"You look like you cried when Aaron Carter died" bahahaha holy shit. Pure gold.

@SIKE01

Жыл бұрын

he's the only one that did🥲

@homealone5087

Жыл бұрын

Aaron Carter is dead? Oh shit that crazy ass died in his bathtub

@sjadev

10 ай бұрын

Ryan totally missed an opportunity to come back at David with an “I want candy” joke.

@scg81790

Ай бұрын

I almost did. We all failed him.

Ryan deserves the heat here for interrupting all of David’s punch lines

@PowuhToSeven

7 ай бұрын

I thought they were gonna mention it. He was only talking to stomp all over Lucas' jokes. Bad form.

@toreba

7 ай бұрын

Bro his jokes are cringy

@tclyde865

7 ай бұрын

He got a few good ones in there none of em made me laugh though. His delivery is just off

The Tony sitting on a stump and telling how old it was joke had me choking on my tea

@Ajaxx47

Жыл бұрын

Bro I was just gonna comment that, honestly the first comeback joke I’ve heard in a long ass time that made me laugh out loud hysterically

@bobbosworld6795

Жыл бұрын

Choking on my tears* you mean. From crying laughing lmfao

@emoryolsoff96

Жыл бұрын

FR holy cow I haven't laughed so hard in a long time

@JJWalters

Жыл бұрын

Was the Aaron Carter died joke for me. David is a roast comedy machine

@thehumandrive

Жыл бұрын

that part sent me over the edge lol fucking hilarious moment

The stump joke is one of the funniest things of all time

@robtriton

Жыл бұрын

Literally crying laughing!!!! He's a roast champ!

@triptank7857

Жыл бұрын

100% 🤣👌

@mangaas

11 ай бұрын

It's a re-packaged lollipop joke, that everyone used to make about Tony for being a closeted gay. It was always in the comments when he was on JRE. Man... comedy is dead, just a bunch of hacks stealing old memes and farming the internet for jokes.

@ondemandslapperandclapper

10 ай бұрын

@@mangaasboooo

@Taureg

10 ай бұрын

@@mangaasWell said, thats an old joke

“Tony you can sit on a stump and tell us how old that tree was” I haven’t belly laughed like that in a while

I feel so bad for ryan he bombed harder than anyone in human history

@HillcrestGames

Жыл бұрын

He was probably fucked up, probably his fault.

@rocksolid8643

Жыл бұрын

True but the crowd wasn't throwing him any bones

@tpl1339

Жыл бұрын

@@rocksolid8643 how could they those jokes were insanely bad

@rocksolid8643

Жыл бұрын

Most of the jokes are bad. It only matters if the crowd laughs

@nurobeatz

Жыл бұрын

Made Adam Ray look funny.

Ryan Long visibly crying inside for the large parts of this was funny

David and tony are so quick with their rebuttals it’s actually pure genius. It’s so cool to listen to

@slippi2476

Жыл бұрын

that diabetes stump rebuttle to one of the best roasts ever was seriously something to behold xD

Can’t believe Ryan tried to roast David with those long winded pre written jokes…. 😂

@Splatteringram

Жыл бұрын

I love how David clocked him for it too

Felt so bad for Ryan. He was definitely having an off night and he caught all the smoke lmfao

@theohuioiesin6519

Жыл бұрын

Bombing is also funny. Just in a very different way.

@youlig1

Жыл бұрын

@@theohuioiesin6519 Yes sometimes. But Ryan kept saying stuff the same way. That made it painful to watch for me personally. i like Ryan's podcast and stand up. but this episode was just painfully bad for me. he should have just stopped saying stuff at any point

@jjkenneth2468

Жыл бұрын

Off night ? he’s a redbar fool

@Tiddyliterature

Жыл бұрын

@@youlig1he’s a goddamn soldier that’s why he kept goin on. He’s relentless even when he should probably give up.

@iGigaCow

Жыл бұрын

@@Tiddyliterature true that. Bomb or not gotta give him credit for maintaining face and trying.

The stump joke was the best thing I’ve heard in awhile 😂

@gordonsmith5589

17 күн бұрын

Old joke

Ryan looks straight at his written material on his phone as soon as Lucas is announced 🤣🤣🤣 he thought he was ready 🤣 🤣🤣

David was unstoppable and on point, this is def one of my favorite sets from him on this show

@darthkrator9366

Жыл бұрын

Tony told him not to roast the guests but Ryan definitely deserved it especially cuz he kept cutting Tony off, and David knew that!!!

David looking like Ceelo no greens.

@jamescurran6277

Жыл бұрын

Goddamn that's good.

@Grey_mind

Жыл бұрын

Nice😂

I literally applauded at the stump joke!!! That was creative af 😂

@Taureg

10 ай бұрын

thank you are an idiot, its an old roast joke

That dude is a regular guest, but he didn't know how the roast game works. Therefore he got blasted into the heavens by David. Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

When he said "You look like you cried, when Aaorn Carter died" , I lost it. 🤣🤣

The more I watch these the more respect I have for Tony, he's actually the best roaster

You know its good when you start feeling bad for them 🤣

@whodis000

Жыл бұрын

I didn't watch this episode in it's entirety but he looks weirdly uncomfortable like he's scared of a black guy 😂 I might be wrong he might have been just having a bad night but he just seems uncomfortable around black people

@bryankowalczyk3982

Жыл бұрын

@@whodis000 tbh that's a very weird take that shit never would of even came to my head lol I think it was more likely he was coked out, then your theory

@jerichojones2722

Жыл бұрын

@@bryankowalczyk3982 yeah he seemed off. i know coke doesnt do anything for my creative juices lol. just makes me more confident about spouting bull shit

@Splatteringram

Жыл бұрын

Trueeeee 🤣🤣🤣

“You can sit on a tree stump and tell us how old it is” lmaooo damnnn that gave me roast me vibes haha great work man

@nicholasdiaz7920

Жыл бұрын

That’s the same vibe I got !!!! That joke would’ve been for Billy sorrells

"He looks like Patrick, I mean Patrice, O'neal" - Ryan stepped on his own joke as he was saying it...

@reflect_earth

Жыл бұрын

he didn't even say "I mean". Patrick "Patrice" O'neal, as if that's his full name. obviously not on purpose but still painful

@j69199

Жыл бұрын

If he said i hope u end up like Patrice O'Neal too that might've redeemed him 😆

@andreaholcock8992

11 ай бұрын

@@j69199naw it would have bombed like every other thing he said lol

@magos_0083

11 ай бұрын

@@andreaholcock8992lmao

David Lucas spends 5 minutes on his set and the rest of the week thinking of jokes to roast Tony with

@whodis000

Жыл бұрын

😭😭😂 so true, he goes in on tony straight away

@tralalalatrollin

Жыл бұрын

Its on sight on the spot. His roasts arent written

@TarantinosChin

9 ай бұрын

@@tralalalatrollinpeople hate on talent, it’s a human flaw

I love how Tony gathered the loud table & Ryan when he tried to step all over David’s jokes! 👏🏾👏🏾

I love how Tony always just says “actually I do do that”

I've never heard of David Lucas until an hour ago. This is my second video.... instant fan! Seriously, I've laughed in this video more than4 seasons' worth of SNL.

@slippi2476

Жыл бұрын

not saying much lol

@malcolmcooks9772

Жыл бұрын

He'll be a great writer for SNL

Just because you’re sitting next to Tony doesn’t mean your immune to bombing

@passportstampin

Жыл бұрын

Why is you + are so hard for so many people? It’s you’re*.

@bryankowalczyk3982

Жыл бұрын

@@passportstampin he was right the first one, could of been spell check. Relax.

Tony’s got three responses “omg” , “that is true I actually do that” , “ I love it”

@DRED1224

Жыл бұрын

"How dare u"

That whole show Ryan was terrified every time another comedian was being introduced 😂😂

Glad David stuck it to Ryan Long trying to hard David was a shark in the water and Ryan was a bleeding seal lmao

Its funny how comedians turn to their drinks when David roasts them 😂

"it's like beetlejuice" KILLS😂

Haha man, I'm glad you uploaded this, the king of roasting for real, you killed those guys.

You absolutely killed it!

Damn. I’ve watched a lot of these videos of David on Kill Tony, and this was the best one. Good lord. Unstoppable force. I was dying laughing

The great boo kapone once said, THEY HAVE TO GREASE YOUR SIDES DOWN AND KICK YOU THROUGH THE DOOR 😂

You're the only comic that makes me laugh out loud joke after joke. You're incredible bro!

That Aaron Carter and Tree Stump joke are some of the best things I’ve heard man 😂gosssshhhh

GOAT I still believe David deserves a perma spot on that table

That tree stump joke was brought to you by David’s Roast Me: Battlegrounds experience 🤞🏽😂😂😂

You always do the work my guy love the show but when you are there it hits different never change dude

This was some of your best stuff yet.

Man that min tonight was f'n killer, funny as hell! Your always original and hilarious became one of my favorite comedians in less than a year hands down

These Tony and David roasts are becoming truly legendary. Hilarious

@ARSENICKMUSIC

Жыл бұрын

They truly are. David constantly makes fun of Tony appearing gay and Tony constantly makes fun of David being fat. The incredible variation of those two topics just displays how creative and quick-witted these guys are !

@Syte425

Жыл бұрын

@@ARSENICKMUSIC 💯

First KZread video where I had to pause because I could not breathe from laughing, fucking love this man, hilarious

The way you and William shut Ryan down with his attempt at insults was hilarious .

I have been watching David Lucas and Tony clips tor the last 20hrs! 😂😂😂😂. I cant get enough: 😂😂

I will never get tired watching David Lucas roasting tf out of people, this man is quickly reaching the height of his comedic powers

this shit had me crying 😂😂😂 yall went in!

truly appreciate how much you enjoyed this david haha

Bruh I would listen to you and Tony go at for hours

@andreaholcock8992

11 ай бұрын

Phrasing!

I fucking love Ryan long and david so this was a huge treat. Every single time I'm never disappointed. The energy man.

6:06 "Gay jokes are his bread and butter, which is also his bread and butter. I've been sitting in that on for years." Sums up every Tony/David interaction.

Hahaha! "Mt. Vesuvius!" That was hilarious!

To be fair Ryan had some great lines during the show but David shook Ryan to his core and he bombed a lot after this. David out here taking souls

@DankSwegSkuxxXhayel

Жыл бұрын

No he didn't... He stepped on jokes the whole night and sat there trying too hard to be funny, nothing he said got a genuine laugh out of the room...

@Ryo7_7

Жыл бұрын

😂

@tatooine_dream

Жыл бұрын

'great lines' okey dokey

@jeremym1288

Жыл бұрын

True. But when David came at him, Ryan stepped on his own jokes...

@smithers9155

Жыл бұрын

@@DankSwegSkuxxXhayel he got a few big laughs from the room and had Tony laughing. Before David roasted him. Go watch the episode again

Strawberry shortcake, sweet potato pie 😂😂😂😂

@MrBibb-ig3bn

Жыл бұрын

Now David Lucas is ready to ride☠️

@stephennewman5936

Жыл бұрын

Apple turnover, fist full of fries…

Probably Theeee best ‘kill tony’ I’ve ever seen todate 💯🇺🇸😅😂🤣

@alphakennyone8

Жыл бұрын

I disagree the guests were.. smh

@napu2652

Жыл бұрын

@@alphakennyone8 I agree, because I’ve never seen a ‘kill tony’ episode without any guests and/or tony by himself

He’s so perfect!! Love this guy! Not many comics can think on their feet like him!😊😅

I stay rewatching these like it’s my first time

DAVID LUCAS IS HERE

The crazy part is... if you watch Roast Me, it becomes obvious how crazy good the competition is.

@Musashi_Sheedo13

Жыл бұрын

Facts

@konflicted1729

5 ай бұрын

Not the watch

Damn… David continues his rise to stardom. Shit was dumb funny

"Throw in the towel Mickey!" 🤣🤣🤣 Poor Ryan

The response time from David is incredible

love it, comes up with burns that literally make no sense and are out and out insanely hilarious ..the master.

One of your funniest segments, shit has my dying

David a savage for the @ This roast was 🔥

U da man Lucas. Keep keeping it real!

Fire bro had me rolling

Haha david constantly laughs at his own jokes, which makes it funnier

U da best at roasting hands down

Tony became a 10x better roaster I think it’s because of David he stepped up

Always hilarious 😂😂

Everytime I watch a David Lucas video I can always count on him to start off saying “yyeeeaaaaaaaaaa”

Ryan Long got eviscerated on this one.

“I’m 0 for 2 with David Lucas” 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

Holy shit David is becoming my favorite comedian right now he’s finally found is groove

Easily your best work on kill tony. Dawwwg I was in tears I woke my fucking son up laughing so loud 😂😂😂

@cmartin6109

Жыл бұрын

YES

Lol Ryan long BOMBED!! You could see how nervous he is though

Oh my lord. Ryan did end up looking super uncomfortable

You were on point bro that was fire

The tree stump joke fuckin killed me😭🤣

That Aaron Carter line was comedy

😂😂😂😂 best roaster of all time !

Jesus Christ Ryan Long getting eviscerated by David Lucas was like hearing Patrice tear into Voss back in the day.

*LOL next time Billy Sorrels sees David Lucas on Roast Me:* "That's what you be saying on the weekends, 'coming to the stage, Tony Hinchcliffe!'"

The best in the game now!!

RIP Ryan lol I still love your work. That guess was really quick and probably super prepared for this shit 😂

Bro you funny AF 😂

I’m dying!!!😂😂

Yes David! You absolutely destroyed him!

My brother told me about Kill Tony last week....now I am about 1,500 hrs deep into listening to David Lucas roast everyone.

damn you had to @ him in the title 😂😂

2:52 I think Ryan actually had the best joke of the segment...

@shangee2275

8 ай бұрын

It was too wordy. He should've just said Chik Fillet is closed Sunday cause you eat there Saturday.

David's brain needs to be studied 😂😂 like holy fuck this guy is great

That stump joke man 😂

Best set yet by far

A human daddy long leg spider 😂😂😂

I fucking love David and Tony’s relationship

I farted from laughing so hard at the Aaron Carter part 🤣

That was so funny!