I feel like the Distraction Stompa really brought out Eric’s inner ork right there. The “this is so stupid that it’s smart” level of Orky kunnin’.

@wolfernater

Жыл бұрын

Sneaky gits can do sneakin betta if da enemy is lookin the otha way

@gerryjamesedwards1227

Жыл бұрын

If this idea was written in a piece of fiction I would have come away thinking that whoever wrote it GOT the Orks. I was first introduced to the greenskins in the mid 80's, and this just fits.

@robomonkey1018

Жыл бұрын

Proper kunnin.

@MrCMaccc

Жыл бұрын

I just wanna say, this thread EXEMPLIFIES what it means to be an Ork player. So dumb, it's smart level of memery. Itz a proper Morky tribute

@ThatWildcard

Жыл бұрын

​@@MrCMacccAs an Ork Player, you never win. You just have to make sure your opponent loses harder than you.

Yeah, a distraction stompa is kind of excessive, but these are orks. If you're going to do something crazy, do it with purpose proper orky style! 😂

@GOKU2721

Жыл бұрын

Distraction gargant?

@Bmbach

Жыл бұрын

Stompa can go into reserves for 4 CP

@markusbrekka8551

Жыл бұрын

​@@Bmbach In Arks of Omen it's free to put units in reserves actually. Still not a great idea however, since if a model is wider than 6" it pretty much can't do anything on the turn it arrives. 👀

@Bmbach

Жыл бұрын

@@markusbrekka8551 This is Stompa in strategic reserve, cool enough already

@aaronj235

10 ай бұрын

A shitload of killacans would jive better with Gaz

You CAN hide the Stompa in the bushes using the warlord trait "I've got a plan, Ladz!" It allows you to redeploy a blood axes unit (any unit) into strategic reserves! "At the end of the Deploy Armies step, select up to three BLOOD AXES units from your army and redeploy them. If the mission uses the Strategic Reserves rules, any of those units can be placed into Strategic Reserves without having to spend any additional CPs, regardless of how many units are already in Strategic Reserves. If both players have abilities that redeploy units, roll off; the winner chooses who redeploys their units first." So yes, you CAN have a sneaky stompa!

@thepoorhammerpodcast

Жыл бұрын

Well I'll be a dumb grot, I thought there was a limit against titanic.

@metnah1

Жыл бұрын

Hey if anything else it could be done with the gorkanaught, morkanaught, and ghaz as well.

@asgerlakkenborg2435

Жыл бұрын

@@metnah1 Ghaz is not Blood Axes. But the other two work!

*Three Ways To Play Orks:* 1. Brutal but Kunnin' 2. Kunnin' but Brutal 3. ??? *_ZOG IT! JUST SHOOT AT 'EM!_*

Now I have this image in my head of a purple Stompa sneaking around the battlefield Loony Toons style taking turns shooting things and sitting perfectly still pretending to be part of the terrain 🤣 Thanks Eric!

@lothahndor

Жыл бұрын

This is exactly what I was picturing! Well said.

@metnah1

Жыл бұрын

Glue a lampshade to its head.

The Distraction Stompa talk of a "Baneblade in the bushes"... Back in the day, Snikrot _could_ Infiltrate ANY UNIT, I believe. So yeah, there was potential to just suddenly have a Stompa show up behind enemy lines.

I already wanted to get blood axes but this list gave me an idea. The gimmick for my Boyz is that they are ‘masters of disguise’ which means they wear space marine helmets like hats. Now I have an idea to paint a stompa with the ultramarines color scheme and symbols.

@davidb3155

9 ай бұрын

You could also do a shooty blood axe army that have mass psychosis and believe they are an imperial guard regiment and worship the emperor as a mighty war God.

Best list:Stompa with massive flag off the back,kaptin Badrukk,run a pirate ork fleet with the Kaptin and his Ship,the stompa

@Basically_Anybody

Жыл бұрын

Kitbash the Stompa so the torso incorporates a wooden ship

@hammdogporkington3058

Жыл бұрын

Stompa in Freebooterz is actually kind of insane, those guns are real scary if they can hit on 4+

@nonya1366

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't doubt orks making their stompah able to fly into space. At least once...maybe in pieces.

The timing of this episode is frightening. I recently moved to a new place and my new roommate just gave me 40 ork boyz he didn't want. I've been thinking about getting into 40k with 10th coming up too. Thanks for the fire episode!

@MrCMaccc

Жыл бұрын

Do it, embrace the Timmy brain

I want to believe that GW one day will remember that 40k is a satire game and will make Gretchin Revolution Committee into a proper faction (since having them with orks seems kind of excessive to me, plus we have tons of armies for SM and xenos need some of that too)

@antigrav6004

Жыл бұрын

If you read the recent novel Warboss, that may just be around the corner

@TheRealDeadRock

Жыл бұрын

The two silly things I want to return to the game are mass Gretchen, and mass Cultists. Humans vs Goblins LETS GOO!

@aggressive_perfector1359

Жыл бұрын

Even having them as any army of renown, with special rules like speed freeks would be cool!

@meganobgutzkraka2398

Жыл бұрын

honestly i feel all GW would have to do is bring back a couple of the old tools orks had such as canons, mortars, HMG nests, scrap shotguns, and above all else the "looted vehicle" rules. if you made an ACTUAL Grot Guard? with looted IG vehicles and Grots lead by Nobissars? oh yeah that's be fun

@gnoblin2528

Жыл бұрын

@@meganobgutzkraka2398 grot guard isn’t something I was looking for but more along the way of Gllomspite Gitz masquerading as revolutionists. And you can give them all the non orky cannons and artillery add some independent grots and a sprinkle of AoS gitz weirdness and you have an army that can have all the crazy design ideas that are too out there for orks or wahammer in general while still being in line with everything else

That last army idea I did a bit different, I did heavy attack. Squigoths carrying tank bustas, and 2 battle wagons each carrying 20 boys with shootas, those squigoths with tankbustas shooting into a vehicle after moving still hits on 4’s, and it’s 10d3 shots, even better, when you are in engagement range with the squigoth those tank bustas still shoot out of engagement

I have already read the infinite and the divine and can’t wait for that epsiode 🎉

@Zalintis

Жыл бұрын

Same here brother! Let's go! See you there haha

@Adunapheth

Жыл бұрын

So do I, bring it.

I love “da” lore. If I was to make a army out of Orks it would be a Dakka list.

@davidbeppler3032

5 ай бұрын

Missing 90% of the time, means you hit 100% of the time!

We necrons need to see stupid list with either tomb sentinels or stalkers and mostly canoptek! All of these lists were fun and I enjoyed them!!

@Schmaglow

Жыл бұрын

A guy at my locals came first with a necron parking lot list that ran 3 LoW tombs... legit won bc he just had too many wounds on board for anyone to deal with

I love this so much! It’s great to see ork lists focused on fun instead of raw power. That’s how I play, and people are constantly surprised at how good units perform that are far from meta. Distraction stompa for the win! 🎉😂

Honestly, what's more distracting than a random Stompa dead center of the board? You ain't gonna notice those purple Orks doing their thing.

I almost exclusively run shooting lists for the Bad Moons. My current project is figuring out a mildly functional gretchin list. As you can imagine, I don't win many games.

A distraction Stompa is truly the most orky thing I've ever heard. "De tink it's da biggest bestest boss, of course they will focus it you git"

After watching this video I immediately decided to make a 2000pt Gretchin army. This is what I came up with: ++ Arks of Omen Detachment (Orks) [135 PL, 5CP, 1,995pts] ++ + Configuration + Arks of Omen Compulsory Type: Troops Battle Size [6CP]: 3. Strike Force (101-200 Total PL / 1001-2000 Points) Clan Kultur: Goffs Detachment Command Cost Game Type: 5. Chapter Approved: Arks of Omen + No Force Org Slot + Runtherd [2 PL, 30pts]: Grabba Stikk, Squig Hound Runtherd [2 PL, 30pts]: Grabba Stikk, Squig Hound Runtherd [2 PL, 30pts]: Grabba Stikk, Squig Hound Runtherd [2 PL, 30pts]: Grabba Stikk, Squig Hound Runtherd [2 PL, 30pts]: Grabba Stikk, Squig Hound Runtherd [2 PL, 30pts]: Grabba Stikk, Squig Hound + HQ + Da Red Gobbo on Bounca [Legends] [4 PL, 50pts] Makari [3 PL, 50pts] Zodgrod Wortsnagga [4 PL, -1CP, 65pts]: 2. BeastGob (Beast Snagga), Stratagem: Warlord Trait, Warlord + Troops + Gretchin [6 PL, 120pts]: 'Orrible Gitz . 30x Gretchin: 30x Grot Blaster Gretchin [6 PL, 120pts] . 30x Gretchin: 30x Grot Blaster Gretchin [6 PL, 120pts] . 30x Gretchin: 30x Grot Blaster Gretchin [6 PL, 120pts] . 30x Gretchin: 30x Grot Blaster Gretchin [6 PL, 120pts] . 30x Gretchin: 30x Grot Blaster Gretchin [6 PL, 120pts] . 30x Gretchin: 30x Grot Blaster + Fast Attack + Grot Mega-tank [12 PL, 140pts]: 2x Kustom Mega-blasta, 3x Big Shoota, More Dakka, Twin Big Shoota Grot Mega-tank [12 PL, 140pts]: 2x Kustom Mega-blasta, 3x Big Shoota, Shokka Hull, Twin Big Shoota Grot Mega-tank [10 PL, 110pts]: 2x Kustom Mega-blasta, 3x Big Shoota, Twin Big Shoota + Heavy Support + Killa Kans [14 PL, 180pts] . Killa Kan: Big Shoota, Kan Klaw . Killa Kan: Big Shoota, Kan Klaw . Killa Kan: Big Shoota, Kan Klaw . Killa Kan: Big Shoota, Kan Klaw . Killa Kan: Big Shoota, Kan Klaw . Killa Kan: Big Shoota, Kan Klaw Killa Kans [14 PL, 180pts] . Killa Kan: Big Shoota, Kan Klaw . Killa Kan: Big Shoota, Kan Klaw . Killa Kan: Big Shoota, Kan Klaw . Killa Kan: Big Shoota, Kan Klaw . Killa Kan: Big Shoota, Kan Klaw . Killa Kan: Big Shoota, Kan Klaw Killa Kans [14 PL, 180pts] . Killa Kan: Big Shoota, Kan Klaw . Killa Kan: Big Shoota, Kan Klaw . Killa Kan: Big Shoota, Kan Klaw . Killa Kan: Big Shoota, Kan Klaw . Killa Kan: Big Shoota, Kan Klaw . Killa Kan: Big Shoota, Kan Klaw ++ Total: [127 PL, 5CP, 1,995pts] ++

'Three Ways To Play: Craftworlds' would be an absolute treat. So much variety with different kinds of aspect warriors, although most are resin garbage.

Great episode! Thanks for making my Thursdays better. I'm looking forward to a Custodes episode with this theme!

Distraction Stompa. Distraction STOMPA. That's so Blood Axes I can't even.

Very much like this as a new series, hope you guys stick with it!

Alright, I'll re-read it for the watch along. Love your guys stuff.

You guys need to do a battle report with these - especially the Dakka list

The Infinite and The Divine single handedly revived my interest in 40k books (currently preparing to dive into Warhammer Crime). Excellent choice to cover, everyone go read it!

I'm a fan of this series. I like seeing all the fun troop combinations.

Can't wait for the GSC mortar buggies list. A whole list trying to keep away from enemies while using indirect fire at up to 48" range

This is such a good format!

Call me crazy, but I love the Big'ed Bossbunka "drop pod" full of shootah boyz.

When Eric brought up the Stompa I was so excited cause I knew it would be a distraction, I have a similar idea using a Heirophant Bio-titan but also using Encircle the Prey to put it into reserves to redeploy it wherever I wish so you can't ignore it. Sometimes a big stupid distraction is exactly what you need

Funny thing: I roll with the 27+ warbiker list since 6th edition, when I could put basically units of 15 plus warboss and big mek and painboy also on warbikes, 3 trukks of min meganobz and T7 big gunz Won a tournament with that against Tau and Eldar during that time Meganobz were total can openers

oh, thank goodness! the poorhammer podcast! lovely!

ignited my love for orks again! Thank you!

13:28 The reason I came back 9 months and one edition later. The genius is real.

An ides for when you do the Chaos space marines one, Bring all the chain guns you canThough who knows how good the Reaper Chaincannon and Hades Autocannon will be in 10th till they get their codex.

@thebastard890

Жыл бұрын

I like this. Using Havocs as troops is hilarious, and it'd make my IW happy.

I'd love to see more of these for different factions! Off-meta lists that are still /technically/ viable are always the most fun

Love this, looking forward to more to come in 10th ed. Plus also exactly how I like to build an army. Fun and thematic, but keeping one eye on it being actually usable - mostly (looking at you Stompa)

I was already listening to the infinite and the divine so that's perfect. I always imagined trazin as posh british so hearing him as russian is kinda wierd but its good so far

Eric is brutally kunning. Mork would be proud.

I fully plan on building that dakka list, and im fully holding you guys responsible for my win/loss ratio.

Just discovered your channel. Barely played wh40k and had some necrons for almost 10 years now. I've been necron mindset since day one. The tau video made me wanna start some tau. And the 3 ways series is such a good idea. Can't wait to see for 10th Ed. I'm full of questions about armies and other stuff. Would be cool to talk with open people for wh40k and figure some stuff out. 😅

3 things I love the most about orks, and you nailed all 3 xD

Great new series. More please.

New Warhammer player and enjoyed this. Can’t wait for your deffkopta list with fortunate son on repeat.

That all the dakka list sould fun af to play. Might just have to pick up Orks to add to the pile of shame lel.

Im new to warhammer and I love the looks of ork vehicles. The ability to have so many options to play makes me want to make an army with as many battlebuses as possible

that Dakka list.. that's just terrifying.. All i can her is "RUSH"EM BOYS!!"" and the sound of motorcycle engines and the Night Shoot at the Knob Creek Gun Range.

I'm keen for more of these 3 ways to play vids

God damn it, now I need to get a stompa for my blood axes 😂

I was dying laughing at the distraction stompa... you guys are awesome

I like this series idea :) I've dreamed of a space marine all scouts list.

Orks are one of the more expensive armies. Part of why many Ork players embrace kit bashes and such, because its orky, and cheap.

Regardless of which style you play, you can never have too much dakka.

Super excited for book club! I just finished it, and can highly recommend the Audio Book version.

I’d love to see the Eldar one! I feel that while the range is old, the amount of models in the range allow so much fantastic variation that each Craftworld can have a unique identity and very little crossover between lists!!!

This video is amazing. Laughing so hard!

I have not played with or painted a single model of any wh40k faction but I was immediately drawn to kommandoz and storm boyz and their looney tunes rockets. and here is one list. i don't care if it's good, it just looks so fun

As a White Scars player I would love to play vs with that second pick of Commando and Stompa. That just looks like a fun game.

Great video

This was everything I want

I like Distraction Gargantuan Squiggoth with Super Cannon and 15 Flashgitz hanging off. Then run a truck for 1 of your boys to take to your opponents back line to support your Stormboys trying to flank. Just puts a lot of forward pressure on a lot of armies that they have to deal with

Babe, wake up. New poorhammer just dropped.

The Codex Orksarties supports these lists.

the distraction stompa/kommando ork list is the most fun list Ive ever heard of. now I wish I had orks and could play something like that... oh well, here I go spending like 1500 euros again

My favorite thing in 10th is gonna be sitting a group of flash gitz in a truck or a battlewagon and just running it around the battlefield poking at stuff

For a name, maybe Triple Try? As from the title I assumed this was covering the trinity of Ork styles (Boys, Beast Snagga and Junk Yard) and later for Necrons Silver Tide, Destroyer&Flayed Ones and Canopteks. The series seem to be more about offering different styles to try. If you want a pun, TryAngle, as you are trying out three different angels of play.

I'd love to see you guys try to come up with the different styles for Custodes considering how small our range is.

I can't wait for the warhammer 40k cinematic universe civil war between poorhammer, adric, and adeptus podcastus

fun little fact, Markari's FNP banner ability goes to Ork models within range, meaning the Stompa does receive that 6+ FNP, this stupid little combo led me to running a Stompa, Ghaz/Markari, 2 kill rigs and a warboss on warbike into a RTT which some major players in the Midwest and still went 2 and 1. Stompa is dumb but hitting a knight in melee for 54 damage is difficult to argue with. (the Ramming speed stratagem giving the Stompa a 3d6 charge really makes it surprisingly quick for getting into a melee fight). Though it did explode in the one game I lost in my line, 3d6" for d6 mortals certainly doesn't help your chances to win turn 1 against Tau...

As someone whose new to playing drukhari and am absolutely in love with them I'd request that

My 9th edition list, prior to the Aircraft nerf was 9 Deff Dreads, 1 Morkanaut with KFF, 1 unit of 6 Killa Kans, 2 Wazboom Blasta Jets, 1 Warboss on a Squig, I took down every single meta list you can think of. Tau? NP. Termies with 4++ invluns, can't be wounded on 1-3, Daemons, Knights, you name it, that list wrecked it.

I had some ideas like this too, with two lists I want to eventually build: Der Grotten Army: Basically Grot Guard, but still using the Ork Codex. Your artillery is the Mek Gunz, your tanks are grot tanks (and the mega) and the kans, and your cannon fodder is the gretchin. HQ has to be Makari, who has a 2+ invul save and can kinda keep your grots in line. All of them converted to be in WW2 german outfits (due to blitzkrieg theme here). The Spess Mehreens: Orks cosplaying as Space Marines. Nobz and Flash Gitz as the main troops, converted to look like they're trying to be space marines (using the 'Ard boyz models). Nobz will be armed with Kombi Skorchas. Basically the Nobz are your flamer marines while the Flash Gitz are your bolter marines. Throw in a Deff Dread and a Warboss in Mega Armor (terminator) and you got your "SPESS MEHREES". Currently my friends are split on whether this should be painted Blood Ravens or Salamanders.

@patchcoatgrey3434

Жыл бұрын

I did something like your first one. 2 scratchbuilt mega tanks, a pile of grot tanks, the old "big gunz" but built as artillery tanks, and so forth. I really should keep working on that list. It was loads of fun in 8th, even if it never won a game

Commando stompa is what I'm hearing. Also that Daaka list is actually kinda relatively decent I'd say only for the fact of how many times you're just shooting and if you focus key targets I mean that's really good if you wanna play the speed game🤣

Just finished The Infinite and the Divine!

My store is doing a boarding actions tourney right now. My list is a warboss and 50 boyz. Its going great, lol.

I’m feeling the blood axe list, but with one alteration. Instead of the stompa and Ghaz being your distraction point a big mek with a absolute ton of killa kanz. Kanz are the kind of unit people either assume are an absolute joke and then end up very unpleasantly surprised when they shoot decently and hack stuff up in melee or they over focus on them while the Mek keeps them going just long enough for the kommandos and storm boys to do their jobs.

I imagine the way you make snakebites good is you just run a goffs detachment with Ghaz and slap the beast snaggas and rigs in there

I love this

im gunna get into orks as my 2nd army for the fun fluff and light hearted game play nature of them

@anthony8148

Жыл бұрын

i want weird boys ad shock attack guns

Dakka lists work (or used to before 9th... don't wanna play 9th) ! I've run them, and you have to roleplay them :) Make your enemy think you're stupid / ork. And they will forget about all the objectives you get.... The advantage of the shootas is that you're still doing damage even if you cannot charge. And the number of shots just tends to add up. Just running them over the board while the rest distracts, suddenly you had orks in your face, with just one attack less (but 3 more before the charge - it ends up mathematically the same except... you get more tactical flexibility) .

@LordByte

Жыл бұрын

And yes I used to run a lot of Nob nikers back then. And I got like 40 warbikes that I could put down, so maybe I should try that list... :P

My plan is like that kommandos tactic, but with squigboys as "distraction"

Would love such an episode on drukhari.

I ran a kill tank with the giga shoota in a recent game as my distraction unit which is only 275 currently and that kept aloy of stuff busy for a few good rounds before it exploded

I know it would take more time, but I kind of want to see them do this but for each sub faction. Maybe just like a way to play for each or something

@6:10. Grots in 5th could have "Feel no Pain". SUPER Grots. :)

3 hours left on the infinite and the divine

My god, you CAN run 27 warbikes! I currently have a troop-heavy Deathskulls/Beast Snagga army, but i think i'm gonna grab the warbikes instead of the squighog boyz next!

Youve mentioned in a couple videos some guides to making the most out of ork kits and getting extra models from them. Do you happen to have links to those resources?

Gargantuan squiggoth filled with Flash gitz. you're welcome.

I do hope you do orks again later into 10th edition if things change greatly.

Oh duck yeah more ORKS

God, Orks seem SO expensive and time intensive

@sethrinker9944

Жыл бұрын

We have a thriving 3D printing community for that reason, which helps a great deal with the cost. Unfortunately not much you can do about the time.

@antigrav6004

Жыл бұрын

They can be, if you're buying retail. That's fine if you want everything to be the same and days not da Ork way. One, buy used. I picked up a GALLON of Ork bits for about a hundred bucks. Inside was more than enough Boyz to pay for the whole thing, and everything else was free. Two, convert. Hobby lobby's plastic model section is routinely 40% off. Using that, some plasticard that you can get cheap on the same aisle or online, and some nail art pearls for rivets, and any cool toy you find at a garage sale, you can make anything you want. I just converted a gargantuan squiggoth that looks more imposing than the forgeworld one for less than 100$. Yes it takes time, but if you aren't enjoying yourself making your army you might as well just buy something painted by someone else and save your time

Yeah I saw these three list and still said fuck it I'm going to still try to make a grot revolution list

You take Zogrod with your melee hero to back him up. Take down demons and monsters

You have to make a fake tree for the Stompa model to hide behind. Give it a camo paint job and it'll be glorious. It's the peek-a-boo stompa.

I'm playing the Greentide list when i simply wanna have some real fun. And when i play greentide, i usually give them 9 Killakans with Bigmek as frontline cover and Kommandoz or Stormboyz as flankers. But i can play other lists too when i desire like Waaghbike spam with Nob spam. And i play Orks since 2. Edition.

While "Distraction Stompa" TM is still possible, another valid option that carries the same potential(albeit less fun) right now is running the Mork+Gorkanauts, shoving a full unit of flash gitz in each, and then giving Ghaz two meganobz, while still keeping the stormboyz, kommandos, and Snickrot. Retains the objective and mission control potential while still allowing you to wreak havoc on the front lines. Although, again, you have to sacrifice the Stompa which is a veritable downgrade in the fun department.

I do hope this series starts up for tenth edition…

I want to make a looted leman russ to make a grot megatank. Remove the front of the turret and toss together a new one out of plasticard and green stuff or 3d printed with both twin big shootas in there inspired by the wirblewind or ZSU-23-4 irl SPAAGs but shittier, have big shootas sticking out of the sponsons and hull bolter slots, and then have the shoota pintle mounted on the turret and have a grot in a comisar hat with a choppa sticking out the top in the classic "drive me closer i want to hit them with my sword! Pose". Add the dozer blade to imitate the plow on the front of the grot mega tank, and send her into battle as "Lemon rush" the grot mega tank. I hope i can fit a grot on a little wooden porch on the back with a lemonade stand, hanging off the back bumper, selling lemonade to the boyz following this contraption around.