Tim gives everything to "On Cinema at the Cinema" and it has cost him countless relationships but sure go ahead make fun.

@sonofalfeus

4 жыл бұрын

He killed 20 young adults man.

@PritchDringle

4 жыл бұрын

You guys know this is all fake right? He's playing a character and it's not the real Tim Heidecker.

@sonofalfeus

4 жыл бұрын

Golfulus Shampoo Yes, i believe every fuckin one knows that. 🤦🏼‍♂️

@PritchDringle

4 жыл бұрын

@@sonofalfeus 😁

@bebaguette766

3 жыл бұрын

Way to ruin the joke.

The progression of Tim's haircuts is the real show here.

@yungoldman2823

10 ай бұрын

Tim Heidecker is a pioneer in the field of haircut-based comedy

5 bags of popcorn for Tim's 5 wives! It's hard to keep a romantic like him down-to-earth, but I'm glad he finally found "the one" in Toni!!!

@BAGAKOOS

4 жыл бұрын

I’m sure they’ll be divorced by the middle of next season, if they aren’t already!

@bebaguette766

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking liberals, no trust in the sanctity of marriage.

0:27 "I'm divorced" *smirk* Fantastic.

The way Greg snickers at Tim announcing/finding out about the pregnancy just made life worth living

@DCM88

4 жыл бұрын

life is for the living kzread.info/dash/bejne/p6Jlk7KHdbu7aZM.html

@user-zy8cy6hn6o

Жыл бұрын

Probably the most happy we see him in the entire series

gregg's reaction to tim being a father is one of my favorite moments in the whole show

@ArtVandelayOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

Yes a reaction only equalled by the great Muttley

Im an Ayakahead

@mrwassef

4 жыл бұрын

who isn’t? Tim’s def still in love w her

@Codgerism

3 жыл бұрын

Massive Ayakahead over here.

@JonyTony2018

3 жыл бұрын

I’m a Julianahead

1:07 Gregg's expression when Ayaka mentions throwing popcorn.

I love that bit with Tim's Mailbag because its hard to tell if Greg just broke character completely and lost it or if he intentionally laughed his ass off because on this particular day Gregg chose violence lmfao gotta be my favorite On Cinema moment

When you’ve got marriages like Toni in them, you can’t lose!

@ontariobuds

2 жыл бұрын

I'm quickly falling in love with the actress who plays Toni Newman. She is just too damn cute!

@Inquiring_Together

2 жыл бұрын

No siree!

@ontariobuds

2 жыл бұрын

@@Inquiring_Together you are referring to my comment?

@Inquiring_Together

2 жыл бұрын

@@ontariobuds lol no I think shes pretty too…her love makes me hei, he body maskes me smile. 🤣

@ontariobuds

2 жыл бұрын

@@Inquiring_Together I am still confused. I think I took too many wait mates.

further proof that tim is not only a good businessman but also a great lover!

@Inquiring_Together

2 жыл бұрын

Slowly the truth is revealed.

With relationships like Tim Heidecker in them, you CAN’T LOSE!

Heidecker’s current marriage is as strong as his Defense in the Electric Sun Musical Festival trial

@coldbrewprods

4 жыл бұрын

So, weak as hell

@farmageddonfuul4789

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, no one cant get out or in because the exits are blocked with the ambulance

The blank stare of disgust exhibited by Gregg any time Tim is talking about personal matters has me laughing even as I’m writing this...

Dude, you should put up a video about how Mark is missing. I'm worried sick.

@popcats96

4 жыл бұрын

He's not missing, he's just in a coma.

@popcats96

4 жыл бұрын

@Brock Whiting yeah but he got beat up by some drug addicts in prison and now he is in a coma again. It's OK dude don't worry about him. Mark always pulls through for Tim in the end.

@robertfrost8264

4 жыл бұрын

Mark died.

Terrifying. If Tim cannot devote himself to a woman he certainly can’t devote himself to forming quality judgements on all the new movies. We are so lucky to have Gregg, who deserves a lover far more!

@LegitkawasakiX

4 жыл бұрын

That is child’s play for Gregg, his lover is fine cinema!

@johansmallberries9874

4 жыл бұрын

After what ayaka did by stealing his vhs copy of Airheads, could you ever truly trust a woman around such a collection?

@DCM88

4 жыл бұрын

@@LegitkawasakiX Gregg was actually a rockstar/punk rocker back in the day unlike fake numetal trendy Tim kzread.info/dash/bejne/p6Jlk7KHdbu7aZM.html

Got into a little trouble with the usher... trust me.

Ayaka is so cute!

I love that he changes his style and haircut to fit with the partner he’s currently with.

"That problem has been........evacuated" Laugh out loud funny every single time.

She doesn’t need to touch my face...

“and I look out in the crowd, and you just start seeing bodies dropping”

There should've been a pregnancy counter aswell

@thickhazepromo

4 жыл бұрын

Fuckin eh

This is missing a dead children counter.

@batgirlp5561

4 жыл бұрын

Electric sun 19 + TCJ.

Re-upload this video with a Kid Counter. Tim's spermcount is a HUGE dimension to factor in here

Thank you for making this. I have been trying to get my friends into this epic saga. There is so much content and videos like this help boil it down a little. 5 bags of popcorn and a couple little rocks for keepsakes

I have this horrible feeling that come Season 12 you'll need to add a new category : Marriages, Divorces, 'Died under Mysterious Circumstances'.

Omg I was HOWLING during the "call me ayaka" segment

If only there was something to be done to save TCJr… such a short-lived yet bright light that still lights our hearts to this day.

Normal when you're a rockstar like Tim.

He's a hard man not to fall in love with

The marriages divorce counter is blowing my mind lmao

This one is so good thank you for making these!!

This season is gonna end with murder I can feel it

Thanks for these mini-docs!

How could you not fall in love with this man ? I’m straight as an arrow but would marry Tim in a HEARTBEAT!

I don't why but I think I am starting to fall in love with the actress who plays Toni Newman. She is just too cute. 🥰

When others don’t understand your genius it is very hard to maintain relationships. I feel for you Tim and I understand. I am on my 11th marriage, but I am now only common law married after the 8th legal one didn’t work out

@neonfroot

Жыл бұрын

You're not a smart genius then. Better to self-respect singlehood.

“I told her what to do with that money, I want nothing to do wit her” 😂😂

"What's wrong with you."

The twists and turns are better than any movie Christopher Nolan has ever directed! I am expecting Gregg to talk about this one in 50y as an Oscer classic!

LOVE YA WORK

EPIC Tim Heidecker!!!

Fifth's time's a charm!

I m so happy for Tim and all of his marriages, who counts divorces anyway lol

@neonfroot

Жыл бұрын

Yep. Adults can fuck shit up and not get counted against them because "to err is to be human."

ahahaha i totally forgot he married Axiom's sister!! how long do you think him and Toni will last?

@samuraikarasu

4 жыл бұрын

Forever! Tim doesn't marry any ol' gal on the street. Him and Toni are vibing.

@0oidiedinatimemachineo024

3 жыл бұрын

They're still going! in the Oscar Special this year she was in it. I don't like Toni shes so kinda stuck up and bitchy of course I guess thats a good match for Tim lmao Shes always mean to Gregg.

I’m very happy for Tim’s new relationship with Tony.

@YellowDogUK

4 жыл бұрын

totally awesome vacation

1:11 Gregg turns his head

OUT OF CONTEXT! Justin, a man that has never felt true love, angry and jealous that Tim has been blessed with lots of love and lovING (if u get my drift). Sad! *Don't think that Twitter suspending my account will keep me from disproving your lies, Justin! It won't. The Pro-Gregg Twitter Agenda cannot silence me! *but seriously Twitter really, actually suspended my account for On Cinema posting. Permanently lmao

@homeless_sushi

4 жыл бұрын

Trashy Tim and Terrible Toni, what a great couple of fellas, uh? Not sure who will benefit the most from the soon to come divorce.

@DannyWilliamH

4 жыл бұрын

@@homeless_sushi They will be together forever and a more true love will NEVER find you or Justin or the entire Gregghead cabal! You will Rue the day (a clever play in words as in La Rue) that you ever said this!

@homeless_sushi

4 жыл бұрын

@@DannyWilliamH 2 months their little charade lasted! They got the annulment on the marriage at the Oscar Special: Justin was totally and completely vindicated.

@DannyWilliamH

3 жыл бұрын

@@homeless_sushi That has nothing to do with this or their LOVE at all and you know it! Things get dicey and sometimes the powers that be ensure you roll a craps when it wasn't even you or the love but the cabal and bad friends that try to kill you with car exhaust (Gregg!) and there is still more love in Tim's little pinky than all of you Greggheads entire!

awesomeyou got all of then

You’re a good boy Justin keep it up

Gregg so smug.

Jesus. Best show ever.

How can you not fall in love with both Ayaka en Toni. Lucky man.

Where I'm divorced... Going through that process of- as a lot of people always do, get divorced

The 7th Oscar Special added an extra marriage and divorce in itself.

The heart wants what it wants.

Toni is so good for Tim!

Has anyone gotten the Box set of VHS tapes that Gregg has put out? I’m wondering because Christmas is coming up

@heymancoolvideo

4 жыл бұрын

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Tim is an alpha male 🧬 🦁

I would cherish Ayaka. She’s so cute.

God he has been so good in writing this character to look more and more like a scumbag with each passing season

Let's keep it about the movies.

Toni is too adorable

Im here for the Toni Hype🔥🔥🔥

You need an alive and dead kids counter

Tim had his first marriage to Toni annulled and then married her again. The scoreboard is Marriages 6 Divorces 4 Annulments 1

Patterned behaviour at its' finest. If you get wiser with age, Tim must be about 2 years old. Hope Toni slapped Tim with a pre-nup

@neonfroot

Жыл бұрын

First off, men don't grow up. Secondly, the concept of age begets maturity/wisdom was from premodern communal times when people's l8ves were more practical rather than neoliberal suburban bullshit. The creation of adolescence has dented maturation forever. Nowadays, it's common for people to live like tweens after 25.

He’s going for lucky number 7!

Tim dressed as the typical milennial with the bun, vape and beard omg so funny.

@neonfroot

Жыл бұрын

Typical millennial look would be hipster look. That was late Gen X at best.

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 bags of popcorn and I'm going to throw in 2 shots of whiskey 🥃🥃

El mill amores

RIP Toni

Tim's reckless vaping and long hair phase was sexy.

Whose side are you on anyways? Certainly not the On Cinema family's side. Tim puts the BREAD on the family table and makes all this work, including your beloved Gregg. Some gratitude would be nice, or at least some damn loyalty for a change. Vipers and rats everywhere these days, bunch of ingrates. For shame, and God bless Tim in his new sacrament of Marriage.

I fear Toni will meet a far more sinister end...

Oh, God! Compilation?

When you have marriages like Tim heidecker in them you can’t like

I think it’s disrespectful that you’d imply that Tim will divorce Toni. True, Tim’s had his troubles in the past but they’ve only been due to Gregg’s interference and Tim’s self-exploration as a musician and entrepreneur. I for one wish Tim all the best of luck in what I’m sure will be a long and healthy marriage to Toni, I give their union 5 bags of popcorn!

Nice walk down memory lane but a bit presumptuous for you to assume there will be a fifth divorce.

@colbyelisabeth

4 жыл бұрын

There won't just be a divorce you'll see a death

@jkhodai

4 жыл бұрын

Colby Elisabeth Gregg will get Mark killed before Tim hurts ANYONE but you could be right.

...evacuated

tim was already married when he met aika.

@heymancoolvideo

4 жыл бұрын

Ayaka

tims going for a triple double

need to update the counter to Married: 6 and Divorced: 4

I hope Toni gives Tim a stronger son than Ayaka did.

Need a baby counter that tools up and down.

I wish the newlyweds the best

I sent her the money that she would need. I would like to assure everybody that that problem has been.. evacuated. Or ter- or uh.. that’s not the right word.. taken care of.

Alot of people DO always get divorced.

“Rocky Relationships” Pretty judgmental, if you ask me. I think they are beautiful romances . 1:54

"She didnt need to touch my face."

I give Toni fye-six bags of popcorn

Tim's previous wife needs to come back.

So is Justin Gaynor getting new footage before adult swim?

I'm a total ToniHead - I sure hope this one lasts and she helps Tim get his life sorted out after this Money Zap fiasco.

Joe Scarborough on marriage #3. Hang in in there guys.

2:30-2:37

Ayaka is my dream girl

If Toni signed the life insurance policy then the Tom Cruise Heidecker Jr memorial fund is about to have another influx of cash! Dekkar's going to tour!

To the four Greggheads that have downvoted this video: We see you! Soon you will awaken the snake!