FOR PEOPLE COMMENTING ON THE UNDERGRADS SHIRT: There's actually a movie being made RIGHT NOW. I got this by funding the movie after the original creators were able to buy the rights back from MTV, so keep an eye out for that!

@stephenmitchell8111

4 жыл бұрын

Gah! The quote at the end is a reference to a b movie from the 80's called the Miami Connection! FYI

@markchaniotis1192

4 жыл бұрын

WATCH MIAMI CONNECTION

@kelpie4272

4 жыл бұрын

i think merchandise is out! like a single official shirt

@fluffyfish2607

4 жыл бұрын

What is it rated

@WynneL

4 жыл бұрын

You have sold me on this movie. "So your parents died, Doug. It's what parents do" might be the greatest movie quote of all time.

They had me at VFX: Car on fire

@vintagearisen

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@Arosukir6

4 жыл бұрын

It managed to keep going better and better from there!

@abderianagelast7868

3 жыл бұрын

I stopped the video right at that point because I knew I needed to watch this for myself. I just need to get it first lol

@tmntaddict

3 жыл бұрын

One of the best scenes in a movie.

@emilyarmstrong83

3 жыл бұрын

It is definitely one of those scenes that makes you go "Okay, I know what this is. I'm cool with this."

....did a ninja (japanese) that is a part of a chinese syndicate do an internal monologue in korean????

@plutossky7534

3 жыл бұрын

Mr. Worldwide

@dimitrivavoulis2184

3 жыл бұрын

OMG, I haven't even seen this movie yet and I'm already loving it ajajjaajajajajajaja

@ZZ-tp4ny

3 жыл бұрын

@@plutossky7534 I JUST ABOUT DIED

@sethi2435

3 жыл бұрын

Ded in a ditch!!! Somebody else noticed the ninja's monologue was in Korean🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣best movie ever!!!!

@jeronaradlien9817

3 жыл бұрын

He's a biracial, he's a biracial boooyyyy

Can’t wait for the sequel “Jurassic Priest”

@curleyqreviews9793

4 жыл бұрын

Followed by Raptor Rabbi: Shalom to the Claw

@devinpaul9026

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like they might have had that as the title at some point...

@ckline5486

4 жыл бұрын

Ha! Great!

@basicbits6244

4 жыл бұрын

Paradise Lost World.

@adil0028

4 жыл бұрын

TriceraPopes

The “Chinese” ninja was speaking korean and I can’t deal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@claudiamercedesarboledaarr8900

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr! I listened to it and I was like "THAT'S NOT CHINESE!" 🤣🤣

@renshifter3804

4 жыл бұрын

I FUCKIN KNEW IT WASNT CHINESE...I legit thought it might be a chinese dialect or Japanese.. guess I'm both wrong lmfaoo

@Happymali10

3 жыл бұрын

Also, the other ninja explaining stuff had the biggest british accent.

@Kokoprettypuff

3 жыл бұрын

@@Happymali10 trueeeeeeeee

@mel_virgo

3 жыл бұрын

@@Happymali10 More like New Zealand

The film makers missed the chance of telling you "soon we prey"

@checho254585

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe in the sequel

@kateealer7

3 жыл бұрын

Not kidding, this is a real Catholic thing. I distinctly remember telling my Mom on the phone when my college team was ridding back to campus after a meet that "that's just what old people do" when she told me her mother's boyfriend died. We Catholics are funny and Spiritual in a weird way.

"so your parents died doug, it's what parents do"

@funlover163

4 жыл бұрын

Worst advice ever

@vice166

4 жыл бұрын

I'm as dead as Dino-Doug's parents

@chadfalardeau3259

3 жыл бұрын

Disney' trope backstory

@GodwynDi

3 жыл бұрын

I need a meme of them saying that to Batman

@yahstino

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he's not wrong lol

So... I'd also equally enjoy a film about the dramatic life of a human pastor to a church of dinosaurs...? Anybody? Just me?

@elbentzo

4 жыл бұрын

When Amanda said to guess, I was like "obviously it's the second option, a pastor who turns into a velocirap - wait, did she just say a pastor for velociraptors? That's fucking rad".

@devinpaul9026

4 жыл бұрын

It's in an intercity dinosaur neighborhood where people keep getting eaten, and there's just never enough money.

@kysier6015

4 жыл бұрын

@@devinpaul9026 So they get desperate, and against all the rules the head of the neighborhood's predator watch calls the human city of mantropolis to ask for a pastor to help... but they send out the rebel, take no shyte pastor no one else wants. I love your idea btw. This should be emailed to every campy movie studio in existence.

@AmandaTheJedi

4 жыл бұрын

That's the next step in the Jurassic Park franchise

@devinpaul9026

4 жыл бұрын

@@kysier6015 And when the kid brother of the head of the Ninth Street Raptors is partially devoured by a member of the Tyranosaurus Brotherhood-- he and his crew become a rag tag team of security enforcement for the backhanded Pastor's dwindling congregation.

Also love how the Chinese ninja had an inner monologue in Korean. Truly a masterpiece

@idontneedaname318

3 жыл бұрын

and ninjas are japanese xd

@apuppetandacookie8200

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the fact ninjas come from japan

@johngr1747

2 жыл бұрын

Chinese by nationality (supposedely) with a Japanese occupation that speaks Korean!

@Gmthekiller

5 ай бұрын

You do know there are ethnic koreans in Japan right?

A movie about a predatory pastor. Checks out.

@siennaistrans

4 жыл бұрын

Have that 69th like bro, you deserve it

@Liberator130

4 жыл бұрын

That joke is so old public school teachers wouldn't touch it.

@kirind.dragon1901

4 жыл бұрын

Documentary

@mtabby8791

3 жыл бұрын

And Democrats and Hollywood actors.. We all know Catholics cater to liberals and Marxist.

@pepesylvia848

3 жыл бұрын

Feel like I've already watched that one somewhere 🤔

The pastor looks like a poor man's John Mulaney

@liizaa.hanson1245

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly I told myself the same thing!

@WolfHreda

3 жыл бұрын

He's literally John Mulaney crossed with Benedict Cumberbatch.

@readmachine18

3 жыл бұрын

@@WolfHreda I was about to say the exact same thing, lol!

The biggest questions this movie left me with is: is that exorcist a werewolf? Why is that exorcist a werewolf? Is there a sequel about the werewolf exorcist?

@whiteraven181

4 жыл бұрын

I hope they make a follow-up about a werewolf exorcist. Maybe a whole series.

@Jhey-jq4xf

4 жыл бұрын

Exorwolf

@maximeteppe7627

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jhey-jq4xf Werexorcist!

@Trapsarentgay133

4 жыл бұрын

Velocipaster and exorcist werewolf team up to take down the evil King Kong

@SasukeUchiha723

4 жыл бұрын

@@Trapsarentgay133 That's gonna be a mafia Don-key kong

My high school English teacher used to use Lady of the Evening instead of prostitutes if you are looking for a cleaner phrase.

@fml1233

3 жыл бұрын

Bless ur English teacher, that’s so sweet, Terry Pratchett uses ‘Lady of Negotiable Affection’ which Ive always loved

@maetodecember

3 жыл бұрын

Our teacher would say "birds who fly low" in our native language 😂

@bhargavipba

2 жыл бұрын

And they also used to call them commercial women back in the day 😂

@sonorasgirl

2 жыл бұрын

@@fml1233 bless Terry Pratchet 😂

The sequel should be titled "The VelociPasta", he is now able to shapeshift from velociraptor into a giant spaghetti monster.

@in4mus85

4 жыл бұрын

It should have been velocirasta, part rastafarian part dinosaur

@victoriashevlin8587

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, how about he can shape shift from velociraptor to the Flying Spaghetti god!

@angelrae3660

3 жыл бұрын

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

@pepesylvia848

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't be funny. Just a flick for boring edgelords, and would inevitably take itself too seriously.

@roosh5149

6 ай бұрын

It'll take place in italy, so you're not that far off!

You had me at Religious Chinese Ninjas.

@wingracer1614

2 жыл бұрын

That speak Korean

My guess is that the VelociPastor is a Pastor who changes velocity frequently. He has a lot of speeding tickets?

@bharathp9248

4 жыл бұрын

VelociRaptor + pastor = velocipastor....a pastor who turns into dinosaur

@AndyD.21

3 жыл бұрын

@@bharathp9248 We all know but just imagine Velocipastor = Fast pastor

@ileanarenoir9839

3 жыл бұрын

@@AndyD.21 would watch a movie about the fast pastor 😌

@dvdbox360

3 жыл бұрын

@@AndyD.21 religious fast and furious

And the Oscar goes to...

I saw the VFX: Car on Fire thing and immediately rented and watched the movie. I regret nothing.

Sequel title should be “The velocipastor - rapture raptor”

Man Of The Clawth

@psychedeliknightmare6988

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

Is no one gonna mention the fact that the exorcist is Voltaire? I'm sold 😂

@AmandaTheJedi

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I forgot to mention that in the video aha, solid casting

@old_arsed_eldergoth2800

4 жыл бұрын

I watched Aurelio Voltaire's interview with the director on his "Gothic Homemaking" channel, and I was like, "YES! I am so in!!!" 💀

@SunnysFilms

4 жыл бұрын

Is it? I didn't even notice! That makes it even better - and it looks great already.

@synobyte2123

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking real hard. "Is that...?! Noooo. Nah. DUDE IT IS."

@nightingaleryder

3 жыл бұрын

This sounds like exactly the kind of movie thats he'd be in tbh

How could you forget the beautiful war backstory for the other priest? I cri every time.

8:48 Why does the dress made him look like Velma from Scooby-Doo????

@problematique9389

4 жыл бұрын

Dat ass tho

My family and I watched this movie together, and VFX car on fire had us all literally in tears. It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Also, I love how you completely glossed over the absurdly long sex scene. Like, unreasonably long.

the chinese ninja thinks in korean ok makes a lot of sense

"Only through the elimination of violence can there be world peace." The exact same ending as Miami Connection. That's dope.

@FaerieGirl456

3 жыл бұрын

My boyfriend watched that last night, and I watched this video today... funny.

Now we need a movie about Raptor Jesus

@robk.6591

4 жыл бұрын

VelociChrist Superstar

@queen-monarch

4 жыл бұрын

Rob K. I see you are a man of true culture.

@stn6408

4 жыл бұрын

yes but he needs to rap as well

@disastermidi1990

4 жыл бұрын

st n yeah and be all chaotic neutral like the Jesus from family guy

@dahlia_doofenshmirtz

4 жыл бұрын

the raptor of the rapture

Can we get a petition going for Amanda to join the Redletter Media guys for a Best of the Worst episode? I need this in my life, now.

@swagromancer

4 жыл бұрын

Signed. It's been so long since they had a female guest star.

@thesaltmerchant4564

4 жыл бұрын

That would be fun

@asgharabbas2193

Жыл бұрын

Goodluck with that lol they rarely collaborate with women

In all honesty and seriousness, the guy who played VelociPastir has real talent.

(paraphrased) "Is he a Raptor of the Cloth, a Pastor for Raptors, or a pastor who is a were raptor?" Any of the above. Best title ever.

11:33 He's not even speaking Japanese. It's Korean. I guess I shouldn't be surprised. The ninjas apparently came from China and the guy next to him has an English (?) accent.

@spiral5650

3 жыл бұрын

Not English, sounds either Australian or New Zealander. Not enough said in this review to tell. Now I have to watch it.

@SteffiHenri1992

3 жыл бұрын

@@spiral5650 Do it, you will not regret it!

@aaravgulati2

10 күн бұрын

🤓☝️

My husband had me watch this with him the other night and it's probably my favorite movie now

After watching The Velocipastor, one of my friends and I vowed we needed to watch more of these movies. We watched Ouija Shark about a week ago and let me tell you...worth it.

@ZwarteKonijn

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, I just watched the trailer, that looks awesome xD

A friend of mine heard about this movie a few months back, immediately sent it to a bunch of us and the immediate decision was a unanimous yes. So we watched it and yes, it is truly the greatest movie ever. It has the energy of a movie you would make in your parents backyard in 1997 because your family had a camcorder. The main thing I will say is DO NOT watch it alone. This level of greatness must be shared. Especially because you will be quoting it for at least a week after.

correction: He ends up DRIVING to china! Also if they can pan up on his face and it lose focus, so can you! XD

VFX: Car on fire. Holy crap, I can't stop laughing, that's is freaking legendary :D

The director is a fan of Evangelion. No wonder he made a masterpiece!

the fact that voltaire is in this is further proof that this is an absolute masterpiece

@tiffany-chan1235

3 жыл бұрын

WAIT REALLY!? Awesome

Watching it now. It’s everything you promised and so much more: I NEED a T-shirt

Is this made by the same guys who made 'Kung Fury'? Because it has a similar 'this is trash but on purpose' vibe to it and I love it.

That laughing scene fills me with joy. This movie is a riot.

If you enjoyed "VelociPastor," I highly recommend following it with "Dracula 2000" next!

Canadian maritime queen really has spoken. This movie slaps HARD.

'I'm a raptor Doin what I can Gonna eat everything till the appearance of man Yo yo see me Livin below the soil I'll be back but I'm comin as oil!'

@charlieclark9552

4 жыл бұрын

I love the raptor rap, RIP Robin Williams

@readmachine18

3 жыл бұрын

MRS. DOUBTFIRE, YAAAAAAAAAAS~~~

Having seen this movie, i want it played at my wedding. It's the most perfect definition of art i think i've ever seen, lmao.

It's interesting how this movie tells a better love story than ALL romance movies we have today.

I am so sad that I have only come across this video you made now. I almost peed myself laughing the first time I saw this movie. I was in tears most of it. My boyfriend is spiteful every time I bring this movie up because I made him watch it when we first started dating. I also made my sister watch it. I agree with some of the comments, I was hooked from the second the VFX: Car on Fire showed up, it was exquisite.

I went and watched this. My cheeks are sore, my stomach is cramping. I know I'm late to the party on this one, but so grateful I made it. Anyone with an appreciation for film will absolutely love this.

I call these kinds of movies "One camera, no 'take 2'."

3:20 oh my god, of COURSE the writer and director is wearing an evangelion shirt. that just makes so much sense

This looks and sounds like quite possibly the dumbest thing i will ever watch. Im sold.

I showed VelociPastor at my last Halloween party. Absolute genius.

I watched this movie a couple years ago with my mom during our “good bad movies” summer binge and it was so damn funny like one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen

The Veloci-pasta? @1:19 🦖 🍝

@mandarinablue8438

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds delicious and huge

I love how the girl is just So Into the thought of this dude turning into a velociraptor

I love this movie XD I was shocked it found its way onto my feed XD. If anyone enjoys this kind of "play into the fact that we're a bad movie" humor, I suggest "What We Do in the Shadows". It's a "documentary" on a bunch of vampire flatmates and it's one of my favorite things out there XD

I love how none of the ninjas (shown here) even speak Chinese.

THANK YOU for introducing me to this masterpiece. Just watched it. Best hour of my LIFE. No regrets.

“Troi-Min? ... Good.” My god, I need to watch this immediately.

I still can’t believe that they got Voltaire to be in this movie

@fishyoung1346

4 жыл бұрын

I thought you were joking, but no, you are right. Voltaire, king of comical goth, is in this film.

This kinda reminds me of Kung Pow: Enter the Fist in the "so bad it's amazing" category

@sanityisrelative

4 жыл бұрын

What do you mean? Kung Pow is a work of art.

@MorteWulfe

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think you understood Kung Pow to have said that...

@tiffany-chan1235

3 жыл бұрын

Kung pow is fucking amazing

It's on Tubi for free right now. I know what I'll be doing this weekend.

Ive watched many KZreadrs review this movie and as a new fan of Amanda, I'm so here for this one

You have great taste. I basically just started laughing at the VFX car on fire and never stopped smiling. And laughed many more times.

I've watched a few of your videos now and lmaoo "I just want a shirt" has been one of my favorite lines

I just found this channel about a month ago, and I am SOOOO happy that when I looked up Velocipastor I saw you had a video on it. I LOVED it for all the same reasons that you detailed. Thank you!

I love how "Angel" is over the Director while he's wearing an Evangelion shirt in the photo.

That was the moment I went all in , the car fire thing! This is another just awesome video! I'm glad I found your channel!

I had to stop this review halfway so I could go and watch this film first, and then come back to the video... Mission succesful.

@51Dutchman

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, same. So worth it.

This just made my whole day. Thank you SO MUCH!

13:10 "Only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace." That's awesome! That's the line that appears on-screen after the shockingly violent ending of Miami Connection. Nice job inserting that subtle homage to another classic B-movie for those 'in the know.'

I was in your stream on at least three different occasions when we watched the trailer for Velocipastor. Good times.

I stumbled across this movie on accident and as soon as I read the description I had to watch it. It was amazing.

Oh man. I need to watch this. My sister and I used to watch these types of movies on SyFy channel all the time and laugh hysterically. My favorite is a movie about a rattlesnake invasion and a person sees her neighbor get bit and she's just like "ooh ah oh no! ..... I should go..." and gets in her car and drives away without helping. 😂

My friends and I did a movie night with this film. Although I went in with low expectations because it's not really my type of movie, I genuinely enjoyed the experience. Some of those moments hit hard; I haven't laughed that much in a long time.

Vfx: car on fire Greatest thing I've ever seen

The quote at the end of the movie is a reference to "Miami Connection "

@wyattbarr2583

4 жыл бұрын

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed. I love that movie!

@B.-T.

4 жыл бұрын

Is it really a "reference" if it just steals it wholesale?

Thanks for your blessing, Amanda

I first read about this on Home Video Hell and I was really excited to see that you'd made a video about it.

I had to check to confirm but I lost my mond that the exorcist is played by Voltaire 🤣

I'm here from your most recent video and I think I need to pause on this video so I can watch the movie first and get the full effect of it first hand. Thank you for introducing this to me

I saw this on tumblr a while ago, I'm so glad ppl are making videos on it

I was already pretty into this idea but hearing The Holy Mess' "Spencer Reid" had me all in.

I like "bad" horror movies. They're some of my favorites. The first bad foreign horror movie I saw was, "The Host". I believe hulu now has it available. At least for the u.s. idk if they show the same things for Canada. It's a 2006 Korean movie about a fish that mutated and wreaks havoc on land. "It tells the story of a monster that kidnaps a man's daughter, and his attempts to rescue her." ** In 2000, Bong began conceptualizing a new monster movie inspired by a widely reported scandal, in which an American commanded his Korean employees to dispose of formaldehyde down a drain, which ended up in the Han River. He proposed the film roughly two years later and started writing the script with Ha Joon-won in 2003; Baek Chul-hyun joined the pair to revise scripting for the film in December 2004

I can’t tell if this is all sarcasm or she genuinely likes it. Also the plot lowkey sounds like that movie Penny from Bing Band Theory played in with the whole girl turning into a crazy gorilla-

@rebeccacosme1372

3 жыл бұрын

Totally serious. it's amazing!

@juniperrodley9843

3 жыл бұрын

She's being serious but the movie is sarcastic.

Just watched and I love it. I'm also glad I wasn't the only one and that liked it.

amanda im truly thankfull for showing me this movie

this movie is on amazon now! my friends and i watched it together on discord a few weeks ago and it made the experience 1000 times better. easily my favorite movie.

I knew you were away Amanda. When my mother would go on trips, I would start to panic on the third day. "Where is mom? When will she be back?" In the same way, I can't go more than 2 days without seeing your little, orange face. You need to start selling Amanda plush, comfort dolls if you are going to do this often. You subs have feelings too ya know.

@numptyur

4 жыл бұрын

Cranking the creep dial to 11 there bud.

This chick has killed me.... pastor who turns into a velocirapter, A vilocirapter that turns into a pastor or A PASTOR FOR VELOCIRAPTERS.

I never would have known this existed had you not blessed us with it. I thank you.

OH no..... This looks. Uh, cool. WAIT YOU WENT TO TIFF? I LIVE 30 MINS FROM THERE

@Thurston86

4 жыл бұрын

I’m about 45 from TO. Small world.

I just found this movie. I've had so much fun with it in the past 30 minutes just watching reviews and trailers, and I haven't even watched it yet. How did I miss humanity's most fantabulous creation of 2019? How!?

FINALLY SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT IT!!! I found a post talking about it and showing some clips of it and I had to see it. I can't wait for you to discuss the end where we finally see what the full velocoraptor looks like. Edit: NOOOO YOU SHOULD HAVE SHOWN IT! IT'S A BLESSING TO THIS WORLD!!!! It was.... shocking to say the least and I think it's my favorite part, definitely near the top.

When he said "...CHINA..." I felt that.

They also had me at VFX: car on fire. This movie is comedy gold. Thank you so much for turning me on to this. Quite possibly my favorite movie ever, and for me that's saying a lot...

Thank you so much, i laughed so hard from the title and your comments, i needed that ❤️

I'm late to the video but how could you not mention the amazing war flashback?!? This movie was truly a blessing.

I've seen the trailer before and laughed about it and forgot about it, now I've been binging your channel and saw this video, started it and 5 minutes into I had to turn off. Will be back after I watched the movie myself, can't get myself spoilert because you hyped it up so much, I need to see it myself now :D

I don’t know how you got you got in my recommendations but I am subbing!!!!