Sorry I haven't posted in a minute. Been very sick. Tried my best to catch as much as possible.

@oajabofficial

3 жыл бұрын

Crypt

@Foos3yOW

3 жыл бұрын

It’s ok, I still love you. Also Biden is an idiot and the election was rigged

@minecraftninja6407

3 жыл бұрын

All good this is a bars on bars

@michaeladams6847

3 жыл бұрын

Get better soon buddy!

@lilytaylor1292

3 жыл бұрын

Get better soon, dude!! 🙏❤

Me during the whole song: "Oh wow, no janitor line." Me at the end of the song: "DAX, YOU FUCKIN' SMARTASS!!!😂😂"

“I’m gonna go lay back down and try not to pass away” 🤣☠️☠️

@simisolaolurombi1602

3 жыл бұрын

Toxic!! 😂💀

Bruh at the end 😂 Dax- I used to be a janitor 😂

@jefferydouglas1559

3 жыл бұрын

DAX HAS BROKEN THE RECORD!!! GUINNESS GOTTA NOTICE THIS ASAP!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #Proudly Nigerian bro!!🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

@CoreyDuhSavage

3 жыл бұрын

@@jefferydouglas1559 ...

@NewsWithYou

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh...stfu..We in 2021 and you still find it funny

@issajunior313

3 жыл бұрын

He gon do that at the end at every song

@codedplays986

3 жыл бұрын

@@NewsWithYou yeah just to piss off kids and keyboard warriors as yourself

Dax threw everything he’s ever done all in this song

@iloverants1099

3 жыл бұрын

And I love it

@codyjohnson6427

3 жыл бұрын

Even the "I used to be a janitor" at the end

@niijigod3864

3 жыл бұрын

FR

@dearlybeloved6586

3 жыл бұрын

New Heat. You're Welcome! kzread.info/dash/bejne/ioVo2ceDhKm0Z7g.html

@coltonm1110

3 жыл бұрын

He emptied his book of rhymes, maybe Probably not

Props to him for being able to still perform for the camera even when there were cars he needed to watch out for

He isn't referencing a cartoon character in that bar. He's referencing the process of osmosis itself.

@danielcauffman6734

3 жыл бұрын

Double lmao 😂 maybe he knew it maybe he didn’t! I kinda though he referenced the movie as well lol

@t0talimm0rtalz

3 жыл бұрын

That’s true, he didn’t mention Osmosis Jones whatsoever

@danielcauffman6734

3 жыл бұрын

@@t0talimm0rtalz if he would have added a Jones line somewhere would have solidified it but yea I think it’s a hidden bar open for interpretation

@officialteamzodiac8140

3 жыл бұрын

He kinda did mention the process "some water something "... and referenced it to the character as well.

@t0talimm0rtalz

3 жыл бұрын

@@officialteamzodiac8140 wrong. Here is the actual lyric which mentions nothing about Osmosis Jones. Osmosis itself is not the same as a specific animated character from a movie. "You gotta sea what i'm spitting it's deep if sink i might save you by pulling a moses and parting the watеr inside of your system creating thе movement that they call osmosis"

Bathing ape was renounced for their usage of the stars that would usually appear where the swoosh of an Air Force 1 would however in a ‘Bapesta’ flip. This is why he says “star” when talking about King Kong and Bape and is a nice flip on the 2 ideas 🙌🏾

@mfboom6720

3 жыл бұрын

HEAT OR POOP - kzread.info/dash/bejne/e2FrsteMqNi0lcY.html

18:09 totally missed him shout out to homie no life shaq

@mythe6772

3 жыл бұрын

No he didn't that's why he said nice

@IMSimplySuperior

3 жыл бұрын

@@mythe6772 you sure that wasn't for the bar after the no life shaq part?

@mythe6772

3 жыл бұрын

@@IMSimplySuperior yeah he said nice right as the no life shaq bar was finishing up and right as the next bar was coming in

Dax has gotten better with these fast flows. He been grinding.

I cried when you laughed at the "I used to be a janitor" line. It made me laugh when I first heard it too

@Dish.Washer

3 жыл бұрын

@Michael Norton No idea

@architectsxiii5379

3 жыл бұрын

@Michael Norton @Dishwasher because there is a meme with Dax having to always talk about how he use to be a janitor, it's cringe at this point.

@anonym5510

3 жыл бұрын

@Michael Norton if you know his history it's kinda a meme now. And people got mad at him about it. So he always says it to piss people off.

@savage8771

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dish.Washer dax made it funny

@rouvevanrhyn5526

3 жыл бұрын

@@anonym5510 yeah, clearly it pissed a couple people here off, lol.

I almost forgot how much Crypt hates when rappers overuse “lyrical miracle”

@b00gr

3 жыл бұрын

That's cuz he was on death to mumble rap 🤣

@mfboom6720

3 жыл бұрын

HEAT OR POOP - kzread.info/dash/bejne/e2FrsteMqNi0lcY.html

@maggiethechattyhound9580

3 жыл бұрын

Dax says “I’m not a lyrical miracle”

@derrickgoguen7725

3 жыл бұрын

Lyrical spiritual miracle individual criminal, subliminal in your swimming pool

@derrickgoguen7725

3 жыл бұрын

I’m sure that influenced crypt with that specific rap. Eminem rapped that in the beginning of his part in the shady cypher 2.0 then setting the mic down to make fun of that rap scheme

The computer parts in the brain probably also references the “laptop in my back pocket” bar in the orig

When a rapper turns a 6-minute song into a 20 minute interpretation:

@ricflair8498

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm

@whycanti4328

3 жыл бұрын

Lol Knox hill turned a 5 min Eminem song into a 50 min breakdown

@twiztedclown

3 жыл бұрын

@@whycanti4328 knox hill makes good music but I can't stand how many times he's got to pause a video. needs to swap his title from reactions to complete breakdown.

14:00

@ArcoWells

3 жыл бұрын

Ayo didnt thought Id see you here

@JeromeProductions

3 жыл бұрын

YESSIRR

@MacJunkyFlips

3 жыл бұрын

Bro what. I was literally just watching your videos about card tricks and stuff bro what the hell

@tamdangnguyen5196

3 жыл бұрын

1400/999

@pringle4992

3 жыл бұрын

69th like

"You hear but you do not listen" that might be a reference to Sherlock Holmes, where Sherlock says to Watson "you see but you do not observe", suggesting that he too is a genius, particularly with his lyrics

"Sorry if I miss a few bars" Proceeds to explain every bar in great depth...

@firghteningtruth7173

3 жыл бұрын

He missed SO many. Even the triples off what he thought were doubles....etc. Listen again. There are seriously some borderline em bars in this song. He did ems beat justice. Its a masterpiece. Same as ems.

Dax is rap GOAT already. Wow! Wow! And he can sing on high notes as well. Huge respect. #SirDax

I literallyy love how honest/unbias u are with your reactions to Dax even after everyything that happened, cuz tbh u can tell Scru is still holding a grudge & not givin him all his credit in his reactions smh, soo keep doin yo thing bro alwayys keep it 💯💯💯

My favorite cute reactor

@giantolentino_1

3 жыл бұрын

ayo?

@westonburkhardt2124

3 жыл бұрын

Yo did jack harlow taking over your account

@biggiecheese9225

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao wtf

@jevinheaven6507

3 жыл бұрын

sus

@simonj2321

3 жыл бұрын

@@giantolentino_1 did he stutter 😈

When you think you're first then you refresh the page

@niijigod3864

3 жыл бұрын

haha

@dearlybeloved6586

3 жыл бұрын

New Heat. You're Welcome! kzread.info/dash/bejne/ioVo2ceDhKm0Z7g.html

@jefferydouglas1559

3 жыл бұрын

DAX HAS BROKEN THE RECORD!!! GUINNESS GOTTA NOTICE THIS ASAP!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #Proudly Nigerian bro!!🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

@mfboom6720

3 жыл бұрын

HEAT OR POOP - kzread.info/dash/bejne/e2FrsteMqNi0lcY.html

@JeromeProductions

3 жыл бұрын

Better to believe!

Osmosis is also a scientific word for the " movement of a solvent (such as water) through a semipermeable membrane into a solution of higher solute concentration that tends to equalize the concentrations of solute on the two sides of the membrane." I feel like that's what he meant when he was refferencing moses

@scotthaynes9665

3 жыл бұрын

Ok Einstein 😂

@AnAngryRoach

2 жыл бұрын

Knowing dax he meant every meaning in the dictionary

@WEd858

2 жыл бұрын

@@scotthaynes9665 Was Einstein suppose to be a insult? 😂

@scotthaynes9665

2 жыл бұрын

@@WEd858 obviously not, it's called having a laugh mate, try it sometime. It's good for you 💯

*Whispers* "I used to be a janitor" 😂😂😂

I’m a new subscriber! Dam you look like chumlee from pawn stars 😄

Maaan Dax killed that tho, NolifeShaq goin to love he’s mentioned #datstuff

Hope you feel better brother. Prayers for you. DAX went the fuck off on this. I had a fucking headache trying to keep up with him 😂 aye shout out to no life Shaq. Loved that shout out in the song.

@jefferydouglas1559

3 жыл бұрын

DAX HAS BROKEN THE RECORD!!! GUINNESS GOTTA NOTICE THIS ASAP!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #Proudly Nigerian bro!!🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

@nickesposito1010

3 жыл бұрын

@@jefferydouglas1559 yessir!!! DAX is amazing. Definitely my favorite artist of all time. Tied with Tupac if course.

13:11 The "X in the box" bar that comes right before the PS5 bar, so he's making an XBOX bar also.

I like how you used to beef with D ax but react honestly to his music...youre a real one Crypt.

@iloverants1099

3 жыл бұрын

Right

@scotthaynes9665

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@antoniok52

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what a respectful MC would do

@ahmedazzi4168

3 жыл бұрын

You said it all HE USED TO... they are good now so all respect and honesty between them no more hate or negativitu

@Lbvds312

3 жыл бұрын

Haha he want the cloud

Everybody gangster until Dax says "lyrical miracle"

The star on tv: "And aye..." The sound guy: "Check, mate" As in a sound check.

Crypt, you’d b a chill ass dude yo hang out with.

@mfboom6720

3 жыл бұрын

HEAT OR POOP - kzread.info/dash/bejne/e2FrsteMqNi0lcY.html

@crusherconi

3 жыл бұрын

@@mfboom6720 shit

@thatoneguy9110

3 жыл бұрын

Bro Ngl that was great

@jesuskungfu5597

3 жыл бұрын

@@mfboom6720 hits different on mute bro 🔥🔥

anybody else catch that NoLifeShaq bar?

@jhonathankekua8270

3 жыл бұрын

come on now my guy that was obvious NLG 🤣💯

@caesytbm9213

3 жыл бұрын

Of course I do.

DUDE! The freestyle is full of punchlines.

Crypt: Doesn't post in a week 8 ads in 1 video: _It's free real estate_

Damn bro, I hope you get better love that you took the time to still do a reaction vid for us. Mad respect an much love get well soon

Everytime I come back to rap and I need a breakdown I always watch your videos. Your brain works 100x faster than mine and you can always break it down so I understand it. Mad props man!

Aye shouts out to this decidated man crypt for staying so high on his game with the same day dax reaction only a few hours later than the release 👍🏾

I will pray for your full recovery. As usual, you did awesome. EVERY time you said “..I think it meant” whether science, sport, college, geometry references you were RIGHT. BTW I found you when you while finding Dax and your flow is SPER SUPER Sick. Unlike other fast rappers, you go ballistic, but your enunciation is so sport on it is easy to follow you more than other rappers. Good reaction-

was waiting for this thank you

He sees red (goes off) when hes in his zone... Like its 4th and inches. So hes clutch, and cant be stopped.

Hey Crypt, Love you. Keep Making videos. Your the best. :D

If u haven’t looked at nolifeshaq’s “Breakdown” of this I highly suggest it u will find out why he did this song

dude ur so genuine, love it, subbed it

Get better soon good sir!! I can't believe how accurately you broke this down! It took me a couple times of listening to even catch 1/100th of the bars! So pro!

You and Dax are on my list of people to check every day.

“I used to be a janitor “ - DAX

@jesuskungfu5597

3 жыл бұрын

🦧🦧

CONGRATS ON 1 mil. sorry if I'm late to the party I was here before 800k man good shit love what you do. Hope you get better man have fun.

Hope you feel better crypt. Prayers are with you bro 💛💯🙏

Osmosis, net movement of water like diffusion. And Moses obviously ya know

Dax is forever underrated.

@coolsoccer1234

3 жыл бұрын

He’s trash. EVERY song he cringely says “I was a janitor” “Guy’s did you know I was a janitor” “Omg guys I was a janitor” He’s ripped off and stole money from PLENTY of artists (you can google it) and he has the same flow every song.

@bigbeans6776

3 жыл бұрын

@@coolsoccer1234 bro you know he was joking. If you actually listen to him you would know he hasn’t dropped a janitor bar in forever

@bigbeans6776

3 жыл бұрын

@@coolsoccer1234 stick to watching soccer highlights

@tapr2536

3 жыл бұрын

@@coolsoccer1234 damn that’s crazy, but did you know that dax used to be a janitor?

@coolsoccer1234

3 жыл бұрын

Tristan Villarreal Stick to being a virgin football player with no life.

prayers up to crypt man, hope you feel better my g, but fire reaction bro!

Ayeeee. Love you my boy. I appreciate all the vids and I’m excited for this VIDYAAA

He done lost his marbles..... Oh and btw.... Did anyone know he's a janitor?

@warrennault3434

3 жыл бұрын

Ngl the janitor joker are getting very old lol. Like their funny buy old yk

@tapr2536

3 жыл бұрын

@@warrennault3434 damn that’s crazy, but did you know that dax used a janitor?

@warrennault3434

3 жыл бұрын

@@tapr2536 what atcually? No what? Did he really? It's kinda weird. He didn't even mention it like a billion times lol

@otb_javede

3 жыл бұрын

@@warrennault3434 He hasn't even said it in a long time lol that's just the narrative from 2 years ago

@warrennault3434

3 жыл бұрын

@@otb_javede yea ik. Its funny but old

Why did you intentionally ignore the " NO LIFE SHAQ " shout out? Are you jealous? Haha

Love your reactions hope you feel better bro

I absolutely freaking LOVE it! Not a bad way to kick his one take vids off for 2021💥.. Seeing the random car in the middle of nowhere road 🤣 "Oh sweetheart, the neighbour is down the road talking to himself again"

This video came out 2 hours ago That’s how u know his texts are legit and he’s committed

People call him corny LOLLL one od the best rappers out there

@kooshneer4563

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah... no.

@zaventateossian1578

3 жыл бұрын

He is an upset man, because he is not getting praised like he wants to be😂

@seandan7873

3 жыл бұрын

@@zaventateossian1578 nor should he be .

@soppyfresh5388

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly he’s c tier at best. Talented but doesn’t use it

@kecskebeka8209

3 жыл бұрын

@@soppyfresh5388 who is C tier in ur book ?

Love you man, the channel growth is insane you deserve it ❤️❤️

"fuck im amazing, i should play for portland, im trail blazin" ayyyyy letsgoooo

Maybe its just me. But in the movie Bruce Almighty, god was a Janitor.

@firghteningtruth7173

3 жыл бұрын

Wasnt he a reporter?

@ThePurpleMage1

3 жыл бұрын

No the main character was a reporter

@firghteningtruth7173

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThePurpleMage1 oh, fair enough. Ur right. I meant he became god...forgot morgan freeman was a janitor 🤣

Didnt see you was sick. Hope you start feeling better soon brother.

@jdubdoubleu

3 жыл бұрын

Stay 6' from your screen

Hope you feel better soon man, good to see you back

Hope ya feel better brother. Great vid as always

“93 seconds, that’s a minute and a half” lmao

@ArachnidZero

3 жыл бұрын

93/6/93 might be a Thelema(93 in numerology accordingto:)/Aliester Crowley(who went by "666") reference. 93/6/93 9+3=12 1+2=3 3+6+3=12 etc.etc. it adds down to 3 in numerology, which according to Thelemites (followers of Thelema/A.Crowley) is the number that God used to manifest all of creation. Also he touches on this again with the 3-headed monster/90degrees. Crowley called himself the Great Beast and newspaper called him the "wickedest man on earth" (Monster) and the systems he practiced were loosely (But according to Mr Crowley himself not so loosely, because he was trying to claim more occult legitimacy for his own group) affiliated with freemasons who use references to architecture, geometry, and are divided up into "degrees" of initiation.

@sethgibson4155

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArachnidZero what the actual f#%k

@georgewillis592

3 жыл бұрын

Well clearly he just rounded 93 down to 90 so yes, that is a minute and a half

@ArachnidZero

3 жыл бұрын

@@sethgibson4155 well, do you have any other ideas what's up with those numbers? Cause I really ain't stuck on that theory. Just thought of it real fast when I saw that on the screen.

The best bar is: I use to be a janitor....lmao this guy bro...🔥🔥🔥🔥

bro dax and you crypt are my fav i cant just stop listening to yall, yall always bring joy to me especially during this hard time

My goodness crypt truly sorry to hear that ..glad you feel better you are in my thoughts an prayers much love an god bless x

you know some crazy shit happened when crypt makes a 22 min video on a one of dax's songs

Joey has been poppin off with music recently and his song with atlus was a real banger

@suzque63

3 жыл бұрын

What song did Dax do with Atlus?

@charleshoefer1313

3 жыл бұрын

@@suzque63 read it again

@suzque63

3 жыл бұрын

@@charleshoefer1313 Who in the Hell Is Joey? This is a Dax song reaction not Joey 🤣😂

Love seeing all your AFK arena ads on KZread now bro! Hope you get well soon my man!! Much love

All my best and feel better soon man!

“Lose it, ahh ahh ahh” - Em reference

@jefferydouglas1559

3 жыл бұрын

DAX HAS BROKEN THE RECORD!!! GUINNESS GOTTA NOTICE THIS ASAP!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #Proudly Nigerian bro!!🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

@Metal_Mulisha

3 жыл бұрын

Just Lose It

@daddydiesel8343

3 жыл бұрын

@@jefferydouglas1559 what record??? Is is the fast part because if it is, then no, eminem holds the record for Godzilla, and this ain't faster than Godzilla, this may be faster than rap God tho

@soppyfresh5388

3 жыл бұрын

@@daddydiesel8343 I don’t think godzilla is a record anyways lol. Maybe for em but I’m like 80% sure that Joyner, Tech9 and Twista have spit faster on their own songs

@animesenchou1011

3 жыл бұрын

@@soppyfresh5388 they have spit faster but Em spits more syllables

Incredible scenes

@FunnyShorts-Official

3 жыл бұрын

"Scene"

@Cersiba21

3 жыл бұрын

@@FunnyShorts-Officialfacts lol it was a one take

Praying for speedy recovery! Kudos doing the video whilst still not feeling it! Screw u Covid!

This has to be your funniest video. I was dying listening to you break down the more absurd bars. Thanks for the laughs

Bro you didn’t have to do this I think I speak for all of us when we say if your sick you should rest

Shoutout to those who actually remember Ozzy and Drix

nice vid man love your break downs get well soon!

Hope ya feel better! Love the breakdowns, thank you

I do feel like Crypt judges him more harshly than other people and never thieves him the recognition he deserves for his consistency and how good the raps are

@firghteningtruth7173

3 жыл бұрын

Mmm. Crypt misses a lot of bars. Its not just him. This one was just glaring cuz so many triples and crypt is sick. Get well crypt.

He went 10 minutes without saying he used to be a janitor. He had to throw it in there at the end. hahahaha

@jdubdoubleu

3 жыл бұрын

Does he usually say that in a lot of his songs?

@oppermanfitness

3 жыл бұрын

@@jdubdoubleu Yeah he does haha

Let’s gooo been waiting for this reaction🔥🔥

Wish you a speed recovery Crypt

This dude has so much talent. He gets a lot of hate, but he is lyrical as hell.

Dax is fucking so underrated! His songs are fire.

YOOOO DUDE your AFK Arena ad just played before a Shaq video haha making big moves man!!

Crypt I just watched this whole video plus many other reactions and I will say you always catch the most bars even if your just spit ballin and trying to figure it out. Mad respect best reactor out here. Get well brotha

Osmosis Jones was the Movie, Ozzy & Drix was the show

I caught this one " Shout out to Eminem, the way he treats me I just might loose it" Eminem song loose it 🔥

@firghteningtruth7173

3 жыл бұрын

The way they treat me. But yeah.

I have to say mad respect for still posting even when your sick. Get better soon! 👊

Prayers to you my friend, hoping your health gets better soon.

This dude spent many years practicing his flow before he stepped up to the KZread show hahaha

@keshvwn9020

3 жыл бұрын

As you should

Dax went HARD🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Hope you feel better soon Crypt!

Good reaction crypt feel better dude still on point even tho you feel under the weather

Yo Crypt if you make a fourth cypher, you have to add Harry Mack. Check him out if you haven’t already!

@t0talimm0rtalz

3 жыл бұрын

More like Harry Wack

@graysonmcnemar5351

3 жыл бұрын

@@t0talimm0rtalz fr he corny imo. watched one freestyle and he literally said “Harry Mack” every other line but he may have better ones out there

@marshallhester3520

3 жыл бұрын

@Grayson McNemar which one did you watch? Because his newer ones are better. I recommend Omegle Bars 15-18 so you can get a feel for his current skill

Ay yo, You should react to Talia Mar - "Jack" 🔥🔥🔥

@peterhood4580

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn't really suit crypts channel mate

Hope you feel better soon man!

Bro!!!! 🤘🤘🤘 I already dug what you do and you seem cool as hell BUT, you just went WAY up on the badass list with that awesome knot shirt, maggot4life bro!!