i was unlawfully kicked and am now pressing charges against the bird

@s1m4s999

5 жыл бұрын

BUXTIRD IMUY B.O.C YTSANCM OOD

@sanchez7104

5 жыл бұрын

Yumi hi

@BALD_3AGL3_77

5 жыл бұрын

S U C C

@eagleclan6798

5 жыл бұрын

Ooog

@that1grunt397

5 жыл бұрын

Yay now let me eat you, you sack of-

He really liked his avacado towel

@ashyplums1455

4 жыл бұрын

Cob damn right

@varikstheloyal7145

4 жыл бұрын

Is buxtird your dad

@stephen5212

4 жыл бұрын

Ima report u for walling

@tisibrandon2683

4 жыл бұрын

He clearly likes it!

@iiJ0J0_

4 жыл бұрын

Yef

"he mentally has not gone past childhood" You say that like it's a new thing on this channel.

Based on his friend, I can assume Tux's childhood was rough Really rough

@MANTUEFLIE2

5 жыл бұрын

T H E. B I R D

“She goes by the pound” -Mc Nasty

@tsmboogur6765

5 жыл бұрын

Morbid Bread www.latlmes.com/opinion/epic-boobies-lololol-1

@Alison-gc6gh

5 жыл бұрын

@@tsmboogur6765 Fuck you😂

@morbid9142

5 жыл бұрын

@please enter a name, fuck u again

@johnblanton1332

4 жыл бұрын

TSM Boogür DAMMIT

Thanks for uploading at this time of day when I'm already tired 😂👌

@toast8294

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@takeonmii1352

5 жыл бұрын

4 am in my country...

@coinreviewer6196

5 жыл бұрын

@@toast8294 im my country its 5 in the morning

@userjoinedyourchannel1

5 жыл бұрын

0:03 if yall were old enough to know where that came from, good for you

@danieledippolito52

5 жыл бұрын

In italy is 4am

8:48 Doesn’t beat that one time Cob fell off a roof so he crawled around drawing a penis with his blood in my opinion. Still pretty good though.

@joshuamiller8006

5 жыл бұрын

First name Last name what video was that

We know your name Tuxbird, or should i say *_KAAADEEEN_*

@granthoward7632

5 жыл бұрын

iFusion We’ve known his name for years now. It’s even on the welcome paragraph in his Discord

@clueless6775

5 жыл бұрын

Grant Howard woooosh

@vergilsmotivation5126

5 жыл бұрын

Grant Howard r/wooooooooosh

@gruffstroog444

5 жыл бұрын

Subscribe to my channel, Fuck Off This is KZread not Reddit

@gruffstroog444

5 жыл бұрын

You automatically out yourself as being a virgin by saying "r/" anything

“Despite the past 15 seconds in which I praised an avocado blanket for no reason, what I am about to tell you has nothing to do with the avocado blanket”

4:44 so this was the day I found out tuxbirds name is kaden

@17low83

5 жыл бұрын

no

@nicolastrefier

5 жыл бұрын

More like k/d

@kadenmcintosh1682

5 жыл бұрын

Cayden Anderson finally, a worthy opponent! our battle will be legendary!

@Kc-ho4xq

5 жыл бұрын

Kaden McIntosh get the fuck out of here

@kaiden2319

5 жыл бұрын

caden smith please leave my name is far superior

Please play more with your childhood friend he’s actually hilarious

@alto2003

4 жыл бұрын

Fax

“THERES A DUDE” “Okay”

When you wear the avocado *YOU BECOME THE AVOCADO*

Welp... New TuxBird vid... Time to watch KZread until 3 in the morning again

@bagelblacksmith9647

5 жыл бұрын

I see u XD

@partialterror725

5 жыл бұрын

Juan Cortez Muro wtf

Please play with your childhood friend some more..along with Novakaine. please daddy tuxbird

*Why haven't I found your channel sooner.....God dang it*

00:25 Yo Tux did you know that the word "Avocado" derives from the word testicle in ancient aztec meaning that your wrapping yourself in.... *Hold up.*

@magicmanpreza1081

5 жыл бұрын

excuse me what the hecc

@Sonichero151

5 жыл бұрын

"Ey yo dat's gay mang" -Elder Lord francsis of the filth

@ifusion5157

5 жыл бұрын

b a l l

So here I am, wrapped up in a comfy avocado towel, rolling down the street in a cardboard box as I get torn at by the penguins looking for new xurbdic merch. Tuxbird.fanfiber.com

@clivevii2231

5 жыл бұрын

Where's the BBQ sauce on your tiddies?

I love how you guys are always roasting each other and that is what makes these videos put a smile on my face thanks for the entertainment and more videos please

8:05 This is the point where Yumi becomes John *FRICKING* Wick.

No views but 721 likes That’s how good of a youtuber tux is

@dani12312

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t feel so g00d I don’t feel so g00d

Tuxbird, I found this video in the spongebob topic.

This video is basically just tux shitting on his team mates xD

Thank you tux, in 11 minutes you helped me feel better, even though ive been trying to stop being depressed for a week

0 views 637 likes 236 comments 9 year old: yOUtuBe iS BRoKen

@whythesalt5042

5 жыл бұрын

So trew

@lootracoon5874

5 жыл бұрын

Jedityli 2 I would wanna be a 9 year old and support pewdiepie

@shapetick4096

5 жыл бұрын

10 year olds:

Thanks for this Tux!! I’ve been waiting

"1:05 and break my nose, 1:05 and tell me to go away Oh 1:05 and stop asking questions" "Do me a Favour" by the Arctic Monkeys

@precisetv1059

5 жыл бұрын

Zephur M Nice to see a fellow fan of the Arctic Monkeys

It’s been 2 weeks since the last upload what’s going on man 😓

@mantis2091

5 жыл бұрын

Tavo TheGamer he’s finishing moving in

@tavothegamer3871

5 жыл бұрын

Oh lol didn’t know

I never heard the word "avocado" being said in a video so many times

I will post on Saturday. TodAy is Saturday? TF?

@bon679

5 жыл бұрын

i mean for some people its monday at 5 am

@aykthewolf3384

5 жыл бұрын

Today’s Wednesday of last week a doi

@firstnamelastname9398

5 жыл бұрын

It's Sunday rn? Sunday night???

@hugoribeiro5473

5 жыл бұрын

He said on stream that he just couldn't finish it yday because he is a lazy boi also *M i n e c r a f t* is gonna be his next vid and I'm hyped

1:18 "ok boomer"

@kevinbmx2225

4 жыл бұрын

And this was before the meme went viral. My nigga time traveled.

@CarlMax001

4 жыл бұрын

@Starveal mmm yes because if it wasnt viral, then it wasnt around then

@nareshdyal449

4 жыл бұрын

I cring

I can confirm that any song played by the doo immediately makes any girls panties drop. It gets really awkward at times when you're in public 🥺 Its ok though because it's not like he actually uploads frequently enough for it to happen often......🥰

Welcome back! Thanks for the upload! I was watching a bunch of your old videos today ☺

@toast8294

5 жыл бұрын

Tatyana T same

@nix5649

5 жыл бұрын

What’s with the ☺️

@tatyana6856

5 жыл бұрын

@@nix5649 Because I'm happy....

@MyShortsAreWet_

5 жыл бұрын

Seen you saying the same thing

@tatyana6856

5 жыл бұрын

@@MyShortsAreWet_ huh?

Thank for uploading this when I’m half asleep lmao😂😤

Tux it was 12:30 in the morning and my Uber was 20 minutes away, I was in a very scary part of town, but ur videos got me though it. Thank u

I rewatched this video and remembered the stream where Tux edited the video until it was 6 in the morning

I love it vids there so funny keep up the good work

2:03 when it's 1 in morning and your mind thinks like that...

Your childhood friend sounds like a black mesa scientist when he screams lmao

Nice vid bro, love your editing 😂

Tux's childhood friend : let me blitz Tux : did you say something? Tux's childhood friend : KADENNNN!!

@chandlersun3877

5 жыл бұрын

I love that scream lol

@jake-7945

5 жыл бұрын

Νικος Γιαγκλης yes thank you for repeating exactly what was said in the video

Tux: *Uploads vid* Discord mods: *vigorous typing*

I just watched your videos that i have already watched before, and after 2 hours they were still entertainer.

I must say @tuxbird, your merch is super comfortable.

That feel when you have to buy the merch so they can live in their house.

😂Them stickers have to be the most expensive item I’ve ever seen 😂 5$ they Made for 10 cents 💀

It has been non-stop Laughter In this video keep up the great work Guys ❤️💯

cob sounds like the spotify “want a break from the ads?” commercial guy

and #3 outback steak house is out of service in 2019 imagine

I was changing in to a new shirt and I took off my headphones and all I Hear is a scream

My friend: What’s your favorite joke? Me: Tuxbirds upload schedule

Your videos always make me laugh good job tux

8:20 Frost lmao

Your the best I have you added on every thing your the best youtuber/streamer

@emmarichardson7861

5 жыл бұрын

you're* ;))

@MrsPope-ty6ch

5 жыл бұрын

What about mc nasty bajur cob yumi doooo nug dillz N trigued Mister Homeless Marley what about them why

@bookworm6333

5 жыл бұрын

Mercnenary ODST calm down buddy

@MrsPope-ty6ch

5 жыл бұрын

@@bookworm6333 no

@bookworm6333

5 жыл бұрын

yes

I prefer the things taken out of context with the penguin taking the word “context” out of the box. That is way more enjoyable to look at :)

putting that wwz clip into context, tuxbird is in that heli shooting at his subscribers so that he don’t sell out all his merch in a heartbeat

Tux I held in my poop to watch your vid I hope you appreciate that UWU

@roentjen

5 жыл бұрын

R0gers Gaming respect 100, gamer

@r0gersgaming373

5 жыл бұрын

@@roentjen 😎

@mazda09ize

5 жыл бұрын

Ew wtf

@mikeikee

5 жыл бұрын

@@mazda09ize ur ew

@slamd363

5 жыл бұрын

Do it on the toilet

Y is tux camera shy his friend always sponsoring him

People: storm Area 51 Guards: *Alright boys time to protect the new tuxbird merch*

Well the title lives up to itself this is 11 minutes of R6S that neither I nor Ubisoft cannot explain.

now that Mary Ham doesn't deliver us the pewnews she is now a part of u guys and plays r6s

@NessPKfreeze

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao I saw that

Is your intro just gonna keep speeding up for an eternity or is it gonna go back

“Your not a clown, your the whole circus!”

Ain’t even finna cap i just started to watch you and your funny as shit so now I watch you when I poop so when I laugh it’s easier for it to come out

Ahh yes. It's been a while since I've watched xUrBdiC

5:32 he’s just like me oof

Things out of context compilation now tuxbird!!!!!

That combination of sound effects at 7:50 made me choke on my cookies. I’m gonna sue you now.

Kadens actually my name :D he spelled it right too!

@aaa-vl1lk

4 жыл бұрын

Cause it's his name? Why would he just Witte Kaden without a cause

@enderostrich7507

4 жыл бұрын

Not My Username what’s a Witte? So stfu

@Kulayabo

4 жыл бұрын

Not My Username hey man I was just saying it was pretty cool no hard feelings or anything sorry if I offended you in some way

Me and the rest of the veiwers: how TF are you monetized KZread: cause 11:11

@lil_mailbox7070

5 жыл бұрын

Nice try

i really like tux's segments he has

when tux takes off his glasses i cant stop looking at his almost perfect unibrow

Jay for president 2024 Vote for gamers

@Jaayy

5 жыл бұрын

I second this

9:39 it sounds like he said tuxbird!!!!

I stopped drinking water while watching tuxbird videos so I won't spit it out on the monitor laughing

That avocado question got you my sub😂😂🥑

0:49 i thought i was watching attack on titan live action

Views: none Likes: 400 Comments: 90 Yeah that seems about right

@finn_frs

5 жыл бұрын

yEah mAN I UnDersTAnD YoUTubeS alGorIThm isN't gReAT buT TecHniCAlLy ItS ALsO YoUr CoNneCtioN BetWEEn YoUr lOcaL SerVicE pRoviDeR AnD YouTubES SoUrCes So MAy bLame YoUR ConNecTioN

Y’all:*talking about how youre going to be demonetized* Me: *gets an ad as soon as the clip ends*

Got that avocado towel in the clarence section at Walmart.

Is it just me or did at 9:42 Patrick say,"TUXBIRD!!!!"???????????

@dsk_scorch2419

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, its you

@penisking420

5 жыл бұрын

@@dsk_scorch2419 k lol

anyone else rewatching old vids cuz he uploads too slow

When he said there’s a clown in front of a camera and went and said huh your are one already

am I the only one who thinks that each new tuxbird intro is just him going more and more insane?

Tux I want to friendly 1v1 u I have watching ur vids for a long time

No views 363 comments “slow clapping intensifies”

That monobrow though... 😂😂😅

I think I liked the previous taken out of context music more, but still great vid xD

use me as a " stop taking so long to post" button

tux is not funny, didn’t laugh xd get rekt xurbdic

100 siege videos. Good work and keep it going

1:53 ultimate highlight man 😂😂

dude great content man i wish i was able to meet you in game but i have a xbox and no pc so yea FML but ye get content man

First video of seeing TuxBird... Pretty good

He dares show his face to the public after what he has DONE? This man left us stranded in the deepest cave of KZread waiting for new content for years YEAAAAAARRRSSS. *smooch still luv u dough no homo*

Ayye im not the only one who goes to outback for the bread 🤣🤣

Welcome Back TuxBoiiiiii

"Please don't kill me." ~Tux during Spell B

I saw the penguin pillow pet and I subbed instantly