Tim Dillon Proves Swimming is a Useless Sport | Kill Tony Throwback

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Clip from KILL TONY #505 - TIM DILLON
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David Lucas was born in Macon, GA. He started acting an early age, performing in numerous stage plays at the Macon Little Theatre. He relocated to Hollywood where he was a contestant on, “MTV Yo Momma”. He has since written for several television shows and continues to perform stand up all over the country (for such comedians as Louis CK, Erik Griffin, Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub, Tony Hinchcliffe, Bert Kreisher, DL Hughley and many more). David is a Kill Tony Hall of Famer and currently headlining his own tour!
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  • @DavidLucasComedian
    @DavidLucasComedianАй бұрын

    Catch me on tour🎭 Torrance, CA - June 1st Los Angeles, CA - June 2nd*Just Added* Lexington, KY - June 6-8th Naples, FL - June 27-29th Poughkeepsie, NY - July 12-13th Jacksonville, FL - July 18-20th Charles Town, WV - July 27th w/ Hans Kim Springfield, MO - August 2-3rd 🎟️Tickets at www.davidlucascomedy.com

  • @lg6707

    @lg6707

    Ай бұрын

    Yo, you n Tony really got some good laughs outta me first thing I think of is Him under the missletoe LMFAO

  • @lg6707

    @lg6707

    Ай бұрын

    You might need to watch out I think he is back out of the closet after that drama and the roast XD

  • @Doctor-Stoppage

    @Doctor-Stoppage

    19 күн бұрын

    You gottaa hit Tony with some "Dylan Mulvaney" jokes.

  • @toddzillar1
    @toddzillar1Ай бұрын

    It sucks youtube has to treat us all like children with the censorship

  • @infernalsorcery7923

    @infernalsorcery7923

    Ай бұрын

    When society grows up to consider feelings over the facts to the extreme, they value and only consider feelings over facts now. Here we are. People can't scroll, block, close the tab, close the laptop, power off the PC anymore. They are so entirely consumed by the internet that they literally must engage in losing battles until the hole they help themselves dig is impossible. Here we are. Facts over feelings is shunned when it doesn't match someone's personally righteous opinion.

  • @infernalsorcery7923

    @infernalsorcery7923

    Ай бұрын

    When society grows up to consider feelings over the facts to the extreme, they value and only consider feelings over facts now. Here we are. People can't scroll, block, close the tab, close the laptop, power off the PC anymore. They are so entirely consumed by the internet that they literally must engage in losing battles until the hole they help themselves dig is impossible. Here we are. Facts over feelings is shunned when it doesn't match someone's personally righteous opinion.

  • @infernalsorcery7923

    @infernalsorcery7923

    Ай бұрын

    When society grows up to consider feelings over the facts to the extreme, they value and only consider feelings over facts now. Here we are. People can't scroll, block, close the tab, close the laptop, power off the PC anymore. They are so entirely consumed by the internet that they literally must engage in losing battles until the hole they help themselves dig is impossible. Here we are. Facts over feelings is shunned when it doesn't match someone's personally righteous opinion.

  • @elmeatopopsicle3309

    @elmeatopopsicle3309

    Ай бұрын

    They care so much about us #SafeAndEffective

  • @betterdrugsthanyours

    @betterdrugsthanyours

    Ай бұрын

    Can't even say phaguette or regard anymore.

  • @BokeemWoodbeezy
    @BokeemWoodbeezyАй бұрын

    I commented on a video of Kevin Ware’s injury about 10 years ago. He played for Louisville. Next thing, I got an email with a reply and some dude called me a sand n word 🤣🤣🤣🤣. My name is Islamic, but I love bacon 🥓, pork chops, white girls, and I am atheist. I stopped using my real name on here after that. David ain’t lying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cappinaintcuffin
    @cappinaintcuffinАй бұрын

    RIP DOLPH

  • @samguarino6278
    @samguarino627829 күн бұрын

    Thanks for reposting this, it was one of the best back and forths you guys have had.

  • @joshmoxey.
    @joshmoxey.20 күн бұрын

    Bro is so good at roasting 😂😂😂

  • @Edgesofnowhere008

    @Edgesofnowhere008

    13 күн бұрын

    Masterful

  • @augustinebarrett1991
    @augustinebarrett1991Ай бұрын

    Tim is David's older stepbrother 😂

  • @amarbirkumar

    @amarbirkumar

    Ай бұрын

    Haha power duo

  • @johntruxal432

    @johntruxal432

    29 күн бұрын

    Buffets beware...those 2 otw...😂

  • @jaimeepperly7965
    @jaimeepperly7965Ай бұрын

    RIP Dolph.

  • @MyNameJeff..

    @MyNameJeff..

    27 күн бұрын

    Lololol

  • @mlongoria124
    @mlongoria12422 күн бұрын

    RIP Young Dolph

  • @petermozuraitis5219
    @petermozuraitis5219Ай бұрын

    Swimming's pretty good for losing weight, even just being in a pool with cold water your body burns calories to keep your temperature up

  • @negativeindustrial
    @negativeindustrialАй бұрын

    Fucking LOVE Antone’s sandwiches. I want a super-original right now.

  • @PaullHutchh
    @PaullHutchhАй бұрын

    I love when they roast each other 😂😂😭😭

  • @crazyhorse3854
    @crazyhorse385427 күн бұрын

    i dont think there is a better comedy duo than david and tony.

  • @ImMrFrogThisIsMyShow
    @ImMrFrogThisIsMyShowАй бұрын

    LETS GO DAVID LUCAS

  • @mickeyabbot5851
    @mickeyabbot585119 күн бұрын

    R.i.p. Young Dolph

  • @Facepalm710
    @Facepalm71023 күн бұрын

    You’re built like R2D2. I’m dead

  • @Lex-wx3ib

    @Lex-wx3ib

    13 күн бұрын

    hahaha.......Tony is effete like C3PO 🤣

  • @simonlovechild
    @simonlovechildАй бұрын

    Love this guy, when you coming to London dude????

  • @robertfreeman1673
    @robertfreeman1673Ай бұрын

    Tony you gonna come out in your 2 piece ? 😂😂

  • @Scottaaa
    @ScottaaaАй бұрын

    Thanks Mr lucas

  • @user-yf6zz3cl8i
    @user-yf6zz3cl8i7 күн бұрын

    Okay I feel like David Lukas was channeling a bit of Mitch Hedberg in his monologue

  • @Young-NAT-Type
    @Young-NAT-TypeАй бұрын

    RIP dolph

  • @2pacfan56

    @2pacfan56

    Ай бұрын

    The Austrian dude?

  • @TigerHood69

    @TigerHood69

    28 күн бұрын

    @@2pacfan56young dolph

  • @jokerj8989
    @jokerj8989Ай бұрын

    I miss Patrice. I was a late to the party on listening to Opie and Anthony. Always wanted to talk to Patrice. I always have thought that he would set me in the right way with the ladys. David Lucas is a legend as well. I think Patrice would of loved his style. R.i.p to a man who was a rare soul.

  • @sethlyons4485
    @sethlyons448529 күн бұрын

    So weird this exact episode just popped up on recommended for me like 4 days ago

  • @blue9multimediagroup
    @blue9multimediagroup17 күн бұрын

    "YOU SOaB....!!" 😂

  • @crunkalac
    @crunkalac19 күн бұрын

    David Lucas did great

  • @klipser66
    @klipser6617 күн бұрын

    Now that's a Bigga right there 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @deveey
    @deveeyАй бұрын

    hahahahaa LUCASSSSS

  • @Kameleon916
    @Kameleon91622 күн бұрын

    david left the house in yeezys, and show up in d wide skechers 😅😅

  • @MyNameJeff..
    @MyNameJeff..27 күн бұрын

    “Texas Dildo Massacre” had me dying 😂

  • @revelari5250
    @revelari525029 күн бұрын

    RIP YOUNG DOLPH

  • @Crashj7f67h
    @Crashj7f67h28 күн бұрын

    They need to get Tony on Roast Me.

  • @drop605
    @drop605Ай бұрын

    Is no one really going to acknowledge the fact that he said Dolph just performed the other night?

  • @Beezie1991

    @Beezie1991

    21 күн бұрын

    It's a re-post of before he died, I was also confused at first.

  • @TigerHood69
    @TigerHood6928 күн бұрын

    rip Dolph

  • @jeffisaliar
    @jeffisaliarАй бұрын

    That's not possible. Yt takes your comments down with nothing mean in it.

  • @stevendalloesingh

    @stevendalloesingh

    Ай бұрын

    Bro, speak on it!

  • @MM-du7je

    @MM-du7je

    Ай бұрын

    I remember calling people f a g s in the yt comments just a few years ago even.

  • @marc_palasciano
    @marc_palascianoАй бұрын

    That time in America feels like 10 years ago

  • @longtyler182
    @longtyler18227 күн бұрын

    When was this recorded? Young Dolph is dead 👀

  • @Rtyhnn
    @Rtyhnn27 күн бұрын

    David looks like a marie calendars chicken pot pie with dreads

  • @PineappleExpressDank
    @PineappleExpressDankАй бұрын

    Tim like .> on the tony roasts

  • @ImGodTheMaryBanger
    @ImGodTheMaryBangerАй бұрын

    david lucas is one of them comics who when he makes himself laugh makes me laugh even harder. joey diaz gets me with his laugh too lol

  • @hmg9194
    @hmg9194Ай бұрын

    Swimming isn't a sport, that's just to get in shape for water polo (the MOST difficult sport)

  • @withnail-and-i
    @withnail-and-i26 күн бұрын

    Tim Dillon looking like Fat Nicholson on the thumbnail

  • @badnewsjp
    @badnewsjp29 күн бұрын

    Tim wants to go swimming with him

  • @yew2oob954
    @yew2oob95429 күн бұрын

    At 4:42...David droppin it like its.... Fat.

  • @nolancho
    @nolancho27 күн бұрын

    Tony is just as funny as the "comedian" always on piers Morgan.

  • @bitcoinroc3020
    @bitcoinroc3020Ай бұрын

    Lucas

  • @RoBoBOBR
    @RoBoBOBRАй бұрын

    David getting back in powerlifting? So like getting his arse out of chair?

  • @tylerk3616
    @tylerk3616Ай бұрын

    KZread would not be the same without the comments, sometimes it’s the best part.

  • @brandonmacon3317
    @brandonmacon3317Ай бұрын

    Kaylie was the best KT gal ever

  • @brandonmacon3317
    @brandonmacon3317Ай бұрын

    Now David smoke's? Is that because it's "cool" now?

  • @JavierMoreno-my4mg
    @JavierMoreno-my4mgАй бұрын

    You bleed your weight out every month ayoooooo

  • @dailymindvirus
    @dailymindvirus25 күн бұрын

    First I almost kill myself trying to lift weights while listening to Sam Hyde laughing like a psycho now I'm walking around the gym smiling like an idiot getting crazy looks from people because of this video

  • @mrpilkington9710
    @mrpilkington9710Ай бұрын

    Ah back when he didnt smoke weed

  • @SilkyJohnson7
    @SilkyJohnson7Ай бұрын

    0:19 David did a pretty good impression of Cam Patterson

  • @ajrob77

    @ajrob77

    21 күн бұрын

    This is WAY before Cam

  • @blue9multimediagroup

    @blue9multimediagroup

    17 күн бұрын

    *Kam

  • @EfBEye888
    @EfBEye888Ай бұрын

    David doesn't shut up about cancel culture but censors swear words in his videos

  • @THE_MZA

    @THE_MZA

    28 күн бұрын

    he will get demonetized

  • @StropicalStrap
    @StropicalStrap23 күн бұрын

    Swimming is for bed-wetters 😅😂

  • @sandyc6569
    @sandyc6569Ай бұрын

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @clayjerry
    @clayjerryАй бұрын

    first (non bot) comment ya nerds

  • @garsleezy

    @garsleezy

    Ай бұрын

    I’ve been called a nerd by a bot before so idk

  • @clayjerry

    @clayjerry

    Ай бұрын

    @@garsleezy but have you been called a bot by a nerd before?

  • @keengkai8175

    @keengkai8175

    Ай бұрын

    Worse than a bot

  • @oldmate99

    @oldmate99

    Ай бұрын

    you want a wristy?

  • @BettyWhite2171
    @BettyWhite2171Ай бұрын

    You probably don't lose weight swimming because you don't sweat in water. I'm just guessing, idk...

  • @FAMOUSCANADIAN2HLL

    @FAMOUSCANADIAN2HLL

    Ай бұрын

    Believe it or not but swimming is the sport you sweat the most in.

  • @narcodium

    @narcodium

    Ай бұрын

    Yes you do sweat in water… 🤦‍♂️

  • @changotv5847

    @changotv5847

    Ай бұрын

    Lol were lucky youre not a scientist, damn 😂😂😂

  • @WillStephen1977

    @WillStephen1977

    Ай бұрын

    Hahaha

  • @Mr.3000TX

    @Mr.3000TX

    Ай бұрын

    If you ever used swimming as a workout tool, that’s a full body workout

  • @bochapman1058
    @bochapman1058Ай бұрын

    I love how tony makes it seem like because he has a crazy fast metabolism. He must be healthy. I have a crazy fast metabolism to you. I’m pretty sure I’m his same height and I weigh less. I am not healthy.

  • @rishi474

    @rishi474

    Ай бұрын

    Congrats?

  • @nickmf22

    @nickmf22

    28 күн бұрын

    no one asked dude wtf

  • @franfranfrancis
    @franfranfrancis28 күн бұрын

    You think Tony could be less funny and more awkward maybe? Cuz it's not quite awkward and unfunny enough

  • @orionsofamous
    @orionsofamous19 күн бұрын

    Not a good set 🤮

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