What are some weird items your school has banned?

@jaxthenerd4091

2 ай бұрын

My old school Lego because someone shoved Lego down another kids throat😭

@Pump-kit

2 ай бұрын

Well they banned all the toilets but one so when I go in there there's like 50 big black.... I mean a lot of people vaping

@skootergirl22

Ай бұрын

Animal shaped pencil cases, I remember having a labador one it was tubed shaped with string feet that dangle and a head, a another kid had a zebra and we sat next to each other and played with then, next assembly they were banned guess they thought the cases would distract us from work. It was a special needs secondary school during the 2000s and yes even pokemon cats were banned

@skootergirl22

Ай бұрын

​@@Pump-kit and they won't let you on

@TheOne_6

Ай бұрын

Pokemon cards.

hello fellow matt rose viewer

@SlenderzinhaForever

Ай бұрын

hello

@mayadafox

Ай бұрын

mhm

@Bee_honk13

Ай бұрын

Helo

@Iaminpain-le3wo

Ай бұрын

how are you doing

@_LBH_

Ай бұрын

Who's fellow matt rose?

"MMMMÆHÆHAH"

@Terkymeat133Roblox-ks6fs

29 күн бұрын

That's correct 💯

@Runker1

24 күн бұрын

why is there a goofy ahh looking roblox scam bot hacked 4 yr old yt account kid here

@macecail

24 күн бұрын

teriyaki chicken

@randomguyorsmth-jc7sy

22 күн бұрын

@@Runker1who

@EtherealGhaztBirthday

4 күн бұрын

​​@@Runker1hes not a scambot i saw hes channe Ok fuck him he made a video about 9/11

Bro my school doesnt allow a plastic water bottle on fridays at 9:10 AM. Some weird canadian shitty rule

@parrxtkun

Ай бұрын

why specifically 9:10am is it ok at any other minute

@GuestifiedVFX

Ай бұрын

@@parrxtkunmine was Thursday at 10:32 AM

@skootergirl22

Ай бұрын

So bring in metal bottles

@guythatsgoofy127

21 күн бұрын

no drinking water during class but we can still listen to them while drinking water wth

i love the “meheheheeeeee”

@missetat7589

Ай бұрын

Where is it?

@Lingrove00

Ай бұрын

​@@missetat7589 at 5:40

@coolmugfanx37-019ise

Ай бұрын

@@Lingrove00 and 1:57

@PURPLEB1LL

21 күн бұрын

No it’s “Mahaha-“

inflatable costumes because 1 you cant see the face and they where "tripping hazards"

My school banned all computer games and KZread because of distractions. They also banned the unblocked games too. So I wouldn’t be able to play on a computer when we got free time at the end of class. 😔

@skootergirl22

Ай бұрын

How boring

@Neodel

Ай бұрын

isnt that every school

@RubyPlayzAdoptMe

Ай бұрын

My school banned cool math games bc it didn’t actually have math games in it

@badmusicproducer_offical

29 күн бұрын

going into guest mode undoes that on my school computer

@GuestifiedVFX

29 күн бұрын

@@badmusicproducer_offical I’ve tried that, but my school is smart. They put up a very secure firewall only the IT guys can access

A ball making a teacher have a miscarriage is crazy💀💀

Love how he pronounced "opaque"

@yourm8markas

Ай бұрын

Aupakei

@midiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Ай бұрын

@@yourm8markasthat translates to “its hard” help

@yourm8markas

Ай бұрын

@@midiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lmao

@Alph_From_Pikmin_3

Ай бұрын

​@@yourm8markas what's hard?

@yourm8markas

Ай бұрын

@@Alph_From_Pikmin_3 … 🤨

No one literally smoked the Smarties. They just inhale and blow out the dust because it looks like cigarette smoke.

my primary school banned corn because kids would steal corn from fields and use it as currency to buy stuff from eachother

@JanSitelenLonijoamoli

Ай бұрын

Why did I read that as "porn"?

@somerandomguy-3102

24 күн бұрын

corn: the ideal currency

@Doomiser

4 күн бұрын

My bad bro i was just picturing a frickin corn field next to the school 💀

@dadolphinplayz

3 күн бұрын

@@Doomiser well you pictured it correctly lol

Guess the clapping ban was for students with sensitive hearing such as those with autism or PTSD anxiety, etc. heard they used jazz hands instead, the pog thing shows your age

this is genuinely probably one of the best channels i've seen in a while

@Sirbeenz-ih9to

Ай бұрын

watch Matt rose

@virafei

Ай бұрын

they are a matt rose clone

@Hollowed_Skully

Ай бұрын

@@virafeino he isn’t. LOOK AT HIS OTHER VIDEOS!-

@squirtleskiljack_2560

29 күн бұрын

@@virafeimost of ELEVENZ’s videos are not like Matt rose videos. as much as I absolutely LOVE Matt Rose’s videos he did not invent the idea of reading Reddit posts. Elevenz credited Matt Rose in the first 15 seconds of the video and is obviously not trying to steal content/

@Istealtoast

23 күн бұрын

his shorts say otherwise

4:51 holy yap yappington

Yo, the one with the guns, that’s just suburban America, man.

What a knee slapper at 5:38 ! That one really got me dying right there!

4:25 *H O R S E R E T B A S I N G*

The school I used to go to recently banned muffins, because an entire trend went around where kids would start food fights with only muffins, this happened everywhere on school property, not just the cafeteria.

uh oh guys, he's turning into matt rose

4:53 Well dang bro, if you didn't wanna read it you could have atleast left the rest on the screen so I could. I was enjoying that.

@conze3029

23 күн бұрын

Fr

@voidbite

22 күн бұрын

I second this.

@harry3814

21 күн бұрын

Pause bruh

You forgot one thing, Matt’s signature, SKHUUUULLLLEMOJIIIIIII!!!!!

@thomasseamenacetoysgamesan155

2 күн бұрын

He has the “MMMMMAAAAAÆHHHHAAAAÆÆÆ-“

@ldb45

Күн бұрын

Not the same as the BOOTLEGSKHHHUUULLKLLEEEMMMOOOJJJIIIII ☠️@@thomasseamenacetoysgamesan155

You Make The Best Vids, Why Do KZread Not Recommend You? I Feel Bad

@weerteft14

Ай бұрын

Ikr were blessed we found him

3:15 today during class my teacher had a talk about mewing and how apparently it's for mocking teachers I thought it was meant as rizz or something idk

@tl1882

Ай бұрын

mewing is meant to give you a better jawline

1:05 bro how is that concerning, they hunt

@solomon6693

12 күн бұрын

Hunt for what kids at the school 💀

1:58 i love that laungh

@PiglikesgamezHD

18 күн бұрын

I'll set that as a ringtone

@mateoalollari5392

16 күн бұрын

How do I do that

0:27 several poeple at my school, i dont know how to do it but its quite interesting how it actually looks like and rises like smoke

my school banned the word skibid so now we say spaghetti but they banned that too

4:11 Oh my gosh we were doing that last week, I won

2:46 you can't just skip past that comment

Horse ret basing got mme💀

0:02 not my fault the balls are so easy to aim

i didn't know they were showing off walmart discount bootleg matt rose stolen from wish

@MyGachaStudio

Ай бұрын

Huh?

@PURPLEB1LL

21 күн бұрын

Blud this isn’t his only content

@nightmares626

21 күн бұрын

@@PURPLEB1LL i know that.

@PURPLEB1LL

21 күн бұрын

@@nightmares626 then why did you say he was bootleg Matt rose?

@nightmares626

21 күн бұрын

@@PURPLEB1LL why can't i?

0:19 literally this school year kids were crushing smarties and snorting the dust

@Racecrft

Ай бұрын

Off

@Necoarc1999

Ай бұрын

cocain

Elevenz in his matt rose era

my school banned goddamn CLANKERS. those balls- I mean spherical objects attracted to a rope and you just kinda make them collide with eachother, jojo reference btw. I saw two people with them and someone thought it would be a good idea to play with them during assembly. bro got JUMPED by the teachers.

8:14 ferb I know what where gonna do today

They shouldn't have banned the Sharpie game

anything funny happens* this guy: AAAAAA- AAAAAAA

"and the best student award goes to bryan!!" all the other kids:

8:42 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

the first one was crazy

My school banned footballs for about 2 months; though it was 3 years ago

underrated

Knowing you watch Matt Rose definitely earns you a sub from me

I feel bad for the pregnant teacher in the first comment

6:09 Some thoughts are better left unspoken 🗿

HORSE RET BASING?? 😭

"oh-paah-key"

Pov: you drank milk after eating taco (you're lactose intolerant) 0:41

School: (acts like authoritarian regime) Kids: Wtf no thanks School: BUT MUH SOCIALIZATION Bullies: YEAH MUH SOCIALIZATION Parents: Yeah no thanks Government: I'm literally calling child services. Parents: Thank go- Government: On you.

0:53 tru tho

blud cant find any new topics so he has too pull a matt rose

2:56 *_Ric Flair will remember that_*

My school doesn’t allow you to wear jackets (in class)

we cant be in groups of more than 5

Dude isn't afraid of demonetization

8:30 i wish i had the purple one so i could snap it and, you know...

@NoobWithAGun2.0-Offical

12 күн бұрын

I would wear Black, green, and red 24/7 💀

9:50 what a bad sport

4:07 we did that without it getting banned

"HORSE RET BASING"

yo drop a horse ret basing guide plz

“Is that, like, a normal thing in America” Yeah of course, you guys don’t eat them?

THE FIRST ONE OH NO

Me: BRO I'M NOT A FUCKING ITEM-

4:24 😂

5:51 OPA KAY?

4:23 got me hard i nearly died 💀

bro skibidi got banned on my school cuz some kid said skibidi on loudspeakers

My school banned ALL sports because someone said a bunch of bad words

My school banned nametags

Jazz hands!!!!!!

Pain

THY SMELLETH *_BLASPHEMY_*

werent u the guy on my snapchat?

3:38 💀

OHPAKEY

If I on a d best sentence ever

MATT ROSE

horse ret basing

haha 420 likes

6:31 who said that was an American thing. Man just making up now

MATT ROSE VIEWERS OTHER THAN ME DO EXIST

2:56 i would ban them bc clapping already hurts my ears

wait fuck youre the guy on my fyp all the time i just realized

4:51 to 5:02 )) how does a bit of information relevant to the story piss you off?

What's the pointy thing on his neck?

@kindseat.

Ай бұрын

it's an adam's apple

@Knockoffedd4581

Ай бұрын

As kind said its an Adams apple, I believe it is how humans speak

@skootergirl22

Ай бұрын

​@@kindseat.all men have them

@weegee-hehehe

Ай бұрын

Me too

@squirtleskiljack_2560

29 күн бұрын

@@skootergirl22literally not even true. Some men don’t develop adams apples

My school banned people from selling stuff because kids wouldnt stop standing in the middle of class yelling about selling candy and stuff. Yet theres tons of condoms on my school floors but yeah the candy selling is the bad thing not the condoms and condom selling. Somehow the only thing people have gotten in trouble for is the candy selling

@TheUndeniablyPowerfulH

Ай бұрын

If the school ain't gonna stop it, at least the students are trying to be safe. 👍

@Knockoffedd4581

Ай бұрын

@@TheUndeniablyPowerfulH fair point but still you’d think the teachers that literally chase kids down the halls because they have an EarPod in would care but they dont at all

Smarties are chocolate with a colourful shell in both uk and apparently Canada meanwhile America Smarties are these weird charkie tasting sweets that are exactly alike to frizzers which are popular sweets in the UK by a company called swizzles who also created love hearts pomaviolets refreshers drumsticks double lollies etc. They seem to love the charkie sweets

Bruh

w

we're banned from using any kind of ball other than those small soft balls they sell for ONE QUID EACH💀

@XxBruh2xX

Ай бұрын

What the fuck is a quid 🗿

@novaflareq4788

Ай бұрын

@@XxBruh2xX £

Claim your “Here from Matt Rose” ticket here 👇

first

6:09 💀💀💀

Matt Rose if he was -american- AUSTRALIAN

@ThatFNaFFan1987

Ай бұрын

Hes not american either 💀

@DoppelTaken

Ай бұрын

oh ok@@ThatFNaFFan1987

The first one💀🙏😭😭😭🙏💀🧏🙏💀🙏

This guy is so clueless on anything lol

@squirtleskiljack_2560

29 күн бұрын

Tbf hes Australian and Australian schools are probably pretty different from American schools

1:35 my brother fucked up my bionicles. ALL 15 OF THEM

@Necoarc1999

Ай бұрын

Same, I used to hav3 ten.

As if you cant use fucking screwdrivers to stab something

5:56 uhhhhhh *hears distinct clapping in the distance* oh no!!! RUN