“Stop it” *internal alligator screams of rage*

@KamenRiderRaiden

11 ай бұрын

Gator: Did this motherfuckier...?!

@flying4tress216

11 ай бұрын

Do you mean gecko

@thegermanfool8953

8 ай бұрын

I don't know man that looks like a dog.

@winkingdragon463

7 ай бұрын

This comment is hilarious

@pix1waffals381

4 ай бұрын

Bro rally said: no baaad boy

Weird ass cat, but cute.

@fatjontredhaku388

11 ай бұрын

Florida CAT welcome to Florida

@aname375

11 ай бұрын

It’s not a cat🙄🙄 it’s obviously a pig.

@meridiasbeacon7669

11 ай бұрын

A gato, you could say even

@rushikeshtapre8620

11 ай бұрын

If that's a cat it's a fucked up looking cat

@jackkhiangte2775

11 ай бұрын

U guys blind, its pyton.

That chinchilla is really angry

@dilofozaurus8332

8 ай бұрын

Nah bro thats a hampster

@ffilez

6 ай бұрын

@@dilofozaurus8332yall bilnd is a bird

@SoapMuncher465

5 ай бұрын

nah bro its a angry pitbull

@hootysnaf

5 ай бұрын

a literal Owl

@user-bi9qj5mw8g

Ай бұрын

ACTUALLY, it’s a cheez it

That is the cutest "stop it.... be good!" Gator was all "GO FUCK YOURSELF TONY!"

@scp-001thescarletking

5 ай бұрын

That’s no gator it’s clearly a puppy

@user-og2ct2kv7h

4 ай бұрын

Him no i Will not stop rages

@pineapple_pen

3 ай бұрын

Who is tony?

Man: "Be good" Gator: "NEVER"

@TheFirstPotato

Жыл бұрын

Gator: so anyway I started snappin'!

@Error-rl2wt

11 ай бұрын

I think you mean gecko or swamp puppy

@PyrrhiaStrike

11 ай бұрын

​@@Error-rl2wtDANG IT!!!!! thought I had it right. Oh well 😂

@TheBrittishTroll

6 ай бұрын

Famous last words. That gator was brave, but there isn’t much u can do against a native Florida man. R.I.P Gator

That lil jump 😭

@7pinky334

Жыл бұрын

Fr he's so cute

@ace1x177

Жыл бұрын

He might look cute but that thing can chomp your fingers off

@PurpleShadow108

Жыл бұрын

​@@ace1x177 so can you..?

@baldmista1907

Жыл бұрын

@@ace1x177 I can also chomp your fingers off

@hellgazer8370

Жыл бұрын

*spring sfx*

"Shut."

that's a strange dog

@kaydienyoung3432

11 ай бұрын

cute little swamp puppy

This is probably the single best way to stop a gator. They have tremendous bite force, but that's about it, they have almost no power to reopen it if you're holding it shut

@happytoaster5682

Жыл бұрын

It's the best way, if you succeed.. Keep your distance

@ithewho6603

Жыл бұрын

But they are very strong, even the small ones. I've seen strong men struggle with holding small trashing gators and crocs.

@hecxhockgames4114

Жыл бұрын

@@ithewho6603 the body yes, the mouth, weak XD to open at least

@Cheesepuff8

Жыл бұрын

Unless it decides to bite your hand, then you’re screwed

@dragonriderabens9761

Жыл бұрын

@@Cheesepuff8 the bite itself isn’t that bad from a lil guy like this It will hurt like hell, and it would be wise to seek medical attention, but it isn’t inherently life threatening It’s the death roll that almost immediately follows that will rip your hand off and cause you to bleed out

how has this not blown up? this is literally the funniest alligator/human interaction ive ever seen and that pathetic lunge at him for man handling him looool Edit: 10k likes, dang thanks y'all 👏👏🫡

@5GentleGiants

Жыл бұрын

Cutest little lunge lol

@bricknolty5478

Жыл бұрын

His whole channel is like this! 😂 Youre getting in at the beginning of something beautiful

@charlessousa9834

Жыл бұрын

That’s not an alligator, it’s a swamp puppy

@EarthshakerOnamazu

Жыл бұрын

its a lil guy lol

@perrytheplumberplatypus8976

Жыл бұрын

You need to see the one where it acts like a dog and the guy pets it

“Be good” .. “FUCK YA”

@gregbloch2644

5 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Danger gecko

Bro really said to the alligator, *S H U T*.

@psilocybicacid7667

Жыл бұрын

Bro really said 🤏🐊

@TheRealCaptainFreedom

11 ай бұрын

I missec that part.

@psilocybicacid7667

11 ай бұрын

Editing your comment to talk about the likes immediately ruins it every time. I'm taking back my like bro :/

@faintduch6630

10 ай бұрын

🤏

@etdaman5332

9 ай бұрын

@@hazeldum You're welcome. :)

Gecko?

@Dabawz_Lafrance

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, and a big one too

@TheV8Pumpkin

Жыл бұрын

Swamp puppy

@wethobgoblin2740

Жыл бұрын

Yeah giant wakandian salamander

@bluesapphire2693

Жыл бұрын

Prehistoric lizards

@SixSilverStones

Жыл бұрын

That’s a gator right there

That's a cute swamp puppy

Gator: “… HOW DARE YOU!”

THE Florida man

@Gayfeatherwarriorcats

Жыл бұрын

you wouldnt do this?? its just a baby

@INDORAPTOR.______.688

11 ай бұрын

​@@Gayfeatherwarriorcatsid say its more of a small juvenile but yea

@Gayfeatherwarriorcats

11 ай бұрын

@@INDORAPTOR.______.688 average reddit intellectual over here

Awe, the little jump at the end 😂

@AnteFuerst

Жыл бұрын

That was cute ❤😂

@DrippyPlayz1

Жыл бұрын

Hes The Cutest Killer Alligator I Ever Seen🥰

@overhauledunderpaid6469

Жыл бұрын

*aww

@elijahmckenzie9207

Жыл бұрын

Crazy how an alligators attempt at ruthlessly killing a human is cute 🤣

@90skidcultist

11 ай бұрын

It wants to death roll his neck…💀

The jump😭😭

What kind of dog is that

@flairthewolfhybridprincess

6 ай бұрын

tis a swamp puppy

Alligator comes up hissing Pans camera away for three seconds Is now holding alligator by the mouth

@joeyrioux1233

Жыл бұрын

Anime

@partyponyz1239

Жыл бұрын

Tbf they can't really put a lot of force into opening their jaws because all the muscle is focused on closing so prey can't escape

@coolmanpantsman

Жыл бұрын

reminds me of a similar clip where the camera panned away at the last second of a charging gator. _i think they didnt want to show the gator disintegrating from getting to close to florida man_

@Julia_Speaks

Жыл бұрын

This may be the finest video from him I’ve seen yet. It’s just…perfect.

@Elijahking-us3ti

11 ай бұрын

This is normal in Florida

Oh my god that little jump 😭 he's trying his best

Australian geckos be like:

Bro jumped

"Hey just give me them digits. You got 10 after all " lol

@howdoichangemyprofilepictu9839

Жыл бұрын

Any decent florida man will eventually commit the kind deed of donating fingers, either to the local wildlife or to a bandsaw while creating some miraculous (janky) device

Fun fact: Alligators (and other crocodilians) have so much jaw muscle allocated to biting down that they are actually pretty weak on the “opening” part. A person could easily hold a crocs mouth shut as long as they don’t death role or pull away.

@mitchellwright5478

Жыл бұрын

Pretty big ‘but’ at that end there

@stingerjohnny9951

Жыл бұрын

@@mitchellwright5478 Well Yeah, a gator ain’t gonna just let you mess with their mouth. But if you ever need to wrestle a gator, it’s useful information. 😊

@Redbird_

Жыл бұрын

"Death rool"

@catpoke9557

Жыл бұрын

Their mouth can even be held shut with a thin layer of tape. It's pretty funny

@am_Nein

11 ай бұрын

Funny. Skill points all spent on the chompers, hehe.

Gator: I have one of the strongest bite forces. This guy: Oh yeah? Well can you open with that same strength?

He just risks his own hand to shut the alligator/crocodiles mouth damn he brave

@Reptile_Gecko

Жыл бұрын

they don't really have much strength when opening their mouth, it's actually pretty easy, it's closing where the force comes in.

@100mcuber4

Жыл бұрын

@@Reptile_Gecko WOOOWWW NO WAY! I NEVER KNEW AN OPENING MOUTH DIDN'T HAVE A LOT OF FORCE!

@catpoke9557

Жыл бұрын

@@100mcuber4 I don't think you understand. Crocodilians have this ESPECIALLY bad. It takes almost no pressure to keep their mouth shut. Most creatures can resist it to some extent at least but with crocodilians you just need to put minimal effort and their mouth will stay firmly shut

@100mcuber4

Жыл бұрын

@@catpoke9557 i also meant he's risking his arm as in if he gets bitten, not that he's holding the crocs mouth.

@BonQeeqeethe3rd320

11 ай бұрын

It’s a gator

He’s like “NO!!!! I WILL NOT BE GOOD!!” with that little jump XD

It’s always those lil whipper-snappers giving you attitude 😂😂😂

Mf is brave enough to just walk in a bank that’s getting robbed by the Payday Gang and yank their guns out of their hands saying “Gimme those, go to the police station.”

Best dog in Florida:

Sooo cute! Little gator was just saying hi

@JosephsJungle8

11 ай бұрын

It wasn’t trying to say hi 💀 they don’t say hi and they can’t say hi 💀

This Reminds me about a dream I had where I did the same thing to a good 10 footer. I did it afraid… but I was able to keep him from pursuing me.

This is kinda cute

All I could think of when he jumped was yippeee

Why were you banned on tiktok

@Hartleymolly

Жыл бұрын

he was banned?

@nateworthy530

Жыл бұрын

He keeps showing his enormous balls

@drawingonly8383

Жыл бұрын

@@Hartleymolly probably for some stupid stuff but are we surprised?

@Narutouzumaki045

Жыл бұрын

​@@drawingonly8383 ya no

@youlig1

Жыл бұрын

he is white, and they hate white people....

Probably the funniest alligator and human moment ever😂

I love how the alligator’s mouth was wide open and then just a flick of the camera then it’s closed.

Nice puppy you got there 🫡

It’s weird, but they’re so freaking cute🤣🤣

Dude that is so dangerous... Doesnt that alligator know its too dangerous to be THAT CLOSE To a Florida Man? Geez....

Looks like wild instinct keckin in.hes aiming the mans head to take a bite

Honestly I think he wants u to feed him by hand catch a fish and donate it to him he will be a buddy for life..

@jamiecrawford7220

Жыл бұрын

Tizz he Wizz

@DevastationOccursNow

Жыл бұрын

Nice hand ya got there, u gon eat that?

Cute puppy bro

When you called him “Gecko” he took it personal

That is a pretty nice monkey you have there. I am not sure why it is trying to bite tho.

Gecko(?): "You can't tell me what to do!"

The leap at the end killed me 😂😂😂

The way he immediately jumped for your face was actually hilarious 😂

Easiest way to tell that someone is Floridian or was raised in Florida for most of their life

There’s a quote from RDR2 about this… “The little gators are fast and angry while the big gators are slow and lazy.”

Bro entered ultra insticts mode and caught his mouth💀

He can snap his jaws shut with the force of a bear trap. And yet a bulldog clip would destroy him utterly, I love him

That's a big gecko

Aww he's tiny

Really went "👌 Shut"

Fun fact, alligators put almost all of their jaw strength into closing up tight, it is really easy to just keep their mouths closed

"Be good!" "Fuck you, John!"

"Be good" Bru wth you are literally talking to a baby crocodile!❤

@JosephsJungle8

11 ай бұрын

Imagine calling it a crocodile

@Country0ddsquad

11 ай бұрын

@@JosephsJungle8 ok, apologies, alligator.

aww it’s so cute what breed of dog is that?

The swamp cats are sassy today too

That's such a cute little gecko 😊

ITS SO ADORABLE

deer's sure be looking weird around this time

What a tiny gecko

Look at this little swamp puppy It's so cute

Florida man: it's over. I have the high ground geckko Geckko/Baby Alli: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER

Croc : **Reptilian slur** Human : *Shut*

Precious swamp gecko🐊

That jump at the end adorable for some reason 😂

Awww he's just a lil' feller needs to learn some manners -local floridian

Whatta nice water pup🤣 the puppies from my doggy got the same attitude this is adorable

"Be good" "no, no I dont think I will."

They have almost no power opening their jaws but INSANE power closing them

A friendly swamp puppy

When did 8-3 years old alligator became Gecko(Care to explain?)?

@zumbimaluco

Жыл бұрын

this is a common joke on swampy areas around the world. Even in Brazil we jokelly call alligators geckos in the Pantanal area

@BonQeeqeethe3rd320

11 ай бұрын

I don’t think there are alligators in Brazil

@zumbimaluco

11 ай бұрын

@@BonQeeqeethe3rd320 there are alligators in Brazil, what we dont have here is crocodiles

@BonQeeqeethe3rd320

11 ай бұрын

@@zumbimaluco they’re called caiman not alligators

@Panchoproductions2069

11 ай бұрын

​@@BonQeeqeethe3rd320you are so insufferable

You can see that anger in his eyes.

That small jump at the end got me crackin up

Woah amazing pet gecko

What kind of demon muppet was that two videos ago-

@MrProject_Wolf

Жыл бұрын

I just went too look and was like what tf was that 😂😂

@major_kukri2430

Жыл бұрын

I think it was a potoo

@riekivonwielligh6102

Жыл бұрын

Was wondering too. Why are comments off on interesting clips 🤔

@Kbillvol3

Жыл бұрын

Yeaaaa wtf😂😂

This is the most florida man video I've ever seen

That swamp doggo wants you so bad it must have alot of emotions rn💀

Such a cute swamp puppy!

OBJ OBJ... OBJ OBJ..OBJ

Your dog is sick.

The little jump at the end though was kinda cute XD

“stop it. be good” “no, i don’t think i will”

gotta keep your lizards in check

guys what are you talking about that is CLEARLY a parrot

“Be good” Frog laugh

The ultimate "shush"

That right there is a water puppy.

Pretty sure thats a salamander

This man can see the most deadly animal in the world other than humans rapidly approaching him and say that’s so cute,Yoink

That jump is so cute

I love your videos bro I be laughing the entire time your videos is on, you gotta understand sarcasm a little to laugh but it’s too funny💙🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Gimme piece tho"

LMAO, that leap at the end was like a lemming.

That lil meow meow, fucking love it