THOUSAND SONS ARE LOSERS

those space nerds man

Пікірлер: 312

  • @TheeTraitorJim
    @TheeTraitorJim2 ай бұрын

    Less of a wait for the next episode I reckon! Also shout out to Rook for being out first channel member. Seen some people asking about a patreon and discord. Don’t really know how to handle all that yet tho. So channel membership is all I got for now! Trying to think of more tiers that are actually doable.

  • @brunomarciliopinto3039

    @brunomarciliopinto3039

    2 ай бұрын

    Is there any chance of any loyal Space Marines appearing in future animations?

  • @stevewellington4442

    @stevewellington4442

    2 ай бұрын

    Joining too for a bit, madman somehow made me love chaos space marines

  • @bobjones5674

    @bobjones5674

    2 ай бұрын

    @@brunomarciliopinto3039 Nothing interesting about those mind wiped thin bloods.

  • @claylord4457

    @claylord4457

    2 ай бұрын

    I'm doing my part

  • @luigijacoposantamaria7367
    @luigijacoposantamaria73672 ай бұрын

    "he seems nice" "Yeah he's allright" Peak friendship

  • @Fyrijou
    @Fyrijou2 ай бұрын

    Won‘t lie, wouldn’t mind seeing the Thousand Son again. His personality fits well in between these 2

  • @Aqui_No_Hay_Nada_Que_Ver

    @Aqui_No_Hay_Nada_Que_Ver

    2 ай бұрын

    Apoyo al tipo que habla inglés

  • @Fyrijou

    @Fyrijou

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Aqui_No_Hay_Nada_Que_Ver ich spreche kein deutsch

  • @Aqui_No_Hay_Nada_Que_Ver

    @Aqui_No_Hay_Nada_Que_Ver

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@Fyrijou A lo siento. Cómo ví que estaba escrito en inglés asumí que hablabas inglés.

  • @Fyrijou

    @Fyrijou

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Aqui_No_Hay_Nada_Que_Ver bolan, ja te ne razumiem, očemu ti prićaš?

  • @Aqui_No_Hay_Nada_Que_Ver

    @Aqui_No_Hay_Nada_Que_Ver

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@Fyrijou debe haber un problema en el traductor o que es lo que no entiendes ?

  • @kaneslives
    @kaneslives2 ай бұрын

    A Iron Warrior and a Thousand Son being pals is fittingly wholesome since Perturabo and Magnus were friends.

  • @Runner-hd7ug

    @Runner-hd7ug

    2 ай бұрын

    Not just friends, bros both figuratively and literally

  • @hydromancer4916

    @hydromancer4916

    2 ай бұрын

    bro i have seen you in every comment section for years now why do we have the same interests?

  • @kaneslives

    @kaneslives

    2 ай бұрын

    @@hydromancer4916it’s magic. Not science… MAGIC.

  • @perapapic3683

    @perapapic3683

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@lukeBryen2Dorn could have stopped the Herasy. Konrad had been having visions of it for months and he came to Dorn and said he can tell him everything they need to stop it. Dorn attacked Konrad and locked him up cus he didn't believe Horus could be a traitor. If that was Perturabo he would have listened to Konrad and they would have gotten the Lion to jump Horus before he could start sucking demon dick

  • @shadowborn1456

    @shadowborn1456

    2 ай бұрын

    Ahriman and Forrix were friends as well

  • @mumbo_fuze2484
    @mumbo_fuze24842 ай бұрын

    "Maybe you should try casting deodorant from time to time" Damn, that one caught me off guard

  • @louisnall3102

    @louisnall3102

    2 ай бұрын

    That should’ve been saved for the plague marine.

  • @Lancersilva
    @Lancersilva2 ай бұрын

    “No one rushes the goaturabo” put that on a shirt and I’ll buy it. It will be my finest gym wear.

  • @Fordo11789

    @Fordo11789

    2 ай бұрын

    I fuck with that

  • @tomasmichaels642

    @tomasmichaels642

    2 ай бұрын

    I need me a Sweatshirt with that on it have the sleeves with the IW yellow and black pattern

  • @primarchcharlemagne3933

    @primarchcharlemagne3933

    2 ай бұрын

    I second this notion

  • @frostbyte2384

    @frostbyte2384

    2 ай бұрын

    Why in the Dead Gods did I read that as “wym gear” to be clear not pronounced like gear, but with the g sounding the same as in gym. Jear.

  • @henrywhitmore8344

    @henrywhitmore8344

    2 ай бұрын

    @lukeBryen2rogal dolt is more like it 😂

  • @RvBnerd618
    @RvBnerd6182 ай бұрын

    Funny that the sorcerer calls his powers science. You know, since we no longer have the psychic phase in 10th edition.

  • @tdk5265

    @tdk5265

    2 ай бұрын

    Well...., Khayon, Abaddons right hand sorcerer also hates it to call sorcery "magic". Although he calls it "the arts" as many wizards do...

  • @InVinoVeratas
    @InVinoVeratas2 ай бұрын

    There's no better endorsement for a Iron Warrior as an Iron Warrior affirming one's friendship by saying "Eh" in confirmation.

  • @joecrim8877
    @joecrim88772 ай бұрын

    I need a "NO ONE RUSHES THE GOATURABO" poster right now

  • @tomasmichaels642

    @tomasmichaels642

    2 ай бұрын

    @lukeBryen2 The Goaturabo is just a better Rogal Derp. sorry 😬

  • @tarkatantapir7287
    @tarkatantapir72872 ай бұрын

    Little known fact about the Iron Warrior creed is that .. "The biggest Iron of them all, is the one holstered on your hip." - Perty Rambo

  • @linkdancer3890

    @linkdancer3890

    2 ай бұрын

    I haven’t the read any of the books and still new to the lore….but knowing Peterobu so far is that reference to how is home planet was organized cause I heard it was like how the Roman Empire operated.

  • @cadettklinge6039
    @cadettklinge60392 ай бұрын

    „Just a military rank“

  • @AurelionSass
    @AurelionSass2 ай бұрын

    Hah, he left without paying.

  • @nathanalexander5598

    @nathanalexander5598

    2 ай бұрын

    Well the job wasnt done anyway So that somehow excuse it?

  • @NedFlanders612

    @NedFlanders612

    14 күн бұрын

    Tzeentch would be proud

  • @SpectreCiNW
    @SpectreCiNW2 ай бұрын

    **Scientific spell**

  • @BikeRyder13
    @BikeRyder132 ай бұрын

    "He's a magic nerd" made my snort my drink

  • @panzerjaguer4478
    @panzerjaguer44782 ай бұрын

    "No one rushes the goaturabo" is one of the best quotes i have ever heard

  • @ryanadams0922
    @ryanadams09222 ай бұрын

    AYYYY THOUSAND SONS REPRESENT!

  • @freedomgeek2097

    @freedomgeek2097

    2 ай бұрын

    All is dust babyyyy

  • @dr.stronk9857

    @dr.stronk9857

    2 ай бұрын

    We love casting spells

  • @Vincent_A.

    @Vincent_A.

    2 ай бұрын

    This voxcast is sponsored by the Changer of Ways!

  • @InVinoVeratas

    @InVinoVeratas

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@dr.stronk9857shadow wizard money gang 🤑

  • @maury11196

    @maury11196

    2 ай бұрын

    Where the Prospero women at?

  • @LordValdomerol
    @LordValdomerol2 ай бұрын

    Why can I imagine Peter Turbo himself actually uttering "NO ONE RUSHES THE GOATURABO" before rage quitting the Heresy lol

  • @centric3125

    @centric3125

    2 ай бұрын

    Imagine the scenario this might have come up in. Specifically, a meeting of the Traitor Primarchs that has this BELLOWED by Perturabo halfway through before he kicks open a door (crushing anyone in the way) and stomps out full speed. In the room we see Horus completely dismayed, Fulgrim complaining about something trivial and totally unrelated (or Ferrus Manus), Angron is too busy wrestling an Exalted Bloodthirster to care- especially since the EBT is winning- , Mortarion is sitting in a corner muttering about psykers. Magnus is literally phoning it in the psyker way (Warp portal he's looking out of), Alpharius and Omegon are busy trying to figure out who is who and if they even are the REAL Alpahrius and Omegon, and Lorgar is busy leading a sermon over the Vox to anyone who listens.

  • @geldarh4635
    @geldarh46352 ай бұрын

    My brother in Emperor you are doing such a wonderful job my man.

  • @claylord4457
    @claylord44572 ай бұрын

    Just like my rolls for that pink horror not to split. Thanks Tzeench.

  • @TheeTraitorJim

    @TheeTraitorJim

    2 ай бұрын

    Just as planned

  • @pietro4618
    @pietro46182 ай бұрын

    NO ONE RUSHES THE GOATURABO!!!!!!!

  • @MagnusArchitectOfFate
    @MagnusArchitectOfFate2 ай бұрын

    What a pleasure to see such a nerdy, ehem, master of warp arts. To be honest, chemistry between these three was awesome to watch!

  • @Warpedlogical
    @Warpedlogical2 ай бұрын

    the pc is powered by pure malice of the iron warriors

  • @theophiledumont3291
    @theophiledumont32912 ай бұрын

    YEEEAH THOUSAND SONS !!! HAPPY DUST NOISES

  • @SeptimusSpeiser
    @SeptimusSpeiser2 ай бұрын

    Nice hearing the Goblin sounds from Sacred after all this time.

  • @chochopete
    @chochopete2 ай бұрын

    "he's a magic nerd" that had me dying. Never noticed this but the outro is laugh is from dow, that's nice.

  • @anonymeroverlord
    @anonymeroverlord2 ай бұрын

    This series is genuinely one of my favorite things on KZread right now. Keep up the great work! Also, as a certified Iron Warriors apologist, I'll definitely remember "NO ONE RUSHES THE GOATURABO"

  • @giacomoromano8842
    @giacomoromano88422 ай бұрын

    I am sorry Night Lords, but no amount of angst will unmurder Kurze. Also, at least Magnus loves his sons, better not say what Kurze thought of his sons by the end of things...

  • @naterro7795

    @naterro7795

    2 ай бұрын

    who said night lords need their primarch?

  • @darknessml6145

    @darknessml6145

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@naterro7795 A decent amount of them actually

  • @naterro7795

    @naterro7795

    2 ай бұрын

    @@darknessml6145 nah the only one they would need is Sevatar

  • @disturbedrenegade9815

    @disturbedrenegade9815

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@darknessml6145 only because they betray each other almost as much as Tzeentch betrays everyone he's ever come into contact with

  • @Tears_of_Isha
    @Tears_of_Isha2 ай бұрын

    nobody: the two blue horrors now running around the ship:

  • @friendlyneighbourhoodsunwheel
    @friendlyneighbourhoodsunwheel2 ай бұрын

    0:46 Nightlord should have said "you should watch your face as I flay it"

  • @alexscholz3438
    @alexscholz34382 ай бұрын

    This feels like the next TTS (compliment) and I absolutely adore every new "episode" that comes out, keep up the great work Goaturabo! Also dusty boiz represent 🔥

  • @jamesdeek7039
    @jamesdeek7039Ай бұрын

    You know what i like....out of the two legions to make your mains on the channel, you pick the absolute best two.

  • @heterosexual_twunk
    @heterosexual_twunk2 ай бұрын

    the AI is getting really good with the stutters and inflictions

  • @DarkApostleNoek
    @DarkApostleNoek2 ай бұрын

    Will it be worth it to donate to Valrak to have him say Goaturabo on a live stream?

  • @TheeTraitorJim

    @TheeTraitorJim

    2 ай бұрын

    The only answer is yes

  • @nuetella9764
    @nuetella97642 ай бұрын

    Love how chill and understanding the 1k son is, I hope he sometimes comes back crashing onto the the duo and be an angsty nerd towards the black legion

  • @denfurret7217
    @denfurret72172 ай бұрын

    They looks like a really good friends in the end. Basically: IW: Fk you. NL: Fk you. TS: Fk you I'm out. *leaves* IW: What a nice guy. NL: Yeah he is.

  • @bobjones5674
    @bobjones56742 ай бұрын

    2:34 Skin cloak made of dust. Some tweezers and a little bit of glue...

  • @Random-World-Eater
    @Random-World-Eater2 ай бұрын

    WHEN BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD?!?!

  • @BigPapaE
    @BigPapaE2 ай бұрын

    THE BOYS ARE BACK BABY!!!

  • @crowejagerson3628
    @crowejagerson3628Ай бұрын

    To be fair this kinda is how traitor legions get along in the books.

  • @MegaBichiX
    @MegaBichiX2 ай бұрын

    wait, did he teleport back to the ship that needs repairs? is he just hanging there on the backseat like a car being towed by the Iron Warrior ship?

  • @lhcedwin
    @lhcedwin2 ай бұрын

    I loved whenever they go "Oh don't think I forget about you-". You'll just know there is something good cooking.😂

  • @Historyfrek4ever
    @Historyfrek4ever2 ай бұрын

    I am sorry Iron Warrior, you don't get to pass judgement on "science" when you shove deamons into everything. Case and point, now you got horrors infesting your ship. (Iron Warriors do deserve a kill team. On a serious note: Great as always and how chaos marines show friendship is hilarious and lore accurate.)

  • @memesofwarhemmer7076
    @memesofwarhemmer70762 ай бұрын

    2:10 The true G.O.A.T are the tzzangor fools it’s all tzzangor now boys 🐐

  • @theholyemu3716

    @theholyemu3716

    2 ай бұрын

    Tzaangor best unit in every Warhammer game need more

  • @TwojaStaraIFrytki
    @TwojaStaraIFrytki2 ай бұрын

    the PETTINESS of Iron Baby, oh my emperor...

  • @Riku006
    @Riku0062 ай бұрын

    2:19 “NO ONE RUSHES THE GOATURABO!” As an Iron Warriors player, I’m going to be saying on loop from now on.

  • @triples2745
    @triples27452 ай бұрын

    Correction, the Iron Warriors did not betrayed the Imperium because they never got a reward or recognition from them, they betrayed over guilt they destroyed their own homeworld and thought they went too far that the Emperor was going to kill them, so they joined Horus to ensure the Legion's survival.

  • @brandonlyon730

    @brandonlyon730

    2 ай бұрын

    They were still pretty salty in not getting any recognition for there work and being passed off in favor of the Fists and Dorn.

  • @triples2745

    @triples2745

    2 ай бұрын

    @@brandonlyon730 Well, Pertuabo had a good reason, because he knows how machines and people work, so seeing his father favoring a weaker primarch who isn't much of a challenge to him can defiantly be infuriating, but even then he was still loyal until he crossed that bridge in Olympia and burned it behind him.

  • @Ak-6969

    @Ak-6969

    Ай бұрын

    "Loyalty is its own reward"

  • @ProduccionesPaquito
    @ProduccionesPaquito2 ай бұрын

    Never thought I’d hear Sacred goblin noises for pink horrors, and yet here we are. Blessed be the changer of ways!

  • @Skyler_8322
    @Skyler_83222 ай бұрын

    Hell yeah new upload.

  • @ahpuro
    @ahpuro2 ай бұрын

    I was like "why is iron warrior so chill today" and one minute later oh boy was I wrong Thanks for the memes, I, a mortal flesh noob, have been learning about the 40K lore thanks to you.

  • @Availant
    @Availant2 ай бұрын

    holy shit please put :"No One Rushes the Goaturabo." on a hoodie somewhere with that one pic of daemon prince peter turbo flexing infront

  • @SoulRuninFree
    @SoulRuninFreeАй бұрын

    I love the happy voice in which he say he’s Not a nerd he’s a MAGIC NERD. All I can think of is that sponge 🧽 bob meme.

  • @Kishin-lv8dt
    @Kishin-lv8dtАй бұрын

    While the thousand sons are losers this guy is the coolest of this series

  • @WordEaters-gr9hv
    @WordEaters-gr9hv2 ай бұрын

    Text to speech tier humor

  • @scottm8292
    @scottm82922 ай бұрын

    Nice, another long one.

  • @TheMC1102
    @TheMC1102Ай бұрын

    I love the way that little daemon whimpered when the Iron Warrior shot it.

  • @ragnarokivae6136
    @ragnarokivae61362 ай бұрын

    Damn I love this videos. And the voices for them are so fitting

  • @tyrantofcans465
    @tyrantofcans4652 ай бұрын

    We need more Thousand Son. He is nice. Perhaps he comes back to pay Iron Warrior?

  • @nathanalexander5598
    @nathanalexander55982 ай бұрын

    Okay this somehow made the series 100 times better than it already was Plus they work so well with each other

  • @Sleepynotlazy
    @Sleepynotlazy2 ай бұрын

    Genuinely better character development than GW's stuff

  • @eightball6219
    @eightball62192 ай бұрын

    You know they all friends when they can insult each other to their core and still walk away like "good seeing him again"

  • @mask9306
    @mask93062 ай бұрын

    It's good to see Ian and Nigel again.

  • @voodooozo3755
    @voodooozo37552 ай бұрын

    "At least my primarch still has both eyes" "At least I still have a primarch" Ah the burns, warpfire burns..

  • @toxicwarpig
    @toxicwarpig2 ай бұрын

    This is gold. I need more. Ima binge this shid

  • @dennisgothier7562
    @dennisgothier75622 ай бұрын

    Another banger. Love when these come out

  • @Dustbinlid1
    @Dustbinlid12 ай бұрын

    When he summoned a horror and I heard the sound, I was expecting Snookie from southpark looking for some smush smush.

  • @thewarpthing4130
    @thewarpthing41302 ай бұрын

    Love seeing these. More episodes please 🙏

  • @AiZy2173
    @AiZy21732 ай бұрын

    Iron warrior just mutually hating both his chaos allies is literally me in any multiplayer game.

  • @x0lopossum
    @x0lopossum2 ай бұрын

    These videos are gold.

  • @goblingamez9921
    @goblingamez99212 ай бұрын

    Need Iron Warrior to meet another Iron Warrior.

  • @falconer7447
    @falconer74472 ай бұрын

    Just discovered your videos! Subscribed! Keep it up! I love it!!!!!!

  • @TheeTraitorJim

    @TheeTraitorJim

    2 ай бұрын

    Welcome aboard!

  • @circleofcerridwen
    @circleofcerridwen2 ай бұрын

    This Thousand Sons fits in well for the series. Hopefully, we see more of him!

  • @jiahuilai608
    @jiahuilai6082 ай бұрын

    Great work man, you are fast approaching TTS level

  • @ChaplainBald
    @ChaplainBaldАй бұрын

    Night lord creating a diversion so Thousand Son don't have to pay for Iron warior for his service.

  • @katona497
    @katona497Ай бұрын

    "Yeah, all the best scientists shout Fireball when lighting their bunson burner". Based

  • @bioder2579
    @bioder25792 ай бұрын

    I want to see the Iron Warrior go apeshit when he sees an Emperors Children Legionary, like be even more bitter than normal

  • @atompunk456
    @atompunk4562 ай бұрын

    i like how these guys are friends that hate each other but still like each other nonetheless

  • @samuelwhitmee9394
    @samuelwhitmee93942 ай бұрын

    These videos fill the hole in my heart that TTS used to fill

  • @loganwhite6403
    @loganwhite64032 ай бұрын

    DAM right no one rushes the goaturabo but dam... i want my iron worriers army

  • @Ottersanity
    @Ottersanity2 ай бұрын

    The Goaturabo merch is a must now

  • @BloodRavenSkull
    @BloodRavenSkullАй бұрын

    Ngl the Sacred goblin noises caught me by surprise. GOAT'ed channel just for that.

  • @b312n.v9
    @b312n.v92 ай бұрын

    Been really liking these

  • @heartlessnobody1143
    @heartlessnobody11432 ай бұрын

    ah yes. the space magic egypt themes super soldier made of lint. he fits right in

  • @FearThePinkMist
    @FearThePinkMist2 ай бұрын

    Keep them coming, this is top tier

  • @0ff868
    @0ff8682 ай бұрын

    oooh, thousand sons sorcerer summoned goblin from sacred, what a cool guy

  • @donkface8509
    @donkface85092 ай бұрын

    I just realised this is actually a realistic conversation of what different CSM legions are like to each other: Hatred/ Disgust or indifference to each other but can get along well hatred/Disgust and indifference towards other things

  • @KalusBane
    @KalusBaneАй бұрын

    Video length is 3:33. 3 + 3 + 3 = 9. All things fall within the Changer of Ways’ great design.

  • @rubennova8116
    @rubennova81162 ай бұрын

    “At least I still have a Primarch” Oof

  • @slevinlaine
    @slevinlaine2 ай бұрын

    Beautiful work as always!

  • @jamessalvatore7054
    @jamessalvatore70542 ай бұрын

    I consider this my new 40k tts. Never stop, brother ! Its hilarious :)

  • @user-dr2rp7ny4v
    @user-dr2rp7ny4v2 ай бұрын

    at last, ZE BOYS ARE BACK with the purest gold

  • @lykos2738
    @lykos27382 ай бұрын

    I would've thought that the Word Bearers were the bottom rung of the CSM ladder.

  • @tomharcar8064
    @tomharcar80642 ай бұрын

    I just discovered your stuff and love your parodies. I noticed the only big 4 legion you haven't featured yet are the Death Guard. I could imagine the IW and the NL's reaction to him. Deathguard: Greetings! I bring tidings from the Plague... IW: OH HELL, THE SMELL!!!! NL: I think I just threw up in my helmet...

  • @TheeTraitorJim

    @TheeTraitorJim

    2 ай бұрын

    They’re coming. Gonna give some of the old ones another go as well. Word bearers technically never got a full video.

  • @tomharcar8064

    @tomharcar8064

    2 ай бұрын

    @@TheeTraitorJim oh cool. That’ll be awesome to see. Btw, my favorite undivided characters are Vashtorr and Fabius bile. Are you planning to have them appear at some point?

  • @RayRay-ep9zz
    @RayRay-ep9zz2 ай бұрын

    "all the best scientists shout fireball when they light there bunsen burner" i mean.. id like to think so lmao

  • @yraglacus3259
    @yraglacus32592 ай бұрын

    As someone whose favorites are both Thousand Sons and Nightlords. The only inaccuracy here was how tame that Nightlords insults were.

  • @SoulGizmo
    @SoulGizmo2 ай бұрын

    Love how we're starting to get action in these

  • @parker1093
    @parker10932 ай бұрын

    thousand son boy didn't pay lol

  • @louisnall3102

    @louisnall3102

    2 ай бұрын

    Such is the way of Tzeentch.

  • @driedspace3687
    @driedspace36872 ай бұрын

    Forget custodes,THESE videos need to be canon !

  • @RogueVindicare
    @RogueVindicare2 ай бұрын

    Desperately need a novel about a new Thousand Sons Sorcerer. Ahriman's great but I'd love to see a story from the perspective of just a regular one trying to achieve his own ambitions.

  • @feIIas
    @feIIas2 ай бұрын

    Reminder: Magnus did everything wrong

  • @louisnall3102

    @louisnall3102

    2 ай бұрын

    At least Magnus loved his sons.

  • @brandonlyon730

    @brandonlyon730

    2 ай бұрын

    @@louisnall3102 He is still responsible for basically damning them for all eternity to the troll god.

  • @louisnall3102

    @louisnall3102

    2 ай бұрын

    @@brandonlyon730 to play devils advocate. Was he really though? Horus, the emperor, the wolf king, and the changer of ways himself played a large part. Personally, I’m an Ahriman fan. He did everything right.

  • @stuggaroy
    @stuggaroy2 ай бұрын

    This is a good series.