Waiter: “How was you meal sir.” Guy: “I found a pizza in my pepperoni.”

@abdoucisse894

6 ай бұрын

fr 😭

@laquamartin4602

6 ай бұрын

No Fr😂😭😭❤️

@jadenwilliams2863

6 ай бұрын

Lmoooo literally

@hemhem-cu5ce

6 ай бұрын

Underrated

@brandonjohnson1630

6 ай бұрын

"Terribly sorry, sir." *gets bucket of pepperoni and pours it*

"Ok that's good Ok that's good OK THATS GOOD THAT'S ENOUGH FUCKING PEPPERONI"

@LJMaxwellDaKilla2007Z

4 ай бұрын

LMAO I REMEMBER THAT ONE MEME. Also Im the 100th like! :D

@cnordegren

4 ай бұрын

How dare you?! There is no such thing as too much pepperoni.

@TickeyWickey4u

4 ай бұрын

​@cnordegren there definitely is

@astonquirk3665

4 ай бұрын

Literally said this exact thing watching this

@UprightOar

4 ай бұрын

😂

How do you want your Pizza sir? *_Make it my last meal._*

@SonOfTheChinChin

Ай бұрын

"how do you want your pizza sir?" the last supper

I can imagine Gordon Ramsay having a stroke if someone did this in front of him.

@amit_patel654

8 күн бұрын

I'd actually like to see him react to this 😂

take a bite and then take that next bite beside god 😂

@freekodak3387

6 ай бұрын

First bite taste like heaven, the next bite takes you there

@GodisformewhoShallBeAgainst

6 ай бұрын

Wahahaa 😅

@mrpriest469

6 ай бұрын

Yoooooo😂😂😂😂

@Kingsavagelife

6 ай бұрын

Right 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@davidgulik5556

6 ай бұрын

@@freekodak3387did you think this up yourself? It’s hilarious!!

“How much pepperoni do you want on your pizza!” “Depends, how many ya got in stock?”

@RedSkies30

6 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mahorjaja

6 ай бұрын

Alternative comment: Hey how much pepperoni do you want on your pizza? yes.

@redacculous

6 ай бұрын

Yes, I'd like some pizza with those pepperonis I would unironically try this though

@mahorjaja

6 ай бұрын

@@redacculous 💀

@MarvelousMoony

4 ай бұрын

I chuckled 😂

waiter : "what's your order sir ?" me : "one heart attack please"

1st bite: Oh that's good👍 2nd bite: Oh that's god 💀

@Poe-007

3 ай бұрын

🥇 best comment

@jenman187

3 ай бұрын

⁠Fr

@jaredroper3618

2 ай бұрын

@@Poe-007most overused comment ever, never the best comment

@Poe-007

2 ай бұрын

@@jaredroper3618 lol 😂

@AshwoodTree7825

2 ай бұрын

nah it's 1st:oh that's shit 2nd: oh shit

Do you want some Pizza with your Pepperoni?

@AIrobut5323

6 ай бұрын

Dammit👍

@GeneralIsSentient

6 ай бұрын

shut up and take my like

@mclovinton

6 ай бұрын

#truce⏸️😒🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Walczyk

6 ай бұрын

this is a repost too

@rustee-edits

6 ай бұрын

Lmao was bouta say the same thing 😅

Waiter: "How much pepperoni would you like on your pizza sir?" Customer: "Enough to kill 2 fully grown elephants please."

@leahtaylor4503

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@yousseffarouk7861

3 ай бұрын

This is the most American way to eat pizza

@wullaballoo2642

3 ай бұрын

Starts with enough bread for 4 pizzas and topped with enough crap to cover ten

@mr.mitchcobra

3 ай бұрын

Customer: "Yes!"

@user-df1jj7eu3s

3 ай бұрын

All the pepperoni you have

WE GETTIN A HEART ATTACK WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🌋🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

Absolutely no one: “Yea, so I’m looking for a pizza that will make me shit the consistency of house paint” Tony Boloney’s, for some fn reason: “Say less, fam”

@andytom91

Ай бұрын

😂😂

@superiorrule34

25 күн бұрын

Your gut sounds weak.

We call that the old “heart failure” slice

@EspeonDaydream

6 ай бұрын

no that's a different item on their menu

@zabou3867

6 ай бұрын

yes heart failure brings you to heaven

@cpalomaresjr

6 ай бұрын

@@zabou3867even the acid reflux is crying

@Omnibushido-

6 ай бұрын

@@zabou3867 anyone who would willingly eat a pizza like this is going straight to hell don’t even

@Sonya-jo2hp

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

"Chef, we have 5 bags of pepperoni that expires tomorrow " Chef: say no more...

@RicardoLopez-ts3sr

6 ай бұрын

😂😂

@jean-claudechucklee7911

6 ай бұрын

Pretty much 😂

@deus4992

6 ай бұрын

Lol 😂😂 ha got em

@NEMES1S_.

6 ай бұрын

Also The Cher : We Are Going Bankrupt We Gotta Save Up Pepperoni's

@KFontLab

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

The kind of meal you can only eat once in a lifetime.

@EricTheBroBean

4 ай бұрын

The kind of meal that ends your lifetime.

@SuixdeCity

2 ай бұрын

Yea because you wont have a life after

@renzmiguelberonguezmanzano8836

2 ай бұрын

Probably those Prisoners in the death sentence .

“Hi, what is your order sir?” “I would like to order a little bit of pizza in my pepperoni with a large coke please”

"Sir would you like a Pepperoni Pizza or a Pizza Pepperoni?"

@garylexodesacula4823

6 ай бұрын

I was JUST about to make this comment 😭

@TheBootyman94

6 ай бұрын

The customer : Yes

“A healthy amount of pepperoni is served”

@isaiahmayfield5614

6 ай бұрын

Ah I see my diet is working

@WatercraftGames

6 ай бұрын

Still not enough bruh

@SaywhateverI

6 ай бұрын

“This need to be on your devour list”

@Copter200

6 ай бұрын

"Healthy" Welp, they don't call it a die-t for nothing

@lowtier1

6 ай бұрын

Peperoni

1st bite: tastes like heaven 2nd bite: takes you there

@pixelframe7126

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

Heart Attack Pizza🤩 I love that kind

"How would you like your pizza, sir?" *Heart attack amount*

@ricardogarcia5770

5 ай бұрын

No shit right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

@ricardorogerio9060

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TomiokaNoKokyu

5 ай бұрын

Drinking oil amount

@soheil4233

5 ай бұрын

Without hesitaaaation siiiiir 🤓

@TheUltram04

5 ай бұрын

Wella for me fellas it a biiiiig yes🤓✋

I got an indirect heartburn watching this

@ssettev9361

4 ай бұрын

Exactly my thought! 😂

@filmsta5sixtoosie

4 ай бұрын

EXACTLY... that sauce really did it

@YourAUTISTIC

4 ай бұрын

I loo ok at a brain hearing you

@YourAUTISTIC

4 ай бұрын

Lost

@Opa_der_Kranke

4 ай бұрын

@@YourAUTISTIC you lost your brain decades ago Buddy,dont worry

WERE GOING TO HEART ATTACK WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@masterjarteo

13 күн бұрын

I will cause everything I watch this video I feel sick

The oil into the sauce to be poured on the pizza killed it

@nemesis8131

6 ай бұрын

Fat*

@shikakabubu

6 ай бұрын

nah bro

@snicklefritz4209

6 ай бұрын

For real eww

@macsc5497

6 ай бұрын

It was over after the second scoop of pepperonis. 🤮

@joneseybaby8124

6 ай бұрын

Gottdam STROKE from all that grease!!

"would you like a pepperoni with a side of pizza?"

@themealdealer8811

6 ай бұрын

‘‘Can i get a pepperoni with pizza topping’’

@manofsteelgoodmanll.2512

6 ай бұрын

I would.

@JJ-us1fr

6 ай бұрын

"I'd like more pizza on my pepperoni please"

My arteries hardened another 50% just watching this

listen as a pepperoni fanatic i can say your off your godamned rocker with this one

Clogged arteries entered the chat

@prabhushankarCharu

6 ай бұрын

If you add some drain cleaner, there won't be any clogs

@ciyabenoy

6 ай бұрын

Atherosclerosis

@yahshua4928

6 ай бұрын

hell no

@kw4447

6 ай бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣

@John-Smith02

6 ай бұрын

The hospital*

Guy: How much pepperoni do you use in a single pizza? Chef: YES!

@YAHAHAHAHAHHA

6 ай бұрын

“And, sir, do you want some pizza with your pepperoni?”

@gabrielmendez5655

6 ай бұрын

Lol

1st bite: ohhh that's Good 2nd bite : ohhh that's God

_Eventually, the heart stopped thinking..._

Nah this isn't comfort food anymore. This is for when you hate yourself and want to drown you sorrows in grease

@testgame2742

2 ай бұрын

Would be fine if they drained the pepperoni and not add more used fat with the bottle

@zDaanz.

2 ай бұрын

Discomfort Food

@mattb6646

2 ай бұрын

Its kinda fuckin gross. Absolute waste and excess.

@petemcpeterson6205

2 ай бұрын

The bread is the most unhealthy part of this .

"Excuse me Sir.There is some pizza in my pepperoni."

@QueensBronxNY

6 ай бұрын

😂😂

I got heartburn from watching this 😂😂😂

"excuse me, there is pizza 🍕 in my pepperoni" 💀

@greglinski2208

3 ай бұрын

🤣

Bro literally dumped the grease in whatever that ranch lookin stuff was and served it back as a garnish…. Im good on that big dawg 😭💯

@TheAluvisify

6 ай бұрын

Lol for real. We need some heart awareness for this kind of stuff.

@Extasy-

6 ай бұрын

@@TheAluvisify 3 bites and right to the er😂

@Stylix444r

6 ай бұрын

It's fine...🗣️🗣️

@Zivety

6 ай бұрын

The first plate of pepperoni was enough.

@donaldta4515

6 ай бұрын

😂😂

Acid reflux just uppercut me 😂😩

@mjking6162

6 ай бұрын

Same

@THCluvzME

6 ай бұрын

Fr bro that abdominal pain to 😂

@melanieb-e8570

6 ай бұрын

Prevacid ain't helping that!!!

@gameringdudeguy1126

6 ай бұрын

Those gotta be some godlike 6 minute abs

@curtis4390

6 ай бұрын

Facts

I love 💗 💕 ❤️ pizza 🍕 so much right now it’s so good. I’m I never had that pizza for a long time ago.

Never thought I'd say this but, No thanks, I want to live.

@superiorrule34

25 күн бұрын

And yet your walking towards the pizza.

"Sir your pepperoni is ready, would you like pizza on it?"

@mred777

6 ай бұрын

"Under it, thank you..." "Sorry, sir?" (Stares, with dominance) "Under it."

@asimpleplayer867

5 ай бұрын

​​@@mred777Ah, hell naw, bro really did it💀 *"(Stares, with dominance)"*

@Ciaooamigoo__

5 ай бұрын

Clever

@walifhossain2447

5 ай бұрын

Under it

My veins would immediately clog if I took a bite of that pizza.

@spiral1470

6 ай бұрын

heart attack with a side of cardiac arrest 😭🙏

@adamelghalmi9771

6 ай бұрын

average pizza in america

@chrisb2038

6 ай бұрын

you sound weak to me

My family ready really ready after this.

99.9% Pepperoni, 0.1% Pizza

"Well at least all that grease isnt gonna be pooled on the pizza" *USES AS SAUCE*

Damn. Now I gotta run to the toilet just watching this.

@SeraphoftheRoundTable

6 ай бұрын

You are going to be waiting a long time. That pizza alone will make you constipated for weeks.

@zain2232

6 ай бұрын

That looks fire. Genuinely where I live we don’t get pizza like that or hot honey pizza it’s just our Indian and Pakistani making pizza 😂

@PoneyChad

6 ай бұрын

Its poop time like a duck

@7elly3

6 ай бұрын

Lawd have mercayy😂😂

@adrianbinuelo5500

6 ай бұрын

​@@SeraphoftheRoundTableI Think You Might Be Dead By Then

I'd just call it the dream pizza bc thats what that is, my dream pizza. I need a large cup of good ranch dressing and 2 bottles of tumms and i'd be all set!

I can feel the heartburn yet I still want it

“How soon would you like to have a heart attack?” “Yesterday is fine”

I don't mind extra pepperoni, but that's insane.

1st bite : ohhh that's Good 2nd bite : ohhh that's God Edit : thanks for the likes!

@Club420

6 ай бұрын

😂☠️😂☠️😂☠️

@lolajames6669

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@jamesgaffney-2202

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@LizardDoggo

6 ай бұрын

Best version of this joke yet

@Reverend_Mohg

6 ай бұрын

​@@LizardDoggono, it isn't. Shut up

I would love to try this! It looks so delicious, I’m sure my mouth would burn from all the salt but I need this!!!

I'd tear this up

The added oil from the pepperoni to the sauce is where he lost me man 😂 like you ain’t gotta do that bro!

I can't believe you squirted oil on top of that pepperoni. That doofus is gonna ooze oil out his bunghole for the next 48 hours.

@venezzrok871

4 ай бұрын

Hi Ron! 😂

@venezzrok871

4 ай бұрын

Hi Ron! 😂

The first bite tastes like heaven, the second one takes you there

My heart is hearing boss music rn

Rumor has it that if you can house their giant pepperoni pizza in under 30 minutes, they'll give you a t-shirt and a free colonoscopy.

@jaamalboyd6200

4 ай бұрын

😂

@MircomFan

4 ай бұрын

Lol will you need it? That oil will make it all slip out easily 😂

@Sean-wp7st

4 ай бұрын

Or pay for your funeral.

@MP-vc4nu

4 ай бұрын

@@MircomFan Unless you’re a fat giant guy, it’s impossible to handle all those harden meats.

@ras1116

4 ай бұрын

☠️

WE'RE GETTING A HEART ATTACK WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

@ThatRussianMacaroni

6 ай бұрын

I was gonna comment that

"Bro. Why the hell this sauce taste so dam greasy." *DAMN!* *- Jaden Williams*

That looks so f'n good

Oh my god bro made a sauce with the grease 💀💀

@MayorMcheese12

6 ай бұрын

Nasty af

@elasmrdelesqueleto3947

6 ай бұрын

America 💀

@Dinew95140

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@_iceeeee

6 ай бұрын

🤮

@TheBlackEagleProductions

6 ай бұрын

He just mixed it with the ranch.

Y'all killing yourselves

@an0970

6 ай бұрын

Look at all the health nuts in the comments 😂😂😂 go back to eating almond milk and gluten free bread weirdo this channels not for that bye.

@ree3197

6 ай бұрын

This should be illegal

@tplink

6 ай бұрын

Aren’t we all?

@Chronic41745

6 ай бұрын

That’s heaven right there

@marineconquest4942

6 ай бұрын

@@Chronic41745no that’s a ticket to heaven

The first slice taste like heaven. The 2nd one sends you to the bathroom. The 3rd one sends you to Heaven.

U just made me addicted

“Ooh my stomach bubblin”

@Backyardmech1

6 ай бұрын

*FART*

@ESVMARZ

6 ай бұрын

S/O unc

@maxhaze220

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

His motto is clearly he is here for a good time not a long time

That's the perfect pizza according to me. Satly,chewy,cheesy. Ohh god I had this

First bite tastes like heaven.... Second one sends you there....

@bedrockcraft6226

3 ай бұрын

NPC ALERT 🤖

"How much grease would you like for your heart attack?" "Yes, immediate heart attack."

Looks delicious!

Yessir. I need this

My guy, that is literally a taste of Cardiac arrest😢

"One Instant heart attack please" "Sure, that will be one pepperoni pizza"

Looks so good.

My heart just skipped a beat just looking at this pizza 😂😂😂 i want it so bad but my heart is telling me i cant handle it 😭😭😭😭

How to make Italians crazy in 35 seconds

@darkdroid1596

6 ай бұрын

It’s not even about italians , it’s just unnecessary unhealthy, it’s crazy.

@BaldKiwi117

6 ай бұрын

Lol Italians have got to be the worst with crying about authenticity in food.

@zabanya0

6 ай бұрын

Like it takes any effort to offend an Italian

@wonderwomanredson

6 ай бұрын

How to make a normal person crazy and disgusted i'm 35 seconds

@krislv9219

6 ай бұрын

@@zabanya0I know Italians really gatekeep their food. It’s annoying

"I want a pepperoni pizza but hold the pizza please"

That pizza got heartburn and heart attack written all over it

OMG looks so good

Grease sauce was unnecessary and actually made it disgusting

@killadjango6995

6 ай бұрын

agreed 💯

@mfjones9508

6 ай бұрын

Something to balance out the saltiness of the pepperoni would of been better but they just went straight in with the grease sauce.

@45441

6 ай бұрын

Its honey

@BaldKiwi117

6 ай бұрын

@@45441 they literally poured the grease from the pan they cooked the pepperoni in into the bottle...

@Aaron-lc9cx

6 ай бұрын

But it has mayonnaise so it's ok

Can I get some pizza to go with my pepperoni. Holy s***! 🤣🤣

Caseoh's LIGHT SNACK Edit: obcd

Guy smiling is smiling in the end cuz he got a free pizza inside the Pepperoni ☠️

@Phonker11

5 ай бұрын

Lmao💀

@blacksheep7910

5 ай бұрын

Nu-uh 💀

@johnryan6456

5 ай бұрын

Idiocracy

Heart: "if you dont stop i will!"

first bite tastes like heaven second one takes you there

@bedrockcraft6226

3 ай бұрын

NPC ALERT 🤖

"How much pepperoni do you want on your pizza?" "How many breads have you eaten in your life?"

Sweet merciful god! I can hear my heart screaming!

@lordlittletoeq8537

6 ай бұрын

In glee!

His heart probably started beating like crazy with that first bite

@AverageOrangeEnjoyer-gv7mv

6 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure bros heart didn't even beat it just stopped💀

@Bloodsport081

6 ай бұрын

Das wird definitiv widerlich schmecken.

@sirjibsalot8910

6 ай бұрын

​@@Bloodsport081nien..is gud ya!

@rafaelnegron7007

6 ай бұрын

So much aggressiveness

@dp7047

6 ай бұрын

Naw it just quit beating, I'm positive

Not gonna lie that looks so good mmmmm

That’s a heart attack and diabetes and diarrhea all in one sitting 😂

Heartburn special 😂!! I cant do pepperoni anymore !! Id be dieing after that 😂!!

@thebootycomsumer

5 ай бұрын

dying*

-Hey hey sir, there's some pizza in your pepperonis. 🍕

i can feel my head pounding after a couple of slices

"Hello sir. Would you like to place an order?" "Yes, I'll have one pepperoni induced heart attack, please." "Say less."

should be called “Heart-Attack Speedrunning Pizza”

My mans heart really saying "If you don't stop, I will"

This might be the best pizza I've ever seen.

@warpspeednow

2 ай бұрын

If you were to eat the lot, it maybe the last pizza you see...

Customer: Why is there no pepperoni on my pizza?

One bite literally gonna take me to heaven.

@cachelammotquabombtainha5m372

5 ай бұрын

bot

@Angaling

5 ай бұрын

​@@cachelammotquabombtainha5m372yah what about bottom💀

@lil-_-zoom

5 ай бұрын

Not gonna lie this might be the first time it’s actually true one bite really might kill you

@heckinglol1188

5 ай бұрын

why tho meat is alyways healthy if descluding for stomach, oh wait thats america so if the cheese is plastic wtf is this?

@JeffTheKiller000

5 ай бұрын

@@heckinglol1188 bro.. its not about the cheese... look how fucking greasy that pepporoni is, ungodly amounts of oil, its literally swimming in it.

My blood pressure went up by just watching this 😂😂😂