The last one was too much...

@stevekaczynski3793

Ай бұрын

A bit sociopathic. James Eade described an early tournament of his where an opponent was eating a Sloppy Joe and took it upon himself to adjust all Eade's pieces, getting sauce on them. Eade was too naive to complain at that point to the tournament organisers and lost the game rather badly.

@RJMTacoma

Ай бұрын

2:59 into video the invite to take what seems a blundered Kt move by white is no a blunder, but a trap. Black’s move Q x Kt d4 results in black Queen’s lost with B x P h7 check.

@Frost_Byte_Tech

21 күн бұрын

Welcome to South Africa 😂

The dirtiest thing is to attack on the king side.

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

yap its a gentlemen's game, no punching noses lol

@arjunts2648

Ай бұрын

Nah it's winning in a losing position by time

@deviantan021

Ай бұрын

@@arjunts2648 My last 2 wins were like that, couldn't believe it. The last one broke my a** but couldn't finish me off in time. Don't resign a game, you never know.

In that “blunder”, white can go bishop h7 check with discovered attack on the queen

@KarlPlaysGenshin

Ай бұрын

Saw that too!! was about to comment but saw this.

@justinyuen4950

Ай бұрын

Check

Half of this ain't even dirty

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

I needed the video to be 8 minutes long bro,, im paying my rent with this one😜

@johnmason9221

2 ай бұрын

Dirty trick #21 If you have the white pieces move first.

@WizardScaler

2 ай бұрын

Bro wants be to dirty 🗣️

@finntastiq1524

2 ай бұрын

Chess tip 22: If you are black, wait for the opponent to move first and then react accordingly.

@lloydmupunga618

2 ай бұрын

Dirty trick #23. If the traffic light is green, cross the road.

One more thing that I use in otb chess: When you set a trap, try to look disappointed so that your opponent believes that you've blundered and falls right into your trap

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

lol that is sneaky, chess starting to look a lot like poker otb

@lov.2.g

Ай бұрын

😂

@himzenko

Ай бұрын

it always works with y friends XD

@laurinpfau7934

28 күн бұрын

Also works the other way round. You blunder pieces, say "oh no, my knight :)" and your opponent thinks its a trap.Reverse psychology or something like that.

@prawnydagrate

28 күн бұрын

@@laurinpfau7934 Yes, it's called reverse psychology. You can't really _say_ "oh no, my knight" because you're not allowed to talk during otb games, but you could smile or something

Holding your bishops far from the main action makes people to forget about their existence, only then to put rook or queen under their attack line

Bro thought he could outsmart hikaru😂

Tactic twenty, you can use the pawn as a queen. It is whatever you say it is at the back rank.

For rule 7, Bxh7+ then Nxh7 or Kxh7 followed by Qxd5, exchanging a mere bishop for a queen and a pawn.

@mortalchess

Ай бұрын

nice, you gave the variations aswell.. your coach must be proud

Love this video! Thank you 🙏

@mortalchess

17 сағат бұрын

thank you, im glad you enjoyed it

Some of these apply only online and others only in person...

Yes, you win with these dirty tricks, but you will never earn respect and will be hated by others

@mortalchess

Ай бұрын

I grew up watching the WWE, Edge and Randy orton were the dirty type of wrestlers and I would be fuming at the end of each show lol.. but now I understand you need those type of people to be entertained.. chess needs villains lol

@TommyLiang-uf9nu

Ай бұрын

@@mortalchess yes indeed, but I will never be one tho

@LuisAldamiz

Ай бұрын

It's a war game: you do what you must to win. Another thing is whether this advice is good or not, I have issues with some of the "tricks", they seem at least badly analyzed, at worst false leads.

@thefarmking9924

Ай бұрын

you only win chess with traps at gm level

Actually you'd be better off in a tactical game against a strong player than in a positional game. You're probably going to lose both, but at least in a tactical game the stronger player may miss something. Not putting pressure on a stronger player is unwise because (left to their own devices) they can out maneuvere you.

Sliding into the back rank is always nice

@mortalchess

16 сағат бұрын

random, but true✅

More videos like this please

@mortalchess

Ай бұрын

done!

Hikaru Dark Arts

@mortalchess

15 сағат бұрын

a win is a win, you know

2:56 bishop checks the king leading to a discovered queen attack. As long as you never leave a piece unprotected, and look out for potential forks and pins etc you're good 👍 Three point loss in the mid game is not that bad though considering the you lost a knight and a bishop

3:00 Bxh7+ wins queen for bishop

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

✅

@SneakyFreakyBastard

2 ай бұрын

Isn't it actually queen for bishop and knight?

@RetroEfx

2 ай бұрын

How

@chosenmc

2 ай бұрын

​@@RetroEfx if Bxh7+ you have to deal w check first but no matter what you do ur queen is still hanging

@RetroEfx

2 ай бұрын

​@@chosenmc👍👍

love the canva preset :)

@mortalchess

19 күн бұрын

lol😂😂,busted. you work with canva a lot?

All good, except the last one.

YOU SKIPPED #17! DIRTY!

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

lol shhh🤫🤭

Losses the Queen from the bishop check! Nice tactic ❤

at 4:17, you could have just taken the Knight with the queen QxH5

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

you were not supposed to see that lol😂

@Spin940

2 ай бұрын

Finnaly. I thought I was hallucinating.

@l0v0l78

2 ай бұрын

I was thinking about that

@teh_kaczuch

2 ай бұрын

Same thought

#3 is exactly how I reached 1000 both in bullet and 900 blitz. Ppl learn the principles but get completely lost when their opponent don't follow them and go a4 a5 etc and launch an attack, and can't counterplay on our king in centre

@mortalchess

17 сағат бұрын

I hated those types of opponents lol.. they drag the game into chaos and then beat you with experience.

@3:02 A bishop sac checking the king that has a discovered attack on the queen. @3:10 trapped piece - although be aware of opportunities to create a check to buy time or rescue the piece, or to stop the piece in the attack range of your opponent that when they capture the piece removes a defender from a crucial square. Don't *always* just take whatever you can see.

At 2:56 if you take the knight, it's a discovered attack on the hanging black queen. White bishop to h7 check with a discovered attack by the white quren on the black queen.

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

nice, a painful one though

@DanLevyEsq

2 ай бұрын

Yep, and the next move by black is a resignation

@-AxisA-

2 ай бұрын

@@DanLevyEsq 😆👌

5:12 Fun fact: if white's pawn was on the h, f, d, b file this would be a draw cuz the bishops after promotion would be the same color. And on this position there is a way to lose. Kc6 Ka4 Kd5 c6 Ke6 c7 Kf7 c8=B Kf8 Ka3 Kf7 Ka2 Kf8 Ka1 Kf7 Bf4 Bc1 Ba2 Bb2# The best try for white to draw is to not push the pawn at all and try to go for the 50 move rule.

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

interesting, white has to resist the temptation to move the pawn during those 50 moves lol because if a pawn moves, even on move 49, you start counting from zero.🤣

#3 What if Bf5? Black knows how to play Pirc's, so he should also know how to exploit his/her castling offensively, Bb7 seems overly horrible.

what is that Brool from in the beginning with Magnus?

@mortalchess

21 күн бұрын

thanks man, it's nice to see some of my old vidz getting views

4:18 or just take the knight with your queen🥶

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

😅 my mistake lol

Most of this is just basic, sound strategy.

"dark, forbidden, unspeakable chess tricks" "use good opening principles."

@mortalchess

21 күн бұрын

lool 🤣🤣.getting people to click on a video is not an easy thing

@ericm1839

21 күн бұрын

@@mortalchess the most masterful chess trick of all

nice vid dropped a sub

@mortalchess

21 күн бұрын

thanks man, will keep em coming

4:18 blunder

"He is your father" lmfao😆

@mortalchess

16 сағат бұрын

I left a lil something for those that watch til the end lol

4:18 you could capture the knight with the queen.

@mortalchess

29 күн бұрын

yah, my mistake lol😅

4:17 we can take the knight , I don't think you rewatch your videos after editing lol .

@mortalchess

27 күн бұрын

I wont lie, I did not see the knight was hanging until the video was up on youtube😅

Very good video, editing and AI voice speed. Although I won't do any of these since I play online only and who cares about ratings.

@wblue74

2 ай бұрын

Except that the AI voice has no warmth, its intonation is wrong, and it gets many pronunciations wrong. I would prefer a human voice, even one with a heavy accent.

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

thanks man, yours is a healthy approach.. chasing rating is a miserable cycle of hope and frustration.

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

wblue74 bro, when our AI overlords inevitably take over this world..you'll wish u never typed any of these comments lol

@elisabethoctavia1016

Ай бұрын

​@@wblue74agrees. Human voice is better than AI

What’s rule 17 ?

I literally know nothing. And yet, I know everything.

@mortalchess

16 сағат бұрын

lol this sentence will open a black hole here in my comment section

"The first thing to note is that even if the opponent is deliberately hiding your captured queen (or any other piece you might want to promote to) there is no excuse for using some substitute because the rules allow for a simple solution: stop the clock, call the arbiter and ask for the piece you require. It is part of the arbiter's job to do this." If there is no arbiter, there is still a clock that can be paused while a queen is found

@mortalchess

Ай бұрын

you are not pausing the clock against a chess hustler in the park..you wont hear the last of it lol😅😅

1:03 Literally anyone who plays the KID is familiar with flank attacks. There is no one above 700 who would seriously lose against a line like that.

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

d4 Nf6 Nc3 g6 Bf4 d6 e4 Bg7 Qd2 0-0 0-0-0 ... I play the KID myself but whenever I'm against this line, it's tears bro.

@pushingyourownagenda9889

2 ай бұрын

What's your rating? ​@@mortalchess

4:19 into video ….why move Bishop under attack by Kt? Instead, why not white move QxKt instead??

Thank you. I appreciate ur videos they have been helpful whats your pay pal account

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

I'm glad you're loving the dirty tricks 😋😋😋 paypal.me/mortalchess

4:18 BIG MISTAKE bro

0:46 yeah, but the only openings i know is just the London System and Indian Defence and nothing more (i believe that is what these openings are called but feel free to correct me if im wrong)

@mortalchess

Ай бұрын

yeah thats what they are called, a lot of people hate the london system though...its considered anti chess

Am rolling 🤣 🤣

Bishop gives Check and Queen 👑 is ours 🙂

4:17, Qh5

3:02 i think i know is it bishop takes the pawn on h7?

@mortalchess

Ай бұрын

nice

when your opponent has only seconds left on the clock make every move a check, even if it means throwing pieces away, it also cancels any pre moves they had played.

@mortalchess

16 сағат бұрын

i do that too lol🤣 dirty!

Discovery bishopqueen gone!!

3:00 - BxH7+ resulting in Black losing Queen.

You lose the queen after bishop sac

The last one isn’t dirty it’s just plain stoopid

as someone who lives in SA, I can see us pulling this stunt😂

@mortalchess

Ай бұрын

as someone who lives in zimbabwe, I agree😁😅😅

I like rule 16 - use the rules to your advantage. words to live by. * You forgot Visual tricks: People don't see queens who move horizontally, or straight backwards (like rooks do, say from h7 to h1, if your rook is already on 7th rank, neither you or your opponent can imagine it coming back, for attacking purposes). look at 4x4 - coins, dots, smileys. you know automatically that it's 4x4 - you don't count the row or the column. Now try 5x5 - you need to count it to be sure. Same goes for pieces in chess - the opponent can hardly see it if your queen moves from a5 to e5. to d5 he can see. Also, it's kind of hard to see that the queen can jump from d8 to g5 (Qa5+, Qxg5) especially because she's dark, sitting in a dark camp.

@mortalchess

Ай бұрын

facts.., its lateral queen movements and retreating moves, tricky all the way up to master level

A fairly common tactic: at 2:59, if you are black and take the "free" knight, Bxh7+ will attack your king, revealing an attack on your queen and you are the one who has blundered.

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

yah man, it takes a while to sharpen the sense of danger. that knight be inviting lol

Whats rule no 17? I didn’t find it.

@lonewolf5238

Ай бұрын

#17 is _Keyser Söze_ "...and like that...he's gone."

With rule 16, if you don't have enough mating material and your opponent times out its a draw. The example given would be a draw not a win.

@mortalchess

Ай бұрын

if I have a king and bishop, and you have a king and pawn... and you run out of time, i win.. funny rule but it's there..

#4 Why wouldn't Black capture a free bishop? Ridiculous!

@mortalchess

Ай бұрын

well...magnus himself fell for it.. its what happens if you premove

3:04 is just called desperado

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

hmm, did you watch the movie?

3:37 in shows attack on black King with Bxh7 and squirms King. Instead, why not white move instead…B e1? Next move by white is Kt a3 gives the Black Queen no way out with an unmasked attack by Rook. If Black moves Bxc3 in attempt to give black a way out then white’s move KtxB still traps Black Queen by unmasked attack by Rook.

Qxd4 2:56 bh7

@mortalchess

15 сағат бұрын

✅✅

Bxh7+, Kh8/Kxh7/Nxh7 followed by Qxd5.

@thequietintrovert8605

2 ай бұрын

"You're father" is looking real thick, ngl. Is he single?

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

✅✅sad way to lose a game isn't it.

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

@@thequietintrovert8605 that's prime masculine aesthetic right there lol..I doubt he's single

4:18 Queen captures knight is better

There are probably tactics dirtier

At 1:14 or something he can simply take the queen

@mortalchess

20 күн бұрын

there is a rook from hell, on H1 lol

Number 13 is a bad example because the knight is hanging

@mortalchess

Ай бұрын

I believe there is a rule that said no no to moving your queen around...😬

@andrehoffmann9048

Ай бұрын

@@mortalchess forgot about that😂

Another dirty tactic - Talk dirty while playing.

@mortalchess

13 күн бұрын

lol, that should be mandatory

Whaaa bishop A2 to check the king and open the Quean to get up a Quean

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

instant knockout

the light square bishop takes with check then king takes and the queen is lost

@mortalchess

Ай бұрын

yap, the queen and the game

5:15 No. If the opponent of the person whose clock runs out has insufficient checkmate material, it's draw.

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

if my opponent has a bishop and I have a king its a draw.... but if I have a king and a pawn ,I lose. its a funny rule

@dimitrisk8441

2 ай бұрын

@@mortalchess that is what I hate the most in chess and it is exactly like you said disgusting

4:21 take the knight just

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

do not move your queen around in the opening lol..😅

@user-kn2ex3zu2u

2 ай бұрын

​@@mortalchessu have braincells?

... Bro you said we can defend that position if we are 2000+ elo ... Man , I am 2100+ and I can say its really really really tough to defend that . Didn't use any engine to verify that but just by raw experience , why would I castle so early when my opponent hasn't committed anything, In chess usually when we play Hypermodern we tend to be annoying because once we castle and we face a flank attack ( which I am not that afraid if its someone below 1800 doing it ) Each tempo matters ... Btw nice video but at 4:17 the Knight really pulled an Ninja move by standing in the blind spot of the queen

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

you are totally right, I think I I said no one below 2000 can confidently say they can defend that flank attack. I'm around 21 -2200 myself and I know to strike at the center as soon as I see a flank attack, but I still know its gonna be a mess and I hate it.

The 20 laws of chess 😂

@mortalchess

Ай бұрын

underrated comment

These are the normal rules😂😂

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

I watched, "Top 20 DIRTY youtuber tricks to DESTROY your viewer" right before I made this video lol sorry

@amankamal443

2 ай бұрын

​@@mortalchess nice 😂😂

@pattmahiney

Ай бұрын

​@@mortalchessbased af 😂

@StrongestKryptonian

Ай бұрын

@@mortalchess 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

how is holding captured piece illegal? is this a rule I'm missing

@mortalchess

21 күн бұрын

it's not illegal, its dirty. your opponent wastes time looking for that piece..also I think Nakamura may have lied about the rules there..I dont think you can just use a pawn as a queen lol

@itsbadvibes6504

21 күн бұрын

@@mortalchess regarding your first point do you mean when you gonna turn your pawn into a piece, and regarding 2nd one do you mean when the pawn elevated already and by use as a queen do you mean physically or after change in form as in change it to a queen

With no. 13 he withdraws the bishop to KR2 but QxN (R5) is better

@mortalchess

Ай бұрын

y'all were not supposed to see that lol..

@wendychan6679

Ай бұрын

@@mortalchess I saw it because I have made far too many moves like that myself.

1:55 why wouldnt black bishop just take white bishop? Im sincerely curious cuz i have been watching these chess vids pop in my feed.... i paused the screen and spent 5 mins trying to figure out why black bishop would just take white bishop as black bishop wouldnt be threatened by anything... I dont play chess seriously and ill play maybe a couple times of the year

@mortalchess

15 сағат бұрын

there is a certain type of chess called bullet chess, where players have under a minute to make all their moves. most players have a first 6 or so moves they usually play on auto pilot without thinking. that's where Bishop h6 comes into play. because usually after g6 everyone plays Bishop g7.

Play kings gambet agains london

@mortalchess

17 сағат бұрын

kings indian🧐

I got a move that I always use when I’m losing, I line it up so that I can check them and then immediately resign, this leaves the game on the board as if it’s a checkmate and the opponent can’t take back the piece attacking the king which makes them frustrated so it doesn’t feel like a win. Most players get aggressive whenever their pieces get taken so imagine not being able to respond after being checked lol

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

lol that's an interesting one.. Id probably be a fair bit confused as well to be honest..

You call these dirty tactics?😂😂

what's. no 20 about

@lonewolf5238

Ай бұрын

Cheating

What about the last rule in this video please explain anyone..

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

you keep your opponent's captured queen in your hand so that they waste time looking for her later when they want to promote, its an OTB chess hustlers' trick.

@mikemog9431

2 ай бұрын

Typical South African, some of you may not like that said but I am South African and prefer honesty - this is not a hustle, it's stealing!

Your joker is doing what

@mortalchess

Ай бұрын

great thumbnail isnt it😁

I missed nr 17

@mortalchess

Ай бұрын

you got two number 5s..I think

@lonewolf5238

Ай бұрын

​@@mortalchessactually, there are two #4's

Bxh7 check

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

✅

number 17 is evil, but if your opponent manages 50 quick moves it is a draw anyway edit: well 50 times the number of possible pawn moves...

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

yeah but 50 moves is a lot though, Imagine getting to that position with 5 seconds on the clock and your opponent pulls this move😫

@lonewolf5238

Ай бұрын

There is no #17. Unless you count the second #4

Some of the timing rules are dumb, and are against the spirit of the game.

@mortalchess

16 сағат бұрын

yeah a lot happens when players get below 5 seconds

#16 is not true

I know more dirty tactics than this

Not the fucking AI

@mortalchess

Ай бұрын

lol im guessing the 1 dislike is from you infinitevoid227..I'm watching you

"what do the rules say" -someone who knows he is cheating

@mortalchess

Ай бұрын

I wanted to punch my screen lol, the guy is dirty

Bxh7+

@mortalchess

16 сағат бұрын

✅

These are all just standard tactics.

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

you must be a dirty player lol😂

@dorpus

2 ай бұрын

@@mortalchess no, any beginner book of chess will say all this.

@mortalchess

2 ай бұрын

you say no but I gotta know, do you do that thing where you have checkmate in 1, but you wait til the last second on the clock to deliver it?🤔 are you that kinda guy dorpus?

@dorpus

2 ай бұрын

@@mortalchess not me, I'd rather win quickly.

@lampa1235

2 ай бұрын

and finish also @@dorpus

Nie. To twoja stara

most tips are shit and clickbait but i liked the edition

@mortalchess

17 сағат бұрын

lol its a video on dirty principles😅

The last one is cheating

I’m black, this not dirty

@mortalchess

Ай бұрын

lol, and you would be the expert on the dirty I'm assuming