"Fat kids always go last" "A mild concussion" My hero

@ShepherdXander

2 жыл бұрын

And then the fucking mad man wins it all

@_._.-

2 жыл бұрын

i was once the kid who always got picked last… but now they wished they’ve picked me first… 😏

@gummywurm

2 жыл бұрын

A hero and legend to all the fat kids of the world

@AddTracer

Жыл бұрын

“Where am I?”

I can't believe we got third place out of two teams...

@100twistthethird7

2 жыл бұрын

Now that takes some real skills.

@mystic_jello

2 жыл бұрын

Clearly built different

@raggiojamun8816

2 жыл бұрын

Bro, spoilers (I just started the video)

@raggiojamun8816

2 жыл бұрын

@@driassistant I always look at the comments before I finish a video

@thereza3

2 жыл бұрын

@@raggiojamun8816 i mean the comments are where people talk about the video

"1 2 fuck you back " is probably the best comeback cheer of all time

@skulmuka1186

2 жыл бұрын

The best part was jadien said it

@alyssakaminski1383

2 жыл бұрын

jaiden is so nice though

@Starlit_Onion

2 жыл бұрын

Timestamp......??

@Xavier-mz1wt

2 жыл бұрын

@@Starlit_Onion 6:56

@abstractfriends6722

2 жыл бұрын

frrr

I like how Jaiden’s standards are just “can you touch your toes?”

@camdaman9857

2 жыл бұрын

And how high can you jump

@yutuberocks22

Жыл бұрын

Ngl that's not a bad measurement, flexibility is an important measurement in a competition like this

Altrive gets picked last, is a liability to his team, wins by thinking outside of the box, refuses to elaborate. Based. Unfathomably based.

@anthonyglover4767

2 жыл бұрын

The BALLS of Altrive in this video.

@afterlyte7293

2 жыл бұрын

@@anthonyglover4767 a whole pool of them

@Lezm

2 жыл бұрын

@@afterlyte7293 That was a good one lmao

@swolecole

2 жыл бұрын

he did a bit of trolling

@mrmo4569

2 жыл бұрын

He was so wholesome this game

I learned a valuable lesson today that cheaters always win

@demarceayoung5341

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly

@Celobia

2 жыл бұрын

Next video: How i won alpharads olympics

@CoolButter

2 жыл бұрын

@@Celobia lol

@just0_

2 жыл бұрын

if everyone cheats its not cheating

@aarons6644

2 жыл бұрын

“If your not cheating you’re not trying”- Russian Olympic Team

spoken like a true game show host "this is rigged!" "WHO CARES, ON TO THE NEXT GAME"

@alextried

Жыл бұрын

i dont have a telegraph

@memoid1895

Жыл бұрын

@@alextried skill issue

It’s always so interesting seeing Jayden not having to watch her language because of her family friendly channel

“the captains are the people with the highest subcounts” finally being a youtuber has real world applications

@InsertFunnyThingHere

2 жыл бұрын

Jhon

@CoolButter

2 жыл бұрын

True

@Natalie-kc9od

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@revilno

2 жыл бұрын

This is just society

@ThatOneSuperCircuitGuy

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

I feel like Jacob just becomes more and more like Chris from Total Drama every day… including the insanity.

@wertget

2 жыл бұрын

We're witnessing a documented descent into madness

@GeuseWRLD

2 жыл бұрын

If Jacob is Chris Total Drama, then Dash is my favorite camper hands down

@JohnJohnson-vf1kk

2 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD YOURE RIGHT

@griefingg0lem685

2 жыл бұрын

Who is his Chef then?

@mateoostorero2223

2 жыл бұрын

@@griefingg0lem685 Jo

"altrive is making this as unfun for everyone else as possible" That's the most dash thing that could've happened

@dagbroad

2 жыл бұрын

almost as good as his antiperspirant joke

@n99centsm90

2 жыл бұрын

@@dagbroad so true 😔🙏

Alpharad really saw the Gfuel sponsor contract and realized it didn't require the product name to be said so he hard toed the line to see what he could get away with

Lmao altrive literally lost everything he participated in while being carried by his team then cheesed the last event and won, truly the most wholesome competitor

@funbus7678

2 жыл бұрын

I genuinely don't think anything would have been more in character

@joshuadennis8753

2 жыл бұрын

Dash’s anti-perspirant joke was the funniest part of this video

@xander9299

2 жыл бұрын

It's honestly funny that this is the SECOND time that dash has won a special event against all odds

@blipblop1112

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh, jaiden with ponytail.... Holy homina!

@Crystal_Dylan

2 жыл бұрын

a reverse win condition of his roblox outlaster victory where he was an asset to the team, got kidnapped and brutally sacrificed then won the hearts and minds of everyone and toppled the anime villian alph a rad

We may have lost, but at least our team stuck together through the end.

@michaela5737

2 жыл бұрын

Jacob was still *really* attached to that "the winning team turns on each other at the end" content idea from the Mario Kart tournament - he just didn't give the participants a chance to say no this time

@lord_apophis

2 жыл бұрын

You got scammed on the mechanical bull ride lmao

@adewilliam9047

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe the real trophy was the friends we made along the way

@havoctastic_

2 жыл бұрын

Spoilers

@R3DGF

2 жыл бұрын

sorry that was mean

Classic Altrive manoeuvre getting carried to the end and then winning at the last second. Gotta love it

Altrive gets carried through the round by his friends, then betrays everyone with ridiculous cheesing of the game. It’s like Among Us all over again.

Jacob, I've been watching your content for like five years, since a story for glory, VR Chat, Clickbait, Not Series, etc, and I want to say that I'm super proud of how far you've come and I think the content you're making now is the best content you've ever made. Keep doing stuff like this, keep making better and better content. You're such an inspiration to me and all your fans. Great work man.

@mw5803

2 жыл бұрын

Ernie gang Ernie gang

@Halikon

2 жыл бұрын

This is wholesome

@auroricaura

2 жыл бұрын

I've been watching since a story for glory, challenge mode and how to play 101 as well and I'm still so glad that Alpharad has been able to get where he is as well as do what he's doing.

@JustKeener

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely seconded.

@skipdiner9972

2 жыл бұрын

@@mw5803 Dude honestly best alpharad in joke.

I feel like Jacob is only one or two loose screws away from just doing "Survivor: But I designed all the challenges and I told my friends we were going on vacation"

@lilyblossom9438

2 жыл бұрын

I mean he already did Roblox Survivor Just need to go one step further

@austinfondren5053

2 жыл бұрын

DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS

@P1ranha__

2 жыл бұрын

awesome smp irl

@faadila.shaikh3490

2 жыл бұрын

He’s honestly one step away from being the next Chris McCain and hosting another Total Drama series

@OriginalSpectorius

2 жыл бұрын

@@faadila.shaikh3490 my thoughts exactly

If i learned anything today is, make your friends compete with each other in teams, have them bond, then have them turn against each other...and you wont be blamed for it 😂😂😂

I just knew that altrive would somehow manage to pull this shit off, he always seems like a non threat then makes a huge comeback right at the end and surprises everyone. so wholesome.

When Altrive grabbed the entire ballpit I just fucking lost it. He's insane. A madman. I yearn for that kind of confident insanity.

@kikiretzorg1467

2 жыл бұрын

He was the Hungriest Hungry Hippo

@Thedude3rd

2 жыл бұрын

You're telling me you wouldn't have done that?

@COFFEEWSUGA

2 жыл бұрын

@@Thedude3rd I definitely wouldn't've thought of it... If I had, I would've though

@dataternater78

2 жыл бұрын

Before the challenge started that was the exact thing I was thinking to do. And it only got confirmed when Alpha said that there were no rules.

@joshuadennis8753

2 жыл бұрын

He’s so wholesome

Jaiden went from being insecure and anxious about showing her face to being OK with a GoPro filming close to her face, I’m happy for her!

@eudaimonistic

2 жыл бұрын

dog she is unironically a very photogenic close up person, joyface is really flattering for her

@feddy3306

2 жыл бұрын

Not sure why you focused on that but I agree

@afterlyte7293

2 жыл бұрын

@@feddy3306 because personal growth stands out and is inspirational

@Tantalust17

2 жыл бұрын

And her tatoo is hot... For some reason

@Sigmestgi

2 жыл бұрын

It's nice to see she that, was thinking the same.

I have a feeling that there's an 80% chance that 99% of that ad read was recorded before alpharad even knew who the sponsor for this video was going to be, then he just recorded the lines that the sponsor wanted him to specifically say (the stuff about the merch options and such) after the fact lmao

@venturisventis

2 жыл бұрын

it was a gag. he can't pronounce g-fuel correctly so he avoided saying it for the whole segment

@mysticknight1494

Жыл бұрын

no he just cant pronounce fuel

I love how Jacob is clearly encouraging everyone to team up on Altrive and nobody listens

Honestly, after watching Alpharad Deluxe, Dash taking the entire ball pit and dragging it back into his corner and then proceeding to sit on his massive pile of balls chuckling to himself while everyone else competes pointlessly is definitely on brand wholesomeness

@DoKuShOsTaR

2 жыл бұрын

Dude I’ve been watching Dash for two years now and it’s totally on brand 😭 Man has always just enjoyed doing the game and winning through out of the box ways lol

Everyone knows that alpharad does the best game events with the best qualities: Rigged, compromising and with a little bit of assault and betrayal sprinkled in.

@Zoroark_Master

2 жыл бұрын

Jacob: "I am altering the deal, pray I don’t alter it further"

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear bre

@xekon14

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku cry about it

@king_archfiend5311

2 жыл бұрын

@@xekon14 Cope, Seethe, and Mald

@somehowviable7696

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku fatherless behaviour

Altrive was the last guy picked, but little did they know that he would win it all, and would be the only one laughing in the end

For being an introvert person Jaiden really didn’t stutter when she got salty XD 6:57

@LeapingLeaf

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, im glad shes getting more confident and more social to other people now :)

@parkerpeter9218

2 жыл бұрын

She seems to curse more confidently and more often in general around other KZreadrs. Especially TedNivision and JSchlatt

altrive is the definition of "work smarter not harder" altrive and his mr thiccums stature big brained the whole competition

This is a goated Era of Alpharad content. Been loving every upload recently, and in the past.

@roguedragoon9212

2 жыл бұрын

He is like the more attractive mr beast

jaiden is my favorite alpharad character. the closeup at 2:00 is something special

@someperson4610

4 ай бұрын

Mirds bir

Your "hosting" videos are my favorite thing on KZread. Keep just doing whatever you fucking want, man. That's the most fun stuff.

I'm so glad that altrive won, a true underdog story

"Let's see who loves mirds bir" so true Jaiden. Thank you for your fantastic input

the fact that the 2nd event was rigged made me laugh so much because it was so easy then cj just fell off immediately

Congratulations Jaiden! You made a friend

Ah, the "just doing whatever the fuck he wants and having a good time" era of Alpharad content, truly a golden age like no other

@samepicgamer

2 жыл бұрын

get real

@robloxcool88

2 жыл бұрын

This is the era of "Who gives a FUCK about the algorithm, let's just throw 8 of my friends into a bouncy castle and watch 'em kill each other."

@shinobuoshinoisbestgirl5778

2 жыл бұрын

@@robloxcool88 he’s still doing really good though with the views

Jaiden: A journey of an anime protagonist Alpha: A journey of an anime villain

This is definitely the type of Olympics I’d watch each year 😂

I think we all learned a valuable lesson from this. Its completely okay to rig events like this so long as you're honest about it.

BLUE TEAM 4EVER 💙💙💙

@galaxystudios370

2 жыл бұрын

BLUE TEAM 4EVER also hi!

@DrawCornOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@100twistthethird7

2 жыл бұрын

Your team was so good, that it managed to beat you. Now that's deep.

@bigbang8739

2 жыл бұрын

perhaps

@a-wild-aleks2941

Жыл бұрын

Red team forever hehehehehe 😈

All good things end with a ball pit. Glad Altrive made his own personal Dashcon with this one.

@dancingenginier5707

2 жыл бұрын

still better then dash con was

@diamondanon

2 жыл бұрын

@@dancingenginier5707 to be fair that bar would be difficult to not pass

@dancingenginier5707

2 жыл бұрын

​@@diamondanontrue lmao

@thestylemage2092

2 жыл бұрын

@@diamondanon Fyre Festival managed...

@lonelymascot

2 жыл бұрын

the fact that it's name was dash con honestly makes it better

This was super fun to watch, I can't wait for the next one!

I just want to say Alpharad that since I've discovered you and your channel I have absolutely fallen in love with your content. These chaotic videos have been such a joy to watch since you've started making them, even being a source of inspiration because I would love the opportunity to host stuff like this. To me this chaotic energy really started to snowball since your roblox outlaster video (Which I had played before you even made the video, That game has no reason to be that good), when I saw that video I just thought to myself "Yes I want to do that" so although it probably won't be a reality for myself, I just want to say I love everything about you keep up the great work dude

8:41 this shot of CJ makes him look like a determined sixth grader and I very much enjoy it

Alpharad is like the better version of Mr. Beast. Except, ts not about money, its about fun & cheating your way to victory.

@vibive

2 жыл бұрын

"not mrbeast" lol

@soul_raider7624

2 жыл бұрын

It's Mr. Beast but instead of Money it's Chaos and i love it

@ShepherdXander

2 жыл бұрын

It’s not about the money it’s about the ✨content✨

@nickthe509

2 жыл бұрын

@@vibive Look, I get it.

@lemonjuice2704

2 жыл бұрын

it's not about the money it's about sending a message

fantastic video, and i honestly wish you miled this longer/more. Either dedicating to the longer video to show more, or making it a full "series" where you make each event a video.

Altrive absolutely destroying that last game was the most kingly thing I've seen

Watching Jacob's journey from "smash bros funny man" to "coked out Mister Beast" has been an experience

@Wirtheless

2 жыл бұрын

Depending on how you look at it, he's also a toned-down Chris McLean.

I just wanna say that I'm very happy for Jaiden to be able to do all this stuff with everyone on camera so often. I feel like she's gone a long way from when she was hesitant to show herself on camera at all and I'm glad she's here now having fun

My favourite part of this video wash dash's commitment to the anti-perspirant bit where he's constantly sweating, best joke of the video!

Way to go Altrive! Picked last and came out the winner! We love an underdog story!

11:15 "A mild concussion" "Where am I?" This part killed me. I expected Altrive to say something about how cheating prospers or something like that, but no. In classic Altrive fashion, he just threw all expectations out the window and did something better.

@duelmasteryuya1205

2 жыл бұрын

He truly is a funny wholesome guy. Couldn't agree more.

I like how Altrive's big play with the ball pit was the VERY first thing he did in the final round, as if he's already thought about it beforehand I mean, if you're not cheating, you're not trying to win, so clearly it's valid (shoutouts to the Kirby and the Forgotten Land music at 7:18 by the way, banger song choice)

@AkeemKaleeb

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing when they showed the arena and was like "huh, altrive is going for that, isn't he?" and sure enough

@julissarowley2739

2 жыл бұрын

wtf do i see you everywhere...

@evv.n1211

2 жыл бұрын

Do you just watch every youtube channel?

@evv.n1211

2 жыл бұрын

@@julissarowley2739 that means that you are everywhere also

@kikiretzorg1467

2 жыл бұрын

Once I saw the event was Hungry Hungry Hippos I knew Altrive would win, it was only a question of how

I low key love the fact that he just unapolagetically gives captainship to the two people with the most subscribers.

Dash was so wholesome in this video, he really is the wholesome guy

"Alright, 1, 2, 3, fuck you back!" Don't make Jaiden angry. *You won't like her when she's angry.*

there are two things I can always count on Jacob for: managing to make the most bs ideas work somehow not saying the name of *the product*

@annihilazergaming679

2 жыл бұрын

How did I not notice that lmao

@toymaster4041

2 жыл бұрын

He literally cant for some reason

@josephhernandez2460

2 жыл бұрын

If you watch his Space Jam video he says that he used to have a speech impediment and can't say fuel, so he's avoided that product placement for a while

@SuperJulz7

2 жыл бұрын

@@josephhernandez2460 no yea I know but thats the only time he'll ever say it. That's why I find it so funny

Altrive being the last one picked, and the one to win is the greatest anime plot twist in history.

He was picked last and then won the entire thing. Truly the story of an underdog rising to the challenge

I love seeing Jaiden in these kinds of videos it feels nice to see her having fun she's so adorable

@caleblee4035

2 жыл бұрын

🤮

@shrimpymcswimmington728

11 ай бұрын

Hell nah

@subhasishghosh6924

6 ай бұрын

This is wholesome with not very wholesome replies...

"WHAT GOT YOU THIS FAR?" "a mild concussion!" "well im glad you signed a waver" also dash stealing the entire pit was absolutely hilarious

This is some top tier content. Also, glad to know you also appreciate the best song in the entire Kirby and the Forgotten Land soundtrack.

Hearing jaiden say fuck really makes me appreciate your friendship even more

This is a great idea, but its not as great as Dash's antiperspirant joke.

@envyschild7372

2 жыл бұрын

I cant escape these comments

@heyoitskram5748

2 жыл бұрын

@@envyschild7372 you sweating hard

@envyschild7372

2 жыл бұрын

@@heyoitskram5748 alright listen here

@Furen

2 жыл бұрын

That's a hit

Who could’ve known that head injuries increase your smartness in a bouncy house by about 200%?

@awanderer3047

2 жыл бұрын

Less brain cells to overthink problem

Dash’s anti perspirant joke is still the funniest joke of the video

I love how with these types of videos Jaiden just gets super competitive, then afterwards she just goes back to being her usual wholesome self right after.

Altrive's anti-persperant joke was the funniest joke of this video!

@PuffSlash

2 жыл бұрын

He's just so wholesome

How does Alpharad have the time for this lmao. This man is the entire circus. *This is what I subscribed for after those 3 years ago*

@hierarchyofmood1220

2 жыл бұрын

Thought sheer determination

@darthcenzo8094

2 жыл бұрын

same tho

@rikudaman

2 жыл бұрын

It almost feels weird to me now when he does a Smash video.

@thecommonman9524

2 жыл бұрын

Here I was thinking he was just a clown.

@kikiretzorg1467

2 жыл бұрын

I think I subscribed back when “How to Play Jigglypuff 101” was his hot new video, I’m so glad his content has gone here

I never woulda thought that Jacob and Skooch were friends. That was a huge twist to me and I loved it cause seeing Illy, Jaiden, Jacob and Skooch in the same video is honestly the best thing ever.

Oml the way Illy praises her team at 11:02 was oddly heartwarming yet meme worthily funny 💀

@amberthedragon

Жыл бұрын

Hhhh hhb🎂🎂🤠🤠❤❤

Now this is fun and incredible as always and all, but it whould be so much more fun if they played Mario and sonic at the London 2012 Olympics.

@silversonome5360

2 жыл бұрын

London Party specifically would've been extremely based, it's one of the best side game modes I've ever played on any game

@jdasleigh1238

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@diabeticman2194

2 жыл бұрын

The best Mario and Sonic game, that would’ve been amazing!

@AdvocateTD

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@paperluigi6132

2 жыл бұрын

@@silversonome5360 I spent so many hours on that trying to get all the stickers and mini games. However, the bonus games, I only ever got two, with one of them only getting them twice EVER.

Altrive really did prove himself here, this is why you put respect on Pikmin 4's name

It feels wrong to not invite icecreamsandwich to the BOUNCE HOUSE olympics! The wiggly lad is made specifically for inflatable terrains

Literally every scene of this video is filmed at such an uncomfertable angle and i love it

As soon as I saw the final event I knew dash was gonna take it, man's played way too much fall guys to lose to that event

I love how not mentioning... *the product* at all in the sponsor ads has become one of the running jokes of the channel, never change Alpha

@nick_a_mate1810

2 жыл бұрын

its actually cause he can't say the word "fuel" right, and doesnt wanna make the company mad

@mysticrainbowdragon

2 жыл бұрын

@@nick_a_mate1810 I thought it’s because people joke about it every time not because the company got mad lmao

@ViolarulesGaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@mysticrainbowdragon In the Space Jam 2 video Alpharad did, he mentioned he had been avoiding doing a sponsorship with G-Fuel because he can’t say the word Fuel. So that’s why he avoids saying it when he’s sponsored by them.

@mysticrainbowdragon

2 жыл бұрын

@@ViolarulesGaming oh yeah I knew that, just not whether it was his own choice or something the company enforced

@ViolarulesGaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@mysticrainbowdragon I think it was his own choice, because even with the explanation, he probably wanted to avoid potential comments from people correcting him on the pronunciation every time

I like how Jacob doesn't say [insert brand name here] during his sponsor integration

What a wholesome ending from the most wholesome competitor

Altrive was completely based and wholesome in that last final event

Altrive being the last one picked to the winner True plot armor

@supersmashbro3243

2 жыл бұрын

Wholesome

@andyeahh6185

2 жыл бұрын

He was the main character all along

The bounce house jousting was so fun as a kid, I used to team up with a friend and just tackle the other people to eliminate all of them and myself to win

Alpharad is my favourite youtuber and it honestly isn't close, love this man's sense of humour.

I honestly think that GFuel keeps sponsoring Jacob just because they think it's funny that he can't say the name of the product

@battle188883

2 жыл бұрын

Why again? I know it's a thing but I completely forgot why.

@DParkerNunya

2 жыл бұрын

@@battle188883 speech impediment with the word "fuel"

Everyone: *awkward silence* Alpha: be happy Everyone: screams with happy

@Xxblade17

2 жыл бұрын

Factual

@Infinite_exhilaration

2 жыл бұрын

AlphaRad flexed his charisma stats

@watchrandomuser395onyoutube

2 жыл бұрын

With happy

@MgForGlory

2 жыл бұрын

@@watchrandomuser395onyoutube With happy.

@_KungFuBarbie_

2 жыл бұрын

@@MgForGlory With happy

Altrive went from being picked last to winning it all Proud of him

Alpharad is such a great gameshow host, this whole video is fantastic

This should happen every four years no matter if the Olympics are cancelled or not

@meatkirbo

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly if this becomes a whole KZread thing I'd love it for alpha

@Toast0nyx

2 жыл бұрын

Thus should happen every year

He’s just slowly becoming Mr. Beast

@blazarre7251

2 жыл бұрын

And that’s a bad thing how?

@nobelium4487

2 жыл бұрын

And I'm here for it. Hes like mr beast but way funnier and with way less budget

@honolex

2 жыл бұрын

A sadistic Saw-like Mr. beast

@mudkipfan2585

2 жыл бұрын

But more chaotic

@gloomy_gal

2 жыл бұрын

I mean yes and no.

Red team could navigate the maze but couldn’t navigate the high five at the end

Norway made a TV show where a man who couldn't drive somehow got to Japan with his car, just to find out OL was canselled.

This video is everything I needed. KZreadrs fighting to the death in a bouncy house. That's a wholesome :)

"I invited 8 of my closest friends..." I'm surprised they tolerate him and his bullshit at this point, let alone being close friends 🤣

@rubenjerate5848

2 жыл бұрын

Jacob has to be the most heartwarming and caring person ever off camera. Else they would probably never tolerate his very fun bs :)

This was actually really fun just to watch, y'all should do this again in four years.

Great video alparad. I can say with full confidence I would beat everyone in every event.

You know, Jaiden smiling a lot more after knowing herself better is really good. The winner of could be a surprise but somewhat fitting with no surprise.

You know what they say "Get smarter not harder." And god damn did Altrive do both

@UnearthlyPotato

2 жыл бұрын

It’s work smarter not harder. Nobody here is getting hard or gaining smarts

@doctorecho3007

2 жыл бұрын

@@UnearthlyPotato I think it was a fat joke.

y’know you gotta love youtubers that make ads interesting.

Altrive really decided to show how wholesome he was at the end there.