The big wind, is freaking AWESOME

those bulldozers smashing the trailer @2:09 is a terrible joke - trailers built out of twigs

Each engine provides 56,750 pounds per foot of thrust. I'll have to dig out my old physics book to decipher that one. 0:49

@ezwa29

4 жыл бұрын

It's thrust per each foot of the engine's length... :-)

@yabojabo8578

4 жыл бұрын

...and you didn't find the answer did you? Wrong units.

@pierremadrenas1966

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, I was about to make the same comment... If thrust weighs that much per foot, this thing ain’t flying! 🤣 We could probably send these guys look for 5 ft of flight line and a bucket of prop-wash...

I wouldn't call the machines "bizarre", perhaps "weird". And I don't think their functions are "weird", they serve normal and practical functions. Tired of KZreadrs not thinking or clickbaiting titles of videos.

@adammilan6434

3 жыл бұрын

Bizarre definition- very strange or unusual, especially so as to cause interest or amusement. Pay attention to "very strange or unusual" you proved yourself wrong. If these machines are weird, they are, in a way, bizarre also.

Nice to hear Charlie Sheen is getting voice over work!

@JBTV1991

4 жыл бұрын

Winning!!

@FreedomEikaiwa

4 жыл бұрын

I had to check the comments to see if I was the only one who was hearing Charlie Sheen!

First timer here. This vid was interesting so I subscribed. I'll watch your other vids as well

#13 has a strange promo video. Considering it's apparently an earth-moving machine, the demo shows it being used only for demolition.

Gotta know. When did Charlie Sheen start narrating? 🤣

@gatermap

3 жыл бұрын

^you must be fun at parties

I've worked at an aluminum factory. Those machines are highly dangerous. People have been cut in half, crushed, maimed and had bones broken. Some machines don't stop once activated till the process is done, if you end up in the way, you won't stop it.

Good Video. I enjoyed it. Just a piece of constructive criticism. You should show metric conversions. You can appeal to a lot more people. I.E the rest of the entire world.

@yuridaman

3 жыл бұрын

@Garbage Patch Kids You, Liberia and Myanmar. The only three Countries that still have not moved on to the Metric system even though the Imperial system is based on the metric system now.

Metric graphics would be helpful for this outstanding channel. Thanks.

Example #5 is the best in this video ! Maybe the world ! DML

I once heard a scientist say that the supercollider gave him a large hadron. What did that mean? Some scientific term I've never encountered, I guess...

Thanks for these informations. Please, if you also include metric measurements, a large part of your audience will understand better.

There was a LHC being constructed in the US that was much larger than the European one. Unfortunately, the shortsightedness and greed of politicians killed it. People who don’t see the need for projects like that and space travel are so frustrating.

@cedrickody1189

2 жыл бұрын

instaBlaster.

Nice 👍🏻

Timber jack? Lmao

Awesome Giant Machinery !!

The crane one was cool cause the 2nd largest crane was down the street from me as kid and i always wondered where the largest one was

@jamie-ox8sg

3 жыл бұрын

Ok 1 is wrong its not the largest at all

Didn't show the extrusion itself at all, but instead clips of a die punching metal strip that has nothing to do with extrusion.

@TheDinoRuka

4 жыл бұрын

I think theres a 1 sec clip of the front end section extruding out of the press tunnel lol

@unclecreepy4185

3 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for the it too. They just kept showing the same clip of the saw cutting the piece.

7:55 I have 3 bathtubs in my house and none of them hold the sane amount of water. So how many gallons is 112 bathtubs of water? And is it 112 bathtubs filled to the brim so you can’t get in without it spilling over?

Good video :)

The only useless and most dumb thing is the arcade thing. How useless.......

@prjndigo

4 жыл бұрын

Not as bad as the writer of the narration who didn't know that the LHC hasn't found any evidence of the Higgs Boson, it's found tons of new theories and possible particles but not the Higgs... because the Higgs doesn't exist, they broke what they *thought* was the higgs up into pieces.

Lumberjack is pretty cool looking, but appears to be a bit slow. Will be awesome if they can get them going fast enough to catch a running human.....

@eddietucker3334

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus, I hope some screenwriters read that!

@johncochran8497

2 жыл бұрын

It looks to be an example of sci-fi becoming reality. Remember a short story involving a couple of machines like that. Unfortunately, don't remember the author, nor enough details for a google search to find it. Edit: Memory finally worked. Story: MALF Book: Firefight Y2K Author: Dean Ing

You referenced Seattle for Bertha the boring machine but showed pics of Boston. Boston did under go a similar tunnel project but a boring machine wasn’t utilized. Feeling kind of lied to right now.

Oh, and the six legged lumber harvester has a three stage delimber head on it!

Is it me or does that sound like Charlie Sheen's voice

best writer :)

Bertha wasn't designed by Americans, its was just scaled up from existing plans of the one that made the channel tunnel. A French engineer created the first ever one then an American made one, both failed to complete the job of cutting the tunnels and had to be finished by hand. A British army officer made the first successful one and from that all others were based on those designs 😉

@dadillen5902

4 жыл бұрын

I believe the first TBM was built in Italy in the mid 19th century. So there.

Commenting on the Sub. When Disney Quest (now closed) opened they had a pinball machine at least that big

@0m50s: "...lbs per foot" No. The unit 'lbf' means pounds of force. In other words, force measured in lbs. The 'f' is force, not foot.

The 575 dozer is no longer in production and everything I’ve read says they are prone to breakdown...I’ll stick to my CAT equipment

@wymple09

2 жыл бұрын

Only a few were built. Very expensive to dismantle & move and parts have to be made on demand AFTER the breakdown. They were not economically feasible. This is why Cat will never build one larger than the D-11.

KZread needs a button to mute the background music.

@bryanhemi4122

3 жыл бұрын

Litterally every device that you can watch KZread on has a volume button and a mute button....use one of those

@jimjimx5418

3 жыл бұрын

@@bryanhemi4122 I said background music... not all audio.

how many different metrics were used in this..?? Stick with one, metric or imperial..

Is it just me or is Charlie Sheen narrating this video?

@kennygibson7445

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao now all i see is his face reading a script of this video

Of all the giant machines which was the coolest? Easily, the nano-engine.

Why would you crush that truck

Jeeezzzz. I thought that 1st plane was just one of those computer prototype things. Never knew they built it and the damn concrete block could actually fly. The wing span and amount of lift generated wow!! Looks like its flying at 50mph it's so damn big. Does it have MCAS?

It sounds like Charlie Sheen did the voiceover for this

@gatermap

3 жыл бұрын

Ha! Yes. I was about to comment this.

@koda0027

3 жыл бұрын

I can't stop hearing it now 🙉

the nanothing might relate to d2bw and rnraw- good to see

7:55 Ahh yes 112 bath tubs of water, 42 bath tubs more than the previous record.... what the hell...

Downvoted for lame crap like the big pinball and big arcade machine. They aren't "bizarre machines that do weird things" at all. Just lame crap. Come on Top Fives - put a bit of effort into it.

@ 5:40 Bertha looks like a German Herrenknecht tunnel boring machine...

The arcade guy is just being extra and obviously bought his way into this list.

Who else HATES these damn Grammerly ad's ???

I have read that the ISS is going to be retired because it's worn out and too expensive to maintain! So there is a global endeavor that will build a larger station with everything needed to be the jumping point for Mars missions and other such craziness!

Why do they show a press tool stamping out components 8:41 in the middle of the feature on extrusion presses? They are two totally different processes.

@halweilbrenner9926

2 жыл бұрын

Noticed that screwed up

Cool

Mr. Burns @14:35

The Death Star should be included in this list.

Number 5 the aluminum Extrusion plant I used to work at 1 in Portland Oregon called Sapa

@JaxMerrick

3 жыл бұрын

Aren't those guys known as Hydro Extrusions now? The SAPA in Cressona, PA became HE about a year or so ago.

5:51 view is Boston, not Seattle. I know, no one cares but I can't help myself from pointing out that I caught it.

@alockworkorange7296

3 жыл бұрын

Ya they show a bunch of pics of the big dig but machine theyre talking about was in settle

@AjEzqa

3 жыл бұрын

But rest of it was actually the Alaskan way, the highway that was closed. Although I m doubtful about the machine. What about the one used in cern or English Channel ?

where's the James Webb? Did I miss it making a cuppa? I apologize if so. thanks!

I think you forgot the LHC ?????

"pounds per foot of thrust" is technical nonsense.

10:34 what would happen if you shined a 5W lazer through it?

thank you for mentioning the stupidity of spending billions on vanities of vanities

They did not design bertha themselves. They bought it. And t broke down, constantly! Overall cost way more than said here.

@bernhardhoedjes4371

2 жыл бұрын

That´s correct. It was build in Asia and named after the biggest cannon, built by Nazi Germany to bomb from the french coast England. It actually never funcioned well and neither reacht it´s goal.This, american kids don´t know. The european YES

@bernhardhoedjes4371

2 жыл бұрын

By the way, it was called BIG BERTHA, named, don´t laugh, after a famous enormous Asustrian female singer. HISTORY MY FRIENDS

Need to correct the one on the Stratolaunch, it is up for sale cheap and the flight controls are simple cable pulley set up.

Big wind looks cool but couldn’t keep up with traditional well Fire fighting techniques.

Just a fact update Bertha was made by Japanese engineers and sent to Washington piece by piece. Washington themselves didn’t make it

@dadillen5902

4 жыл бұрын

Your kidding!

I am quite likely wrong but, that first plane, I don't think it is going to be used as a platform to launch space vehicles anymore

Please use meters instead of feet!

Nano engines. Remember the Borg on Star trek Next Generation. Careful. 🤔🤔 live long and prosper.

What's with the frame rate of the John Deere crawler video? Also, the clip around the nano-motor was totally irrelevant.

None of these strike me as bizarre

@TopFives As long as Charlie Sheen is voicing this channel I will ne subscribed.

150 billion dollars are you kidding me sounds like a big money scam

The Antonov An-225 mriya is a better plane than the stratolaunch. it has a larger payload, longer range and higher service ceiling. oh, and its been flying since the late 80's.

Ik vind een Palm biertje ook lekker hoor

The tank chassis at 1.27 is a T55, not a T34.

Can you cram in any more commercials in such a short video?

I’m a patriotic guy, but those English always amaze me. Respect.

Is Berth related to the "Chunnel Digger" that went under the English cannel in !994

@jaquigreenlees

4 жыл бұрын

Yup, all of the Chunnel Diggers and Big Bertha were TBMs ( Tunnel Boring Machines ) and worked the same way. It's a design that has been around and in use for a while, nothing unusual about them. Bertha gets named simply because Seattle wanted a size that was unusual, she was far bigger around than any built before.

Where is the synthetic sun?

The narrator sounds just like Charlie Sheen, is it him?

95% of the world uses metric.

@JaakkoF

4 жыл бұрын

But how much is that in olympic size swimming pools? Or elephants?

@richardeast3328

4 жыл бұрын

Not in time keeping.

Ever since I got my covid shots ( Mz Tenpenny theory ) and I smoked some hash, Wooden Spoons stick to me !

Number four...a... 🔭 Telescope 🔭...oookay...I can't get enough space/universe/general astrophysics information but I don't see how this telescope is *weird.* Awesome, definitely, weird, ehh not really.

feet ? inches ? Come on !

@dadillen5902

4 жыл бұрын

If you lack the intellectual capacity to do the converts in realtime, we could get it to you in Cubits. You whine little girl.

I stopped watching at giant pin-ball machine. SIGH!

@micjacques6225

3 жыл бұрын

Bollocks curiosity would have kept you watching

Could you please use metric units (or at least put it on screen) next time? Everyone in the world uses metric, you know. Thanks

@dadillen5902

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously not or you would not have made your silly request. You know everything, so converting units of measure should be simple for you.

@cookesam6

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously he doesnt know everything, or he wouldn't have made his completely legitimate request. Idiot.

@dadillen5902

4 жыл бұрын

@@cookesam6 Strikes me as strange when people get something at no cost and still believe it should be changed just for them. When he pays for the change, it becomes a legitimate request. Until then he is just flapping his gums. Just like you.

Is Charlie sheen narrating this?

who makes the machines that press out the stuff wal mart

9:03 listen Charlie sheen I think your drunk again. Your talking about the aluminum Extrusion process and you're showing us aluminum being punch pressed. WTF

@Youtubeforcedmetochangemyname

3 жыл бұрын

Only one thing it was punch press the rest was extrusion

Seattle isn’t Boston.

Worlds largest crane is built from shipping containers..... 😕

@alockworkorange7296

4 жыл бұрын

No its built to build the ships that move shipping containers The 2nd largest one in the world waa down the street from where i grew up the disassembled it and moved it to russia it was called the Goliath crane

You never hear much about Hungarian engineering.

@billwilkie6574

2 жыл бұрын

Never heard of Tesla or Biro???

@nunyabidness117

2 жыл бұрын

@@billwilkie6574 Like I said… you don't hear much about Hungarian engineering.

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Pound per foot of what? That’s not how thrust is measured.

Hi

is this Charlie sheen narrating?

@chriskane1

3 жыл бұрын

Nope. 😁

Feet inches... Bullshit... Maybe metres?

top15

Pounds per foot of thrust? Really?

Is this narrated by Charlie Sheen??

Who skipped the ISS nonsense?

please use the metrical-system in future videos, so the rest of the world can understand the facts, *murica!

@dadillen5902

4 жыл бұрын

Not smart enough to do the conversations?

@chucknorris2952

4 жыл бұрын

@@dadillen5902 not smart enough to shut up?

@dadillen5902

4 жыл бұрын

@@chucknorris2952 I must agree you do appear to lack the intellectual capacity to know when to shut up. Must probably a genetic condition. Were your parents also morons or perhaps just bother and sister? I hear these are both common conditions in people who can only use the 'metrical-system'. Tell me, is the 'metrical-system' in any way similar to the Metric System or is it just used by inbred morons. 😯 No needed to respond it was a rhetorical question. Oh sorry, do you understand the word 'rhetorical '? If not goggle it.

@brianmchibs

2 жыл бұрын

@@dadillen5902 Did you mean conversions? 🤣

@brianmchibs

2 жыл бұрын

@@dadillen5902 Goggle it?? Duh.

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shocking: a billion $ telescope but yet cannot ackowledge the scale problem of the 1937 Humasen spectra not glob clusters made by livingobjects, billion dollar particle collider but will not acknowledge that all atoms made of material light particles- and not used even to look at transmutation of atoms- something that could be nice for making o2 from other atoms, nice.