We must now all pay for more arcane Spongebob theories...

@ortherner

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@phyl2378

3 жыл бұрын

I'm okay with that as long as I get two more spongeBob theories

@jjjackson6607

3 жыл бұрын

Yes yes yes

@yk3615

3 жыл бұрын

the spongebob is a 7 part series

@HattieMcDanielonaMoon

3 жыл бұрын

@curtando NS1 theories*

"I've been entertaining you for years." What about chumps like me who only just found you a couple months ago?

@dmitric419

3 жыл бұрын

Yea only find him because spongbob conspiracys. He better then the theoryer

@superfire6463

3 жыл бұрын

Found him 37 seconds ago

@msmity63

2 жыл бұрын

Well then this is a mugging now pay up anyway

@pillgrimm

2 жыл бұрын

I found him during the pizza cult videos so I guess I owe him

@KSPlaysthekilltracker

2 жыл бұрын

what about the chumps like me who found him 5 sponegbob conspiracy videos ago?

A thank you and a crisp high five is all I can even fathem of offering you for those depressed eyes.

spongebob theory twerking

*Pulls out wallet* Ok fine 🙄 (Congrats btw)

Thanks for the excellent content Alex

@baconcartoonist

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

“I can do all things through Christ who gives me strength.” Philippians 4:13

@joechristo2

3 жыл бұрын

but this time it’s us and it’s money instead of strength

@ygkoz

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t believe in Christ

@leavemealone3089

2 жыл бұрын

I mean I've been to the Philippines and I never heard anyone say that shit so

In true spongebob fashion, ahem " YOU'LL NEVER GET A CENT OUT OF MEEE!!! " - Mr Krabs

You know a KZreadr is good when you really want to give the money

This is one of the most underrated channels in existence. The sheer quality and amazingness of each and every single one of your videos is incredible! Each video is better than the last. Thank you!

@sweetyft

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed! What is the KZread algorithm doing ?

@Th3Badd3st

3 жыл бұрын

@@sweetyft hasn't functioned in several years lmao

@lapisrabbitcomics

3 жыл бұрын

I disagree, this dude is so narcissistic and his head is shoved so far up his own ass. Sorry I won't be feeding his ego. I'd rather watch less toxic people make theories about spongebob.

@Th3Badd3st

3 жыл бұрын

@@lapisrabbitcomics toxic? Narcissistic? He makes videos that take a long time so he started a patreon? Whatre you talking about?

@crabmtg9179

3 жыл бұрын

@@Th3Badd3st agreed. What about him is narcissistic? His theories make so much sense, and the only way for him to keep making videos for the people is patreon

You can take the KZread ad revenue but not my money!

@muhammadsaktiramadhan7354

Жыл бұрын

Ok so You can watch his videos, but not the hidden ones s

Bro!!! I found you like 2 days ago. I love your spongebob theories videos!! I can’t wait for the next one.

the spongebob theories are bomb and no one can convince me otherwise.

So excited to see where you end up in your film career, whatever it is, its gonna be some phenomenal stuff man. Good luck

No

1:25 man, Mr Insert Namehere must've payed Alex Bale a lot of money to get his name so prominently featured in this video

Hey bro your edits and cinematography skills are freaking amazing!!! I really hope you do and pursue your film making, and at least make these spongeboob videos to gain more capital to improve your film making equipments or whatever. Looking forward to more. I’m a fan!

His best friend passed away this year and then he suddenly blew up. Leave him the fk alone and give some dude some slack geeze.

I’m paying for a Mr. Krab theory

Sorry but I’m too young to pay haha

Wake up, Alex. You’ve been in a coma since 2011, and we’ve been trying to wake you up ever since. This “ KZread Comment” is the only way the doctor said we can communicate with you. Come home we love you, Alex.

The title of this is great LMAO “pay up freeloaders“

I always like your videos as soon as I click on them. This one made me laugh a few times and I went to click like again

He's so adorable!!!🌺

11 views 31 likes 1 dislike 16 comments and youtube crack

😚When I get back from buying Cat Food .. I Walk through the door "Okay Freeloaders... It's lunch Time !" LOL

Hey, I know this is not about this video, but, remember spongebob conspiracy theory: television theory? Well, remember the guy who Patrick took on a tour throught Bikini Bottom? That guy took lots of pictures of Bikini Bottom, and even some secrets, and private things. And at the end of episode he just dissapears, with all of photos. Also, that same guy took Spongebob and Patrick on tour to surface,where they actually had contact to narrator, and, where they got to some Restaurant who looked like real life copy of Krusty Krab, (and there is real life copy, in mexico, i think), and in that restaurant, there were Tom Kenny, and others, and that guy and SB and Patrick were also in building full of gorilla people. So he may be dealing with FilmMakers... 🤔🤔🤔 Bonus: In episode where Sandy, Pearl, Spongebob, and that new guy were on moon, Squidward was looking for escape from moon cave, and when he looked in one of holes, he saw producer of Spongebob in his office, with Spongebob drawings and some other merchandise.

@sadewuyi1

2 жыл бұрын

Boom

this is the best next thing since the cool cat theory

*happy twerking*

@samuraiskillz4701

3 жыл бұрын

happy twerking

@HikerSmith

3 жыл бұрын

happy twerking

@drained_yayo

3 жыл бұрын

happy twerking

@Mewtic1

3 жыл бұрын

Whyd

@drained_yayo

3 жыл бұрын

happy twerking

Just know that when I get my college support funds, they'll be wasted on this guy.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY 💰💰💰

Yeah but I still don't know if Carson has hands. (Congratulations)

I love how not only does he just make spongebob videos but he also fucking crafts stories within them. this shit is insane.

Paying is definitely worth spongebob conspiracy theory #4

*Oi we payed now where's our Comparison for #4 of SpongeBob?*

This man is insane, he deserves a lot more.

Spongebob conspirancy #4: Patrick mom died by wales Patrick said it was loong time ago Tsunami comes every 1000 years Tsunami always needs a sacrifice (Jack kahuna words) Patrick is scared of wales and deep water, even when they were surfing...if they were on that island and his sister saved him from wale... what if tjey comed to bikini bottom by tsunami, as they did in episode Jack Kahuna Laguna. So its posibble. But they're mother died EDIT:I think he said when he comed in their neighborhood that he is new here.

The next spongebob theory is squidward, calling it

I’m excited for the new spongebob theories!!!

Findom confirmed

Thank you for continuing to make KZread great with your content. I’m so excited for the future

I am so excited for you to direct a movie.

If I wasn’t a poor bastard I’d pay up so hard

But I’m B r o k e

Here is a Theory I mean Patrick is pretty confusing he might not just be stupid and mabye all of the stupid act is coming from the people from land confusing him or brain washing him. Just a video idea for you btw :)

Its dead. But.... Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."

I am a new subscriber! Thank you for your awesome content. I will donate as well. Thank you!

50k subs in a 1 and a half weeks I have been supporting do ages and now he’s gaining this many subs in so little time I’m glad I subbed so early

Just saw the spongebob #4 conspiracy and it’s hilarious 😂💯

Such a bold title

Gotta love spongebob theories

I really hope to see more cool stuff from you in the future, anything I can do to support that I’ll do.

I would but I'm so broke I can barely feed my pet fly.

Nice background music

Congrats on finishing film school Alex! Can't wait to see what you make next!

I would, if i could get a job.

Well that sucks

Monty Python's Flying Circus vibes from that intro. Nice.

The amount of white in his eyes seems unusual! Did anyone else notice that or am I going crazy lol? I checked my eyes in the mirror and there’s basically no white underneath the pupil! Meant respectfully 🙏🏻 Love your videos 😁

Spongebob theory’s are waiting

we must feed the cult

Shit, you caught me.

Great, great, great. Really cool take

its about time to turn off ad block

Idk man

Pizza Time Pizza wants you to pay up!

i liked this video for its title alone

When you're famous I'll think I deserve a lead roll in one of you're movies

The Raven is watching

the title is vibes

Damn Alex, rocking that goatee my guy :D

Look man, I wanna help you out... but can you possibly set up a Patreon alternative? After what they've done to so many artists and creators, I can't give that platform any of my money in good faith.

@chaldavgc

3 жыл бұрын

What have they done?

Well that was an arrogant video. I’m on break, 20 hours in. who’s the freeloader again? At least make me want to subscribe first. For the record- If you expect the spongebob target audience to be in the workforce... sorry, wrong country. I assume.

Yes bro more sponge man theories

Being paid to be on KZread is a privilege not a right we do KZread because we love it first we should be Grateful if we make any money through Google AdSense and humbled through individual patrons. I have other channels where I’m trying to make money through those but I understand what a privilege it is to make money just making videos and doing such a fun hobby. Now with all that said your SpongeBob theories are quite entertaining and well thought out.

We want to see spongebob theories!!!!!!!

*runs a full field goal and comes out of breath* pAtREon

The title is like something youngdefiant would do

I need that song at the end.

Yes please.

Spongebob videos - 10m views. Pay me video - 50k views. Just throw a Patreon plug in your spongebob video fam.

I really want to join for gold tier, and I have money for that too but because of my country and status of "paying methods" I can't pay to patreon..

yo he's finally got a patreon

Do you take Goofy Goober coupons?

Waiting on spongebob conspiracy theory #4 ⏱⌚️

Maybe I will

The title of this video cracks me up

Anyone else think it was the Get Out challenge?

Another idea it’s better than Patreon is promoting products at the end of your video through click bank. You promote a product someone clicks on the link you get a commission everyone wins

Much love I hope you become everything u want to

For 10k you will fly out to the patron to say thanks before immediately flying back

Subtle Monty Python reference?

Me: scared in poor*

Yo Alex, why do you look like Christopher Mintz-Plasse

Actual Content

Congrats dude.

Theory number 4 on the way?

Yes

Just found out your video from Jacksepticeye's video! Quickly subscribed and love the content so far! Maybe will pledge on patreon!

Ok