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@elevenzTV

3 ай бұрын

thank you 🙏

@Lightgreenyt

3 ай бұрын

@@elevenzTVyour mic is sooo good

@adelineadey3494

3 ай бұрын

@@Lightgreenytbahahhahabaha

@spilledfunk

2 ай бұрын

br skbiidi toietlekteptloetpet top top top top

@MikeMayCommitArson

2 ай бұрын

Good job!!

Beheading toys is just evil. Serial killer behavior bro

@MysticWarfareX_yt

3 ай бұрын

The fact she sounded so worried when she said chicken 😢

@carlthecupcakegamin669

3 ай бұрын

Me to😭

@AriannaJayson

2 ай бұрын

@@MysticWarfareX_ytikr I kinda cried

@Scavey_crws

2 ай бұрын

𝚂𝚒𝚍 𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚕 𝚋𝚎𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚛

@randommoth4978

2 ай бұрын

Even the kid was crying

"Things I wish I didn't know as a first time mom" 💀

@Raydinosaurmaster

Ай бұрын

20 likes but no reply’s huh werid

@TheEat

Ай бұрын

@@Raydinosaurmaster why the ' 😭

@keroppib4ptista

Ай бұрын

@@TheEatautocorrect is having a seizure across all aple devices

@cjsantiago4035

29 күн бұрын

@@keroppib4ptistafor

@wettoaster34

20 күн бұрын

bro istg 98% of the “comments” start with “bro” and end with “💀” like shut the hell up

The fact that the child said chicken😢

@Annathemochi

2 ай бұрын

I feel so bad for her.😢

@DaRoger09

Ай бұрын

Screw the mom

@CatOfTheWildQuit

Ай бұрын

​@user-kz4zn1xq8o Same! Like imagine watching your bath toys get decapitated! Trauma for life.

@DiscoverWkate

Ай бұрын

Timelapse?

@arlicotterill6532

Ай бұрын

@@DiscoverWkate 1:55

“This will save you so much money!” *flushes cash down the toilet*

@SajidOmar-vp8hk

Ай бұрын

It saved her - 13$

@_Localcreator_

Ай бұрын

STOPP😭😭

@4SiblingStudios

Ай бұрын

*pours 5/2 dollars down the drain*

@mechazillark

29 күн бұрын

@@SajidOmar-vp8hk and lost her 25$!

@azadehvaziri1954

5 күн бұрын

@@_Localcreator_ what do you mean?

"chicken?" *Beheading toy noises*

@stickmangamer8731

Ай бұрын

Hunchback

@davidhobbs356

Ай бұрын

@@stickmangamer8731what? 💀

@Zom_bike

Ай бұрын

​@@davidhobbs356 he means by 3:50

@fruity-scuad

7 күн бұрын

That was straight up evil 🗣🗣🗣

Fun fact, the guy who came out with the study saying to ice hurt areas came out again and retracted that statement and said you should be heating it to increase blood flow and speed up the healing process.

@bunnygirloftheyear3084

Ай бұрын

unless is bruises

@RaposaCadela

Ай бұрын

to heal yes I guess, but cold can help with pain sometimes I believe

@Lexiz2902

Ай бұрын

As someone with arthritis I can assure you ice helps my inflammation

@Windows_Error

Ай бұрын

@@RaposaCadela pain yes, but I’m honestly going to take sped up healing over no pain lol, but to each their own :)

@ManlyKirby

Ай бұрын

ice is for pain, hot is for regeneration time

those poor kids 😭

@CatOfTheWildQuit

Ай бұрын

Ikr😭

@HappyHaploid

26 күн бұрын

fr maybe we need to call the cops

@BentleyWilson-tu9du

22 күн бұрын

The cops we do need

@skull_playz8845

20 күн бұрын

Chicken?...

@huglife626

13 күн бұрын

@@HappyHaploid CPS ruins kids lives a hell of a lot worse than this mom is, often putting them in more abusive homes, separating siblings, etc... So yeah no, she just needs to be called out for her stupidity

For people with children that have bath toys, don't butcher their toys. Yes they will get moldy inside, but you just need to regularly wash them out in a warm, diluted white vinegar bath. Or just use bleach. Make sure to squish the toys in the solution a couple of times so that the mold can soak, leave them in the solution for about 15-20 minutes. Then give them an extremely thorough rinse, you won't get all of the mold out. But it will certainly be better than nothing. And if you clean the toys every couple of months, you can keep the amount of mold build up down by a lot.

@hamburger_eatspie

5 күн бұрын

So that means no more cutting up rubber ducks?

@danfam46

2 күн бұрын

I ain’t reading that

@bloodlillies7178

2 күн бұрын

@danfam46 it ain't even that long🤣

*cuts open toy* “OH CRAP THERES NO MOLD SORRY HONEY”

@wa-fc5lb

11 күн бұрын

Hot glue gun

@Jonx-jj1ip

6 күн бұрын

*cuts open hot glue gun*

@StuckMoneyLMAO

3 күн бұрын

*Hot glues the hot glue gun back together with hot glue from a hot glue gun*

the chicken one was the dumbest thing ive seen yet 😭

Oh my God the way the little girl said "Chicken?🥺" when her mother was beheading it was so heartbreaking...

@Anormalgdyt936

29 күн бұрын

Womp womp

@Papryk1303-nm2ez

18 күн бұрын

@@Anormalgdyt936 that is not funny lil timmy

@stephaniegiacco7524

9 күн бұрын

@@Anormalgdyt936😐

@Bidoof903

7 күн бұрын

@@Papryk1303-nm2ezagreed also What’s with these homies, dissing my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent? Woo-hoo But you know I’m yours Woo-hoo And I know you’re mine Woo-hoo (And that’s for all time) Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you’re Mary Tyler Moore I don’t care what they say about us anyway I don’t care about that Don’t you ever fear, I’m always near I know that you need help Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit You need a guardian Woo-hoo And you know I’m yours Woo-hoo And I know you’re mine Woo-hoo (And that’s for all time) Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you’re Mary Tyler Moore I don’t care what they say about us anyway I don’t care about that I don’t care about that Bang, bang, a knock on the door Another big bang and you’re down on the floor Oh no! What do we do? Don’t look now, but I lost my shoe I can’t run, and I can’t kick What’s the matter babe, are you feeling sick? What’s the matter, what’s the matter, what’s the matter you? What’s the matter babe, are you feeling blue? Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you’re Mary Tyler Moore I don’t care what they say about us anyway I don’t care about that I don’t care about that I don’t care about that I don’t care about that

@NuhUh_YuhUh_Muh_Uh

6 күн бұрын

​@@Bidoof903not reading allat

“Mom did you spike my drink again?” LMFAO 💀💀

@cxizzrty

Ай бұрын

amazing profile picture. (yahaha)

@muro_does_not_care

25 күн бұрын

AGAIN??????????????????????????

5 minute crafts ❌ 30 second crafts ✅

@ChillyUltraKill

Ай бұрын

@IonRubywow. So cool. Don’t care either way

@petergriffin_gaming

7 күн бұрын

it’s more like 5 hour crafts 💀

@Victor_honey

23 сағат бұрын

@@petergriffin_gaming5 ways to torture your children craft!

In the sponge this can be maybe soap in thereThey can maybe poison the baby because on Google it says”cause symptoms of nausea, vomiting, or diarrhea if ingested. Soaps not intended to clean the body are poisonous if ingested” 6:46 so you were correct when you said they are in dangering the baby in the little reenactment^^

@RaposaCadela

Ай бұрын

the sponge is actually the worse than just soap, because they also keep all the filth they're used to clean off, they can be extremely dirty

@DragonTheOneDZA

Ай бұрын

And the sponge has all the bullshit they cleaned with it inside :D

@shokorhymeswithkoko

27 күн бұрын

​@@DragonTheOneDZA like the bed at night

@IdkJustHannah

27 күн бұрын

@@shokorhymeswithkoko😨

@konradlove7619

13 күн бұрын

She is at least getting a noble prize for discovering 11 new dieses with her baby as a "volunteer" to test them👍😁

The pacifier one kinda makes sense if the kid is growing teeth, but the rest are savage!

3:57 If the little demon manages to lockpick the padlock, you could always throw them into the iron maiden for a few weeks, it works perfectly! 🥰

@penguin_Penguins

23 күн бұрын

As a punishment or an execution?

@OctoCat5749

22 күн бұрын

Both​@@penguin_Penguins

@katz_kool

18 күн бұрын

@@penguin_Penguins both

@HunterChea

9 күн бұрын

@@katz_kool yes Rico is both at the same time

@Drew_VR

Күн бұрын

Whats the iron maiden Edit: i regret googling that

Never hide medicine or even foods your child doesn't like into their accepted foods and drinks, if a child loses trust in a food or drink they may never touch it again, and it could lead to an anxiety based eating disorder like ARFID

It's pretty obvious that it's a mom trolling the internet XD

@TheOneWhoKnocks-qx3nn

Ай бұрын

No not really

@tragicreeze

Ай бұрын

@@TheOneWhoKnocks-qx3nn no it's pretty obvious. i can't take any of these seriously.

@RaposaCadela

Ай бұрын

what is scary is that the internet is stupid enough to fall for it, and take it as advice

@Blue_Sonnet

15 күн бұрын

​@@TheOneWhoKnocks-qx3nn It's the epitome of something called "ragebaiting". Basically the video creator will do something to deliberately provoke their audience into engaging with the content by commenting, downvoting or forwarding into someone else. It can be something as innocuous as leaving a stray hair on a cleaning video, or blatantly dangerous as demonstrated here. This example is particularly egregious due to it featuring a very young child & being aimed at first-time mothers, who are genuinely looking for help and advice online. The question is, how much of this video was intended to be genuine? Almost everything was dangerous, useless or both so I'm thinking it's 100% ragebait material. My concern is that some viewers might take the less obvious "hacks" as genuine and make themselves sick. There is nothing so stupid in existence that someone won't try to do it. Hopefully this fad will die down soon, they usually do but this one can get bent as far as I'm concerned, as can anyone who pulls this crap to get attention online.

@TheOneWhoKnocks-qx3nn

15 күн бұрын

I am just here clarify with my comment "No,not really" is that some idiotic "people" do this and ironically think what their doing is actually good some examples are flat earthers , A-Vaccine moms, etc you get the idea I'm tired of seeing these sub-species of humans who lack common sense,that I ironically think that,even if they are trolling i think they mean it.thanks for coming to my rant.

those babies now have soapy milk and probably have salmonella from those life hacks

That’s insane that she would do this, personally I would never do that to my child. The way she makes it seem normal is disgusting for example when she smashed the pizza or when she used the sponge to clean then squeezed it back in is nasty, like she is basically just spending “$5” to give her kids some sort of sickness and then have to pay the doctors or who am I kidding! She would make a hack for the poor kids like she would put her kids upside down and shake them in-till DEATH. please don’t do this to your kids it’s really wrong😢

@ButlerthebutlerButlerthebutler

Ай бұрын

This channel is obviously a joke

@hazemimam6826

26 күн бұрын

And those weights are obviously rupper

2:07 if that kid was me currently I would've said: "Dude mom, it's not like I am gonna saw that thing myself and make sure to lick up all the dirt!" 9:25 the mom could've at LEAST kept the pizza in the plastic so that there wouldn't be a chance for the pizza to break onto the ground

9:10 “mom did you spike my drink-“ *-fucking-* *faints*

@TheSheep1

Ай бұрын

“Did you spike my drink aga-“ *literally **-fucking-** dies*

The first thing that comes to mind oh she’s sweet, but a psycho just take away that sweet part. Oh she’s mean

8:23 melting and/or burning plastic creates poisonous fumes. I'm surprised her baby is still alive.

10:44 she used frozen water to give to the baby because it helps sooth the babies gums because they are growing teeth and they need relief from the pain so the ice helps.

@silaswilbur

17 күн бұрын

Yeah that one was actually really good advice.

Mom life hacks are just spending more money to make something you could have gotten for cheaper to look like you’re saving money when you’re actually losing money. Realistically though, there were some good ones. Hiding cough medicine in a young child’s food is perfectly fine if they just won’t take it normally, and I think the pacifier in the freezer is to help teething pain. Also, the egg thing is probably about eggs that were cracked before you buy them, the eggs cracking in the freezer should be safe. Some of these were just stupid though. The sponge one had me dying!

Anyone else concerned about the fact she's beheading toys with a sharp razor INCHES AWAY FROM A CHILD'S FACE???

Me: "child protection services"

6:46 fun fact: the sponge is the dirtiest thing in your house/apartment

@danielsurvivor1372

20 күн бұрын

Kinda makes sense, but even dirtier then toilet?

@ilovecats_og

20 күн бұрын

@@danielsurvivor1372 yes because the wet environment is a good place for bacteria

@Cat_0nmars

Күн бұрын

I feel so bad for that baby who lives with that mum now

Kid: “Chicken?😢” Parent: *aggressively beheads*

4:29 Baby honestly looks like he's enjoying it

1:29 Ah yes “homemade coffin”

Putting medicine in food and drink is not questionable for a baby, they’re gonna have to take it and “spiking” their food reduces the tears, and what else are they supposed to do “wah i do not consent to taking medicine”

@blockoboi5941

27 күн бұрын

maybe make them learn that medicine is good for them?

@xxizcrilexlxx1505

27 күн бұрын

​@@blockoboi5941 try giving a child something with a taste so foul they puke on the spot I was that child My mom gave me a liquid Iron suplement that tasted so bad i puked everytime For old times sake i tried It again recently (its Just a suplement so i was safe) I puked on the spot, like always I had to clean my own puke because my own curiosity and hubris

@Brokendog-wt4ul

17 күн бұрын

@@blockoboi5941its a baby

@monoswich9150

9 күн бұрын

Yeah like wtf

The words of *HUHUHU CAVEMAJMUN!! CAVEMAJMUN!!! HUH HUH HUH CAVEMAJMUN* Touched my heart.

“BECAUSE ITS A COMEDIAN MAAAAHAAAAHAAAA” “Mum youre scaring me😰”

bro this is better than half the viral vids now days

“Things I wish I never learnt as a first time mom because now that I have, I can’t stop endangering my child and potentially killing them”

You know that saying that "All children deserves an adult/parent, but not all adults/parents deserve a child"? I think this might be one of those cases....

When the kid says “chicken?”

“MA’M DROP THE GUN YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THIS” “things I wish I knew as a first time mom!”

Every Italian died when she broke that pizza 😂XD

those rubber toys actually have mold buildup inside of them if left unclean so cutting them like that isnt that worst option

6:45 THATS A DIRTY SPONGE MY JAW DROPPED 7:21 I was thinking of 💩 too 😭 THE BOTTLE SAYS “ DR BROWN “ 😭

3:35 was hilarious “Just let me glue the kid to the sofa”😂 so funny

@HunterChea

10 күн бұрын

3:42

The medicine one is kinda useful bc if ur toddler is sick and doesn’t want to drink the medicine it’s hidden so they think it’s just food

@Datscrazi231

25 күн бұрын

Not parent or something but doesn't doing that build distrust between the parent and the child? Like it is necessary sometimes but if done too often I feel like the child would just not trust the parent.

@DaShikuXI

24 күн бұрын

@@Datscrazi231 Nah it's completely normal to mix medicine into your child's food or drinks. Especially bitter medicines. The thing with putting the cup into the juice box is weird as hell though.

@Datscrazi231

24 күн бұрын

@@DaShikuXI ueah I was talking specifically about the thing in the video

7:26 lol I’m so dead my soul commented this 💀

@IbrahimIbrahim-xg7zi

Ай бұрын

ikr

@BurntASHer

3 күн бұрын

It actually is useful, it’s a safety hack, not a money hack, search it up 😊

@BurntASHer

3 күн бұрын

Nvm my reply, I thought you were talking about the hack after

The one couch is wild 😭😭

At 8:19, The medication that she put in the child’s food, Children’s Dimetapp requires a child to be six if it is used. If it is given to a child under six, adverse side effects, such as drowsiness and problems with the removal of waste. Not only that, but Dimetapp itself has a controversial history, to say the least. The children shown in the video appear to be much younger than six. Misuse of medication, perhaps?

I’m so glad my mom didn’t have tik talk when I was born

@christinepoole4035

2 ай бұрын

Lol i Don't know if you meant to spell TikTok like that

@BritishIdiotFromEngland

Ай бұрын

​@@christinepoole4035 it's called a joke, fam. 💀

7:25 use your baby food to make “juice” I think people need to learn that quotation marks aren’t for emphasis 😂❤

That "Mr stark I don't feel so good" WAS F*CKING FUNNYYYYYY LOL

Pizza❌ Pizer✅

The fact that the mom burned the plastic into the apple sauce 😳

You better remember me as your 885th subscriber, and the video was so good

Which mom hack was the craziest?

@Blue-lo6nu

3 ай бұрын

Hi

@angiecurry9958

3 ай бұрын

Def the whisk baby bottle cleaner IEK WHAT TF

@Num1fireafyshipper

3 ай бұрын

2 replies? 6 likes? Lemme fix thaf

@jannholmes7436

3 ай бұрын

3 Replies and 7 Likes? Let me fix that

@Cyclone_cheese

2 ай бұрын

@@jannholmes7436I hate this trend you are not creative in the slightest

When they put the eggs in they were next to bags of breast milk💀

@hamburger_eatspie

5 күн бұрын

Bags of WHAT

6:44 oh hell nah if my mom did that to my 1 YEAR OLD LITTLE SIBLINGS I would take care of them completely by myself.

2:50 same energy as using menstrual/everyday pads this way. Why some people has an urge to use things that we put between our legs on the wounds?

My imaginary partner:babe why’s the chicken in the cot and the baby is in the oven Me:what a damn minute-

1:57 Chicken?

@SnakePiy788

15 күн бұрын

Chicken dead.

@cold_blue2370

14 күн бұрын

🐔

@niko-bellic885

7 күн бұрын

💀😭

@Nickster1983

3 күн бұрын

Chicken ain't looking to good tho 😂😂😂😂😂

I sometimes break my pizza over the counter, I just don't smash it, only increase pressure until it gives. It's accurate enough, and way easier than cutting it if it's frozen solid.

8:40 the funny thing is u can only use it a limited amount of times or little becky over here is gonna wake up in silent hill

The weight training one is CRAZY 😭

“because it’s a comedian! maaahaaahaaa” broke me

7:41 she watered it down so it’s like baby juice, but baby juice is only 6$s :/

Oh wow what... Thats crazy I cant believe this guy can do other stuff that edging! Congrats!

This dude is underrated AFFFF

His videos: ☺️😊😃😁 His shorts: 😏😏🥛🥛

she is literally the spirit airlines of mothers😭😭

"they strapped the baby to a fucking suitcase". World famous quote from ELEVENZ.

2:28 I mean my mom just filled the hole with hot glue. But you do you boo boo.

The frozen diaper one is pretty good cuz it’s flexible but it’s weird.

@justkittensbeingkittens5892

11 күн бұрын

Flexible ice packs also exist

@Red_Quartz

10 күн бұрын

@@justkittensbeingkittens5892 Ik but they can be expensive compared to diapers

@Stettafire

8 күн бұрын

Ew no

@Red_Quartz

8 күн бұрын

@@Stettafire did I ask

Things i wish i knew as a first time KZread browser: this channel.

9:26 NOT APPROVED 🤌🤌🤌

4:58 bros Jesus

11:01 babies after the mother tried every life hack:

POV:Things I wish my mom didn't know as her first child💀💀💀

The bath toy one almost made me cry

"chicken? 🥺"

I feel so bad for the child especially the milk and toys

“Chicken?” Was so real bro 😭

The milk sponge video got to me. I involuntarily shouted "NO!" the instant I saw her wringing it back into the bottle. It was a guttural and visceral reaction.

so glad i grew up before tiktok... and that my mom doesn't use tiktok to get parenting hacks for me or my sibling (she actually runs a parenting blog, funnily enough)

7:56 she could of poured half the juice into another container, then filled both with water. That’s literally the definition of stupidity.

3:28 HELPPP IM FUCKING DYING WTFFFF 😭😭😭

bro blew up I saw you at 38 subs 3 months ago, now you got 60k

When that child said chicken I died laughing lol

Underrated youtuber

"The design is very human"

2:06 I’m dying from laughter and choking on milk 😭

Those poor children.

things I wish I knew as a first time tiktok bait reactor

Nah "things i wish as a first time mom" is crazy it should be "stupid things i wish i never knew" or "things that i will never do as a first time mom"

"Things I wish I new as a first time mom: how to care for children"

Lets hope shes trolling us😭😭😭😭

I actually tried the frozen egg thinh myself: The eggs DID freeze and break, but it has melted when i tried to cook them

"Because its a chameleon,maaa aaaaaa aaaa aaaa"got me dying💀💀💀💀💀

Okay weight training is just strapping your own kids arms on the ground and leaving it It's arms are definitely going to be damaged Edit: at this point I won't be surprised if the kid's room is the gulag

9:26 I actually do this too when I want to put 2 (frozen) pizzas in the oven but don't want to use convection. this way I can fit twice as much pizza on one tray