Tim Dillon Proves Swimming is a Useless Sport | Kill Tony Throwback
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Clip from KILL TONY #505 - TIM DILLON
• KILL TONY #505 - TIM D...
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David Lucas was born in Macon, GA. He started acting an early age, performing in numerous stage plays at the Macon Little Theatre. He relocated to Hollywood where he was a contestant on, “MTV Yo Momma”. He has since written for several television shows and continues to perform stand up all over the country (for such comedians as Louis CK, Erik Griffin, Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub, Tony Hinchcliffe, Bert Kreisher, DL Hughley and many more). David is a Kill Tony Hall of Famer and currently headlining his own tour!
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@lg6707
Ай бұрын
Yo, you n Tony really got some good laughs outta me first thing I think of is Him under the missletoe LMFAO
@lg6707
Ай бұрын
You might need to watch out I think he is back out of the closet after that drama and the roast XD
@Doctor-Stoppage
19 күн бұрын
You gottaa hit Tony with some "Dylan Mulvaney" jokes.
It sucks youtube has to treat us all like children with the censorship
@infernalsorcery7923
Ай бұрын
When society grows up to consider feelings over the facts to the extreme, they value and only consider feelings over facts now. Here we are. People can't scroll, block, close the tab, close the laptop, power off the PC anymore. They are so entirely consumed by the internet that they literally must engage in losing battles until the hole they help themselves dig is impossible. Here we are. Facts over feelings is shunned when it doesn't match someone's personally righteous opinion.
@infernalsorcery7923
Ай бұрын
When society grows up to consider feelings over the facts to the extreme, they value and only consider feelings over facts now. Here we are. People can't scroll, block, close the tab, close the laptop, power off the PC anymore. They are so entirely consumed by the internet that they literally must engage in losing battles until the hole they help themselves dig is impossible. Here we are. Facts over feelings is shunned when it doesn't match someone's personally righteous opinion.
@infernalsorcery7923
Ай бұрын
When society grows up to consider feelings over the facts to the extreme, they value and only consider feelings over facts now. Here we are. People can't scroll, block, close the tab, close the laptop, power off the PC anymore. They are so entirely consumed by the internet that they literally must engage in losing battles until the hole they help themselves dig is impossible. Here we are. Facts over feelings is shunned when it doesn't match someone's personally righteous opinion.
@elmeatopopsicle3309
Ай бұрын
They care so much about us #SafeAndEffective
@betterdrugsthanyours
Ай бұрын
Can't even say phaguette or regard anymore.
I commented on a video of Kevin Ware’s injury about 10 years ago. He played for Louisville. Next thing, I got an email with a reply and some dude called me a sand n word 🤣🤣🤣🤣. My name is Islamic, but I love bacon 🥓, pork chops, white girls, and I am atheist. I stopped using my real name on here after that. David ain’t lying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
RIP DOLPH
Thanks for reposting this, it was one of the best back and forths you guys have had.
Bro is so good at roasting 😂😂😂
@Edgesofnowhere008
13 күн бұрын
Masterful
Tim is David's older stepbrother 😂
@amarbirkumar
Ай бұрын
Haha power duo
@johntruxal432
29 күн бұрын
Buffets beware...those 2 otw...😂
RIP Dolph.
@MyNameJeff..
27 күн бұрын
Lololol
RIP Young Dolph
Swimming's pretty good for losing weight, even just being in a pool with cold water your body burns calories to keep your temperature up
Fucking LOVE Antone’s sandwiches. I want a super-original right now.
I love when they roast each other 😂😂😭😭
i dont think there is a better comedy duo than david and tony.
LETS GO DAVID LUCAS
R.i.p. Young Dolph
You’re built like R2D2. I’m dead
@Lex-wx3ib
13 күн бұрын
hahaha.......Tony is effete like C3PO 🤣
Love this guy, when you coming to London dude????
Tony you gonna come out in your 2 piece ? 😂😂
Thanks Mr lucas
Okay I feel like David Lukas was channeling a bit of Mitch Hedberg in his monologue
RIP dolph
@2pacfan56
Ай бұрын
The Austrian dude?
@TigerHood69
28 күн бұрын
@@2pacfan56young dolph
I miss Patrice. I was a late to the party on listening to Opie and Anthony. Always wanted to talk to Patrice. I always have thought that he would set me in the right way with the ladys. David Lucas is a legend as well. I think Patrice would of loved his style. R.i.p to a man who was a rare soul.
So weird this exact episode just popped up on recommended for me like 4 days ago
"YOU SOaB....!!" 😂
David Lucas did great
Now that's a Bigga right there 🤣🤣😂😂
hahahahaa LUCASSSSS
david left the house in yeezys, and show up in d wide skechers 😅😅
“Texas Dildo Massacre” had me dying 😂
RIP YOUNG DOLPH
They need to get Tony on Roast Me.
Is no one really going to acknowledge the fact that he said Dolph just performed the other night?
@Beezie1991
21 күн бұрын
It's a re-post of before he died, I was also confused at first.
rip Dolph
That's not possible. Yt takes your comments down with nothing mean in it.
@stevendalloesingh
Ай бұрын
Bro, speak on it!
@MM-du7je
Ай бұрын
I remember calling people f a g s in the yt comments just a few years ago even.
That time in America feels like 10 years ago
When was this recorded? Young Dolph is dead 👀
David looks like a marie calendars chicken pot pie with dreads
Tim like .> on the tony roasts
david lucas is one of them comics who when he makes himself laugh makes me laugh even harder. joey diaz gets me with his laugh too lol
Swimming isn't a sport, that's just to get in shape for water polo (the MOST difficult sport)
Tim Dillon looking like Fat Nicholson on the thumbnail
Tim wants to go swimming with him
At 4:42...David droppin it like its.... Fat.
Tony is just as funny as the "comedian" always on piers Morgan.
Lucas
David getting back in powerlifting? So like getting his arse out of chair?
KZread would not be the same without the comments, sometimes it’s the best part.
Kaylie was the best KT gal ever
Now David smoke's? Is that because it's "cool" now?
You bleed your weight out every month ayoooooo
First I almost kill myself trying to lift weights while listening to Sam Hyde laughing like a psycho now I'm walking around the gym smiling like an idiot getting crazy looks from people because of this video
Ah back when he didnt smoke weed
0:19 David did a pretty good impression of Cam Patterson
@ajrob77
21 күн бұрын
This is WAY before Cam
@blue9multimediagroup
17 күн бұрын
*Kam
David doesn't shut up about cancel culture but censors swear words in his videos
@THE_MZA
28 күн бұрын
he will get demonetized
Swimming is for bed-wetters 😅😂
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
first (non bot) comment ya nerds
@garsleezy
Ай бұрын
I’ve been called a nerd by a bot before so idk
@clayjerry
Ай бұрын
@@garsleezy but have you been called a bot by a nerd before?
@keengkai8175
Ай бұрын
Worse than a bot
@oldmate99
Ай бұрын
you want a wristy?
You probably don't lose weight swimming because you don't sweat in water. I'm just guessing, idk...
@FAMOUSCANADIAN2HLL
Ай бұрын
Believe it or not but swimming is the sport you sweat the most in.
@narcodium
Ай бұрын
Yes you do sweat in water… 🤦♂️
@changotv5847
Ай бұрын
Lol were lucky youre not a scientist, damn 😂😂😂
@WillStephen1977
Ай бұрын
Hahaha
@Mr.3000TX
Ай бұрын
If you ever used swimming as a workout tool, that’s a full body workout
I love how tony makes it seem like because he has a crazy fast metabolism. He must be healthy. I have a crazy fast metabolism to you. I’m pretty sure I’m his same height and I weigh less. I am not healthy.
@rishi474
Ай бұрын
Congrats?
@nickmf22
28 күн бұрын
no one asked dude wtf
You think Tony could be less funny and more awkward maybe? Cuz it's not quite awkward and unfunny enough
Not a good set 🤮