Ed got totally caught of guard by "You can't beat rice." That's exquisite. He had no defenses up whatsoever, just pure reaction. It's a beautiful thing.

@shibaanimagaming4433

2 жыл бұрын

Ed can’t do no wrong he could say the most unfunniest thing ever and dara would laugh his arse off as his his best mate….watch all these clips with Ed in and dara wets himself at everything its so cringe 😬

@jamesmartin9401

2 жыл бұрын

@@shibaanimagaming4433 Honestly, Ed is my favorite. He is such a dork, but an edgy dork.

@RationalCreed

2 жыл бұрын

Milton is the king of standup. He knows how to catch you off guard

@andrewwilliams7501

2 жыл бұрын

@@shibaanimagaming4433 I bet you're fun at parties 😂

@shibaanimagaming4433

2 жыл бұрын

@@andrewwilliams7501 I sure am 😉👍

2:32 No one is talking about Zoe's "Respectable middle-aged lady..." joke. That had me dead. 🤣🤣🤣

@tygrkhat4087

2 жыл бұрын

The demure look on Zoe's face after "eye popping anal." Absolutely perfect.

@slurjkblohm

2 жыл бұрын

I was sitting here dying

@grizzle273463

2 жыл бұрын

That's cuz she's a degenerate

@CiderHead

2 жыл бұрын

Russell did it first babs

You can't Beatrice ....oh sorry...you can't beat rice! Brilliant

@CricketEngland

3 жыл бұрын

Best joke,of the lot and Dara gives the points to the other side....

@AsifKhan-ju4ld

3 жыл бұрын

The awarding of points is, well, pointless on this show. I've never understood it.

@CricketEngland

3 жыл бұрын

@@AsifKhan-ju4ld Dara just makes it up as he goes along

@AsifKhan-ju4ld

3 жыл бұрын

@@CricketEngland I think so too.

@Squantle

3 жыл бұрын

@@CricketEngland not that it matters

"Learn English, on owner home! Good examplings! Quick books! Disbelievable price! You buy?" probably my favourite of that first set, though the phone number gags got me good, too.

@GarioTheRock

2 жыл бұрын

That and "You can't Beatrice." have stuck with me over the years x) The one you mentioned perhaps because my father had such a heavy accent, I could do the voice of Borat in my sleep 😅 In times of urgency, such as needing to drive me to school because I missed the bus, instead of: "Where is my coat?" It'd be: "Where my fucking coat is?!" My bedtime stories were from writers like Tolstoy, Poe and Dostoyevsky, so it wasn't from lack of capacity, I assure ye' dear reader who has stuck around for more than the first sentence. A good day to you and I hope you enjoyed imagining waking up to an extremely heavy Russo-Ukrainian accent.

@Swishyhead

Жыл бұрын

It does have very strong Vietnamese Pokémon Crystal vibes. 😂 For context, this was a bootleg English translation of a Pokémon game that was circulating in Vietnam in the early 2000s. Among other treasures, it refers to an oven as a "volcano bakemeat" and drops an f-bomb every time you store an item as a mistranslation of "put in".

5:28 Milton Jones' Beatrice bit gets me every time 🤣

@conorfleming6580

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t get the joke

@scottlarocca

2 жыл бұрын

@@conorfleming6580 the autocue says "You can't beat rice", but the cooking show host mis-reads it in an unusually aggressive tone as "You can't, Beatrice!"

"You can't Beatrice" is my favourite Milton Jones joke.

Milton’s word play is just epic!

@sharonmullins1957

3 жыл бұрын

888 - 888 - 888.

@WhatTheSmeg69

3 жыл бұрын

000-000-822 Awesome

@jackiei7965

3 жыл бұрын

he's in a parallel universe

@weswheel4834

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but tbf, of the examples that he gave here, Beatrice/Beat Rice was surely the best?

@MrAgLi

2 жыл бұрын

@@WhatTheSmeg69 What does this mean?

how the hell do you not give Milton's team the point after that

@Wolfways

3 жыл бұрын

Because it doesn't matter as Dara isn't actually giving any points.

@jd518

3 жыл бұрын

Because this show is similar to “Whose line is it anyway” in that the points don’t matter.

@TimSter15

2 жыл бұрын

Because otherwise Hughs team would win nearly every time

I love Milton's jokes about misreading the script. They're so unfunny they're hilarious.

Milton, Ed and Hugh in the same team are unbeatable.

@DaidsHole

3 жыл бұрын

You'd think...

@barbarajoseph-adam8337

3 жыл бұрын

And yet Dara gave the points to Nish et al! Inconceivable, I demand a recount!!

@emporioalnino4670

3 жыл бұрын

3 dads waiting outside the changing rooms at matalan

@garthvader9916

3 жыл бұрын

Except they got beat.

@nawazhemmuth8506

3 жыл бұрын

Ed is shite. Laughs at his own material and waits around too long

Ed Byrne and Zoe Lyon's reaction to Milton's Beatrice joke was priceless ❤️

When they do the wide shot the mic placement makes it look like Cockery Show.

@moretimeneeded56

3 жыл бұрын

2:53

@ThatCoalSoul

3 жыл бұрын

A what?! UPDATE: Oh I see now!!!!!!

@andycontento3563

3 жыл бұрын

See what you mean. 👍👍🤣🤣🤣

@joekunedo

3 жыл бұрын

Haaaaaaaaa

@spakkakiwi1

3 жыл бұрын

In some ways I hope that the cameraman does that on purpose

Love Ed's reaction to Milton's Beatrice joke....

@Pinkybum

2 жыл бұрын

I remember his priceless reaction to Frankie Boyle's Princess Diana joke.

"Let's just all go home."

Ah, there wasn’t an episode of "Cooking while Pissed"....that's always been one of my favourite cookery segments....Lol.

@petergaskin1811

2 жыл бұрын

Ah. Memories of Keith Floyd.

Southern Cooking for Northeners was spot on!

@thomthom6268

3 жыл бұрын

In the US you'd have to reverse the line

Hugh Dennis is a frickin legend

@grahamkearnon7853

3 жыл бұрын

He’s a huge Johnson.

@wonderwend1

3 жыл бұрын

@@grahamkearnon7853 no, his surname is Dennis........

@bazzakrak

3 жыл бұрын

Ahhh @@grahamkearnon7853 another connoisseur of Mock the Week, seems wonderwend1 did not get that reference, but do not worry, some of us did ;)

Love the mind of Milton 😂 And Ed Byrne is wonderful too

Ed Byrne, Milton Jones *and* Hugh Dennis on the same team yet they didn’t even get the points. *Unlikely things to see on Mock The Week*

@jamesmartin9401

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't Hugh a writer or producer on the show? Dara seems to rarely give his team the points. I presume out of some of fairness, for that is worth on one of these totally subjective and utterly meaningless panel show scores.

@neotono5536

2 жыл бұрын

Especially against a team where 2/3s are useless. Widdicombe is the only one that is actually funny.

@markc8956

2 жыл бұрын

Because Milton's act is crap.

@shartsmcginty8056

2 жыл бұрын

It's the modern BBC, which means the other team has several points multipliers for having a brown person and a gay woman. They may not be very funny, but they tick demographic boxes, and surely that's more important!

@ScoopMeisterGeneral

2 жыл бұрын

I love how people actually seem to think that the points in this show matter.

I love how the guy with the most hair does the only bald joke.

Points go to Nish, Zoe and Josh, even after Milton's absolute banger about Beatrice!?

@CorvusCorone68

3 жыл бұрын

Dara once mentioned, possibly in an edited-out segment, that the points are arbitrary; for a bit of reference, the show was invented by the same guy who came up with Whose Line Is It Anyway, which has the catchphrase "Where the points don't matter"

@MMR_LM

3 жыл бұрын

As well as "THIS IS A FUCKING HOT POT"

@bartcouprie4986

2 жыл бұрын

"Spatchcock!"

@shartsmcginty8056

2 жыл бұрын

That team gets a points multiplier for having a brown (x2) man and a gay (x4) woman (x8).

@markmckean5187

Жыл бұрын

Two lots of points awarding are recorded at the end of each round. The editors just pick one. Only a couple more to go. 🙁

"Free to good home. Fucking printer!" Right in the feels, man. Right in the feels.

BBC and Mock the week, these videos have helped my morale so much during the pandemic. I’m sure, sadly, they’ll have to continue to do so for another year, as I’m American, and a blue dot living in a very red state.

@mauritsvw

3 жыл бұрын

At least you had a good election result!

@stratobungle

3 жыл бұрын

Austin, TX? Me, too!

@grahamkearnon7853

3 жыл бұрын

Why do Texans keep voting in proven low intelligence morons ie governor, Lt/governor, senators, the electric grid board etc.

@stratobungle

3 жыл бұрын

@@grahamkearnon7853 for the same reason people voted for the Donald and (across the pond) for Boris - and I'll be damned if I know what that reason is!

@Camhin1

2 жыл бұрын

So how's that biden vote going?

Where is the next instalment of ‘Cooking When Pissed’?! Where?!?! I demand a refund! Harrumph, bah humbug et cetera.

@romainsavioz5466

3 жыл бұрын

It was before

@Psiberzerker

3 жыл бұрын

"Today, on Cook the Shit out of this Roast. We're going to cook the shit out of this roast!"

@Psiberzerker

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously, they should give him his own show. I don't care what it is, cookery, puttering around the garden, throwing things at small dogs...

@NikStarow

3 жыл бұрын

@@Psiberzerker He started a podcast here on youtube.

@Psiberzerker

3 жыл бұрын

@@NikStarow Does he do that character? I mean, the BBC could give him a "Cooking while Pissed!" show, and I would watch the shit out of it.

"I'm Paul Bollywood" 😆

Is it just me or is "yep we're genuinely s*** at it" a perfect slogan for a rubbish collection company, i'd use them just for either the humour or the brutal honesty lol

I'm so glad to have found this show!

Spatchcock...stuff of legends

The pint of wine and a giant malteser - that's me at the movies!

@jamesmartin9401

2 жыл бұрын

As an American, that was part of my British cultural studies I do off this show. I had to look it up. It's just what we Americans call a Whopper, which is confusing because a Burger King burger is also called a Whopper - capital "W", and a large fish or a big lie (often about big fish) are also called whoppers - small "w".

Hugh Dennis man… the guy’s brilliant

Milton: “888 8888!” 😆😂😂😂😂😂

@Teribus13

3 жыл бұрын

000 0....822

*Insert laugh here* _I'm afraid I had nothing else to say so this will have to do. I genuinely found this one funny_

I don't think I've ever heard Hugh hit that high note in any other show 🤣

"you cant beat rice" lmao

Love Zoey's Nigella Lawson!!! 😂🤣😆 Spatchcock

I like it on other shows when Ed does his 'cooking whilst pissed.' 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

Disbelievable price...you buy!

2:52 With the mic in that spot it looks like a "Cockery Show"

@worcestershiresauce6377

Жыл бұрын

I was waiting for someone to put that!

Their walk at the beginning 😂

Genuinely almost choked on my toast at Milton's Bishop joke.

@LiyemEanapay

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t get that one

@ChrisFineganTunes

3 жыл бұрын

@@LiyemEanapay there's a Bishop in South Africa called Desmond Tutu. Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Ate Tutu.

@almostfm

2 жыл бұрын

And he's the guy who regularly breaks up the other comedians on the show.

"what do you do for a living?" "i make rubbish bins"

Milton : the comedian's comedian

B.E.A.T.R.I.C.E. LETS ALL GO HOME

disbelievable!

@ChrisFineganTunes

3 жыл бұрын

Very good jokings. Much like.

@blackoceancreativeuniverse

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisFineganTunes Thank you, Mr. Finegan,

This might well be the funniest "scenes we'd like to see" ever. Just amazing. :)

@johncunningham6928

2 жыл бұрын

Try: Unlikely Things for a Vet to Say...

@shialuck2167

2 жыл бұрын

@@johncunningham6928 I shall. Thanks for the tip 😊

Like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain? Meet me at O'Malley's bar. I'm sure I'll recognize you.

@chrisstar969

3 жыл бұрын

Of course you will. I am tall and I am thin. Of an enviable height. And I've been known to be quite handsome, in a certain angle and in certain light.

0:43. Genius...and we've all been there :-)

Title: wrong, video: entertaining

Southern cooking for Northerners, US version; "Y'all stop abusin' barbecue like that!"

@PrinzPassionsfrucht

3 жыл бұрын

Southern cooking for Northerners, German version: "Wessi-Essen für Ossis."

@ronnieince4568

2 жыл бұрын

@@PrinzPassionsfrucht und was gibt es zu Essen -leider nichts !!

Anybody else notice that the mic stand made cookery look like cockery?

888 the number of the feast

Have seen these episodes so many times I recite the words.

Ed had the best at 1.36

And here i thought "Whose line is it anyway" was funny 😗....

We're seriously gonna miss you lot on BBC. And KZread; Twitter; Facebook. So, welcome to Internet Alternative Universe (for a while. Amazon has made a serious takeover offer).

You can't Beatrice!

Can anyone explain the BBC tent joke from the beginning? Thanx!

@smilespray

3 жыл бұрын

The bake off show takes place in a tent, but the show was moved from BBC to Channel 4.

@razor1uk610

3 жыл бұрын

..and the BBC had originally commisioned and/or purchased the 'tent' awning system. Leaving them with a large now unused tent and its related equipments & storage issues costing money & space.

F$#cking printer 😂😂😂😂

Free to good home... Exactly my thoughts.

Tutu joke aged well.

you can tell they know whats coming as Milton was moving to the mic before it stopped spinning.

Milton Jones is king.

Favourite small ads joke ever. For Sale, complete collection of Encyclopedia Britainica. Not needed anymore as wife knows everything.

We all have to do something.. anything.. just fight it, somehow..

3:43

THIS IS A FUCKING HOT POT 🤣🤣🤣

Sooooo Good

Milton Jones reminds me of Rodney Mullen for some reason

Some camera shots makes it look like it reads Unlikely Things To Hear on a Cockery Show…

Ha ha ha ha ha hahaaaaaaa! Brilliant.

@atypicalgeek88

3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy? :)

Nish really doesn't hit a stride in this one...

@wulliewebster4596

2 жыл бұрын

Never does

In the distance shot of the cookery segment, is the placement of the microphone deliberate... ?

2:48 😳 that’d be perfect

What was the tent one a reference to?

@nurdertim2018

3 жыл бұрын

Probably The Great British Bake off going away from the BBC to Channel 4 (in 2017).

You can't be a rice got me XD

Awwww, what happened to Cooking When Pissed?

Milton Jones is a National Treasure, he ought to be on that fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square.

Description says Romesh when it’s actually Nish

@lewiskelly14

3 жыл бұрын

Romnish?

@cameronelworthy6494

3 жыл бұрын

@@lewiskelly14 😂

@ryanclark6402

3 жыл бұрын

Description says they’re uploading clips (plural) featuring various panelists including Romesh and others, like Stewart Francis, who’s also not in this one. They never said THIS clip had Romesh, and the only panelists tagged were Josh and Hugh.

@BamberL

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanclark6402 bit sad that mate

oh these were ALL brilliant (≧▽≦)

Ah, an acceptance that before Brexit we had imported cheap labour? good one!

Not bad at all ... even laughed at the Trump cat joke

Erm, that is Nish Kumar, not Romesh Ranganathan?

Welcome back to the great Indian Bake Off. we said w'ed be checking our Naan bread. unfortunatelty some regionals subtitles translated this as check your Nan's dead

Could someone explain the tent joke?

@davimurph

Жыл бұрын

The Great British Bake Off is filmed in a tent. When this was filmed, it had just been announced that it was leaving the BBC because Channel 4 had offered the production company more money.

Nish!!!!

What a great program " Mock The Woke" would be........

this is a hotpotTHIS IS A FUCKING HOTPOT!!!

For sale, one pyramid stage, probably won't get used again.

QUICKBOOKS

Just shows that the scoring is pants seeing Milton gave the best joke and the score went to the other side...

@solarpower7581

3 жыл бұрын

Are you serious?

@eclectica1

Жыл бұрын

There is no actual scoring on Mock The Week.

@CricketEngland

Жыл бұрын

@@eclectica1 no Dara just makes it up as he goes along

03:49

@kylestubbs8867

2 жыл бұрын

(3:43)

Quinoa?

Wacky.

7

TV Cockery Show?!

But the guys didn't get th points???

What's quinoa and why it related to avocado!

@wfcoaker1398

3 жыл бұрын

It's a grain from South America. It used to be poor people's food, but then it got trendy. Now, it's too expensive for poor people.

@priscmoi3382

3 жыл бұрын

@@wfcoaker1398 Woah, I had no idea. That is so sad.

Welcome to Great Indian Bake Off I'm Paul Bollywood

I noticed on the lonv camera shots that the microphone stand blocked off one side of the second O in cookery and it looked like CO*KERY. Anyone else notice that??

@desmondmolloy9173

Жыл бұрын

Yes...and from the use of an asterisk, I'm sure that Michael Gove has noticed your comment.

THIS IS A FUCKING HOT POT!!!