"The definition of insanity is to do the same thing over expecting different results". I think that's the one you were looking for Kris!

@sinmethodical1837

Жыл бұрын

There we go. I didn't have to go through the 1000 comments to find this before giving up and putting it my self:)

@gamingwithmalachai7959

Жыл бұрын

@@sinmethodical1837 same

@mukke9728

Жыл бұрын

Probably from Rita Mae Brown by the way and not from Albert Einstein.

@SaruCharmed

Жыл бұрын

Was coming here to say that, lol

@HadarCo

Жыл бұрын

Wanted to write it too but you beat me to it. S/O to Einstein 🤘🏻

This woman is my current definition of humor and happiness.

@aidanpretty1051

Жыл бұрын

Same, I wonder what my life would look like without her as my daily does of happiness

@DanielleBellyNJRealtor

Жыл бұрын

Oh good. I can pose for modeling Now!❤😂

@agnesgallagherthompson9946

Жыл бұрын

Isn't she everyones

@autumncoyotefoot6833

Жыл бұрын

Your username is the definition of my happiness ❤

@robins_molotov

Жыл бұрын

@@autumncoyotefoot6833 ty

Thank you Kris for pointing out that impulsive thoughts aren't intrusive thoughts. I have OCD and my intrusive thoughts are, like most other people with OCD experience, violent and disturbing. They're not "hehe imma stick my hand in this" no it's awful shit that we don't even want to talk about half the time.

@myopinion69420

6 ай бұрын

"hehe imma stick my hand in this" I mean it could be, if "this" is a deep fryer or something...

@KLO_Barrelracing

4 ай бұрын

@@myopinion69420or a blender full of boiling water totally didn’t think about this today:)

@Ameliaaagh

2 ай бұрын

Yeah it's not like 'haha what if I just shouted EGG right now hahaha' it's usually absolutely horrific

@Ameliaaagh

2 ай бұрын

I get both so I know the distinction and I sometimes act on impulses but I never act on intrusive thoughts

I like how Kris talks about the misuse of intrusive thoughts on TikTok. Not that many people know about the difference between intrusive and impulsive, so it’s nice she decided to take the time and talk about it.

I am so proud of Kris for “shearing” her fear of lawn tools. It’s a “mow”-mentous occasion and should be recorded so that all those with similar fears can “weed” about it.

@Mr0Confuzed

Жыл бұрын

Decided to live up to your name today huh?

@isaacolukanni

Жыл бұрын

@@Mr0Confuzed 🤣🤣🤣

@Clover41212

Жыл бұрын

i want to liked ur comment but u have 123 likes

@isaacolukanni

Жыл бұрын

@@s.bgaming6134 Bro, it's a pun.

@KILLKID100

Жыл бұрын

@@s.bgaming6134 *offense

9:02 that kid was prepared for some EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

@cheze-oy7xp

Ай бұрын

It's for seizures. LOL, it's to protect the kids head.

Me watching it in 2024❤

@Francis-mq8so

2 ай бұрын

Ayy me too

@ElementalPets145

2 ай бұрын

@@Francis-mq8so WAIT U ALSO WATCH MURDER DRONES R U EXCITED FOR EPISODE 7?!!?😆😆😆BC I AM🥹😆😆😆💅

@Clew_Amv.

21 күн бұрын

Same

@Brandilee80

20 күн бұрын

Same 😂

@EviMartens

20 күн бұрын

Me too 😂

Jay is outdoing himself with all of these edits. It all started with Kris Reads Screens and now he’s just making new edits for every single new video. You’re an amazing editor, Jay! Keep up the good work! 😊💖💖💕💕💕

@Iamdeadinsid142

Жыл бұрын

Finally, someone who appreciates jay-

@kee2791

Жыл бұрын

Actually good to see, not many people show appreciation for the editor behind the KZreadr, I’ll be honest I’m guilty of it and haven’t really thought much about whose editing the video which is of itself a lot of work too, they are a great team and work well together

THANK YOU Kris for correcting the intrusive/impulsive thought tiktok!! Its so nice seeing people with followings acknowledge that intrusive thoughts SUCK and they arent the silly meme-y impulsive thoughts people share over the internet 💜💜💜💜

6:19 i feel called out…

When the world calls us ugly, you make us feel pretty with your compliments. I really needed it today, thank you.

BRO- 6:10 CAUGHT ME OFF GAURD- I LOOKED AWAY FROM MY SCREEN FOR A SECOND- LOLL🤣🤣

@Areyou_bored

Жыл бұрын

Hmm...How abouttt- NahHhHhHH Cause me and you both know...there is no prize😔

I love how the editor has just as much as fun as she does

@brightonboy191

Жыл бұрын

Haha😂 ur so punny

@Avery_JH

Жыл бұрын

Jay? he has a name you know 😕

@Oofthepoof

11 ай бұрын

It's not any Editor it's, ✨JAY✨

@truecrimenwine489

10 ай бұрын

Ummmm he has a name.... If you don't know Jay's name you don't deserve to know anything...😮

@Gacha_Gurlies

5 ай бұрын

@@truecrimenwine489chill out they could just be new to kris’s channel

Me being pregnant, currently next to a toilet throwing up, and laughing with Kris cause she keeps me smiling ☺️ 😂 love ya Kris!

@nowitchisanisland

Жыл бұрын

Pregnant here too, feeling sick and laughing along to this video as well 😅 hope you feel better soon, wishing the best to you and your baby!

@chiggy.pig7

Жыл бұрын

@@nowitchisanisland you too!

@mickay1970

Жыл бұрын

Why all y’all been creamed in tf

@wys.tianax

Жыл бұрын

Aweee that's so cute!!- im sure the baby will be as beautiful as you!- (I know ur throwing up and that's the terrible part-)

@wys.tianax

Жыл бұрын

I was pregnant at 16, but decided to abort the poor kid, which made me feel so bad but I couldn't through my life away- sadly I have a lot more drinking, vaping etc left in me and I didn't want to ruin a kids childhood.

Kris never fails to make me laugh even when Sam and Colby don’t post 😂

so yall are aware of the compliments she gives at the begining of her videos, they make me so happy ;-; like i go through a lot and like, an example right now is literally right now, im having a mental breakdown holding my dino plushie and im binging her videos, everytime i start another one and i hear the compliment i smile for a moment :,)

Can we just appreciate that Kris always gives us compliments? I love her

@ishithanair4014

Жыл бұрын

B-B-B-B-B-B-BOTS (MUSIC OF blinded by the light)

@phrogsandmushrooms

Жыл бұрын

ayy Izuku Midoriyaaaa

@nagham132

Жыл бұрын

Who doesn't?

@rhondaparr5739

Жыл бұрын

Simpleton

@Heather.x

Жыл бұрын

We do

9:56 "Acting like she didn't just purposely pause her show" Also I love your videos, they always cheer me up

3:27 fun fact! What you’re actually referring to is “l'appel du vide” which translates from French into “the call of the void” and is defined as those brief, momentary thoughts of violence, death, or other graphic events that you often consider doing when confronted with the opportunity :) It is also sometimes known as the “high place phenomenon” in reference to the urge to jump off balconies people often have when looking down from them

I love how you can relate to us lonely people in this world Kriss. Love your vids ❤ thanks for always the positive vibes.

Whenever kris does her intro an uncontrollable smile appears on my face

@justanotherrando8280

Жыл бұрын

Same!

Kris is therapy when I'm not in therapy for me. I appreciate her so much for helping me through tough times.

@linyenchin6773

Жыл бұрын

She is pretty adorable abd adorably pretty ❤️

@R3tr0humppa

Жыл бұрын

May your times get better.

@Phoenix-md8sh

Жыл бұрын

@@R3tr0humppa thank you so much.❤️

@chloemixon8460

Жыл бұрын

Wow

Kris: YOu ARe aLrEAdY a MoDEl! YoU arE bEaUTifUL! Me: Sitting alone in my room with bags under my eyes and no makeup stuffing my face with frozen mango slices.

This better be the the best year for kris because she goes above and beyond for her followers I love her so much

7:40 "I'd that a possessed broom???🗿"

PSA to Tod: you are now Kris’s official lawn mower.

Kris: "your a model!! >:(" Me: *actually starts crying from how sweet she is *

A few minutes early and still never disappoints. I just hope that the video of Jay, her editor, doing her voiceover will come very soon!

@Jonniibuzz

Жыл бұрын

You have 127 likes 😏

8:20 reminds me so much of Flash the sloth, I kinda wanna go watch Zootopia now. This was as, always an amazing video that has just made my day so much better. Thanks and much love to Kris and Jay!

The saying that Kris is talking abt, “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.” - Albert Einstein

“Can I ask your daughter to home coming?” “Aw Easton like the bat, good bat brand, _i played ball_ ” lmao

The pictures was just perfection 😂 but the 0:51 with “shut up” was just prima 😂😂😂

"The sponsor of today" ..was the actual highlight of this video👏 ...well done kris ... I'm really proud of you for being this brave throughout all these years & being brave to able to talk about your mental health, also for taking step to help others struggling with it. Really appreciate it, keep going, keep fighting & i love you, very much proud of you💌

@tiny._.sxnshine

Жыл бұрын

Better help are bad people... Please look it up on yt. They lie about their "therapists"

@glitch_s0up

Жыл бұрын

I love Kris and am also proud of her, but better help is problematic

Sticking your hand in a tub of sanitizer : impulsive. Sticking your hand in deep fryer : intrussive thought.

Principal face plant into award case.... BEST EPISODE EVER

Kris, you are amazing. Thank you for highlighting what you do and looking out for us. Jay, as always, your editing is FLAWLESS and your "kettle" noise reminded me of a velociraptor 😅🤣

I love how Kris always tries to put a smile on our faces, even if she isn't doing so well. She's still made videos when she hurt her hand.. I appreciate her being so open about her mental health and story. Love you, Kris! 💙

@jackson643

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@psychokeam6777

Жыл бұрын

We need to support her more!😱🤯

The explaining the difference of impulsive and intrusive thoughts into the betterhelp ad is amazing

me, sick with covid, hasn‘t gotten dressed for the day or showered, hasn‘t brushed teeth, and is just laying in bed: „thank you, thank you, ik i‘m an amazing model“

Can we just appreciate how kris always starts the videos out with complementing their audience ✨🏆 Also, those are some 10/10 modeling poses💅

You should have a video where Sam, Colby, and Celina stay at your house instead of a haunted museum to check it for ghosts 😂

My intrusive thoughts-“I wonder if I can land on my feet high up..” “I wonder if I can bonk my head on the floor of a pool continuously”

dont know if you will see this kris, but i feel like i speak for a lot of people. you are wonderful person and you shouldnt feel alone. i hope you dont feel alone and are better. much love

can we all just appreciate Kris again. like she told us things that she was struggling with. its hard to do that let alone on youtube. Well done Kris.

i think Kris really does have the best editor he goes the extra mile all the time. Like you can feel the commitment, the passion and the even the chemistry they both have🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Kmk always makes me smile with her complements. Thank you

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."

I literally don’t understand how every intro is so different and lifts my mood so much that when kris posts, it’s immediately the best part in my day❤❤

@mikeyforrester6887

Жыл бұрын

I seriously hope these are all fake comments. A brainless bimbo commentating on a video of a cake falling off a vending machine is the best pat of your day?

Kris even looks beautiful in those giant glasses. She's always giving us complements, which is so nice, but she's so beautiful. I know she struggles with mental health, as do I. Her complements help, so I just wanted to give some back and say she's one of my favorite women on KZread. She's extremely talented with the amount of voices she can do. I love her ability to create characters with strong backstories and details because they never feel flat or fake. She's hilarious, and it doesn't matter what kind of video she makes, it's always entertaining because she has a great personality. Every mental health problem is difficult to deal with. It's something people often don't know about because those who have them don't show it, but trust me, laughing helps.

“I crave human interaction and your videos make me feel better“😭❤️

Can we all appreciate how kris always compliments us and how she is always so relatable?❤

@Voidi-Void

Жыл бұрын

Are you just posting this on every video or is this a damn bot stealing comments?

@mikeyforrester6887

Жыл бұрын

No I can't appreciate why such a talentless skank would have 8 million subscribers. That's pretty far from being relatable to me.

@sinbrown1501

Жыл бұрын

@@Voidi-Void literally a bot.

@ameliaconley8863

Жыл бұрын

oh i was gonna say same..

@Ray.196

Жыл бұрын

No

8:12 The saying you were trying to recall was the "definition of insanity is trying the same thing again and again, and expecting different results" Also you're super nice and talented, keep being a light in everyone's lives Kris.

7:32 missed it by *THAT* much.

11:21 Jay sounded like a angry baby kitten 🤣🤣

Once again Kris has outdone herself She never fails to make me smile and laugh Can we all just appreciate how much time and effort Kris (and Jay) put into her videos

@daniel-qp6hx

Жыл бұрын

freaking hilarious

@cheekycharli2351

Жыл бұрын

@Fish World Thank your for this video unlike the other bots this one is actually nice

@mikeyforrester6887

Жыл бұрын

Time and effort????? She has more subs than Veritasium, who makes long well researched physics videos. Stuff Made Here who programmes robots to play pool or basketball. Or Storror, there's 7 of them and they literally put there lives on the line to make parkour videos. She just sits around commenting on other peoples tiktoks.

@Mara95

Жыл бұрын

Actually, if you watched her channel you would see not all her videos are "just sitting around commenting on other people's tiktoks" Although the majority of popular KZreadrs do it, And I'm sure most people don't have a problem with it You don't have to go out of your way to be judgemental to people you know nothing about. I and many other people watch her because it helps make me smile and helps me when I'm upset Just know you didn't have to go out of your way to make this comment (Yes I'm aware I didn't have to respond but I felt like I should)

9:38 it says “acting like she didn’t jus purposely pause her show 🤦🏻‍♀️” for anyone wondering 🙂

@user-uz4bj3ih4u

Ай бұрын

Thank you

Lawn tools like ... Chainsaws. RIP to your lawn, Kris 😂

Thank you kris for SQUEALING, when it is currently HALF 2 IN THE MORNING. Love ya ❤

the ghost turning on her lights at 2:43 in the background, stunning performance

@carmenpayne7469

Жыл бұрын

and 8:25

Can we just stop and appreciate Kris and all the work she puts into her videos just to entertain us and make our days better??? Love you so much Kris and thank you for all you do!!!

@mikeyforrester6887

Жыл бұрын

She just a talentless bimbo commenting on other peoples tiktoks.

@Jim-yz7qf

Жыл бұрын

I owned a sheep dog. Idk wtf that was.

@eilish2065

Жыл бұрын

Yeah everyone says that lizzie

@derpthegreatest

Жыл бұрын

@@Jim-yz7qf wadda fuk

@Xerikan.

Жыл бұрын

She's lovely :D x

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. For example me going into relationships expecting one to work out. 😎🤣🤣🤣

The glasses are giving Edna mode from the incredibles 😂

11:14 RIP headphone users

@RIRI12327

Жыл бұрын

I just disd

Can we appreciate kris for just..being funny, and making our day and complimenting us, and jay for being such an amazing editor and making the video way funnier. They always find a way to make me laugh Edit: guess I have intrusive and impulsive thoughts 💀 and yes I did like my own comment, self love y'know

@911

Жыл бұрын

You keep sending me an email to come back and study :)

Sam and Colby are scaring her that see hears ghost BAHAHHAHA

The intro- the absolute best poses I've ever encountered🙃

11:00 Todd is my next door neighbor drug attic who comes up to our bathroom window at night and comes through our property and cuts our fences with plant sheers. He also started a fire in his own house and has torn out all of the cabinets. We live on a huge lot and can hear him all the way across the drive singing creepy songs because he is mentally unhinged and thinks he's a rock star. He's been in jail twice and one time when he got out he stole someone's driven lawnmower and drove it 22 miles down the road back to his house. He's been in jail for quite some time and just got out again about 2 weeks ago wish me luck.

11:20 editor pres 🦅🦖

It was something to do with "if you repeat the same thing over n over expecting a different outcome" "is the diffination of insanity " but now it's driving me insane not knowing it. Thank you kriss😂😂🖤

From my experience Impulsive: buys two dozen donuts because they looked yummy Intrusive: wonder what would happen if I stabbed my thigh with the steak knife I'm washing

Kris just has a way with words unlike anyone else ❤

Another classic video from Kris, pure gold every time she posts! Edits are on point as always also, Jay is a really good match for Kris' videos! Everyone should go and have their eyes checked, because the mind can cover up so many shortcomings in the vision. It's also good for checking your eye health, catching stuff early is paramount for good recovery. Thank you Kris for the compliments, you're absolutely smashing as always! Keep being awesome Kris, take care and stay safe!

imagine your alergic to gluten and kris says "EAT A PEACE OF CAKE" hahe imma go cry

7:46 “is that a dog with dreadlocks?”🤣🤣💀

I just love how Kris always comes up with the best and craziest/funniest introductions for us

I feel like I saw this at perfect timing. I had just started to breakdown and cry again due to a 1 year relationship ending. Thank you for making my day a little bit better.

@OhCramity

Жыл бұрын

I hope you're doing better now.

"IS THAT A DOG WITH DREADLOCKS?!" I CANT [INSERT SKULL EMOJI HERE] the dog is a poolie, and they're really cute as puppies too

Impulsive thoughts are like wanting to buy food late at night or make a random sound. Intrusive thoughts are quite literally what they sound like. They force their way into your head and can be quite repulsive. Thoughts of murder, suicide, beastiality, incest, pedophilia, etc. People with OCD can have them about germs, bugs, and many other things

5:27 “Hi! I’m Elmo. ¡Hola, soy Dora! I’m stuck in Elmo’s body! *Please help me!* ¡Por favor! :D”

8:30 they think that’s huge 😂😂😂 in Australia 🇦🇺 if it’s not as big as your hand ✋ it’s small

@itsmads.

Жыл бұрын

Mhmmmm

the song: 'i will remember you, will you remember me' kris: 'i wull rehenha yu, wull yu rehenha hea'

The fact that Kris goes from bashing herself on the head with a bottle to: “hi guys today this video is sponsored by… :)”

Kris’s compliments are slowly getting more elaborate and I’m all here for it

pov your parents catch you dancing in your room with your music blasting in your ears: 5:54

The prom kid one was the best I love how Kris mentioned that the dude so prepared he even bought a helmet just in case the girl said no 🤣🤣😂 me over here being the girl and always not afraid to make the first move, I always did for every single crush I had and always got rejected I don’t have anyone to punch 😭

I love how Kris complement you in the beginning of the video because I have a shitty day like every day and watching her just puts a smile on my face😊

2023 is going to be a great year for you Kris and everyone that see's this

I love how she comes up with the best and most creative ways to compliment us ❤

YES, CHRIS DEFENDING THE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS. an intrusive thought is a thought that you dont want/goes against your morals

i've found that to get the really really high notes, breathing in while kinda screaming will get you to some VERY high pitches it's also a very good way to screech like a tire or a shoe on wet tiles, basically makes that sound if you do it right

3:16 kris was so real for this

0:58 The vegan teacher is gonna find a way to get mad about this. "Is that a vegan cake? With soy milk? Hope there aren't any eggs in there."

@mickeyfritz5245

5 ай бұрын

I hope the getting teacher finds out about this so you can make another

Someone I know left their three kids at home while they were going for a walk. Told them to not do anything stupid. They came back and the oldest one had accidentally run over the youngest with the mower with the blades on (it was a horrific scene). Now they have a law that ride on mower blades must turn off when you stand up. The father passed away three months later from a broken heart. There was absolutely nothing wrong with him, he just never recovered from losing his baby.

i cannot explain how much i watch anthony padilla. the entire time you did the sponsor i wondered if you were gonna say it. at the end i literally said OUT LOUD "go to better help online because existing can be exhausting"

its the "sir?" at 11:40 for me.

i love how she always makes us smile in all sorts of different ways ❤❤❤

The mop dog is called a Komondor and their fur grows naturally in dreadlocks. They're super cool but rare to see because they require so much grooming.

Kris's parents: You should curse less for ur new years resolution Kris: No can do

The pure, chaotic energy in this one is just so entertaining. Made me smile from ear to ear.

11:25 i'm getting BONELESS chicken now. XD