It's like a game design student procrastinated for an entire semester then the night before finals, threw this together, got mad that their grade ended up being a flat 0 and released this on steam at a high price to "prove the teacher wrong".

@murathanbalik

11 ай бұрын

I can do a better game in 1 hour.

@ExhaustedAmateur

11 ай бұрын

@@murathanbalikhonestly i actually believe you

@Mori_Kaida

11 ай бұрын

@@murathanbalikI can do a worse game in 1 hour

@murathanbalik

11 ай бұрын

@@Mori_Kaida Forgive me but I kinda doubt it 😀

@Mori_Kaida

11 ай бұрын

@@murathanbalik no seriously, I know NOTHING about coding or anything.

This game is so well made it should be double the money

@shadowhunter2668

11 ай бұрын

It should be double this price if it's on a 90% sale

@easytutorialsfortyingshoel6705

11 ай бұрын

Omg thank you finally someone who uses sarcasm

@cantaloupe8493

11 ай бұрын

TRIPLE IT!!

@muishaggyssjss1902

11 ай бұрын

Nah it needs to be 100 times the amount bcuz it’s really cheap for this gameplay

@Abyss10n

11 ай бұрын

Double it and give it to the next person

You are literally the ONLY person I would ever expect to willingly pay $170 for something like that, and still complement it. Also, I think the reason the jump button was broken is because, like the art, the code for the game was also made in MS Paint.

@hiimapenguin

10 ай бұрын

Lol

@cowking7987

10 ай бұрын

This is a beautiful comment, thank you for making me laugh

@Blue_here_5

10 ай бұрын

🤣

@Revaxpro

10 ай бұрын

I think it was maybe made in PowerPoint instead.

This is actually genious, it was probably made in a few hours and even if a single person buys it, the creator gets huge profit

@recca01982

10 ай бұрын

except steam support will allow you to refund it within 2 hours. And he finished it in 45ish minutes. Here's hoping he refunded it.

@aparou647

10 ай бұрын

@@recca01982why would you refund this masterpiece?

@ThegamerMatt.

10 ай бұрын

@@aparou647it was made in 10 minutes

@SnufflySpy

10 ай бұрын

Until you realize their is a refund option

@notyou8508

7 ай бұрын

​@@recca01982there is one review from a person who had 18 hours in it. So the creator did probably make profit.

This is the first time i can recall ever seeing DF being genuinely annoyed playing a game. Wow

I'd say it's a -10/10. A game all AAA studios should aspire to be.

@Ragnarra

10 ай бұрын

-17/10

@Blue_here_5

10 ай бұрын

20/10

I love how DF wanted to see a dragon spewing fireballs in an animated fashion, and 100 odd steps later dragon with animated fireballs. Foresight.

As an indie game dev, I can attest to how beautifully made this game is. It takes pure skill and genius to make something so... whatever this is. 😅

Just the sound of the spacebar being pressed 50x per second in the background every time he tries to jump killed me lol

I think I understand why it doesn't jump always. I think you have to press the button at a time were it calculates the next timestep. So jumping is a frameperfect trick.

@Nevir202

11 ай бұрын

Ya, pretty sure you are right. but that's IF it only detects the press, and not the keydown state. Because if it can detect the latter, he could have just kept holding the spacebar lol. I kinda think that might have been the case, because it it was really frame perfect, I'd have actually expected it to be even LESS consistent lol.

@fuzzyotterpaws4395

10 ай бұрын

I have no idea what this means XD

@hencethebeetroot

10 ай бұрын

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 in layman's terms the jump check doesn't account for if the player jumped while the program was busy checking other stuff

@oboo1225

10 ай бұрын

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395its kind of like every now and then the game asks you if you want to jump and otherwise it ignores you.

@MelodicTurtleMetal

10 ай бұрын

My guess would be that the jump script is waiting for model to be on the ground, but the collision box doesn't perfectly match up, so it thinks it's already in the air

Suddenly I have confidence in my ability to develop a game.

I surprised it isnt EA who made it

@RealGiyuTomioka

11 ай бұрын

I have to… LEARN GRAMMAR

@BlitzTheFoxi

11 ай бұрын

@@RealGiyuTomioka bro he clearly doesnt speak english as his first language dont be cringe

@RealGiyuTomioka

11 ай бұрын

Well sorry I guess

@dimazkamaz

11 ай бұрын

@@BlitzTheFoxi Yeah Im Ukrainian

@RealGiyuTomioka

11 ай бұрын

Well do you want me to delete the comment as it’s clearly going to cause world war 4?

😂😂😂 DF being snarky with his enotionless calm voice really cracks me up.

@CraigEngbrecht

11 ай бұрын

100% I would be SO Enraged. HAHAHAH

That price tag is either insanity, a typo, or an intentional deterrence.

If this game was made in unity, I assume the developer checked for inputs in FixedUpdate instead of Update. FixedUpdate is for stuff like physics calculation (which was probably used for the controlling the character). However FixedUpdate is not called every frame, so inputs like pressing a key can get lost if pressed at the wrong time.

@loermansw

11 ай бұрын

What do you mean with fixedupdate not getting called every frame? The engine calls FixedUpdate once every 0.02 seconds, or 50x per second, independently of framerate. Yeah it doesn't call every frame but I remember that's not an issue for input detection, though I'd have to go back and check on some of my old projects to confirm.

@djeurissen111

11 ай бұрын

As you said, FixedUpdate is not called every frame. This is not an issue for some inputs like GetAxis that return a floating point value. But boolean inputs like pressing a key is frame perfect, so skipping frames with FixedUpdate will miss those inputs

@BrunisPistol

11 ай бұрын

@@loermansw I believe the issue would come from also using onPress methods for input detection, which iirc only registers the input exactly once on the frame it is pressed. If implemented in fixed update, then there's a chance it won't line up with the actual frames and miss the one where the button press was reported. Been a minute since I used unity though, educated guess at best

@danitho

11 ай бұрын

@@loermansw I don't even code like that but... "What do you mean it's not called every frame?" Then literally a sentence later: "Yeah, it doesn't call every frame..." That was hilarious to read. Just take a bit of time to think through what you're saying. I mean this in the most benign way possible btw

@glebglub

11 ай бұрын

oh you young whippersnappers. back in MY day we had keyboards and mice using the PS2 jack, not USB, that sent interrupt signals directly to the CPU! no need for an input to be detected when it's punching the CPU in the face to tell it there is one

After a free game that is surprisingly well made, there's this... Well, can't complain, DF is entertaining regardless, and cudos to Editor-san major skills in making this!

Ubi Soft & EA are taking notes from this game.

when making gravity, if the collider touches the ground and the developer sets the vertical velocity to zero instead of something small to keep pushing the character down, it can cause it to be a bit janky for on ground detection.

Please let the play time be less than 2 hours, for refund purposes. The steam page even tells you to refund it. Edit: I have now finished the video. And yes, less than an hour. 0/10 game.

@notbob555

11 ай бұрын

Fun fact. You can refund a game after 2 hours. You can even refund dlcs and things. You just need to make a claim and wait for an employee to confirm it. Happens in only a few hours every time for me. (Probably take longer if you dont do it during business hours). No guarantee if you'll get the refund, but I havent had 1 denied yet.

@HelioV1

11 ай бұрын

@@notbob555 under 2 hours you can just refund for any reason, i assume if you tell them that it took a long time to get used to the controls and you still didnt like it, they would probably still give a refund if it was like 2-4 hours

@0fficialr3d

11 ай бұрын

I played a game for 2 hours 5 minutes and it got denied. I stil have the game and never played it again....

@Fueled_Battery

11 ай бұрын

@@0fficialr3d i had 2 and a half hours on dark souls and i got a refund because i told them it made me destroy my keyboard stand... which it did.

@notbob555

11 ай бұрын

@@HelioV1 I'm well aware my guy

I just confirmed that I can watch DF play any crap for 20 minutes without question. and have fun in the process. Love iu

This game is so well made i couldn't even finish the video

10/10 really beautiful artwork control movements 10000000/10 the money well spent,the children crying over their wasted money,truly beautiful!

i think this is the first game that he has uploaded that he did not enjoy at all

QUICK, DF, YOU BEAT THE GAME IN 40 MINUTES! you can STILL GET A REFUND If you play a game under 2 hours and its in your library for less than 2 weeks, then you can get a refund

I wanna see a speedrun of this

I love how at a certain point you can hear DF furiously mashing the space button in the bg 😂

This game makes me cry from it’s beauty, I feel as though the greatest artists would nay they definitely will come back just to get a glimpse at this. The greatest philosophers would ponder this game’s existence of why, how, and mainly when did this come to be? What is said game’s purpose? It might be to bring peace on Earth because of the price only the richest of people would buy and play this, then playing this would lead to them becoming the purest of people on Earth! Then they will train to be stronger than Goku and become the protectors of Earth, after that they would form the Z fighters!! This is when they would try to find the One Piece! That is all😊😊 9999999/9999999

I love that DF couldn't even BS at the end. He went "0" and went on with his day, trying to forget what he just experienced.

POV the Devs seeing someone bought their game:🤐🤣😯⁉️

This looks like GameMaker The jump issue is probably because it doesn't see floor beneath your character. I ran into it when I mad a similar game

100/100, a perfect game that taught me the importance of collecting my unhappiness.

the jump button not working is actually genius, because its a very obvious but sneaky way to pander the game time! that way you cant refund!! 10/10 would buy 4 copies

i don't think ive seen a KZreadr criticize a game so much, in all fairness the game deserves it i would rate this game "you fell into a pit" out of "screaming eternally in the depths of hell where every once in a while the lord of darkness says "skill issue" to you and leaves."

ofcourse DF spends 200 dollars on a game after a free game

This looks like something that should of come out 40 years ago.

video games are DANGEROUSLY funny /overstimulating everyone who plays videogames, you deserve what you get from doing it, (or preferably... what you LOSE from doing it)

Still better than some release day AAA titles.

It's called the cost equivalency fallacy. "It's so expensive it must be high quality or well thought out" then when a fool and their money get parted the suffer the sunk cost fallacy "i paid so much i have to use this or keep it" and the worst part is how many sales this game has.

I find it so funny how you can tell he's frustrated despite sounding so emotionless.

For a man who loves his auto-clicker, DF is strangely reluctant to use his auto-keypresser.

I honestly can't believe you suffered through that whole experience xD I would've probably just yeeted it as soon as I figured the jump button issue- As for why the jump isn't working I suppose with my limited knowledge of C# there's probably some arbitrary variable that needs to be met- Maybe it generates a random number on space bar press between 1 and 10 and if the number is 6 it jumps or something xD

The jumping made me remember myself whenever I try to make the jump mechanic first attempt

The best game of the decade

i'm surprised DF didn't give this game a -10/10 score.

I cant explain how beautiful it is❤😢

This looks like the type of game that even pirating it would give me buyers remorse

Gotta love how the greatest games are free, and the most low quality games seem to cost way too much money

I feel like DF will be the only one to actually pay for this game.

@Aesculathehyena

11 ай бұрын

And yet the dev still made a profit

@michaelhammond1389

11 ай бұрын

@@Aesculathehyena nah on steam u can refund a game if u have played less then 2 hours

@cursedhfy3558

9 ай бұрын

​@@michaelhammond1389Yes, but even if only DF didn't refund it, that is still a profit.

DF had to pull every ounce of patients he has for this game

its either a social experiment, satire, or something special will happen once you do the game a particular amount of times

I just want to take moment to appreciate all that DF does. His videos always make me smile. ❤️

I like watching DF, he spends money so I don’t have to x)

The gun fire for no reason 🤣🔥best editor

I feel like this game was specifically designed and priced to tempt DF and only DF into buying it because we all know he wouldn't be able to resist

when it comes to the question-ability of the jump, I assume it checks if you are clipped into the ground to let you jump; this would lead to inconsistencies because of the collision system. This is just my first thought as I have made my fair share of questionable 2d platforming engines. Also if this was hard to read, I’m sorry, I wrote this at 1 in the morning. ok goodnight

amazing and worth the money 20/10

This isn't a game, it's a social commentary

your sacrifice did not go unappreciated

My life has been changed by this. I finally got a house, wife, kids, and this game.

I love how you can barely hear him smashing his keyboard to jump

"They say it's good no matter what the actual quality is..." Apple moment

Why am I watching this? Eating dinner. :) I always have a DF video on during or after dinner. Rating? 8/10, needs more dragons. :)

editor seems to be a nice guy

I've never seen DF rage before, he's scary when he's mad, so passive aggy

I love it vids keep up the good work

It’s pretty nice to have to press the space bar 10x to jump, I have to press the space bar 100x

0 cost money, 200 profit, the dev won

here's my perspective as a junior game dev. assuming this was made in unity (which i'm getting the vibe it is). those issues with not jumping properly can often be caused by detecting if the player is directly colliding with the platforms, you usually want to give some leeway for this reason and have a special collider that doesn't have physics, just checks if you're on the ground. also if the creator decided to let unity auto-generate the colliders instead of just using box colliders... it can cause unfortunate shenanigans with collisions not being detected accurately. as for the being stuck on walls that looks like the default physics in full effect. to fix that you can just disable or lower the friction

It’s interesting reading the reviews on this game on steam. Like it’s a real mixed bag but it’s an interesting read.

This game fills me with senseless rage and I'm not even the one playing.

This is truly GOTY with what the price is. All they have to do is pay off the people with the income made.

Something about him suffering for once and not the game, feels fair 😂

Yo, can we talk about how DF unintentionally predicted the dragons in this game!

This game is modern art mixed with performance art. I like the way it looks, not how it handles.

I could buy every single DLC in the sims and not get as much entertainment compared to this video

Truly a game of all time. Its got many things like graphics, controls, and levels. I'm sure its got a rating out of ten. All that for the low, low, price of almoat 200$ truly a game you can look at and say that exists.

DF you make some of the best videos I've ever seen. keep it up you are doing great!

And by buying it, you've encouraged the creator to make a DLC!

DF, wanted to thank you for your many game suggestions over the years. I think this game has replay-ability coming out of its ears. Edit: sorry, that was my ears... and my melted brain leaking out. My bad. Still, love your stuff, DF!

@danitho

11 ай бұрын

😂

Ah yes, quality content. Could have bought, I don’t know.. a Kolpin UTV windshield full fixed rear and roof combo black, but the game is the better option

Is the brown ropes not a “ladder” up kind of thing and then the green ones “vines” help you go down, if needed? Or to slow your fall at least?

My bet is that the unreliable jump is the dev preventing the player from double-jumping. Instead of detecting when the character was touching the ground, they put a timer on being able to use jump again....and set it for way too long; probably to prevent it from being used again while halfway down a pit.

You can almost taste the passive-agressiveness in his voice

I'll put this on Steam wishlist and wait for it to be -99% off sale. Seriously though, did the dev just put a zero at the end of the price by mistake?

I must confess I was totally caught up in the storyline.....specially the plot twist with the end boss.....totally worth every single penny 👍😇

Ngl this looks exactly like the first game i made, except my jump worked at least

I watched every ad with the volume on. R.I.P, bro.

My heart was pounding like a squirrel

U know u f-ed up when Df apologizes for makin u watch 🤣🤣🤣

Thank you for this video! 😀💐

Review for the game: "Came for the intrigue, stayed for the bevels. Stuck in a pit. 0/1 would not recommend."

11/10 Never seen a game thats more worth it

I assume they made the jump button like that as a quick way to stop being able to jump multiple times mid air by just adding a cooldown or something

Is this the new cod with the movement we been waiting for.

I think this game is truly a 1/1 game

I genuinely appreciate you playing these crappy games so I don't have to. I'd be dying of curiosity if I saw that on Steam, but i don't have $170 to gamble with.

I give this AAAAA game a completely unbiased rating of SunkCostFallacy/10.

I want to see a speedrun of this game

I give this game 7 packs of noodles out of crippling student debt

DF you should make your own game