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@michaelwhalen1201

Ай бұрын

But most certainly that one. 🌹😎

Hugh really is the absolute master of delivery

Milton Jones is an absolute legend!

@iim4xii129

Жыл бұрын

I don't think that could've sounded any chavvier.

When Hugh goes for a dad joke he really goes all in!

@oolivero45

3 жыл бұрын

He really does make a hughge effort

@emilyb1426

3 жыл бұрын

Which is ironically how dads become dads

@samuelmellars7855

3 жыл бұрын

He went father than I was thinking!

@Kinlad0

Жыл бұрын

@@emilyb1426 😊 5:13

Ellie's voice sounds perfect for making announcements!

@claudebylion9932

2 жыл бұрын

And the rest of her is perfect as well.

@jamesmartin9401

2 жыл бұрын

She's got that wicked sense of humor that you just wince at before she's said anything because you know she's going to make someone suffer hard.

@helipeek2736

2 жыл бұрын

On NETWORK SOUTHEAST

@murphyebass7837

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely suits more than doing comedy that’s for sure

@mannmctrash

Жыл бұрын

@Paddy le Blanc Sounds more like she'd be saying "when can I see my family again, Paddy" from where i'm sat 🤣

"Isn't that right, John?" - great joke XD

@AidanTheSchoolsClass259

2 жыл бұрын

I Don't Get It…

@Master_Petes_Theater

2 жыл бұрын

​@@AidanTheSchoolsClass259 The guy went mad and he's addressing himself or another of his personalities.

3:05 hell of a hair transition

You know it’s a repeat when you recognize the clothes they are in.

@Metal_Auditor

3 жыл бұрын

And they aren't social distancing.

@jonnnnniej

3 жыл бұрын

I thought I was gonna recognize it because of Milton, because well he's the most recognizable. But the first shirt was good enough already

The sexist airways joke had me rolling.

“The aircraft crashed and now you want us to pair up with the dead?” “I gave you a knife and asked you to pare off the dead. I’ve started a rudimentary barbecue…”

Milton is my favourite.

@littlemisseatscrispsforbre5353

3 жыл бұрын

He is brilliant and his stuff can be so random.

@barbarajoseph-adam8337

3 жыл бұрын

Milton is everybody’s favourite, even Hitler likes him.

@carolloveskiwis

3 жыл бұрын

Me too. He's so clever and his hair deserves its own sitcom.

@LeightonGill

3 жыл бұрын

@pete M3rlin he’s also hilarious.

That last one was sneaky good.

I think we all have haircuts like Milton at the moment

@BuzzinVideography

3 жыл бұрын

Not if your best friend is a hair dresser!

@dannis8552

3 жыл бұрын

Styled by Mr Boris of London

@TonyHavenMusic

3 жыл бұрын

Or Andy 😂😅

@nirfz

3 жыл бұрын

Hair clippers exist. (i don't say that it looks better than Miltons hair, but i don't care and it sure is more practical to me)

@biggusdickkus2956

2 жыл бұрын

Not me I'm bald, l just wash n go lol. Quick flannel over the bonce and I'm ready..

Not being British I thought a Tannoy was like an alcoholic drink or something... was a bit confused until i looked it up lol

@AtticAurel

3 жыл бұрын

same here :D

@RIXRADvidz

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, us muricans call it a PA system. Public Address/Announcement system,

@andreww2098

2 жыл бұрын

it's a trade name like calling a vacuum cleaner a Hoover, or telling someone to Google something, Tannoy still make speakers

@RobG001

2 жыл бұрын

@@andreww2098 Damn right, still using the 607's i bought back in the errr the '80s or 90s maybe. :)

The time in Russia hasn't aged at all...

“If you see an unattended bag, wait a few minutes before you point her out to police. Her husband might return at any moment.”

What kind of bear, Andy? Lol

They were all fantastic. xD

“Can’t you see, I’m taking a *shit* here?!” 😊

Aisle number two can have very different interpretations.

5:48 This aged nicely

I wonder if they have ever done the category 'Things you wouldn't hear on Mock the Week'

@Adlerjunges83

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@kieranmorris8429

2 жыл бұрын

Just rattle off some frankie boyle jokes

@davidtaylor7681

2 жыл бұрын

Surely that would create a paradox.

@moe_jama2852

Жыл бұрын

They did it in their final episode a week and a half ago

@rustkarl

10 ай бұрын

It was the last Scenes We’d Like to See topic.

what was the joke Rob made that had everyone ooooh?

@markwindow4464

3 жыл бұрын

saga is holidays for over 50's and Switzerland is where Dignitas (the clinic for assisted deaths) is lol

@idc5309

3 жыл бұрын

@@markwindow4464 thanks for the explanation!

@AtticAurel

3 жыл бұрын

@@markwindow4464 didnt know that. this is a fuckin great joke. i love it. :)

Check out number 3! 🤣😂

One of the funniest ever..........

The guy in the jacket and pink shirt 👌🏾

All the programs on the BBC are Fighting to Survive 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This one is one of my favourites.

Be on the lookout for cougars; they attempt to camouflage themselves with heavy makeup and leopard-print articles of clothing, and they like their men young and tender.

@Koreviking

3 жыл бұрын

...and that’s why they say men just aren’t funny.

@barneymetcalfe8896

3 жыл бұрын

@@Koreviking isn’t it women that people usually say aren’t funny

@Koreviking

3 жыл бұрын

@@barneymetcalfe8896 What? Never heard such a thing.

@distantcoff7391

3 жыл бұрын

@@barneymetcalfe8896 Evidence is in. You are not funny. Useful is available 😉👍😄

@Koreviking

2 жыл бұрын

@@distantcoff7391 You’re not making any sense.

Urine trouble now!

@Psiberzerker

3 жыл бұрын

Hugh, and Milton on the same side is practically cheating.

For tonight challenge you must survive the Red Wedding

@jonnnnniej

3 жыл бұрын

:(

@jonnnnniej

3 жыл бұрын

Pov: you're a Stark

“Well, Frank has failed that challenge so there will be no hamper for the other contestants with which to make dinner. Instead, Frank will become dinner.”

I have the conch! What no one has read Lord of the Flies?

2:25 - 2:39 Lol sounds like the prequel to Open Season! 😂 Andy never fails to amuse.

Things you wouldn’t hear on a survival show: “What’s up bitches, I know it’s unorthodox for a Ghost to host but...”

Ellie Taylor 😛

@johnkear2268

2 жыл бұрын

Very much so

@SamuelBlack84

2 жыл бұрын

Maisie is my favourite 😋

Ellie Taylor’s legs....I rest my case 🥰

@iz723

3 жыл бұрын

Ellie Taylors everything

@c.t5136

3 жыл бұрын

ahhhhhhhhhhh! so, that's why she's on the programme. Should be on the pottiest mouth show.

@charleschuckfinley3304

3 жыл бұрын

@@c.t5136 I loves me a woman with potty mouth....proper filth 😆

4:35 to 4:44

For a second I thought the girl was Daisy Ridley...

3:23 “The train now arriving ON TIME on platform 2 is the southern service to London Victoria”

@saint_lewis

3 жыл бұрын

Would they specify if it’s on time?

@oolivero45

3 жыл бұрын

@@saint_lewis With Sothern? Absolutely. They're always late - being on time would be a miracle that they'd be talking about for weeks.

Dreading dinner 😅

2:24 to 2:37

Does the company Tannoy have like a monopoly on loudspeaker announcement systems in the UK? Or is it just like Thermos and Hoover where people don't realize they are company names and not what the product is.

@thehellyousay

Жыл бұрын

It's Frisbee ...

@bobsmith12345

6 ай бұрын

2nd one

@grant8653

6 ай бұрын

@@bobsmith12345 Thank you. Are there any other brand names that are now common words in the UK?

I don’t understand miltons joke about working at the post office

@petertaylor4980

3 жыл бұрын

Back in the day, pensioners went to the Post Office to collect their pensions; they would queue and be called to a window.

@Gwenisfreakinawesome

3 жыл бұрын

@@petertaylor4980 Okay sure, but what does that have to do with crumpets and widows? Is he saying the widow is going to give him a crumpet?

@petertaylor4980

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gwenisfreakinawesome, crumpet is also a slang word for an attractive member of the opposite sex.

@Gwenisfreakinawesome

3 жыл бұрын

@@petertaylor4980 Ooooh okay thanks! I'm not British, I thought he was literally just talking about the food.

@paulsurbitonryan9632

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a play on the word “window “ replacing it with “ widow “

Could someone explain the seatbelt sign and Saga Switzerland jokes?

@kralik394

2 жыл бұрын

The seat belt sign joke is the old "women can't drive" joke.

@kjamison5951

2 жыл бұрын

Saga provide holidays for people over fifty years old. Specifically so they can enjoy peace and quiet away from the local nightlife and younger holidaymakers. Switzerland is home to Dignitas, an organisation devoted to assisted dying. Basically, old people get a one way ticket to killing themselves.

@OliTheMonarchy

2 жыл бұрын

Cheers you two!

@loyalpiper

2 жыл бұрын

I think the Swiss one is a assisted dying joke

surely the joke should be the train arriving at platform 1 . Is the 5;20 and is on time.

This episode is older than the queen

They’ve cut my favourite :- “will all virgins please report to the virgin check-in desk. Inevitable I suppose. Shame though!

Old Age Pensioners bus pass holders getting bolder!

i dont get the widow nr 2 and saga Switzerland jokes, can somebody explain?

@gwishart

3 жыл бұрын

The crumpet are the widows who go to the post office to collect their pensions. His announcement is a subversion of the usual "window number ..." phrase used in post offices. Saga holidays are for people over 50 and Switzerland is well-known for having legalised assisted suicide.

how about 'things you won't hear on Mock the Week'

@fajaradi1223

Жыл бұрын

Everybody praising Darra O'Brien

5 star hotel or a won't do it

Hugh would be roasted by the Twitterati for his Sexist Airwys joke today.

I don't get half of these...

in eMurica it's the rich that shop at WholeFoods the poor shop at WalMart and the Wealthy don't shop, they just show up for meals, restaurants or whatever staff has prepared. Food is Very Class-ist

Oi ! Two of my least favorite comedians; Rob Becket and Ellie Taylor. Ellie is the Dane Cook of British comedy.

Hhhhhh

Elle needs my lovepump

Why dont they do a worst advice to give to someone else, here’s an example Lack of water, shitting like a Great Dane, eat more curries

This is a repost. Why bother.

03:26 - Waitrose is NOT expensive. If it was, nobody would shop there and the company would go bust. As it is, the company's thriving. I don't know why people think that it is expensive.

@alira7296

3 жыл бұрын

wh... what? You think all shops sell things at the same prices!?

@aaronnichols388

3 жыл бұрын

2 public schools and an expensive private school within walking distance of my town's high street. guess which kids and parents went to waitrose and which ones went to poundland

@douglasparkinson4123

3 жыл бұрын

its thriving because middle class white people think its posh

@lukey1989

3 жыл бұрын

Matthew is funny🤦‍♂️ what a donkey😂

@racheltinnion512

3 жыл бұрын

It's definitely expensive

Who is the very unfunny old man in a Hawaiian shirt?

@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1

2 жыл бұрын

His name is Milton.

Comedy really is dead

Rip off of whose line...

@hadron4834

2 жыл бұрын

Not really

@annmariephil

2 жыл бұрын

Same creator ... Dan patterson. Started it all with whos line here then in states ... mock the week followed

@kjamison5951

2 жыл бұрын

SWLTS against SFAH, nope.

Mock the week has been rubbish since they kicked Frankie Boyle off it.

Milton Jones is the least funniest comedian on the show

@keithwallis3612

3 жыл бұрын

In your opinion.

@KissedByFire16

3 жыл бұрын

He's the only one liner comedian I find funny.

@lukey1989

3 жыл бұрын

Chris clearly doesn't get wordplay🤷‍♂️😂

@wayneessar7489

3 жыл бұрын

@@lukey1989 Chris's sense of humor needs a booster shot.

@PerthScienceClinic

3 жыл бұрын

See, you're just wrong about that. He's about the only one who can consistently tell jokes that don't rely on genitalia.