I am a huge language nerd. That's why besides English, I also know American, Canadian, Irish and Australian.

@lasagnasux4934

Жыл бұрын

I've dabbled in those, as well as South African

@Wazkaty

Жыл бұрын

Ohh, how did you learn Irish ?

@fplancke3336

Жыл бұрын

But do you know Strine ? That would be a feat. (Hi down there!)

@silask.7370

Жыл бұрын

Hey, on top of that, I also am able to speak Floridian

@marco.trevisan

Жыл бұрын

Wow, Irish is pretty hard. Níl sé éasca.

The amount of people who still don"t understand that this is comedy is scary.

@jqydxn8941

2 жыл бұрын

nah bro he's 100% serious.

@aiquesono

2 жыл бұрын

they don't speak sarcasm

@axolotl-guy9801

2 жыл бұрын

@@jqydxn8941 🤣

@_perza

2 жыл бұрын

I hope it’s sarcasm, or else he will fight me (My first language I am studying is Esperanto….)

@axolotl-guy9801

2 жыл бұрын

@@_perza haha

I'm German and my husband is Norwegian. Thank you for helping me find out that both of our native languages are completely unnecessary, so I will do my best to unlearn them and learn American instead. ^_^

@jeffersonaraujoelcristiano

7 ай бұрын

Your husband is Norwegian for he was already rejected by a lot of Norwegian woman. Ask him; those women are really selective and they only like chads. I am not saying your husband is a sub5 or normie, he might me a model... But in Peru, Brazil, Spain. Gutte nacht, ikke!

@botbat9645

7 ай бұрын

LoL

@Lifeisgoodxxx-jx8pm

7 ай бұрын

​​@@jeffersonaraujoelcristianoreally? Lol my fiancé is 22 y.o Norwegian, he is soon to be doctor, super smart, and he is very selective on girls instead. He doesn't date norwegian girls cus they mostly smoke, drink, party and they dont fit his criteria, too picky cus he is traditional one. Oh not to mention, he is super attractive with really good height ... i think what you said is not valid and silly. You are so bitter hahaha . Most of men who say this just jealous and physically unattractive. Well i'm typical attractive woman as people say and educated based in Indonesia, soon fly to Germany for Uni ❤

@danamichelle1290

7 ай бұрын

Most Americans can barely speak English now.

@petersaysthings

6 ай бұрын

If you eat a lot of McDonalds, drink a Coke every day, and give your car a few whacks with a sledgehammer for that true beat-up appearance, it will greatly facilitate your American learnings :)

i'll never understand how he can make these videos with a straight face 😭

You should learn Australian first, that way you can understand both English and American Otherwise it’s just too hard to understand Australian if you learn English or American first

@walterzamalis4846

2 жыл бұрын

Australian is a useless language. Learn Yolngu instead

@zeppelinmexicano

2 жыл бұрын

I learned Australian to understand Dundee. He's not a thing any more though. Waste of time.

@ninnyzoo9886

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@SomeGuyFromMalta

2 жыл бұрын

Beta males I learned New Zealandish

@Mic7cheesekase

2 жыл бұрын

@@SomeGuyFromMalta I thought people called it Kiwish damm

After watching this video I entirely decided to quit speaking.

@rennymm2523

2 жыл бұрын

Same!

@Ceerads

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve decided to never again watch his videos. He’s obnoxious.

@fakhrulayser2404

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ceerads you do realise that this video is satire and is intentionally obnoxious right?

@Ceerads

2 жыл бұрын

@@fakhrulayser2404 I kinda did, but who knows? There are many assholes posting videos.

@full-timepog6844

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ceerads 😶

Lol, it’s great joke about Russian language. But as Ukrainian living in Russia I tell you what: rather you should buy Russian text book, or just learn this phrase “ne streliaite! Ya bolshe be budu niesti huiniu”

@user-ip5iu1km4o

Ай бұрын

xaxaxa

As a Dutch person, we're all half-fish and we communicate mostly underwater. But because soundwaves suck at travelling through water, we needed a sound strong enough to fix that. That's where the Dutch G comes in. But we're also half human, so we just drown every time we make that sound, so that's why it sounds like that. Also, Dutch isn't completely useless, you can always learn it to laugh at Flemish people for their accent.

@andyarken7906

6 ай бұрын

Thanks, I learned something useful today!

@skilxx__

6 ай бұрын

@@andyarken7906 You're welcome!

@shelleclipse

5 ай бұрын

I'm forced to learn your language 😃

@skilxx__

5 ай бұрын

@@shelleclipse WHY

@shelleclipse

5 ай бұрын

@@skilxx__ You know curaçao right? I'm basically a part of your country

I know you're trolling, but your comment about Chinese is true. I spent four years trying to master Chinese only to realize that the only people that would consider me for a job based on my Chinese ability were government agencies that want to spy on China. And even then, I didn't get the job.

@jamesyeung3286

2 жыл бұрын

That's why you should do the ultra giga chad move and learn Cantonese instead.

@adonissherlock

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesyeung3286 >claim to speak Chinese >show up to interview >speak exclusively in Fuzhou Dialect >refuse to elaborate further

@xiaoshou6752

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesyeung3286 我學緊廣東話呀

@lupea8079

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesyeung3286 true that on Cantonese. A lot of Cantonese speakers in the United States.

@Music-qb2wm

2 жыл бұрын

Why _wouldn't_ you want to spy on China?

The simple fact that his sarcasm can not be understood by people from various countries is itself a wonderful sarcasm to him...

@leepisin8211

Жыл бұрын

bro from the beginning when he says you can understand spanish if you learn portuguese was too much already xD, and then he went to france and says they all speak american and arabic i was dead, cuz its true btw xD

@2bit661

Жыл бұрын

I get the sarcasm, but I interpret it more as a bad attitude and bad taste.

@Darkness_Fuchsia

Жыл бұрын

@@leepisin8211 Bro, you can actually understand spanish if you know portuguese tho, not perfectly ofc but it's enough to get the context most of the time People here in Brazil used to play videogames in spanish back when games didn't have portugues translations, I'm also following some spanish vtubers and I can understand them well with a bit of focus.

@leepisin8211

Жыл бұрын

@@Darkness_Fuchsia i understand both spanish and portuguese, never took courses just from social medias and some youtube (i am native french speaker)

@thesovgc

Жыл бұрын

@@2bit661 it's the inconsistency for me. It's difficult to take somebody seriously when they just seem flippant most of the time.

Thank you! Laughed so hard there were tears 😂. Japanese 101 in college I surveyed my classmates. 50% were there for anime. Learn American. So funny!

I made a video where I went to Canada and tried to surprise the natives by speaking their language. It turned out that they all knew American as well as Canadian, so I left dissapointed.

@ssimms8995

2 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious

@heinrich.hitzinger

2 жыл бұрын

@@ssimms8995 *NORBERT MOSES NORBERT MOSES*

@TU42Fuzzy

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@therealdababycovertible9503

2 жыл бұрын

You should have shown your skill to Steven koffman

@kitty_k4to

2 жыл бұрын

Canadian langage exists..?

I started learning English at the age of 9 then I switched to American after a few months then I moved to Canada I was shocked when I found out people in Canada understood American very well turns out their language is very similar to American so I managed to learn Canadian too after staying there for like 5 seconds

@kellopfan

Жыл бұрын

Canadian and American aren't languages

@tutigseg

Жыл бұрын

@@kellopfan they are!!!

@superhipermegabitcc1416

Жыл бұрын

@@kellopfan No shit, Sherlock.

@bobwashington226

Жыл бұрын

@@tutigsegITS CALLED ENGLISH NOT AMERICAN YOU SICKO

@thatonekid6459

Жыл бұрын

@@bobwashington226 nah, really? It’s not like it’s a joke or anything

Thanks, homes. I needed that. I was so fixated on learning another language that I didn't realize that I already know the best one.

“No language is safe. And neither are you” lol

@user-vz1ss3ru9q

22 күн бұрын

Чел этот блогер говорит что украина у которой нету ядерок выиграет у россии у самой большой ядерной державой

@prashantnaik901

21 күн бұрын

​@@user-vz1ss3ru9q Nuclear weapon hates Ukraine, that's why they would not go there .

“The only reason to learn Japanese is to watch anime” That’s not true, you also need it to read erotic Doujinshi comics

@madmouse4400

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: I improved drastically my English just in order to read Doujin , because English sites have far more content and better search features.

@creativepop8196

2 жыл бұрын

Touch grass

@madmouse4400

2 жыл бұрын

@@creativepop8196 nah , it's full of bugs and dirt .

@neza6268

2 жыл бұрын

Well would be a different story if we have an indoor grass like in a little pot or vase

@gabrielpoubel1077

2 жыл бұрын

んーそだよね

This man is so serious that I don't even know if he is joking about the "American" language, and I'm all for it

@PC_Simo

Жыл бұрын

The American pronunciation comes more naturally for me, as a Finn. For starters, American uses a lot more [æ], where English just has [ɑ]. Pack those front vowels up 👍🏻!

@creativefreedom9143

Жыл бұрын

He is not at all serious.

@timbuktu8069

Жыл бұрын

Americans speak English much the same way the English speak French. Sure, all the right-thinking folk spoke French in 1066 but over time it got changed.

@matthewheald8964

Жыл бұрын

@@creativefreedom9143 he better not be. I’m an American and proud of it, but as a linguist I’d literally have a hernia.

@Lucky13Ravens

Жыл бұрын

​@@timbuktu8069 So not at all then. Considering you can create a whole speech in English without using any Norman French roots.

Russian is the second biggest language spoken on the internet. When the USSR fell apart, large groups of Russian speaking people in those countries, kept speaking Russian.

As an Iraqi, I can confirm that's how our accent sounds like

Out of all these languages, Dutch is the only one that I’ve actually had native speakers discourage me from learning. To the point that when I was there and trying to learn, people frequently asked, “Why are you learning Dutch? It’s a completely useless language.” “If I were you, I’d just speak English.” I like your language, get over it already. 😅

@mrsteffen4692

Жыл бұрын

lmao yeah i see many dutch people complaining about their own language and that even some of them find it easier to speak English. Luckily I've a Dutch friend who's very enthusiastic about a foreigner trying to learn dutch... not that I will tho hahahaha

@damrod

Жыл бұрын

If you want to feel more encouraged, i can recommend the northen provinces of the netherlands. They might be a bit rougher on the edges, but they at least try to help you with dutch if they notice you are trying to learn it or practice it

@sazji

Жыл бұрын

@@damrod I found that the people in Venlo We’re also happy to speak with me. And I like that southern dialect also. :-)

@omesmeeb

Жыл бұрын

doe het nou niet maat

@never7848

Жыл бұрын

precies

Amazing how you «trolled» out those languages, delicately combining jokes, irony and real linguistic facts. That's the highest level!

@AfroLinguo

2 жыл бұрын

For real!! What got me was the thing about the “g’s” in Dutch. It is so true. I am actually traveling through the Netherlands right now and I got to hear it again lol q

@amadeosendiulo2137

2 жыл бұрын

Well, why he didn't mention that we, esperantrists, have a kind of cult?

@Glassandcandy

2 жыл бұрын

Hey vsauce, MichaelleahciM here

@axolotl-guy9801

2 жыл бұрын

@@AfroLinguo haha another linguistic fact is that in the past the Dutch G was way softer. It still is in my dialect in the south. Same in Belgium.

@simontollin2004

2 жыл бұрын

@@AfroLinguo also mirror the g -> h transition in west slavic languages

As for languages that sound beautiful my vote is for Swahili. For me Italian is a close second. My favorite to learn is German which I struggle with daily. While German may not sound great to most people the word pictures are beautiful. Things like Schildkröte- toad with a shield for turtle. There are lots of examples.

@talete7712

5 ай бұрын

toad with a shield for turtle is so funny lmao, it kinda makes me want to learn german

@malkiawagiza1327

3 ай бұрын

Ndiyo, ni kweli kabisa, lugha ya Kiswahili ni tamu mtupu. Nakipenda Kiswahili na ninajifunza lugha hii. Kila la heri kwako!

The title of this video should have been "How to keep a straight face while trolling" ... cant imagine how this guy pulled it off🤣🤣🤣

my native language is candian and i didn’t even realize you were speaking american until you said so! so cool how they’re so similar

@rb026

Жыл бұрын

stop watching ytb and fix the FIA plz

@Icymiiii

Жыл бұрын

r/whoosh

@user-io1do3fl7v

Жыл бұрын

@@rb026 Dude, really??

@rb026

Жыл бұрын

@@user-io1do3fl7v yes really did watch the last race dude ?

@anomalousanimates

Жыл бұрын

@@Icymiiii there's no joke, american and canadian are similar languages!!

As a Norwegian, i died when you praised Danish. Practically everyone in Norway and Sweden make fun of it because it's "impossible to understand" and sound a bit funny

@per6605

2 жыл бұрын

"If you speak Danish, you will understand Norwegian and Swedish!" Meanwhile, in Denmark: kzread.info/dash/bejne/hJmj0tGbpJO4csY.html

@theviewfinder1652

2 жыл бұрын

@@per6605 holy sh!te. i watched that video. no wonder people say Dansk is difficult

@soapp405

2 жыл бұрын

norwegian is so DIFFICULT TO LISTEN TO, dansk er meget bedre

@CriticalityIncident

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a Swede, and I died a bit as well. Hilarious. 😄

@Not_Katy

2 жыл бұрын

I'm Irish but I'm learning Norwegian and definitely find Danish alot harder to understand than Norwegian or Swedish personally Norwegian and Swedish are better

"Bolsonaro é muito muito muito muito muito goxtoso" As a Brazilian, I broke🤣🤣

You just mentioned each language that I thought was really cool and everybody wants to learn😂

"Memorising a few phrases, then recording yourself impressing people in chinatown" was literally my first impression of Xiaomanyc

@oakstrong1

2 жыл бұрын

"They were shocked that I spoke X language" (X = whatever the native language is) is a theme of some KZread polygots that just make me despise them, and quite frankly, not believe they can even speak the language beyond Duolingo level. In fact, I watched one such person do the placement test, and while passed, he was struggling and made a couple of mistakes. When you consider that Duolingo goes barely above CERF A2 level (maybe up to C1 in more popular languages like Spanish) and the test does only not cover the whole of the language course, it is clear to me that their language ability is less than "fluent", another word they often use. One such guy took a test in Spanish, which happens is a language I'm learning right now: I could understand most of the test and could guess 65% - 70% of the answers despite only having passsed the first checkpoint and having no prior knowledge of Spanish or any closely related language, shows how relatively easy the test was! (I've also watched native speakers of taking the test and still be recommended to study with Duo, only skipping the first checkpoints). I'm think it's great to be able to speak a foreign language even a beginner level - and much maligned Duolingo can get you there if you use it correctly - my friend is a proof of that and I would be very happy if I could understand Duo's podcasts. What annoys me are naysayers who pretend otherwise: bashing any X app (they all livr to hate Duolingo because it's actually a pretty good compared to many) and then go on promoting equally useless app they happen to like and often get revenue from as an influencer. THERE IS NO ONE APP that can teach you a language to a fluent level! Each has their strengths and shortcomings, including classroom learning, but you still have to work a lot outside the app/ class if you want to become fluent and even then, it takes a long time to achieve true fluency. (As you can see, I'm not there with my English despite using it every day at work and in private life.)

@marker52

2 жыл бұрын

@@oakstrong1 Definitely. If you're aiming for any sort of high level in any language, you should never rely on one source. 'Fluency' requires thousands of hours of being immersed in the language, whether it be watching native content, reading books, or interacting with natives. Apps such as duolingo or textbooks serve to bring you to a very basic level where it won't be as painful to start immersing in the language, and whether you continue or not after that is on you. At the end of the day, there is no one "method" that can get you to fluency. Anyone that sells people on the idea that you will be fluent you take [certain course] is being disingenuous. (By the way, your English is amazing for a non-native) :)

@rbrown8481

2 жыл бұрын

@@oakstrong1 interestingly, xiaoma passed Duolingo in one sitting on live stream. But it's obvious that his level in most other languages are limited conversational level plus things he normally interacts with ("where did you study" "how did you learn this so fast" "why do you like this place") :: In theory, you could stage everything so you didn't have to get surprised by new phrases. Duolingo is pretty weird too. I've only paid attention to 2 language polyglot tubers, but is the Duolingo guy and xiaoma the same person?

@kay60552

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure he really is fluent in Chinese, still a bit cringe.

@peteck007

Жыл бұрын

There is other polyglot world which doesn't focus on English speaking audience. And that is people speaking Indian languages especially Hindi, there is a Japanese women "Mayo Japan" and a dude, "Kohei" getting millions of views on "shocking Indians" videos. There is also another Korean dude, who has become native level fluent.. in Hindi.

I'm Japanese and feel proud of getting Number 1 Spot. I don't think it's useless to learn Japanese. But it's definitely a ridiculous idea to learn Japanese in order to watch anime without subtitles.

@pedrofranco1219

Жыл бұрын

He's just kidding lol

@morisoba2550

Жыл бұрын

@@pedrofranco1219 I'm kidding too.

@pauloazuela8488

Жыл бұрын

@@morisoba2550 Nah fam I certainly know it's useful to learn your language just in case your fella went extinct, someone has to preserve the language . In case you're wondering I'm just kidding. But there's truth to it, I really want to know more about Japan. I know already a lot like my country and Japan had a trade relation that existed around 100 year, dunno about the era name because there's no official known to it. Some who knows both English and Japanese would certainly be of help in translation in a lot of Japanese media.

@morisoba2550

Жыл бұрын

@@pauloazuela8488 Are you Brazilian by any chance? Unless you want to read Japanese literature, you wouldn't need to learn Japanese language because you can get many enough information about Japan in English.

@pauloazuela8488

Жыл бұрын

@@morisoba2550 Just a fellow Asian, I do certainly read ones in English. Just wanted to go there too in Japan

Hi Language Simp! Your video on the top 10 most useless languages to learn is quite interesting! While I appreciate your unique perspective, I believe that language learning is subjective and varies based on individual interests, goals and circumstances. As a language learner myself, I've found that every language has value, whether it's for cultural enrichment, career opportunities or personal connections. While some languages may seem less practical in certain contexts, they still offer valuable insights into different cultures and ways of thinking. Ultimately, I believe there's no such thing as a useless language to learn. Every language opens doors to new experiences and perspectives. It's really well worth to respect the diversity of languages and appreciate their importance in our interconnected world. Thank you for opening this conversation!

As a Chinese people, I can say the writing system is the most complicated and it affects Japanese writing system. Besides of that, grammar and vocabulary is easier than English. About 100 years ago, they wanted to cancel the writing system but fail. Now I can say Vietnamese and Korean successfully decline the Han writing system. By the other hands, China main land and Japan modified their Hanzi/Kanji become simplified. Nowadays some people want to turn Chinese into phonetics alphabets, but it fail due to their culture.

@DanielGalimidi

3 ай бұрын

Keep learning English.

How to offend half of the world in less than 10 minutes 101 by prof. Gigachad.

@sheldoncooper4192

Жыл бұрын

well this is literally more than half of the world, english, chinese , russian, french, all the major languages were included

@luni.um1

Жыл бұрын

As a brazillian, i wasn't offended in this at all This actually made me more happier /hj

@ryanferguson9249

Жыл бұрын

You would actually just say “this actually made me happier”. We get what you’re saying, though.

As someone who speaks english as a second language, I laughed my ass off when a buddy of mine tried to pretend to speak another language in a text chat with natives by using solely google translate.

@adrianhoff3437

Жыл бұрын

Brasileiro?

@evangelhogelho

Жыл бұрын

Tropa dos Br, fi Slk🗿🍷

@Shmoopyn

11 ай бұрын

may I ask how you found natives to speak/text with?

@evangelhogelho

11 ай бұрын

@@Shmoopyn jogo

@sliver7993

9 ай бұрын

Kurwa 🗿

This is so funny I now realise I am a polyglot, not only do I know English and French but I also know American, and probaly Australian and South African too.

I love how it starts off reasonable but slowly gets more and more dumb as it goes on

“No language is safe and neither are you” 💀

Useless Language❌ Well known Language + International Language✅

Bro offended me by roasting my favourite languages 💀

@prashantnaik901

21 күн бұрын

Esperanto?

INTERPRETATION: In case there is anyone struggling to make sense of this video, the languages you SHOULD learn are: Spanish, German, Chinese, Swedish/Norwegian, French, Esperanto, Dutch, Russian, English, Japanese. I think his picks are pretty good. Loved the humour and irony. Nice!

@AMSCh2010

Жыл бұрын

Arriba España

@bda529

Жыл бұрын

From what I've read, Dutch is a language not worth learning

@flowtho7742

Жыл бұрын

​@@bda529 Well it's basically just a goofy version of german that a lot less people speak and that has a lot less relevance in general

@markrodowicz4617

Жыл бұрын

@@Jess-737 The only ones who think Esperanto is useless are those who have never tried learning it or never got past level A1. Their opinion hardly matters, I would think. Anyone can say, 'I think language X is useless', but how do they know if they don't speak the language?

@matthewheald8964

Жыл бұрын

@@Jess-737 as do i

Man, everytime you speak Portuguese I break. i just can't handle how funny it is. And your argument for learning Portuguese instead of Spanish actually makes some sense, lol

@arthurmallmann5768

2 жыл бұрын

@Abina Àine Well, I don't know if it will work for you, because I'm a native speaker so I can't really measure how much Portuguese you need to know to understand Spanish. What I do know is that people who are more educated on Portuguese (people with good grammar etc) tend to understand Spanish a lot better that common elderly people with lower levels os education. Both languages are super similar tho. I believe Spanish and Portuguese are closer to each other than Standard German and most dialects of Swiss German for example. My advice is: learn whatever you really want to. If you're not interested in the language itself, the whole process will become unfeasible. But if you just want to raise your language count, or if you are interested in both of them, than Portuguese first

@zedasilva3

2 жыл бұрын

I'm Brazilian and there is hardly anything I can't understand when reading Spanish, and the same applies if they speak slowly.

@GuilhermePereira-vi6vc

2 жыл бұрын

@Abina Àine well, we here in Portugal can kinda understand the Spanish, especially if it is a person from the regions near Portugal, which talk Spanish dialectics more similar to portuguese, like Galician.

@eddie-roo

2 жыл бұрын

@Abina Àine no, but if you learn Galician you will understand both Portuguese and Spanish

@LHollan

2 жыл бұрын

@Catarina lol so se já aprendeu algo da língua, em alguns contextos é impossível entender ainda que seja 30% do que os hispânicos falam. Texto é bem mais simples, mas entender é impossível assistir um filme em espanhol e entender 90% sem nunca ter estudado. Mesmo estudando ainda leva um tempo para entender 90% imagina sem estudar

I speak/write only 7 languages. This video is pretty good. Just don't forget that Geography=Laguage.

@mirostanimirov8952

8 ай бұрын

...about the German language. When You learn it read Emanuel Kant or Hegel etc. Because it's NO coincidence that the biggest Euro-American Thinkers were writing in... German. 😉

@PisicaPapagal

Ай бұрын

Lauage = laage = lage = lae = la

You're right, as a Spanish speaker is a little hard to understand Portuguese. However both are so useful, but Portuguese definitely is much better

This is really great advice. I'm going to try to unlearn French via electroshock therapy with a car battery and some jumper cables. My brain should be primed for something more useful like Danish. As an added bonus, I will only be able to make guttural hacking sounds.

@nathangale7702

Жыл бұрын

You could re-vector to Haitian Creole, that should be more useful.

@foreignlanguagesisfun8143

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking about learning French as well, but I am having second thoughts. If you like the language enough, I dont see no reason why you should not learn it even if there are a lot of people that speak it.

@nathangale7702

Жыл бұрын

@@foreignlanguagesisfun8143 I agree 100%, the issue I've found is that native speakers will usually treat you like a child until you start speaking the language like an adult, so I've decided to only learn to speak a couple languages and understand a multitude of languages.

@mayanksangam9205

Жыл бұрын

I think electric chair is a better option

@lapieblanche6863

Жыл бұрын

Learn arabic insted

10- Spanish 9- German 8- Chinese 7- Swedish & Norwegian 6- French 5- Esperanto 4- Dutch 3- Russian 2- English (Not American) 1- Japanese

@nyelvbabycakes

2 жыл бұрын

As a norwegian learner i agree but i still like the language and norway

@samuel_saysske1355

2 жыл бұрын

@@nyelvbabycakes its sarcistic lol and Swedish and Norwegian is mutch more beutiful then Danish!

@gojo6418

2 жыл бұрын

@@nyelvbabycakes yup me too currently learning Norwegian and what he say doesn't made me lose motivation and it actually motivate me further

@nyelvbabycakes

2 жыл бұрын

@@gojo6418 thats nice it didnt affect me in any way

@gojo6418

2 жыл бұрын

@@nyelvbabycakes yup I just take it as a joke

I just remembered there’s people who know how to speak latin. Talking about useless languages to learn…

I’m Swedish, and I know English almost as good. I broke the rule of not combining British English and American, nowadays I think I am 85 % American speaker. I fell for Spanish, I know it’s a very common language but still I love it, and I’m also studying latin, which many see as useless to learn since it’s mostly a dead language

“Portuguese is just spanish with much less straightforward pronunciation” As a brazilian, I have to agree with you. This is incredibly accurate.

@RoaValdjamong

Жыл бұрын

As a Venezuelan also agree with you 💀

@matheus_rml

Жыл бұрын

@@RoaValdjamong É a mais pura verdade💀

@za-mm

Жыл бұрын

eu nao aguento mais estudar espanhol na escola se eu ja sei português aaaaaa

@zampieritto

Жыл бұрын

As a Brazilian. It is true

@sparkle0859

Жыл бұрын

I learned Portuguese first and now I'm learning Spanish. Honestly, I find Portuguese easier for some reason.

“We were this close to be forced to learn german” Me who is Danish. And forced to learn german in school

@rikkithinn7258

Жыл бұрын

Icelanders also forced to learn Danish at school so deserved.

@idifjrivhjf5198

Жыл бұрын

I like eating rødgrød mc fløöd

@liz4460

Жыл бұрын

@@rikkithinn7258 You poor people. Couldn't imagine learning Danish

@axolotl-guy9801

Жыл бұрын

German is nice, cool and usefull. Just my opinion.

@znczexnotic7152

Жыл бұрын

I'm from Poland and I was forced to learn German as my second foreign language at 7th and 8th grade. Thankfully when I started going to highschool we were able to choose German, Spanish or Italian so I've chosen Spanish.

First time viewer here that started to watch this under the assumption it would be serious. You got me at the start, ngl. Good stuff

I know this video was made in jest but I swear six years ago, that was the exact same logic I used when I chose to seriously study languages again, I chose Portuguese over Spanish. LMAO!! I thought from a professional standpoint, Spanish would be useless because all of the professional Spanish speakers speak English and they will always have a leg up on me. Plus, Portuguese has more complex sounds and it has all of Spanish sounds so in a way I was picking up two languages, at least from a written and listening perspective. Speaking the language is a different story. I think I stand out more as a Portuguese speaker and here in South Florida, the language is far from useless. I enjoy Spanish too. I've taken Spanish classes all through high school and college. I've listened to some podcasts and read a couple of books in Spanish. I wouldn't say that I'm a strong Spanish speaker though. However, I can get around in Spanish and I speak it in restaurants.

@JennieLemons

5 ай бұрын

How's your progress now?

@alexisgomilaguerrero1686

2 ай бұрын

The Portuguese language may have some sounds that are more complicated than Spanish, but Spanish has a much more extensive grammar than Portuguese. This makes it richer as a language. Furthermore, Spanish is spoken in 21 countries, while Portuguese is only spoken in 9. Lastly, it's worth noting that Spanish is increasingly spreading in the USA every day, not to mention that Puerto Rico is a completely Spanish-speaking state.

@dfk09

2 ай бұрын

Really good. I'm a fluent Portuguese speaker. I can speak, read and write in Portuguese. Plus, I've traveled through and around Brazil a few times and I will be heading back later this year. I've also traveled to Portugal last year.@@JennieLemons

Being a Brazillian who used to travel a lot to the Netherlands, yes, it is useless to learn dutch. I head from foreigners dutch learners that the locals will switch to English as soon as they notice you are not a native speaker, not giving you a chance to practice it. And the good thing is that everybody there speaks good english - even the bus driver.

@rapperj-den1083

Жыл бұрын

90% of the Dutch can hold an conversation in English. It’s amazing.

@richardplizga3719

Жыл бұрын

No, they actually speak Canadian

@eeaotly

Жыл бұрын

@@rapperj-den1083 The languages are related.

@camelopardalis84

Жыл бұрын

"Even the bus driver". Elitism.

@deutschmitpurple2918

Жыл бұрын

😅😅😅

Is it the first time he said Putin instead of Vladdy Daddy?

@ANN-ug2hd

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my, could it be something is happening to him? We gotta call 911. Now.

@yaiij

Ай бұрын

EXCUSE ME WHATT

I died laughing 😂 Thank you, sir, for this video!

Most useless organs: brain,eyes,heart,lungs,liver,kidneys...

1:45 for you guys who doesn't speak portuguese, he said: "hey, good morning, I hope you have a very very very very nice day." It is a very common sentence to use with your family and friends, but it is more used to talk with strangers. Hope i helped you guys understand

@RocqueEnrow

2 жыл бұрын

Mt obrigado, não posso esperar pra dize-la

@takashix4i20

2 жыл бұрын

Nada a ver

@joseangelojunior8640

2 жыл бұрын

@@takashix4i20 essa é a graça

@takashix4i20

2 жыл бұрын

@@joseangelojunior8640 entendo kkkk

@countryballspredicciones5184

2 жыл бұрын

Não disse posso sonar muito muito muito gostoso?

You should learn Swiss. It sounds like a different language in 4 regions, but it's all in your head. Some even say it is 4 distinct languages, but they have no idea. If you understand Swiss, you can converse with 3 quarters of the European population easily.

@gringo3002

Жыл бұрын

I'd rather learn Romansch.

@yapayzeka3183

Жыл бұрын

@@gringo3002 swiss

@richardplizga3719

Жыл бұрын

You can also do Danish, it's not like the pronouncing is weird sounding

Американский самый бесполезный язык из всех, которые я учила. За всю жизнь в моем уральском городе я встретила только двух американцев и оба говорили по-русски лучше меня. Другое дело английский. Очень полезный язык, чтобы смотреть "Доктор Кто".

"Who wants to read while watching a show" *Me : litteraly reading the subtitles in my native language when he says that*

I don’t know whether to trust this man or not

@fatherpope

2 жыл бұрын

97% don't

@austindavid1862

2 жыл бұрын

I would

@kiddosneakybeaky3934

2 жыл бұрын

@Jenny Vaona Just a troll lol

@rogergoulder3821

2 жыл бұрын

@Jenny Vaona or indeed a Trold, we find, as he has just eradicated Norwegian ........

@hiroshimagiggity372

2 жыл бұрын

no dont

"Pretty much every German speaks American now" that's the best joke I've ever heard. Actually, it's the one about Dutch sounding beautiful. My housemate compared the Dutch 'g' to choking in a dentist's chair and I have yet to hear a more accurate description

@krushiler398

Жыл бұрын

YES. From Russian programmers who moved to Germany (Germany has big IT hubs) I heard, that you can't live without German not in Berlin

@njibra7666

Жыл бұрын

@@krushiler398 right Only academics are really efficient in English but other than that it's only basics to no english

@overgrownkudzu

Жыл бұрын

@@krushiler398 most cities you'll be fine, small towns is where people don't really use it. I'm from Frankfurt which is the most international big city in the whole country (yes before Berlin) and people really expect you to be able to speak English at least to a degree where you can communicate. Doesn't need to be perfect, but you do need some skill.

@deutschmitpurple2918

Жыл бұрын

Great comment

@mint._._

Жыл бұрын

I heard that people in the Netherlands and Germany speak very good English in general compare to in France and Russia. Idk how much of it is true or just stereotypical

I am a language learning nerd. Started many, gave them up and learned none. Now I am relearning a language which I strangely enjoy very much. LATIN! Its usefulness or not is of no concern to me. It is an addiction similar to trying to solve a puzzle. I imagine many crossword enthousiasts would be able to relate to this.

@happydogger5009

3 ай бұрын

I feel you so much here, I love learning everything about languages too and when I think of learning something like Hungarian or Finnish I get excited, currently learning Mandarin

LOL loved it. Laughed my arse off.

Japanese is really useful if you go to Japan and got arrested and interrogated for days, as it usually happens to Americans who want to have some fun there (instead of quietly looking around as they are supposed to do).

@basura4136

2 жыл бұрын

Americans just shouldn't go

@lindadechiazza2924

2 жыл бұрын

Who are U paul McCartney

@honeybee6576

2 жыл бұрын

did you have tattoos.

@30803080308030803081

2 жыл бұрын

I’m American, and I don’t know what “have some fun” refers to. Shooting guns?

@KyleFran

2 жыл бұрын

Was that a reference to Fast and furious in Tokyo?

"Most people in France either speak Arabic or American already" True "Polish eye doctor" lol

@mhd2680

2 жыл бұрын

Arabs are minority in France

@notreallyacartoon1078

Жыл бұрын

al-eærakq is my favorite language it's my native language and it's beautiful, espacially when cussing someone out. Not to mention how romantic it is.

@mihailrf7139

Жыл бұрын

He is russian eye doctor from Russian Empire.

@michabank2353

Жыл бұрын

@@mihailrf7139 He was a Polish Jew from the part of Poland occupied by Russia since the end of 18. through the beginning of the 20. century.

@oleh3415

Жыл бұрын

@@mihailrf7139 what is a russia

The Dutch joke was the best 😂

@Danpungip

2 ай бұрын

rip the dutch

Thanks to this list, I will no longer be taking French classes. Thank you man!

have you considered learning uzbek?? would be really cool. not sure if you've mentioned it before

@dk9251

2 жыл бұрын

I see you're a man of culture

@belstar1128

2 жыл бұрын

Ha men.

@baxter_fakhriddinov

2 жыл бұрын

Chunki Uzbek foydali )

@livingiseasywitheyesclosed4553

2 жыл бұрын

I can speak uzbek.

@ArnBrickJeff

2 жыл бұрын

@@dk9251 i see you are Uzbek(im not from Uzbeckistan)

You should remove Dutch from the list of the most useless languages: when The Netherlands disappear under water, we'll always have Surinam, in South America, whose official language is Dutch. Don't forget it 😉

@jaydendc1545

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but Suriname is also not safe from the rising sea level. We are currently losing ground because of it even if the process is slow.

@theephraimite

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaydendc1545 then move to South Africa, where a great deal of the population speaks Afrikaans, a language derived from Dutch.

@aiquesono

2 жыл бұрын

@@theephraimite 😁😁😁

@nduduzoblose4355

2 жыл бұрын

@@theephraimite Yeah but that's still not Dutch, it's Afrikaans. A different language. So Dutch is still useless 👍

@Stettafire

2 жыл бұрын

@@nduduzoblose4355 No language is useless

I could understand point at the end of the video and loved the irony! lol ahahaha

I agree with Spanish. It took me awhile to understand Portuguese and I understand it only because I practiced Capoeira for a time being. But I can speak to the Brazilians in Spanish and they understand me most of the time. Also, learning Spanish for a profession, well unless you already have the job and then it requires you learn it later on, native speakers will take the job

@Real777Lucky

4 ай бұрын

Quem fala português compreende completamente espanhol, mas quem fala espanhol fica confuso quando ouve português

This is by far the funniest video I have seen in a hot minute. From one language lover to another, the humor is right on the money and I can't honestly tell you how how hard I laughed. Thank you for saying how I truly feel. Keep up the great work!🤣👍

@rtgedits1865

7 ай бұрын

Some of things he said are quite facts if i think about it

@jessie4696

2 ай бұрын

He could be right about Japanese.

1:45 : for those who don’t speak Portuguese he’s saying “hi, good morning, Bolsonaro is very very very hot”

@sulaikhachenath429

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@sulaikhachenath429

2 жыл бұрын

i love him

@theshortplayschannel7254

Жыл бұрын

Who

what else we can learn !😂

The only true thing he said in this video is that he’s irresistible to men. 😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤

That's actually a legit reason to learn Portuguese. Pro-tip: Learn European Portuguese, specifically one of the island dialects. No one else will understand you, but you'll understand everyone, thus proving yourself as an alpha.

@db_2408

Жыл бұрын

i am learning brazillian portuguese and can understand european portuguese as well as spanish

@howsad2397

Жыл бұрын

that's fucking hilarious lol

@dotdotdotdotdash

2 ай бұрын

good luck understanding island dudes...you'll think they speak hebrew, arabic and mandarin at the same time @@db_2408

@konohacitizen8079

2 ай бұрын

Azores: Portuguese level hard

wasnt 100% sure if this was satire until the scandinavian part. Ive taken some norwegian lessons but switched to danish for school, and you had me cracking up with that.

''Bolsonaro é muito gostoso'' just broke me, this guy is incredible.

You made me laugh so much that I accidentally bought your shirt

@LanguageSimp

2 жыл бұрын

I appreciate it! Just don't look up what the words mean on the shirt.

@mangonectar8117

2 жыл бұрын

@@LanguageSimp Ne t'inquiètes pas, je ne parle pas français.

@kananpoika

2 жыл бұрын

@@LanguageSimp J'attends un t-shirt en russe avec de jolis mots doux

@mobiley3151

2 жыл бұрын

Je voulais apprendre le français mais c’était trop difficile alors j’ai arrêté. C’est juste une petit peut triste car maintenant je ne peut pas même connaître que c’est le français quand quelqu’un parle

@AfroLinguo

2 жыл бұрын

He is definitely pretty funny. I would definitely watch a stand up comedy show of his if he did one haha

It wasn't until you called Danish beautiful sounding that I realized this was 100% comedy 😄

@jakeforrest

5 ай бұрын

As a Dane, I never considered for 1 single second, that this could be comedy. That just shows, you are less critical, if someone says something nice about you. “You must be very intelligent” - Who has ever questioned the validity of that statement? !

@hockeygirl8401

5 ай бұрын

Honestly, it’s one of the ugliest sounding language. No offense to Danish people but it’s just not my jam.

@Jesus_loves_u7

4 ай бұрын

Jesus ❤️ y'all

@Blokfluitgroep

4 ай бұрын

@@Jesus_loves_u7 Yeah, even the Danes ;)

This is a genius video idea, clickbait.

Hahaha man I enjoyed this video so thank you 😂

As a native Dutch speaker even I’ve got goosebumps when you gave the most chilling example of how to pronounce those G/CH! As we say in Dutch: Goed gesproken! 😂

@ahyarhartanto1802

Жыл бұрын

eh, some old people in indonesia still pronounce "g" as "ch", instead of teknologi, they pronounce it as tekhnolochi, I wonder where they come from, after reading your comment I think their pronounciation is influenced by dutch hehe

@thijswebbink9047

Жыл бұрын

Ja de g en ch zijn mooie klanken wij gebruiken gewoon een taal met harde duidelijke klanken en tonen 😅🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱

@jan-willemvankaathoven914

Жыл бұрын

Nu horen jullie van boven de rivieren eens een keertje van iemand anders dat die harde 'g' niet deugd.

@AudieHolland

Жыл бұрын

Vergeet de unieke ui-klank niet.

virgin latin alphabet vs chad american alphabet

Thankfully, italian and portuguese escaped from this list

bro added japan to this list, but also put it in his language of the future

I lost it when he said Danish was the most beautiful language. There’s trolling and there’s saying Swedish and Norwegian are beneath Danish. Hadn’t laughed like this in a while. Thanks man

@lunevoleur8912

Жыл бұрын

Danish be like: GGGGCHSHHCHHGCHGH

@dud8738

Жыл бұрын

Danish is Gigachad language, but swedish and Norwegian is ultra beta male language

@mathiaspsyko

Жыл бұрын

@@dud8738 this is a true statement and i support it.

@GhttoD

Жыл бұрын

I'm telling all of u. This foolz a comedian uHauahauaha

@natalia_92837

Жыл бұрын

Same

"The only real reason to learn chinese is to make a lot of money by memorizing a few phrases and then recording yourself impressing people in Chinatown." I see what you did here. hahahahaha

@rifqimujahid4907

Жыл бұрын

I dont get it?

@probrickgamer

Жыл бұрын

@@rifqimujahid4907 there is a guy who pumps out 5 videos a week with click bait titles about speaking Chinese in Chinatown

@gabriel87629

Жыл бұрын

@@probrickgamer who is he?

@biggiecheese253

Жыл бұрын

@@gabriel87629 Xiaomanyc I think

@gabriel87629

Жыл бұрын

@@biggiecheese253 but he speaks chinese, doesn't he? lol

Every common language is useless thats why lets learn alien language😅

I like your sense of humour. Lol

my native language is portuguese, so spanish is quite easy to me as you said. However, when I was like four years old, my mother made me learn american, english, australian, canadian, south africanan, new zeelandand, antiguan and barbudan, grenadan, guyanan, jamaican, trinidad and tobagosan, irelandand, and maltan. A rough time indeed, but hey at least i'm a polyglot now

@DemoysView

9 ай бұрын

Nice work 😂

@leegemo9625

7 ай бұрын

Zeelandand 😭 (Sorry I just find it a little funny)

@reycesarcarino4653

6 ай бұрын

No French 😂

@TheWeirdestArtist

5 ай бұрын

As a Amerifan speaker I'm currently learning Asian, British, and Mexican

@as-above-so-below-

3 ай бұрын

@@TheWeirdestArtist Amerifa

This mans sarcasm is so tightly bound he got me wondering if american is actually a language

He is speaking from his perspective wtf but we love most of what he pointed out if not we at least i love 😅

When you mentioned Danish I knew you were trolling....lolololololol

"England stole our language, changed the pronunciation of it a little and slapped a new name on it"😂😂

@helmetmcbarin

10 ай бұрын

Ah yes that makes total sense now that's why it's called americish and not English... oh wait 🤔

@Jagrok13

9 ай бұрын

^ another englishman pushing the big lie

I’m Japanese and I speak French. I’m learning Swedish and Russian😂😂 I was to learn how to get a British accent🤣 Je faisais juste ce qui m’intéressait😂

@keytokwangya

2 жыл бұрын

Good luck with Swedish! Lycka till

@user-cy2he2nz5g

2 жыл бұрын

@@keytokwangya Tack så mycket!

@MissTasseled

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I speak English and Russian, while studying French, Japanese, and Swedish. I hope we reach our goals, friend.

@user-cy2he2nz5g

2 жыл бұрын

@@MissTasseled What a coincidence!

@RanmaruRei

2 жыл бұрын

Не учите русский. Реально ж бесполезный язык.

I DECLARE WARE ON THE POLYGLOT LANGUAGE SIMP was my reaction watching this video

I am a huge language nerd and cant even count how many languages I know. And as a polyglot, German is very useful, because you can go to a university for free only if you are a b1 in german. Very useful language, recommend.

“Chinese is for beginners” ☠️☠️☠️

as a Russian-native, I immediately guessed the reason not to learn it and laughed my ass off 🤣 high quality analysis 🥵

@mere_eq

Жыл бұрын

Жиза.

@szurmatpl

Жыл бұрын

Welp, how sad... the whole war & that "analysis"...

@moicestlapoussiere777

Жыл бұрын

@@szurmatpl since we know exactly that Ukrainians want no other land than theirs, the war is sad indeed, and the analysis is funny after seeing ru and foreign putinist propaganda online 🥲

@moicestlapoussiere777

Жыл бұрын

@@youtubeuser206 every country is invented

@youtubeuser206

Жыл бұрын

@@moicestlapoussiere777 ya well ukraine was only invented 30 years ago. since kiev has spent the last 8 years attempting to genocide its russian speaking citizens, the Russian Federation had every right to enter to protect them.

6:58 " I don't know much about history, but I'm pretty sure that england stole our language changed the pronunciation of wait a little and slapped a new name on it"