I’m months into working on a video about the Romance languages you can’t do this me to Mister Agma Schwa

@AgmaSchwa

29 күн бұрын

well there's a new one now so you'll have to add it in, confirmed /j

@engtilde

28 күн бұрын

@@AgmaSchwathis but for real. would be a hilarious inside joke

@jonathanthegreat2008

28 күн бұрын

Portagoose is ðə most beautiful, yet most cursed animəl conlaŋ I have evər encountered! Þaŋks Mr. Ŋə or @@AgmaSchwa

@cerebrummaximus3762

28 күн бұрын

I love how Linguistics KZreadrs just know eachother

@jonathanthegreat2008

28 күн бұрын

@@cerebrummaximus3762 me too!

Next time, we're going to be showing you Cat-alan

@koduflower2000

28 күн бұрын

meow :3

@abarette_

28 күн бұрын

lmao

@mariotheundying

28 күн бұрын

cat owners will do their best to teach them that, and also learn it

@enarmonika5557

28 күн бұрын

As a Catalan, i support this 100%

@belcarra

28 күн бұрын

mreow :3

im brazilian, and Back In The Day, i was listening to my history teacher talk about the colonial pact (Pacto Colonial), but ending up mispronoucing it as the colonial duck (Pato Colonial). I spent the rest of her class reimagining a few important portuguese settlers as ducks.

@leusuzuki763

28 күн бұрын

@@thanook kkkkkk

@tailpig6417

27 күн бұрын

So, Portugeese settlers

@user-rl4rl7sv2y

26 күн бұрын

straits of magellanatidae 🤣🤣

@sandeater3707

19 күн бұрын

Como um português, posso confirmar que sou im pato

@otheranthemhouse1675

19 күн бұрын

@@thanook port of geese

Yeah you've heard of romance language but what about romantic comedy languages

@NotUselessProductions

28 күн бұрын

What about horror languages

@hubb8049

28 күн бұрын

​@@NotUselessProductions Caucasian phonology, Japanese writing, Arabic grammar with Hungarian case system and it's ergative-absolutive, go and make it a conlang

@zackbuildit88

28 күн бұрын

​​@@hubb8049Japanese writing isn't that bad 😂 Try hecking Thai

@NotUselessProductions

28 күн бұрын

@@zackbuildit88 try Tibetan

@zackbuildit88

28 күн бұрын

@@NotUselessProductions ooh, nah u right. u got me ther. dang.

I KNEW IT WAS CURSED PORTUGUESE I KNEW IT FROM THE START. Well played, mr ŊƏ. Well played indeed.

Finally, It's about time the romance branch needed a new update

@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit

27 күн бұрын

Romance got really boring after a few hundred years. Glad that the devs finally had some new ideas for it. Really enjoying Portugoose, CATalan, sPANDAnish and Greg.

3:11 My fiancee came running from across the house to see what was wrong after hearing me yell "Oh goddammit!"

We all talk about Romance languages but nobody talks about Platonic languages

@samsmoms4914

27 күн бұрын

Sexual languages.

@feralcatgirl

27 күн бұрын

*holds up a plucked goose* behold, plato's language!

@readingdino711

20 күн бұрын

In my one fantasy world I actually made both new romance and platonic languages for the heck of it (I don't have that project anymore, but if I did I'd make a video about it).

@m_affiliates

19 күн бұрын

@@readingdino711 that's really cool

@EchoLog

18 күн бұрын

​@@feralcatgirl this full circle joke has inspired me to get distracted from my current conlang. Thank you. One blursed Greek coming up. Do you want creole seasoning on that?

i was genuinely half-expecting this to be real i’m so stupid

@doyouknowkeplertwentytwob4032

26 күн бұрын

yes

@adriangd5040

25 күн бұрын

why does ŋə’s kitchen look similar to mine what the hell

@JMaster-Scion_Of_Naught

24 күн бұрын

I... am also too trusting, I fear...

@RyebuckCoppercap

18 күн бұрын

Yeah haha, I was thinking it may have been about new information about an extinct African Romance language, like a newly discovered text or something like that, but Portugoose works too ;p

H O N Q U E

@StockhausenScores

28 күн бұрын

HONQUE

@koduflower2000

27 күн бұрын

HONQUE

@andymuggloy6969

27 күн бұрын

H O N Q U E

@StockhausenScores

25 күн бұрын

HONQUE

@moreydumo5925

18 күн бұрын

HONQUE

i'd be very curious to actually hear synthesized speech that would more "naturally" transition from a sound to the next, rather than the very quick sharp transitions here; something that would actually sound like a goose rather than a harmonized dot matrix printer

@StockhausenScores

23 күн бұрын

It's meant to be cursèd

I figured this was going to make fun of the claim that English is a Romance language

@ak5659

27 күн бұрын

Every time I think that idiocy has been put to rest, I come across it again. and the source is nearly always a monolingual English speaker. SMDH.......

@pikgears

27 күн бұрын

@@ak5659 whyever would you think idiocy would go away any time soon?

@Matty002

12 күн бұрын

have you guys heard of ULTRAFRENCH? lol ​@@ak5659

this is a certified porch of geese moment

@CasualMitosisCollective

27 күн бұрын

porch of goose, actually

@StockhausenScores

23 күн бұрын

Language simp moment SIUUUUUUUUUM

Arent the goose formants wild because birds have multiple 'vocal cords'? Essentially, you're trying to find the formant of a choir by using a tool that checks the formant of a single voice

@AgmaSchwa

26 күн бұрын

to shorten a very long potential explanation: pretty much, lol

No nesting? But where do portugeese lay eggs then?

@hyperion3145

27 күн бұрын

HONQUE HONQUE

@InsertNameHereBoi

16 күн бұрын

Literally was gonna say that! No nesting in a GOOSE LANGUAGE??

@moreydumo5925

7 күн бұрын

portugeese lay eggs, their eggs hatched into portugeese, cycle repeat

For CCC3 I would love if someone made "Mewing" language, where you are not allowed to relax your tongue so you can constantly be mewing

@AgmaSchwa

26 күн бұрын

If they went like, REALLY in-depth in the phonetics of what mewing would do to the release of sounds that would be truly amazing

@humanfingers

24 күн бұрын

Sigma schwa

@StockhausenScores

18 күн бұрын

​@@AgmaSchwadefo will have implosives and clicks

The goose sounds like a dying hard drive

How does this differ from the canadian dialect?

@StockhausenScores

28 күн бұрын

It's based on European Portuguese!

@greenkitty1

28 күн бұрын

@@StockhausenScores canada goose

@someguy8375

28 күн бұрын

quebec goose romance language derived from french

@JDWatkins-ws4jt

26 күн бұрын

@@greenkitty1 The Canadian dialect has phonemic moose calls

@JDWatkins-ws4jt

26 күн бұрын

@@greenkitty1 The Canadian dialect has phonemic moose calls

I am excite for lé romank lankwaj

@devonoknabo2582

29 күн бұрын

4 hours! Ley's go

"I just want to see what people would think" People thinking: 1:42

So that's what phoneticians mean with the goose vowel

oh god I can hear myself in the attempts of the server to guess the pronunciation of text

i already don't feel ready for this video

@kornsuwin

29 күн бұрын

in other words, this is going to be [q̘ʰl̪o͡ʉ̘ⱱl̪e̝]

@thelollykitty

28 күн бұрын

omg its korn

@engtilde

28 күн бұрын

omg its korn!

@thevalarauka101

28 күн бұрын

wow

Ah, yes. Dubstep as a cursed romantic conlang. Why the hell was I even remotely surprised.

@adriangd5040

24 күн бұрын

LMAO why are you right best dubstep song: 2:49

portugoosing -Iris

friday night funkin' fans when you pass them the aux

Wow, I wonder if any Arizona Plants will be mentioned in this video.

I have always wanted to learn some kind of romance language, porch-of-goose is the perfect option for me

it sounds less like geese and more like a modem signal

Agma you did me dirty putting my clip first in the vocalization section

#FREETHEROOMBA

Dammit, I was working on a trivocalic language for the cursed conlang circus. Back to the drawing board, I guess

this is the eighth most horrifying thing i have ever seen, good job

Watching this to make my decision to major in Mechanical Engineering look sane

Thank you for doing an animal language with realistic animal phonetics! DJP could learn something from you!

GBA crash sound ass language 💀

As someone who natively speaks portuguesse i realy liked that pun altough it dosent work in portuguese

@StockhausenScores

28 күн бұрын

It's English only.

@StockhausenScores

28 күн бұрын

Sòlo é Inglês (i believe)

@StockhausenScores

28 күн бұрын

You could call it Ducks's Portuguese

@emanuel585

28 күн бұрын

@@StockhausenScores the closest thing is patoguês but thats duck not goose

@StockhausenScores

28 күн бұрын

I don't know how to say duck in portuguese ​@@emanuel585

Awful. Just want we want here. Good job, or as the Portugoose might say: [Demonic screeching]

Ligma Schwa dropping another classic masterpiece.

tbh I was sure this is some cursed Gascon because of "hera"

That's Portuguese but it has a Villain arc.

@caffetiel

27 күн бұрын

Standard Portuguese tbh

No way, the new dlc had just dropped

- Elementar, de fato, vejo que o senhor é um homem de cultura. - H O N K

7:50 when you stretch vovel frequencies so high up, you should definitely use logarithmic scale, because people (and I guess that geese also) percieve distance betweeen frequencies as ratio between them, instead of difference between them.

WHAT THE QUACK

Wow, Portugoose is such a beautiful language I hope I find myself a native speaker to marry someday 🥰

smells like teen spirit fucking killed me

Got to love the use of Wheel of Time for translations.

This is a monumental discovery. I can't wait to see your findings published.

whatever brain cells i had are now lost, but this is so fuckin funny good job

Wow, as an Italian speaker this language is actually more comprehensible than Spanish! I didn't know the esistence of this awesome romance language

The part with the voices in different hadphone legitimately made my paranoid ass jump and look around lol

When you need to speak dial-up

This is what the internet was made for

thank you for keeping the cursed conlang craft thriving

Thank you, Agma Schwa

9:24 human F1 can definitely go above 900. (female) Japanese anime VAs can go up to like 1100-1300

@StockhausenScores

23 күн бұрын

Isn't it sped-up?

@kori228

23 күн бұрын

@@StockhausenScores well no, I've never heard of that being a thing. There's examples where VAs speak at live shows or on air so I'm pretty sure it's not modified.

I feel drunk watching this

This should be on the update log

hiiiii

@AgmaSchwa

29 күн бұрын

lol the "Translate To English" button on your comment just adds another letter i

@thecoolkittensarecool

29 күн бұрын

@@AgmaSchwa ah yes, "hiiiii" (english "hiiiiii")

@lilamjazeefa9466

29 күн бұрын

That's just the emphatic -i suffix which is part of the grammar of the Hiiii language. You see, the language has tonemes which are not denoted in the writing system. The language has two letters, [h] and [i], with stress patterns and tone providing lexical disambiguation. Knowing where to put the tones and stress is a matter of context and familiarity with the language which is acquired by cultural immersion.

@devonoknabo2582

29 күн бұрын

​​@@lilamjazeefa9466I love how agma schwa viewers can just easily produce cursed conlang ideas from a simple thing in a comment section.

@lilamjazeefa9466

28 күн бұрын

@@devonoknabo2582 Hiiii hiiiiiii hi. (I *guarantee* you knew where to put those tones & stresses in your head)

portugal mentioned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was left with my jaw on the ground by the time you came to the roots, then it disconnected from my mouth

Finalmente, Português na sua forma mais pura

Am I haviŋ a stroke o.0

OMG AGMA THIS IS SO FUNNY!

Impressive. There are whole families of Portugeese hanging out at the truck yard where I work. I’m gonna try learning this in order to understand more about the Portugoose culture. ✨ Wish me luck ✨

Cool!!! now make a video about the Luxebourgoose language 😀

@StockhausenScores

23 күн бұрын

Make it yourself for the #ccc3

Mambo no 5 bike horn remix

this is so romance

Please call it by it's native name: Portuganso.

I wonder what Japaknees sounds like.

this video just started but if this doesn't mention Danger Dan i'm gonna be pissed

@kornsuwin

28 күн бұрын

i'm mildly pissed

@engtilde

28 күн бұрын

omg, it’s korn

Almost immediately clicked off once I got to language name reveal, sticking around, will keep you updated

I hate how high-effort this is, I hate this in general, why does this exist, what have you wrought, etc.

@Tinybabyfishy

28 күн бұрын

literally weeping and gnashing my teeth

Beautiful language.

Every video you makes makes me question if humanity has gone too far.

Personally I *liked* using Pratt.

@AgmaSchwa

7 күн бұрын

After this experience, I have *plans* for Praat.

the pronounciation reveal made me sh!t ŋyself

Gaster speaks portugoose!

Molte bonu!!!!! Eo molte joyeu por o bideo de as lingas romanzas!!!!!

When you thought that it's hard to surprise you...

im portuguese, was amused, win.

I'm surprised you didn't make the orthography match goose flippers or smth

hmm yes this language is goosely interesting.

Havent watched this but its probably Galician

Exceptionnel.

The audio samples in captchas be like: 1:44

Im to lazy to watch the whole video to find out if this is mentioned or not but just in case, know that a historical name for occitan in italian is Linguadoca which (mis)translates to "goose language"

@StockhausenScores

23 күн бұрын

No, it's a region of France

Uma valente conversa da treta!

2:49-2:59 sounds like part of a Horse Lords song

Wake up babe, new romance language dropped

Still more intelligible than European Portuguese

people who say that french is a romance language clearly have never heard french being spoken

This is my first time watching a video from this channel, and I just assumed I was going to watch 22 mins about Romansh. Boy was I wrong o_o

Holy shit is this a motherfucking Portugal reference?🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹

3:40 LEFT

Oh Jeez..., or shall I say 'Oh Jooz' ?

what did i just watch

@thatotherted3555

28 күн бұрын

Genius in action

wake up babe new romance language dropped

oh no not another one