As a Mexican, I can confirm that we are in fact Mexicans (in addition to being Mexicans)

@hwiatslgeord2887

2 жыл бұрын

Whats a mexican's favourite sport? Cross country

@AAAAAA-n9f

2 жыл бұрын

@@hwiatslgeord2887 nice joke, which sub reddit did you steal that one from?

@sprig5173

2 жыл бұрын

So I guess she was right on one issue.

@Jellyduckface1

2 жыл бұрын

That's crazy

@hello7032

2 жыл бұрын

But are you mexican Mexican mexican?

“I want you to start focusing on education and not public health!” And that pretty much sums up why we are in the public health crisis we are in now

@Bonobopantherienbionique

2 жыл бұрын

@@Joshdrake06 I mean shes right about that, if the population was more educated, we wouldnt need as much public health infrastructure and much more would be vaccinated, thus reducing the impact of covid.

@alcabone1126

2 жыл бұрын

She probably wants the school to teach about god, or say that the civil war was not about slavery but a war started by the north.

@MyFunface

2 жыл бұрын

Whats a public health education and why are you trying to make me a communist brother?

@coltonkleins

2 жыл бұрын

Proved that the U.S has poor education, they rather have better education than public health 😂😂😂😂

@steveng5370

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bonobopantherienbionique yeah but she's dumb in that she can't see how they can both be in focus and are intertwined

Ngl these “Texas woman” stories are starting to get a lot more wild than the “Florida man” stories

@westernhemlock

2 жыл бұрын

Florida Man and Texas Woman…match made in hell

@FriarJoe66

2 жыл бұрын

One day they’ll reproduce and give us New Orleans Kid, bringer of chaos

@jacobhafar538

2 жыл бұрын

@@westernhemlock i just wanna know who’d win in a fight tbh

@SoularSlothesk

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacobhafar538 if it is a physical fight, Florida man wins. If it is a battle of wits or pure stubbornness, Texas woman wins.

@JimmyHey

2 жыл бұрын

@@SoularSlothesk I would have to agree with you on that. If it was a battle of wits, Karen uses pretend to faint after wailing like a siren. If it's a battle of brawn the Florida man uses bath salts and continues to knock Karen out even after having been tazed.

Imagine if this woman came across the wiki page for "bussy"

@AprilBytheBay

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, learning about femboys

@arby327

2 жыл бұрын

If she learned about femboys, she would die on the spot

@AprilBytheBay

2 жыл бұрын

@@arby327 I can picture her world falling down around her

@joymartin8428

2 жыл бұрын

i wanna send her gay fanfic

@juliakiehl9557

Жыл бұрын

@@joymartin8428 Someone has to introduce her to the omegaverse. I think she would go bonkers.

Imagine having this woman as your mother. Every day must be a living hell.

@intrinsicallylast5246

2 жыл бұрын

"Mom can I get a computer to help me with homework? I saved up all my money too--" "DO YOU MEAN THE LIBERAL HATE BOX?! AIN'T NONE OF THAT GON' BE WELCOME 'ROUND THESE PARTS." :(

@ElaineLoyd

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine the man who was desperate enough to make a baby with her. Oh my gosh

@intrinsicallylast5246

2 жыл бұрын

@@ElaineLoyd I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

@ClayChapman0

2 жыл бұрын

One can only hope her kids are too stupid to notice. Either way, both sides lose

@dirtabd

2 жыл бұрын

Shes the type the hit on her daughters boyfriends for sure

Educate the kids so they don't end up like their parents

@fllnthblnks9681

2 жыл бұрын

But THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN

@jeremysmith4620

2 жыл бұрын

That is exactly why they have demonized education for decades. An educated populous doesn't fall for their shallow rhetoric and empty promises. From higher education all the way to elementary school, the right in America have systematically attempted to raise the prices of post secondary education, push less borrower favorable student loans, forbade loan forgiveness, helped publishers enter into illegal price fixing scheme to artificially inflate the cost of textbooks, make childcare less accessible for parents seeking to finish high school or attend college, and so much more. I could go on for days. I just find it so frustrating that actual human beings have sat down and decided that education was their enemy and that they must do everything they can to impede the young people of their nation from bettering themselves and their country. They would rather barely maintain a grasp on their faltering power in a nation loosing its competitive edge due to a lack of educated workers than give up this ridiculous quest and see the poor and working class succeed. It is disgusting and should be criminal.

@MrAznYoda

2 жыл бұрын

I learned critical thinking skills in college, but apparently that all that means is my liberal college has brainwashed me to the left according to my Trump loving relatives.

@bradleyrose811

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrAznYoda Exactly!!! Glad you can at least recognize that but it's practically impossible to pass on to others who haven't gotten the education huh :/

@xh3NNIN9x

2 жыл бұрын

"We raise our kids to raise themselves" (Offspring) must be much much longer the credo of the right wing then the release of the song nearly 20 years ago. ( I mean today you could call it negative education, not because of the bad vibes, but of the loss of brain cells)

The cornhole thing is literally one line spoken from a teenager in 1930's lmao. The book revolves around a relationship between 2 teenagers in the aftermath of school explosion that killed 300 children and teachers. The themes are literally about racism, segregation and class inequality. 1 line out of context set her off lmao

@Usshamma

2 жыл бұрын

And this outburst had successfully gotten the book banned from that school district

@67ghostLOL

2 жыл бұрын

I mean she likely despised the rest of the book, the mentioning of anal sex was just a good excuse.

@wilhelmkreis6578

2 жыл бұрын

Well I'm sure the rest of the book set her off too for being communist propaganda

@theodoreroosevelt1858

2 жыл бұрын

Thats probably why she complained in the first place, now it makes sense

@zinaverde5577

2 жыл бұрын

@@theodoreroosevelt1858 exactly, the book was banned. She looked for anything and found it and got what she wanted, a book talking about racism banned

I find it hysterical that this lady felt the need to tell the people she was speaking in front of that she had never done buttstuff

@justalostlocal

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Almost choked laughing at that one. Like, pls give me a shred of that confidence and give her some of my self awareness.

@FoxNHound

2 жыл бұрын

Well, she’s missing out.

@l0v3existsXOXO

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something someone who has secretly done buttstuff would say

@voodooogaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@l0v3existsXOXO She exclusively has butt sex, probably even pegs her good white christian husband as she yells "FREEDOM!"

@OTDub

Жыл бұрын

@@l0v3existsXOXO Right. It was completely unprompted and therefore immediately suspect lol

This woman is literally illiterate. How can she hear herself speak and think she’s illustrating her points coherently.

@jazzy22jm

2 жыл бұрын

Funny but she was actually getting censored at points 😂😂

@awest182

2 жыл бұрын

she's a patriot brudder, she's expressing her freedom of speech and we'll defend her to our dying breath. what do you mean she isn't free from consequences? THAT'S COMMUNIST SOCIALIST CANCEL CULTURE! 😡😡😡

@Zaradorian

2 жыл бұрын

bc logic has evaded the human race in 2021

@MrPiksovs

2 жыл бұрын

that xanax white whine combo

@ccole99

2 жыл бұрын

No what’s really going on is if you look this book up it’s actually very good and it tells the real story about how fucked up it was for interracial dating back in the 20s and how things can be over came!!! This is more then meets the eye!!! I think Blondie here just doesn’t want to hear about how Racism existing back in the day and hell we should just forget all about it and go about our day!!!

I love watching Karens get arrested. It's so fucking hilarious. They just CANNOT believe they're being treated like other people.

@SAVarXX

2 жыл бұрын

@The 4th Reich silence diaperfur

@isabellewillhaveapicnic4091

2 жыл бұрын

@The 4th Reich cry about it

@Fr0stbite1801

2 жыл бұрын

@The 4th Reich why do you hate free speech

@cheezychz9984

2 жыл бұрын

@The 4th Reich wtf is your pfp 😳

@wildbill9681

2 жыл бұрын

“oh my gosh 😦”

As an Irish person who’s govt was heavily controlled by the Catholic Church for years, the idea of America giving in even more to the church is terrifying.

@willkoestner4159

2 жыл бұрын

As an American, thank you! I'm in the Midwest. If I point out even casually how I'm uncomfortable with religious influence on politic people look at me like I'm a nut.

@TrueHimbo

2 жыл бұрын

@@themaddollmaker atheist online are really edgy in America but quite a few do get disowned, kicked out of communities or harassed. Makes a feedback loop

@flyingcolumn16

2 жыл бұрын

Off to the laundries with you Seán. How dare you question the cloth! We all know those babies in the sewers in Tuam were beyond saving.

@nickball4071

2 жыл бұрын

@@willkoestner4159 just point out that the UK is a Christian theocracy as the queen is literally the head of our church and God's appointed representative on Earth, like the Pope. Due to religion being governed in law the public here rejected religion faster because so many people refuse to follow what the government says to do and if your government officials forced them to church how many would go because Joe Biden passed a law saying you have to go church.

@sarads7877

2 жыл бұрын

As an italian... well, tell me about it 🙃

I just feel like that whole generation has massive undiagnosed lead poisoning from childhood.

@kenbee1957

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@justalostlocal

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr it's not even a joke at this point. Some kinds of brain damage must have accrued to get us THIS.

@emperorplumeria5487

2 жыл бұрын

I mean they did use to put lead in basically everything

@JauntyCrepe

2 жыл бұрын

A lot of people are starting to agree with that. I'd be interested to see if there is a way to test for it

@TheJzako

2 жыл бұрын

You're 100% correct. Unleaded gas wasn't introduced until 1976, along with catalytic converters. So they were literally pumping it into the air they were breathing.

Embarrassment is non-existent for these people.

@GetOfflineGetGood

2 жыл бұрын

Can't shame the shameless

@SA-mo3hq

2 жыл бұрын

You need self-awareness to feel shame.

@kx7500

2 жыл бұрын

Self awareness is.

@xh3NNIN9x

2 жыл бұрын

They have no self awareness, that's why they are racist without getting a read head. They cant introspect, that's why they like fascist, they need a strong leader to guide their lives. If they had the ability to hear themself talking this toxic nonsense, they wouldn't talk toxic nonsense.

@overlookers

2 жыл бұрын

NPD's a helluva drug

I wonder if she realizes she’s brought more attention to the book. One kid at the school is probably passing the book around with the “good parts” highlighted.

@Imxel21

2 жыл бұрын

Yep that’s how it is

@andrewfolsom3836

2 жыл бұрын

if she actually has a child at that school theyre gonna get bullied so hard

@just_a_turtle_chad

2 жыл бұрын

@@andrewfolsom3836 I feel bad for them. They should instead bully the mom.

@relaxationstation7634

2 жыл бұрын

hell, if it makes people read I'm cool with it.

@andrewfolsom3836

2 жыл бұрын

@@just_a_turtle_chad true

She was trying to negatively quote the book Out of Darkness, which is a book about racism and inter-racial relationships in 1930s rural Texas that hinges on the event of a local school blowing up in New London, but she clearly didn't get the point of the book and just has a visceral reaction to the concept of people having anal sex.

@toxictator4561

2 жыл бұрын

Shes the kinda woman who reads Whale Talk and thinks its an attack on white athletes .

@marcusdonahue7124

2 жыл бұрын

She's the kind of woman who reads Harry Potter and thinks it's the Necrinomicon

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

She didn’t even know what the term was before she Googled it. She either knew what it meant and had to be too Of God to immediately know or between the rest of the book that’s what set her off. A word that as far as she knew was a game. 100% knew what it was and was trying to spin it to ban a book talking about bigger issues

If Jesus turned up today I can only imagine he would despise republicans

@nabeelhussain1372

2 жыл бұрын

He would be despised by republicans. The point of Jesus is to not despise others

@WhiteLakotaMan777

2 жыл бұрын

@@nabeelhussain1372 fake

@chaosvii

2 жыл бұрын

There would be a lot of megachurch table flipping and contempt for all the money mingling around in a self-proclaimed “house of gawd”

@axofbrevity

2 жыл бұрын

@@chaosvii true. Jesus is all like "be kind and patient and do not judge" and also "wtf are you doing, exploiting people's religious beliefs is wrong!"

@ianprado5561

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao if only the evangelicals/conservatives knew how brown and anti-capitalist Jesus was.

I’m a HS teacher and, trust me, we need to teach more public health to students 😅

@James-mb3je

2 жыл бұрын

@@IIII...... you believe in American left wingers? You're so indoctrinated lol

@TheHeavyshadow

2 жыл бұрын

@@IIII...... That's where you're wrong, comrade! We want children to read and write, so that they can read state-approved propaganda we are given from The Democrat Party personally to distribute adn teach in the class room! And we want them to write so that they may one day praise our glorious Leader, Joseph Robinettislav Bidenovski, in speeches as well as essays! And I mean: Without reading or writing, how would they attend all our neo-marxist pro-communist anti-male anti-white anti-free speech college and university courses? For the glory of the USSAR!

@JerkingLegacy

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheHeavyshadow This is a banger of a comment

@jaymorgan8013

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheHeavyshadow Indeed Comrade! ✊

@luu2532

2 жыл бұрын

@@IIII...... most people of higher education are left leaning, so your point does't make sense

A Mexican is a Mexican is a Mexican. She’s right…….right?

@muffinguy910

2 жыл бұрын

As a mexican i can confirm, I'm a mexican most of the time.

@giovannirazo9490

2 жыл бұрын

@@muffinguy910 as a Mexican as well I was confused if I was a Mexican all the time as well

@raymondc9513

2 жыл бұрын

Feeling cute, might become Mexican for a few hours, then be Mexican for the rest of the day.

@noonecaresbut8972

2 жыл бұрын

she makes it sound like there are more than one mexicans in a mexican, like damn how many mexicans you got in there

@el_equidistante

2 жыл бұрын

she is reading from the book

We should all be so lucky to one day have the confidence of the woman who said "... false and not true" like they were independent statements.

@cheems408

2 жыл бұрын

Trying to reach the word minimum on my 2,000 word essay

@dlilwon

2 жыл бұрын

I was just pondering that as i came across your comment

“I don’t need to carry an ID” but she’s probably the same person who demands that people have an id to vote

@stoplookingatmyname8200

2 жыл бұрын

Ngl Im not american and its insane to me that yall dont have a national ID. Thats free ofc

why wasn't she just complying? I thought you weren't supposed to argue with cops?

@KaisTestKitchen1

2 жыл бұрын

But but muh freedoms? Lol. Seriously tho these people can't be reasoned with

@HarryS77

2 жыл бұрын

She only complies for Jesus.

@KaisTestKitchen1

2 жыл бұрын

@@HarryS77 W

@hetzer5926

2 жыл бұрын

They only back the blue when the blue is backing them

@MrWatchowtnow

2 жыл бұрын

@@KaisTestKitchen1 i know freedom?! Harriet Tubman was cringe. Stalin was cool doe. And you're smart for a 12 year old freak with no friends.

"This is America! Censorship is unamerican!" Goes on to complain about the content of novels in a school library. If there is an afterlife, Mark Twain and George Orwell, are getting ready to play some Cornhole with these complainers.

@christophergreen6595

2 жыл бұрын

Gore Vidal and Oscar Wilde too. Consensual cornhole only.

@christophergreen6595

2 жыл бұрын

@Danii Holt when I was in HS the radical religious right was all about banning Harry Potter. Hard-core evangelical communities still restrict their members from enjoying such 'sinful' things... weird to remember these people exist.

@Ar1AnX1x

2 жыл бұрын

"freedom for me, not for thee" of course hypocrites like her don't know how horrible they are, since if they had any self-awareness they wouldn't be this dumb.

Wait a sec, she's outraged about some word in a book? Why is she screaming about her sexual life? Who needs to hear this?

"A mask showdown at Nordstrom rack..." Sounds about white.

That wine mom got a pen and a legal pad and copied down a random, out of context quote from her middle school kid’s library book. Can you imagine her kid’s embarrassment? She’s got way too much time on her hands. Get a job, Karen.

@SuzakuX

2 жыл бұрын

No way she read 300 pages to find some random innuendo, she found that from some list of "sexually explicit" library book on the internet.

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

@@SuzakuX Nah it’s a book about racism, I’ll bet she just wanted it banned

@miniclip1162

2 жыл бұрын

kids probably just asked what a cornhole is instead of googling it... its a mistake they wont make again!

I wish i had the confidence of privileged WASPs

@ElaineLoyd

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe a quarter of their confidence to much might take away from your intellect.

@matteoziegler7632

2 жыл бұрын

What does WASPs mean?

@Sound_Judgement

2 жыл бұрын

@@matteoziegler7632 White Anglo-Saxon Protestants

@xtxschmidt

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sound_Judgement lol it's white and specially privileged

@anaionescu8913

2 жыл бұрын

@@matteoziegler7632 white anglo saxon protestant

I lost it at the “Yeah God wants you to assault retail workers.” 🤣💀

It's not even post-pandemic and this lady wants "less focus on public health" and (claims) to want more focus on education. To be fair to her, she is actually an excellent example of why education needs mroe government attention and greater resources.

She had to google it. Lol, lady, go check your husbands search history there’ll be plenty of examples there 😂

@amsquid3155

2 жыл бұрын

GOT EM

@Takokujin07

2 жыл бұрын

YO FACTS THO.

@adamhbrennan

2 жыл бұрын

The first thing she said after defining it was “I’ve never had anal sex;” so yeah, she’s definitely done that…

@ismth

2 жыл бұрын

@The 4th Reich I am too. Hiiii 🤪

@WhiteLakotaMan777

2 жыл бұрын

@@ismth N

Omega Karen has the power of God and Cornhole on her side.. 😳

@andrewking9454

2 жыл бұрын

Cornhole was a bad dude

@SA-mo3hq

2 жыл бұрын

She defs been cornholed, but did everthing wrong. No preplay, no lube, no protection.

@Scorpio--

2 жыл бұрын

"I am Cornholio."

@EddyBombay

2 жыл бұрын

So many points for this reference. 👍🏾

@appltron1827

2 жыл бұрын

God, Jesus Christ and the Cornholy spirit

This sounds like something Charlie from 'It's Always Sunny' wrote.

"Cornhole big no-no!" - Jesus, apparently

@internalizedhappyness9774

Жыл бұрын

La🅱️iticus: 4:20 “corn hole = hell hole”

Lady, kids won't understand cornhole and other innuendo present in literature and media until they're older. God forbid she bans SpongeBob in her household.

@FoxNHound

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Teachers will just skip over it. If a kid asks about, they’ll tell the truth and just say its a sexual innuendo.

@FlamingNinjaBoi

2 жыл бұрын

Or like just about any kid TV show in the last 30 years.

@rewdskwid

2 жыл бұрын

Had a babysitter that was part of our church, her daughter and I weren't allowed to watch spongebob because she thought spongebob and Patrick were gay lovers and we also weren't allowed to say "that sucks, frick, darn, etc."

@justaspiral13

2 жыл бұрын

She probably did ban SpongeBob lol. I knew many kids who weren't allowed to watch it, it's really sad.

@dipsheets

2 жыл бұрын

That reminded me, i had a friend who wasnt allowed to watch spongebob bc their parents believe it caused adhd (which is so stupidly false)

That Lady is very closed minded. She should learn more about "Cornhole"

@ovoj5631

2 жыл бұрын

Closed mind and closed cornhole

@d.sullivan2831

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr.

@pickletickle8300

2 жыл бұрын

She already has a stick up there, there’s not enough room

@laceybabay1013

2 жыл бұрын

@@pickletickle8300 There is if she believes in herself

@xXRickTrolledXx

2 жыл бұрын

Lacey you’re a fucking treasure lmao

"It's great because all these other doctors won't sign these exemption forms." Yeah think about that a second.

We need someone of middle eastern decent to win MTG's gun and then post a picture posing with it on twitter.

"I have the game in the back of my yard" Unintentionally brilliant comedy.

@maxvosper9420

2 жыл бұрын

haaaa thank you for this

@PinHeadSupliciumwtf

2 жыл бұрын

Man that one took a minute hahahaha

@justalostlocal

2 жыл бұрын

Take my like TAKE IT

@Ntwolf1220

2 жыл бұрын

Genius

@yoyoyobottleoyos

2 жыл бұрын

She makes milkshakes to lure the boys.

Just listening to her talk, not even 3 minutes have passed and I’m legit worried that I am in the process of having a stroke

@calumhouston3308

2 жыл бұрын

I think she had one with that Mexican line lol

@franknstein5376

2 жыл бұрын

I was having so many problems following her... I started thinking "maybe my English is worse than what I thought 🤔"

@bacicinvatteneaca

2 жыл бұрын

Have you not noticed that a lot of words were muted? The quote from the book is absolutely cryptic this way

@xx3astmanxx928

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 when someone makes you doubt your own English skills due to their own incompetency that’s a pretty good feat 😂

Love how Hasan is like "She's getting hotter!" Then hears her speak and he's all like "Nahh I take it back..."

The reason why the cop is asking for an ID in this situation is because it puts her in a serious double bind, either she shows ID or she can’t drive her car. She doesn’t have to have an ID on her if she doesn’t want to but if she wants to drive her car she needs a license on her to prove that she can operate that motor vehicle. If she had a motorcycle and showed a Class D license, rather than a Class M license, then she can not drive that motorcycle though she has a “license”. In this instance, if she is not willing to provide him with any ID, she can’t be allowed to drive bc we don’t know if she is allowed to drive.

@brittanyshaw3156

2 жыл бұрын

exactly what I was thinking

Out of Darkness is such a good fucking book. I read it a few years ago and cried,, is she....mad that a really powerful book about the reality of historical tragedy is...not kid-friendly ...?

@goblinbabe

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah imo those books should always be there if kids want to read it no matter what age. Just don’t mandate that they read it, kids will just end up hating reading if it’s forced on them lol.

@TenzinBeifongIII

2 жыл бұрын

@The 4th Reich a silly nazi calling other people cringe? That's rich.

@itsd0nk

2 жыл бұрын

@@TenzinBeifongIII his vision is based on comment replies. Just ignore and report and they’ll move along or go away.

@TenzinBeifongIII

2 жыл бұрын

@@itsd0nk oh I reported right after no worries

@leahflower9924

2 жыл бұрын

Her version of darkness is your back hole lol

I want to say I was in 5th grade in 03-04 when we had sex ed, here on the central coast in Cali. Learned about the reproductive system of males and females, the “miracle of life,” anal sex, diseases, and the importance of testing. In hindsight, it was very comprehensive and most of that shot flew over my head until high school. I’m glad we were taught this stuff because I’ve protected myself and my partners.

@MisterD4vid

2 жыл бұрын

Aye I’m from the 831 too! 🤝

@hello7032

2 жыл бұрын

831!!

@christophergreen6595

2 жыл бұрын

Its too long ago for me to remember what was taught in school and what I learned elsewhere, but I DO KNOW that a couple years after I graduated (2000) our local county went full 'abstinence only', complete with the extra half-dozen or so teen pregnancies. Impeach Bush!

@dylandejesus2478

2 жыл бұрын

I got my sex Ed in 2014 (I live in Tampa FL) and we were taught that we shouldn’t have sex until marriage, because if we do there’s a good chance we’ll get an std. They proceeded to showed us pictures of infected genitals. Then they told us if we have sex, it’s basically like having sex with all the other people they’ve had slept with.

@reaperking2121

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I got my Comprehensive sex Ed from my church. It was far better then anything I had taken in school. It was based around the presumption that all humans are Sexual beings and that you will most likely be sexually active and have sex during your life. Thus the curriculum was focused around teaching one how to have a healthy sex life and how be safe during sex. The only thing that was stressed was that protection is an important part of being safe and that we me must have consent from Both party’s. Other then that they didn’t care And didn’t judge.

I love how its always the angry parents yelling, never and actual student who attends the schools and are the ones who are actually affected by the education system. (anal sex won't effect your home value. If it does, It'll make it go up... A LOT)

My girlfriend is an English teacher at a middle school near where this first lady is from, and she's had to deal with crazies just like her. These parents are scouring through every book in the school libraries for any content that they don't like just so they have an excuse to harass teachers and admin about it.

Would a Karen by any other name be as detestable? Karen is a Karen is a Karen

@kionnakelly2918

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@EnigmaticLucas

2 жыл бұрын

We might need to create another name because hogs are starting to steal "Karen" from us

@unreasonablyagreeable1081

2 жыл бұрын

@@EnigmaticLucas then diversify. Call a bitch becky, Gretchen, Janet, Jan, (like, "sure, jan" from the Brady bunch), Janice, Asheligh, Doreen, etc . Be creative, they'll be mad regardless.

@graceellison118

2 жыл бұрын

@@unreasonablyagreeable1081 my favorite as of late is Linda

That was my school lol. Can confirm these types of parents are commonplace. Some teacher at my high school got fired for showing a video that had a BLM sign in the background and had nothing to do with the video. He was my favorite teacher and now he is gone. What a f*cked up world.

@kx7500

2 жыл бұрын

Fascists.

@Takokujin07

2 жыл бұрын

Conservative lunatics

@owencole5774

2 жыл бұрын

@@3g0st Thanks.

@TayTayMakesBeats

11 ай бұрын

God that's so sad. I'm sorry you had to go through that, I hope his life wasn't affected too bad. We need more based parents and citizens standing up to these fascists, they're way too motivated.

A lot of people in my family talk like this lady. For the longest time I thought I was stupid, because I never understood what they were talking about. As an adult, I now realize they were talking nonsense. The amount of mental relief I felt after realizing that was so satisfying 😌

@jurassicsmackdown6359

Жыл бұрын

You and me both. Now when i talk common sense they laugh at me all condescending-like or just insult my intelligence

I am so glad you pointed out how so many of these Karens look just like MTG. They're like a sub-species of humans

Hogs will use christianity as a reason to not wear a mask when Leviticus 13:45 exist

@sirgeoffrey6206

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂, I’ve never seen that before. Omg, it’s crazy how people cherry pick verses in the bible

@kx7500

2 жыл бұрын

Post?

@Takokujin07

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@bryangolphin2162

2 жыл бұрын

@@kx7500 gotchu

@bryangolphin2162

2 жыл бұрын

@@kx7500 And the leper in whom the plague is, his clothes shall be arent, and his head bare, and bhe shall put a covering upon his upper lip, and shall cry, Unclean, unclean.

I don't regret sobriety, but god I miss getting that blasted on a weekday.

@d.sullivan2831

2 жыл бұрын

Adulting

@madelainestein3579

2 жыл бұрын

Ong me too

@marcusdonahue7124

2 жыл бұрын

Wasn't it great though?

@ShamayaLivia

2 жыл бұрын

yeaa.... being sober is still fun though... right guys...? 🙃

@marcusdonahue7124

2 жыл бұрын

I relapsed someone get on a zoom call and join in

Try not carrying your ID as a foreigner in Japan 😂 they always randomly walk up to you only to check if you carry your ID LOL

I want to get “SOCIALISM” put on the side of my Prius to trigger all the hogs. It would make people here so mad. Maybe when I’m ready for a new one…

“The only thing that’s certain is death, taxes, and the top of the hour ad break.” /immediate ad/ Perfection

@tylerj8613

2 жыл бұрын

*chef’s kiss*

Whenever I see (Hogwatch) in the title I start grinning. Maybe my favorite series on KZread.

@carnybusiness7432

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite bit Azan does.

@Juniversal

2 жыл бұрын

Hell yea brother

@sirius1696

2 жыл бұрын

Yee yee

@pleaserunmeoverwithasubaru6761

Жыл бұрын

it’s a drug at this point 😂

Did anyone catch the cop in the second segment going “im not gonna listen to this.” When he takes her arm because that had me in fuckin tears that was so funny

Bruh, they keep trying to quote books and how they support their point when they clearly have not grasped the theme of these books.

After reading about right-wing libertarian legal theories, alarm bells go off in my head every time I hear someone spouting off about the “common law.”

@ozen3348

2 жыл бұрын

What's that about?

@fluorescentalien5204

2 жыл бұрын

why? im curious

@Sound_Judgement

2 жыл бұрын

@@ozen3348 “Common law” is such a nebulous concept, and right-wing libertarians/anarcho-capitalists are really the only people who use it. And only then when it suits whatever they want, because “common law” to them is not really a consistent definition. It’s basically some combination of autonomy and property rights, with any other laws being considered illegitimate. And they tend to emphasize “freedom from” in what they consider freedom; in other words, I can do what I want with what I own and the government can’t tell me otherwise, no matter how many people it hurts. Technically, common law comes from English law based on precedent and custom, but these jackasses will often just throw it out along with the U.S. Constitution whenever they don’t like something because they don’t really know what they’re talking about. Sovereign Citizens also throw that term around a lot, because they are in that same right-wing libertarian zone too. Tl;dr It’s a red flag usually signaling someone with terrible understanding of law just trying to act like they are justified in whatever they claim to be “common law.”

@Sound_Judgement

2 жыл бұрын

@@fluorescentalien5204 I think what I wrote to O Zen answers you as well.

@Mr___f

2 жыл бұрын

If they actually cared about common law, abortion would be 100% legal throughout the US.

Can we please just get rid of Texas and Florida? We don't need them anymore

@mussymuss1

2 жыл бұрын

Second and fourth highest GDP in the nation 😔. We may still need them.

@shibadeemcelroy

2 жыл бұрын

@@mussymuss1 Dang I forgot about that, guess we have to 😔

@jbattin3034

2 жыл бұрын

Not worth it. Fuck the GDP. We have to cut the rot out.

@gato8008

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who was born and raised in Texas, it is time for me to pack my things and move out away from that crazy state.

@jacksonscott690

2 жыл бұрын

Texas is so messed up

she doesn't even know it, but she's one of the best living examples of why we need a well-funded public sector

Can’t believe that lady gave us the full etymology of the word “cornhole”.

She really missed the opportunity to say “Tali - banned from Entry”

@sarahsullivan5270

2 жыл бұрын

Glad I’m not the only one who thought of that lol

She sounds and acts exactly like the most cliché bimbo cheerleader Valley girl ever. I would swear to god she was a character in a 2000’s Live-Action Disney movie

@spiraljumper74

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, bimbo valley girl cheerleaders are usually fun to be around. Lotta positive energy.

@muiscnight

2 жыл бұрын

@@spiraljumper74 everyone got positive vibes until life happens

"I want you to focus on edjoocayshun and not public health..." Literally teaching health is education. I love the US

Seeing conservatives react to getting arrested is always going to be funny to me

Hog watch should be a weekly occurrence my guy

Lauren Boebert is only hotter because she isnt the copy pasted Conservative Blonde woman. She's at least mixing it up by being brunette

@awest182

2 жыл бұрын

I agree, plus those glasses are a cute touch.

@c.a.t4607

2 жыл бұрын

Bobo is Sara Palin 2.0... what are you talking about...

@Ewan_Tree

2 жыл бұрын

@@c.a.t4607 Thank you for reminding me that Sarah Palin is unfortunately still around

@bacicinvatteneaca

2 жыл бұрын

Ew, please stop having such americanly bad tastes

@IAmTheBugInsideYou

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zombi3NinjaKing Man what the fuck haha

“Build a Bitch” KILLED ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My ex girlfriend's mom looked exactly like that too and she was a dumbfounded FOX and OAN watcher.

Hog watch is my favorite anime, amazing season so far

This lady definitely had some corn holing action.

@kenbee1957

2 жыл бұрын

Recently

Is the book part of the required reading? I’m starting to think she’s just anti libraries.

"IB" and "VBN" had me fuckin rollin

"This s one doctor who is volunteering to sign"... This is not a doctor

How tf do these karens get such large platforms?

@SA-mo3hq

2 жыл бұрын

They talked to the manager.

@kx7500

2 жыл бұрын

America has a huge amount of fascists in power. Where u been

@Takokujin07

2 жыл бұрын

White

"13 of our BEST soldiers"...guess they weren't THAT good then, huh?

Lmfao at the chiropractor in Florida. When chiro's go by Dr...it cracks me the fuck up. I know this is old but still entertaining lol

@internalizedhappyness9774

Жыл бұрын

You mean cosplay doctors?

if you ever want to experience how english sounds to non-english speakers, these hog ladies are it

The blonde conservative clone woman look theory is *very* valid, or at least an accurate observation worth discussing - all of these women are literally my girlfriend when I met her 6 years ago, & after a lot of careful discussion upon the discovery that she was basically brainwashed as a kid... She's a socdem now & despises liberals & conservatives. It *is* possible to do, it all depends on how honest she's willing to be with herself & the world. My girlfriend was absolutely a Karen until she saw the "real world". She still kinda looks like this but at least she doesn't believe the conservative propaganda anymore.

@awest182

2 жыл бұрын

chatter who said build a bitch KEKW

@Matthew.E.Kelly.

2 жыл бұрын

@@awest182I would 100% build another blonde glasses-wearing thiccy with attitude, I don't know why but it's one of my kinks 😔

@awest182

2 жыл бұрын

@@Matthew.E.Kelly. sorry but lauren boebert is such a fox. blonde women are now tainted by marjorie titan greene

@Matthew.E.Kelly.

2 жыл бұрын

@@awest182😂 understandable, have a great day ✌️ Boebert actually would be more in my tastes if she just ate a few burgers & had a few milkshakes every week. I don't do bodyshaming because that's some ugly shit to do, but I prefer thiccer women most of the time. Boebert is batshit insane either way & that's what makes her repulsive 😭

@sommerblume9671

2 жыл бұрын

@@Matthew.E.Kelly. Idk about them being thicc but I understand being into blondes. The past decade has ruined blondes for many people though. Also don’t know about glasses cus I love looking at someone’s eyes properly. I’d rather compromise for contacts for a “reward” if you catch my drift lmao. Most men I’ve dated don’t mind it, or were gonna swap anyways but now get a bonus.

I _wish_ my teachers had said "This is what cornhole is." Would have been a lot more interesting.

Apparently, the first Karen won. The book was taken out of the curriculum. So, it's that easy to win as a Karen everyone. One white woman complains and the next day an award winning book is out of the curriculum.

50. Cal out here with almost as much kickback as the average politician

"the only things that are consistent are death, taxes, and the top of the hour ad break" - Benjamin Franklin 18:23

She’s asking for a second high school? While most inner city schools are underfunded? Holy entitlement.

Sick of these thugs trying to infiltrate our schoolboards smh

You looked it up and still chose to phrase "cornhole" as a "game in your backyard", just astounding

Legit thought she was having a stroke at some parts.

"Doctors won't sign it so it is great he will" what do you think she was saying about addicts who doctor shop?

I LOVE righteous gemstones, growing up in Pentecostal churches, some of that stuff is pretty relatable.

@Mydogslove2laugh

2 жыл бұрын

I love the righteous gemstones. Can't wait for season 2. Danny McBride is hilarious

@awetree6765

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mydogslove2laugh yes it can’t come soon enough!!!

theyll stop being hogs when pigs fly

Deadass had to put the phone down and breathe after seeing that Marjorie Ad.

“One nation, under god, one and invisible” Seperation of church and state never existed

@Oldmanfnaf

2 жыл бұрын

that line was added in 1954

Your southern Karen imitation is just so perfect 🤣

This is how the Piglet becomes The Hog, they find something like cornhole and turn that into something else.

“Death, taxes, and a top of the hour ad break.” My fav so far

I should just become a chiropractor and sell vaccine exemptions to hogs. I'd probably make bank.

@karmanmann369

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo all fun and games till you get arrested and fined

This chiropractor is the equivalent of the doctor I had to skype to get a medical card before weed was legal . Shit was so cheap man, god damn I miss 2014 .

"What do they assemble these?!" LMFAO IM DEAD!

"rippin' franzia" should be the official GOP motto

Dude i just got an ad after he said "The only consistency are top of the hour adbreaks" :D

I live in the area where Boebert got elected. Her segment was one of the more reasonable things I've heard from people in this area recently. I had somebody try to convince me that non Christian religion was illegal in America because the founders were taking about different denominations of Christianity.