They turned dishwashing into a horror game...
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Dishwashing Simulator is a simulator game like no other, I thought it was just another simulation game that makes you do tasks that you hate doing in real life, and whilst there is that, there's so much more...
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Matt: "I need to move my sink." Also Matt: *never moves sink*
Matt, if you ever play this game again, try holding ALT. It lets you move your mouse (to scrub dishes) without rotating the camera. Saves so much motionsickness.
Matt, you will soon be receiving a package. It is not for you. Upon receiving it immediately toss it into the basement. It definitely *does not* contain a set of lockpicks, a flashlight, and some bear spray. It is *not* to help your editors escape and attain freedom. It's just a package ... with one of those cans of peanuts that actually has a spring snake in it. It will get your editors good, so make sure to give it to them, unopened.
@danidh
21 күн бұрын
Wow you’re so funny
@SolstIIIce
21 күн бұрын
Bruh is that suppose to be funny
@tarrantwolf
21 күн бұрын
@@SolstIIIce how old were you when you lost your sense of humor?
@Npc138
21 күн бұрын
@danidh needless hostility
@danidh
21 күн бұрын
@@tarrantwolf probably old enough to realize this isn’t humor
1:16 missed your chance to read idiots as architects, your editor got you😂
I like how Matt had trouble with the lighting in the game but the video looks fine. First rule of dark-world games is to turn your monitor's brightness up. Adjust that HDR setting so you can see the grey dot all the time.
@joshmartin2744
12 күн бұрын
I'm pretty sure he's just an idiot. People like him must be who they use for focus testing the lighting in games, because it's almost never actually dark in the darkness.
"skeuomorph" - when something new takes on the appearance of what it replaced. That's what the "floppy disk" has become. As a child of the eighties I remember these things vividly. I still have some in random places in my home office, actually.
@BishopStars
21 күн бұрын
You mean save icons?
@nickandres7829
21 күн бұрын
Your parents coworker coming over with a few floppy storage boxes full of bootlegged Commodore 64 games was Steam in the 80's.
@serenahiggins1849
21 күн бұрын
Similar wish how we still say footage for filmed thing when it’s all been completely digital for decades. There is no actual film tape measured by the foot.
@NoahGooder
20 күн бұрын
i remember floppy disks and used them right up until cds and then usbs became popular.
I like how Matt runs into Josh from "Let's Game it Out" within the first minute of the game, by building the computer on the edge of the sink. Perfection.
About the size of that Floppy Disk, if that was one of the 8" floppies that were actually still in use by the US Government about 5 years ago, that would be the right size compared to a decent monitor.
@EsMenca
21 күн бұрын
yeah was about to comment that the original floppy disks where called that for a reason, they where actually floppy, as in outside was made of paper and they would flop
@evilbob840
21 күн бұрын
@@EsMenca The outside was a thin, flexible plastic. I don't think it was the same kind of plastic, but it was on par with plastic milk jugs.
@EsMenca
21 күн бұрын
@@evilbob840 depends on the country, we had the cardboard ones
@evilbob840
21 күн бұрын
@@EsMenca I didn't even know that, cool. They were pretty fragile with the plastic cover, I imagine they were worse with cardboard.
@RyanYoxo
20 күн бұрын
Back in the day monitors were tiny. So the size of the floppy compared to the monitor made sense
When you realized it was "4.1... points" Haha!!! I literally had to pause it because I was laughing so hard! Brillant
@averymarshall6060
20 күн бұрын
It's so confusing that it's to 3 decimal places
12:26 the original actually "floppy" discs were pretty big
@lavarsch
21 күн бұрын
i just wanted to comment this x3 @edit, there were also different formats. so even "later" there were bigger versions with "high capacity" but for consumers it was usual the more commonly known ones.
@j.r.2184
21 күн бұрын
Technically they are both floppy discs. The 3.5in type is just encased in a harder plastic. There are actual round, floppy disks inside of them.
@mute_ed984
21 күн бұрын
Yes the first gen was bigger in size but slightly slimmer with a hole in the middle like a wrapped CD 💾
@monad_tcp
21 күн бұрын
ibm shugart floppy was massive
@jameslloydatwil7905
21 күн бұрын
5 1/4 in. I believe.
My high school actually gambled and lost on floppy disks, thinking that USBs would fade away. We were using floppy disk until 2011.
@joshmartin2744
12 күн бұрын
To be fair, USB sticks have faded away too. Portable storage media pales in comparison to THE CLOUD.
The devs of the real world (I heard the dev studio is called G.O.D. or smth) should indeed add some "dings" for the fullfilling of boring tasks such as cleaning dishes.
@Xinderkan
15 күн бұрын
Really mixed messages on the size of the dev team though, seems like it's quite small though, so, wouldn't get your hopes up
@user-jx1tb5ul8f
15 күн бұрын
@@Xinderkan I heard they even abandonned the project ahaha
Your storytime reminded me of my own conversation. I knew this one kid that, when he saw a floppy disk among some old computer stuff we were clearing out, he was amused that someone had used a 3D printer to print a save button.
Every day I'm genuinely amazed RCE doesn't have any videos on RImWorld
I wonder if RCE would ever consider playing Subnautica on the channel. It'd be fun to see his thought processes when building a base and what he'd call his vehicles. They *would* be hi-vis orange and yellow, though. Gotta be safe out there.
@nilesharora688
21 күн бұрын
RCE has actually played subnautica..only 2 episodes though
@cathygrandstaff1957
20 күн бұрын
RCE actually played a bit of Subnautica Below Zero, but sadly quit before he got to the fun stuff. But if you’re looking for some good Subnautica playthroughs you should check out Butchx3’s playthrough. Butch has severe thalassophobia so his playthrough is filled with delicious terror.
@zachfriesen1459
20 күн бұрын
Play subnautica again RCE!
@nilesharora688
20 күн бұрын
@@zachfriesen1459 yess i want that series to continue so bad.
2:57 Why was my first idea is that, if I would ever be there and see him walk with Paddy, I would just run up and be like: Paddy! Oh and his owner, eeehhh... Anyway! Paddy! XD
@Ro99
21 күн бұрын
Matt-finding speedrun
@GeorgeElan4609
21 күн бұрын
I saw a man with a Labrador wearing the ding hat. He also looked like the pfp in a way
THE TERROR OF FORGETTING TO WASH THE DISHES SO NOW YOU CAN’T EAT WITHOUT GETTING DIRTY CLOTHES! *terrified screeching*
Doing the dishes while watching this so I get the full immersive experience.
Got one of those never forget tshirt s with a Floppy Disk, video and sound caset holding hands. I love that one.
I really hope Lets Game It Out will play this. Josh would have so much fun with the turds 😂
I agree Matt... Dishwashing is a horror for me too 😅🤣🤣
In my school they have a floppy Disk, that IS even larger then the one in Game and Stores 250 bytes
@tarrantwolf
21 күн бұрын
Yeah, the original 8" floppies
This was more like the old INFRA Times… i like it👍🏻
11:54 I had an 8-inch floppy disk pinned to a board at work for years, used it to befuddle the new guys. Then we moved shop and it got lost in some box. 😢
That toilet reminds me of music festivals. More of this plz :)
Day 69 + 2 of notifying people that the Discord server's Suggestions forum is a better place to suggest new games to Matt. (Just don't ping him!)
@gaysarahk
21 күн бұрын
Also, day 3 of including "69" in my comment until someone acknowledges it or I get at least 69 likes.
@panavgaming1050
21 күн бұрын
Nice you added +2 instead of 71 night
@A.P122
21 күн бұрын
So.. what happens when you do ping him?
@wittyjoker4631
21 күн бұрын
But all commentw help grow the channel right.
@YummiR17
21 күн бұрын
@@A.P122 You get banned
My first job, I was a busser at a new Mexican restaurant in town, could only afford to let me work 2 days a week but payed better than when I worked 5 days a week at a different restaurant where I would do 3 different positions for them based on what they needed more. I would bus the dishes, clean the tables (even though at that restaurant it was always the waiter/waitress not the busser who wiped them down BEFORE I started), dishwashing along with grabbing some of the old dishes being taken off the line so the cooks only had to be in half the kitchen. Final position I filled was Expo, or making the plates look pretty before they went out the door by adding any optional sauces, lettuce, tomatoes, and even making sure the chefs cooked the right order. Every 2 weeks I'd bring home about 100 bucks after tax. Didn't stay there long, now I bring anywhere from 300 to 1400 a week (I paint roads and in the winter there's not much you can paint due to the temperature and type of mix we use)
I'm a dishwasher at a hospital cafeteria. It's like you're speaking to me.
That was one of the funniest RCE video's I've ever seen, the poos got me and I burst out laughing.
Need more of this. Clean dishes with poops.
Currently watching this while procrastinating on washing the dishes irl lmao
As someone who has washed dishes, I can assure you the toilet at the end is accurate
Editor doing a sneaky one with the book there.
I dishwashed at the busiest Red Robin in the country, it's in a mall, during Christmas season. It was literally the worst job I've ever had, working for the worst people I've ever worked aside. I'd rather eat lead than stoop to that level again
PART 2 PLS
LOL! No idea what I've just watched, buy it was hilarious 😂
“We now have a lemon in our crate.” That sounds so sad that all he’s got for comfort is a crate😂😭
south wales? i hope your near the valleys, id love to meet the real civil engineer in person!
Bro you're literally the "Matt of all Trades" ngl😂
Dishwashing simulator?... load dishwasher, press start, game complete lol
@charlesmartin1972
21 күн бұрын
Oh you sweet summer child
@user-yx5su6lf3v
21 күн бұрын
Yeah fr
@serenahiggins1849
21 күн бұрын
Or spray dishes down and put them in the industrial sanitizer and lower the doors! I’ve don’t that as a job before and it’s so monotonous in the best way. You can just forget the world a little and spray food scraps off the plates. It’s annoying when there’s hard stuck food on the plates though.
@nickandres7829
21 күн бұрын
@@serenahiggins1849 I had a similar job, but at a very busy restaurant, so it was like the Nascar Pitstop equivalent of what you were describing.
@thomasphillips885
20 күн бұрын
Dishwashing, not dishwasher
This is how I imagine dishwashing machines work when you close the door
I want to see more of this lolol
29.99$ ❌ 20,000$✔️
Truly a game for the ages
I remember there being a huge floppy disk as well, in comparison to the 3½(?) one. Not sure it was as big as that but there weren't flat screens to compare.
@wlwlvr
21 күн бұрын
Before the 3.5 there was the 5.25", which was actually floppy.
@YoJesusMorales
21 күн бұрын
@@wlwlvr I looked it up and there was a 8 inch one. I definitely remember those 5.25" ones.
I'd love you play some old games like Mob Rule Classic or The Nations 2. They're great games!
This kind of reminds me of Infra in a weird way. I'm really curious to see where it goes though. Hope to see some more videos in the future.
0:25 you have to cover man in the box
Ooh I’m invested now!!!
alternate title: "they turned dishwashing into a game"...
@bakedatbeen
20 күн бұрын
Bro did he change title after seeing your comment??
Some floppy discs were almost thexsize of a vinyl record
In Canada we refer to it as "Hydro-ceramic Engineering". So to me this was your first Engineering gig.
Yep
Well the editor turned it back into a normal game, nice horror music
I would love to see Matt play _Irong Lung_ !
"Floppy disks were not that big" now I feel old.
"Lets go left" proceeds to go right instead
You could put the sink under the drop tube for the dishes?
please make it a series
3:17 just tease it with a sponge, tease it tease it tease it tease it tease it
1:17 cheeky editor.
Horror game? This is the most real-to-life simulator I've ever seen. 😁
I used to work with a dude who thought the save icon depicted a TV. "Now, just go up and click on the little TV there..."
#1 rule of life don't ring bells in spooky church like buildings. Never a good idea
I thought you were wildly off with the gears being a floppy disc bit but the actual floppy disc in the game was so huge that you could've easily been right
You like in south wales too
Ding can also be used as the german word for the strongest shape, it literally translates to "thing" tho
I believe you might have some fun playing Contrast.
What the hell did I just watch? And please make it a series!
Oh yes! Hes back again
I feel old because when he said floppy disk I pictured an 8in floppy hahaha
Now I want to see RCE playing a horror game :)
5 inch floppy disks were a thing. Still in use.
little does matt know the originals were 8 inches
This game gives me major Voices of the Void vibes. At least the graphics and movement.
Editor simulator sounds like a fun game, when are they releasing that?
Hello there, fellow engineer.
Did the editor turn up the brightness in the "dark" area to make Matt look like an idiot?
@RealCivilEngineerGaming
21 күн бұрын
would you expect anything less from them??
@TheSuitedBird
20 күн бұрын
Legit didn’t touch the brightness. Bloke is just blind
01:16 lol 👍😊
6:56 its a policeman food plate thing
Laundry Simulator would also be a horror game.
17:21 i bet that the top right picture is him
You cannot open all the draws of a filing cabinet at once!
i want that ding hat :) will have to speak to devs, surely they have one for me, i do enough work for em ;)
If you like piling up and collecting your own turds may I suggest Long Road Trip : Car Driving
Dish washing is already a horror game to me because my phone is next to it so now i have no phone its quite ironic my laptop melted so my phone decided to do the opposite of fire and its water
If some engineer could invent a pair of glasses that made a happy sound each you finished washing a dish, he’d be the richest man in the world in no time and a hero to every exhausted wife who’s kids are too young to help her with them, because husbands would finally be gearing up to help with the dishes! 😂😂
12:26 not the 3.5 inch but they did have 5 and 8 inch ones though.
Dishwashing in real life WOULD be better if there was a ding, but the video game's real advantage is the lack of smell, I feel.
Dishwashing is horror without a game
Matt doesn't remember THE BIG FLOPPY DISKS?
19:01 Matt I was just having breakfast
I love this man in 3 channel,i subs him in my laptop 2022,but I just realized, it turns out he said fellow 
Am I the only one who was hoping Matt would try to jump down the hole, just to see if it was possible? I feel like that’s the first thing Let’s Game it Out would have done, or possibly second after seeing what happens if you toss dirty dishes into the pit.
I'll write my 3. out of 5 German highschool exams tomorrow, it's 0:24 am, I need to get up at 6:20 am and I feel like I've got no bloody idea what I'll have to write ;-;
Did that "floppy disc" have the strongest shape on it?
Clink a fork against a glass after every dish you wash IRL, now you have your ding.
I am 18 but have a huge collection of floppy discs ranging in colours. Collected them all from my father and his friends
im having dinner right now, when this is done i will have dishes to doo. i hate dirty dishes, is horror all on its own
NO NO, You can't leave us hanging. You must complete the game. Your poop can be fertilizer and maybe you can fish in the toilet. You must continue haha. You must clean the dishes. You must clean the dishes. You must clean.