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@lancescreepyreading

5 жыл бұрын

Do you ever plan on making another This is how you don't play? If not, what do you think of all the other people that have done their own?

@SaviorAssassin1996

4 жыл бұрын

No.

@biggi6115

4 жыл бұрын

nope

@ChodeMaster

4 жыл бұрын

No

@googleuser9383

3 жыл бұрын

MGS2 was my first MGS. I pressed the Shoulderbutton like 20 times before I realized i had to hold them down. I was like 10ish and I still had fun figuring out the controlls. TL;DR: 10 year old me had more mature and strategic attitude in figuring out controls than DSP. I NEVER EVER throught the combat controlls were awful. I just saw an intentional challenge like in SMB1. Balancing your abiltiies vs the enemy's abiltiies. Another story: I had no idea how to use DS3 spells (my first DS) until I chose another starting class and learned how to switch left hand equipment. I still had lots of fun though. Figuring out controlls feels like puzzling. That's fun.

When I was a kid, I had a cat who used to "hide" behind the living room curtains. He'd stand perfectly still, unaware that his paws and tail were all clearly visible. For some reason, I was just reminded of that.

@elephystry

5 жыл бұрын

Jaspertine Was your cat abused?

@majestyvondoom

5 жыл бұрын

Animals do it all the time usually behind pillows to get comfortable

@sofrik9715

5 жыл бұрын

He was about as good at stealth than DSP.

@themanicman8458

5 жыл бұрын

ibro 03 no only his Paws and tail were visible the fact that any of his body is hidden means he is 100 times better at stealth then DSP

@AdamTopCommenter

5 жыл бұрын

@@elephystry holy shit way to miss the point of the original comment

Dsp is the type of guy that would put out fire with gasoline.

@nayemrahman9987

8 жыл бұрын

+Anthony “TheTacoMan” Pierri till this day im astonished where he is. He's partnered with one of the worlds game networks and he had such a loyal fanbase. But with his lack of brains he doesnt realise what he now lost.

@unbrokenbrony5618

7 жыл бұрын

DSP:What?! How was I supposed to know it would explode? This is bullshit.

@chungman6167

7 жыл бұрын

If he could press L2 to find the gasoline in the first place lol

@MultiDarklegacy

7 жыл бұрын

+SolarstrikeVG I agree

@Lobothemainman23

7 жыл бұрын

Then he would go to the gas station to buy more gas and keep trying

"The gameplay isn't that complex" >proceeds to fail at every game mechanic

@LauritzenLucas

5 жыл бұрын

Must be bugged

@johnnyg4mer764

4 жыл бұрын

@@LauritzenLucas yeah gotta be glitched

@harmoniousglooch9275

4 жыл бұрын

must be controls

@googleuser9383

3 жыл бұрын

And this is why today's games have the complexity of a shape box for 3 year olds.Every MGS had superb controls and depth of gameplay , even Rising Revengeance. I wonder if Survive kept this up... I love platinum games. Every hack and slash they put out is pure gold.

@heavensgate2245

2 жыл бұрын

@@googleuser9383 boy do i have news for you about Survive...

I didn't even know Snake could die in Arsenal Gear.

@countspider6488

8 жыл бұрын

Objection! You knew but because you are Phoenix wright I had to say objection!

@ShlickMick

8 жыл бұрын

+AWESOMEG4MERS9 Dis nigga serious, Mr. Wright?

@CODA96

8 жыл бұрын

+Grizzly Play on Extreme... Snake dies so fast...

@ShlickMick

8 жыл бұрын

+GermanKraut Believe it or not, I actually just got the Big Boss codename on this game just two days ago. It's not as hard as everyone says it is, although I had to practice for it beforehand.

@RaichuMGS

8 жыл бұрын

+Grizzly it's not hard when you get used to playing. But you're no going to get Big Boss rank first or second time.

This video gave me Foxdie.

@blizzardkhaos

4 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest and most clever comment I've seen on here. Great job seriously I'm a huge fan of MGS and this was awesome to see. You made my day

@cpt.mcn00b36

4 жыл бұрын

FOX...

@awesomehazimex7410

3 жыл бұрын

@@cpt.mcn00b36 DIIIEEE!

@asincereman5297

3 жыл бұрын

@@awesomehazimex7410 ...THINK AGAIN!!!

@user-xe9xc5lp2d

3 жыл бұрын

@@asincereman5297 I'm sure that if Snek would show this video to Liquid, Liquid would've infect himself with all possible stamps of FoxDie just to die for real

"hes such an emo" he was literally a trained killer at the age of 10

@shawnfields2369

4 жыл бұрын

@HulaWars Yeah, that's why they called him "Jack The Ripper", right? And then, there was a callback to that in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance too, dude. I think after he met Rose, he stopped enjoying it and decided to stop or something, right? Because Solidus Snake raised Jack to be an experienced child soldier, having a similar background to Gray Fox, right, dude?

@robmiller9920

4 жыл бұрын

ACKTCHUHALLY...

@robmiller9920

4 жыл бұрын

@Frank the Bunny let's put this to rest. He knifed his first target as a protozoa.

@sachiel197

4 жыл бұрын

@@lemon___1344 entertaining? He went through a lot of suffering to get to this point I really doubt anyone would actually want to be in his place

@bigboysdotcom745

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn't change the fact that the VA went way too heavy on the melodrama. If you want to see a more accurate portrayal of a veteran breaking down, watch the last scene in Rambo 1.

"It doesn't autolock on his head. It should auto-lock on his head." This quote fascinates me. In what fucking game does a gun just automatically lock on to a target's head? Wouldn't that remove any semblance of a challenge?

@NidasGlidas

8 жыл бұрын

Is his Video still there? if yes can someone please Link it?

@MsKeylas

8 жыл бұрын

+Mr. Pilgrim Man... you made me... grown man... cry..... from laughter. Bwahahahahahah. Thanks man for great laugh. xdd

@learningguitarforchicks

3 жыл бұрын

Red Dead but I wish it didn't shits annoying takes away and skill especially in multiplayer

@learningguitarforchicks

3 жыл бұрын

Not on his head but still also yes I know this is four years old

@thisisntanoption702

2 жыл бұрын

@@learningguitarforchicks you know you can turn it off right?

"How do you use rations? How do you load?" the movie

The saddest part is he thinks he's funny.

@Kilbot192

5 жыл бұрын

I just don't understand why he feels the need to try to degrade and joke about everything. I've never seen another KZreadr or streamer that tries so hard at every moment to be funny. It makes it even worse that he is the only one laughing at his own stupid attempts at jokes. I've watched quite a few of these earlier TIHYDP videos and it's the same thing. He's getting drunk while laughing at his own jokes, and it gradually transitions to him getting really irritated at the game because he's an idiot, but he just insults the game and the developers because he is too stupid to understand anything.

@CynicalAnomaly205

4 жыл бұрын

He actually is funny, when he’s failing at everything and raging like a little bitch. These days though he’s completely boring and he’s always begging for money on Twitch.

@Beyondlimits_400

4 жыл бұрын

AlphaGorilla I mean this was all an act to gain fame by gaining infamy, but it didn’t work out in his favor at ALL lol

@demonking86420

3 жыл бұрын

He's a "laugh at him" funny, not a "laugh with him" funny. In other words, a lolcow

"Every time something goes wrong, you turn around and place the blame on something else." -"Colonel Campbell", 2009

@godfather4312

Жыл бұрын

True

@DionSidney

6 ай бұрын

Wasn't it Colonel AI (GW)?

@thekiller7994

4 ай бұрын

@@DionSidneyyes

I think he is the guy in the movies who doesn't pay attention and ask person nearby "WHAT JUST HAPPENED CAN YOU EXPLAIN IT?"

@RustyR3volva

8 жыл бұрын

+MrPathorn And the 1st to die.

@Unethical.Dodgson

6 жыл бұрын

Probably goes to the movies to watch a sequel and constantly asks "who's that guy!?"

@spritejunkee

5 жыл бұрын

You mean cinemasins? lol

@godmagnus

5 жыл бұрын

No, he's the guy who will say "that's so dumb, they never even explained that!"

@superpipi1342

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely

I feel like the AI talking to Raiden at the end saying condescendingly: "You're so great, and you got here ALL BY YOURSELF!" is talking directly to Phil by sarcastically referencing him looking things up.

This dude has more alerts in one play-through than I've accumulated in my whole Metal Gear playing career.. Since 98 - Present.

@Shiro2809

9 жыл бұрын

Adam De La Huliniere Just started this video and won't be able to watch all of it currently, but I'll probably pass his alerts up in all of his plathroughs combined, as I've been working on the plats for 1-3, have well over 150 for MGS4 along because of those emblems! Stupid Chicken emblem...

@solarstrike33

7 жыл бұрын

BBE, anyone?

@michaelbiland5575

7 жыл бұрын

If Phil ever works up the audacity to play Death Stranding when it releases, I will pray that Evilaj does a video on it.

@pantheman2842

5 жыл бұрын

Including Rising? I wouldn't be surprised.

@Raphie009

5 жыл бұрын

@@Shiro2809 No. That's different. You were actively trying to get the Chicken rank. That's fine. That's an entire achievement. DarkSydePhil would make Johnny Sasaki look like The Boss.

Ah yes... The video which started it all. February 15th, 2013: The day DSP was exposed to the internet for bein the hack that he is.

@zack19192

7 жыл бұрын

It was also the day that dsp was put on suicide watch.

@gamerhero9559

7 жыл бұрын

Why would he do his Let's Play videos if he's not much a gamer himself? II just don't see the point...

@StephonZeno

7 жыл бұрын

Game Guy95 Oh no, he's a gamer...just not a very good one.

@gamerhero9559

7 жыл бұрын

Stephon Zeno The only time I fail like him on a game is on purpose or because I did a mistake...But not *that* bad for Pete's sake. Sheesh...

@StephonZeno

7 жыл бұрын

Game Guy95 This guy took nearly an hour to figure out how to use a ration...to figure out how to hold down L2 and hit circle. No one can fail that hard.

Dude, this is ten years old and is still peak comedy gold. It's crazy how fast time flies. I will forever cherish these memories.

@mattyoung7318

10 ай бұрын

10? Try 20

@tonybyemedia

8 ай бұрын

@@mattyoung7318the video is 10 years old

@Keimzy

7 ай бұрын

Couldn’t have said it better cheers

@nightw4tchman

6 ай бұрын

I remember I would watch these with my mate at my parent's house. We both grew up playing MGS2 and found it hilarious watching someone fail this poorly.

@scottypittman1

6 ай бұрын

@nightw4tchman Yeah, man, that sounds awesome. I grew up playing MGS2 as well, and when I first saw this video, I was confused, but then laughed the entire time when I saw just how bad he was at the game. It's nice to know that others have these kinds of great memories with media I've come to love.

This is the kind of guy, who goes and reviews 1 star because "it sucks".

17:53 "How could he see me when I was prone?" Phil, if someone was crawling on the ground 3 feet in front of YOU in fine lighting, don't you think you'd see them and call them a fucking idiot?

@disneyerapowerrangers2923

8 жыл бұрын

masgames38 not to mention being a hole right next to him the guard een him through.

@mann-nova9392

8 жыл бұрын

power rangers123 ?

@disneyerapowerrangers2923

8 жыл бұрын

masgames38 i ment he was prone next to a barrier with a hole that the guard can see through yet he claims it made no sense that he was seen.

@mann-nova9392

8 жыл бұрын

power rangers123 Oh haha yeah... dumbass.

@JacOfAllTrades.

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah most of the enemies in this game may be grunts, but they're still part of the military, so they won't be programmed to be total idiots, like in MGS3 how even though you're in a box, they'll still check it out (maybe leaving the four parts of the opening exposed wasn't such a good idea)

Can he use the restroom on his own? "It doesn't tell me how to use toilet paper!"

@Inertiatherockband

2 жыл бұрын

Havahahahaja I’m crying

@remyrichardson8614

11 ай бұрын

Bet he doesn’t even know how to use the 3 seashells

@maskednil

2 ай бұрын

How do I excrete?

The DSP Metal Gear Solid FAQ: 'I'm prone in front of a table how can the enemy can see me!? It makes no sense' - Because he's standing up, five feet away, and you're lying down next to a table in plain sight. 'This is stupid, I threw a grenade and it bounced.' - A grenade adheres to the laws of motion and gravity and will therefore bounce when thrown at point blank range at another object. 'This is so stupid, I don't know what to do! They do this in all MGS games, they don't explain how to beat the bosses and you have to work it out!' - This game was created before modern games go to the effort of pinning an instruction book on how to beat the game to your forehead with a nail gun. 'I was running towards an enemy behind a chain link fence and he saw me, this is so stupid. Then I tried to crawl along under neath a hand railing with a gap in it and he saw me. This game is bugged.' - Good god man. 'I was shooting someone with my back to the only entrance to a room and someone shot me from behind, this is ridiculous.' - Have you never left your house? How have you not died before now? 'There's no auto-lock on his head, this is ridiculous, it should auto-lock on his head. The First Person controls are so clunky'. - There's no auto-lock in real life either, deal with that. This is a stealth game not a FPS, done properly you'll only really use FP when already concealed, taking a target out at range, not sprinting around, doing cartwheels, trying to tear someone in half with gunfire. 'I didn't equip a chaff grenade and it was equipped. This game sucks.' - You did. You did equip a chaff grenade. 'I crawled into an open area, not using my first person view to scout ahead of me and ended up crawling into the feet of an enemy. There's nothing I could do, the game is fucking full of shit man, whatever.' - If this is what you'd do in real life in this situation, I pray you never procreate. 'I ran along a bridge, paying no attention to my surroundings and then got spotted and shot at. This is bullshit. Absolute nonsense.' - Have you forgotten you're infiltrating a heavily guarded area? Would you sprint into an army base swinging your dick around, doing cartwheels and expect not to get shot? Fuck me, there are single cell organisms with better problem solving skills. 'I forgot how to use the First Person Controls to shoot people and keep missing, this game sucks.' - No words. 'One of the main characters in the game literally stopped me playing the game to call me to tell me I couldn't wear an enemy uniform with an AK outside of an area I'm not in. I then wore it and it didn't work. Why?!' - So this character stopped you from being distracted by the game to tell you some important information, which you then ignored, immediately did what you were told not to do, and it didn't work? Must be a game bug. 'I died, and lost a rifle I had collected. I then spent longer trying to reload the game, complaining in the process, than I would have done retrieving the gun normally. This sucks.' - Oh that sucks, sorry to hear you're total dogshit at the game and your precious time was wasted. 'I killed and dragged an enemy into a room, left him sprawled out on the floor right opposite the doorway, then hid behind a box. I was spotted and killed. This is ridiculous and NOT my fault.' - You're lucky you made it this far. Pat yourself on the back and never play a video game again. 'I struggled to kill the Metal Gears during the boss fight because I didn't think to try different strategies. Even when the game puts two massive target-able areas on the Ray's knees, I still aim for the head and complain I'm getting nowhere. How was I supposed to know when I only shoot 1/3 of the target-able areas that I was doing something wrong? The game is shit.' - Monkeys can work through trial and error. Otters too. JELLYFISH CAN FOR FUCK SAKE.

@topndope4455

5 жыл бұрын

Golden.

@Samuraitom95

4 жыл бұрын

One of the most underrated comments in YT.

@emmanuelenriquez8947

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, all these still holds true among other playthroughs that he has! Just change a little keywords here and there and it will still be golden 😅

@SaltyRamen.

3 жыл бұрын

Is there a discord roasting this guy. Yes I hope he doesn’t procreate

@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty

2 жыл бұрын

I like how the emotional rage in your words became more pronounced as the comment goes on. You can physically feel the anguish as you read.

The best part is not only is it all in the instruction manual, but Otacon gives a long winded explanation of the controls in the game right at the start

Jesus, he doesn't understand that "Tactical Espionage" is more important that "Action".

@duyanhpham1978

6 жыл бұрын

This guy probably still doesn't understand what "espionage" means to this day.

@woodmansteve6760

5 жыл бұрын

You guys not understand the idea of freedom within play? You guys a assholes

@claudespeed32397

5 жыл бұрын

He thinks it is an action game but Metal Gear Solid 2 is completely a stealth game he is an idiot when it comes to playing games!

@L2DaK2Dap

5 жыл бұрын

The fun of MGS is that stealth is just as viable as action, but stealth will always be more satisfying not to mention being the safer and smarter approach.

@Ryu1ify

5 жыл бұрын

@@woodmansteve6760 While it is perfectly feasible to play the game by systematically taking out your enemies using guerilla warfare, what Phil is doing is not so much "freedom of playstyle" as it is just being an idiot, complaining about how unrealistic it is for his enemies to take more than one shot to go down (when he shoots them in their limbs), when he would also complain (probably even more) if he and his enemies BOTH only took one or two well-placed shots to die (like in real life).

Anybody know the Phrase "Don't hate the player, hate the game"? You'll forget about it now because of this abomination of a playthrough

@kumogamingsk4720

8 жыл бұрын

+Jack Sanchez actually i hate this player and im proud to say it. If you want see reason... uh.. which one?

@SianaGearz

8 жыл бұрын

Actually, this phrase pretty much NEVER has any good use in gaming in particular. It's even a poor excuse for individual's bad behaviour in society, politics, economics. HOWEVER, in this very case it's actually spot on. The "game" here is that this guy called DSP can post terrible demonstration of lack of common sense (not to mention skill and reflex) at playing games on his ad-supported channel, and he gets paid for it, because people watch, comment, subscribe, post on their social media, even donate to him directly. That is the real game. That the mindless consumer enables this guy's behaviour.

"How can he see me when I'm prone?" My thinking as someone who has never played any of the MGS games: Going prone is probably for moving in a less noisy way, to hide behind sufficiently tall objects, to fire more accurately with larger weapons and to get through tight spaces like vents. DSP's thinking seems to be: Going prone is a stealth thing, so when I'm prone I should be invisible.

@devilbuster20xx37

4 жыл бұрын

Going prone is a good idea for hiding in MGS 3,Peace Walker,MHS 4 and MGS 5. But only because those games have camos. In MGS 1,2 and others have no advantage in hiding when you prone.

@blackmantis1511

4 жыл бұрын

Arthur Mota except for all of the areas in which there are tables, vents, desks, and other cover you can hide underneath while prone, all of which are extremely common throughout all games in the series. Going prone is just as much of a stealth tool as anything else in your arsenal, in all games, as long as you know how to use it properly, which DSP doesn’t.

@devilbuster20xx37

4 жыл бұрын

@@blackmantis1511 I mean in this case about hiding in plain sight. Edit:And DSP is like a dog,he thinks "if I can't see the enemy,the enemy can't see me"

@blackmantis1511

4 жыл бұрын

Arthur Mota Ah, my apologies I misinterpreted your comment as general advice. Yeah, the way DSP plays is idiotic, but then again, what else should one expect from an idiot.

@devilbuster20xx37

4 жыл бұрын

@@blackmantis1511 At least we get a few laughs at him suffering

15:53 Turns to face enemy. Takes out his can of coolant. Priceless.

@angusleeson8288

8 жыл бұрын

'Freeze!'

@jwowowowowo

8 жыл бұрын

+Angus leeson LMAO

@ELITEsd

8 жыл бұрын

+Angus leeson LOL

@This0is0pointless

6 жыл бұрын

if he wasnt so stupid he could have atleast sprayed the guy with it lol

@griggerykimothy4865

5 жыл бұрын

@@angusleeson8288 amazing

That Olga boss fight made me want to fly to Phil's home and bitch slap him. How can someone be that bad? I wasn't even that bad the first time I played this game as a fucking kid.

@JoeyJ0J0

8 жыл бұрын

I beat it my first time and MGS 2 the xbox version was my first MGS game. phil fucking sucks at Metal Gear.

@BIG_TICKS_MEDIA

3 жыл бұрын

I love how I keep seeing you comment in random videos.

@Inertiatherockband

2 жыл бұрын

Lol .

@solidone4237

Жыл бұрын

well at least I get a good view of how good the enemy ai is at closing in and finding you when you are hiding. that clearing camera is pretty cool too. I first played this game when I was twelve and it was pretty easy to understand after like an hour. I think Phil was grown in a tube

@Dorraj

Жыл бұрын

Holy moly I did not expect you on this legendary classic horror video lmao

Wow, I never knew that if you died in first person it did the shattered lens thing. Thanks for teaching me about that, DSP.

@RandomPerson8492

9 жыл бұрын

I've also never seen Snake die in Arsenal Gear. Wow.

@syrelian

9 жыл бұрын

***** knock him out in the tunnel when you get the sword and you can shake him down for a dog tag what name is on it is based on what difficulty your on

@RandomPerson8492

9 жыл бұрын

christruman98 That one I knew about.

@bored4161

Жыл бұрын

That effect only happens in the tanker chapter as there’s theories around tanker being you playing as raiden in VR simulating what snake actually did

29:56 Fatman calling Phil slow as he dawdles around the bomb is the pinnacle of comedic timing

Every game over: Colonel: Raiden, what's wrong? Raiden? Raiden?! Raiden: I'm controlled by an imbecile!

the definition of insanity:Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results

@PabloGarcia-vd7cq

10 жыл бұрын

Just exactly...This doesn't work, so let's try again the same thing in the same way...WTF???

seeing phil insult this game is like watching an abusive parent insult their talented kid.

i think Kojima should've added a new difficulty for this guy, European easy

@solarstrike33

7 жыл бұрын

Western Worthlessness

@mkultrasoldier

5 жыл бұрын

@@solarstrike33 the game changes the control scheme to one where every button just wins the game for you

@BadgerGoodger

5 жыл бұрын

"Connecticut Easy"

@jgowdey

5 жыл бұрын

I’m dying at these lmao

@robmiller9920

4 жыл бұрын

Conman Casual.

When we hear in the news about another famous seppuku in Japan, we will immediately know that Hideo Kojima has just watched this gameplay.

Sucking at the game is bad blaming the game is stupid blaming the controls is retarded blaming Kojima is simple-minded shitting on the beautiful ending song that DOES fit the game...this requires capital punishment.

DSP must think "Tactical Espionage Action" means "Generic Third Person Shooter"

This guy is the most egregious MGS player I've ever fucking seen. Fighting terrorism with a fire extinguisher had me fucking rolling

Legendary hero Snake tells Phil, "Don't fall behind." What does Phil do? Runs as far behind as he possibly can.

"Snake runs out into the open and gets owned like a fucking idiot." And what have YOU been doing this whole playthrough?

Phil's logic is, if there is 4 guards shooting at me with machine guns, certainly a tranquilizer gun will take them down instantly!

@madeline1815

10 жыл бұрын

I just wish he were playing on Very Easy or Easy, because Normal just doesn't fit him.

Long cutscenes are literally the first thing people associate with Kojima. If you don't have the patience to sit through them, then you shouldn't even be playing his games in the first place. That's like someone with a severe dairy allergy walking into an ice cream store.

Why doesn't he play on easy?

@alexanderpape7024

7 жыл бұрын

Because Phil thinks he represents the average gamer (one of the funniest things ever to come out of Phil's mouth) and thus puts it on normal

@judahsoremy9857

6 жыл бұрын

Jack Hazardous Why doesn't he play on *Shit For Brains* ?

@pantheman2842

6 жыл бұрын

brayden campbell DSP difficulty. Enemies don't attack.

@IsaacCollector

6 жыл бұрын

Cant belive we'd meet on a video like this tbh

@blacksunempire2878

5 жыл бұрын

He does play on easy in some things, mostly he plays normal difficulty, NEVER plays hard. He still fails miserably on any difficulty setting though. However, modern games are so fucking easy nowadays that playing on anything less than hard is just pathetic. His Witcher 3 playthrough was so bad. He made a masterpiece of a game look like trash. He played on normal difficulty, which in that game basically means you can just close your eyes and smash buttons, and you'll still win. Seriously the whole playthrough was him pressing square. That game has 4 difficulty settings. There are four levels of difficulty: Just the Story! (Easy) Story and Sword! (Normal) Blood and Broken Bones! (Hard) Death March! (Very Hard) Playing on anything less than "Blood and Broken Bones" is just laughably easy, no need to make a proper build, no need to use oils, no need to strategize and prepare for combat, just smash square and circle and you win. I played on hard first, and death march very hard on NG+, it was a blast and actually feels like accomplishing something. Phil doesn't care about that, all he cares about is pumping out videos as fast as possible for views. He doesn't respect or care about the story, gameplay, or the artform as a whole. You can tell by the way he talks, that video games are just an annoying obstacle he has to put up with to get views and money.

I wonder how this guy made it here in life. How did he manage to rent an appartment, make food, purchase things, get a job? How can he even upload something to KZread? By the way, don't you just love how his solution to every error he makes is to let himself get killed and start over? *sigh*

@Taisuru

10 жыл бұрын

"What!? I didn't know I'd have to pay rent! This is bullshit!"

@Exorian

10 жыл бұрын

Wonder how DPS would rant about your MMU, Phil... XD I'd pay to see this happen

@MegaPhilX

10 жыл бұрын

***** Ha ha! He would probably ragequit and hate the game. MMU is quite challenging. Especially for this guy. : ) But I doubt he would play it, since it's not a popular commercial game...

@MegaPhilX

10 жыл бұрын

***** This is what I originally thought. At first this reminded me of CopperCab, who was an obvious troll. But after having seen a lot of stuff from DSP, I'm not so sure anymore ...

@tehgamerfromhell4523

10 жыл бұрын

how do you know his parents dont live with him, being fed through a food-tube, and has to get is ass wiped by his mom

so you bump into a soldier in your clothes come off. It's supposed to simulate the idea of the soldier being able to tell you're a fraud when you're close enough for him to tell.

Calls Raiden an emo. Cries and whines whenever possible. #DSP Logic

My god DSP's laugh makes me want to end my suffering.

@miaouew

4 жыл бұрын

ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK

"What? How am I getting hit???" He's kicking you, Phil.

When ever I feel like I am doing terrible in a game I just watch some DSP and I feel better about myself.

He's intentionally not pressing the L2 just so he can keep blaming the game.

@hellonokay1925

3 жыл бұрын

If he isn't, that is single if not the most frustrating thing ever to see and hear.

Phil would make a great game journalist

Well to be fair I died a lot of times too on my first playthrough of MGS2... But mostly on purpose because everytime I was sighted I just felt like I didn't play properly and retried to make sure I'm not seen at all. Yeah I died a fuckload of time...

@syrelian

9 жыл бұрын

even if you didn't you would die a lot on your first run but this is just utter stupidity

Didn't know Metal Gear Solid was a beat-em up series.

"do i use rations in codec mode" lulz

26:50 "I haven't activated the radar, but yet, I can't see any enemies on the radar. Shit game."

The TIHYDP that started it all.

@bobschneider9019

9 жыл бұрын

what does that mean

@zachl1226

9 жыл бұрын

It stands for "This Is How You Don't Play". It's basically a montage of Phil's worst moments of playing a particular video game. They have been spreading around KZread like crazy ever since this video came out.

@zayaannashrid1374

7 жыл бұрын

Indeed. And it's nice to see all these old comments eveyrwhere too

@elephystry

5 жыл бұрын

Zach Lawless ALL of his moments are the worst moments.

@AkameGaKillfan777

4 жыл бұрын

Fast-forward 5 years, and he's not the only channel with several compilations like these. *coughGameGrumpscough*

22:21 "phil... Phil never changes" I was fucking rolling that comment was gold.

26:00 "RAAAAIDEN!!!" Even Campbell is sick of you dying.

Is it just me or his intellect and memory span is less than of a lobotomized zucchini ?

He obviously didn't know playing Metal Gear required a brain

@elephystry

5 жыл бұрын

MrBandicoot He didn’t have a brain to know that with!

@shawnfields2369

4 жыл бұрын

@@elephystry He's literally NEVER had a brain to begin with!

came back to watch again for the 4 year anniversary

@Fat-bananas

7 жыл бұрын

haha likewise

@Beyondlimits_400

4 жыл бұрын

Still watching lol

"How is my M9 Bullet full? I don't have a M9." _Literally is HOVERING OVER THE M9 OPTION on the Weapon Menu_

He's the problem with games. "It doesn't explain how to do it how do you do ittttt waaaaah"

@vinceeager8553

8 жыл бұрын

I agree. The only game I've really enjoyed for XO/PS4 so far is Alien Isolation, because it's one of the few games for that console that doesn't hold your hand People like DSP are the reason most games these days are designed for idiots

@RaichuMGS

8 жыл бұрын

+Mark Mason basically. He's whining how it's too hard to shoot a man... This not fucking cod?

@lindaperry3959

8 жыл бұрын

+Mark Mason mgsv?

Let's break this stupidity down to arcs Arc 1- How do i use the rations!?! how dumb! Arc 2- i didn't equip the cool-ANT!? this sucks! Arc 3- why can everyone see me when i'm out in the open and/or running in front of enemies?!? this is so dumb! Arc 4- I can't diasarm dis bahmbs!?! this is bad! Arc 5- why can't my fists stop alarms?!? this is stupid! Arc 6 - why can't i quit!? this is balls! Arc 7- but i don't have the M9 that's clearly in my inventory! this is so stupid! Arc 8- why does she keep geting blown up?! hang on let me ignore this codec of snake explaining there are bombs on the bridge while i cry about how stupid this game is! Arc 9- i got a sword that deflects bullets, dur hur hur, now to run head first into a gun fight with my tranquilizer while snake does all the work! this is so dumb! Arc 10 - why are there targets on the ray's legs?! eh, i'll just shoot there heads only, only took 10 minutes to kill 2 rays! this is so balls! Arc 11- credits! time to be a HUGE hypocrite & backpeddle!

DSP Logic: A Soldier is coming lets lay on the ground and hope he doesn't see me.

@FromShaneToLp

10 жыл бұрын

more logic: if i'm crawling on the other side of the rail that the guard is staring at, the guard can't see me

"I didn't equip the coooolant..."

@Unethical.Dodgson

6 жыл бұрын

A quote up there with "WHY AM I TOXIC!?"

Happy 10th Birthday.

Imagine if DSP attempted the VR missions for this game...lol

SOPA and PIPA. Ah I remember that. Seems ages ago when they were a big thing.

@robmiller9920

4 жыл бұрын

They still are, it's just that no-one gives a shit anymore

One of the best games of all time reduced to... this. Ugh. I used to think nothing was worse than playing an awesome game poorly... but now I see the light. Blaming an awesome game for your own stupid mistakes. THAT is worse.

@andrewrogers6197

8 жыл бұрын

Preach.

@Zelousmarineinspace

8 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't call this one of the best games of all time. It is a good game, but not quite THAT good. It's still painful to watch DSP struggle through this.

@Xxandrew01

7 жыл бұрын

+Zelousmarineinspace What do you mean "not quite THAT good"? It had a great story, great characters, great writing, great gameplay, great music, superb voice acting and superb graphics for a game in 2001. The graphics of this game is better than the graphics of Grand Theft Auto 3, which came out in the same year. Sure the controls haven't aged well, but like i said, the game came out in 2001, what do you expect?

@Zelousmarineinspace

7 жыл бұрын

Xxandrew01 " great story, great characters, great writing, great gameplay, great music, superb voice acting and superb graphics" THAT'S THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN ALL WEEK

@Xxandrew01

7 жыл бұрын

Zelousmarineinspace Ah, look me guess, your a fan of Call Of Duty or some shit like that right?

Wowwwww, this makes me feel way better about my gaming abilities.

@a.s.g8334

4 жыл бұрын

Makes a casual gamer who at least knows something like a god :v

6:50 *assault team comes around corner* Snake: FREEZE! lol'd

This aged like fine wine

I love how he thinks the game should auto-lock to an enemies head lol. I can't think of one game that auto-locks to an enemies head specifically.

i love how he thinks that if hes prone he thinks he is invisble

my fav part is when he runs face first into a guard, throws a grenade at him and starts punching. Then he complains that the alert started.

"This is METAL GEAR SOLID not METAL GEAR Rambo" I love that comment.

I remember being 11 years old when this game first came out and on my first play through I wasn't this bad lmao!

@dogeofdojima3813

8 жыл бұрын

Brig dsp is fucking terrible at this game I was Five Years Old and I beat the game in like 2 days LOLZ

@Vvtism

7 жыл бұрын

the fact that DSP is a 30 year old guy makes this all the more embarrassing for him lol

@dogeofdojima3813

7 жыл бұрын

Much too true dawg

@ReviewWingsDSP

6 жыл бұрын

Same I was in the 5th grade lol. Collected all the dog tags and beat extreme mode.

@JuriSins

5 жыл бұрын

I was 11 when I completed my first playthrough with what, only 12 alerts? I watched centerstrain's playthrough and knew alot.

But man. I remember playing MGS2 when I was 11, and despite dying a few times because of my tiny babby hands I managed to get pretty far in the game until my uncle found out i was playing one of the "forbidden games" (the other one was silent hill, which traumatized me so badly as a child that i chucked it out of the window - literally. I was grounded for that, rightfully so.)

@a.s.g8334

4 жыл бұрын

Welp, i played mgs2 at 8-12 years old and i swear...i practically learned the movement patterns, item usage and controls meanwhile that dumbass gamer cant even do anything... silent hill i never tried it yet though but should i get the newer ones or the classics?

@Sayajin3321

9 ай бұрын

​@@a.s.g8334Definitely play 2,3,4, and Shattered Memories. 1 aged but is still a good game, so play that too if you want.

Urrgh.. so annoying.. of course Kojima gets credit. Credit where credit is due! I haven't even played those games because I know I stink mightily at stealth based games but I can still appreciate the writing and emotional moments and challenge the series seems to offer.

@Kilaknux

9 жыл бұрын

Maria Isabella It's like, I don't think he understands that the stuff Kojima's getting credit for aren't fluff jobs, like some people getting exec. producer credits. These are legit things he did that contributed to production. The jackass.

He evilaj2010 You may want to download all your work. DSP is starting to flag the this is how you don't play videos.

@evilaj2010

10 жыл бұрын

I never deleted my videos so you got nothing to worry about.

@piscespeter3

10 жыл бұрын

he can flag all he wants phil cant understand basic controls so i doubt the intricate fields and documents of law are so far out of his ability to comprehend that if i showed technology from today to a mesopatapian from 12000 years ago they would have a better chance of understand it without my help then phil does how copyright laws work.

@zachl1226

9 жыл бұрын

***** If in the event that something does get removed by either Phil and/or Machinima due to 'copyright', don't be afraid to counter-notify the strike. Phil's too pussy to take it to court. Loophole (made TIHYDP Minecraft) and SebastopolQueen (made TIHYDP Bloodborne) did the same exact thing for their strikes and they got their videos back no problem.

@MisterRatburn

8 жыл бұрын

+piscespeter3 KZread just deletes shit. They don't give a fuck.

@BITCOIlN

8 жыл бұрын

Also you can upload it to some russian server if it will be ever taken down, they don't care about copyrights.

As soon as Phil saw you could cartwheel, his eyes lit up, his mind adrift with all the first person shooters that allowed you to make ridiculous movements with ease, and assumed the game was a movement shooter.

Repeated stupid mistakes by DSP include: 1) Forgetting the controller has left shoulder buttons. 2) Trying to punch the guards over and over again. 3) Hardly ever using First Person View. 4) Not running away from the guards and hiding in Alert phases 5) Moving around prone in plain sight 3 feet from guards 6) Not paying attention to the Soliton Radar. 7) Standing in the middle of rooms when the guards come for a Clearing. One of the rooms in Strut F he kept dying in over and over again to the Clearing had a vent to the right to hide in. 8) Pure Impatience 9) Running around like an idiot never planning his movements. 10) Doing the same thing over and over again Things that he did better on: 1) On a few occasions he managed to discreetly snap some guards necks. 2) He seemed to figure out you could pick up the Claymores by crawling over them 3) And I can’t think of anything else lol

@thekiller7994

5 ай бұрын

4) blaming the game whenever he died

THIS GUY AND HIS FUCKING DEEP AND INSIGHTFUL ANALYSIS WHILE THE CREDITS ROLL. EVERY GOD DAMN WORD OF IT. HOW CAN YOU BE SO FULL OF SHIT. HOW. It's unbelievable how a stranger on the internet playing videogames would get me so riled up. It's a phenomenon.

DSP makes me cringe....."can I use the rations in codec mode??" Jesus...being a huge MGS fan and watching his playthroughs makes me facepalm so much.

boy... this guy... is a "special" one

@MsKeylas

8 жыл бұрын

+nakedsnake207 Yeah. Unique snowflake with negative IQ

@elephystry

5 жыл бұрын

Привал славных путников hilarious and original

Every time I skip to a random time Phill is in alert mode LOL

The video that changed it all.

@birdsofdestiny6816

4 жыл бұрын

It's better than his playthrough

@shawnfields2369

4 жыл бұрын

@@birdsofdestiny6816 True, but staring at a wall is more entertaining than ANY of Phil's playthroughs.

Its like watching an elephant with a firetruck anally raping it trying to sneak through the front door of the White House with an AK-47.

@piscespeter3

10 жыл бұрын

honestly it would probably get in more easily cus id be scared shitless and be running for my life if i saw an elephants junk rubbing a fire truck while he waved an AK in its trunk.

@berkze2076

5 жыл бұрын

Funniest comment I read all day have my like sir

MG "How do I use rations"? MG2 "How do I use rations"? MGS "How do I use rations"? MGS2 "How do I use rations"? MGS3 "How do I use rations"? On and on

Nice to come back to a classic fail. "It should auto-lock on his head, and it doesn't." How are you gonna tell us what a PS2 game should and shouldn't be doing? This is Phil's mentality in a nutshell. He doesn't have to adapt to the game's mechanics; the game's mechanics have to adapt to him. His lack of common sense is on full display. "I'm bleeding all over the floor, but I'm disguised so why doesn't it count?" Game: "Use your goggles to see claymores on the bridge." *explosion* "Huh? What's going on? Is there some type of explosive on the bridge? I don't get it, I'm so confused."

143,000 people are subscribed to this man. One hundred and forty three thousand people are eager to watch this man record video games with his camcorder, snort constantly, laugh at himself saying the word "balls", and scream at games he's awful at. Just think about that for a bit

@TerminatorHIX

10 жыл бұрын

And yet, in spite of those ~143,000 subscribers, he struggles to get even half of that number in views, even on the most anticipated games; even after two months, his first GTAV LP video (i.e. the one that anyone who cares about the LP will watch) only has around 58,000 views. Think about THAT for a bit.

@theBlackness26

10 жыл бұрын

TerminatorHIX it took the release of two expensive next generation consoles and their exclusives to get a couple thousand more views than normal.

@TerminatorHIX

10 жыл бұрын

That just reinforces my point. If the first new consoles in 7 years can't generate more than a few thousand extra views for his channel... well, interest in DSP's content can't be that high, can it?

@Dietrich_Kaufmann

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@freezingcathedral

2 ай бұрын

90 iqs are gullible marks. think about that for a bit.

Holy god... the first thing DSP tries to do when he gets caught as Raiden is to constantly keep cartwheeling into a group of guys with riotshields... Guy is the smartest player ever........................................NOT.

*Mental Gear Solid 2: Sons of Howthefuckdoiusemyrations*

DSP translation: Weird controls: "there are too many buttons and options and my barely developed brain can't handle it"

"Where's the auto aim?" hilarious

30:02

*Metal Gear Solid: Tactical Espionage* DSP: "Espionage? I don't know the meaning of the word."

he used 4 rations on Olga, FOUR!!!

***** So I know what sort of game we need for you now. Three buttons do everything, one to move in whatever direction the next objective is automatically (Crouching and jumping are automatic) one to shoot (Don't worry about aiming, it headshots everyone automatically) and a third button to screw the brains out of every hot chick in the game, to satisfy your bro-drooling. Finally, the game will tell you over and over again, just so you know, that you have whatever weapon is best suited to the situation at hand. In addition, the tips will be delivered onscreen in big red letters. Also the game will provide you with free Mountain Dew and Cheetos to aid your belching. Oh and the entire soundtrack is dubstep and there are no cutscenes.

@elephystry

5 жыл бұрын

Matt Sampson If there are no cutscenes, what would be the pleasure of the third button?

@pantheman2842

5 жыл бұрын

Matt Sampson But he will still lose!

@mkultrasoldier

5 жыл бұрын

We all know he won't figure out the controls and will complain

@bigroaststyrone8135

4 жыл бұрын

DSP needs a game where every button automatically wins the game for him

Ironically, DSP, you are the best argument for Censorship on the Internet.

@Dorraj

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely not, these videos are legendary comedic material for years to come. If he wasn't allowed to make a fool of himself, we wouldn't be here laughing at how absolutely rediculous this man is at playing video games.

Blud had to look up how to use rations 💀💀💀

@racerja3173

4 ай бұрын

Phil pressed every button expect L2

@rionsteiner2397

4 ай бұрын

@@racerja3173 🤣🤣🤣😂