This is not a horror game. It's a simulation game. A really realistic simulation game.

@lukesstudio5659

3 жыл бұрын

Daniel Thorsteinsson especially karen

@lemongraabtheforsaken1225

3 жыл бұрын

No it’s still a little bit watered down, the customers don’t kick down the employees only door and search around for an employee or what they want.

@billymessenger3982

3 жыл бұрын

I only liked this cause it made me like 666 :')

@cyeerieczar

3 жыл бұрын

I’ get the sweats when I return to my old job. I hated working at Safeway

@fuegoneeko2217

3 жыл бұрын

Daniel Thorsteinsson it’s my life 😅

The “excuuuuuussssseeee meeeeeeee” is literally terrifying. Ah, brings back the retail ptsd.

@nathansherman5684

3 жыл бұрын

When Kevin mentioned Lester, I remembered you can find his bones in a hidden compartment, suggesting The Manager killed him

@Suenami89

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao yes! 🤣

@Suenami89

3 жыл бұрын

This game needs the eerie sound of creaking doors opening 2 minutes before closing..classic horror movie style. 6:58pm (*creeeeeak*) Employee, terrified: "NO! NOOOOO! LEAVE ME ALONE"

@durttheelder4035

3 жыл бұрын

@@nathansherman5684 I assumed he hid and was trapped there

@CeramicQuill

3 жыл бұрын

Well, exuuuuuuuuuss me, princess! -Link

The only unrealistic part of this game is that no one asked "do you have any in the back?"

@Ilivepuppys

3 жыл бұрын

i think the only time they had it in the back was when i came at 9am to get a game and they havent stock it yet.

@VultureClone

3 жыл бұрын

Annoying customer: "Ohh you don't have any of the milk I want?" Me: "No sorry, we're all out." Customer looks back to the fridge and makes a humming noise. Awkward silence. Annoying customer: Are you sure there's none in the back? Me: "No there isn't, I'm really sorry-" Annoying customer: "You don't want to check for me?" Me: "........."

@Melisurfer

3 жыл бұрын

@@VultureClone I just pretended to check, when I was too tired of their bs

@ellissvannish5788

3 жыл бұрын

@@Melisurfer Oh yeah, I've legit just walked out back, waited a minute, then came back to the customer. I didn't get paid enough to scour through crates and palettes.

@grass7864

3 жыл бұрын

I do that...sorry, guys.

I worked in retail for a year and the scariest thing to ever happen was once when I crawled inside a circular rack of coats to grab a tag on the floor. While I was still in there some customers came over and started sorting through the coats, and I missed the appropriate window of time that would have been acceptable to come out so I just sat there while they browsed, hoping they wouldnt see me

@ariagrace7431

3 жыл бұрын

I just let out the ugliest laugh out loud upon reading this

@fricketyfracktraintrack

3 жыл бұрын

This sounds like some shit I would do 😂

@parryyotter

3 жыл бұрын

That’s terrifying lmao

@DearShion

3 жыл бұрын

Did.... did they saw you?

@bippolhdt4730

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine walking out 😂

This is legitimately one of the most terrifying things I have ever seen

@xxXXRAPXXxx

3 жыл бұрын

Still not as terrifying as real job in retail.

@misspopcoin2204

3 жыл бұрын

I hear you. My heart is beating really fast after watching this.

@Halfbad-bf1lt

3 жыл бұрын

xxXXRAPXXxx that’s why I said one of 🤣

@banditbeth7687

3 жыл бұрын

I’m now scared to go back to work...

@zenokiller2420

3 жыл бұрын

Or Batman vs Superman

“My name is The Manager” If he isn’t the manager, he has a built in advantage against Karens “I wanna speak to the Manager!” “I am The Manager!” Technically true

@deadchanneldontwatch7347

3 жыл бұрын

sounds like a death stranding character

@BluMan506

3 жыл бұрын

Uno Reverse Card

@susa.k.a.pinkguy2036

3 жыл бұрын

i am the manager i wanna speak to karen

Im sorry did Kevin find a secret in the game WITHOUT EVEN TRYING

@ronthedragon5704

3 жыл бұрын

yeah he even understood who the skeleton was right away xD

@brad2400

3 жыл бұрын

If there's something to destroy Kevin will destroy it... hidden or not

@geoffreydevereaux3272

3 жыл бұрын

When you play enough games and do random stuff in them, I’m sure statistically it’s bound to happen

@realah3001

2 жыл бұрын

The super market monster

@Adi_The_Gamer4158

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

The only inaccuracy is the customers obeying the staff only areas. Other than that, this is exactly what retail is like

@deaf-tomcat

3 жыл бұрын

THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I'VE HAD TO JUST LIKE TRY TO GET PEOPLE AWAY FROM THE BACK OR GOTTEN SPOOKED BC A CUSTOMER SAW ME THROUGH THE BACK DOOR WINDOWS GOD

@mewdeathcakes594

3 жыл бұрын

The amount of times I've waited in line at the employee bathroom only to see fucking customers walk out. MEJCJSNVNF

@nickknacks1968

3 жыл бұрын

Jeez people do that?

@tashkent561

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickknacks1968 Yes

@fedgetfurious

3 жыл бұрын

I had a customer walk in back and then decried that they had PTSD when I told them they could not be back there and had to leave.

We need a book with all of Kevin’s life tips

@NathanN0rth

3 жыл бұрын

Up

@kewoshk

3 жыл бұрын

He has compilations of them on his second channel, Dear Leader Jim Pickens

@ayushtyagi1673

3 жыл бұрын

@@kewoshk its not his channel , its a fanmade channel as far as i know

@bitbot9834

3 жыл бұрын

@@ayushtyagi1673 no its official

@sgemeton9790

3 жыл бұрын

I would like this post 1m times if I could😂

A representation of Kevin's life, he stocks videogames and gets run over.

@Juno_June

3 жыл бұрын

his life in a nutshell lmao

@chloemccoll

3 жыл бұрын

this comment is top tier

@expecting747

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@shiannafoxx

3 жыл бұрын

I'm done 💀💀

@ramensocks

3 жыл бұрын

Awww you didn't 🤣

Kevin, if you wanna try reliving this nightmare again, here are some tips that might help: -you can yeet the boxes onto the customers to stun them -the timer only starts when you start stocking, not when you pick up the box so you can actually place the boxes in their appropriate aisle at the start of the shift *then* start stocking. -look around before stocking so the coast is clear otherwise, listen for their respective sounds -stock all the shelves within the timeframe and you win! .... Day 1 at least lol. Like so Kevin sees!

@eldonhill4840

3 жыл бұрын

He isn't going to play it again lol But that is helpful for others

@hitsugatatsuro9978

3 жыл бұрын

@@eldonhill4840 Welp, thought I'd give it a shot lol.

@victoryvictorious633

3 жыл бұрын

… does this work in real retail as well?

@lrose5522

2 жыл бұрын

@@victoryvictorious633 Tbh if a retail worker threw a box at me I would be stunned, but honestly I couldn't blame them either.

@victoryvictorious633

2 жыл бұрын

@@lrose5522 🤣🤣😂😂🤣

This game genuinely scared me more than most horror games. Probably because I wasn't expecting it to be so creepy. But from the faces to the creepy "excuseeeee meeeeee" as they chase you through the aisles jesus christ.

@hellborne7995

3 жыл бұрын

I just found it horrifying that you couldn't escape most of them.

@darlingvioletann2099

4 ай бұрын

The first customer that chased after him scare the feck out of me 😂😅

As a retail employee contractor for the last 18 years, I can say this is so accurate. Remember, no matter what has happened, it's ALWAYS your fault and the customer will "go and shop at your rivals" Apparently saying "off you go then" is a bad thing...and that's the story of how I lost my job in retail.

@eaglefan2569

3 жыл бұрын

@Sylvester Unfortunately a lot of places still run on "the customer is always right" logic in those situations. Got a warning myself for a retail job just for asking a customer to not reach over the counter into the spare change because it was store policy. Unfortunately some management just don't care for their worker's well-being.

@katiewest4402

3 жыл бұрын

@Sylvester haha honestly I was just joking. I have a slightly unusual retail job where I don't work for one particular retail brand. But it's definitely a thing where dedicated, hard working staff can be shit on because they have a bad manager who puts the customer first regardless of how the customer is acting :)

@jeanbean2618

3 жыл бұрын

yeah no, the customer is always right somehow - i got a warning because a customer left their bag and somehow it was my fault for not loading their cart ...? except we were never told to load the customer's cart during training so it's whatever i guess

@evrensaygn1017

3 жыл бұрын

Customer is always right. You are there to become a slave to them. This is capitalism.

@creepyjesus1471

3 жыл бұрын

It's so stupid too, because no store is "your" rival. You don't lose *anything* if they shop somewhere else. In fact, it is BETTER if they leave because you still get paid not enough/hour and don't have to deal with their nonsense.

on sentence to send shivers down any retail workers spine: "excuse me"

@hanzdarm7849

3 жыл бұрын

I always thought so, that's way i say "listen up" to lighten up your day

@greasedumpster9781

3 жыл бұрын

Just so i know in the future when I'm lost in a shop or need something, what should i say instead of excuse me

@amandaking4654

3 жыл бұрын

@Fran Villaverde me when i first started: omg hi how can i help you?? :) me now: what do you want you fucking troll

Watching this. On my break. At my retail job. I truly can’t escape

@Swishyflish

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@nicramirez8175

3 жыл бұрын

We’re not allowed breaks at my overnight retail job. There’s never an escape. 😭

@sonyan1191

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao! Literally doing the same thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@pissapocalypse

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicramirez8175 um is that legal

@nicramirez8175

3 жыл бұрын

Maggatrix yes, because technically we’re allowed to sit every two hours for 5 minutes but only IF we aren’t busy, which we always are.

“I’d rather be fired” is a mood

@GusenbauerAffe

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll prolly quit tomorrow so yes. Big time

"I lost my baby" "Omg why would you want it back that things terrifying" Can confirm that's all 100% part of the retail experience 😂😂😂

@stacysollitt3856

3 жыл бұрын

LOL! True!!! 😂

@darran311

3 жыл бұрын

In customers defense some places like the last restaurant /hotel I worked in are a bit vague on what is and isn't staff only , that place was confusing for us and we all worked there the amount of times a customer would find themselves in the staff room while looking for the toilets

@jennmullins1063

3 жыл бұрын

@@darran311 ... idk what you're getting at exactly, or if you meant to comment that on someone else's post? All I was saying is kids are terrifying gremlins😂😂😂

@darran311

3 жыл бұрын

OK don't know what happened there i have no memory of replying here at all😆

@jennmullins1063

3 жыл бұрын

@@darran311 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 happens to the best of us

Retail has definitely changed my life for the worst.

@anonymousanimal5179

3 жыл бұрын

Eh. Depends on how old you are. I worked retail for a few years after high school and while it did suck, I can look back on some valuable lessons it taught me. Namely, the lesson to not be a dick to retail workers. There are plenty of people out there who could have used that perspective.

@hotbeekslab

3 жыл бұрын

I think there should be mandatory retail service, just so people understand.

@hotbeekslab

3 жыл бұрын

@Pharo lowes is probably pretty good, I work at Walmart so everyone shops here

@robbie2589

3 жыл бұрын

@Pharo In my case, it's not so much the customers, which is crazy considering we're surrounded by crackheads, but rather the stupidity and incompetence of corporate and employees causing my store issues. Get a lot of poor employees causing drama while corporate gives us all more work, fewer hours to do it in and less pay, oh but you better damn well get it done or you get a stern talking to about productivity from the DM.

@eaglefan2569

3 жыл бұрын

My retail experiences made my depression worse. Worked at a local grocery store as my first job when I came of age and boy was it bad. Despite being hired on as a part-time bagger I was forced to work well over the legal minor limit, including three separate Saturdays where someone "didn't show up for their evening shift" and I had to do both my mid and evening shift. Got my first warning for following store policy by politely asking a customer not to reach over the counter for the spare change and was about to grab it myself when said customer exploded on me, insulted me, and slandered me in from of my coworker at the register, who said and did nothing in my defense. Said customer was given a pie and store credit for "my mistake". Second warning I got was on the last one of those extra long Saturdays. Was told to take my final mandated 15 minute break so I did. Halfway through it I was called to help at the register despite other workers being available. Got the warning issued by a manager I used to think was nice because "I didn't respond fast enough". Never got to finish that break either. Despite being hired on and only paid for being a bagger, I had to do janitorial and cashier work, genuinely working the register, cleaning the bathrooms, sweeping and mopping the floors, and even had to help other departments with their chores. I got called in by the owner to discuss the warnings and I answered earnestly about them. Was pretty much told that "I was an excellent worker but one more warning would get me fired". Note that this was on a day I had off. Not really grand for a 16 year old girl to face with depression. Went home and worried my siblings by locking my room and contemplating suicide from all the stress I was enduring. My mom was nice enough to comfort me when I got home and confronted the store on this and let them know I was quitting effective immediately. It's turned me off from customer service ever since. Still feel icky thinking about it even though it's been five years. Sounds a bit unreal but it's the truth. Haven't really had much cause to share my retail horror story. Learned some good things from working there but it's scarred me more than helped, both thanks to the customers and coworkers. Oh, quick edit while I remember. I also on occasion worked behind the customer service desk and sold cigarettes a good 12 times... despite being 16. Definitely a stellar place.

After working 12 years in retail I can confirm this is 100% accurate

@iwong3357

3 жыл бұрын

My only complaint is that you only have one customer hounding you at a time. If this game was 100% realistic, you'd have at least another two customers breathing down your neck by the time you get the first customer halfway across the store.

@gonewriting

3 жыл бұрын

@@iwong3357 too true, and then both phone lines will start ringing as three more people queue up for help

@Valkbg

3 жыл бұрын

@@gonewriting Dont forget that newbie you are responsible for.

@samsherrington7423

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think I have ever asked a retail worker where something is, on account of the big friggin labels above every aisle.

@robbie2589

3 жыл бұрын

@@samsherrington7423 Some people seem to be walking around completely blind. I've had people come up to me, ask where something is, and I sadly have to tell them.. look directly next to you.. Shelf after shelf after shelf of what you're looking for, mere inches from you.. "Oh, well if it was a snake it'd have bit me!" :'(

"Retail is like a wound that never heals and hurts forever." At least you didn't work in retail this year, Kevin! 2020 retail life is a whole new level of pain.

@MerkhVision

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the Great Retail Wars of 2020. Our generation will be telling our grandkids about this lol

@jorleeahsurely

3 жыл бұрын

Bless you.. i am so sorry

@captainanon6849

3 жыл бұрын

Where I live, like half the people that come into the store have their masks around their chin. Customer: “Oh, but the mask is so uncomfortable!” Shut the fuck up, man. I wear this thing 9 hours a day.

@fricketyfracktraintrack

3 жыл бұрын

Genuine condolences

@user-ln2go4xp6d

3 жыл бұрын

it's always the same customers every single day too. and the ones who don't wear masks like being exempt implies you're vulnerable dude, you probably shouldn't be out and about.

Kevin, I'm disappointed. The thumbs are from spy kids 1, not spy kids 3d.

@AndrewAMMay

3 жыл бұрын

Feckin amateur hour up in here

@julianh2177

3 жыл бұрын

Right? What kind of nerd dosen't keep up with Spy Kids?

@melx2676

3 жыл бұрын

thank you for saying it so i dont have to

@slicksolo9701

3 жыл бұрын

I guess technically every SpyKids movie is 3D

@playdead8734

3 жыл бұрын

I wAnT tO sEe ThE mAnAgEr!

"I'm just waiting for the night now, I've done the bare minimum, and that's more than enough." That describes every day of my life perfectly

It's gone full circle? More like ring of fire. I went down down down and the flames went higher. And it burns burns burns.

@hellborne7995

3 жыл бұрын

The ring of fire! The ring of fire...

Unrealistic. No customer said “It didn’t swipe so it must be free” 1/10

@stevejohnson6593

3 жыл бұрын

people do that? XD

@robbie2589

3 жыл бұрын

"IF IT WAS A SNAKE......" >:(

@robbie2589

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevejohnson6593 Yes they do. All the time. Just gotta smile, have a fake laugh with them, and move on.

@stevejohnson6593

3 жыл бұрын

@@robbie2589 I've heard of that line just now, and I bet it gets old very soon the way you replied. You must be a brave soul. S;

@dylanvolpone5073

3 жыл бұрын

I always hit em with the “so is your ride to prison if you try that one on the way out” people either laugh or look scared

Just an excuse to show us an average day in his gaming store smh

“Lester couldn’t have just quit! He must have been murdered or disappeared or something” if he only knew at the time

If kevin actually made a book called Kevin’s Life Tips and it was every tip from his videos put into a book i would buy it

@RedBeardDragon

3 жыл бұрын

ash coolkid same. That would be the best book ever.

@dylanbjustrom6096

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. Life tips I could trust.

This game is so realistic, it really takes me back. I can almost hear them still asking to speak to the manager...

@royalfamily1938

3 жыл бұрын

Are reading your name tag out loud for no apparent reason.

@Petalflipper

3 жыл бұрын

@@royalfamily1938 Honestly every time a customer actually says my name, it cuts me off guard.

As someone who only knows retail I appreciate the warning in the begging

This is the most horrifying horror game I've ever seen. I thought Alien: Isolation was bad, but then this gets made.

@konakoala

3 жыл бұрын

this isn’t a horror game it’s a simulator

Hi, retail worker here: this game is the most accurate representation of my job I have ever seen.

I've seen a couple people play this and only seen that secret in this video. Is Kevin secretly a genius?

@NorthernGreenEyes

3 жыл бұрын

Jack Septiceye found it and broke the game lol

@flyingsnail_art9170

3 жыл бұрын

John Wolfe found it too :)

@bananasinfrench

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin does seem to break games by nature, maybe that applies to walls, too

didn’t expect to hear anyone reference Spy Kids 3D today but here I am

Imagine if the ending of the game had the main character getting whacked by car and starting he's own yt channel

I like how the stocking items all have one item with a hidden message, like the paint had one that just said pain.

Kevin asks "what do you want" while the spice girls' song plays in the background. These subtle things are why I am here everyday!

Germany's biggest Lets Player played that a while ago. He cried after a while.

@belisarius6949

3 жыл бұрын

Armer Erik

@paeonia_jpg

3 жыл бұрын

Bei dem Spiel absolut verständlich.

@nasseis4260

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, meine Kameraden sind da

@iwong3357

3 жыл бұрын

And that's before the DLC they're coming out with that adds a home and family that you have to provide for and pay taxes for.

@nasseis4260

3 жыл бұрын

@@iwong3357 I heard Satan is a fan of the developers

No one: Kevin: *hyperventilating* I can not do retail again.

@ninjafahita

3 жыл бұрын

*Cue Vietnam war flashbacks

Karen: a retail worker's worst nightmare. Grotesque Baby: hold my milk.

@therodyman700

3 жыл бұрын

WHERE IS THE BEER?!?!?!?! IT TOOK YOU TO LONG I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

@maneatingloveseat

3 жыл бұрын

Hold my milk*

@allisonr1707

3 жыл бұрын

@@maneatingloveseat you right you right

@maneatingloveseat

3 жыл бұрын

@@allisonr1707 I was only joking XD

@allisonr1707

3 жыл бұрын

@@maneatingloveseat it sounds funnier anyhow. 😂

"Brought back bad memories" He gonna get hit by a car, isn't he? Can't watch the video yet but title says enough

@BjenTheBlaster

3 жыл бұрын

I wasn't wrong

@qwoc

3 жыл бұрын

It was reatul

Kevin vs. Karen Imagine an angry Karen saying "I want to speak to the manager" and the manager is Jim Pickens and takes her to the basement. In the basement, Karen paints "Live Laugh Love" images and explains to Jim Pickens why he shouldn't vaccinate his kids he forgot about.

@GreggoryL

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, a Karen like that is pretty much like Jim. They both kill children.

@kawabatayuri

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao Jim would vaccinate his biological or adopted children with death sentence injection

@nanaba9811

3 жыл бұрын

Carla Bianca this cracked me up! Thank you.

@Thenoobestgirl

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think Jim would evem care to vaccinate them in the first place 😂

@victoryvictorious633

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thenoobestgirl if a new pack is out he will, new stuff means experimenting and trying to give your kids untested vaccines if it’s Jim.

“Oh god, please don’t assault me”~ Sims when they walk past Jim, probably

In my old retail job it wasn't the customers that were the issue, it was the co-workers/managers

@mrFox45150

3 жыл бұрын

i remember back when i worked retail the co workers and the customers were problematic. One of em co workers was really burnt through their nerves and yelled at everyone another didnt let me walk around hands in my pockets so i told them to fuck off, one or two just walked about doing nothing and then there was management that ordered me to work on other sections. Customers were often drunks thatd talk to me because i was the drinks stocker you can imagine how that went.

@Chrono_Mitsurugi

3 жыл бұрын

tell me about it. my brother was a store manager, and some stupid chick wanted to get her ex boyfriend in trouble. so she said he was sexually harassing her. of course they fire that guy, but then they fire my brother too. just because that guy and my bro eat lunch at the same table in the break room. there are only 2 tables in the break room and 12 employees. luckily my bro won a lawsuit against the store, and then they tried to hire him back to manage a new store but he told them to fek off. he now works for a different company. store manager again but this company offered him more money.

**flashbacks to the man that loved his hoover**

@anniedangerface

3 жыл бұрын

hey garlic 👋🏻

starting my first retail job in a week and i think this video is going to make me quit already

@iwong3357

3 жыл бұрын

Brace yourself. Keep a "kill them with kindness" mentality. The worst customers will jump on any sign of weakness like fucking jackals, especially if you're already having a bad day. I literally had a customer ask to speak to a manager because I refused to smile on cue. When she pushed the subject, I said I didn't feel like smiling that day and she wanted to get me fired for that after ringing her purchase. And pray you have a half-decent manager, although I think that's statistically against you. Most managers are lazy asshats who sit in their office most of the day and fold and take the customers' side to all but the most ridiculous complaints.

@stacysollitt3856

3 жыл бұрын

Some advice from an old retail warhorse - RUN. LOL. Seriously, good luck. You'll develop your retail face in no time, and it's something that becomes a part of you. I can slip in and out of mine seamlessly. Like I Wong said, don't show weakness.

@newmixgirl

3 жыл бұрын

Good luck! Retail is a tricky thing but after working for about 10 years my advice is just do your job and don’t get involved in co worker drama cause it’s not worth it. Most customers are pretty neutral or nice and just want to get their stuff and leave; most will prob ignore you and it’s low key a blessing. Don’t fold and don’t be afraid to say no because like some said they can always tell when you’re new at this. Don’t believe their bullshit stories about they were able to do something before as its most likely false. If they want to complicate things give it to your manager cause you’re not paid enough to make them happy if they want to fight policy.

I'm really curious what the people who haven't watched the streams think about Kevin asking if a moan is a bear

@Daniel-qt5ib

3 жыл бұрын

@Alind Simo he occasionally asks people in online games if they know what sound a bear makes, and then demonstrates it as sounding like a very sexual moan :D

@Melisurfer

3 жыл бұрын

i agree with your name

@katelivewire

3 жыл бұрын

@@Daniel-qt5ib XD dear lord I need to see this

@greasedumpster9781

3 жыл бұрын

thought that was pretty normal actually, well for kevin at least

That brief moment of "does that person have a gun?" really nails the experience of always having a slight chance of getting caught in a mass-shooting, that real American experience, that low-grade, constant dread.

This game seriously gives me more anxiety than any horror game could

“Why have we got so many wet floor closets” For your ever-moist hands probably

This game is what every social interaction looks like for me in real life.

@NorthernGreenEyes

3 жыл бұрын

100% FACT. I hate people

@hellborne7995

3 жыл бұрын

For me that's just how it feels.

I love how we can see the PTSD slowly ebbing it's way out of Kevin and just gets progressively worse with each passing minute lol

@Bama_Boy

3 жыл бұрын

What your meaning to say and what u said dont go together. I only know this bc I didnt know the word and had to look it up but "ebbing" means to gradually lessen or reduce. So his PTSD is reducing its way out of him or his PTSD is gradually lessening itself out of him. Definitely thinking to much into it and making it more than it really is.

This is my exactly why I don’t want a retail job, the amount of horror stories my retail friends have told me.

@amandaking4654

3 жыл бұрын

sadly youre probably going to have to work retail at some point in your life. it actually does give you good experience. its been my first job so far and honestly ive learned a lot about people and how to deal with them well. the horror stories are true though

“saw one customer and went straight back out” this is genuinely the store i work at. i’m convinced.

2:58 is me whenever I walk past anybody when I’m by myself 😂

I've honestly never seen Kevin this stressed. Usually he's the one doing the stressing.

Retail Wars: Attack of the consumers

Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you've give me, keep up the great work!! :)

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

One day

@anniedangerface

3 жыл бұрын

Hola dan

@dynodan9234

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON One day!

@dynodan9234

3 жыл бұрын

Hola@@anniedangerface

Watching this was incredibly stressful.

This is the most terrifying horror game ever, and I never even worked a day in my life at retail.

I'm actually way more uncomfortable than I feel like I should be.

Day 2 of demanding Kevin puts Default in the Sims 4 universe

@callmeturg

3 жыл бұрын

y e s

@vinlex5696

3 жыл бұрын

Y E P

@anniedangerface

3 жыл бұрын

Call Me Turg hi turggg

@kawabatayuri

3 жыл бұрын

But if Kevin puts default, that means he needs to modify a female sim to look like default, which means that female sim no longer has a default personality

@banbanthebandit4002

3 жыл бұрын

Yes but also YES

0:26 when turg sees fire 😻

This is the most horrifying game I've ever seen. Probably because I also work in retail and its even worse. 😪

The horror and defeat in Kevin's eyes really helped with my immersion.

Watching this video while I’m at my retail job, I’m relating to this too much

The PTSD is strong with Kevin.

I got an ad for meditation/relaxing in the middle of the video, very much needed thank you

I subbed to you a bit ago and came upon your channel again. I do not regret binging. Thank you for the beautiful content!! I absolutely loved this video along with the Sims 4 series with Jim Pickens so far and Tomodachi Life / Miitopia. Anything you play though I always find amusing- There’s really never a dull moment anywhere. 😂💛

Hi, I just wanna say that I love your content and you always make me laugh. You're great at singing and you should do it more

Day 90 of telling Kevin to revisit The Bee Movie Game

@FrenchFries2

3 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing you really like jazz

@beegod255

3 жыл бұрын

@@FrenchFries2 Oh yeah

@nasseis4260

3 жыл бұрын

@Gray Unicorn_10 the word "revisit" is there for a reason

@jennmullins1063

3 жыл бұрын

I legit thought this said the bee gee movie game. Now I'm super disappointed there isn't a bee gee game... that I know of 😂😂if it exists, kevin needs to play it!

@beegod255

3 жыл бұрын

@@jennmullins1063 Aww I wish

Man I used to work in papa johns for a long time in high school and amount of crap we used to get from customers was insane. Always be kind to people in retail and hospitality, it's not their fault and being an asshole can really hurt people and take a toll on them. Much love to this wonderful cul.....I mean community

Been working in retail/with the public for almost 10 years and can safely say this is accurate lol

Karen - the nightmare of every employee This game is so cursed Edit: Thank you so much for 92 likes! I really appreciate it!☺

Day 5 of asking Kevin to play Jesus Strikes Back: Judgement Day

@anniedangerface

3 жыл бұрын

I- that’s a real game?!

@basicallytouche4079

3 жыл бұрын

@@anniedangerface Its on steam for like $15

@anniedangerface

3 жыл бұрын

Basically Touche - just the name alone... *chefs kiss*

@Spearyn

3 жыл бұрын

@@basicallytouche4079 its like $5. the second game is $15 but its 15% off right now.

@icedmorning7610

3 жыл бұрын

Well, it’s an anti-sjw, anti-liberal game. It looks funny and isn’t meant to be taken seriously, but Kevin would probably lose more than he gains from playing it. In an age where people won’t distinguish between what is and isn’t meant to be taken seriously, there’s a lot more at stake than you would think.

As a former retail employee a few years ago with severe social anxiety disorder, this hit home for me. This is my game...

I am really excited you played this, I saw Jack play and I knew I wanted this from you!

Me leaving a shift at Walmart: hmmm what fun things does KZread have for me today? KZread: Wanna watch retail simulation games?

1:34 I really dont kbow why Kevin says his singing voice is bad, in this like 5 second clip of nonsense and him singing is great

@jesssantiago6404

3 жыл бұрын

What's the song he is singin

I been waiting for you to play this 😭

For someone that works in retail, I can confirm that this is accurate xD They captured the stress and anxiety quite well, and the feeling of dread whenever you hear a customer say EXCUSE ME! Why, just yesterday I was constantly harrassed by this same couple that wanted to know the price of everything they wanted in the store, I couldn't take two steps without them coming after me. It was like they either couldn't read or didn't believe the price tags.

This video could use a seizure warning. I'm not joking, my eyes literally hurt from watching those flashing graphics and grainy textures moving around.

“Oh my god that’s so obnoxious.” Sums up everything Karen says.

I always feel so bad asking retail workers for help like "hey do you have this brand of guinea pig food I know you probably have better things to do but they kinda need it to stay alive but I'm sorry if I'm wasting your time please don't mind me"

00:55. I’ve played games that are supposed to have jump scares. They never bothered me. That time stamp did it.

“You merely adopted the retail job, I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t have a real Paycheck until I was already a man by then it was nothing to me but green paper”

"I'm already scared" describes all call me Kevin videos

This is fully accurate especially the running towards you shouting excuse me asking stupid questions

The phrase "I can still feel the presence of that evil, evil, baby" is something I use in my everyday speech. Thank you Kevin

just realised we havent seen kev play this yet,,, is this a dream

Oh god, this was actually scary

@misspopcoin2204

3 жыл бұрын

I am scared & I'm only 3 minutes in

@qtfoxe

3 жыл бұрын

@@misspopcoin2204 I'm so glad it's not just me. :')

@Momo-po5tn

3 жыл бұрын

It really is!!!

Did 5 years at a large German retailer. This is absolutely accurate

You're such a treasure, Kevin! Thank you for making such adorable videos! I enjoy watching them so much :)))

"I hate this job." Oh hey, you have the same motto as me?

Only one thing worse than working retail: ending up with Kevin as your coworker.

@aliveslice

3 жыл бұрын

That's the only good reason to ever work retail.

@aliveslice

3 жыл бұрын

The fanfiction is already writing itself

@anniedangerface

3 жыл бұрын

mental Retail CAN be fun! well, for some people. i did it for years and loved it because i was good at it and liked being busy. however, i also have some horror stories. like one guy that screamed at me because things weren't moving along quick enough for him, even though it wasn't my fault, and then he took a step forward, like he was physically coming for me, and i had to go into the break room and call my (male, large) manager to come help me. retail can really bring out the worst in people.

Bro that “meanwhile in Kevin’s head” joke had me DYING

I'm so glad you've finally played this!!!

I might have to leave after that warning

Is there any way to beat the game, or is it a one level keep trying until you win? (I.e slenderman) or a score based endless?

I love this video! Plz make a part 2! I will like it!

This is THE most entertaining video I've watched all year