Scammers Never Expect Me Actually Buying Something
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After this tech support scammer goes through his script, he says the solution is to purchase a firewall. He claims he's the only one who can provide it, but we take a trip to amazon and buy one right in front of him. Watch the next call live: goo.gl/uhpWGT
Full Call........ / 479320426
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Instagram.... / kitbogashow
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Edited By...... Lemondrop
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I hate when they get weirdly intimate. "honey" "i love you" "i could live with you forever" it just runs a chill up my spine
@--..__
4 жыл бұрын
They aren't completely fluent in English so it's more difficult to say such things in a way that doesn't sound inappropriately intimate.
@craigwatts9692
4 жыл бұрын
Still disgusting how they try to ingratiate themselves with their victims
@chalronbjork4766
4 жыл бұрын
Or vomit
@bryanleigh6497
4 жыл бұрын
@Pixies Ostrich Duster Wtf is a coding club?
@Hannah-nh5qj
4 жыл бұрын
They ALWAYS follow statements like that up with “And you sound so young too. How old are you?”
Some people do Netflix binges.... I now do Kitboga ones. These are hilarious!
@DelliaWyn
4 жыл бұрын
Meeses Pieces right!!!
@DjDobleU809
4 жыл бұрын
Vait a moment.. ☝️🤔🤔
@trishaaustin
4 жыл бұрын
I'm addicted now
@thatcattycat
4 жыл бұрын
Meeses Pieces same
@solleon4568
4 жыл бұрын
DJ Doble U i sing this as soon as his videos begin 😂 and subconsciously when I’m alone too!!
"25 is 52 backwards" "I live alone with my goldfish.. And the mailman.. he comes in sometimes" "Do you want these hackers to use your information? Hmm sure." Looool
@thakurrohithsingh2687
2 жыл бұрын
And the name of that goldfish is dog
My favorite part of Kitboga anti-scams is when he just outright says something like: "Oh no thank you I don't want any documents" or "Thank you for fixing my computer" It's so honest yet so malicious and they just have to sit there and try to justify their lies.
I love how you ramble on like an old lady.. u got that down pat. U need an Oscar...
@annab8189
4 жыл бұрын
After this he could have a career on radio. He is extremely talented!
@amyill9280
4 жыл бұрын
LOL This is my favorite video by far
@blancaw6280
4 жыл бұрын
He must have a lot of experience talking with his grandparents! LOL
@luvleeana
4 жыл бұрын
Katie Giles nope. Single
@AlanCanon2222
4 жыл бұрын
@Katie Giles Geography much?
"What's your name?" "James" "Ok Flames..." 😄
@AndLOLGG
4 жыл бұрын
"SLAAAAYMES!"
@societalreject4
4 жыл бұрын
Ok Barbie doll
@leaconnor3719
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@sheevpalpatine6626
4 жыл бұрын
I answer phones for my job. And I’m legit like “this is Jeff how may I help” person on the other line “hey Justin”
@FeeLtheHertZ
3 жыл бұрын
Cold FLAAMEZZ!
When you “yelled at the kids” I spit my drink out. I almost peed myself. 🤣
@ubetchaslots
3 жыл бұрын
@maria p, i dieddd first time i heard the screams of the children lmaooo N, still lol!when he does it..n this is about my 50th vid i watched of Kit's in last few weeks. so serioulsy addicted to his vids haaaaa xojodia, G's mom, NE Boston, Massachusetts
@mariapalladino2473
3 жыл бұрын
Jay Amen he’s hysterical. I know he has a hard time keeping it together but I wouldn’t be able to. I’d be hysterically laughing if I tried this.
@runed0s86
3 жыл бұрын
Good thing you are having trouble peeing
@c0mpu73rguy
3 жыл бұрын
I did (but thnkfully, I was watching this video in the right place)
@kathysahagian7478
3 жыл бұрын
That's just your IP address saying hello ma'am
Oh my God he actually didn't know how many weeks there are in a year.
@glennhefel
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe that's why he doesnt have a real job
@drewhempwood2113
3 жыл бұрын
@@glennhefel I mean yea thats a good indicator that hes stupid but ive had a few jobs and im not sure theres a whole lot of jobs that arent available to u if you cant tell them how many weeks are in a year
@puddang2379
3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but when would you even have to know this
@angelomihailovic2889
3 жыл бұрын
He probably pretended not to know to just to let the victim feel smarter. Like when you ask a kid "who was the first president?" It's obvious but you can pretend to be enlightened when they answer correctly to boost their ego.
@KL005
3 жыл бұрын
Because indian
"your last name is Doll?" "No, it's Kendall." Hahaha such an underappreciated improv artist.
@ForumCat
4 жыл бұрын
Ah! Like Barbie and Ken? I missed that! Brilliant!
@donkylefernandez4680
4 жыл бұрын
"Your name is Barbie Doll" "Barbie Ken Doll" "okay"
@purpleturkey6633
4 жыл бұрын
He is a true genius! It doesn't surprise me that he came up with that so fast.
@RBG9000
4 жыл бұрын
Ive seen him use that name elsewhere too though. But still he has the art of baiting perfected wont deny that!
@MrJdsenior
4 жыл бұрын
Embarrassed to say I missed that...good catch...but yes, he is VASTLY quicker thinking on his feet than most all comedians, at least most of the ones I've seen in situations where nothing is written for them and they have to make normal interchange funny. One thing that kills me with this guy is he goes off on tangents that are SOOO freakin' random, and usually very funny. His one word quips are often the best.
Kitboga: “There are 52 weeks in a year” Scammer: “Immediately looks it up”
@squiddler7731
4 жыл бұрын
_Checkmate atheists_
@electricsoup7481
4 жыл бұрын
I'm your 52nd like.
@shazarkhan3288
4 жыл бұрын
Electric Soup thanks!!!!!
@Michael-dj6pd
4 жыл бұрын
goes to show what vigorous education they have to go through to become an elite in technology
@MrSlanderer
4 жыл бұрын
[Immediately looks it up]*
3:50 My god, the children screaming nearly killed me! Literally. I was eating salad and it went in my lungs.
@czhaok
2 жыл бұрын
Really? Right Infront of my salad?
@Playboysmurf1
2 жыл бұрын
I was eating candy and it went into my nose 👃
@drestarman
Жыл бұрын
it was a nice touch
@bojohannesen4352
11 күн бұрын
That would hospitalize you, liar
Yo his ability to ramble on and on like exactly like an old person would is unrivaled even by old people themselves
My record is 52 minutes on the line with one of these guys... you are my hero.. my mother’s been scammed too, so I’m on a mission, every minute I keep them on the line is a minute some old lady isn’t getting scammed. Keep on keeping on!
@TheWitchofWhiteTailHollow
4 жыл бұрын
I never get these calls!
@Sammysam44
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@gozzilla177
4 жыл бұрын
I once got one to hang up on me by offering him a blank check and any number he wanted on it, I'll buy everything your selling!
@cpmffeilberg4970
4 жыл бұрын
Have you seen his longer time wastes with these guys? 36 hours. Roflmao.
@yrlic
4 жыл бұрын
52 minutes ... same as number of weeks in a year... same as number of letters in the alphabet, lower case and upper case ... coincidence? I think, ... not!
Idea: "My grandson normally helps me with this, but he just shipped to India for the secret invasion."
@evelynrodriguez8652
4 жыл бұрын
David Gustavsson good one, or secret mission
@davidgustavsson4000
4 жыл бұрын
@@evelynrodriguez8652 "they call it an operation, but the way he explained it, sounded like an old-fashioned CIA backed coup to me"
@BlackPantherFTW
4 жыл бұрын
*Pakistan has entered the chat*
@Gvstave
4 жыл бұрын
PLEASEEEEEE DO THIS
@matty6146
4 жыл бұрын
You sir are a fucking genius
When Edna's is photoshopped into different settings 🤣 I would love if an animator created a cartoon to go with this audio
One of the benefits of being the tech guy in a family of mainly tech illiterate folks is that they'll more than often contact you first before they fall for any scam like this
@vit7890
Жыл бұрын
lol I totally get you. I'm not a tech expert (yet) but I know my way around the pc, and they often ask me how to do tech stuff, and I will admit that sometimes it's annoying (if they ask me stuff I've already explained), but I'm happy to help them so they don't get scammed
@bojohannesen4352
11 күн бұрын
How is that a benefit?
@coolunusual
11 күн бұрын
@@bojohannesen4352 it's a benefit because your family holds you in such high regard to tech related knowledge that it give you so much more control and in situations like this they'll come to you first for you to stop them. Did you not read my comment?
@bojohannesen4352
11 күн бұрын
@@coolunusual Did you not read my question?
@coolunusual
11 күн бұрын
@@bojohannesen4352 Literally my question to you. Did you read my initial comment? How are you questioning your family trusting you, the clearly more knowledgeable one to prevent them from potentially getting scammed as a benefit?
The kids screaming Has killed me 💀💀💀
@valerieabeille2676
4 жыл бұрын
IRLrosie y’all should do a collab!!!
@joshuanorris5860
4 жыл бұрын
Rip
@nicholascowherd6271
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao right
@chrisblackburn8044
4 жыл бұрын
SOOOOO FUNNY! "Oh and the mailman comes inside from time to time." "Hmmmmm..."
@ashleybond8898
4 жыл бұрын
I love both of your channels!
It’s messed up that when the scam fails they always resort to petty revenge by trying to break your computer.
@KL005
3 жыл бұрын
Because indian
@Floppy_Bacon
3 жыл бұрын
Or they threaten you or your family
@Venomousnack
3 жыл бұрын
@@KL005 not all Indians are bad
@Rchristbaum
3 жыл бұрын
@@Venomousnack but these ones sure are lol
@rileymccoy8154
3 жыл бұрын
@@KL005 holy shit man do you just have that permanently copied to your clipboard, you comment that on so many comments lol jesus you're more dedicated than some of these scammers
“Actiwaited” is my new favorite indian scammer word..
@AlfaGiuliaQV
3 жыл бұрын
And "Competer"
@marylaysico4090
3 жыл бұрын
And compromise...in a very distinguish indian accent..lol
@marionettehone
3 жыл бұрын
And “Apolocheese”
@reda1570
3 жыл бұрын
Wirus
@nicbbb2723
3 жыл бұрын
Wait a moment is mine🤣😜😂😆😅
"and the Holy Spirit" You're the best.
"Do you want these hackers to use your information?" "Sure." LOL
@roflBeck
4 жыл бұрын
We already accept tons of other EULAs and shit, why not?
@jdmnissan
4 жыл бұрын
Not laughing
@pee-bot
4 жыл бұрын
@@jdmnissan not funny didnt laugh
@jdmnissan
4 жыл бұрын
@@pee-bot not laugh, didn't funny
@hewhoeatsall
4 жыл бұрын
@@jdmnissan not laughing, did not funny
"This guy is actually really good.." Finally, a real level 7 technician.
@KL005
3 жыл бұрын
TEK NEE SHUN
@futurereflections4097
3 жыл бұрын
This guy is good. He would have a lot of actual old ladies trusting him for sure
@wolfsongrising
3 жыл бұрын
"Our battle will be legendary!"
@ceciledelaney5174
3 жыл бұрын
Release the Kraken!!!!!
"Just wait a moment" is my all time favorite song...
@AlfaGiuliaQV
3 жыл бұрын
Someoe with mixing software and skills should make a full remix song out of that. Hell, i would pay money for that!
Im 48 hours into a binge, ill never stop being surprised how pushy these people are when they are knowingly scamming
@dee_gee
3 жыл бұрын
Take proper rest, eat well and stay safe.
@KeenKong52
3 жыл бұрын
@@dee_gee Thank you, I've taken precautions
@snooganslestat2030
2 жыл бұрын
@@dee_gee Take a glass of water 😂
@NurseSnow2U
24 күн бұрын
@@snooganslestat2030I love this so much 🤣🤣🤣
@snooganslestat2030
24 күн бұрын
@@NurseSnow2U I love all the random things they say & the way they pronounce things like asking if you have a piece of pepper & a pen lmao.
I want a t-shirt with a pic of Edna saying "On God's green flat earth."
@kelleyl2279
4 жыл бұрын
I'd buy that😂
@digginaustin
4 жыл бұрын
He knows it's flat, just as he knows these guys are scammers
@Rebelgirl-kv6bd
4 жыл бұрын
I would definitely buy that
@dianalovescolors
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, me too!!
@kelleyl2279
4 жыл бұрын
Have to start with WHAT tho😂😂😂😂 "What on God's green flat earth"😂😂😂😂
"Who Lives with you?" "Oh, it's just me, and my goldfish ... and the Holy Spirit! Oh, and sometimes the mailman. He comes in sometimes." You are a diamond in the rough, my friend. I can't get enough of your improvisation
@BombaclaatGatofish
4 жыл бұрын
I thought you would be having a cat
@Blackdawn98
4 жыл бұрын
5:55....and sometimes the mailman, he comes in sometimes.... Scammer: hmmm I died!
@hotcookiesnana
4 жыл бұрын
The mailman always knocks twice
@Living_a_spoonie_life
4 жыл бұрын
@@hotcookiesnana Postman
@sawyerthestarling
4 жыл бұрын
@@Blackdawn98 yes! That's what I came here for. I went back over that a couple of times. Hmm...lol
"Why on gods green flat earth" caught me off guard xD
@spiritwarrior2942
2 жыл бұрын
Shockingly to many,that statement is true. Earth is Gods,and its flat.
@chrisvennbowman3784
2 жыл бұрын
I know, right?! I can’t believe some people actually believe the Earth is green nowadays.
This guy seems charming and fluent. You’d think he’d use these skills to go and find an actual legit job where he didnt have to scam 83-year-old ladies out of their life savings.
@alexm566
2 жыл бұрын
they're greedy and have no morals, they don't think of western people as equal as them
@tookitogo
Жыл бұрын
Right?!?
"Oh that's Grandma Edna. She sits around calling Indian scammers for fun."
@brandonrutkowski6775
4 жыл бұрын
Why on God's green flat Earth would she do that!?!?
@cjjohnson1821
4 жыл бұрын
@@brandonrutkowski6775 Her daughter said she read it in Us Weekly Magazine!
@brandonrutkowski6775
4 жыл бұрын
@@cjjohnson1821 Yeah, I think I read that one. It's where they had the IP's and the stool samples.
@bluesun1943
4 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭
@auntiemame
4 жыл бұрын
@stricltyz Euros you ruined it
My mom is 78 and thinks these phone calls are hilarious.
@ZeranZeran
4 жыл бұрын
HELLLLOOOO
@joshuabardon9992
4 жыл бұрын
John Miller that’s awesome you’re showing her them
@karenpato1
4 жыл бұрын
@@joshuabardon9992 she's very sharp mentally...she thinks it's funny when they're like "you want me to lose my job"?...she's like "yeah, I do...if you worked for me and by accidentally gave someone a couple thousand bucks...you'd lose your job!" She's funny.
@ericsbuds
4 жыл бұрын
i need to show these to my Grandma and Grandpa! i bet they are gonna love them!
@Dm3qXY
4 жыл бұрын
must be nice to be able to share stuff like this with parents.. mine never bothered to learn English, although my father watches all the time cheap Sci-Fi movies, and others...
😂🤣😂 The people asking “where’s the scam?”, are either new or the same people that get scammed.
@Aprilann871
3 жыл бұрын
Right
@czhaok
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair most of his content is IRS and refund scams, so his chat meant in the context of that
“Can we make some kind of treaty with them?” This man is one of the funniest alive! (in addition to a hero to humanity). How does he think of all this stuff?
Glad to hear you don’t live alone - you’ve got a goldfish, the Holy Spirit, and sometimes the mailman 😂😂😂
@rebeccaspratling2865
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@alexm566
2 жыл бұрын
"and sometimes the mailman" bruh 😂
"...sometimes the Mailman comes over..." "Emmm" dude, you are the funniest.
@nightshadexo
4 жыл бұрын
@Joe A. 25 is 52 backwards! I swear this gets funnier and funnier every time!
It makes me borderline piss myself laughing when he starts mumbling like Edna is having a stroke lmfao
I’m scared for old people who really fall victim to these scams.
@mayomenace2636
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@panickysociety97
2 жыл бұрын
@@mayomenace2636 ?
@kongmik
Жыл бұрын
They should have there phone no. private
@bojohannesen4352
11 күн бұрын
They should be in assisted living
Imagining her household: a goldfish and a kidnapped mailman.
@adulthumanfemale8666
4 жыл бұрын
And the Holy Spirit.
@andrewschwanke4743
4 жыл бұрын
It's like a sitcom
@KermitFrazierdotcom
4 жыл бұрын
JW Suicides ☆ A Fish named "Dog"
@silvias7319
4 жыл бұрын
paradigm respawn what are you talking about?
@gozzilla177
4 жыл бұрын
@@silvias7319 The olds lady had a fish named dog and when she fed dog the food just fell on its heads xD
“You sound like a minor”.... HONEY, I AM 83 YEARS OLD! 😂
@ScorpioHR
3 жыл бұрын
No, he sounds like a miner.
@runed0s86
3 жыл бұрын
No, he sounds like a migrant
@psychopathkat
3 жыл бұрын
Smooth smooth hitting up on the grannies XD
“James... (yes ma’am) 25 is 52 backwards!” - I’m dead! 😵
“I’ve beeen having touble peeing.” You are a master.
Scammer: this is a VPN Kitboga: a weepy what?
@wolfgodfenrir
4 жыл бұрын
Weepian
@Cleruian
4 жыл бұрын
Sponsored by NordVPN? XD
@tastyloaf5487
4 жыл бұрын
@@Cleruian Nord weepian
@nicky7552
4 жыл бұрын
A wee peen
"GET OFF MY LAWN"...........the memometer should've been blazing! XD
Kit's elderly lady is spot on with the pop culture references, reminiscing about the old days..... and yelling at the kids is priceless
@Generik_
Жыл бұрын
“New phone who dis?” Gets me every time
"I might be 83 years old and I can't manage to get a stool, but I'm not blind!" 🙌
@TheRohnjackson
4 жыл бұрын
Same issues with you 🤔
@jasmincalifornia1
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheRohnjackson ...
@solarnaut
4 жыл бұрын
at 83, she "kept it up" for 1:53:00 ! … so if you take the one hour and subtract it from 53, that give you 52 ! also how many cards in a deck... Edna is a PLAYaaaah !
@patriciariddle880
4 жыл бұрын
@@ibrahimbaghdadi4995 no
@agentsd3428
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheRohnjackson dude, what did you say, again??
He sounds just like an old woman the way he trails off talking about nothing
@mirkwoodsnipe
4 жыл бұрын
That's the point 😂
@FIREBREATHER1012
4 жыл бұрын
And the mumbling when reading things "on screen"
@tastyloaf5487
4 жыл бұрын
@888 777 Whose ass we talkin' bout now??
@benfrankog6111
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, kit is quick on his feet. Solid improv.
@buttersstotch2014
4 жыл бұрын
jadereptiles no shit, it was an observation
Hacker- “Oh Barbie, I love you” Kitboga-“wat” lmaoooo. Quality content right here!
@sarfeastlondoner
3 жыл бұрын
Wat? 🙄😂🤣😂🤣
I listen to one of his videos every single day during my hour long walk and it never fails to make me laugh
" I was just talking to my daughter ...she was reading in US Weekly an article that stated 37% of statics are made up but the other 17% are accurate" LMFAO!!!
@teletubeentt.t.e5635
3 жыл бұрын
37 + 17 - 2 = 52 😮
@CeraphineLuna
3 жыл бұрын
The other % doesn't exist
@joshnabours9102
3 жыл бұрын
And 9001% of statistics can be used to try and manipulate you into thinking in a specific direction.
"Hey you kids! Get outta here!!" *Kids screaming* LOL
@LadyHeathen82
4 жыл бұрын
She mooned them
@xslite300
4 жыл бұрын
@@LadyHeathen82 wish my grandma moons me :'(
@ChristianDeHadleigh
4 жыл бұрын
@@xslite300 that's hot
@taxiuniversum
4 жыл бұрын
IKR hilarious! 😆
@taxiuniversum
4 жыл бұрын
Lady Heathen MyHeartBurnsThereToo No, she brought the shotgun. Again.
The possibilities here to frustrate him, I thought at 5:30 (video) where the scammer says, "25 attackers on your computer, do you see that?" ... at that point, you might have said, "Oh my gosh, let me count them, 1...2....3... " counting very slowly. Each time the scammer interrupts, tell him you lost your place and have to start counting from the top all over again.
"Oh, and sometimes the mailman. He comes in sometimes." damn... grandma has a lover ;)
Edna’s “wHaT” and “hUh” are amazing.
@donniev8181
3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget her BYE!
@runed0s86
3 жыл бұрын
New phon who dis
@n8style
3 жыл бұрын
*HHwwwaaattt?!
@lmnop3023
3 жыл бұрын
And her “honey”
15:38 '' Sorry new phone, who dis '' I absolutely love it.
@jordanphoenix8037
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for time stamping that. Was so fucking funny.
@ella-bt8hp
4 жыл бұрын
That part made me spit my food out it was so fucking funny!! I'd read the comment first but it was so much funnier in person hearing it from her was hilarious these videos are the funniest thing ever.
@verchettawells6893
4 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@suchasweety138
3 жыл бұрын
Yay for timestamps! I thought I was the only one that used them 😂❤️
@laurac86
3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at that! 🤣🤣🤣
I died when she switched it up to thinking James was from the doctors office. That IP address line was amazing.
16:17 when he types his employee id, he realizes that he has too many digits and deletes one to make it look like the other fake employee id. And Kitboga says "Did you just make that up????" I almost spilled my drink.
@cameronspence4977
Жыл бұрын
I saw that too that was great lol
That dude sounded like he was about to cry cause you didn’t want to give him your email. Also imagine trying to scam a person you think is 80years old, failing and then trying to ruin her computer cause you’re butthut, what a pos.
@dandelion12522
4 жыл бұрын
Why is it a big deal he didn’t get the email address? I’ve been watching these videos for 2 days and I’ve seen the other scammers ask for an email but skip right over it when one isn’t provided. This guy went eye twitch unhinged. Why does it matter? Don’t they usually just say go to your online banking and that’s the real scam?
@NovaMarx
4 жыл бұрын
@@dandelion12522 Scammers usually also make a side profit by selling your information on to third parties - like email addresses and other more personal information. So maybe he didn't want to lose that extra cash. Or he was a newbie, and was trying to follow the script to the letter.
@JosephDalrymple
4 жыл бұрын
@@dandelion12522 If you ever go to a dealership, or meet with other professional salesmen, you'll find yourself signing estimates and all kinds of other pieces of paper. Doing so is _seemingly_ benign, but it's a sales tactic. It gets you used to signing things, so that when the big one comes out, it's not so difficult to sign. The same goes here... If they know they're going to have trouble with you giving more personal information, they'll start with simple things to get you comfortable with giving them info.
@mikeexits
4 жыл бұрын
@@JosephDalrymple That kind of manipulative behavior makes me very uncomfortable. I don't know how those people (car sales or scammers) live with themselves. Thanks, Edward Bernays.
@joedoe1096
4 жыл бұрын
Targeting. He's not going to try to deal with her one time and move on. They want to target her in multiple scams and get as much information on her as possible for identify fraud. Getting her email is the next obvious step. Finding an old lady struggling with dementia, they are sharks that smell blood in the water.
If they say "Don't touch the computer", type something on the keyboard. When they complain: "I didn't touch the computer, I touched the keyboard".
@chloeflores8683
4 жыл бұрын
Joel A that’s the move of a genius. I honestly think to myself when they say don’t! Touch! The Computer!, they truly mean to say don’t touch the computer so that way I can mess it up and do whatever I want.
@blowc1612
4 жыл бұрын
Chloe Flores I want to do is act like a hacker is on my computer and start typing in that I just hacked into your computer and I’m in full control now I have changed your password and you need to get me gift cards. I can see you talking on the phone hang up now.
@mayomenace2636
3 жыл бұрын
@@chloeflores8683 😂😂😂😂😂
@yittmashups
3 жыл бұрын
Are you trying to get oversmart?
@tifforo1
3 жыл бұрын
"I didn't reach inside, remove the CPU cooler, and stroke the processor chip"
Every time i watch these I feel like it’s inception he’s not only wasting hackers and scammers time but he’s preventing me from getting scammed and hacked by making me binge these back to back until I fall asleep instead of looking for ROMs and other fishy things lol Kits a LEGEND.
"What was your name again?" "James" "Oh, Flames, do you ever feel like you lack critical information?" Omg I can't 😂😂
@hanashable95
3 жыл бұрын
I started to read this as it got to this and when I looked back at the video he was smirking lol
@absoluteasmr8591
3 жыл бұрын
Dude I was listening while reading comments and it was in sync here xD
@dancampbell5068
3 жыл бұрын
He doesn't know
"Hey you kids, get outta here!" (Sounds of kids screaming as they run away). Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣
one of the things i admire about you is how you don't make fun of their accents/grammar, even more so despite the fact they're scammers. your humor and pranks revolve around actually funny material instead of "haha their first language isn't english"
@112dirtbags
Жыл бұрын
no exactly. too many people focus on their ethnicity
@stevefromsaskatoon830
Жыл бұрын
Put a shut on your mouth
@G.of.J.
8 ай бұрын
Im glad someone said it cuz this has nothing to do with indians in general. There are scammers everywhere anyway.
@chevelle1
Ай бұрын
He makes fun of their grammar all the time, and it’s hilarious.
@Currie01
Ай бұрын
28:12 - Apart from this moment
The kids screaming and the "new phone...who dis" has me DEAD! 🤣
“I thought you would be having a cat”😂😂😂
I love when he just starts going off on his tangents and telling stories 🤣🤣🤣
@anniewarbucks9697
4 жыл бұрын
Jocelyn Williams awwwwww you mean "she" . Maybe. No. Yes. I don't know????! Xx
@Zlove73shorts
4 жыл бұрын
Right! He does it so well, it sounds legit like a grandma and her stories hab
@lindaboreham3633
4 жыл бұрын
Grandpa Simpson style
I'm just here with my goldfish..... And..... The holy spirit... 😂😂😂
@dawnkladerman598
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@KevvStarrGaming
4 жыл бұрын
I was so ded 🤣🤣
@ZaganStoanes
4 жыл бұрын
And occasionally the mail man comes in
"Why on gods green flat earth would I pay you a dime? "🤣
"My grandson plays that FortNite game so its gotta be perfect!" U tell 'em Edna
When a scammer says, “I love you,” and sounds like he means it.
@Arigator2
4 жыл бұрын
Fixation doesn't mean what he thinks it means.
@calebsherman886
4 жыл бұрын
I love you, please think I'm your friend so I can exploit you for your money.
@Khritter
4 жыл бұрын
the most affection i've gotten in years
@saraforney3940
4 жыл бұрын
Omg I know you from Amberverse
@JPMJPM
4 жыл бұрын
Sara Forney Hey, gorl! 😘😘😘
"I invoke parlay." "Not getting you." "You know, THE PIRATE CODE."
@MegaKat
2 жыл бұрын
I am having a horrible horrible day and "parley" make me crack a laugh that surprised the hell out of me. Gold/beef bouillon/buillon gave me a followup chuckle.
i genuinely cried laughing at this one "i dont want no commies in my computer"
this is funny, but the patience this guy has to be on the phone with "her" for an 1:23 (at 15:39) and having accomplished very little so far tells me how much experience he and others have talking to people like her. which is really sad and despicable.
The mailman line absolutely killed me. "And oh, the mailman! He comes in sometimes!" I bet he does Barbie...I bet he does...
@tsfbaf303
4 жыл бұрын
😏
“WHAT GOOD HEAVENS”. “Wow there are 52 weeks in a year” wow it is nice talking to u
@Art7220
4 жыл бұрын
Kitboga was on CBC Marketplace. I'm surprised he's not plugging that here. Busting Tech Support Scammers.
@MrItzduke
4 жыл бұрын
Art7220 what video was he in??
@marcoantoniomirandar
4 жыл бұрын
PRIME TIME TELEVISION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Wow this scammer is actually quite convincing & seems like one of the more patient ones too Thanks for keeping us informed & entertained!
“new phone who dis” omg i love when he says that
"New phone, who dis?" LMAO
@ThatGuyWhoHides
4 жыл бұрын
Love when he does that to them
@Cjaiceman
4 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said that, lol
@aminthemar
4 жыл бұрын
15:35
@kbs1212
4 жыл бұрын
aminthemar Thanks for the time stamp, so much easier.
@souradeepsengupta4269
4 жыл бұрын
That's my favourite line. I'm sending the cops to your address right now. BTW, do you care to share your address please.
It's taken me over 50 years to finally know what I want to do when I grow up - piss off scammers!
Have you considered messing with the group policies to prevent them from syskeying hiding icons disabling things etc? Might be fun to watch them struggle against that when they get angry.
@theenzoferrari458
2 жыл бұрын
*WHAT IS THAT PLEASE EXPLAIN*
@marcin_szerawski
2 жыл бұрын
@@theenzoferrari458 are you talking about syakeying or group policies or what do you wanna know?
@anthonybf2
Жыл бұрын
you can just go to the system32 folder and rename syskey.exe to anything else and when they look for syskey they won't find it and they will be too dumb to go to that system32 folder
@im2yys4u81
Жыл бұрын
@@anthonybf2 Exactly. I love renaming files. I'd give my seat in hell to see the look on their face when they type syskey into the cmd window and it comes back "syskey is not recognized."
“25 is 52 backwards!” Instant death mechanic.
Edna HAS to be my favourite character for sure. I just found this channel & I've been binge watching since yesterday 😁
@NordicVigilante
4 жыл бұрын
Edna is the absolute best character that kit has so far!
@1DaTJo
4 жыл бұрын
Me too, I’ve done four hours on my BIRTHDAY!
@carrielucas5672
4 жыл бұрын
Victoria Morrison hope you are enjoying as much as I am!!! Omg lmao 😹😹😹
@victoriamorrison5184
4 жыл бұрын
Still am enjoying, everyone!
@rickyeaton8974
4 жыл бұрын
we need the death sentance for this. Im being totally honest this is the pits. if you dont want to mercyifully put these scum out of thier misery. We can tattoo thier heads and refuse to sell them food. By No means should they be allowed to go back to thier own country.
Edna is hilarious 😂 she cries,she rants,she frustrates,she makes me smile lol
@souradeepsengupta4269
4 жыл бұрын
Edna is ❤
@514lili
4 жыл бұрын
She makes me miss my grandma 😭😂
@SungPraise
4 жыл бұрын
She protecc, she attacc, she provide anti-hacc
@Sagir32
4 жыл бұрын
I love her ramblings, 😂
@AcousticGString
3 жыл бұрын
Lol, didn't Kit name this one Barbara "Barbie" Kendall though? The scammer called her Barbie Doll all creepy like too.
"Who can make firewall - not Crisco" - I rotld'ed
2:30 “I don’t look a day over 17... HĖ HÊ HË HĒ” 😂😂😂
@ThePianiolist
2 жыл бұрын
@unitenotdivide 😂😂😂
“I sent a urine sample to the wrong address”
@joshuanorris5860
4 жыл бұрын
Did you notice that he talked the ears off of "kevin" so bad that he gave up right away and had to find "James" again lol! "Ohhhh your from my doctor" he litterally didnt get another word in after that lol
@veryclaro
4 жыл бұрын
iPee Address :)))
@KermitFrazierdotcom
4 жыл бұрын
Matt Brown ☆ Thank God & Little Green Bananas it wasn't a Stool Sample!
@chrissy93x
4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO the way he rambles on incoherent stories is the funniest thing and the scammer is like getting a headache from it
@PrayerWarriorAnii
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhahahah
When I'm down a Kitboga video is medicine. The minute I heard those kids screaming out the window I lost it!!!
@Doriamo
4 жыл бұрын
Same! These videos relax me.
@soulfuzz368
4 жыл бұрын
KristenSoprano your voice is medicine
@Zlove73shorts
4 жыл бұрын
I love when he does that xD it sounds so legit
@KanwarAnand
4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@dreamonline1996
4 жыл бұрын
I legit have fallen asleep 3 or more times to his videos. I love it
"I did'nt know that you are from my doctor's office...I had been having trouble with peeing - and the 'I pee' address or whatever you call it - I accidently sent the urine to the wrong address ...I had no idea that it's gonna cause problems on my computer ..I had been having trouble with my stool samples too..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aaah, that rant about sending his urine to the doctor! 😂😂😂
I love when this guy laughs off mic and just makes faces silently it makes what’s happening even funnier
@sjshshehe7893
3 жыл бұрын
I just like it when you can see his eyebrows arch over his sun glasses
@PhenomRom
3 жыл бұрын
@@sjshshehe7893 lmao same
Edna what's your name Scammer.. James Edna.. flames.. 😂😂
@SuperCarcher
4 жыл бұрын
Bethany Scobbie that was funny.
@bethanyscobbie1037
4 жыл бұрын
@@SuperCarcher it certainly made me smile .. especially with how smooth he did it .. if on the other end of that call ; you would have thought there was a mature lady making a lil mistake lol so cool
@bobby_greene
4 жыл бұрын
This is Kevin, a senior technition
Lol I like the sound effect he plays after "yelling" at the kids of them screaming and running away. What does grandma look like to elicit that reaction? Cracks me up.
Thank you for doing these! Love how informative your videos are and the comedy is definitely a plus! Appreciate you 😊
Barbie Kendall.. That’s so good. 😂
@SonyaJeanette
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was awesome!
@AndersonKao
4 жыл бұрын
Kentoll
@xKapnKrunch
4 жыл бұрын
Whats up fellow oregonian...
@taunjabrockway6760
4 жыл бұрын
It's Kendoll
@alicemorton9145
4 жыл бұрын
Barbie and Ken.....Doll👬
At about 17:45 a voice says "what the hell is wrong with this crazy woman, she is stupid" roughly translated. Lol
@macssimpson183
4 жыл бұрын
nice one for the translation bud, have a good day.
@jdmnissan
4 жыл бұрын
He is
@SvobodovaEva
4 жыл бұрын
@@macssimpson183 I doubt this person translated anything, I bet they guessed it 😂 you can't properly hear what he's saying
@strangeandwonderful247
4 жыл бұрын
@@SvobodovaEva well since my mother is Hindi and my father is American, I grew up for 14 years in India. Little province outside of Bangladesh called Fatulla. It is just Southeast of Dhaka region. But you're right. I grew up speaking the language even learned Tamil decent enough. I had to learn American English as ESL. So yes I know not the language I was taught from birth. How did you ever guess?? You caught me. मैं मूल रूप से भारत से हूं और कुछ तमिल भी बोलता हूं . जो आप नहीं समझते उससे नफरत मत करो। टूटी हुई घडी भी दिन में दो बार सही समय पर होती है। But yes, I do t know the language or speak or write it. I just guess with amazing accurately
@SvobodovaEva
4 жыл бұрын
@@strangeandwonderful247 In that case, sorry, it's super common that people translate what the scammers say and you get 20 different translations from 20 different people, because they're all bluffing.
I’ve been binge watching your channel for the last week. You are so hilarious and also I’m so impressed with everything you’re able to do and understand. This is brilliant. Thank you for doing this. It’s amazing!
I LOVE WHEN KIT BRINGS UP ALL KINDS OF STUFF THAT REALY FRUSTRATE THEM SO MUCH!
Do you think these guys are playing 52 pickup after this? (Bad joke, but I wanted to connect it to the 52 conspiracy brewing...)
@preshnii-chan7368
4 жыл бұрын
Has *52 goldfish*
@MrJtappin
4 жыл бұрын
Acting skills second to none. And 52 years ago Che gavara was captured (almost to the day) . Granny doesn't like communists
@shockthetoast
4 жыл бұрын
I don't think they are playing 52 pickup, because I don't think they are playing with a full deck...
@ctwomey
4 жыл бұрын
Kit, I'm probably one of your oldest....and biggest.....fans! Your growth as an entertainer is off the charts, friend. I also love how you keep things wholesome. On your side of the convo, at least. Keep on fighting the good fight. The world needs ya!
@carlosedwardos
4 жыл бұрын
ummmm, could you do me a favor and ♫ just wait a moment! ♫
I lost it at the "get outtaa here" like a hag
@peggyfillmore1971
4 жыл бұрын
Me too 😂😂
@HeatherLee__
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@timothynelissen948
4 жыл бұрын
The kids screaming in the back ground afterward legitimately made me laugh till two drops of pee came out
@elizabethbathory8070
4 жыл бұрын
@@timothynelissen948 omg
All of your videos are PURE GOLD!!! AMAZINGLY DONE MAN!!!!
You are a genius my boy. Keep up the great work and entertainment.
When he asked if her name was Barbie doll and he said no Kendall LMAO
@NineEyeRon
4 жыл бұрын
OMG I JUST GOT THIS!!!! I...CANT...BREA...THE
@natashakendall9586
3 жыл бұрын
I am the original Kendall