This guys voice can make anything scary, jeez.

@Alejandro616

8 жыл бұрын

lol ikr

@Gtopontiacgto

8 жыл бұрын

Right

@crashcooper9144

8 жыл бұрын

Foreals

@waffle3835

8 жыл бұрын

That's what I was about to say

@phabi0

8 жыл бұрын

I think it's fucking annoying

I can hear in your voice that you're very engaged in what you are doing

@TheRikardo91

8 жыл бұрын

I know right? This guy couldn't sound more bored/monotone even if he wanted to... there's like 0 enthusiasm in his voice.

@DayOneNoob

8 жыл бұрын

ye.... and still have 900k subs like wtf

@fjubben

8 жыл бұрын

He totally reads from a script he does not give a fuck about.

@DayOneNoob

8 жыл бұрын

fjib :D

@SHADOW16m

8 жыл бұрын

Maybe he smoked some weed or something.

who tf skips school to play cod ghosts lmao

@TopFurret

8 жыл бұрын

+rslov3r Future Mcdonalds employees

@supremebuffalo6322

8 жыл бұрын

I remember back in the day some kid skipped school to unlock the Barrett on CoD4, kids ey haha

@jodo5328

8 жыл бұрын

Enjoy indoctrination.

@PhaenyBirb

8 жыл бұрын

I once knew someone who skipped school to play L4D2.

@DanIel-fl1vc

7 жыл бұрын

Most people will end up working low tier jobs like that. With or without college education.

Most monotone voice in the world jesus man...

@unh0lyher0

8 жыл бұрын

He like changes tone at the end of every sentence lmfao

@op-nl7dj

8 жыл бұрын

It's kinda smoothing

@robinbarodi3579

8 жыл бұрын

idd

@Chreeeis

8 жыл бұрын

believe me there is far worse

@Damop17

8 жыл бұрын

In a place where, there's loud obnoxious people screaming at me the whole time. This surely is a very nice change of pace. I enjoy it

The real idiot was #1 wtf was the guy thinking just keeps putting something on fire on top of other flammable objects lol

@OkayRose

8 жыл бұрын

True...

@dragonrock785

8 жыл бұрын

i thought japanese were supposed to be smart

@jasonjewell6399

8 жыл бұрын

+Davis609 Nothing like a flaming game of jenga.

@Lambda_Ovine

8 жыл бұрын

They are even geniuses at been idiots. Not every idiot can screw up like that.

@gregorysmith5134

8 жыл бұрын

Well we can sit here and try to sympathize for the man, but the fact of the matter is he tried to light a match when his hands were covered in lighter fluid, You cant say he didn't feel the moisture on his fingers.

2:40 "N**** n**** n**** n****" "Sounds like some old school rap" XD

@peterolsson3450

8 жыл бұрын

+Jack Fronz lmfao

@markymarkjl0076

8 жыл бұрын

Wtf is Wong with 4

@wooow35

8 жыл бұрын

+MarkymarkJL007 A guy sent in request asking for her to promote his cancer fundraiser, and the first thing she did was fly off the rails, talking about how all kids with cancer are just meant to die, and just overall refusing to promote the stream, and the sort.

@Shadowcat753

8 жыл бұрын

For number 4 on the video, she is stupid. No one with with any intelligence would say, "all children who get cancer are meant to die." Cancer is caused by genetic mutations - which has been proven by science. And just assuming she was being stupid, she could have just said, "I'm sorry, I'm doing a stream right now." She didn't have to go on the rant of hers that makes it seem like she believe "fate", "karma", or a "higher power" decides who's supposed to die and/or suffer from cancer. I'm agnostic, and I think that people shouldn't say stuff like that when it comes to things like fate or karma, unless an individual being talked about actually deserves something horrible to happen to him/her for being cruel and/or stupid. I've personally had a childhood friend die from a form of childhood cancer, so I personally hope this woman eventually suffers from the worst, most painful type of cancer that exists. Maybe, it'll prove that karma exists, and she can suffer its wrath. And no, I'm not going against my own statement here because anyone as stupid as her would fully deserve it for upsetting cancer survivors, family members and friends of cancer victims, and by saying something that dumb, if I knew the money would go to her, I wouldn't bother donating to any cause.

@jklhjkhjl

8 жыл бұрын

+S- CC she is right though all these genetically weak people should of died instead we meddle with it keeping weak genes which would never make it naturally is whats causing the over population of the world

This is the voice of someone with no emotions

@nothingimportant6696

5 жыл бұрын

Chilllllls

@finbar9840

5 жыл бұрын

Number 15 Burger King foot lettuce

@nothingimportant6696

5 жыл бұрын

@@finbar9840 The last thing you expected...

@SpiritKnight365

5 жыл бұрын

Which voice

@Natasha-ce3rm

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Hamilton Morris

You know, there is a reason why everyone tell you, "DONT play with fire"

@Flandeerz

8 жыл бұрын

+Drizzo .N Yami holy shit

@Drizzos

8 жыл бұрын

Envision Hello twin :)

@Flandeerz

8 жыл бұрын

+Drizzo .N xD

@laurioksanen5831

7 жыл бұрын

Drizzo golden darknesssssss tekee

I feel better about myself now. Yeah I lost at minesweeper, but that's nothing compared to a dude faking being in a wheel chair for donations and a chick telling cancer kids they're going to die.

@RockinRaine

8 жыл бұрын

+NormalDifficulty Nice responce man. Very true.

@vivil2533

8 жыл бұрын

+NormalDifficulty you shouldn't feel bad at all you were under presure and made a simple mistake because you were going to fast that's all. It was still super funny though.

@thebat735

8 жыл бұрын

Yep at least you're not a scumbag or an arsonist lol

@MasterLPG

8 жыл бұрын

+NormalDifficulty Something tells me you did not look at the Number One Twitch fail. :)

@Operator_Fate

8 жыл бұрын

+NormalDifficulty you suck

I REALLY enjoyed watching this video on my short break of studying. I always cringe whenever I see the guy at number 1. Don't play with fire kids ;)

@beepboopbeepp

8 жыл бұрын

wow.

@Davavo

8 жыл бұрын

k

@stephiiiless

8 жыл бұрын

love your channel!!!

@jaythememester8160

8 жыл бұрын

hi top 5 unknowns

@DeadlyLazer

8 жыл бұрын

+Top 5 Unknowns how about a collab sometime?

dude your voice is perfect for telling scary stories man your voice just be creepy

@josemurillo22

8 жыл бұрын

+Emilie Murillo yup

@Shubha_H

8 жыл бұрын

Yep

@SnowLeopardCoubelle

7 жыл бұрын

JohnACorp782 You called me a fag darling, a fag is a gay man. I'm not gay and I'm not a man. I find calling people 'fag' to be one of the most childish and brainless 'insults' possible. Might want to check who the idiot is if you can't follow your own conversation.

@boredgonewild386

7 жыл бұрын

+JohnACorp782 ... You're dumb. :-)

@boredgonewild386

7 жыл бұрын

Nah, just a guy that can tell that you're a ignorant jackass. Playin' like you're hardcore soldier on the internet. It's pathetic. You're sitting here insulting a female with the term "gay". Come on now. You couldn't at least do better than that?

I'd rather be in school than be playing COD Ghosts

Cool, I had cancer as a kid. Relapsed a few years later. Still alive, bitch.

@itsphat1234

8 жыл бұрын

+AJX-99 kek

@shygirl101020

8 жыл бұрын

+AJX-99 lmao

@WholeLottaAids

8 жыл бұрын

I'm happy for u unless you're just troll

@spuzzfipple951

8 жыл бұрын

Don't trolls usually cause a mess against good people? Anyway, completely serious. Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia. Diagnosed somewhere around 5-7 years old. Relapsed in the 5th grade. Didn't get over my fear of needles until I was maybe 15. Had 4 cakes for my 14th birthday when I was stuck in the hospital, but accidentally left them all in the hospital fridge. Did my 6th grade Job Shadow on the therapy dog workers. Fun times apart from, y'know, the whole cancer thing.

@Sibunaytlas

8 жыл бұрын

+AJX-99 Wow man feelin good for you

0:00 keemstar is that you?

@jhezreel6403

8 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@edxander7169

8 жыл бұрын

+Jj Zylo ikr lmao!

@BaysideBebop

8 жыл бұрын

+FoZe Juv Leeettt's geeett roooiiiggghhtttt into the nooosssseeee

@jhezreel6403

8 жыл бұрын

LOL

@user-em5vi5eg8w

8 жыл бұрын

LMAO

poor unkown Japanese man :(

@zombi111980

8 жыл бұрын

+Swifty Animations More like dumb!

@Lun4rblaze

8 жыл бұрын

+Swifty Animations lmao, what an idiot. but then again, i dropped my cig in a recycle bin full of plastic bottles. end result, melted my recycle bin down to a bubble gum lol

@sohji9412

8 жыл бұрын

+Rocco siffredi yeah he is very dumb

@kuudefoe

8 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for him. like, sure he what he did was admittedly stupid, still his stupidity is something to take pity on. At least he learned a lesson about lighters.

@Absolutely_puck_fakestine

8 жыл бұрын

Did he ? Did you learn something from your childhood ? Of course you did... fire burns, water wets... can à grown ass man actually throw fire on a pile of paper ? My DOG would not do that.

This guy has a ridiculously monotone voice

@The7Reaper

8 жыл бұрын

He should read horror stories.

@swisswinnerboy

8 жыл бұрын

i agree. he has to work on having a natural voice. but the video is just fine :) Go on mate!

@yourdad9465

8 жыл бұрын

+FaZe Rug I completely agree with you he could definitly make creepypastas

he drops his lighter on a box of matches, then puts then puts the box of matches in a garbage bag full of paper, then puts that bag of paper on CARDBOARD bruh

Don't you think you're a little over-enthusiastic?

For #9 my mom would beat my ass if I talked to her like that

That robot narration tho...

The girl at number 4 got long arms, she can pick stuff from the ground without bending lol

@kingcole7198

8 жыл бұрын

She can drive a car from the backseat

@xxxCuteEmmyxxx

8 жыл бұрын

OMG LOL

@IlotikkuFiN

8 жыл бұрын

+Emmy Jones In theory yes, but her personality makes it impossible. She's been banned from Twitch multiple times because she's "picked something from the ground" and showed her ass and even vagina. Only thing she hasn't shown yet is intelligence. I'm not complaining though. :D

@clementineeverett4458

8 жыл бұрын

Emmy Jones You're a cancered kid cause you hate her lol

@DexBuff

8 жыл бұрын

+Clementine Everett Bait too obvious. 2/10

why does this dude sound like he's falling asleep?

@itzjacob_3648

8 жыл бұрын

Fr

@pugonline6982

8 жыл бұрын

Ikr so true

@jabz1582

8 жыл бұрын

he sounds like a tired stoned dude that had too many sleeping pills

Why does this guys sound like he has things shoved up his nose??

@denim8

8 жыл бұрын

Haha

@liammiller7275

8 жыл бұрын

fuck off

@pluto1320

8 жыл бұрын

Liam Miller lmao

@alexcrisostomo4746

8 жыл бұрын

XD LOL

@itisdinkytime6320

8 жыл бұрын

He has a speach problem, lol he cant fix it :P

I honestly like your voice, it doesn't seem creepy at all but very nice and soothing

@moondragon05

8 жыл бұрын

it was super calm when he said "he and his relatives sustained injuries"

@TBgamer-ob3ep

8 жыл бұрын

and when he said "we hope he's okay"

@comradestalin4826

5 жыл бұрын

Omg same

WHY DO YOU SOUND SO DEAD?!

@alexanderchippel

8 жыл бұрын

+Alex Thomsen he's used to reading creepy stories.

I feel like if you were to win 5 million dollars. your reaction would be like "oh.. yay" in the most unsatisfied voice ever

Number 2 -> Number 1 WOW that escalated quickly. Brutal.

I had insomnia for 2 weeks now. You cured me with your voice man. Thanks!

cx

@legendstr59

8 жыл бұрын

Cx

@TheKarebare123

8 жыл бұрын

Fat

@simin6827

8 жыл бұрын

TatFat

you sound really happy :D

Everyone is complaining about the narrators voice, but I don't mind it.

Not everybody that is in a wheelchair can't walk. A lot of people that use wheelchairs/crutches can walk short distances, but over time will be in massive amounts of pain. Not saying zillionop was/wasn't faking, but just an fyi.

@lachlansimons780

8 жыл бұрын

he was "paralysed"

@joon4768

8 жыл бұрын

***** Nice, you managed to sound intellectual until your last two sentences. You still fail to realize that my first statement was accurate. you claim that the subject is very easy to understand, yet you don't understand it. Still, you have the nerve to call me retarded?

@NancyNegative0808

8 жыл бұрын

+Joon very true, my wife uses a wheelchair and can walk on crutches. However, that guy was clearly faking his issue. Have you ever seen someone with walking issues get up? They can not just easy jump up like this person.

@Julmaa87

8 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure what that has to do with the specific circumstances of the KZreadr in question, it's an entirely different situation.

@RightFangIkit

7 жыл бұрын

Oh the hypocrisy!

"With his hands still covered in lighter fluid-" Me: *Instantly paused the video not wanting to continue watching.*

surprised #1 didnt pour more gasoline in the fire afterwards

8:39 omg number 3 made me cry with laughter so funny.

Congratz on 1 million!

"I've let you alone streaming for just 5 minutes and when i come home i find the whole house burned to the ground!?"

next time dont show so much excitement in your voice, its destracting

@adrianloveslucius

8 жыл бұрын

+GoodWithHands27 I was just going to say, "Could you possibly sound more bored?"

0 Emotion in your voice

I love your voice! It doesn't annoy me and still keeps me listening.

maybe he was suddenly blessed with the ability to walk hallelujah thank ya jesus

The tone for this video seems very unfitting, it seems like you are trying to make this creepy when it mostly really isn't

@FearedAudacity

8 жыл бұрын

+lakamokolaka He sounds so depressed :/

@lakamokolaka

8 жыл бұрын

James Brewer Not really fitting ethier

@heyjoji1803

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah he still does scary facts and mysterious and such

@lakamokolaka

8 жыл бұрын

I know and he is great at that, but that tone isn't fitting here Jorge Diaz

your voice sounds like a robot

@MrFrisMich

8 жыл бұрын

+Peer M it probably is

@lachlansimons780

8 жыл бұрын

+MrFrisMich nah

@djanon92

8 жыл бұрын

I swear it's the same guy that does those boring commentator cod videos.

I'm pretty sure my first thoughts to a trash full of fire is to take it outisde immediately or not put them on cardboard boxes

@SlasherHorrorMovies1

8 жыл бұрын

I Know Right lol

@zoe3716

8 жыл бұрын

+Dylan Coulbeck This is Japan, so it is likely he lives in a flat where putting it outside means throwing it out of the window and it can become someone else's issue.

@SandmansHate

8 жыл бұрын

I would have stamped it the fuck out.

@zoe3716

8 жыл бұрын

I'm not saying what he did was the only solution.

The 1010101 was a pure win.

Man the last one was awesome lmao

HAHHAHHAAHAH THE WAY YOU PRONOUNCED HEARTHSTONE. HAHAHAHA HERTHSTONE

#3 cracked me up 😂

#12 cracking me up!!!!!!!!!!

@succulentmemes3004

8 жыл бұрын

+GoZuHaZa LOL

@AshChapman777

8 жыл бұрын

+GoZuHaZa ikr, that one had me laughing so much that my stomach started to hurt xD

@Vreechy

8 жыл бұрын

ikr

@1234567890yawn

8 жыл бұрын

it is a brilliant one

@NicoleS112

7 жыл бұрын

LMFAO SAME

Dude if you ever told me you were sorry about something, I wouldn't believe you

@ItzMeWill

8 жыл бұрын

***** imagine him saying sorry to you in his monotone voice.."I'm sorry" 😑..see? Cause there's no feeling behind it...o nevermind,at least 5 other people got it

@ItzMeWill

8 жыл бұрын

BrittDawg ARF Arf relax Brittdawg, I'm just joking with the guy and I know what monotone is...I'm just giving the guy a hard time

Almost 1 mill can't wait

dude your voice makes me wanna fall asleep while skydiving

You literally couldnt have talked with less emotion lmao

@songspike1695

8 жыл бұрын

+Isaiah Mars lol

In the last clip of the video, what he's using isn't actually a book of matches or a regular lighter. Instead the lighter he's holding is something called a "permanent match". In the mid 90's the R.J. Reynolds tobacco company (Camel cigarettes) sent out permanent matches as a promo item, however the government would eventually recall more than 2 million for safety reasons. Watching the Japanese man set fire to his house/apartment it's easy to see why they were recalled. Many people are unaware that when turned upside down, because that's where the striker is, lighter fluid in the reservoir will pour out.

Thanks for being so energetic

Looking at these videos is like watching epic fails. If there are aliens out there watching, they're probably putting their hands over their faces and regretting ever visiting us

How was Emily faking cancer not on here at all?

@inocencioacostaiii80

8 жыл бұрын

who

@beechcraftpvp

8 жыл бұрын

+Inocencio Acosta Oldschool Runescape player. She told her stream that she had cancer to get donations, then admitted to lying about it, and now denies the entire event. If anyone even mentions the incident in her Twitch chat she will perm ban them.

@Chickenwing38nigeria

8 жыл бұрын

+Inocencio Acosta a runescape streamer who faked getting cancer for donations and views, just lookup Emily faked cancer

@Chickenwing38nigeria

8 жыл бұрын

Inocencio Acosta she gets harassed like everyday lmao

Number 1 has to be some sort of sign or message for that guy to go fix his life.

@babybratbitch8009

8 жыл бұрын

shouldn't you be fighting titans instead of being on KZread eren

OMFG! "Kids with cancer are meant to die" LMFAO!!! She didn't seem drunk enough to drop that bomb.

just a normal Ice Poseidon day. lol. I almost died XDDDD

Number 15 is a waste of a human life, and the girlfriend going along with it, what a disgrace

i love this guys emotion

when you mentioned this lead to the best timing ever, I got an advertisement

damn dude, that was a pain to listen to

i love the way he start the video without any intro and when he say "NUMBER 15''

And the top fail goes to Top15s for thinking H1Z1 is dayz. 5:48

Eyyy, Jaboody! I love those guys.

#12 had me fucking lol'ing at work, omfg I'm dying

the montonous voice in this video should have gottent the #1 spot ive never felt my life sucked out of me while listening to this nerds voice.

Hoi, people of the early comments ^u^

@johnnyrobles1629

8 жыл бұрын

wasup bra

@mackandbay1315

8 жыл бұрын

hai

@mollieparker9058

8 жыл бұрын

haii

@iiworty8749

8 жыл бұрын

Heii

@hennycirno

8 жыл бұрын

hoi im temmie and dis is moi fwend temmie!

#14 was funny af😂

You have a very enthusiastic voice!

5:50 they were streaming h1z1 not dayz

you sound like a robot while this vid

The minecraft lava sound in the background is so perfect.

I have ADD and I have a hard time paying attention to really flashy videos with a lot of noise. Your voice may seem boring to some but I found it soothing while listening to some pretty funny stuff.

I don't like when people assume that disrespecting mother is bad. They can't tell if mother is bad or if kid is bad. In this case it was actually kid but it's not always so easy to explain certasin relationships and you cannot tell someone to respect their mother if they know her better and they know what kind of shit she can do. Not every mother is great.

number 3 the best by far lmao

@jerodwolf5582

8 жыл бұрын

Fuck yourself

i dunno why, but your monotone voice saying "You shouldnt disresepect your mother" just made me spit my coffee all over my screen

Number 3 is amazing ^^

Do scariest scenes in horror movies

This guy sounds like he has a blocked nose caused by a severe case of depression.

#15 it's a miracle thanks yisus hahahha

God your voice is so depressing

@cullengienapp823

8 жыл бұрын

I know right

@nazareth9410

4 жыл бұрын

His insta name is Alan is chilling YT

Did he have a fire extinguisher? I feel so bad, I bet his stream was on fire though.

What did you learn today? Truth hurts PG ears. Don't play with fire.

hahaha love the enthusiasm!

I like the asian lighter guy, he is so damn chilled "there are huge flames on my trash, let's see ...where is my stupidly low sized bowl to put water in?"

everything in his room was flammable x'D

"Dropped out of college to pursue streaming" Are you.. I mean, this generation is just.. Fuck.

@AaronWOfficial

8 жыл бұрын

+Gyrbae seriously, this new generation of wanabe pewdiepie's is getting on my nerves. They think they can just sit there playing games while everyone spoon feeds lol. What they don't realise is ppl will get bored of watching other ppl play games and end up just playing games themselves. 1 day streaming won't be as big or profitable, so to put all of your time into it is not a very good action plan for your future. Personally I don't watch streamers, they don't deserve to be watched because they are lazy. Also tbh I really don't understand why ppl choose watching someone play vs playing themselves

@user-ov6jg4ug9d

8 жыл бұрын

+Aaron White ok Granpa

@AaronWOfficial

8 жыл бұрын

47 1776 Shut up you tool. Im 27 lol. Just have sense

@user-ov6jg4ug9d

8 жыл бұрын

i was just fucking with ya your views are your own right man

@AaronWOfficial

8 жыл бұрын

47 1776 I know, just a bit of banter

such enthusiasm

"Children with cancer are meant to die." Oh man this can't get any better.

You're putting emphasis on parts of words at weird times. It's confusing

your voice is so monotone. Bueller Bueller Bueller

"that guy really is an idiot" I don't know why, but I laughed so hard.

I like how your voice is so serious

jaboody was streaming "DayZ" huh? yeah ok

@xcrashmasterx

8 жыл бұрын

+Kingchessgaming made me cringe at that point lol

@libvvn

8 жыл бұрын

Lol what a noob, it's obviously ZayD...

At 5:58 They're playing h1z1, not dayz .-.

lol number 4 was hilarious

I can feel the excitement in your voice.