury. That's how I got the good ending but no deaths.

@sethn5217

8 жыл бұрын

Cameron Hector Either way, you still become one of the greatest monarchs in history

I never even knew what fable was when I first saw this post its been years but I still go back because this video is sooooo hilarious

@prod.kidmizu

8 жыл бұрын

xD same here

@manofsteel7atenine322

8 жыл бұрын

+Israél Golz same here its hilarious

@smoothdroid7827

8 жыл бұрын

+Manofsteel 7 Ate Nine hahahaha all of his rants are hillarious. Whenever I go on his channel and see any title with rant I HAVE to click on it.

@maujo2009

8 жыл бұрын

+Samuel Edwords (WC4) lol same here

@Stormreagge

8 жыл бұрын

+Samuel Edwords (WC4) I fucking love how he finishes this rant with : This game killed my SON ! :D

Damn, I remember watching this 12 years ago. Where has the time went?

@criminalscum_514

8 ай бұрын

Down the drain man, id give anything to be back watching this when it first came out. I miss when these videos were the most important information to me when i was 12 😂

@mgregson

3 ай бұрын

Same brother... same...

Black Guy DLC 💀💀

I was planning to play this game, but just entry #1 already discouraged me. Such a clunky interface that Skyrim's default menu system appears inspired.

@Dark3nedDragon

6 жыл бұрын

Yep, I personally preferred Oblivion's stat system and inventory system. RIP Vampire Athletics - Acrobatics - No Combat Skills - Dracula who jumped to the top of buildings with one press of a key, and did like negative damage on attacks but just danced perpetually out of range of all attacks.

@kylecoucke943

6 жыл бұрын

Resurgence Of The Shadow Dragons oblivion was so much more cluttered and disorganized. It wasn't bad but compared to how simplistic skyrim was...

@Micras08

6 жыл бұрын

It's actually pretty fun to look at Skyrim and Fable 3. Both have tried to appeal broader by streamlining, but only one of them have done it somewhat successfully. Skyrim for all it's flaws made what was a pretty knowledge-heavy leveling system into a coherent process (while adding perks to keep the min-max'ers somewhat happy) while retaining fun game play and exploration. Fable just kept cutting random things away while adding nonsensical bullshit to hide the fact that it isn't really a game at all xD

@harrischannel3321

6 жыл бұрын

String Player Gamer I love fable 3. It's just his opinion

@and...and..

6 жыл бұрын

Don't let reson #1 stop you. I thought the sanctuary would be unuseable but it's actually not bad. It takes 10 seconds tops to grab any one specific thing and leave, or 3 seconds to get to the map. You don't swap equipment often enough for it to matter. The only real mistake w/ the sanctuary is that they removed ALL menus for it, but it's everything else in this game that makes Fable 3 bad. There's still 20-25 hours of content if you only count the main quest + side quests worth doing (most suck). If you know this game is flawed but enjoyed the first two, then buy it for $3 usd like I did. Fable 3 can be enjoyed when your expectations are low.

Reason No. 33: Being "Monarch" is useless. Through the Game, I was excited to be king, especially as it was hyped through the game. Asking decisions that would alter the lives of your subjects over the course of a year in subtle and significant ways...boy was I wrong! The petition system in The Sims: Medieval was better than this! The only thing you're able to do is make a single decision which affects a single area, then you can do nothing more. And all the people will love or hate you for it, thus there's no middle ground. Had they got this right, I could probably have forgiven the game for more of its faults. BULLSHIT!!!

@DanLo-tube

6 жыл бұрын

More than useless : it sucks ! After you become a king, you get invulnerability from all the NPCs... you can kill who you want and nothing happens, steal what you whant and so on... The game just gats more boring ate the end !!

@Jack_EFC

5 жыл бұрын

I was hoping that when I was monarch I would have so much fun, I’d get to go back and end the darkness, reopen the library, stop reaver but even though you could do all those things it didn’t live up to expectations. You shouldn’t have just sat up on a throne. These things should have been quests. After the main plot is over the only difference is the fact that you can get away with any crime, everyone calls you a king and you live in a castle.

@anthonypinkney1877

5 жыл бұрын

Not 100% useless you get to be rich but other than that not much

@lenajohnson6179

4 жыл бұрын

@@anthonypinkney1877 Nah you only get to be rich if you're rich... in fact being the king/queen costs a lot more money than it brings in.

@TheGuardDuck

4 жыл бұрын

Best part of being "king", the royal costume for your Xbox Avatar. Dang that was cool looking. Except the hat, too much purple.

This aged well

9 years later, having just finished Fable 3, this was a delight to watch. The fucking Yule hat bro

Peter Molyneux + David Cage = YOU WILL FEEL EMOTIONS BECAUSE POLYGONS

I love fable 2 and hate fable 3. Fable 3 completely throws out Strength Skill and Will. You can't get a better health level heck you can't even see it. And lastly It doesn't even explain what the Crawler is or what he wants until Fable The Journey when we found out he's part of some shadow, darkness group who came because of the Spire being built.

@MrCheesyBaconBits

7 жыл бұрын

Its been years since I played Fable, I should buy it now that its on sale

Look at him, he was so slim back then

Angry Joe was always there for us, and we will be there for him - A black guy

Everybody gets so upset over how this game is "not enjoyable". I personally loved this game. I thought the only time it got boring was when there was no other quests to complete. But then again I do that with every game that focuses on quests. I feel that it is the same argument about the older and newer Fallout. Half is true, the other half is nostalgia. I also think that if you have trouble with melee, then get a better weapon.

@Jay-dx6gi

10 жыл бұрын

same...

@SasukeTheCursed

10 жыл бұрын

Question have you played the previous two Fables? If no than you really have no right to defend this abomination. If yes, your insane. Everything he said about this game was 100% true... and he didn't even mention after you become king and the game becomes a fucking banking simulator. The Fable games have been getting worse and worse. The first one was the best and it was sold on a pack of outright lies... that should tell you something.

@davidbodor1762

10 жыл бұрын

This is a game for 8 year olds...

@KaiserSynd1918

10 жыл бұрын

Enuma Elish I'm sorry that you get so offended by my opinion, but I play games for the fun of it. Not to complain they are terrible sequels.

@SasukeTheCursed

10 жыл бұрын

Tuffluck 1337 I'm not offended, I am simply trying to prevent a bad game from getting praise it doesn't deserve. Its that kind of thing that makes bad sequels keep happening. I don't want them to continue making shitty Fable games I want them to get it together and make good ones again. No one plays a game to bitch about it, they play to have fun and bitch when they don't.

almost like CD Project saw this and vowed to fix it all

Joe was so thin back then, but still some how looks better now lol.

@ItsButterBean1020

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s lowkey wild how different he looks

@ahabduennschitz7670

3 жыл бұрын

i also have some hows

I'm convinced this video was the reason there was no Fable 4, because I'm told 3 sold very well.

fable 1 is still number 1.

@IR-Fan

7 жыл бұрын

yeah too bad Fable 3 turned down to 1 button interaction yet too many annoyances.

Why is this game rated M? Other than the option to have sex, this could literally be rated E10

@talentlessartist7929

10 жыл бұрын

no. Even10 year olDs find the jokes too immature.

@miami2881

10 жыл бұрын

***** Best reply ever hahaha

@danrenaydo3787

10 жыл бұрын

Because it takes a very mature individual to resist throwing the game console out the window when playing such a lackluster game.

My biggest problem in Fable 3, hours of waiting and wondering "when am I going to fight a troll?", AND IT NEVER HAPPENS.

@defaultthedude

4 жыл бұрын

In fable 3 there was a hammer commissioned by Logan called “trollblight” and it made and used to exterminate every troll in Albion.

@theredadmiral1043

4 жыл бұрын

@@defaultthedude Well howsabout that then. Stupid Logan, ruining my fun...

@CyanEyed07

4 жыл бұрын

@TheRedAdmiral It looks like the game trolled you.

@defaultthedude

4 жыл бұрын

CyanEyed07 ayo

Guys I can't believe I'm this old look at Joe man just like when i was ten

fable 1 was the best for me

I still want a new Fable game. Just like 1 but 2020 style Also: I want lightning to come out of my hands not gloves.

@quacke6869

4 жыл бұрын

2020: rumors of Fable 4.

@asteyus9376

4 жыл бұрын

@Quwuack THEY WERE RIGHT😃

@hg7299

3 жыл бұрын

Middle of 2020: confirmed reboot of Fable, made by Forza creators... Probably premiere in 2024

@KosherPorky

3 жыл бұрын

I'd prefer a Fable 2 type game. God, I love fable 2. What a beautifully crafted experience

I love this video, come back to it every year! Thanks for the endless entertainment Joe!

I know another reason. The DRM on the PC version made it unplayable once games for windows live shut down. The only way to play it now is to use game pass.