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@emmacrooke807

2 ай бұрын

I've used "You uncultured swine" a few times 😂

@disneydaniel3163

2 ай бұрын

You do that, I’ll be happy also Emily do you like Disney too because I’m working on a radio station called fun kids the other day and I’m working on some new Disney songs for the children

@Wiiguy1606

2 ай бұрын

Once again, I am disappointed you did not include this moment from Luca as I said when you made a top 10 list instead of a 20 list: In the movie Luca, there's a scene where through Giulia, the titular character throws shade at Ercole the bully in town. Guilia was like "Ercole, you look like..." Luca whispers "catfish" Giulia repeats "A Catfish!" The crowd as well as the bully takes it in stride until... Luca in the most innocent voice ever: *"they’re bottom feeders and they also have two sad little whiskers.”* There was enough to actually get under the bully's skin and the people laughing at him to the point where the bully flat out declared that he will destroy Luca in the upcoming race. No one in town has ever been able to do that until Luca and Alberto came to town. Heck, even Luca's companion, Alberto gave a sly smirk at the jerk as Luca says the line as if silently saying, "ooh, you got burned!" And unlike all the other characters on this list who mostly said their lines with confidence, Luca is actually nervous and scared of Ercole. So when he said the insult and it actually did manage to get through Ercole's skin, it's much more impressive and actually should have at least been given an honorable mention

@peggyknecht5551

2 ай бұрын

I have used: "It's called a hustle, sweetheart.", "You are a sad, strange little man.", and I actually called someone a "Nerf herder".

@lorikeffer6339

Ай бұрын

No, I haven't, but whenever I think about Scar's classic insult, my comeback is: "Well, Scar, look in the nearest pond and you'll see the chief of idiots staring right back at you!"

Jafar: the princess will marry me Sultan: the princess will marry….but you’re so old. Lol😂that was funny to me especially since he shook out of Jafar’s spell to say it.

@yufi305

Ай бұрын

🤣

@seantaggart7382

Күн бұрын

And jafar just HITS THE SPELL HARDER AND YET HE STILL FAILS!

“Ladies do not start fights but they can finish them” -Marie from The Aristocats and I clicked

@kathrynhill5796

2 ай бұрын

Ha! It’s funny because it’s true!

@user-gi8pk9uc7q

2 ай бұрын

She is one sassy kitten!

@ThePinkDragon

2 ай бұрын

classic

@seankent9057

2 ай бұрын

IKR! Never gets old. 😂

@SilvanaPuris2310

2 ай бұрын

That's so true jaja

"The only frozen heart around here is you!" That comeback was so impressive to preteen me, that I always yelled "Ooooohhh!" at the screen.

@SilvanaPuris2310

2 ай бұрын

That describes totally to Hans

@calvinfujii5921

2 ай бұрын

@@SilvanaPuris2310And his father and other brothers by extension.

@shenran9164

2 ай бұрын

If you pause that part just right you'll see her fist go all the way in his face

@eternasapphiremoon81

11 сағат бұрын

that line is very similar to Esmeralda's "The only fool I see is you!" to Frollo in Hunchback... I swear we need top 10's of each character's sassy remarks. Heck I bet some could do a top 20!

"I'm just a dumb bunny but we are good at multiplying". 🤣

@cartoonkeeper

2 ай бұрын

Yeah makes you wonder whether Judy Hopps or Nick Wild recognize the innuendo in that statement

@bluegold1026

2 ай бұрын

Lmao yeah really!

@jfb173jb

2 ай бұрын

Honestly that could be a WB joke too. Given Bugs has made similar jokes before.

@Michael_Knight823

2 ай бұрын

@@jfb173jb "G'night, everybody!" -- Yakko Warner

@SPAnComCat

2 ай бұрын

Sexual Innuendo much?

"DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!" - Mushu

5:14 "you’re not a lady, you’re nothing but a sister" could definitely be on this list too 😂😂

Ladies do not fight, but we can finish them DISHONOUR ON YOU DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW I’m surrounded by idiots Those are the ones that live on my mind rent free

@maulmopsmaus9091

2 ай бұрын

same here! 🤣 and: "I shall practise my curtsy" and "Life's not fair, isn't it?"

@melissagrant4178

2 ай бұрын

The whole dishonor on your whole family, dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow is so funny

@L.Tarras

2 ай бұрын

My is "Well forgive me for not leaping for joy, bad back you know"

@twobefree4me

2 ай бұрын

Same for the third one lol

@jennifertarin4707

Ай бұрын

I swear to God that I actually AM surrounded by idiots

Umm hello where was Cogsworth?! "Well, there's the usual things. Flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep."

Fun fact: The word "shade" is an anagram for "Hades" That's all you need to know about Hades' character

@dexoearth9167

Ай бұрын

Not exactly like Greek Mythology (Hades's character and Hercules's name), but worthy of recognition.

"DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!" That line cracked me the hell up as a kid!

@vickicole4787

2 ай бұрын

It cracks ME up as an adult!

@Natalia-zx1qn

Ай бұрын

This is literally how my husband and I insult each other. Haha :)

Everyone has used the "Dishonor" line once.I so think the Frozone fight with his wife should be higher 😂😂😂

@maulmopsmaus9091

2 ай бұрын

I do that at least once a week. Since I watched Mulan for the first time years ago. 😅

I honestly thought the most clever insult in disney history was Lion king where simba meet timon and pumba he says "i dont want to talk about it" timon replies "good, we dont want to hear about it."

****WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT!!!!****

@darkstarmoonshadow8892

2 ай бұрын

TELL ME WHERE MY SUITE IS WOMAN

@NascarNick2488

2 ай бұрын

@@darkstarmoonshadow8892WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!!!!

@davidwesley2525

2 ай бұрын

It's At the Dry Cleaners . 1🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣​@@darkstarmoonshadow8892

@davidchism6081

2 ай бұрын

@@darkstarmoonshadow8892 without the E at the end.

"She's just ugly".....Oh man, we use that quote all the time. Lilo & Stitch is freakin hysterical :)

@jennifertarin4707

Ай бұрын

That was thr first movie I saw at a drive in (I was an adult at the time)

Emma Thompson is a gem and she was brilliant as Captain Amelia. And Francis the bulldog has a perfect biting wit!

@loganmargison1016

4 сағат бұрын

"And Doctor, again, with the greatest possible respect, zip your howling screamer." Most eloquent delivery of "shut up" I have ever heard.

Hey, I’m Picasso!” Ehh, I don’t get it.” “YOU Uncultured Swine!! WHAT Are You Looking At, You hockey puck?”

@kathyd456

25 күн бұрын

Rickles was a riot, I love the hockey puck line. Juuuust old enough to get the joke behind the joke.

That line from Girl Worth Fighting For gets me laughing every time…I mean look at that expression 🤣

@jaclynsanture6643

22 күн бұрын

'The only girl who loves is his mother.' the empoer's adviser is a momma's boy.

Judy outfoxing Nick was pure badass

I use "I'm surrounded by idiots" more then I care to admit. 😅

One of my favorite lines (which didn't make it on this list) is Maleficent's frustrated comment about her minions in "Sleeping Beauty": "They're hopeless! A disgrace to the forces of evil!"

"Dishonor you! Disnhonor your cow!"

13:11 - Aladdin was basically calling Prince Achmed an "A*Hole"

@cooperminion825

2 ай бұрын

The technical term is: a horse's ass

@melissagrant4178

2 ай бұрын

I didn't get that joke, until I was much older

@jacklow9611

2 ай бұрын

Actually, he was calling him a horse's ass.

@EvErLoyaLEagLE

2 ай бұрын

@@jacklow9611 you mean like "horse-ass"? or rather, "ass-horse" lol

Wow, Disney KNOWS how to throw shade. 😂

20:56 Robin Willams was the best. He made tons of these that can be seen in the Genie outtakes

Pascal from Tangled! I know he doesnt have any lines, but he is so Sassy! 🦎 Theres a particular moment when Pascal and Maximus meet. Pascal is ontop on Rapunzels head, and if you listen to his squeeks it sounds like he's saying "Back the F*** up" or possibly "Sit the F*** down". It fits so well to the context of the scene and always makes us laugh! 😂 If youve not noticed it before go back and watch that scene, Max is trying to charge at Flynn and Rapunzel is trying to get Max to sit 😂😂 Love our sassy boy! 🦎👌

Scar's quote is so memorable, they brought it back for Once Upon A Studio

Yzma telling the peasant that he should have thought before becoming one reflects politicians in real life

2:12 Judy hopps’s crack about rabbits being good at multiplying is either irony, sarcastic wit or both. what I do know is having it said by a rabbit is what makes it funny as hell.

@eeveestriker2876

Ай бұрын

I just got that line.

Funny thing for “Living Proof That Dinosaurs Roam The Earth” is Disney’s Dinosaur was before The Emperor’s New Groove

Even Judy makes a rabbit joke while he's insulting Nick is comedy gold

I can’t choose just one comeback They’re all amazing

My fave come back will always be mushu” alright, dishonor in you make a note of this… dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dishonor on your whole family!”

Me just thinking of a few quotes from Dr. Facilier: "You do have a soul, don't you Lawrence?" "Mom and Dad cut you off, huh, playboy?" (to Naveen) Maybe it's my hyperfixation, but I laugh every time he says these. :P

🌊 Why is the rum gone? "Pirates of the Caribbean"

That 👊 from Anna in Frozen says it all 😅😊

he insults and comebacks from these particular characters are one of the reasons why some of them are my favorites! Because it shows that whether they are main or secondary characters, They're not afraid to lay down the cold hard truth or just generally be mean.

Francis had the best burn. That's probably about my level of sass.

The insults and comebacks in Disney movies can't stop to be funny sometimes. My favs are: Frozen, that describes totally to Hans, plus the final blow to his face Mushu and Timón, the kings of sarcasm and sassiness I think jaja Marie from Aristocats ( and Belle ( I like how her rejection to Gaston sent him out the door jajaja

WOW! I never knew Judy from Zootopia said, "But we can multiply". Hilarious sex joke.

Emperor's New Groove when someone would ask about the lady's description and everyone would answer "she was scary beyond all reason" meaning Izma.

Anything Disney always makes me happy

@annien.1727

2 ай бұрын

Me, too!

@autumbreeze1129

2 ай бұрын

Even the remakes?

@annien.1727

2 ай бұрын

@@autumbreeze1129 I don't think she's talking about the remakes. Just the good stuff. I'm also planning to make the good stuff at Disney once I get a job there.

@tonyparra8459

2 ай бұрын

​@@annien.1727I even have some ideas for a Disney movie.

@annien.1727

2 ай бұрын

@@tonyparra8459 Really? I'd love to hear out your ideas.

The next list should be about insults & comebacks from Dreamworks. One can only have a feast considering we have characters like Hiccup and Branch with their sarcastic remarks and Donkey and King Julien who are just hilarious and don't hold back on what they think. And that is just the peak of the iceberg.

I'm quoting Scar most of the time. He has the best lines!

hahahahahaha SHE HUSTLED YOU GOOD!!!

I've tossed around the "I'm surrounded by idiots" before. Though less British thespian and more Scottish/Irish annoyed or angry.

All the Disney insults and comebacks are the best there all funny and iconic ❤️❤️❤️

22:28 never gets old 😂

As a kid watching Mulan I cracked up at that insult from Yao 😭🤣 8:04

@piraattipupu

Ай бұрын

Yao is funnier in Finnish: when talking about chi fu and the woman who might love him, yao doesn't say his mother, but his horse 🤣

@joepurcell18

Ай бұрын

​@@piraattipuputhat's hilarious 😂🤣

3:43 Maui's tattoo taking Moana's side tho 🤣

What about in “Dumbo” where this exchange occurs between Dandy Crow and Timothy Mouse: Dandy: Say, look here, brother rat- Timothy: BROTHER RAT?! Now listen! I ain’t your brother and I ain’t no rat, see?! Dandy: Uh-huh. And I suppose you, and no elephant, ain’t up in no tree, either.

@melissagrant4178

2 ай бұрын

That was funny

11:03 I swear Honey is my fav! 😂😂

18:35 great mushu impression Emily

10:15 You tell 'im, Anna!

i absolutely love francis' comeback with the vocabulary in a single sentence

Dishonor on your cow will never not be funny. Some of Eddie's best work 😂

Ah! Scar isn’t the only villain to say I’m Surrounded By Idiots. The Earth Queen, the daughter of The Earth King, said the same thing in The Legend of Korra. Really seems like that villains think alike

@ChibiProwl

2 ай бұрын

Well.... Megatron in G1 Transformers says I've got morons on my team! So....he said it too.😂

@minilea144

2 ай бұрын

Korra isn't Disney nor is it a movie...yet.

@olvialee7221

2 ай бұрын

@@minilea144 It’s just a villain line

I was audibly laughing at *"Jafar, Jafar, he's our man, if he can't do it,* GREAT!"

What about Linguini calling Anton thin for someone who likes food?

@kaitlynkoontz3788

2 ай бұрын

Probably should be a different list for Pixar.

@waheedabdullah6371

2 ай бұрын

But they put Toy Story and The Incredibles on the list​@@kaitlynkoontz3788

10:21 nice right hook

Emma Thompson makes Amelia awesome!

Can we just give a shout out to the Hyenas for their absolutely hilarious moment that prompted Scar to say his line.

13 was my favorite ever! Captain Amelia’s sass was one of the top reasons for loving Treasure Planet!

Growing up i used marie's line a lot. As a teen a guy started mouthing off to his friends about me and i used mushu's iconic "say that to my face you limp noodle"

Zip your howling screamer!!!! Captain Amelia.

Captain Amelia is a character who just frequently pops up in my head sometimes, love her. Even once wrote down one of hers, "With greatest possible respect, zip your howling screamer," for a table next to mine that wouldn't stop talking during math class a few years ago :P

@kathyd456

25 күн бұрын

🤣 that'd have been terrific to see!

Gaston truly was an idiot. Belle used “primeval” as an insult and he thought she was complimenting him.

I have used "It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends."

Captain Amelia just got better as I grew up

To my husband, "I am your wife, I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get!" He always tells me I am =)

I've use the dishonour on you with my husband. I'll also snap back with, "I am your wife! I am the greatest good you're ever going to get!" if he's annoying me 🤣

Here are some others I can name: "Does he look dangerous to you?" Kala (Tarzan) "Cat got your tongue?" Snow White (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs) "What does he think I look like? A Jackass?" Lampwick (Pinocchio) "It appears that I now have an outlaw for an inlaw" King Richard (Robin Hood) "You have a lot of spirit and a lot of mouth" Cassim (Aladdin and the king of thieves) "Well it wasn't Cinderella" Charlie McCartney (Fun and Fancy Free) "Maybe I should interrupt the 'singing' Cinderella (Cinderella) "Teenagers. You give them an inch, they swim all over you Sebastian (The Little Mermaid) "You know how men are. They think no mean yes. Take me, I'm yours" Meg (Hercules)

If ya don't think you shouldn't talk...should be the motto of all politicians!

Number 4 is also used in The Santa Clause 2.

@melissagrant4178

2 ай бұрын

I thought I was the only one that knew that, when Scott is fighting the evil Santa, the evil Santa said you,are a strange little man

205: Emma Thompson may not have played a total badass in a live movie but she did bring style and sass to her character Captain Amelia in Treasure Planet

I have 2 insults that are my favorite. "IDIOT BALLS OF FLUFF" from Balto and "Oh, you got hurt. I hope the knife is okay" from the Hunicast.

@tonyparra8459

2 ай бұрын

Balto is Universal though.

@jagirl966

2 ай бұрын

@@tonyparra8459 I know. I never said it was my favorite from Disney.

"Uncultured Swine" is a family favorite.

Number 11: I have. 😂 anyone else?🤣

Yes, it's called a cruel irony.

@randomshorts6862

2 ай бұрын

I love that line 😊

"Ladies do not start fights but they can finish them." I was raised on this line😂😅😃

Here’s one funny sass quote from the 101 Dalmatians tv show: in “A Christmas Cruella” when Jasper and Horace playing the part of Marley sing about Cruella needing to learn to love or she’ll become like them, she then asks “I’ll become a tone-deaf nitwit?”

7:06 huh YOU MONSTER

Bagheera punchline agianst Baloo in Swedish : ”Han e me mej, alltså. Jag ska lära han allt jag kan.” Bagheera response: ”Nåja, det går väl ganska fort.”) .. it happends people use time to time LOL

@jacklow9611

2 ай бұрын

Could you please translate that to English so those who can't speak Swedish can enjoy the insult too?

Mushu's "SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU, LIMP NOODLE!" ISN'T on the list?!

Its a hustle sweetheart. Was a double slap cause she threw his words back into his face.

My favorite quote is "GREATER GOOD I AM YOUR WIFE IM GREATER GOOD YOUR EVER GONNA GET"

Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them! I have all brothers and do taekwondo I use that line a lot😂

The spinach puffs though; now that’s just below the belt 7:02

Treasure Planet is underrated as a movie. More people need to see the sassy cat captain and learn some good insults.

Here's a Disney insult: You're blinker's on!

Treasure Planet in general is a treasure trove❤

Scar as #1 is SPOT ON! Pun intended! I use it all the time! I have a t-shirt that says this iconic line, with his face and the hyenas!

5:11 i grew up with 2 they are annoying and love to aggravate 5:41 that’s me I’m like get a hold of him you know what she says..”there’s nothing I can do” bruh

Thank you ❤. Disney cheers me up.

Disney has so many amazing sassy quotes and I love that Scar is number 1!

The Emperor's New Groove is a treasury of sass and burns, I wish more people would appreciate it.

OK I have got to admit.. Captain Amelia is indeed a beautiful example of both sassy and straightforward conveyance of thoughts regarding one's generally proven ineptitude in such a manner as to demonstrate said implausibility of "short-thinking" to such a degree, that I have utterly no choice but to applaud her until my pedial limbs have become limp with overstress.. it is pain, true, but pain in one's digits that will be welcomed and so very well deserved toward this UTTERLY delightful female captain's intelectual countenance.

18:40 come on ..... cut bessie some slack

I work in customer service and use #1 on a daily basis 😣

I'll never get over the initial betrayal of Hanz. I'm sorry but that line he said was vicious!!!!!