When I was a little girl, my father used to sit me down, he would tell me stories, that his father's father told him. There's this one story that I've never been able to shake. It stuck with me for years. When my father who was five years old, he looked out his bedroom window, at a tree, and there were five branches. Do you see what's wrong with that? A five year old, five branches. Fast forward six months, it's his birthday. He's now five and a half years old. He looks outside at the tree, there's a dozen or more branches, and my father thinks to himself, well I'm not growing as fast as the tree's growing, there must be something wrong with me. So he says to my great great grandfather, "Father why am I not growing as fast as the tree?" And he looked at him, and this, today I still can't quite make sense of this. He said, "The trees are made of rings, and you are made of rings, and different things, and just like the tree has sap flowing through it to give it life, and bark to protect it from the elements. You too are are shielded with blood."

"It's his birthday. He's 5 1/2 years old."

The Granny is one of the best characters in the history of the universe.

“Fast forward 6 months. It’s his birthday. He’s 5 and a half.”

The dislikes are from Alex and Adam.

i love when scammers dont know anything outside of the script

"What a story...........................well anyways"

I love Kit’s gift for gab 😂 He’s perfect at wasting time and interrupting them when they’re talking 😂

I don’t even watch TV any more, this is the only entertainment I need.

Edna's ramblings are like the nectar of life

Grandma's rambling incoherent stories are the path to enlightenment that only the rarest of tech support scammers can grasp.

Grandma Edna: What’s 83 x 3?

Dude these are so funny. I do tech support and talk to alctual old ladies who get scammed by those jackasses and I can’t help but feel bad for them. You are like the vigilante of the internet. Not all hero’s wear capes but this hero happens to wear a grey wig.

Someone, please animate the story with Edna's grandfather

Scammer:"Is it a visa or master"

Gramma: gives the entire world of imagination with that story.

Honestly right off the bat Matilda/Barbie talking about how “I’m in a sticky situation, not just because I spilled molasses all over my laptop when I was cooking!” Was not only something my actual grandma would do but exactly how she’d say the story. I’ve never really imagined you as a realistic old lady getting scammed before but now I could really see it happening and it’s horrible

I don't know why but the wig makes a big difference...

He went super granny once the wig came on, and did his ultimate attack “story time” at

Dave is the calmest scammer I've heard so far, he's so chill