Uncle E, inadvertently teaching us to tie a tie, and getting us to sleep all at the same time. Perfection.

@Snoigel

Жыл бұрын

i thank him and the internet for that. it’s hard to learn such things sometimes.

@FreeTheJambon

Жыл бұрын

You don't wear a night tie?

@galeparker1067

Жыл бұрын

@@FreeTheJambon well, of course.... 🥰

@Fearstrike10500

Жыл бұрын

Just a minor flex to start the video, love to see it.

@rococoblue

Жыл бұрын

🤣 you forgot about his time peace collection he acquired while traveling to different realitys🤣👍

Oh wow. I haven't heard clock ticking for over 20 years! Sounds just like childhood with grandparents in a summer vacation

@cookadameth

Жыл бұрын

Nga u cant be older than 12 when ur using "XD" on yo latest comment😭

@gwyndodrich

Жыл бұрын

@@cookadameth My guy, where do you see “XD” in that comment?

@CallumBlue88

Жыл бұрын

@@cookadameth I'm 35yo and still using "xD", so that means I'm twelve too? Very odd and stupid statement.

@CallumBlue88

Жыл бұрын

Clock ticking also reminds me, of the "old days" - grandparents home, when I was young, I was hating those ticking clocks, because I couldn't go to sleep xD

@Eric-469

Жыл бұрын

You haven’t heard a clock tick in over 20 years? Did you go deaf in 2002 and regain your hearing in 2023?

Just in time

@jojosans5849

Жыл бұрын

EXACTLY BRO ITS 23:26 HERE

@themanwhosoldthemeth

Жыл бұрын

@@jojosans5849 I get to sleep more heheheha, 22:06

@richardaviles353

Жыл бұрын

To sleep

@Swagtrap_CZ

Жыл бұрын

I see what you did there

@bckstabber

Жыл бұрын

@@themanwhosoldthemeth me personally 22:05 is a better time for sleep.

It’s a small touch but I GREATLY appreciate that you don’t include ads in your videos that scare the crap out of me 😂 you’re the best

@rococoblue

Жыл бұрын

😵‍💫 we all hate those 🤣👍

@imSeamless_

Жыл бұрын

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@ferytggtr

8 ай бұрын

It’s not him, it’s KZread. KZread has impleneted a part of their ads - which makes them automatically appear, even if the creator doesn’t add any themselves.

All of ephemerals videos give off a Salvador Dalle painting feeling, abstract and formal. I love it

@elcisitiak172

Жыл бұрын

That is an incredibly accurate description, I’m glad you shared it!

@magusthebard1929

Жыл бұрын

Yessssss! That's the best description I've read yet! Spot on

@rococoblue

Жыл бұрын

🧐 ah a fellow educated man I see 🤣👍

@Matoro059

Жыл бұрын

Dalí

kinda hope he'll make a full video of just that clock ticking cause that is a really good sound

@darlenedillon2631

Жыл бұрын

No. No it is not.

@gremghost101

Жыл бұрын

@@darlenedillon2631 i mean it's definitely not a sound for everyone but imo it is a great sound / trigger

@Komeiji0401

Жыл бұрын

Inb4 he makes "The Time Man"

@gremghost101

Жыл бұрын

@@Komeiji0401 i kinda imagine he’d title it “the most divisive asmr trigger. like it or hate it?” or something like that lol

@basketballover411

Жыл бұрын

He did kinda , search trigger test for alternate universe self and in like the middle of the vid it’s just straight clocks for a good amount of **time**

I’ve viewed this multiple times and have no idea how it ends

I have been watching asmr for about 4 years. I just bought my first pair of noise-canceling headphones this year, and have begun using them to watch asmr. NIGHT. AND. DAY. It’s like I’m rediscovering asmr, like I’m Magellan.

Thank you so much, Paul. I need to go to bed impossibly early tonight after working until 8am. The title has me getting in the mood to sleep. I will be reclining to this in a few hours. Thank you, my digital internet friend that doesn’t care about me but does in a well wishing sort of way!

@darlenedillon2631

Жыл бұрын

Who's Paul?

@ramona3840

Жыл бұрын

@@darlenedillon2631 I don't think his name is Ephemeral Rift

@shathaan1763

Жыл бұрын

@@ramona3840 maybe it is

@CirclesandSounds

Жыл бұрын

@@darlenedillon2631 I suppose you may have to stop by the Nothing Store and Something Store... as well as many other stops along the ERU/Multiverse to find that knowledge which you seek 🙃

@rococoblue

Жыл бұрын

@@ramona3840 🤣👍

I love how the beginning is just Rift taking his time. Sets the whole video

The sound of starched clothing is amazing! So many tingles!!

I love the ticking clock, it has a soothing rhythm to doze off to.

as much as i love the eru videos, it's always nice to see a traditional asmr video.

@Gongodler

Жыл бұрын

Traditional ASMRs are the only good ones. Most ASMRtists just make average or trashy Mass production videos. Additionally most ASMRtists are straigthup cringe, fake or weird. They first of all want the easy money or attention. Sad, but true for the majority of ASMR creators.

@Alexq79-

Жыл бұрын

@@Gongodler fax, especially the over sexualised asmr videos, it just makes me cringe

How did he know I go to bed at noon on the weekends? Impeccable timing Mister E!

@splakbor

Жыл бұрын

timezones: sorry ill be taking my leave now

@LazyTophat

Жыл бұрын

@@splakbor im gonna assume you are aware that the comment is a joke?

@splakbor

Жыл бұрын

@@LazyTophat that's why I made a joke too :(

@rococoblue

Жыл бұрын

🤣 simple he is not from our universe 🤣👍

Absolutely love the intro to getting ready that personally is a new asmr fave hope too see more mostly with what sounds with getting ready and the clock.

For years, your channel has definitely been one of my favorite asmr channels

god, i can’t even emphasise how much i love your videos. Your triggers, as much as people say this , are seriously So Unique. The marker ball bearings, i’ve always been playing with it and making noises with them but i’ve never seen anyone actually do it in an asmr video. Until now!! The clock ticking, wow that was just incredibly relaxing . I just love the simplicity yet Creativity of your triggers!! Much love uncle E ❤

I gotta hand it to you. Your channel has a great face. Your ASMR is next level, and I'll be sure to go back four seconds. You really know how to help people unwind.

@rococoblue

Жыл бұрын

🤣 stop too many puns.🤣👍

Rift one of the few asmrtists who actually cares about every video trying to get actual tingles

Thank you for putting me to sleep for the last six years I've been watching you. It's awesome that the quality has only improved.

Uncle e is honestly the best and makes sure we're taken care of, thank you so much, we love you and appreciate all of what you do for us

Thank you Uncle E. As always you deliver quality content at just the right hour

The quality of your whispers are always on a different level. Loved this ❤

Brilliant, funny and witty channel. Plus no annoying adverts that come on full blast when I’m trying to relax / fall asleep. Keep up the good work mr. Hi from 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Thank you for your videos; they always have such a feel-good vibe to them and its so nice to find myself smiling or even laughing as the sleepiness kicks in. Appreciate you and all the work you put into this channel!

Nice!! Absolutely perfect timing for my afternoon nap!! Thank you for all your hard work, Rift!!

I could use the first two minutes and thirty seconds on a constant loop for 8 hrs. Amazing video. Really helped me sleep last night.

absolutely love that you use the chapters feature, makes it 100x easier to skip back to my favorite parts, or skip the parts that dont work for me

Perfection in every sound, thank you so much!

The tuning fork sounds are amazing. Could make me fall asleep so quick.

grateful for all the amazing videos, have been watching for years and you always keep surprising us with creative ideas!! thanks so much!!

This guy ASMR is on utmost class ! So disciplined and organised! Salute

You absolutely have your own lane in this craft. Nobody does AMSR the way you do.

I merely found your channel last night. I was so impressed. I wanted to let you know that my tibia and my left leg. I'm fighting an infection in the bone and I receive your healing. I had to listen to it to the end they cannot go to sleep, so I hope to enjoy it. Again thank you for your intuition the healing.

I’ve never been able to sleep in a room with a ticking clock (left over childhood fear of the crocodile from Peter Pan 😂) but this clock somehow has a different ticking pattern that made it soothing instead. Absolutely magical video as always.

@SmoothTurtle840

Жыл бұрын

Maybe it’s because it ticks 4 times per second, rather than once. There’s no anticipation for the next tick, something that tends to cause a lot of anxiety in people.

"Good now" has become my preferred method of greeting people, especially when traveling.

Lately sleeping for me has become an excruciating experience, with anxiety, frustration and anger. I tried everything to fix my insomnia but nothing is really working. ASMR doesn't solve all my problems, but it sure makes them more bearable. Thanks for everything.

@galeparker1067

Жыл бұрын

OMG!!! Jetpack I TRULY hope the situation gets better!!!!! OMG!!! Hang in there!!! 👃✌️🇨🇦🥰

@GregLemons

Жыл бұрын

It’s simple, just go to sleep

@Gongodler

Жыл бұрын

Most anxiety nowadays comes from the modern Lifestyle. Many of us are sitting way too much, eating too much trashy food, have too many electricity around us and so on...

@Gongodler

Жыл бұрын

@@GregLemons Yes + stop fapping and turning off the smartphone at night.

@rococoblue

Жыл бұрын

@@Gongodler 🤣👍

So far I'm 3/3 for falling asleep to the clock ticking. Can't get enough of it!

This is the first video I've ever seen of him and I subbed so darn fast lol. The dude looks so fancy is everything he does, he produces quality sound, and seems like he could answer just about every question about the Earth haha!

Thanks man. I really enjoyed the clock section a ton in the other video. So happy to see more.

The sharpie sounds are indeed very relaxing!! I never even noticed it from the other video

Timezones are a funny thing. As of time of writing, this video was released 19 hours ago when I was asleep. Now I am trying to sleep as it is quite past my bedtime, and lo! Now is the perfect time to watch this video.

Nothin like a new Uncle E upload to knock me out right after a long 12 hours of hospital night shift. He is truly a godsend :D

Nah deadass thought he pulled out a bag of za za💀

I appreciate the video length, keeps me from needing to switch videos so I can focus on sleeping

This video is helping me stay calm and focused as I work, thank you! The risk of falling asleep is better than being anxious and irritated 😂

I love how I just went from listening to metal to watching this. 😂 Can’t resist the Rift.

I like to imagine that while Rift is dressed up in the suit jacket and tie, he just has pajama pants on below

I don’t know how he manages to pull off so many good outfits for the asmrs. Keep up the good work! Love the vids.

How did you manage to record such clear sounds?! This is what I love to hear it makes my brain and sensory calm as I’m easily triggered with small sounds that sets me off fully awake again and irritated. Thank you very much for making this asmr ❤️

This video is so good, E. I can’t believe it, but the clocks actually relax me so much

I have probably watched this video 30 times, I have this and another few videos from this channel that I use every night when I go to sleep

MY MAN, you nail it every. single. time. Cheers because you are one of THE best.

not even 5 mins and i already got tingles when you put the covers of the microphones

@Benimlebirliktezayifla

Жыл бұрын

Loook my chaaannel bro....

Asmr aside, this man has to be one of the stand out artists of our time

Your channel is amazing :) Thank you for the relaxing content

Although I found your channel back when Elvis the Alien made a commentary video on ASMR channels, I’ve been consistently watching every single night before I go to bed for about a year now. And without a doubt it has done numbers for me. I have super bad anxiety and all that, so it’s seriously so nice to be able to just relax and focus on your videos when I can’t stop thinking. Not to mention the comedy, mental health talks, and abundant creativity every time. I have so much to thank you for Uncle Rift, so thank you.

@poke_weasly9738

Жыл бұрын

Thank you You help me with most of the same problems Uncle E Your better than my real uncles

Honestly the “getting ready” part is dope. I think its a cool twist on a cold open

Sir I thank you. Got such a good sleep I slept through my alarm and woke up two hours later

I didnt see this on KZread all day. I saw it now, when it was time to sleep. Good a sign as any

Ticking Away, the moments that make up a dull day…

Fell asleep so early on this video last night Guess I'll have to re-watch tonight Thank you Rift :)

Thank you so much for posting at 2pm I work night shifts I needed this so much

Five am now. Been working endlessly since mid-day. I needed this. Wado!

Perfect timing! Thank you!

I love your channel so much. Your creativity is amazing, please keep doing what you do :)

@Gongodler

Жыл бұрын

He is just a man of honour and Style, which most ASMRtists are lacking

Oh my god i've been watching this video for quite a long time now and I've just realised that you totally look like an older Keanu Reeves, Loving it haha!!! ps. I loooooove your asmr, its so so calming to me and gives me a lot of nostalgia because your voice sounds a little like my grandpas voice who used to sing me to sleep in a whispery voice like that Thank you!!!

This man is a God among us mortals... he buttoned his own sleeves. To my knowledge that ability is beyond normal men...

Ticking clocks give me anxiety. Time for a different video for me. Hope everyone who likes it has a calming experience ⏲️

@kailkaito3388

Жыл бұрын

It goes away after a trigger or 2

@isabellamendez6543

Жыл бұрын

There are time stamps thankfully!

The King of ASMR!

Cant wait to watch this one in 3 hours !

Oh boy that clock is an amazing trigger.

Finally, this long awaited video is here.

Your videos really help me calm my brain for the time it takes to put my infant to bed. Luckily I don't fall asleep before they do!

Thank you I don't know how but exactly now I need to sleep and I'm too excited to fall asleep by myself. -The mysterious ways of Uncle E-

Thank you, all sounds are brilliant!

It’s so interesting how the silver on your tie picks up the pink of you shirt, as well as the blue of your jacket.

the beggining.. i love your content so much!

Impeccable timing

It is in fact, time to sleep, thanks for the reminder.

Wow, love this 💜💜 thanks for the tingles👍

the tuning fork made me stim and flap my hands. my ear canals loved it thanks.

ngl i thought the bag of moss was just a bag of za😭💀

Perfect timing.❤️

thanks, I have some exams tomorrow morning so this really helps me like a lot

It’s currently 5 am I need this

Man I love this man ASMR not gonna lie

Oh wow I've never been earl to a ASMR I normally see them months later this is cool 😎

Most creative ASMR creator 👌🏼

YOU HELP ME FACE MY SLEEP DEMONS AT NIGHT TYSM

The ticking of that clock immediately made me sleepy

I needed to be told to sleep. Thank you

As funny as it sounds, a tongue bone is actually a thing. It's called hyoid bone. It's shaped like a horse shoe, and is in fact the only bone that is not directly connected to any other ones near it.

Glad to see he is still at the ASMR game. I randomly found his channel long ago with the talking pumpkin in a weird language video.

Love this, knocked me right out

Thank you for the good content. I love your channel

Reminds me when I was a kid and my father would get ready to work early in the morning while I was still in bed listening to these sounds.

The clock sounds akin to rain, like water dropping from a tin roof to a gutter. Very atmospheric.

4 am in Australia needed this

Perfectly timed video