Titus • Episode 5 • Titus Integritous

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This is the one where I coulda had a plane. Titus Show keeps coming. Hope you're enjoying it during the lockdown. Love.
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  • @christophertitustv
    @christophertitustv4 жыл бұрын

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  • @user-ym7xr6di5c

    @user-ym7xr6di5c

    2 ай бұрын

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  • @NicklePickle426
    @NicklePickle4263 жыл бұрын

    "Are you Titus? Are you performance? ARE YOU HIGH???" Classic!!! 😂🤣😂

  • @louisg99
    @louisg994 жыл бұрын

    When the car fell on him I literally screamed out “Titus !! Nooooo!!!” And my girlfriend came in because she thought something horrible had happened. Little did she know .

  • @deloreanfan81
    @deloreanfan814 жыл бұрын

    "Cars still heavy boy?" Lol

  • @DreamDaddie

    @DreamDaddie

    3 ай бұрын

    Er!

  • @beausaunders7786
    @beausaunders77869 ай бұрын

    Even my butt clenched when the hot rod fell

  • @henrywhatt9425
    @henrywhatt94254 жыл бұрын

    "HEY, I kept these two from peeing on him!" *Hands her the picture* lmao

  • @rexkey350
    @rexkey3504 жыл бұрын

    That "standing on the back of your chair" stunt looked real!

  • @mortalslayer82
    @mortalslayer824 жыл бұрын

    So glad you're doing this Titus, it's the one thing I look forward to during this crap.

  • @cerpintaxt362
    @cerpintaxt3624 жыл бұрын

    "Dave, thanks for not peeing on me." "Hey, you're welcome."

  • @static2099
    @static20994 жыл бұрын

    Titus - the man with the gift that he keeps on giving. Thank you!

  • @Jaydoggy531
    @Jaydoggy5314 жыл бұрын

    When you're chasing that dream and you have to "sell out" time to time? Every single "great" in history did. You need to eat. That included Da Vinci, Michelangelo, Mozart, Beethoven, and Twain. The question of "What will people say about you in fifty years?" can be answered with "Living their dreams" as long as you continue your dream and invest in the creativity you want to. If you just cash the check and give up what you want to do, that's the only sell-out move.

  • @calebshaffer2283

    @calebshaffer2283

    4 жыл бұрын

    As my dad once told me (he's a very creative and artistic man): "There's a lot of starving artists in this world. I want to have a family with a roof over their head, food on the table, and to not worry about keeping the lights on. If that means I work my job to the best of my ability and only paint on the weekends for a home project, that's great. I still get my dream."

  • @silverblade357

    @silverblade357

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Hey, that's not true! That one brilliant creative never sold out! Oh wait... they died as they lived, alone and penniless. Nobody cared about their work until they were dead and their families were flipping their stuff to cover their debt."

  • @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113

    @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113

    3 жыл бұрын

    Being kind, to our Web-footed friends and not being a Narc, are all that really matters.

  • @ATEC101

    @ATEC101

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@silverblade357 Everybody that got pimped by the Vatican agrees, also Van Gogh is laughing.

  • @sumthingwikked4257

    @sumthingwikked4257

    Ай бұрын

    What the unholy blue fuck are you on? High performance blotter acid???

  • @jish55
    @jish554 жыл бұрын

    here's the one we were waiting on, glad to see the uploads continue, this means a lot.

  • @steveharrison3007
    @steveharrison30074 жыл бұрын

    Xmas wasn't better than this. Christopher, you're exceptional. Thank you from the bottom of the globe.

  • @indyquebec5135
    @indyquebec51352 жыл бұрын

    really enjoyed this sitcom at the beginning of high school, ... it felt there was a bunch of good sitcoms that pushed the envelopeat the time Norm, Titus, Grounded For Life , Greg The Bunny , then post 9-11 everything got all politically correct. i think this was the real golden age of sitcoms

  • @parisattic
    @parisattic3 күн бұрын

    Stacy Keach is the perfect cast for this. "Somebody pee..God, I miss the 50s." 😂😂😂

  • @KrustyPickles
    @KrustyPickles4 жыл бұрын

    i love how the ramp the car was on kept changing from bent to not bent when titus was under the car

  • @KirstenLester
    @KirstenLester2 жыл бұрын

    Titus has such great speeches and wisdom...I was brought up in dysfunction and love his comedy!! TITUS WHY DID THEY TAKE YOUR SHOW??? IT WAS SOOO GREAT!!!!!!

  • @sumthingwikked4257

    @sumthingwikked4257

    Ай бұрын

    Cause Fox is retarded.

  • @parisattic

    @parisattic

    3 күн бұрын

    Everything great gets taken off the air.

  • @Film0Graphic
    @Film0Graphic Жыл бұрын

    I grew up with this show and I've always loved this episode. I've been in situations where people took my dream and tried to alter it to fit their visions. I can relate to Titus when the geek said "you know what would make this really cool?". I've heard that before and it's pretty hurtful to think about. I'm on Titus's side when it came to putting a wing atop the roof of the coupe. The car is beautiful on it's own, the wing is like a bruise on a beautiful person's face lol

  • @tracylangsley4064
    @tracylangsley40644 жыл бұрын

    Wow Erin's hair grew back quick from episode 4 lol I'm actually pleased I'd never heard of Chris or this show before (in a good way) because now I've got something to lift my spirits during covid thank you so much💜

  • @tenofivelips
    @tenofivelips4 жыл бұрын

    I spent last night watching all of these. I can't thank you enough for taking me out of the current situation and giving me something to laugh about.

  • @NerfKnuckles
    @NerfKnuckles4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for uploading these, Titus.

  • @louisg99
    @louisg994 жыл бұрын

    Missed this show !!

  • @ogalphawolf7983
    @ogalphawolf79834 жыл бұрын

    i love this show so much, looked for years ago when i found your stand up and couldnt really find many episodes in full length. Keep the uploads coming!!!

  • @CLuvTravels
    @CLuvTravels4 жыл бұрын

    "He owned a plane" lolol

  • @jasonguzman564
    @jasonguzman5643 жыл бұрын

    Titus for President!!!

  • @lawrencemccoy
    @lawrencemccoy4 жыл бұрын

    thanks for bringing back a slice of happiness from the past....

  • @darkecofreak23
    @darkecofreak233 жыл бұрын

    Is it weird that I hate Real-World Erin less than I used to because TV-Show Erin’s acerbic, arsenic-laced logic is thus far the backbone of common sense in all five episodes I’ve seen?

  • @stevejohnson2941

    @stevejohnson2941

    8 ай бұрын

    That and I had the hots for TV Erin back in the day.

  • @sumthingwikked4257

    @sumthingwikked4257

    Ай бұрын

    I found her body to be a hot commodity... And I sucked dick before

  • @Kevin-iu8hl
    @Kevin-iu8hl4 жыл бұрын

    You know this is an interesting watch after watching the stand up special where he explains how he didn't sell out the show and it ended up costing him the show. Kinda sad really

  • @3ShotTGK

    @3ShotTGK

    4 жыл бұрын

    It wasn't so much that he sold out the show it was the fact that the network president had no clue that he had already done an episode where him and his girlfriend break up and that's what the network president wanted because another show had already done it. Titus did an interview with Jim Norton and Sam Roberts a while back and he explains more about it

  • @Kevin-iu8hl

    @Kevin-iu8hl

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@3ShotTGK Oh I wasn't implying he had sold out, rather that it was his refusal to do so.

  • @sumthingwikked4257

    @sumthingwikked4257

    Ай бұрын

    At least he's integritous.

  • @JasonSmith-se1jg
    @JasonSmith-se1jg4 жыл бұрын

    Hey, this is Carrie😀I hijacked the hubby's account to get my Titus fix. Thanks for this Titus!! Something to look forward to daily. Stay healthy!

  • @DavidRichardson153
    @DavidRichardson1534 жыл бұрын

    This is perhaps my favorite episode from the whole show (most of the other contenders come from Season 1). Thank you for putting it up - and am looking forward to seeing Episode 11 uploaded.

  • @ryanhubbard3638

    @ryanhubbard3638

    3 жыл бұрын

    My favorite is where he's in the coma and Ken narrates the story of how he heroically kidnapped Titus

  • @qibble455
    @qibble4554 жыл бұрын

    Thank you Mr.Titus! Great show:D

  • @blaqmyke
    @blaqmyke Жыл бұрын

    "Well I have a slight tickle in my throat and a CAR ON ME!!!!" This show was awesome!

  • @Bayan1905
    @Bayan19056 ай бұрын

    I remember when I got into law enforcement, and they told us your integrity would be challenged daily. I had no idea how right they were. I can't even begin to tell you how many times I was asked to do something sketchy or downright illegal, and sadly I knew officers who did, but I had to be able to look myself in the mirror and my wife and son in the eyes. I remember what a couple people told me, "No one has to know" and my response was always the same, "But I'll know, and I can't live with that." Integrity is being able to do what's right when no one is watching.

  • @Lynthari
    @Lynthari4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks, Titus.

  • @tylerkinley268
    @tylerkinley2688 ай бұрын

    Watching this on Columbus day, or "we don't say that anymore" day. The intro made me laugh.

  • @theelephantintheroom8016
    @theelephantintheroom80164 жыл бұрын

    Moral of the story, get better ramps. Thanks Titus!

  • @twojonzt.v.6865
    @twojonzt.v.68654 жыл бұрын

    I myself had to make something before to keep my dream afloat for a little while longer while not really liking myself for it. I can relate

  • @SaturmornCarvilli
    @SaturmornCarvilli Жыл бұрын

    This was a good moral quandary of commercial art with an excellent resolution in my opinion. Does one hold on to their principles of vision vs. delivering what the customer wants in a product that is not entirely just that of artistic integrity. I was pretty sure the Internet millionaire (I miss that being a thing these days, as how I got a ride out of Brice Canyon National Park was by my girlfriend at the time getting us a ride from one) was going to see the final product and agree with the Titus High Performance that the roadster looked horrible with the wing. Instead, the show made it the main cast's dilemma on what to do. Which I really appreciate as someone that did a bit of commercial art myself, sometimes tied up with doing what the client wants vs. want I though worked best.

  • @StarWarriorCentral
    @StarWarriorCentral4 жыл бұрын

    16:12 What, you gonna cry, Dave? Go on! Cryyy!

  • @AfterDarkParanormal
    @AfterDarkParanormal4 жыл бұрын

    Loved this show!THANK YOU!!!

  • @christopherpfleegor4447
    @christopherpfleegor4447 Жыл бұрын

    GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW

  • @ernestmartinez6437
    @ernestmartinez64372 жыл бұрын

    I'm very impressed Big T. You are an Exceptional Artist !

  • @SapiensVirtus
    @SapiensVirtus Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for uploading this, took me back to old good times. 🔥🔥

  • @JRC99
    @JRC992 жыл бұрын

    6:00 Exactly why I don't think I could build customer cars. I'd tell Doug to stuff the wing where the sun doesn't shine lol Well, that and I suck at working on cars, But that's irrelevant!

  • @dennishalliday4352
    @dennishalliday43524 жыл бұрын

    I missed this show..... Thanks for putting it up

  • @madsworld2002
    @madsworld20024 жыл бұрын

    Thank you!!!

  • @corrytincher8280
    @corrytincher82804 жыл бұрын

    Greatest show ever

  • @lomita1229
    @lomita12294 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for these gifts.

  • @davidg9902
    @davidg99023 жыл бұрын

    When the hot rod falls on Titus the red ramp under the tire magically fixes itself and unbends when camera cuts away then comes back, lmao I want stuff that fixes itself too!!!

  • @eldaine
    @eldaine4 жыл бұрын

    i have 3 seasons dvd, its a prized possession. nicely done

  • @timcarter1164
    @timcarter11644 жыл бұрын

    Best television show ever.

  • @TheShadowrod
    @TheShadowrod5 ай бұрын

    This episode, while hilarious also speaks a lot about the world of commercial artists and entrepreneurs. Sometimes the people writing the checks are gonna have requests that are gonna clash with your integrity and vision. What you do from there is your call on whether you wanna make ends meet or not.

  • @h8makingupnames
    @h8makingupnames4 жыл бұрын

    I once saw a F-150 with a wing on the roof. That was the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Second stupidest was another pickup with a spoiler on the tailgate.

  • @silverblade357

    @silverblade357

    4 жыл бұрын

    Seriously, I know some guys that might do this as a joke, like making a Frankenstein truck for Halloween, but to do this seriously is too stupid for any normal person to comprehend.

  • @n0tfunnyHaHa
    @n0tfunnyHaHa4 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for this :-)

  • @TheCommonGentry
    @TheCommonGentry4 жыл бұрын

    YES!!!! thank you!!!

  • @IamGhede
    @IamGhede4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Titus!

  • @ThrewRedButter
    @ThrewRedButter3 жыл бұрын

    Can you hear me now? Good!

  • @cposhstudios471
    @cposhstudios4713 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant show! One of the true comedy tv shows - don't make them like this anymore. Wish it was on Netflix to watch all the time - converted my hubby to this show and he loves it.

  • @trevornorton2531
    @trevornorton25314 жыл бұрын

    This show belongs on KZread Netflix and Hulu fucking hilarious thanks Titus

  • @danyamaritzafernandez5663
    @danyamaritzafernandez56633 жыл бұрын

    Loooooooove your show

  • @y_i_fly6256
    @y_i_fly6256 Жыл бұрын

    This also happens when you buy it from someone….. IN AN ALLEY!

  • @jasonusher3824
    @jasonusher38244 жыл бұрын

    Love it

  • @kennywest5338
    @kennywest53384 жыл бұрын

    thanks Titus.

  • @MrJoJoCole
    @MrJoJoCole4 жыл бұрын

    Thank you

  • @nightninja879
    @nightninja8794 жыл бұрын

    13:46 piece is broken 14:02 its fixed

  • @katarinakrnjevic8183
    @katarinakrnjevic8183 Жыл бұрын

    The cast off this show was so , yet none of them are famous.

  • @Adam-eb8tp
    @Adam-eb8tp4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks.

  • @davidvanderkin9324
    @davidvanderkin93248 ай бұрын

    Hard to discover a place that was already well inhabited. Columbus didnt discover america he was just credited with it

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade3572 жыл бұрын

    Dad... who let you write lines for a show?

  • @MidwestDankAlumni
    @MidwestDankAlumni4 жыл бұрын

    Galileo died from fever, like a *WUSSY*

  • @sumthingwikked4257

    @sumthingwikked4257

    Ай бұрын

    He did stuff... Nothing important.

  • @mikenelson1624
    @mikenelson16242 жыл бұрын

    👍✨💫😎

  • @ThrewRedButter
    @ThrewRedButter3 жыл бұрын

    Can you hear me now?

  • @SebaProgre
    @SebaProgre10 ай бұрын

    1:57 that's a microphone up there...

  • @codyberg91
    @codyberg916 ай бұрын

    I cheated on you but I didn't lie to you If I lied to you you would of never known I cheated on you DONT QUESTION MY INTEGRITY!!!!

  • @joseg.384
    @joseg.3842 жыл бұрын

    Red hair, freckled face, pointy chin, curly shoes... You are an elf.

  • @Harmthuria
    @Harmthuria4 жыл бұрын

    I know what I'm gonna say about him in 50 years. Christopher Titus, he didn't sell out.

  • @silverblade357

    @silverblade357

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fox gave him an impossible choice: lose the show or have his character break up with the actress representing his real world wife. Oh wait. No, avoiding that fight was probably an easy choice!

  • @sumthingwikked4257

    @sumthingwikked4257

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@silverblade357hindsight 20/20, but it's retarded to do break up stories.

  • @o.b.7217
    @o.b.72174 жыл бұрын

    Lot of boom mic in this episode.

  • @TheAstroChild

    @TheAstroChild

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Randy HUTCHINSON LOOOOOOL!

  • @TheKeefeStone
    @TheKeefeStone4 жыл бұрын

    Boom at 1:57

  • @kbp2264
    @kbp22644 жыл бұрын

    So did he tear up the check or not?

  • @TheCommonGentry
    @TheCommonGentry4 жыл бұрын

    now i'm curious what happened to the FIRST episode 5. . .

  • @drakesucks

    @drakesucks

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wrong season

  • @TheCommonGentry

    @TheCommonGentry

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@drakesucks Aye. The Surprise Party. Do you know if he took it down yet or just titled?

  • @boiledcrap
    @boiledcrap4 жыл бұрын

    If it weren't for my niece, I'd be worst than Papa Titus. Sure, her parents got her into taekwondo, but she would be at green level if I didn't teach her to throat punch!

  • @isaachenry1366
    @isaachenry13664 жыл бұрын

    Titus for president 2024

  • @rexkey350

    @rexkey350

    4 жыл бұрын

    He' not too late for a write-in vote! 2020!

  • @o.b.7217

    @o.b.7217

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@rexkey350 "He' not too late for a write-in vote! 2020!" --- Yeah, exactly! Write-in votes...Exactly what will gift tRump another term. Great plan. _SMH_

  • @Roadiedave

    @Roadiedave

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@o.b.7217 wins the "That guy" award.

  • @o.b.7217

    @o.b.7217

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Roadiedave "O.B. wins the "That guy" award. --- You mean the "that guy who speaks the undeniable truth" award? Yeah, I receive that award once in a while. To be honest - it gets boring after a while, and I run out of spaces to put them all on display.

  • @Roadiedave

    @Roadiedave

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@o.b.7217 no. "That guy" as in that guy who makes everything political, can't take a joke, makes everything worse, makes it all about him. As in "Don't be 'that guy'", guy.

  • @samvaughan5858
    @samvaughan58584 жыл бұрын

    Still have the shirt???

  • @972grimmjow
    @972grimmjow4 жыл бұрын

    Hey titus do you still build cars

  • @torn180
    @torn1804 жыл бұрын

    Wow, Titus is whiny this episode

  • @sumthingwikked4257

    @sumthingwikked4257

    Ай бұрын

    Ken? How's you get back from Hell? And is there a buffet?

  • @leocruz1688
    @leocruz16884 жыл бұрын

    he forgot the biggest thing, "customers are always right"

  • @jaredgillenwater4221

    @jaredgillenwater4221

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not in that kind of business. Reputation comes first.

  • @o.b.7217

    @o.b.7217

    4 жыл бұрын

    No they're not.

  • @sumthingwikked4257

    @sumthingwikked4257

    Ай бұрын

    Wal Mart McDonalds Drug trafficking. Examples of the customer having a hollow shell made for skeet shooting.

  • @albertosotelo9969
    @albertosotelo99694 жыл бұрын

    What kind of stupid person dislikes this?!

  • @jefffung1791
    @jefffung17913 жыл бұрын

    The free shrimp genotypically overflow because voyage inadvertently sniff up a stale iron. receptive, blushing english

  • @williamlancaster5136
    @williamlancaster5136 Жыл бұрын

    The only reason you scream sellout is because no one is buying what you are selling.

  • @sumthingwikked4257

    @sumthingwikked4257

    Ай бұрын

    That's cause the buyers can't afford my shit

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