Top 3 Crazy Car Pitches In The Den | Vol.1 | COMPILATION | Dragons' Den
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00:00 Ling's Cars
11:33 Kardocktor
23:43 Flow Signals
An international sensation, Dragon's Den features entrepreneurs pitching for investment in the Den from our Dragons, five venture capitalists willing to invest their own money in exchange for equity.
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3:43 "I've been in this country for eight years, I came with nothing, apart from perfect Chinglish." - Ling, legend
"Thank you for the money" "I refuse it" XD
Duncan visited Ling 4 years later, she met him in what is basically a yellow tank with a german flag on it, he went back to her HQ and was met with a 50k stack of cash on the desk xD She was bonkers, loved her
Ling's cars is still running. In 2023, they made £329k net profit (down 20% from last year). You can work out if that's good or not. Her website looks like a bad acid trip.
@AlmightyDoge665
Жыл бұрын
Her website is a throwback to the wacky early 2000s web design lol But Ling did great. She sold her business and is now living comfortably doing a worldwide cycling trip.
@theocollett3700
Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA
@franciscolaurean8550
Жыл бұрын
329k is great
@infjmale91
Жыл бұрын
@@franciscolaurean8550 That depends on how much of that is actually hers though. That will be split against shareholders and other members of her company. After that, she (personally) may not take that much.
@Truthseeker6859
9 ай бұрын
@@KH.01No need for random racism.
Love Ling. No self doubt- just a go getter. Charming and a disarming way about her, but clearly savvy.
Lings pitch is possibly the best thing I have seen on Dragons Den!!!
"What have you got a patent for?" "Because it's a good idea." Derek is a legend
@amrvandenadel
Жыл бұрын
Derek looks like Joe Biden after buying his ice cream Hahahahahahahahaah
@billybollockhead5628
9 ай бұрын
@@amrvandenadel : ugh.. why do you have to make everything political?
@amrvandenadel
9 ай бұрын
@@billybollockhead5628 calm down man! It’s a joke lol 😂
My dad leased a car from Ling. He was happy with the service. She used to send us Chinese sweets. Never any noodles, though.
In case nobody noticed Ling: Frist she did free promotion for the noodles. second, did promotion for her company by not showing interest in negotiation. what a legend!
Ling was ahead of her time
Theo is a savage... 'There's a sign there, that way" pointing at the exit 🤣
i hope ling is living her best life rn
@39zack
Жыл бұрын
maybe she went to the moon with that rocket
@JeffsWig
Жыл бұрын
@@39zackwocket woman
@Paul-fq9pj
Жыл бұрын
No risson
@BenjaminGoose
6 ай бұрын
rn? registered nurse?
@FloorDoughnut
6 ай бұрын
@@BenjaminGoose right now
Ling is probably the most iconic pitch I've ever seen
“Am not investin, am gone, am out”… …. “Duncan Bannatyne is out”
Kardokter and flow signals in one video, praise the lord
@scienceevolves4417
Жыл бұрын
All 3 are absolute classics of the DD!
Ring Ring, ring ring Me: 'My car won't start' Lee: 'Get a fkn new one!'
@gezatherton1071
2 ай бұрын
I roared with laughter at that! 😂😂😂
Duncan. “I said I’d listen because I didn’t want to be impolite” 10 seconds later. “You win the worst invention to ever appear on dragons den, the prize is yours” 😂😂😂
I think the guy offering telephone advice on how to fix your car by suggesting you take it to the garage was straight out of a Monty Python sketch lol bless come to think of it, he could have shared the sketch with the last guy that was on too 😅
What a ballsy move to give multi millionaires instant noodles for lunch, legend 🤣
Three absolute Dragon's Den legends. Of which only Ling had success 🤣
“Peter jones has heard enough” Thanks narrator.
@soilhands7853
Жыл бұрын
I've heard enough of that Captain Obvious. Most useless job ever.
@JL-gf3yc
Жыл бұрын
That’s right that’s what he said👏
Ling did very well for herself. She has since sold her car business and stated she planned to travel the world and enjoy your hobby of cycling. Good for her !!!
@pwnagenuss
Жыл бұрын
Link
@Rocketman10057
Жыл бұрын
@@pwnagenussgoogle it
@The_Orgazoid
Жыл бұрын
@@pwnagenusslazy and rude
@pwnagenuss
Жыл бұрын
@@The_Orgazoid LINK
Perfect Chinglish , Fantastic 😂😂😂
@jackking9271
Жыл бұрын
Reported for racism
Kardoctor guy should've opened with "have u ever taken a car to a garage with a tiny issue at the back of the car, and the garage tells you'll need a new engine, suspension, timing belt, pedals and wheels and it'll cost 10k" Would've been more effective and dragons would've understood where he's coming from
the second fella looks a bit like an angry version of Duncan
@TheManInBlueFlames
Жыл бұрын
He's already angry!
@billybollockhead5628
9 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAA!!! I Soooo see it!
The second guy walked in like such a sketch ball
Ling is a firecracker and glad to hear she is doing well, but can understand reluctance to invest, she would be impossible to work with. I actually think cardoctor has something going for it. I would consider using a service like that to get independent advice about mechanical issues I'm having. For anyone who can't afford to throw unlimited amounts of money at problems their car is having (like the dragons), and if you don't have a mechanically minded family member to go to for advice and to check you aren't getting ripped off by the mechanics, I think cardoctor could potentially be a valuable service.
@TheManInBlueFlames
Жыл бұрын
On the contrary, Ling KNOWS what she wants: she would be VERY easy to work with. There's a clear route to market.
Ling's Cars, Kardoktor and Flow Signals - which is the odd one out? *Answer: Ling's Cars:* Ling was an absolute LEGEND for taking down the Dragons and having them 'for breakfast'! She was right and did well in the end! She showed them! Remember the time this was released!
I thought Ling was going to ask for investment in developing a surface to air missle site.
Poor ling hasn’t a clue what Duncan was saying.
The flow signals guy had all the signs that his product was crap.
Lol, the nuclear truck cracked me up 😂
Lee Car Doctor Wood , my fav pitch ever
Bought a missile 😂😂😂
love the flow signal guy! xD legendary!
I need to go to bed. Got a busy day tomorrow. Why can't I stop watching this?
This is a rare case where i 100% agree with turning the offer down. Good for Ling!
31:37 Duncan's face is so done 🤣
Best dragons era
Kardockter should have started the helpline alongside his garage
LING is a legend
The website will remind you of the days when people used to use things like teletext. The website is full of spelling mistakes too. It is like a school kids web design project from the late 90s early 2000s
Ling is crazy! Their offer was excellent! LOL!
Ling is a sweet ducky person!🐥
Tbf to the Cardoctor guy, he’s got a point. Take a car to a garage they say needs new head gasket. Ring Cardoctor and they’ll give a 2nd opinion
Ling = legend
Booooo... I wanted to hear about the traffic light problem.
Lee Kardockteor is hilarious!
“1 way street signs but what do you see if you go the wrong way?” Answer: a no entry sign🤦♂️
@TheManInBlueFlames
Жыл бұрын
Response: The no entry sign is in another direction or blocked by trees.
@JL-gf3yc
Жыл бұрын
@@TheManInBlueFlames or is covered in snow🤣
Even Jenny Campbell was out on the last one...
Aww, I felt sorry for Derrick 😢
You fit a flow signal
Ling!
Last 1 definitely has kids in the basement
Chinglish is my new word
Some of these commenters are crazy. The last guys idea was ludicrous, and Ling was very unlikable 🤷♂️
Hello Dragons my name is Lee Wood … Igor more like lol
It amazes me how arrogant these people are about business when there infront of 5 very rich and successful business owners 😂😂
So they value at 167k Far cry from 1.millon Chinese are not fool s
How many greedy grabbing gambling adverts do you need to show on here, I hope you're saving all the pennies your making from them .
Deborah has beautiful eyes
Ethereum 💯👍
@NinjaxVR
Жыл бұрын
What about it
@KH.01
9 ай бұрын
@@NinjaxVRit’s what he/she him/her/this/there/over there, excepts for their services. If you ever left a comment on a dragons den video that user messages with solicitation of short time and long time prices quoted in crypto. Be careful.
ling maybe s.p.y
Shut up Peter Jones 😭 U know everything 😅
@NinjaxVR
Жыл бұрын
I mean Yh he does he’s made billions from his businesses so I’d sit back and listen all day
1st lol
Ling looks pretty autistic. Cute too.
The Three Stooges!!!
R.I.P touker soulyman, such sad news
@JL-gf3yc
Жыл бұрын
What are you on about?🤣🤣
@HelenCelticGhirl
Жыл бұрын
He’s not dead 😂
@kareemjordan6780
Жыл бұрын
What kind of sick person makes such a comment just to get attention in the comments section of a KZread video? You need help
Silly split link