This Doesn't Go as Expected!! | Miami Boat Ramps | 79th Street

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  • @hotboiorlando
    @hotboiorlandoАй бұрын

    Look at 2:40 at the grill on the right on the boat there is hot dogs sticking out the back of it lol

  • @KevinStogner-fd7tl

    @KevinStogner-fd7tl

    27 күн бұрын

    You Dog, You Made Me Look. Ha.

  • @HondoSauce

    @HondoSauce

    24 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @fishcop076
    @fishcop076Ай бұрын

    In Pennsylvania we will tow a disabled boat to "nearest safe harbor" as long as we are not busy with enforcement duties. Additionally, if a boat was involved in an accident we are investigating or we arrested the operator for BUI and have no one safe to release the vessel to we tow.

  • @izzimichaels2892

    @izzimichaels2892

    Ай бұрын

    pennsylvaina mandates that the operator must have a pwc license. maybe the driver was unlicensed?

  • @defresurrection

    @defresurrection

    Ай бұрын

    Sure looked like law enforcement action. I doubt the jet ski was put in the water by a flat bed.

  • @michaelking42

    @michaelking42

    Ай бұрын

    @@izzimichaels2892 I boat in Florida and I don't run PWCs, but I believe PWC captains don't need a license. I'm thinking it may have been kept too long or reported stolen. All wild guesses of course.

  • @michaelking42

    @michaelking42

    Ай бұрын

    Hey thanks for what you do, brother. Former LEO here.

  • @SARDOGFL

    @SARDOGFL

    Ай бұрын

    ​@izzimichaels2892 no specific PWC "license" in FL. 14 years old to operate but 18 to rent AND Boater Safety ID if born after 1/1/88.

  • @petermiddo
    @petermiddoАй бұрын

    Those ladies can clean my boat any time. I'd even buy a boat for them to clean.

  • @mbbuckeyes8386

    @mbbuckeyes8386

    Ай бұрын

    and they can towel off the seats with their fake long hair!, 😂

  • @user-mk6sm4um7e
    @user-mk6sm4um7eАй бұрын

    Impounding the ski.

  • @makoreyflorida6528
    @makoreyflorida652822 күн бұрын

    Keep cleaning baby keep cleaning 😌

  • @dennislockhart7290
    @dennislockhart7290Ай бұрын

    Probably rental jet skis and they kept them longer than they was supposed to and the rental place had to get the law officers assistance to retrieve them back.

  • @pulaski1

    @pulaski1

    Ай бұрын

    I'm not sure the police would do straight-up rental recovery work, but one way or another, I think that ski had been reported stolen.

  • @dennislockhart7290

    @dennislockhart7290

    Ай бұрын

    @@pulaski1 not on land but maybe on water though. IDK

  • @MausMasher54
    @MausMasher54Ай бұрын

    The Cleaning Ladies were more than likely wiping a year's worth of storage mold off....

  • @integr8er66

    @integr8er66

    Ай бұрын

    You could tell the upholstery wasn't nice from the back of the seat.

  • @joshbrooks6603

    @joshbrooks6603

    Ай бұрын

    Been there done that

  • @MrBen527

    @MrBen527

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah, that thing is a hoopty. Lol

  • @acemannw
    @acemannwАй бұрын

    It could be an issue with the registration or maybe the Jetski was reported stolen

  • @dallasarnold8615
    @dallasarnold8615Ай бұрын

    That boat with the ladies cleaning, gives new meaning to "the thin blue line" holding the boat. That is really a skinny line.

  • @williamwright7262
    @williamwright7262Ай бұрын

    Protect and Serve.

  • @georgemitchell9696
    @georgemitchell9696Ай бұрын

    The Coast Guard does a fine job on the Oregon coast. Tillamook Bay jetty. They have vessels that can turn upside down and right themselves. From the Columbia river to South of Depoe Bay. Can’t wait to explore the East Coast. 06 Alumiweld Striker/outboard with a little merc. Lol

  • @martipeavey7765
    @martipeavey7765Ай бұрын

    I lost power once in high winds and 3' waves. I was in a shipping channel (40+' deep), and my anchor line wasn't long enough. I was pushed to the seawall and was getting horribly beat up. Tow boat was 45 minutes out. I called the local police marine patrol to get me off the seawall, and they handed me off to the tow boat when it arrived. I had a couple of my grandkids with me, but I had placed them on the seawall as soon as we got close to it to keep them safe. They were upset because they didn't like seeing their grandma becoming a bloody mess from trying to keep the boat from getting too beat up. Fenders were useless in that scenario. Cops got the kiddos off the seawall and then threw me a tow line.

  • @michaelking42

    @michaelking42

    Ай бұрын

    Wow, very lucky indeed. Small problems can turn nasty quick on the water.

  • @RupertFoulmouth
    @RupertFoulmouthАй бұрын

    Yeah, those girls will help you with a dirty boat. ;-)

  • @myrrhavm
    @myrrhavmАй бұрын

    Friends and family

  • @PatrickHoodDaniel
    @PatrickHoodDanielАй бұрын

    The jet skiers were probably drinking.

  • @luxorbill269
    @luxorbill269Ай бұрын

    Sherrif does it on lake and river if there. We don't have tow boat service south of Portland oregon. Even on ocean out of newport! Fellow boater or coast guard bless their hearts!!

  • @ronarch7910
    @ronarch7910Ай бұрын

    👍👍

  • @davidbutler5114
    @davidbutler5114Ай бұрын

    Maybe a spring line, they work in getting off the dock and pulling up to the dock.

  • @user-fv8nx2cn6z
    @user-fv8nx2cn6zАй бұрын

    I love how they just casually put the entire front hatch of the cabin into the boat 3:49 😂

  • @michaelking42

    @michaelking42

    Ай бұрын

    Wow I missed that, I was staring at other things.

  • @pettypendergrass8596
    @pettypendergrass8596Ай бұрын

    that jet ski was a rental that went M.I.A.

  • @justink1075
    @justink1075Ай бұрын

    Obviously they towed in a fellow officer.

  • @Kda2456
    @Kda2456Ай бұрын

    IN North Florida I was once towed by the Sheriff's department when Tow Boat US declined to get me. ! Boycott Tow Boat !!!

  • @davidhudson5452
    @davidhudson5452Ай бұрын

    Ten flippers on the bow bad boy

  • @craigelliott12
    @craigelliott12Ай бұрын

    Have a feeling its not just the boat that's dirty

  • @blainerohlfs
    @blainerohlfsАй бұрын

    I bet the officers pulled him over for an infraction, ran the number and it was reported stolen. Maybe not by the rider because he wasn't arrested, but at some point.

  • @badm0t0rf1ng3r

    @badm0t0rf1ng3r

    Ай бұрын

    This seems like the most likely answer.

  • @brianwilliams1391
    @brianwilliams1391Ай бұрын

    They got their jet ski repossessed

  • @corysexton3970
    @corysexton3970Ай бұрын

    We all know sweetheart you want a response way to jig the internet😂🎉

  • @tayraypearls8778
    @tayraypearls8778Ай бұрын

    No they use self tanner they probably didn't realize it would get all over the seats

  • @mamarine81
    @mamarine81Ай бұрын

    When I worked Fire Rescue on the North Shore of Boston, we would never tow a disabled vessel. We were focused on life safety not vessel salvage. We'd tell captains "throw the hook and hope she holds. We're here for YOU, not for the boat."

  • @timgreen4137

    @timgreen4137

    Ай бұрын

    FDNY towed me out of the East River to the Navy Pier. I had an engine casualty. Another Captain friend nearby took my tow line and we went on our way, to get the problem fixed.

  • @luxorbill269

    @luxorbill269

    Ай бұрын

    Another reason to hate Boston! As if you needed more than a few hundred, starting with the accent

  • @moody6814
    @moody6814Ай бұрын

    Seems it would be a safety hazard to leave them floating in the middle of the water. I would imagine it would be in everyone's best interest to get them to a safe point in a timely manner

  • @alex124241
    @alex124241Ай бұрын

    Baltimore city police towed me once. ❤

  • @UQRXD
    @UQRXDАй бұрын

    I know one thing depends on the deal with Sea Tow shysters.

  • @UQRXD
    @UQRXDАй бұрын

    Like you need that big radar spinning there.

  • @SARDOGFL

    @SARDOGFL

    Ай бұрын

    @UQRXD they're not going to power down the RADAR, they're going back out shortly.

  • @UQRXD

    @UQRXD

    Ай бұрын

    So all you do is put it on STBY@@SARDOGFL

  • @luxorbill269

    @luxorbill269

    Ай бұрын

    No radar needed at dock! Silly

  • @garyv2196
    @garyv2196Ай бұрын

    They stuffed it.

  • @tomuffio
    @tomuffioАй бұрын

    I'm betting the Male on the jet ski is law enforcement

  • @Traildude193
    @Traildude193Ай бұрын

    Where i live the sheriff towes you back

  • @peterbretherton3546
    @peterbretherton354621 күн бұрын

    The police on our lake tow people regularly.

  • @corysexton3970
    @corysexton3970Ай бұрын

    Maybe you should go to Miami boat ramp channel

  • @davidbutler5114
    @davidbutler5114Ай бұрын

    Do people not realize that you go around the post and tie the line to the cleat on your vessel? This gives control to the crew on the vessel and is safer than having someone on the dock.

  • @darb4091

    @darb4091

    Ай бұрын

    Oh come on, let's get serious. Look at where they are; most have probably never taken any training, hand anyone teach them or read any material on the matter.

  • @ccmundt
    @ccmundtАй бұрын

    Our boat broke down at the confluence of the St. Croix and Mississippi Rivers. The Sheriff would have towed us to nearest ramp but not 1.5 miles to our marina. We called our marina for a tow but managed to get it started.

  • @vevenmechanic711
    @vevenmechanic711Ай бұрын

    DUI

  • @darb4091
    @darb4091Ай бұрын

    "Courtesy" tows would preclude them from responding to any real incidents; thus I would imagine it is against policy for most agencies.

  • @eliinthewolverinestate6729
    @eliinthewolverinestate6729Ай бұрын

    Here the dnr will give you a tow if you get in an accident.

  • @jodywade5617
    @jodywade5617Ай бұрын

    Watching people who can't even tie a line to a dock makes me think I don't want to be near them on the water.

  • @SeanChYT
    @SeanChYTАй бұрын

    Drunk-driving or stolen jetski probs.

  • @integr8er66

    @integr8er66

    Ай бұрын

    No if either was true they would be in cuffs

  • @SeanChYT

    @SeanChYT

    Ай бұрын

    @@integr8er66 Not necessarily, if the cops already knew someone else had committed the theft and resold it. Or if the "theft" actually boiled down to a dispute or contract disagreement and there was a court order or something like that to confiscate the thing.

  • @KevinStogner-fd7tl
    @KevinStogner-fd7tl27 күн бұрын

    Funny they took the jet-ski but not the operator if it came back stolen? Not up-to-date registration would be a ticket.

  • @rzrs23
    @rzrs23Ай бұрын

    7:00 song name someone ? :D

  • @timothyfoster6169
    @timothyfoster6169Ай бұрын

    Merc at 210 wasnt pumpin water…

  • @mikew6765
    @mikew6765Ай бұрын

    Could the marine police be impounding the skis due to expired registration?

  • @pulaski1

    @pulaski1

    Ай бұрын

    I sincerely doubt the police _in Florida_ would go to that much effort for a paperwork issue. You get a ticket and fine for a registration or insurance issue, but they're not going to seize a ski or boat for that.

  • @davidhudson5452
    @davidhudson5452Ай бұрын

    Arrested the boat?

  • @pete926
    @pete926Ай бұрын

    This Bronco's Guru has never driven a boat!!! But yet he criticizes everyone else.

  • @dragshotking7776
    @dragshotking7776Ай бұрын

    Thatz no rental. Hate assuming, but "it lookz" like a 2nd hand Ski and registration wasn't changed, lol!! Impounded in the water...only in MBR😂 Just can't make it up man 😂 and Bimbo alert 😂😂😂

  • @defan4evr
    @defan4evrАй бұрын

    INPOUNDING THE THE JET SKI EITHER BEHIND ON PAYMENTS OR WAS REPORTED STOLEN

  • @Philhughes007tube
    @Philhughes007tubeАй бұрын

    Ma man had no life jacket I think. You see him with one on but then give it to the officer in the boat 🤔. What’s the rules in Florida for life jacket

  • @patmcbride9853
    @patmcbride9853Ай бұрын

    "I'm sorry that you got scammed, but you should have known that a jet ski doesn't sell that cheap unless it's stolen." - Cop

  • @teeroux
    @teerouxАй бұрын

    You're looking at more liability leaving someone stranded on the water to wait for a tow.

  • @rawhideadventures9515
    @rawhideadventures9515Ай бұрын

    The Police are there to Protect and Serve. Why do you find it odd that they would be serving someone's need?

  • @stephengreen9540
    @stephengreen9540Ай бұрын

    It’s common sense They obviously were towing the JetSki they got in trouble for something they would never tow them in. It’s too much of a liability.

  • @stephengreen9540
    @stephengreen9540Ай бұрын

    that gut not helping oh boy

  • @shaynelhta
    @shaynelhtaАй бұрын

    No different than a cop car pushing a out of gas car the last block to the gas station

  • @etubrutus3501
    @etubrutus3501Ай бұрын

    It depends on if there are hot babes on the boat. If so, police will do anything you need.

  • @2SHARP4UIQ150
    @2SHARP4UIQ150Ай бұрын

    This is not rare. Depending on the scenario, the Police will lend a hand and tow your PWC.

  • @texastowman233
    @texastowman233Ай бұрын

    Evidence in a crime/ accident.

  • @marcuslinton310
    @marcuslinton310Ай бұрын

    Rentals? Ran out of gas because they don't know anything about the skis?

  • @danlindey7368
    @danlindey7368Ай бұрын

    When you see Miami Dade towing a boat you know someone is getting fined. Their job is to make money for the county. Not the popular belief that they are there to keep you safe.

  • @garygolfer3243

    @garygolfer3243

    Ай бұрын

    Sure thing Danny defendant. 👍

  • @integr8er66
    @integr8er66Ай бұрын

    Nothing pisses me off like somebody lunging off the boat which shoves the boat back off the dock. Why the hell people can't understand simple physics, you know equal and opposite reaction??? Just step off onto the dock, don't jump...smh

  • @quantumss

    @quantumss

    Ай бұрын

    Because Ya can't fix stupid. Music and dancing on the dock-------- stupid.

  • @SARDOGFL

    @SARDOGFL

    Ай бұрын

    No one gets off my boat until it is secured to the dock with at least a single midships line. No need.

  • @defresurrection
    @defresurrectionАй бұрын

    Much adu about nothing re police enforcement

  • @AlWorth9738
    @AlWorth9738Ай бұрын

    Cleaning the seats in a boat is hilarious or a "life hack"???? Uh, no, it is normal. Most of the shit you criticize here is NORMAL SHIT>

  • @bessarion1771
    @bessarion1771Ай бұрын

    Tell me you have a power boat without telling me: " I don't need to learn all these knots," " I invented this knot - it's so good it's impossible to undo," "I don't need no stinking fenders," " One line is perfectly fine to securely dock my boat," " See, you use the loop on the cleat and toss the free end onto the dock, and it gets wrapped around the pylon a few times. That way you don't need ANY knots." "No, I never drove a trailer before - how hard can it be?"," Don't need life preservers - we are not sinking, boomer." " It's perfectly legal to have beer while steering a boat,"" So how do you park a boat?"

  • @corysexton3970
    @corysexton3970Ай бұрын

    I don't even want to watch his trash on what you're putting up

  • @Hatchet-wy3vn
    @Hatchet-wy3vnАй бұрын

    ?? At their discretion, Law Enforcement can do pretty much whatever they want.