When you realize hes a tofu so the kid thought he was delicious

@sitkinator

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@vannzcooper2648

4 жыл бұрын

Hi

@toasties3404

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@BloCk12694

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@captain6255

4 жыл бұрын

Oh

LetMeExplainStudios: “Hey I’ve seen this one!”

@George_Harris_SR25

4 жыл бұрын

Uh

@user-ck2bj4qd2e

4 жыл бұрын

I get it

@AceofHearts-

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@hollyliu5297

4 жыл бұрын

omg ikr!

@LosedFire

4 жыл бұрын

What do you mean it’s brand new

My cousin did this to me when I was younger too. Completely unprovoked and thought he was just going in for a hug. Still traumatized tbh and that was over 10 years ago hahaha

@Lianne260987

Жыл бұрын

I bite my own arm XD

@user-pb5mh8pt4i

2 ай бұрын

I bit my own arm

Just started watching you my dude, and got to say your pretty relatable and i knew i was going to like your vids. I myself is a Kids church teacher and the whole vid reminded me of my own stories with teaching kids. Keep it up 💪 and God bless the works of your hands 🙌

Everybody: ... One kid: Hey wanna see me eat that adult?

@woman_respecter629

4 жыл бұрын

Me : * pat pat *

@SootWhisker

4 жыл бұрын

YA!

@jbrashearify

4 жыл бұрын

The cat lover Rendel don’t swear

@kellycox616

4 жыл бұрын

Yes dude Or girl

@_phong.huynh_

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds kinda illegal, but ok kid The kid needs the adult's consent before eating booty

YOU ARE TOFU! Of course he would try to eat you!

@wheatstack5018

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao this made me think of that one toy story scene

@user-pq5rl9ky6c

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sparkythecat

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-pq5rl9ky6c Lol

@nomoreofme3136

4 жыл бұрын

YATO

@corvusgaming2379

4 жыл бұрын

real life he isn't.

This channel definitely deserves millions of subs

@Soul_evacuated_Ian

2 жыл бұрын

No billions

@eclipse9946

2 жыл бұрын

@@Soul_evacuated_Ian nah fam trillions ( aliens exist (jk) )

@xempororhxppyx

2 жыл бұрын

@@eclipse9946 plot twist: They do 😳

@eclipse9946

2 жыл бұрын

@@xempororhxppyx 😳

There once was a kid so bold, He hungered for tofu so cold, He found a giant block, And took a big bite - oh, what a shock! His teeth couldn't handle the weight, And soon he began to deflate, The tofu was just too much to chew, He had to find something else to pursue. He tried to eat it with a fork, But it got stuck, oh what a dork! He tried to mash it with a spoon, But it remained as hard as a stone rune. The kid learned his lesson that day, Tofu blocks were not for the faint of play, He decided to stick to smaller bites, And avoid tofu blocks at all sights.

@user-ti7sz2mo1t

2 ай бұрын

bro wrote a whole poem about this and i respect that

NOW A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE? 2020 GIVE US A BREAK

@qatamish1

4 жыл бұрын

Ha

@britishempire7609

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂👌

@karinacarrillo5173

4 жыл бұрын

Bro new little kid virus aaaaaaaaaa

Everyone: getting bit by animals Me: I bit myself in the mouth

@Chappington171

4 жыл бұрын

Jun An Anzer Tan I bit my food (I am not weird I promise)

@ruodongpan5529

4 жыл бұрын

Multiple times... for me

@c0sm1c-cha0s

4 жыл бұрын

No one Not a single soul Me bytes my arm when bored

@BlackbatsSince2019

4 жыл бұрын

oh you did that? well... i bit my arm for scar

@c0sm1c-cha0s

4 жыл бұрын

@Arib Patwary yeah I cant spell

When I was a little Bebe at the age of around 2, I was in a play centre and this little rat brat (he was my age) bit my hand and it started bleeding. So my mum dragged him out of the play centre hand first, lifted him up and yelled “WHO’S LITTLE BRAT IS THIS!!!” And that’s all I can remember. :)

@PompomPurin_plays

2 ай бұрын

Dang that sucks

I got bid by a grade schooler, too, when I was still working as a substitute teacher. I had a very rowdy class to deal with... So I punished them probably in the most humane and yet terrifying way I could pull without overstepping my boundaries. I gave them extra homework to do and if they wouldn't, I would grade those with Fs and let them fail their classes that way. Furthermore, I called them out in class more often to answer questions and retaliated their insult with snarky replies of my own. The one kid that bid me got banned in the corner next to the blackboard while I taught the kids about rabies and using his action as a stand-in example. His schoolmates avoided him for almost a month and his parents tried to file complaint for "psychological trauma" against me, which I answered with a sue for "intentional bodily harm and harassment". And considering that they only had their child's word for it, but I had documented injuries and left over scars from that incident, they drop the complaint real fast. Trust me, even when they are kids, don't let them dance all over you. They are not as untouchable as they think they are.

@MsWerbock

Жыл бұрын

i am literally 10 and I know not to do these things. when I was like 2-3, i would always be a biter. I got kicked out of 3 daycares💀💀💀💀💀💀. If I were bit by a younger child then i would've probably slapped him since I have very little control over my instincts. And if I was bleeding, i'd most likely be proud on that slap. I'm a vengeful person and sorry for what happened to you.

1989: We will have flying cars in 2020! 2020: This kid tried to eat me!

@unapple8374

4 жыл бұрын

James Pang lol True

@Georgianna_1989

4 жыл бұрын

We don't have flying cars

@sbydkok

4 жыл бұрын

Yes we dont have flying cars we have kids who eat hoomans

He shouldn’t get away with that tbh even if he’s a kid he should’ve gotten a worse punishment

@nurseii9018

4 жыл бұрын

Ku Shee yeah cruel sun 😂😂 ☀️ ☝️

@belsyz

4 жыл бұрын

Yes Bulldozer to the face

@kimshate

4 жыл бұрын

Ok dad

steve is a zobie run, run young yong tales run

7:16 you should’ve made the devil say dew it like palpatine

"This kid tried to eat me" oh..

Kid: Goes up to hug me Me: Aww, that's so sweet Kid: You fell for it fool! Thunder cross split attack!

@sprectra4344

4 жыл бұрын

OH NO MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

@phong1787

4 жыл бұрын

JJBA's refence

I use to be a daycare worker. As you can imagine I got bit a lot. However, one time, a behavioural four year old bit me.. ON THE BUTT! Broke the skin and made me bleed.. I had to go to the hospital to see if I needed a tetanus shot and embarrassingly had to tell them where it happened 😭

@rivaa.5419

Жыл бұрын

Wtf??? Worst thing that happened to me that is related to that is getting headbutted.

@Supermarioglitchy91

11 ай бұрын

what da fuk

I got bit by my sister once and it hurt. I looked down and saw that she had taken a tiny chonk out of my hand. I went to dad and he told me to wash it and then just do nothing. Yeah, that was fun and absolutely not scary…Now I’ve got a permanent scar there and no one believes that my sister bit me.

My little brother bit someone's ear, almost bit it off, surprised he didn't get detention or something •-•

@cowtipie

4 жыл бұрын

>> That's.. honestly insane, I didn't know kids actually did things that violent, I know my parents would probably erase me from existence if I did anything like that. ; - ; which is fair

@danamauro

4 жыл бұрын

Detention* but HOLY YOUR BROTHER-

@dumblynonchalant

4 жыл бұрын

And of corse he bit you, your a tofu

@orangecat9559

4 жыл бұрын

@@dumblynonchalant um , you're replying to a comment

@cocknball410

4 жыл бұрын

Surprised* detention*

"Steve use FULL BITE! "tofu use SHIRT DEFENSE" *It was a critical*

@Taxevader7042

2 жыл бұрын

Nuzzlocke failed

@Fezcon

2 жыл бұрын

what

@ramenrebellion3114

2 жыл бұрын

@@Taxevader7042 me and my home boys suffering on nuzlockes because of crits

Finally. Another person who actually knows what veggie tales is. Also, at our church, we have a rule that if your being rambunctious, then you have to sit by your parents Edit:I’ve just gotten my spacers and I’ve been looking for a KZreadr to watch but none appealed to me and then I came across one of your videos, so now I’ve just found my comfort KZreadr

Man I get you , kids church really sucked. My parents literally sent me there to do something. Of course I learned stuff though it was rather frustrating that I have to interact with younger kids.

Nobody: 6 Year old's when they fight: "FINALLY, THIS FEAST FEAST WILL BE LEGENDARY"

@wierdo2399

4 жыл бұрын

Well what else are they supposed to do?

@axep3785

4 жыл бұрын

@@wierdo2399 punch the bastard they tryna fight

@absentfox9209

4 жыл бұрын

You mean, 3 year olds?

7:39 flashbacks to when Jungkooks shirt refused to be a shirt

He's just asserting his dominance

Trouble? This isn't SCHOOL! *Sends kid to the shadow realm

Young Yong Tales: ever been bit before? Rebecca Parham: *tell me about it*

@yaxpinzon1286

4 жыл бұрын

well in pre-k ALL the students in my class bit a toy sword I brought to school XD

@LankySanky

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@KotaSilly

4 жыл бұрын

Y E S

@MEBOEFEBOE

4 жыл бұрын

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassss

@380peiceee

4 жыл бұрын

😝😝😝

Well at least we know that steve isnt a vampire but probably is a cannibal 🤷🏾‍♂️

This is exactly why I don't volunteer at Sunday School anymore

Last year, I was on my school playground and it started to rain and the kids were sacrificing other kids to the " Rain God and Storm Demon " XD it was odd.

It’s the parents fault. They didn’t feed Steve junk food so Steve ate the first food he saw.

@rinjinsherpa.1359

4 жыл бұрын

A.K.A "The Toshie"😌

@tdimybeloved

4 жыл бұрын

A.K.A a living piece of tofu that bleeds

@ColinCartoons

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes lol

@karinacarrillo5173

4 жыл бұрын

Yo he was hungry so he thought he was tofu

@catqueenstudios8542

3 жыл бұрын

Sooooo both worst and worst parents. Junk food and biting

Next time just “smack the devil out of i em” Bob Ross

@karinacarrillo5173

4 жыл бұрын

True

@gamerguy6942

4 жыл бұрын

Ooo true

@nanioclock9305

4 жыл бұрын

XD

This whole video is basically why I volunteer for production instead of being WITH the kids

Imagine going home and telling your friends you got bit by a kid

Once I was baby sitting my moms friends son, who was insanely aggressive, and when he grabbed my hair and pulled real hard, i couldn't do anything except be like *"stop"*

@azure3863

4 жыл бұрын

Big OOF. All F's for u.

@crook7493

4 жыл бұрын

Jester Heart Blueflame uhm..?

@koseki_stuff

4 жыл бұрын

Couldn't you take your hand behind your back and slap him?

I would have yelled at the kids for that, you cant physically harm them; but you can definitely scare the crap out of them so they can stfu

@THJKR-ng5xo

3 жыл бұрын

Just uncomfortably stare at them with loud breaths

@spaace993

3 жыл бұрын

back when i was 16 i was at my friend's house and his like 7 or 8 year old little brother outta nowhere just layed down a absolute haymaker on my jewls, out of pure reflex i just punched the top of his head and lil dude stumbled and sat down with a walls help

@Farhan_049

3 жыл бұрын

@felipe firered11 Stuff happens....

@morijin6903

3 жыл бұрын

Nah get bit and ya bote back

@AceLighters

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, i guess so

If a kid did that to me then he better wish someone is around to hold me back

you know considering the fact that "Steve" bit you SO Hard that it Broke the Skin you definitely should of hit him in that moment and then just played it off as self defense

@Amthepope

2 жыл бұрын

Then get Sue

I mean like who wouldn’t want to eat some tofuu And I can relate to you a kid bit me in kindergarten because he’s so SALTY

@berry6401

4 жыл бұрын

Cough wtf puns

@Avocado7765

4 жыл бұрын

Wow your top comment

@-fbiagent-4027

4 жыл бұрын

BADUM TSSSSS

@goldroger6756

4 жыл бұрын

Tofoo feels like a wet sponge

@siekieericson6243

4 жыл бұрын

Why did you type 'tofuu' the KZreadr not tofu the other kind

“This kid tried to eat me” *Hol up*

@Barneyfromhalflife1

4 жыл бұрын

*Hold up** bro

@AlienInvasion64

4 жыл бұрын

We need u to get 10k

@_Renden

4 жыл бұрын

*you taste better when you're awake*

@Barneyfromhalflife1

4 жыл бұрын

@@AlienInvasion64 ye

@Barneyfromhalflife1

4 жыл бұрын

@@_Renden lol

i think make him fall into the tallest building is a little bit of revenge

“Lah” Me:JUST DESTROY HIM LAH

My friend was bit by a kindergartener... it was almost bleeding.

@virragrayson7245

4 жыл бұрын

I had this happen to me 3 times by the same kid. He did it to my friends many times to

@dinodan7564

4 жыл бұрын

I bit my brother he bled and he was just like “seriously dude?”

@marcelacabrera100yearsago8

4 жыл бұрын

Huh

@dino0909

4 жыл бұрын

That happens to my twin

@JustARegularSeal

4 жыл бұрын

I would like but its at 69 likes

Young Yong Tales: *Get's bitten* Rebecca Parham: "First time?"

@Suck_my_juicyFatcock

3 жыл бұрын

Astromites true! Lol

@rem_rem.

3 жыл бұрын

@@Suck_my_juicyFatcock Ye

@ZephyrLN

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Dr.ShadowC

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@99Zavagegaming

3 жыл бұрын

I bite my bro if a pissed of and act like a zombie and my bro bites me back if he want becouse i have fat to pratect me

You should apply my reverse policy of what they physically do to you do back to them but if you can’t when it finishes convinced the parents to ground him/her to the worst posible thing

As someone who has worked with a lot of kids misbehaving all at the same time... there's literally nothing you can do except decree a widespread timout. XD

the child has good taste trying to eat a piece of tofu

Dislikes are the children who have bitten their sisters/parents

@eduardomiranda6941

4 жыл бұрын

CHILD ABUSE

@justifri

4 жыл бұрын

I didnt dislike but... Umm..... Cringe... (No offence) :l

ME being bit is so casual it's not normal to not to get bit

Yeah I got bit by a RIFA (Red Imported Fire Ants) a lot of times , but when the first time I was bit the venom was as pain as getting burned (hence the name)

I feel bad for you, the worse that happened to me was a kid coming out of the bathroom saying she had a m&m up her nose

@user-nd3ew1kp4w

4 жыл бұрын

Okay...

@lunastie39

4 жыл бұрын

one time as a kid i was like "hehe what if i put an m&m up my nose" then it went too far and got stuck, i panicked but then it just fell out lmao

1:27 That sounds like a clickbait buzzfeed title

@lunathewolf4703

4 жыл бұрын

Or let me explain Studios

@lunathewolf4703

4 жыл бұрын

The whole video I mean

@orangecat9559

4 жыл бұрын

I eAT fRuITS fOR thE firSt tIME

you... I... you are such a funny story teller i am anchaly having to bit my tonge to keep from laghfing!

He's the odd ones out tofu edition

When i was little, i bit a "friend" of mine. The next day he had high fever! Felt like a cobra

@hollyliu5297

4 жыл бұрын

Ahhh, that satisfaction of being a non- furry, but technically u are

Yong: “Omg! A kid bit me!” Me: “WaS iT tHe BiTe Of 87’?!”

@mansifacio5458

4 жыл бұрын

Give this man an oscar

@j0b1z94

4 жыл бұрын

Hehehe fnaf

@buttons._.floofs

4 жыл бұрын

Lily Tiger YES FNAF YYAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS

@MichelleW870

4 жыл бұрын

WEVE BEEN ALL ALONE, STUCK IN OUR LITTLE ZONE,

@somplemobile3288

4 жыл бұрын

Champion

Congrats on 4k

rainy weather is indeed connected to kids behavior being out of whack

Me: Reads the title My brain: What the heck?

Title: A KID TRIED TO EAT ME! me: o h n o

@ryan_klaudt

4 жыл бұрын

oh oH OH

@alexacquaah4074

4 жыл бұрын

Me, Myself, and I No

plot twist: young yong tales put him out of the church and he dies

I was bit by the least expected thing… a duck 🦆

John:He sank his sharp teeth in me!!! Me: Vietnam flashbacks to the bite of 83

@randomdudeonyoutube5343

2 жыл бұрын

I am from Việt Nam

@randomdudeonyoutube5343

2 жыл бұрын

@Kacper Milakowski what

Well there is a reason to eat him. *he is literally tofu*

@bchufbcfcf3526

4 жыл бұрын

Ha ha that’s funny

@Pringalez

4 жыл бұрын

Good point

@zineddine7689

4 жыл бұрын

R\technicallyTheTruth

@Dink_Lover

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he was a wii pad thing

@jovelynbautista7903

3 жыл бұрын

He is not real Henry Stickmin

I actually never been bitten by anything except for biting my tongue on accident like a bazillion times😂😂🤣🤣

I've had 2 people bit me before. One was when I was living in a group home and the other was when I was babysitting my sister's kids.

Kid: **Tries to eat Young yong tales** Fans: so you have chosen death.

@ingimundureinarsson7325

4 жыл бұрын

The kid just likes toofu

@BloCk12694

4 жыл бұрын

TOOFU!?

@themikefiddledoodle

4 жыл бұрын

@Alex Root AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

@SamuelBuckleyScience

4 жыл бұрын

Its Young Yong Tales

@Silas123

4 жыл бұрын

Samuel Buckley im sorry, ill edit that.

A long time ago in the third grade, one of my classmates would sometimes tease people, but it was mostly harmless. That was until one of my other classmates came with a bloody arm saying he bit her... Damn third graders are scary

@corvusgaming2379

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh I almost killed somebody in year 5 because they poked me

@AndresFCamacho

4 жыл бұрын

Megekittens2090 bro your insane

@Hazelclaw-bl7qg

4 жыл бұрын

I got bit on the face by a kid in preschool and still have a mark to this day

@GhostBoiDoesStuff

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@BuffFloppa

4 жыл бұрын

>:(

GG dude bro shared a story with an irl ending thtas a sub + respect

5:59 I remember how you said he was the perfect height and nearly died thinking that he was biting u in the ‘area’

My mom's worked with kids like Steve for years. She's been bitten, hit and yelled at plenty of times that such violence on her person is often responded with "how was *that* supposed to convince me that (insert reason: in Steve's case, it would be: you deserve to jump on the couch)"? Kids don't often know what to say to when asked that kind of question because it forces them to think. Mom had mastered the "Ask Questions" approach to being allowed to punish a kid's bad behavior.

@4Rgames

Жыл бұрын

smart

@carlojaysales1937

7 ай бұрын

*smort*

;-; Why would somebody try to eat you?!?!?! Oh yea…your tofuu

@user-sl1lx9sw1x

4 жыл бұрын

Lil

@cryeoo

4 жыл бұрын

You stole this :/

@BloCk12694

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah you stole this,what he said 😒

@Jerryfromgamestop

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

When you said and I said to him an ad came up and said “you know how to customize your car with liberty mutual”😂

The child be like :REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No one: Literally no one: That one kid: goes attack on titan mode Edit: wow thanks for da likes

@ricardo3792

4 жыл бұрын

I was that one kid. Still am.

@sissysarts3600

4 жыл бұрын

EXCUSE ME STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BROTHER.

@mrghostblood7477

4 жыл бұрын

@@sissysarts3600 wut

@mrghostblood7477

4 жыл бұрын

are you a fellow weeb?

@schaloob5045

4 жыл бұрын

Hello, fellow weeb

Title: “This kid tries to eat me” Me: *Well you are tofu*

@Al-Mokadimah

4 жыл бұрын

Lol. I see it 's only logical.

@sleepynoehams

4 жыл бұрын

I mean I would I like tofu

I love the seven deadly sins reference after he bit you when you wanted to cruel sun that kid

The bite of 87

No one: Steve’s brother: *I can never outrun the pain*

@minespace792

4 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@chameleon3465

3 жыл бұрын

@@minespace792 I think it’s saying that Steve probably bites his brother a lot at home

Imagine if the parents were entitled, even better story

Kids are crazy on rainy days because they don't get outside so they have lots of energy

Sounds like the time my aunts student who was like 3 ran into our church class and me and my brother were like, “hi Jenny “😂

Well can you blame him you are made of tofu after all tofu is delicious 😋😉

@whatanicename3630

4 жыл бұрын

Is that a fucking emoji?

@penquenoguapo

4 жыл бұрын

EERIE ERIC, You could’ve just used this, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@bumsicle27

4 жыл бұрын

Mr.Clickbait BRO LANGUAGE

@bluesky_cupy5158

4 жыл бұрын

@@bumsicle27 blyat

@big_swivel

4 жыл бұрын

Tanki The T-34-85 Ok so we could just call people *whore* in 2020?

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87? THE KID BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER WATDEFOK

@cabbagecart-u3x

4 жыл бұрын

"Have you ever been bitten?" Me: Micheal Afton is sighing in a fire right now.

The biting child isn’t going to get slapped… he’s going to jail for attempt of murder.

When he knew he felt something wrong he looked down an saw himself as a meal for steve

Rebecca: A got bit by someone while trying to defend my friends. Young young tales: Sips tea* Interesting.

No I’ve haven’t been bitten, but I got stung in the eye by a bee

@WillitDoesMusic

4 жыл бұрын

OOOOF!!

@jamiedaws4572

4 жыл бұрын

I hoy stung IN THE FREAKING EYE I CLOSED BY A WASP

@diegodelamacorra8901

4 жыл бұрын

I’m stung by 3 bees/wasps

@pokepoke1889

4 жыл бұрын

Oooooh that's gotta hurt

@MichelleW870

4 жыл бұрын

*_h e c c_*

"The Lord was testing me" 💀💀💀

Steve=Hacus Hacus=The Class Bully

Him: "The bite" Me: *has a fnaf 4 flashback* Also me: ThE kId BeHiNd ThE sLaUgHtEr

@anonymous-rl8ln

4 жыл бұрын

NO wait...ThE tOfU bEhInD tHe SlAuGhTeR

@absentfox9209

4 жыл бұрын

Lul me too

@Flappy09

4 жыл бұрын

WaS tHaT tHe BiTe Of 87

@acidtears12

4 жыл бұрын

Animatronics love tofu....

@konikotrestrescinco859

4 жыл бұрын

i love fnaf but don't ever reference that god awful song

Congrats on the 401K!!! Love your vids

Dude, I worked in awana sparkies(youth group for little kids around the age of 5 & 6) and the weather does effect kids 😂 but it was fun. So was youth group for the older kids when I did it for a time.

Steve: bite's me Me: Falcon punch

Dang, whenever I helped out in kid's church they were never this misbehaved. Thank God for that because I'm not a very rule enforcing person.

It’s because he’s gone insane in quarantine

@mrfloaties991

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true true

😂 kids church sounds like hell on earth 😅

Tofu standing there: Steve *punches him in the balls* tofu: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW