Titus • Episode 6 • Red Asphalt

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Titus and the gang have to deal with a road rage incident caused by Titus' road rage...
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  • @christophertitustv
    @christophertitustv4 жыл бұрын

    TICKETS ON SALE NOW FOR THE KZread LIVESTREAM TITUS REUNION titusreunion.eventbrite.com

  • @tinamedrano5839
    @tinamedrano58394 жыл бұрын

    Feeling spoiled getting to rewatch these, especially without commercials

  • @MrChazasaurus88

    @MrChazasaurus88

    4 жыл бұрын

    @THE WATCHER agreed. Commercials breakup the story and kind of ruins the flow of the show.

  • @timmoore9855

    @timmoore9855

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, but, rewatch the same commercial for the eight time in the night for an anti-depressant with a warning that side effects include suicidal thoughts, and you really just don't miss commercials. Props, btw to Christopher Titan for posting these; I never got to watch the whole series until now.

  • @pamelacass9642

    @pamelacass9642

    3 жыл бұрын

    The ads every 3 minutes don't count as commercials???

  • @MdahTube

    @MdahTube

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@pamelacass9642 ,get an ad blocker.

  • @SilverKappa
    @SilverKappa4 жыл бұрын

    I'm still amazed by how funny this episode managed to be while dealing with one of the darkest subjects imaginable. God, I love this show.

  • @alexandergaus493

    @alexandergaus493

    4 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely my opinion, too!

  • @no_wing_no_prayer

    @no_wing_no_prayer

    8 ай бұрын

    To this day my all time favorite sitcom.

  • @marcellacerda4734
    @marcellacerda47344 жыл бұрын

    After all these years I still laugh out loud at the "I know why Moe is always mad." joke! Thanks for uploading the series!

  • @christinecrawford
    @christinecrawford2 жыл бұрын

    After all these years, me and my husband still say to each other "That's why I love ya baby, cuz you get it." :) This is a classic episode!

  • @cellobabe
    @cellobabe4 жыл бұрын

    Zach's performance in this episode is my favorite! The cow, his delivery, little nuisance. It's just the best. This whole episode.

  • @GLynnQuint

    @GLynnQuint

    Жыл бұрын

    Brandi R, Cow!

  • @DozenMarks
    @DozenMarks4 жыл бұрын

    Aaron Sorkin Masterclass ad begins at the start of the video: "No-one in life starts a sentence with dammit." Skip the ad. Show begins: "Dammit!"

  • @ebiljebus

    @ebiljebus

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean, he started and finished a sentence with "dammit."

  • @TheUnseenPath

    @TheUnseenPath

    3 жыл бұрын

    Has he ever spoken to people? I am sure someone out there has started a sentence with damn it.

  • @crzcloud
    @crzcloud4 жыл бұрын

    That Master Class advertisement just before the show boasting nobody starts a sentence with Dammit and boom, Titus says 'dammit' line one like any normal decent human being would. More like master-ass...

  • @djseifer
    @djseifer4 жыл бұрын

    "Dave, cow."

  • @ladyanime100

    @ladyanime100

    4 жыл бұрын

    that doesn't work every time

  • @prideaviles5867

    @prideaviles5867

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ladyanime100 yeah it does

  • @sumthingwikked4257

    @sumthingwikked4257

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@prideaviles5867"MOOOOOO?"

  • @steveharrison3007
    @steveharrison30074 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, brilliant. Christopher rocks. Thank you Titus.

  • @IrishWolf216
    @IrishWolf2164 жыл бұрын

    The Titus gun policy. Everyone should have a Gun, and Arm The Children. LoL

  • @xZippy

    @xZippy

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Do you _see_ how Hitler got started?"

  • @ryanwho4433

    @ryanwho4433

    2 жыл бұрын

    The GOP's new strategy.

  • @canderoussnurd4265

    @canderoussnurd4265

    Жыл бұрын

    Seems to work in red states. Most of the gun crimes happen in the blue states and in gun free zones. Almost like……criminals don’t obey laws. Weird

  • @ryanwho4433

    @ryanwho4433

    Жыл бұрын

    @@canderoussnurd4265 I can make up shit too about stuff. But sticking to facts is a lot easier.

  • @canderoussnurd4265

    @canderoussnurd4265

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ryanwho4433 look up the gun crime statistics on the FBI official page. That’s where I got it from.

  • @johnthesportsarchivist2600
    @johnthesportsarchivist26004 жыл бұрын

    "Where did you get this from anyways? It looks like an old man's car." What Titus should've said: "Surprise! It's your birthday gift, asshole!"

  • @greyeaglem

    @greyeaglem

    2 жыл бұрын

    Old man car for an old man. Happy Birthday Dad.

  • @sumthingwikked4257

    @sumthingwikked4257

    2 ай бұрын

    This would've been a season finale... With Ken's fist pushed straight through Titus's face.

  • @timcarter1164
    @timcarter11644 жыл бұрын

    I've had the box set for years. And yet, watching here, it's as fresh as it ever was. Beautifully executed show, perfectly cast, excellent writing and acting.

  • @deloreanfan81
    @deloreanfan814 жыл бұрын

    " Dave,cow!! " lol

  • @fazbadbadri1046

    @fazbadbadri1046

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mooooooo

  • @static2099
    @static20994 жыл бұрын

    The Thank You continues, Titus! And Zack was killing it with Dave's cow responses...died laughing each time.

  • @YazanGharaibehzex
    @YazanGharaibehzex4 жыл бұрын

    Another episode today ? Titus you are spoiling us Thanks man

  • @chriswilliamson564
    @chriswilliamson5644 жыл бұрын

    I knew Christopher Titus was hilarious, this just proves it.

  • @melissawalker3874
    @melissawalker38744 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the laughs. This plus weed equals one relaxing night in a stressful time. Stay safe

  • @mrlee7328

    @mrlee7328

    3 жыл бұрын

    Puff puff pass😋

  • @sumthingwikked4257

    @sumthingwikked4257

    2 ай бұрын

    Dave's still selling?

  • @HisVirusness
    @HisVirusness4 жыл бұрын

    I remember when this episode came out. It hit really close to home, because I went through a similar experience as a kid. Despite the small differences, I related to this show so much. I'm so glad to see it's not forgotten.

  • @o.b.7217

    @o.b.7217

    4 жыл бұрын

    theotheroneification "It hit really close to home, because I went through a similar experience as a kid." --- You mean you had a homosexual experience at scout camp?

  • @HisVirusness

    @HisVirusness

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@o.b.7217 Crickets.

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy4 ай бұрын

    Tommy: "I never got to sleep with Erin." Wow, the beautiful, beautiful irony.

  • @TheLastLineLive
    @TheLastLineLive7 ай бұрын

    6:01 this monologue is one of my favorites from the show 😂

  • @B0MB90
    @B0MB902 жыл бұрын

    yoooooo this is still good i remember seeing this show when i was 10/11 years old.. WOW!!!

  • @danieltull9350
    @danieltull9350 Жыл бұрын

    I like this show because it found a perfect balance between tackling serious subject matters and comedy. It finds the funny in the scary

  • @brienturney756
    @brienturney7564 жыл бұрын

    Give me more Titus. Loved you before you had a TV show.

  • @DrPWNS-fz6yh
    @DrPWNS-fz6yh4 жыл бұрын

    Titus thank you so much for reposting these. I grew up watching this show, made me feel better cause it made my family seem better, 😂

  • @thehashdude1983
    @thehashdude19834 жыл бұрын

    Yep...in an instant. I'm packaging hash and watching the best show ever.

  • @danielstewart7163

    @danielstewart7163

    4 жыл бұрын

    Can i come over, PLEASE?

  • @thehashdude1983

    @thehashdude1983

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@danielstewart7163 yep let's smoke some hash and do some some dabs

  • @danielstewart7163

    @danielstewart7163

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@thehashdude1983 i remember in the mid 70's when hash oil was pretty common. I had a cousin who drove 20 miles to party with me, said he could out party me and leave me passed out somewhere. I had to shower so i took him into the kitchen and put a nice size hit of hash oil on a spoon and lit the gas stove. It being my house and I'm the host i gave him dibs on the 1st toke. He got a nice hit, i fact we both got 2 hits. As i said i was off to the shower, i put on a double album of Black Oak Arkansas and gave him the album cover to read, for the life of me i can't remember the name. It was the one where you got the ownership of one square inch of heaven in Arkansas. But i digest, i hit the shower and when i came out he was sitting in the chair just staring at the cover. I was primed, ready to wrap one and start cruising, i asked if he was ready to hit the bricks and check for loose chickies. At this point he informed me he was just gonna head home he was done for the night. I was pissed, you drove all that way and you ain't even gonna do a lap around town? He told me he was too fucked up to party any more. I made a few snarky remarks about learning to party with the big boys or stay on the porch. I got him in his car and he left. Didn't see him for couple of weeks but when i did i asked how he'd made it home. As i said it was about 20 miles and usually took 35-40 minutes. He told me it took him two hours to get home. I reach in my pocket and pulled out another vial and asked if he wanted to try again, he came up with about 6 excuses of where he had to be and what he had to do. Which was to basically go sit on a bar stool and drink in a redneck bar where he could swap lies with other pupplings. Damn i loved hash oil, would make ya take back things ya never stole. Long live the 70's PEACE.

  • @RESIDENTEVIL1256

    @RESIDENTEVIL1256

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@danielstewart7163 I fucking love this entire comment thread

  • @thehashdude1983

    @thehashdude1983

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@danielstewart7163 i used to use hash as currency. If i went to the liqueur store and knew the clerk...well a bottle and a pack of cigarettes was a couple of grams worth, same with the jack in the box, the car wash, Mexican strip clubs, car stereo guy, car repair guy and well basically anything could be paid for with hash. Heck i still do that shit today. People love free weed. I also make Rosin and with the ridiculous prices on rosin right now in stores it's so easy to be like...well i have couple grams of rosin if you want and they're like holy fuck no way. I also enjoy tricking people into smoking hash. I roll my own cigarettes these days and every cigarette i roll i infuse with hash. No one knows this. So when someone randomly bums a cig from me they have no idea they are about to smoke a shit ton Of hash. Also if I'm passed a bowl of weed and i have my container of Hash on me I'll add some to the bowl before i pass it....always funny to see people use their finger to press down the bowl with hash in it and they get it stuck to their finger and they feel stupid....you've just been hashed by the hash dude.

  • @deannahayat7707
    @deannahayat77074 жыл бұрын

    Mr. Titus, u are the best EVER! Tytyty for posting these!!! Found my most FAVORITEST show EVER👏👏👏💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

  • @catspasm2004
    @catspasm20044 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Titus! Really needed this tonight.

  • @Lynthari
    @Lynthari4 жыл бұрын

    Another upload equals a fun night.

  • @kranzonguam
    @kranzonguam4 жыл бұрын

    You're the best, dude! Thank you for being there for all of us! Loved these the first time...love them more now!!

  • @cerpintaxt362
    @cerpintaxt3624 жыл бұрын

    This one was always one of my favorites

  • @ladyanime100
    @ladyanime1002 жыл бұрын

    I love this show. I miss this show

  • @CLuvTravels
    @CLuvTravels4 жыл бұрын

    Bouncy finger, isn't that what they called you at camp lolol

  • @robertcarson141
    @robertcarson1414 жыл бұрын

    Dave cow. Moooo. I still use this to this day

  • @scottyoung1322
    @scottyoung13224 жыл бұрын

    It’s such a treat to see all these old episodes from back in the day. It was always my number one favorite show.

  • @german2669
    @german26693 жыл бұрын

    Its like watching my dad in action again. Thanks for the laughs and the feels.

  • @Bernz66
    @Bernz664 жыл бұрын

    Have all three seasons on DVD.... love this show!

  • @christopherpfleegor4447
    @christopherpfleegor4447 Жыл бұрын

    GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW

  • @MsSedated
    @MsSedated4 жыл бұрын

    Thank you so much for uploading these. I have been a fan of your show since it first aired. It's great to see them commercial free and in decent quality again.

  • @Klikoderat
    @Klikoderat4 жыл бұрын

    Louis CK: "You all need a little laughter, here is my special for only €8,00!" Titus: "You are like a baby. Watch this."

  • @sumthingwikked4257

    @sumthingwikked4257

    2 ай бұрын

    If I want to watch a Ginger wanker, I'll go two blocks downtown and watch a drunk homeless bum spy into the Adam and Eve store window for an hour.

  • @tracylangsley4064
    @tracylangsley40644 жыл бұрын

    This is becoming my daily fix lol love it!!

  • @leostgeorge2080
    @leostgeorge20806 ай бұрын

    Noticing the hooks in back seat head liner. Things no longer on cars. The clothes hanger hooks. Those wore very handy. Miss those days.

  • @waterbetterthangold1169
    @waterbetterthangold11694 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the show Mr. Titus. I like these old episodes when every other family show was kind a lame..

  • @DontTouchMySweetroll
    @DontTouchMySweetroll4 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for everything you're doing, Mr Titus. Good to have some chuckles waiting first thing in the morning.

  • @jish55
    @jish554 жыл бұрын

    Sooooo is this potentially giving us the chance to get a new series of Titus?

  • @johnny-becker

    @johnny-becker

    4 жыл бұрын

    We may get a new series but don't count on Stacy Keach returning. He is 79 years old turning 80 in a few months, probably doesn't have the stamina. Even if he is not part of the cast, it will still be great.

  • @jish55

    @jish55

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@johnny-becker Oh I know, if we get a new series, it'd be based most likely on his life after Love is Evol, which means his father's dead, he divorced Erin, had 2 kids, and married a new woman. So we can most likely expect the return of Zack Ward, Cynthia Watros, and possibly David Shatraw (I say possibly because if it's focusing on Titus' new life, then they may have gone on and started living separate lives. With Zack Ward, he could either be a cast regular or show up from time to time, and Cynthia Watros would be needed since she'd still be playing Erin, who is still apart of Chris' life).

  • @CutCorners1

    @CutCorners1

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well, if we manage to get this hundreds of thousands of views, some people might notice and do something about it!

  • @johnny-becker

    @johnny-becker

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@CutCorners1 One can only hope but as far as I know, he (personally) has not responded to one comment so I doubt he even has anything to do with it. Just like fan mail, he probably has a team doing all this and is in no way associated with this channel other than record webcasts.

  • @darkecofreak23

    @darkecofreak23

    3 жыл бұрын

    We’re hopeful.

  • @TebowcaT21
    @TebowcaT2110 ай бұрын

    Just discovered this show. Never seen it before but I love it. Hilarious 😂

  • @huskerarmament
    @huskerarmament4 жыл бұрын

    I love your gun control idea Titus

  • @toytund2003
    @toytund20034 жыл бұрын

    Have not missed an Episode yet. GOD I MISSED THIS SHOW MORE THAN I THOUGHT. #TITUSLEGEND

  • @georgeoldham64
    @georgeoldham644 жыл бұрын

    when things go from bad, to worse. Dave falls for the cow, 3 times, twice for trying to find them, and hide his face from finding the cows. Tommy gets setting himself set up for butt of the jokes, Erin throws the apple, PAPA Titus says the car is an Old man's car, and you had to turn the bulb to turn off. My stomach hurts from laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @G-Unit1111
    @G-Unit11114 жыл бұрын

    "Where are we?" "Somewhere between Mexico and Canada!!!"

  • @catherinematthew6240
    @catherinematthew62404 жыл бұрын

    if had to choose between showing your show or going to jail for going out to get food. Titus your show made me smile when I need it. keep them coming

  • @MrDaveyd71
    @MrDaveyd714 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Titus for sharing these episodes ... makes the lock-down just a tad bit more bearable.

  • @clanof1144
    @clanof11444 жыл бұрын

    for an old ass sitcom its funny as hell. keep it up Titus

  • @TheCommonGentry
    @TheCommonGentry4 жыл бұрын

    a PERFECT way to end the day :D

  • @barneyrubble736
    @barneyrubble7364 жыл бұрын

    I think I forgot to say Thank You on one of the episodes... I was laughing too hard to breathe. :)

  • @corrytincher8280
    @corrytincher82804 жыл бұрын

    Greatest show ever

  • @joeprete7424
    @joeprete74243 жыл бұрын

    Good one!

  • @onemorerip6882
    @onemorerip68824 жыл бұрын

    Thanks so much for these daily episodes. When y'all aired alongside Grounded For Life, definitely preferred this one.

  • @jasonusher3824
    @jasonusher38244 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant episode

  • @ladylake6730
    @ladylake67304 жыл бұрын

    Second time around, what a great ride

  • @johnny-becker
    @johnny-becker4 жыл бұрын

    Another great episode... well done however brick phones? Chatrooms? At least a classic car like the one they were driving aged well.

  • @danielstewart7163
    @danielstewart71634 жыл бұрын

    I am a hillbilly and yes i have mooed at cows. Especially if they are close to the road. Get good enuff and they'll answer you.

  • @toytund2003
    @toytund20034 жыл бұрын

    17:05 DAD'S GONNA BE AN ORPHAN hahahaha

  • @ryat66
    @ryat664 жыл бұрын

    This episode made me realize I saw your standup on a standup show one night. I think you opened by shouting that Louie Anderson (the host at the time) was "drunk off his ass" because he kept getting a previous act's name wrong. Your bit was then largely this episode and as you were leaving, Louie dragged you back to the mic, growling into the mic "Hang on a minute..." leaving me going "Woah. He pissed off Louie Anderson."

  • @DaManEX1983
    @DaManEX19832 жыл бұрын

    Dave reminds me a lot of Charlie on It's Always Sunny. Especially this episode.

  • @Safexscape
    @Safexscape4 жыл бұрын

    Thank you

  • @mizzfit02
    @mizzfit024 жыл бұрын

    2 in one day. 😍😍😍😍

  • @kiniburk
    @kiniburk4 жыл бұрын

    OMG I could do with 4 or 5 more seasons!!!

  • @davidnapierkowski6362
    @davidnapierkowski63622 жыл бұрын

    Great show! Should be a reboot even if it’s just for one season

  • @jimbradley2232
    @jimbradley2232 Жыл бұрын

    You know what i love about being a have not. It's always someone else's fault, and now that I've seen this, it's yours.

  • @ladylake6730
    @ladylake67304 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Titus 👍

  • @fishingaintcatching6108
    @fishingaintcatching61084 жыл бұрын

    Thank you, thank you, thank you, again thank you

  • @gregbutler1557
    @gregbutler15574 жыл бұрын

    Dave b having me during 😂

  • @canderoussnurd4265
    @canderoussnurd4265 Жыл бұрын

    Ah the memories. I used to watch this back when I was in 7th grade. Same kinda background as me. Glad to see it again. The anti gun bits were kinda meh but who cares. It’s free when you didn’t have to do that. Love your stuff dude. Two years ago you helped me get through the lock downs and I’m still laughing today thanks to you.

  • @Adam-eb8tp
    @Adam-eb8tp4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks.

  • @mikepeguero1
    @mikepeguero12 жыл бұрын

    Ilike des episode

  • @katarinakrnjevic8183
    @katarinakrnjevic8183 Жыл бұрын

    Many shows copy Titus on some level like: Arrested development, rescue me, shameless, call me Fitz , Bojack Horesmen.

  • @seanoverstreet694
    @seanoverstreet6944 жыл бұрын

    Dave! Cow!

  • @mannyq349
    @mannyq3493 жыл бұрын

    This show is fucking awesome!!!

  • @8437james
    @8437james4 жыл бұрын

    I always did like this show. In this episode, anybody else notice that the tire ramp keeps changing from damaged to badly damaged ? Repeatedly

  • @Charles_Bro-son
    @Charles_Bro-son4 жыл бұрын

    That cellphone is almost as old as the car xD

  • @tylerkinley268
    @tylerkinley268 Жыл бұрын

    "my next girlfriend is gonna be a guy"... Lol

  • @MowjiSukisyo-TheOneAndOnly
    @MowjiSukisyo-TheOneAndOnly3 жыл бұрын

    "My next girlfriend is going to be a man." I thought I lost it. Perfect. :)

  • @jamessharp9790
    @jamessharp9790Ай бұрын

    Loved this episode then . One of the few times ex wife and I got along

  • @ThatMissQuin
    @ThatMissQuin9 ай бұрын

    Lol Dave's ass chat room. 😅😅

  • @mpv8mugambi
    @mpv8mugambi3 жыл бұрын

    Dave- Cow!

  • @blkhemi3925
    @blkhemi39254 жыл бұрын

    I was my fathers designated driver when I was 12. The car? A 1971 Cadillac land-yacht. Are you sure we're not related?

  • @ace448
    @ace4484 жыл бұрын

    I think we need a reboot.

  • @michaelstrll
    @michaelstrll3 жыл бұрын

    He Has a Gun

  • @tacticalrusher-ym3wk
    @tacticalrusher-ym3wk4 жыл бұрын

    Tituss need have new series even if on KZread...

  • @BIGBOSS-bu1jt
    @BIGBOSS-bu1jt4 жыл бұрын

    òfcourse ken titus would use a desert eagle like a MAN

  • @ragingvet390
    @ragingvet3904 жыл бұрын

    oh please tell me this is on dvd i wanna binge the rest

  • @LouisianaBurns
    @LouisianaBurns4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Titus. I bet fox thinking: if he uploads another episode..kill Titus! Wait..they did lol

  • @BernalAutoStyle
    @BernalAutoStyle4 жыл бұрын

    How dare Titus gift his Dad with a 4 door

  • @brienturney756
    @brienturney7564 жыл бұрын

    Golden Delicious.

  • @wayne5553
    @wayne55534 жыл бұрын

    And that's why I have a gun for both hands

  • @occamsrazor1285
    @occamsrazor12854 жыл бұрын

    21:09 Not in CA. Well....I don't remember when this episode was produced. That may not have been a law yet. So...uh; "CA now has a law banning high capacity magazines. 10 rounds max."

  • @sumthingwikked4257

    @sumthingwikked4257

    2 ай бұрын

    Learn to aim and conserve ammo then.

  • @occamsrazor1285

    @occamsrazor1285

    2 ай бұрын

    @@sumthingwikked4257 You ever been in a fire fight, son? It's not like the movies. And sure, 10 rounds for one assailant is plausible. What about 2? Or 3 assailants? You're expecting me to be Buster Scruggs with a shootin' iron?

  • @Justanotherblackman
    @Justanotherblackman9 ай бұрын

    4:49

  • @thehashdude1983
    @thehashdude19834 жыл бұрын

    Now...back to Soul Plane free on KZread

  • @trevornorton2531
    @trevornorton25314 жыл бұрын

    Apple vs Gun

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