This is the biggest "OH MY LORD TOUCH GRASS" story you've covered so far. Dude is "Sooo selfless" but won't let a dude use his dummy, cheats on his own gf, doesn't understand RP is a separate thing from real life. LIKE GOD-- JUST GO MAKE OUT WITH GRASS

@dolcebeat6759

Жыл бұрын

Buahahahahahaha my thoughts exactly

My mouth was agape at this story's writer. I just can't believe it. It's not that the story is weird. The OP completely lacks self-awareness in every aspect. The fact they submitted this thinking they were the good guy, just lol... I really loved how often they "let it slide" and mentioned how "selfless" they were, lmao. Like wow bro. What a kind and thoughtful guy you are. These flags and copium levels are so red you can chuck 'em in the air and people would mistake it for Dalamud. And thanks for speaking up for us lalafells, that was cool of ya.😊

"they were the thirstiest people I have ever met" as he proceeds to marry every girl that talks to him XD Also him being so mad she chose her friend over him because op was a dick is infuriating. This guy has a lot of issues. He didn't like the friend because he was a little annoyed? So dumb lol.

With RP, both parties need to be in agreement on major story points. Marriage, pregnancy, children etc have to be discussed in depth, not dumped upon. Not to mention RP with “dark” elements as it can be triggering. Finally if you have to constantly mention how selfless you are, that’s a red flag😊

This mans said he was a people pleaser and didn't ask for much in payment but a smile. This man can't tell his own lies are lies. Dude was asking so much from these girls. Also dude was definitely trying to fill the hole in his actual marriage with these online relationships. He shouldn't be trying to escape to ff14 and work on his rl problems instead

@Akinon93

Жыл бұрын

Anytime I've heard "I just like to make ppl happy" its always been a red flag. Like, yeah, everybody does, but not everybody has to clarify it or point it out 😅 very "look at how great I am" energy

@user-bz7qg5xw6h

2 ай бұрын

LMAO this is me rn, I'm half way in and was like ''BOYS, I'VE BEEN GASLIT''

that OP's incel energy is nightmare fuel

I really hope OP releases a 14 chapter sequel to this novel

28:25 "She's too good for me. She deserves someone better" crazy how OP is trying to justify wanting a new relationship by making it seem that they're dumping princess for altruistic reasons. she was already interested in someone else and OP was jealous about it. just say that princess wasn't behaving like you wanted her to and started looking for someone else who would.

Welp... That was cringe XD. OP desperately trying to marry any female he met and making bad job in separating irl and in-game RP 💀💀💀. Episode should have been called "how to act like a wierdo" like i dunno.

I’m almost impressed by his determination to find the perfect RP wife.

"I am so giving and helpful!" Well at least he is not humble about it

I'm kind of getting second hand embarrassment here

I'm so selfless and charming and incredible I even solo'ed a hunt 30 levels below me you can see why all the egirls flock to me damn I'm awesome.

@ShadySpice187

Жыл бұрын

Lmao!

I’m loving this trend of narcissistic OP’s who have deluded themselves into believing they are the hero/victim of the story.

OP has main character syndrome lmao

As someone who has been in the RP world since all the way back in 2009 with deviantart to leading up to now doing rp in game and in some servers definitely you need to have consent and communication between all parties. There can be some things thrown in randomly for chaos like silly crack plots that somehow turn into more serious rp sessions like when the nudist cat man in the rafters gave a friend handcuffs that were used to cuff mine and my bf's characters together only for the wholesome lesbian lalafell owner to cut us free leading toward our characters finally having their first proper kiss and getting to ruminate in feelings but things like children, marriage, death, etc that very strongly effects the other party you want to have communication and consent. I've had past partners spring cheating plots into our rp out of nowhere without any communication and it being rather uncomfortable to have to deal with. RP is a collaborative writing effort between two or more parties and can be the most beautifully expressive and explorative mediums to enter but the things OP went about really shows there was no communication and a lot was pushing what he wanted onto his partners without their thought or even proper discussion. Hopefully OP takes a lil journey of self-reflection and growth to see none of what was done was selfless but rather of full selfishness and to mayhap have a better dialogue with his partners in the future especially if ic rp blossoms into romantic feelings and to never assume ic and ooc are the same things. Oops I rambled a bit sorry tend to do that especially on topics that are my special interests that i've engrossed myself in. Thanks for the wonderful reading Pathra. Hope you have a wonderful day and may the rest of the week bring you great things :>

oh my god this story has me DYING 😭 I have no idea what RP is like so I kept getting confused between what was in-game and real life

Jesus, the guy has almost 'nice guy' vibe... I bet he didnt tell whole story how it went with the girls, like leaving parts out, sounds really iffy.

oh my god.. i hope somebody exposes this guy because he sounds extremly dangerous! narcassistic to a T and controller over his woman, so so many red flags i just chant. please girls keep urself safe and avoid men like this :pray:

2:34 hell yeee. Boy study the blade :D. I hope the op knows that all these people are guys in rl

I’m so glad my partner IRL who also plays this game with me enjoys casual roleplay. It’s a fun hobby and a great way to connect. No drama for us.. hearing this video I feel extremely lucky 😅

This guy... YIKES

It does feel good to make others happy! Smile and spread the joy!

This was like the creepy RP version of "You", but with less murder. OP has *serious* Joe vibes.

This was a trip.

OP sounds like a cringe edgelord lol. Dude doesn't know how to not break boundaries. Definitely took the baggage of his marriage into his RP

Sometimes having OP's user name would be nice so we can keep away from them.

why people think the game avatar reflect the real person ? this is just stupidity

I am also into action game combat systems like Ninja Gayden

You're tearing me apart Princess!

@Brian-fh8pq

Жыл бұрын

I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit. I did not hit her, I did not. Oh hi mark

Don’t you touch MY striking dummy! XD

Ya know some of these stories I can sympathize anwith. Then I hear a story like this and I feel like I’ve gone outside to much in my life to relate

It's weird that he wants to be someone's priority when he's not even treating his irl wife as one. I think some people just aren't ready for a relationship.

Aayyee my comment made it to the cut! 👊

I hope the author finds whatever they are looking for, one day, and that they don't sweat the small stuff.

OP is a trip 🤣 Edit: My stomach actually hurts from laughing at the striking dummy dispute

Lmaoo op is maidenless!!!

oh my god the striking dummy made me lose it.

I only seem to meet guys like this,way more common than u think

OP is a walking red flag to RPers....

early morning upload

30:46 lmfao!

Blurring the lines between fiction and reality. I have second-hand embarrassment now.

The moral of this story: RP isn't a replacement to therapy when you're unhappy irl.

op is messy…

When he mentions Snake my gamer brain just thinks Metal Gear.

As a Lala, I am offended by the third story.

That's why kids... Don't do RP. But then again doing content sooner or later you gonna get drama too.

My only experience in this. Is some girl flirted with me and tried making me believe she liked me. Then eventually slowly stopped talking. When I tried to talk then she told me. She didn't like talking to me. She just wanted me to buy her stuff irl. Tried to talk her down from doing stuff like that. I had experience in what she was doing cause it happened in my life back in highschool. She told me. Guys have to buy gifts. Every week. I blocked and stopped talking. The second person. I tried helping her with her depression since her "husband" left her. Because she was too controlling. So I tried to help her so she wouldn't do anything brash. Refused to listen to advice unless it was in roleplay. Then just kept talking about them every second. Eventually she told me. She didn't like talking to me and only wanted to talk to him. I still stayed and tried to help. I can't just let it settle like that I care too much. She then stopped talking. Met some random person. Then unfriended me with no word. Doesn't really bother me much. But it is something that happened.

did you hear? wood fired pizza! how is pizza gonna get a job now?

Is very hard not to think of Lalafels as children, not only because of their look but became almost all of their emotes are extremely child-like. So it is the devs fault.

@petree

Жыл бұрын

People forget the literal npc in the very beginning named lalafel child that looks like an adult lalafel

@_Ryu

Жыл бұрын

people: "lalafells are not children" also people: "you can't ERP with lalafells because that's pedo behavior" make up your damn minds. if S.E bans people who ERP with lalafells then S.E believes they are children, and so should we. i rest my case.

Aww.. poor Moon. But also, perhaps, she dodged a bullet.

The lalafel in the background reacting to the nice guy stuff xD

@MrBonebus

8 ай бұрын

Also wtf married and dating a girl who lives with her parents still

Funny Thing my EX GF and i played FF XIV last year i came back to it and saw some stuff that i brought before she cheated on me so i sended that shit to her, she made a new character said thanks and i was like nah i just needed space in my inventory i dont care anymore about you. Then she got mad, and i told her she throwed the four years away not me and then i did the good old blocklist. Never felt so good :,D Hope the new relics looks good

OP has issues

the pettiness over the striking dummy is funny af

oof the OP sounded like someone every girl in eorzea should dodge

The ending--

What camera are you using?

All that and he was cheating on his wife anyway. It’s weird that they can say all this, write it all down, and not hear how bad it sounds, before sending it.

Yes, yes, its 5 months ago when you posted this but I thought I'd put it a good word for the guy: to me it sounded like he left that girl that couldnt properly speak/write english because it would be very difficult for her to understand the deeper meaning of he said. Maybe even to the point that she didnt even know the "meaning" of the Eternal Bonding ceremony. - At least, that was how I read that, maybe I'm giving him too much credit ^^°

I keep screaming but god wont listen

Ngl, this sounds really colluded. I have a feeling these girls would have some words about OP. I just have a feeling idk why. :/ Just feels off.

The only excuse to be abscent from Pizza`s life would be a diet.

I swear I'd never do a relationship in any game like this unless it was with an IRL partner. Too much drama.

okay but was it the /r nice guy POV or tsomething-

Damn

What a self report

I like how OP talks about how he is so selfless and caring but dropping moon because she didn't speak the same language as he did seems a little selfish. Moon was willing to make it work and cross that language barrier OP was unwilling to.

Seems like the art of simping is difficult! 😂

This is why I could never RP. It's too cringey and I'm too awkward for it lol.

Imagine this in RL. Hey honey...i found this lalafell...you dont know her...but shes our daughter now! *facepalm*

I think I'm starting to understand why OP and his irl wife are having issues and close to divorce 😬

These stories are great. But man do these OPs ever stop and look at what they are writing and how readers would perceive them? Still entertaining

I feel like op is being a bit narcissistic at least in his writing, decent people don't repeat how "kind and selfless" they are every few sentences. Yeesh

TY again for using my thumbnaiiilll

lolol the way the OP sees himself I get the feeling that the story is way diff from all of the people that are around him xD

I'm halfway through and I'm so fully over this guy

I never thought a story could make me feel physical pain from how cringe-worthy it was, but here we are 😬

This reminds me of the pfs i see of “looking for gf in game and rl” so cringe 🥴

@lordsaladito

9 ай бұрын

i used to do the "looking for gf" but when i was like 10 yo in habbo. This is a new level of cringe

I’ve dated someone in ff14 but daum bro chill it’s not that serious

This is why my chara is male, I cant even with this story 🤣

Dude is selfless AF! but wants to leave his GF because she puts more effort into the relationship than him and he can't handle the fact that he isn't winning in EVERY aspect of his relationship 😅

it sounds like the OP was the problem...lol

The amount of facepalms and cringe face I made while listening to this guy actions and thoughts has exceeded my weeklies amount of what I can take. Holy Chocobo.

I'm not even half way through and I've reached the limit of cringe for the day. I'm gonna lay here and listen more since I'm invested in this awful 'as the world turns" fan fiction. I hope Victor shows up...

Couldn't finish watching, this is too ridiculous.

What's wrong with people?

This guy was a creep.he was just creeping on every girl

I mean... ye lalafells arent children.... But they kinda are.

I had a wedding in ff14 it was my male Elizen and an FC member's male Au'ra I wore the wedding dress and stuff my little gay heart was so happy that day but he is a rider and I'm RP casual and we are slowly drifting apart he had a few race changes and that is braking my emersion I guess the character that my Elizen married doesn't exist anymore just the name in friends list and a few days I saw him and he had changed to a female character I see that as the end of my character's marriage will always treasure that time we got married and I still have the wedding pics but times change I guess

Wait, dude was married the whole time?

do people take marriage on ffxiv seriously? i wanna marry a friend just cause glam

Op seriously was the drama lol also no way he was married. Sounds more like a young teen “ I’m a good guy” incel

WELL OFC HE HAS ISSUES WITH HIS IRL WIFE if he spends all day playing ffxiv, what are these cringelords jesus

Age: 35+ lmao

Omg...OP sounds like a completely insufferable guy xD

this story reeks of lies tbh Op sussy

Im sorry...he didnt want to marry her in game because english wasnt her first language? Absolute tool

Bro miiiiight be on the spectrum....