Most commonly used words on this channel: 1. Heh 2. Sort of... 3. Japanese 4. Indeed 5. Lovely

@Handhandme

6 жыл бұрын

kguy152000 6. [Noun] from the Nile We need new Tim memes

@unforgivenromantic

6 жыл бұрын

kguy152000 Don't forget Subtle Very cute.

@WilliBomber

6 жыл бұрын

kguy152000 you forgot “wow”

@delvinfernaldy4504

6 жыл бұрын

*KEK*

@nahailyenvanakkor

6 жыл бұрын

Toy.

Cuts to a Stuka. "This is my favorite siren. Used it a lot when I flew over Poland in the 40s".

@user-vj3yr1pj8c

2 жыл бұрын

Stuka German not bri ish

"Rare footage of British man sounding air raid sirens" circa 1917

@yesskriekels5843

3 жыл бұрын

666666666666e5 566366663

@TuoiTrinh88

3 жыл бұрын

At 2:29 (Earape!)

@megabyte2711

3 жыл бұрын

@@yesskriekels5843 R/ihadastroke

@nazmintaylor778

3 жыл бұрын

@@yesskriekels5843 m mmm uuuuuuuuuuùuy⁸11245568798000lb

@belledelphine7303

3 жыл бұрын

@@nazmintaylor778 R/ihadastroke number 2

3:49 Step 1: get this thing Step 2: attach it to an air compressor Step 3: GO WILD

2:41 Tim - "What a lovely sound it is" Tornado Siren in background Tim - *What a lovely time for death*

5:25 did we just hear Tim almost swear??!

@ky-gp4sz

6 жыл бұрын

Nick Park "oh sh"

@deancartmel5190

6 жыл бұрын

At worst he was only going to say sugar

@253637zero2

6 жыл бұрын

oh shoot

@unknownperson1162

6 жыл бұрын

Nick Park .

@m.t.7093

6 жыл бұрын

Was too busy staring at dem legs

That wasn't talcum powder. Tim is actually a wise old dragon with a human form showing his magic trinkets to humans. He will continue showing humans his amazing magic party favors for generations to come. God bless you wise dragon.

In the year 2037, his grandson will make a video talking about the fidget spinner.

@ToothFairy473

3 жыл бұрын

Hopefully

@shameful3604

3 жыл бұрын

No

@AaronsVlogTube

2 жыл бұрын

He has a son?

3:50 *Tim sounds the siren* *Hurts ears* Tim:Good Noise

@kadricelilc7289

3 жыл бұрын

نهننىهرهرههههخىخىلخمبكح١خصخخ٣٧قهق٧ه٤هثخ٢

@kadricelilc7289

3 жыл бұрын

زسميميمن

@DSPsWifesBf

4 күн бұрын

That’s why I love Tim. He’ll find the positives in every little toy that a lot of us wouldn’t be too interested in.

Tim forgot his trousers again, heh

@majorgeneralsherman1348

5 жыл бұрын

@@ahmdabdallah2132 what does that have to do with anything

@birddaddydetta

5 жыл бұрын

@Ahmd Reported for unwanted commercial content.

@henryham1169

3 жыл бұрын

No he’s wearing short shorts

Am I the only one who noticed that Tim is not wearing any trousers

@Lunchpacked180

6 жыл бұрын

maybe he traded his trousers for some toys?

@nickpark7428

6 жыл бұрын

Maaviya Faruki Hot-pants from the Nile

@joshuadnb1

6 жыл бұрын

Every video gets this comment I swear :'D

@ky-gp4sz

6 жыл бұрын

Maaviya Faruki not again, not the first time this has happened

@a.hocutt

6 жыл бұрын

Maaviya Faruki actually at 5:25 you can see he is wearing some very short-shorts.

Imagine the struggle to put both balloons over that whistle without one of them deflating (4:18)

@treeeson1547

5 жыл бұрын

You put one on, over inflate it without popping, then put the uninflated one on the other side.

@yuganthchervirala14

3 жыл бұрын

You can hear the struggle actually

@ZyozzJessie

3 жыл бұрын

Twist the neck of the balloon after inflating it.

Love this man! Imagine being his child and growing up with all these nifty things

2:42 he was totally gonna say perfect for a small child who love playing with themselves. why else would you need a door trip alarm

@totallyfrozen

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

5:55 you can almost see Tim's whistle xD

S N E E Z I N G P O W D E R

@Rolsification

6 жыл бұрын

from the Nile

@puffcap_

6 жыл бұрын

Maryland S L E E P I N G P O W D E R

@RocksGaming

6 жыл бұрын

Knightworm from the nile

@RedColdRitsu

6 жыл бұрын

Maryland *insert gif of 2D dancing*

@collinmcballin1527

6 жыл бұрын

Maryland from the nile

5:55 when you come home and your grandpa is sitting there with no pants

5:23 no trousers lol

@cpesk2918

5 жыл бұрын

He just has short shorts on

@swagpillage1917

4 жыл бұрын

triangulated 5:50

It would have been fantastic if Mr Rogers Neighborhood still existed to watch Tim guest star and interact with Mr Rogers.

@aidilhaiqal3482

3 жыл бұрын

\\

@DominionDork

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@bostonrailfan2427

2 жыл бұрын

he would have been a guest on the topic of toys and caring for them

Tim is such a sweet old man. I would love to have a grandpa with such a big passion. I would visiit him just to hear him tell me all about his collection..

"If you're in an orchestra, that's what you use: Sounds." Wise words from Tim there.

@corymcknight6910

6 жыл бұрын

Padlockigami He said "sirens" fam.

@emrefifty5281

6 жыл бұрын

cory mcknight bruh

@michaelmcwilliams6423

6 жыл бұрын

Padlockigami Wxw

@sugarmashofficial_6010

Жыл бұрын

The Yamaha music siren makes music does anyone knows?

Tim's videos are like a gentle breeze on a small boat effortlessly floating down: The Nile.

I love this channel. It's one of a kind. A grown man looking back at things his collected for years and years and that have been passed down from many generations, then he tests them and plays with them for our enjoyment. One of a kind channel :)

@sirenchaser3424

7 ай бұрын

Sirens

"Sir, do you know how fast you've been driving? Please blow into this"

@RussellTeapot

6 жыл бұрын

FFFFFFWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@DingleDut

6 жыл бұрын

😂

@irinapavlova1962

3 жыл бұрын

@@RussellTeapot aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@irinapavlova1962

3 жыл бұрын

Wow that's a lot of sirens

@irinapavlova1962

3 жыл бұрын

Butt face

5:26 Tim's Turbo Tickler

@thenitropower

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment lmao

My dog is as fascinated at the noises coming from these toys as Tim is!

5:26 looks at bottom half of tim* Oh tim we all have those times where you pretend to be formal

@-Ruthless-

3 жыл бұрын

I know😂 i was astonished

tim always says "good toy for a child" as if he doesnt love playing with them himself haha

_"Mm, yes. Good noise."_ Very british indeed

Tim always talks on how he collected those toys since a child. Now imagine tiny Tim blowing those sirens all day. His mother was a Saint in letting him to keep collecting more and more, or maybe the day she gave Tim that one cigar it was a punishment for his powerful lungs, after all.

3:50 damn that spool will that fit in my honda

2:18 Great for Nerf wars!

Those viewers in the US might need all those sirens soon.

"Tim warns us for the coming air raids."

*Tim* : _Here's a doll made of stone that I picked up 4,000 years ago in 1983 BC. The Japanese village elders would head out to the Nile and pick up stones and craft toys for the children, quite extraordinary...Heh_

5:30 I think someone forgot to put their pants on 😂

1:20 Favorite part

3:02 I can feel the waves broooo.....

I just found this channel out just this week and let me say, I am with love with it, and I love how Tim looks like a professional scientist just for toys and how child like he is. Keep it up grand illusions!!!

So many comments so I may be repeating this scenario, but I can't help myself : Kid sneaks in to Tim's office where he has fallen asleep. "haha, I'm gonna scare the old man stiff", kid sounds a loud siren in Tim's ear. Tim wakes up, "A what a lovely sound, heh..." I just love this positive guy!

If Wile E. Coyote taught me anything, it's that products from ACME will blow up in your face.

Sometimes I wonder why I'm watching an elderly man blowing whistles

@mystical0181

6 жыл бұрын

Geraint Evans Same😂

@stayfr00sty13

6 жыл бұрын

Geraint Evans That’s what I thought and I looked up the comments if anyone felt the same XD

@volcommadness

5 жыл бұрын

A old man wearing no pants 🤣

Before sirens used to be motor to play music in 1860. Now there are electronic speaker sirens that can easily play music that people composed, such as the so-called Bosai Musen in Japan; Every 5pm, they would play calm music.

@sugarmashofficial_6010

Жыл бұрын

You mean Yamaha at first?

2:25 cool

My lord Tim is the nicest person on earth I have to say

4:28 that kids is a useful skill for when you have a girlfriend

@bossnian5615

3 жыл бұрын

K

@ianplace9977

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t understand

@re-lmayer2546

3 жыл бұрын

7u7

@ianplace9977

3 жыл бұрын

@@re-lmayer2546 can you tell me the joke?

@franzliszt3123

3 жыл бұрын

@@ianplace9977 you're probably too young

Wow, so many toys! I'll bet the kids chained up in his basement aren't bored for a moment!

I love this channel. When i was bored, lying in bed with a broken leg i found this channel. And ever since 2015 i have been watching. Thanks tim

One word to decribe tim: jolly

*_When you can't afford a turbo for your Renault Multipla._*

@IronShocker77

6 жыл бұрын

Isn't it Fiat Multipla?

@rooboty7137

6 жыл бұрын

Nah fam, haven't you heard of the *_Renault_* Multipla?

@IronShocker77

6 жыл бұрын

No, i haven't =(

@mopsdackelspitz3662

5 жыл бұрын

No, it's a Porsche Multipla

@SqueezeboxOfDelights

4 жыл бұрын

We had a turbo fiat multipla. It didn't sound like this though :)

I liked the part where Tim squeezed the two balloons, it was quite sensual.

I sort of remember having that race car one. I still have a bike-siren from a McDonald's Happy Meal set, onto which you could put the front of the ECTO-1 from _Ghostbusters_. I _also_ have the _Inspector Gadget_ Copter Hat Siren. Turn the helicopter thing, and it makes a siren noise.

I am waiting for Tim's diss track.

@ahcool4453

6 жыл бұрын

memo Demo please leave

@juliaoliveirapereira3268

6 жыл бұрын

memo Demo SD hh

This should be an episode of Hoarders.

This is what we call the funny man right here folks.

Revisited this video that I watched before when I was 7-9 years old

I always thought the Aooga siren the most funniest of sirens there is 😃

@kosherkingofisrael6381

6 жыл бұрын

Ravedaze yes

@alio2269

6 жыл бұрын

that's more like a horn rather thana siren

@ginnyggn9720

6 жыл бұрын

Ravedaze jioji9i9

Tim has the most relaxing voice! I love this channel. Keep up the good work Tim!

5:24 just for the people that are bored or want some adult action

new title: "tim playing with tiny turbos".

2:23 What the name

6:19 yes …

I love that pull string siren.

I love the way he describes the toys like pieces of art

*heh* from the Nile

@soulking2017

6 жыл бұрын

What's this joke about? Never heard of it

Where can I find the burglar alarm 2:20

Honestly, the bicycle siren would be perfect for bicycles. In my country and probably yours we’ve got bicycles for the police department. But they got normal bells. Those sirens could be pretty useful. They’re just not very loud.

Nice shorts, Tim.

Tim the turbo

Such a sweet man, keep it up xx

@ammarhaliti6895

6 жыл бұрын

🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠

@ammarhaliti6895

6 жыл бұрын

🏠🏠🏠🏠

*blows out eardrums* "Mmm! Oh yes, good noise, good noise."

Wonderful Collection Tim

who else came here for the weekly "heh"

We need new memes, the ｎｉｌｅｗａｔｅｒ is starting to stale, Any ideas?

@Chris-rd5rf

6 жыл бұрын

"Small Children"

@jumpmanv2658

6 жыл бұрын

heh

@kosherkingofisrael6381

6 жыл бұрын

That's good Mr Eggy but, W H A T A B O U T S N E E Z I N G P O W D E R

@DW_Death

6 жыл бұрын

Working on one right now, give me about 30 mins and it will be on my channel.

@martonk

6 жыл бұрын

which for the sixties was a s t o N i s h i N g

Tim needs to do one of these videos, stop half way through, grab a pitcher and a glass, and while pouring, say "Nile water". Then just go back to his video.

Tim is blowing the whistle.

please share toys site for buying

@RussellTeapot

6 жыл бұрын

go to his website, it's www.grand-illusions.com/about_us.shtml

@jadepolinesia6975

6 жыл бұрын

manish singh zffgdyuh Zavala ghhj&&

@jadepolinesia6975

6 жыл бұрын

Cool

@witayaleeprasertpan4089

6 жыл бұрын

manish singh00

@PhuongNguyen-cq6ou

6 жыл бұрын

manish singh c

loop loop poop poop something smart something smart water from the Nile water from the Nile

@momsspaghetti7693

6 жыл бұрын

Average Name That Does Not Explain Avatar Tim's not wearing pants, Tim's not wearing pants..

I wish the intro was less loud. I like to listen to these as I go to sleep. Tim is a true hero.

I hope the kid with the sneezing powder idea got a medal.

*gee wiz water from the nile gets funnier and funnier every time i see it. i mean LMAO WATER FROM THE NILE 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌*

@sascha_hammer

6 жыл бұрын

heh

@waffleless

6 жыл бұрын

Jaekoff Not only is it stale, it is in the way, IT IS ALWAYS IN THE WAY, isn't it?!

@waffleless

6 жыл бұрын

Jaekoff Actually Tim describes the Water from the Nile meme perfectly at 0:49

@lukasd.4389

6 жыл бұрын

Jaekoff SALT FROM THE NILE

@KarlBunker

6 жыл бұрын

Sarcasm from the Nile.

5:58 HIS LEGS XD

oh god, the meme material is excellent

Tim obstinately refuses to wear pants. Tim is my hero.

Does this guy know he's a meme

grandayy made a meme about Tim, it isn't water from the nile. : /

@YourFatherVEVO

6 жыл бұрын

grandayy singlehandedly killed the woah meme, I will go on a murderous ramage if he ruins tim memes

@meart7838

6 жыл бұрын

your father what about behind the meme?

@meart7838

6 жыл бұрын

I think Tim memes are safe from BTM because Tim memes aren't that popular

@YourFatherVEVO

6 жыл бұрын

don't jinx it

@mahdickinabox2133

6 жыл бұрын

your father at least gra day actually puts effort in his work rather than read from know your meme and add girs in your video

Another great one! thanks for the video

Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is

Overplayed joke from the nile

@duylinhnguyen9079

6 жыл бұрын

Build It

@TehSlan

6 жыл бұрын

It is at least fitting that the joke keeps coming back, slightly weaker each time.

If you were a parent all night your kid would be playing with the car with the horn or the alarm door but most likely the car all night you would hear (EEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR) You: shut up shut up shut up ._.

Wow! These toys are A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!

I enjoy every one of this guy's videos.

This is the Anti ASMR video...

I had that toy siren car...nostalgia wave full on hit, right there.

What a lovely idea

I would love to give that 2nd Siren-Car to a Kid which Parents i hate...omg this is amazing!

you bring joy to this world, tim

I love your videos there are such cool toys

TIM IS NOT JUST A TOY COLLECTER HIS A TOY MASTER

I've always loved fan sirens!