Osie getting called out as a traitor only to swap to her perspective where she's holding a hotdog and wandering around aimlessly is PEAK osie

@harveyhandbanana

Жыл бұрын

She's become ungovernable.

@DegEldraziii

Жыл бұрын

7:27

@itssammeh420

Жыл бұрын

Osies lazy chaos is pure gold

@Trevor21230

Жыл бұрын

Then, her last words before death, "Aww, my hotdog!"

What I wish we had this episode: Rythian Face Cam throughout all of these conversations. His silence was as telling as the few times he talked about his distress lmao

@SoakieCat

Жыл бұрын

Poor guy

@Tachii31

Жыл бұрын

The power in his "NO" when Lolip asked for questions about her specialist subject...

@drakynlp1022

Жыл бұрын

the bit where he committed self--barrel-justice at 5:20 also seemed to hint at a lot of inner turmoil.

@Americanbadashh

Жыл бұрын

But then I can't pretend it's literally Phoenix Wright in the episode

@TehSlan

Жыл бұрын

@@Americanbadashh I think I would have choked on my food/drink if he screamed OBJECTION! when they brought up the topic again

Zoey respawning in front of the horse, giving it a look up and down and silently turning and flying away was just perfect

@NomadSoul76

Жыл бұрын

Her contributing "veiny horse penis" to the conversation was pretty good too

"Hey Billy, what's your favorite yogscast gmod ttt episode?" "The one where they talk about horse genitalia for a loooong time."

@onedavewreckingcrew

Жыл бұрын

r/unexpectedgrumps

@Daedrex

Жыл бұрын

Well that doesnt narrow it down

@ZuperZombiezlayer

Жыл бұрын

Hopefully they'll develop a cure for fifty-thousand bash wounds to the head, self-inflicted from watching Dan and Arin talk about macaroni-cheese for an extended period.

@D_Quinn

Жыл бұрын

Horse cock? Horse cock!

@daaaaaaanny

Жыл бұрын

"do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"

"It is the most expensive liquid on the planet...next to printer ink, and Warhammer paint". God Lewis you have never been more right in your life

I can feel rythian just slowly fading away over the course of the horse

@drvurruct2274

Жыл бұрын

Coursecaulk

@bwood6337

Жыл бұрын

It's pretty big so that's understandable.

If you split a cockroach in half, you do not get one roach and one cock. One of life's fundamental unfairnesses.

@thesandwich5321

Жыл бұрын

That depends how ambitious you are.

@Zappygunshot

Жыл бұрын

Well you see, that's because roach is 5 letters, while cock is only 4.

@lubodega1638

Жыл бұрын

Fucked up, m8. Odd number a letters.

@metal3978

10 ай бұрын

​@@thesandwich5321you can get one roach and one cock, but that wouldn't be in half.

I cant believe after all these years, it turns out zylus literally picked his name so he could tryhard LMFAO

@jekanyika

Жыл бұрын

I can believe it.

@VeryPeeved

Жыл бұрын

I can.

@TomBombadil851

Жыл бұрын

first we find out he was named after Rick Astley, now this

@BadVideoWatcher1

Жыл бұрын

​@@TomBombadil851 He can't keep getting away with it

I love this new Cupid role. Good thing it was made just in time for Valentine's Day

@Prophes0r

Жыл бұрын

I kinda wish it forced the two onto a 3rd team so they HAD to work together. Give them a custom buy menu with awful "romance" PUN named items. - Wedding Ring - Creates a cage around you and teleports your target inside with you. The cage persists until one of you dies. - Love Letter - Copy of paper airplane. maybe does something else other than exploding. - Night on The Town - you and your lover get damage reduction and the drunk effect as long as you are within [x] distance. Go paint the town red. - O'l Ball 'n Chain - Disables target's movement. - Butterflies in My Stomach - Revenge item. Spawns 6 bees from you and your lover if you die. etc...

@alfredhadesworth9253

Жыл бұрын

@@TheCoolCucumber Nope, just sarcasm my good cucumber.

I was actually eating a Hot dog with French fries while watching this. However, I do have the superior training from eating while watching Hat Films videos.

@SrTNick1

Жыл бұрын

yeah I had a calzone and was largely unbothered

@norpotti52

Жыл бұрын

Grilled cheese for me. Have heard much worse, despite not watching Hat Films myself.

@KoalaProductions

Жыл бұрын

2 sausage mcmuffins with egg and a sausage egg and cheese mcgriddle

@jakelee9876

Жыл бұрын

I was eating yogurt... and then Lewis starts talking about "thr most expensive liquid in the world"

@norpotti52

Жыл бұрын

@@jakelee9876 Mmm, _horse yogurt..._

Rythian's stony silence throughout the whole cumversation was glorious

@Banana900000

Жыл бұрын

It's better than him policing the conversation like he normally does

I love how Rythian was already done with the conversation the moment it began.

10:54 - Zoey bought a bat before Zoey did. Seems like some weird time travel thing.

@DoABarrelRol1l

Жыл бұрын

I guess it checks other players > then buys the item? Thank goodness otherwise Zoey would never get her own achieve

@alistairwall5470

Жыл бұрын

@@DoABarrelRol1l There was an update to the mod to allow the players referenced in the achieves to get them themselves

@Kenners1990

Жыл бұрын

I was also wondering about this. It was confusing to see it popup.

@BigSadClownBoi

Жыл бұрын

@@alistairwall5470 Same with Rythian getting the Barrel Justice achievement, even though he was only partially involved, a few episodes back

Zoey getting hit by the duncannon right as she gains freedom was to good.

I fucking love Zoey calling it a sticky projectile, after having been the one to try to change the subject before a few times

"Sorry to anyone eating while watching" Me with a mouthful of food: "I see no problem"

@Meraidd

Жыл бұрын

We are iron stomached viewers, after all these years

@Solanne11

Жыл бұрын

My main issue was the risk of choking because I was laughing too much

@waxyeye

Жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@gurigura4457

Жыл бұрын

I've watched enough of their GTAV videos that something as innocent as horse genetalia has not effect on me anymore.

@georgehh2574

Жыл бұрын

@@Solanne11 The risk of choking...? H O R S E C O C K

Honestly, I'm surprised so many Yogs videos don't get demonetized

@thesandwich5321

Жыл бұрын

They probably do, most of the revenue comes from twitch I think

@Lastielion

Жыл бұрын

It's a vast improvement on the suicide gun and strugglefuck days where they regularly joked about rape and suicide

@Epicchannelify

Жыл бұрын

​@@Lastielion god forbid the people who's job it is to entertain make jokes

@shadowstalker1857

Жыл бұрын

​@@Lastielion weirdly miss those days

@D44RK_Iced_Yogs

Жыл бұрын

@@Lastielion I’m pretty sure you just described Ravs’ humor still. It might not be directly but I’m pretty sure they all joke about stuff like that from time to time.

tonight's' episode: THE WRITER'S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH

@maxbufton5441

Жыл бұрын

This implies Ravs is his own self insert oc

This video is the answer to everyone Googling in 3 weeks "Why did Rythian leave the Yogscast?"

This was a very "Hatfilms"-esque discussion

Duncan's "Depends on the horse." fucking broke me.

I wonder what the HPM (Horsecock's per minute) of this episode is

@Ragetiger1

Жыл бұрын

the HPM was high enough to revive Mr Hands.

Having the monkey grow out of the bin sounds like an alternate to pitching a tent.

I'm actually a bit surprised that when Kirsty brought up school, she didn't mentioned the bit where she learned about "milking a bull elephant." 😆

I was eating sausages whilst watching this and by god they were the best sausages I have ever eaten

The ONE episode I ever decide to watch without headphones 😂

Ben slowly sneaking the main crew towards the realm of centaur lore. Subtle, but yes

Poor Rythian trying to lock it down at every turn and it just keeps going

I would love to have seen Rythian's face reacting to the conversation during this

this sure will be a very weird nostalgic episode in the future "gosh do you remember that horse cock video? that was so funny! those were the good times!"

The fact I just finished eating right after Lewis apologized to anyone who was eating while watching is the best part of my day😂

@sebastian114

Жыл бұрын

yeah... same here honestly at this point one would think we would know better than to eat anything when we watch the yogs... oh well

😂 Zoey finally getting out of the water, directly into a doncannon

10:51 how did Zoey get the achievement for buying a bar before Zoey lol

@Wildcard-Jack-47

Жыл бұрын

I mean it technically was not wrong zoey hadn’t bought a bat yet And there has to be some way for the people mentioned in achievements to get them

@lyeyeruyass5809

Жыл бұрын

If someone specifically is involved in the achive such as this it makes it impossible for that player to get ot so instead they get it when someone else gets it

I can’t stop laughing. I’m 61, but I’m also apparently 12.

@kitsunekaze93

Жыл бұрын

im 30, and im also 12 somehow, i think they might have discovered the "fountain" of youth!

Now this is the content I subscribed for all those years ago

I need Rythians " No" as a soundbitw

Honestly I would love as a member to get like long ttt like the whole version or something, that would be amazing!!!!!

11:42 Hearing Lewis pronounce chorizo really threw me for a loop there lol

@chuchu9649

Жыл бұрын

It’s because they’re British, the cultural exposure to spanish pronunciation isnt there yet lol

@ThatPsdude

Жыл бұрын

@@chuchu9649 I'm saying even from an english standpoint. I've never heard it pronounced "cho-ritz-o"

@SoulHeartEsquivel

Жыл бұрын

Hehe as a Mexican American it's always a mixture of mild hilarity and slight cring at how others who don't natively speak our food names.

@RoosterFloyd

Жыл бұрын

​​@@SoulHeartEsquivel Which is funny because as an American I'm exposed to a lot of people who are just learning the English language and I've never found it funny or was insulted or disgusted or even annoyed by new peoples poor English. I'm so proud of them for trying, I know a few languages and understand how hard it is as an aunt especially to learn that stuff. I honestly don't get why other countries peoples get like disgusted by people attempting to speak their language. What I do dislike however is when people move somewhere and make no effort to learn the language.

I love the moment Lewis falls in love with Duncan, he tries to kill him TWICE

Zoey getting the achievement for buying a bat before Zoey does.😆

i love that zoey was trying to end the conversation then carried it on xD Zoey chaos is perfect.

I was eating during this video, and food has never tasted so good before.

rythian didn't stay quiet because he died. it was because he left, the conversation and the session lol

I enjoyed a full meal during this episode, cheers lads!

well, this is one of the most cursed episodes so far

Duncan did pretty well for himself in that first round, with his sniping.

They are really into mollusks this episode, aren't they? I also find horse conchs very fascinating!

fun fact related to the amusingly cursed discussion from like, at least half the episode, Humans and Horses are two of the members of the exclusive club of mammals that get erections through blood pressure instead of a baculum aka a penis bone

Rythians discomfort in this episode is perfect.

me - in the middle of eating a sausage when lewis is talking about saliva chorizo

Fun idea: One of the Randomats at the start of the round gives one player a Golden Dingus and they have to hold onto it for X amount of time, sort of like a King of the Hill minigame.

This just reminds me of when everyone played Cards Against Humanity back in the day and rarely did anyone lost their monitization on those videos ether.

Made it to the horse body part. HOW was this not demonetized!?!

Of course that's how Zylus came up with is name.

I love how nearly everyone spends the entire episode talking about horse genitalia and the fluid it produces, but Zoey mentions "sticky projectiles" ONE TIME and suddenly its the most offensive statement everyone else has ever heard. Its like talking about vulgar subjects is commonplace for the Yogscast, but the moment someone tries to be subtle or use innuendo and it is a crime against God and nature.

The most expensive liquid is deathstalker scorpion venom at around $39 million/gallon.

I can confirm as an American that generic horse semen is not particularly valuable, you can buy it by the gallon at Walmart for $3.50 a jug.

@WildBluntHickok

Жыл бұрын

Same price as 2% milk. Wait, that was the milk section I was shopping in wasn't it?

8:14 🤣Rythian with the most defiant "- No," you've ever heard in your life.

This was a very intellectual episode.

What an episode to choose to watch while eating lunch at work. Thank goodness I use headphones 😂

Zoey got an achievement to buy a homerun bat before Zoey, interesting.

"esteemed members of Parliament, may I present Exhibit A" *proceeds to play the "There's no Cock like Horse Cock" song by Pepper Coyote*

@Retr0Whiskey

Жыл бұрын

Damn you. My curiosity got the better of me...

Oh my god, this episode was amazing from start to finish! This is what I like to see!

this episode was so chaotic, even a dumpster decided to get in on the action....

Traitors should be able to buy a twisted cupids bow that implies they are cupid and safe but it just fires a poon

Honestly love the conversation topic and rythians pain makes it better and a good lunchtime video to watch

The company name discourse at the beginning made me think about a conversation that I had with my mother the other night about how she named her company specifically so it would be the first name at the very top of the yellow pages book. My mom apparently thinks like Zylus lol

If you save vats of it, you basically have an unlimited supply of substitute Alfredo sauce for after the apocalypse

@TheChronova

Жыл бұрын

and its a good thing too, i dont really like alfredo anyway

😂😂😂 lmfao! Lewis's little "duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh!" Made me think of Simon and granny bacon (watching the israphael ones again) and I laughed so damn hard! I really miss seeing Simon in so many videos 😂

Never heard Chorizo pronounced "chor-itzo" before now, Lewis

Watching Ravs get slapped to death as a Loot Goblin by a zombie was definitely the highlight of the day.

This is the best advertisement for members ever

Kirsty: Who's *blam* doing *blam* that? *blam*

There's no way the map developer didn't put the Spectator spawn there by accident! It was 100% on purpose!

now THIS is the content that Im here for!

I've been eating the whole time, I know the Tale of the Volsi, so this is normal😂

Yeah... Hatfilms called... They want their subjects back!

We all love Ben's death Bleugh but Kirstie's Weurp! is really cute.

I tend to eat breakfast while I watch the new main channel video, today this was a mistake

"sorry if some of you are eating while watching this" are u kidding i watch waay weirder shit while eating this is just a treat, also i was litterly eating ham while watching this XD

I'm always eating while I watch these, nothing bad will happen this time around

I think the cupid role being completely out in the open makes it quite a meaningless role. It should at the very least be hidden, have a win condition and a incensitive to be killed once revealed. Maybe have it be the matchmaker and it is able to secretly tag people without using the big obvious bow. And then they win if the two people they tagged are the last survivors. If they are killed maybe the couple breaks up so a very reluctant couple can hunt it down to break up.

Now that you mention it I'm glad you posted after lunch

"Sorry to anyone that is eating right now" Meanwhile, me sitting here eating, just used to their bs xD

Barf city, population - no thank you

Hat Films viewers perfectly fine eating thru this vid

Generally i love to watch with my lunch... My new diet is going great.

Lewis: You look like you have more than one stomach! Me: well thats going to be a new HR case 😂

Remember that time when kirsty fell on a mud puddle in a hot day and people called her crusty?

Little fun fact for Duncan and the rest, they don't charge you for extra *bacon* or cheese at 5Guys, do with that info as you'd like. This fact brought to you courtesy of The Fast Food Secrets Club of America ©️®️™️

“i hope no one’s eating” dear god, welp i’m not eating anymore!!

17:17 Really surprised Dingus/Maxwell didn't appear until right at the end.

"It's like the Sims... but magical" Sims devs: **sadge face**

"What's your favorite episode of Yogscast TTT, Billy?" "I like the one where they talk about horse cocks for a loooooong time"

Lolipopgi's missed statement "I'm desperate and EASY" when looking for a lover.

😂 Zoe being brilliant and keeping it up 😉 10:50

Damn I felt the pain in Zoey's voice as she had to shoot Kirsty in the back 😂 that was some Scar/Mufasa scene right there!

And now I'm thinking of the song "no c*** like horse c***" cheers 🤣

@kitsunekaze93

Жыл бұрын

"send your as***le into shock!"

I’m curious and am wondering in the beginning of the ttt series where they actually played the game and talked about the round to now where they just waffle about random shit for every episode and don’t give a shit about the game I wanna know when and what episode did it devolve I wanna say it was recent but after watching so many I honestly don’t even know 🤣🤣😭they’ve been doing ttt for so long that I wanna say maybe abt a year ago is when it devolved but I could be wrong

osie and boba are the funniest yogscast members hands down