Tim Dillon - Episode 288: Death of A Salesman | Bottom of The Tank
Another classic audio-only episode of Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank Podcast is now available to watch-- it's Bottom of The Tank with comedian and podcast host Tim Dillon! Originally released on December 21, 2016, Tim tells Ari all about his former life in sales. This is Skeptic Tank Episode 288: Death of A Salesman with Tim Dillon.
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Original Episode Notes:
Tim Dillon came to my apartment to tell me about his former life in sales. He's sold everything. From mortgages to office equipment to a history of New York. Tim has hilarious stories about all of it. Fun, fun, fun podcast.
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Listen to the original audio episode:
Spotify: spoti.fi/3jMnPKA | Apple: apple.co/3iGEYWW
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Visuals:
Hugh McKinnon - @by.hugh - Illustration
Matt Price - @madebyprice - Animation
Steve Torelli - @Torellipics - Show Poster
Chris B. - @purplestorkmedia - Lofi Ari Concept
Becky Rodriguez - remember2behapp... - Production
Marisa Pellegrino - @marisa_pellegrino - Editing
Music:
“Copyright”
Written & Performed by: Pepper Goins, Krohn Studios, Fartmouth Podcast
"Ari Shaffir Owns This Song"
Written by: Pepper Goins
Performed by Raelyn Nelson - @RaelynNelsonBand
Shout out @LofiGirl
Пікірлер: 396
Pov: you’re Tim’s fan paying this podcast a visit
@Melon-Lord
3 жыл бұрын
Tim fan here. Really liked the intro song, do you know who owns it?
@Xr3737
3 жыл бұрын
@@Melon-Lord someone who's good at telling jokes.
@Ericmcdonkey
3 жыл бұрын
Fan of both but couldn't have clicked any faster when it popped up
@Kyubii9
3 жыл бұрын
yes or yes !?
@wch7251
3 жыл бұрын
Show ari some love
It was super nice for the biggest podcaster in the world to do this for ari.
@mr.xfookmesillyx3149
3 жыл бұрын
Like physically big?
@AdamThoba2
3 жыл бұрын
thing is risk factor. Tim says half jokin with Ben on why Spotify hasn't given him 100Million like Joe, (to talk about bigfoot). I am on Tims side, but the investors are not happy with Tim's mental state, they think he will no show, or say something that will get them frequent gov' visits. I mean, he might be the best, and a rising personality - i just hope he doesn't faze out by the time he is 40 in 2025
@thilde007
3 жыл бұрын
This came out in 2016
@ck2394
3 жыл бұрын
@@AdamThoba2 tims "been on rogies 8 times, a 9th time won't do much"
@brickandmorty7624
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard he’s even bigger than rogan. He even drove out rogan from LA
Tim starts around 12:30
@jaym2111
3 жыл бұрын
🤝
@mynameisjeffbruhfartrealtr654
3 жыл бұрын
king
@stevenjm12
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks nigga
@fourgoose3878
3 жыл бұрын
My guy
@Prometheushighaf
3 жыл бұрын
F yeh
God, so glad to get an extra tim dillion episode this week
@travissoff7300
3 жыл бұрын
Same. Life is good. Going fishing for 9 days on the Columbia bay tomorrow night and there is hardly any coverage. So it's nice to get a little something something.
@littledipper9702
3 жыл бұрын
It's an old ep m8
@MySundaybmx
3 жыл бұрын
@@littledipper9702 new to me
@lucianboar3489
3 жыл бұрын
Tim sounds so young and wide eyed :)
@JessicaSmith-yg9cn
3 жыл бұрын
I miss old broke AF Tim. I love rich and famous Tim too but he was at his finest when he was in the struggle like the rest of us.
I love the juxtaposition of such a slender, hetero guy, and Ari Shaffir.
@snoogcity
3 жыл бұрын
I got it 🤣
@tolpacourt
3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@milesjobrani9394
Жыл бұрын
Ya did the joke backwards
After listening to this, I truly believe the biggest victim over the last 5 years has been Tim’s vocal chords.
@johnd2149
3 жыл бұрын
He sounds like a small little sweet boy only four years ago
@Giovanni-nj1xo
3 жыл бұрын
@@johnd2149 Go about eight or nine years back and you can here his flaming gay voice.
@juniorsanchez7441
3 жыл бұрын
@@Giovanni-nj1xo any links u can share?
@Giovanni-nj1xo
3 жыл бұрын
@@juniorsanchez7441 I’ll see if I can find the old stuff.
@Giovanni-nj1xo
3 жыл бұрын
@@juniorsanchez7441 Hard to find some of his older stuff. This is the closest I could find to his gay voice. kzread.info/dash/bejne/rJiMpqqwnZqxhrQ.html
One hour and five minutes in, they were totally right about iPhone prices. People were saying an iPhone made in the USA would cost $1000. Well, now it costs $1000, made in China, and people are still buying it.
@spsawyer22
3 жыл бұрын
I laughed and laughed when I first heard about "leasing a phone". Like...it's a car or house now? Sadly, yes.
@luket1815
3 жыл бұрын
@@spsawyer22 Il stick with my 30 quid 10 year old samsung flip phone. It texts and makes calls, everything a phone needs.
@DannySullivanMusic
2 жыл бұрын
your comment is unequivocally true!!
@mattbradey9303
2 жыл бұрын
And what US companies needed to do was keep the jobs in the US pay them well then they could afford to pay more. Henry Ford understood this and paid his employees extremely well…why…so they could afford to buy a fors
Tim Dillon is my favorite! I'll watch anything he participates in. Please bring him back as much as possible
@Xr3737
3 жыл бұрын
this was 5 years ago
LOL. Tim is not conservative. If he is, he's deeply deeply more tolerable than most any other conservative comedian I've listened to.....
@bsauced
3 жыл бұрын
He constantly voices his support for universal healthcare so he definitely is not.
@JessicaSmith-yg9cn
3 жыл бұрын
He’s not conservative at all.
@alexMendoza-wl5oj
2 жыл бұрын
He wants basic healthcare for everyone for CHRIST SAKE! And even then the conservative party is much more moderate compared to 20 years ago.
This was from when Kobe was still alive. You know that because Ari still has a show to plug.
@DannySullivanMusic
3 жыл бұрын
lol man perfect
@gabrielsilvas692
3 жыл бұрын
He didnt cancelled for it which is amazing lol
@Derek_Keenan
6 ай бұрын
his show got cancelled long before the kobe thing...
@gleb3841
6 ай бұрын
@@Derek_Keenan you mean they foresaw his whole Kobe debacle?
@Derek_Keenan
6 ай бұрын
@@gleb3841 yes comedy central employs gypsies
Bill Hicks turned into Alex Jones Then cloned himself Then made his clone gay This clone is now the person we know as Tim Dillon.
@fascisthippy9307
3 жыл бұрын
Yes and yes
@rawr4444
3 жыл бұрын
@@fascisthippy9307 and yes
POV: You’ve been listening to both Ari and Tim and stumble upon some gold. 🙏🏼
Tim always finds a way to be hilarious and informative at the same time
This Podcast was "grotesque" I mean "truly" "yes or yes"?!?
@rigobertohidalgo2487
3 жыл бұрын
Are you French or just Canadian?
@lunarvania8073
3 жыл бұрын
@@rigobertohidalgo2487 Hahah not sure what that has to do with literally anything but ill be a good sport...Im actually French Canadian! Good guess!
Tim needs to start a masterclass for negotiating.
@alfredocastro3071
3 жыл бұрын
yes or yes
I learned more in this one podcast than I did in my entire year of economics.
@hypno5690
3 жыл бұрын
Should have gone to class then fucks sake
@jodrizzly1766
3 жыл бұрын
@@hypno5690 sure.
Lmao. Never hated myself more than when I was a car salesman. I literally quit and decided “fuck this I gotta learn how to work with my hands”
@troy8423
3 жыл бұрын
The best thing I can tell you is that having a salesman as a dad is sooo cringe. Thanks for being brave! We need yall
@troy8423
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t mean we need more laborers I mean we need more conscious fathers
what a treat. its awesome to hear ol'timmy recite from John Prine.
As a used car dealer I love this
Tim's New York accent is SO thick this episode
@DannySullivanMusic
3 жыл бұрын
certainly magnificent there are some people who ascertain the facts
tim dillons mortage sales experience needs to be a movie. i believe he's talked about pitching it before
@rawr4444
3 жыл бұрын
he has, it will probably happen in a few years when he has blown up more! i hope, anyway
I put up with that horrendous intro for my boy Timmy D.
Listening to podcasts hearing people talk before the pandemic is similar to watching something old where they don't realize how big of an impact the internet would change everything. There should be a word for it, tech-nostalgia or pandemic-ostalgia.
I thought the reparations for the holocaust is literally Israel
@lucianboar3489
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah...but probably they were on their way to independence even if Hitler would have hated them in a less organised way, kind of like what he did to a lot of Slavs. Maybe wouldn't have been as strong as it is.
Just when I think I couldn’t like Tim more, he recites a John Prine song. my man
Why release a 6 year old podcast now?
@CM-ou1lx
3 жыл бұрын
21-16=6
@rawr4444
3 жыл бұрын
$_$ 🤑 $_$
@946giovanni
2 жыл бұрын
Not complaining at all, this pod was fun
@Derek_Keenan
6 ай бұрын
why not
Literally didn't know until the very end when he said the old podcasts name that this was from 2016...oh well lol
love the podcast i just wish we could see youre beautiful faces
@roymakescomics
3 жыл бұрын
Old ass episode, probably doesn't have the video for it anymore.
@BlazRa
3 жыл бұрын
I don't mind no video If I'm doing something but I'm currently sitting down waiting for my dinner to finish cooking I kind of want something to look at
@nodiggity9472
3 жыл бұрын
@@BlazRa Look at your dinner as it cooks.
@spencerjames5271
3 жыл бұрын
@T Patrick I’m not sorry
This one is probably going to be my favorite🙌
The rat in the wall at 17:09 is just one of Aris jewish friends in his true form 😅😂😂😂😂 I'm joking!!! Oy Vey!! 😂😂
Hearing him talk about the GFC was a great surprise. He explains it all perfectly. Here we are in 2023 standing on the cliff again.
We want video give the people what they want. Still love this podcast ❤️
This is hands down the best time Tim Dillon has ever been interviewed. You get to relive his life through his answers and it’s hilarious the entire time. Him and Ari are on the same wavelength.
1:19:49 this is THE WOLF OF WALL STREET the exact plot, after Belfort goes to that small plaza. Ari or Tim didn't make the connection, yes Wolf was wall and stocks, Tim was main street mortgage.
@Derek_Keenan
6 ай бұрын
the cum pig of main street
I did excitedly click on this episode for Tim, but I’ve actually watched a few of Ari’s episodes with other people recently and he’s putting out some really solid stuff. The Big Jay episode is a super good one
Are all his openings that painful?
Ari Shaffir owns this song, y'all.
Man this is a great episode even 5 years old
1:20:30 wow I've never heard that story of how exactly Tim got started selling mortgages. The legend! Maybe it's not true but somehow i don't doubt it. At least it could be true for sure!
52:00 wow speaks to tims quality as a public speaker/entertainer when being a tour bus guide in NYC makes people look you up and come to shows later
This was a great podcast, thank you both
Life in the big city
@tolpacourt
3 жыл бұрын
Life in the big city sucks.
EPISODE STARTS @ 12:32
@Derek_Keenan
6 ай бұрын
you posted this a year too late...
Its crazy how much good podcast content there is from Tim.
2016 Tim is elite
Ari 2016: A lot of famous people dead this year 2022: Comedians I'm coming for you! RIP to them all
Im here for the fake business
if Ari was half as good at podcasting as he is at dosing his buddies I'd subscribe
I was working at a fuckin mattress firm in NJ the first time I heard this. Completely changed my life dog. Gonna miss the podcast my friend 🫡
Insane releases dude
@jesperwarburg1237
3 жыл бұрын
That's what she said...
Greeting from Texas Ari, I love your podcast
48:00 "I was dating.....err... someone was dating one of the Olson twins..." ???? Lolol
53:50 saudis with a lot of money oh yeah. i remember hearing stories of rich saudis during a local event here in the VIP section literally throwing stacks of $100 bills around the room for the waiters etc to pick up
Oh yesssss this is gonna be good
The video is hilarious 😂🤣
I do the Facebook Birthday thing too. then snooze friends for 30 days.. its like a thing now I look forward to doing. WHO IS UP THIS WEEK?
Loved to see video. 😌
I’ve heard Tim talk about his old mortgage days plenty of times, but he’s never broke the 💲 down like this!
Clicked on this before I realized it had Ari Shaffir, fs now I will have to clear my KZread recommendeds
this was recorded before the tragic tweeting accident
Great pod!
Great show..had a blast
Originally released on December 21, 2016,
Tim got COVID from his pen pal I wish him well
haha, those photos look like those of Tim from his tour bus days...how I wish I could ride on one of those with him as the guide today
podcast gold. Ari the Great! Tim Dillon! I love those financial stories.
123:35... Nailed it... Selling an invisible product
If only this was actual video
When Tim Dillon gets caught doing a 2 hr+ podcast not for his fans…
How long ago was this recorded lololol
@Derek_Keenan
6 ай бұрын
rtfd
RIP John Prine
1:20:00 this is literally the wolf of wall street phone call scene
STARTS AT 12:25
It sounds like Ari isn't speaking into his microphone. For the most part it's hard to hear him compared to Tim
@godsmarine5734
3 жыл бұрын
He's such a good host, he gave tim the working mic
Timothy delivering the goods as usual
looks like somebody's previous guest is getting enough attention to reupload their podcast lolloo
@DannySullivanMusic
3 жыл бұрын
jhaha dude awesome
Take a step back. Glad it doesn't smell like fish. Maybe I'll just challenge myself to hot dog hierarchy
Love Sales stories:)
Blessed be.
Is there a video version of this pod anywhere??
@Derek_Keenan
6 ай бұрын
no
Hopefully this is better than the last one and Tim isn't dying to leave by the end.
Oldie but a goodie!!
Dude Fuck yeah
Only here for TD
70k subs 🤭
Ari your opening bit was some of the funniest shit ive heard in years no joke haha
Ari had better music than the billboard 100
Timmy has gotten blonder in his old age.
@krikeydial3430
3 жыл бұрын
Spoon Magic Spoon!!!
@nodiggity9472
3 жыл бұрын
And thinner.
Ari shaffir owns this song, a perfect take over Candidate for Tim Dillon's fake business
Best of luck to Earl Schaefer but he's got a lot to learn from Tim on being interesting.
mentioning marin county damn right.
I would love Jonathan Pageau on here. He’s not funny, but he’s super interesting
Tim Dillon travels with a meatloaf in his suitcase. Tim Dillon was traumatized as a child at the circus when he saw the elephants’ penis in proportion to its body size. Tim Dillon has open invitations to never return to many places. Tim Dillon was warmly greeted one time.
wow from 2016? crazy to hear the old timmer
Damn this is an old one
@joshwhite5407
3 жыл бұрын
Erroneous! Great surname
NYC is still a "fur trading outpost", and by "fur trading", I mean lesbians.
When was this recorded?
@sk8trryan1997
3 жыл бұрын
2016
Love the intro song
The prophetic words of the wise and powerful Tim J Dillon. 😍
This graphic design is legit
@tnntlmmn277
3 жыл бұрын
easy to please